For some dumb and unimportant reason, the hometown team is playing a Chinese team this saturday. This will be the strangest match I'll ever watch, I can imagine. China has lots of cash. I can't remember its name, but it's a team from the motherfucking Chinese second division and they signed Luis Fabiano, Jadson, and hired Vanderlei Luxemburgo as coach. I'm going to the match strictly to call Luxemburgo names. I fucking hate him so hard.