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Yoko covers Katy
« on: December 10, 2012, 11:46:12 PM »
Pretty sure this deserves it's own thread.

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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 11:56:03 PM »
she never got rid of her asian dialect, huh?

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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2012, 05:22:57 AM »
My ears are deeply offended by both, but at least I would entertain the idea of intercourse with Katy Perry.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2012, 05:48:25 AM »
I like this one better.


There's 5 different performances up on youtube from the same event, old lady has got some pipes (too bad this is shit).



My art history prof from undergrad has done a lot of major writing on Yoko.  During her 70th birthday celebration he participated in a performance piece consisting of the both of them, Yoko and my teacher, entering a large bag and then getting naked.  He's committed to her artistic practice, to put it lightly.
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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2012, 12:45:41 PM »
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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2012, 01:01:16 PM »
Hey yoko, quit pretending like you still have an accent, you've lived over here for over 40 years now.

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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2012, 03:38:34 PM »
I love art and was an art and design major in college, but I still think a huge majority of contemporary art is straight bullshit. Seeing those fucks applauding her after just makes me so angry. Maybe I'm just not deep enough to be on their level, but shit like this just drives me insane.

With that said, I'm glad to see so many parodies being made about it.


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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2012, 07:20:37 PM »
I love art and was an art and design major in college, but I still think a huge majority of contemporary art is straight bullshit. Seeing those fucks applauding her after just makes me so angry. Maybe I'm just not deep enough to be on their level, but shit like this just drives me insane.

As an artist myself I'm right there with you. Contemporary art, well largely art students are so incredibly pretentious. Chock full of pseudo intellectuals masturbating on a canvas and displaying farts in jars while other pseudo intellectuals fawn over how deep and meaningful it is. What a load of rubbish.

Have you seen the movie Art School Confidential? It sums everything up quite nicely.

That Yoko performance up there? Hilarious, but not in a good way.

 

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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2012, 09:34:36 PM »
Well, she helped break up the beatles, but at least we get to see this stupid gimmicky bullshit.
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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2012, 12:42:25 AM »
Lyrics?

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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2012, 05:59:24 AM »
I'd rather listen to Yoko have a seizure than listen to Katy Perry sing.

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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2012, 07:23:58 AM »
I can totally understand her message.

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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2012, 07:40:47 AM »
Saw this on facebook courtesy of my former art history teacher.  I can't listen to it, the idea of it makes me shudder.



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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2012, 07:45:54 AM »
JOHN LENNON S DICK MUST HAVE AFFECTED HER VOCAL CORDS

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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2012, 08:54:47 AM »
Well, she helped break up the beatles, but at least we get to see this stupid gimmicky bullshit.

Exactly...we get it, you fucked Lennon and had his annoying kid...

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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2012, 09:02:03 AM »

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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2012, 11:24:28 AM »
Yoko is such a stain on Lennons legacy.  She was shit from the get go, and he loved her like she was the greatest thing on earth.  Ill never understand it.

Heres a nice fun fact for you.

"Lennon claimed in 1980 that "there's some underlying thing about Yoko in there", claiming that McCartney looked at Yoko Ono in the studio every time he sang "Get back to where you once belonged."[9]"

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Re: Yoko covers Katy
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2012, 12:32:58 PM »
Good thing these songs came out after Ty Evans edited Pretty Sweet.