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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #660 on: May 13, 2010, 04:27:35 AM »
Can the Flyers pull off 4 in a row? Will Leighton step up to shut down the Bruins again (I'm not counting the pulled goalie routine)? Only time will tell my friends. Regardless of the outcome, hats off to Boston and Philly for giving us a great series to watch.
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #661 on: May 13, 2010, 05:12:00 AM »
congrats habs fans, you deserve it but for GODS SAKE STOP THIS:


this in completely unacceptable and embarrassing. please keep it out of hockey arenas.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #662 on: May 13, 2010, 10:02:00 AM »
Go Habs.  I want to see more topless french canadian chicks!

More? where are the others?


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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #663 on: May 13, 2010, 10:37:44 AM »
I feel bad for you US guys who dont get TSN and cant watch these guys. Seriously the funniest sports announcer duo on tv







^ Jay Onrait at the end

So funny, I watch TSN every morning. I live the life

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #664 on: May 13, 2010, 10:41:27 AM »
congrats habs fans, you deserve it but for GODS SAKE STOP THIS:


this in completely unacceptable and embarrassing. please keep it out of hockey arenas.
Come on man, they're Francais, what do you expect?
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #665 on: May 13, 2010, 05:08:10 PM »
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congrats habs fans, you deserve it but for GODS SAKE STOP THIS:


this in completely unacceptable and embarrassing. please keep it out of hockey arenas.
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Come on man, they're Francais, what do you expect?
i wish they'd separate and be done with it. fuckin wannabe-euro losers. just kidding, i just strongly dislike that stupid soccer chant.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #666 on: May 13, 2010, 05:18:01 PM »
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congrats habs fans, you deserve it but for GODS SAKE STOP THIS:


this in completely unacceptable and embarrassing. please keep it out of hockey arenas.
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Come on man, they're Francais, what do you expect?
and what do you mean by that?
tricks are for kids , style is forever

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #667 on: May 13, 2010, 05:46:00 PM »
I feel bad for you US guys who dont get TSN and cant watch these guys. Seriously the funniest sports announcer duo on tv







^ Jay Onrait at the end
I heard Jay reference the Bones Brigade once. Some baseball player has the last name Peralta, and he squeezed the skate reference in there.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #668 on: May 13, 2010, 08:18:22 PM »
Those guys are definitely funny, I used to watch them every morning.
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #669 on: May 13, 2010, 08:23:32 PM »
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Habs arent playing Philly, Boston is.

Congrats to the Habs, the Caps blew it.
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whoops, totally fucked that one up

even worse for the habs, Crosby and the pens will destroy them

Pens in 5
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Thats ignorant.
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nah that's on point. sorry to say for habs fans (OLEEEE OLEEE OLEEE OLEEEEEE) but i'd bet my life savings on a 5 game series goin to crosbaby.

haha so did you bet or what??

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #670 on: May 14, 2010, 03:48:49 PM »
woops!
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #671 on: May 14, 2010, 06:52:28 PM »
Holy shit the Flyers just made history and I'm stoked they're not playing Pittsburgh next round.
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #672 on: May 14, 2010, 06:58:58 PM »
Holy shit the Flyers just made history and I'm stoked they're not playing Pittsburgh next round.

yo im from vancouver but honestly fuck the west coast this season

the eastern conference has been by far the best playoff hockey in years and i hope someone from that side wins. of course i hope its the canadiens but if the flyers somehow take the series ill still pull for em in the finals


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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #673 on: May 14, 2010, 07:03:16 PM »
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I feel bad for you US guys who dont get TSN and cant watch these guys. Seriously the funniest sports announcer duo on tv







^ Jay Onrait at the end
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I heard Jay reference the Bones Brigade once. Some baseball player has the last name Peralta, and he squeezed the skate reference in there.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #674 on: May 14, 2010, 09:01:49 PM »
Hahahahah! What a good way to wake up.
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #675 on: May 14, 2010, 09:50:45 PM »
Boston with the epic fail. Hahahahahahahaha!
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #676 on: May 15, 2010, 07:55:43 AM »
I feel bad for Boston, they were actually playing so well for a while there. Also, Canadiens and Flyers should be a good series. I hope Montreal has proved they can play.
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #677 on: May 16, 2010, 08:07:20 PM »
Flyers Dominated






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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #678 on: May 17, 2010, 07:42:15 AM »
Yes! It was so purty, I watched some of it again with my pops this morning. Seven more games like that and Lord Stanley's trophy is back on Broad St. (across the street from FDR!) where it belongs.
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #679 on: May 17, 2010, 08:23:17 AM »
Holy fuck!  The Flyers stomped the shit out of the Habs!  God, what a beating!
the habs was playing with fucking cement in their skate
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #680 on: May 17, 2010, 08:27:27 AM »
The only playoff hockey I've watched yet was the 2nd period last night.  The Habs were practically refusing to take shots so I was like fuck this.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #681 on: May 17, 2010, 07:42:08 PM »
^28 habs 25 flyer
butt all habs shot was from the blue line
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #682 on: May 25, 2010, 12:48:05 PM »
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Ricky Oyola with a special treat from the Flyers for the ender.
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #683 on: May 25, 2010, 05:53:46 PM »
http://www.trafficskateboards.com/media/
Ricky Oyola with a special treat from the Flyers for the ender.
mike richards has more heart than the entire habs roster combined. that guy fuckin rules and i won't be bummed for the hawks to lose to his team. but for the record, hawks in 7. conn smyth to toews.
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #684 on: May 25, 2010, 06:23:47 PM »

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #685 on: May 25, 2010, 06:26:36 PM »
nbc is stoked.
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #686 on: May 25, 2010, 06:26:55 PM »
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #687 on: May 25, 2010, 06:36:33 PM »
You all Oranginette tees at Philly won because of FRENCH CANADIANS homebwaye on the team.

better beliee litte.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #688 on: May 25, 2010, 06:41:24 PM »
i bet the guy who rape you on a daily basis is french
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #689 on: May 25, 2010, 06:59:58 PM »
truth hurts.

not what i've wrote but what you wrote....jealous.