I don't think that last rant was as crazy as the Olson one. He got too heated, but I can understand why Koston would want to describe how his shoes aren't made in a sweatshop, as that is one of the most fucked up things, I think, about riding for Nike.
That line about the mini ramp is kind of funny. "SKATING TIME, EVERYONE MUST LEARN FAKIE ROCKS OR WE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR HEALTH BENEFITS!!!!!!!"