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I wonder if pop rocks in your butt would fizzle. Would it feel good or not? I dunno.
A man of science like yourself should be able to find out.
Procedure1) Buy: (1) funnel, (1) condom, (1 satchel) lube, (1 packet) pop rocks, (255 mL) soda, and (1 pair) scissors.
2) Put condom on funnel end, before cutting reservoir tip.
3) Take off clothes, if you are wearing any.
4) Lubricate the funnel/condom, as well as your anus.
5) Take whatever position you feel most comfortable when shoving objects up your ass. Make sure you can hold this position. Downward dog is recommended.
6) Insert funnel/condom into anus. Be sure not to exceed 7” deep, to reduce risk of internal bleeding.
7) Open packet of Pop Rocks and empty contents into funnel.
Record results. [Fizzle or no fizzle.]
9) Open container of soda, and pour through funnel.
10) Record results.
*I do not recommend conducting the experiment, and am not responsible for any injuries stupid people may sustain from trying this. By reading this statement, you forfeit your right to hold me liable in any way.
edit: Step 8 shows up as an emoji. I have no control over that and hate emojis more than West Virginia.