Some Italian just got disqualified for THC in his urine.
Let's be honest here, everyone talks over their keyboard, but do you have any public figures you would ACTUALLY beat the shit out of? If you just saw them walking around your city and saw them enter a dimly lit alleyway sans bodyguard, who you would honestly fuck up?
I'd saw Daniel Tosh. Maybe Shaun White. It has to be someone you just dislike as a person: their soul, not just their public persona. Anybody else have a similar list?