I don't think anyone has had a good Zero/Mystery board. And don't you think saying your boards are made in "the best woodshop in China" makes you sound a bit like an oxymoron?
Can't speak for Mystery but I've never stepped on a bad Zero board in my life. I'm riding one now and it has been one of the hands down best boards I've ever had, albeit I just broke the tail (which was my own fault, plus I've been skating the board for months on end beforehand).
Just because you have the privilege of replying to JT doesn't mean you need to try so hard at keeping the attention on you. You're making yourself out to be twice the idiot you already are, and that's the last thing you need I assure you. You remind me of a local park faggot that waits for the top guy there to throw away a broken board so you can go grab it and fuck yourself with it later.