god damnit, i typed a huge response, and it got wiped, so gonna do a shorter version
basically this 40 year old came over looking for her parrot who she had seen land on my roof, she comes over, i invite her in, and we go stand in the backyard for a little bit looking for this bird, we must've looked in the sky for 15 mins (i had no idea what i was looking for), she leaves.
the next day i have a note in my mail box, with her number saying if i see anything to send her a text, the next morning i send her a text saying i have not seen it, but i hope she finds it. she texts back, and we get more and more off topic, she tells me she is watching the tv show weeds, and i let her know mary-louise parker is my dream women, she asks me if i prefer older women, and i say yes, she just gets straight to the chase and says she wants to sit on my face, 10 mins later she is doing exactly that, things are going very well, until i have a mouthful of her tit, and she goes "oooooh you like sucking on mommys tits? yeah? feeding my baby milk, my baby boy, sucking on my tits, don't tell daddy, yeah you like being fed baby"?. i just went with it, that was her thing i guess, i didn't verbally confirm with her i liked it, i just kind made a muffled noise while she was 'feeding' me. we fuck twice, i creampie her because "she needs it to survive as the world is going to end tomorrow"', and i never hear from her again. sent her a couple of texts, but no response. i moved places 8 months later.