TV
Westworld - I like the show, but its more into mindfucking the internet than doing great storytelling.
Girls - a weird fantasy where people who aren't effeminate nerds or country ass black dudes are sexually attracted to fat white girls.
American Horror Story - Conceptually strong but most seasons fall apart.
Walking Dead - They didnt deviate from the comics enough post Govenor. I liked how the show took the xmen approach to storytelling though (take a huge cast, pick 3 or 4 random characters put them in a situation and have their different personalities drive the narrative of that episode)
Pokemon - series is just variations of the same 5 types of episodes.
Movies
Cinderella - If the glass slipper was a perfect fit then how the fuck did it fall off?
The Avengers - When people say they like this movie they are really talking about the last 30 minutes, which is incredible...but the buildup is a snore.
Jurassic World - Boring and kind of a nostalgia cash in.
American Sniper - Military indoctrination garbage, and I like most war movies even Pearl Harbor lol