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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2010, 03:44:43 AM »
this reminds me of the original lavender town rumours from the pokemon games
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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2010, 03:49:15 AM »
dead bart was a let down.

On a different note, anyone remember that show Candle Cove? It featured a pirate and a little girl in front of a candle lit cove and I remember it being fairly creepy for a kids show..








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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2010, 04:07:42 AM »
*sigh

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« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2010, 08:02:58 AM »
this reminds me of the original lavender town rumours from the pokemon games
that's some weird shit. Children's games/shows are fucked.
http://pastebin.com/f71e6728f

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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2010, 09:19:44 AM »
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this reminds me of the original lavender town rumours from the pokemon games
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that's some weird shit. Children's games/shows are fucked.
http://pastebin.com/f71e6728f

Ah man. that is a terrible story.

Can't be real, but I've got them goosebumps.
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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2010, 10:44:11 AM »
One fucked up 'teddy bear' ( I think it looks more like a dog w/tumors).


http://skateandannoy.com/2010/03/what-the-fofao/



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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2010, 11:30:29 AM »
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this reminds me of the original lavender town rumours from the pokemon games
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that's some weird shit. Children's games/shows are fucked.
http://pastebin.com/f71e6728f
I think these stories would be better and more believable if they didn't bother putting in the paranormal shit to try and make it more fucked up.

Like that pokemon story, if they made the story about the song subliminally driving kids insane, or a secret pokemon or Dr Oak telling kids to kill them selves it would be alot more believable and genuinely weird. Rather than crap about the game talking to him and seeing all the dead kids, that instantly made it so unbelievable to me its not even creepy anymore. 

I think the Spongebob one would be better if they dropped the dead baby crap from it aswell.

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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2010, 11:37:14 AM »
^"better"...

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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2010, 11:48:40 AM »
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this reminds me of the original lavender town rumours from the pokemon games
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that's some weird shit. Children's games/shows are fucked.
http://pastebin.com/f71e6728f
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I think these stories would be better and more believable if they didn't bother putting in the paranormal shit to try and make it more fucked up.

Like that pokemon story, if they made the story about the song subliminally driving kids insane, or a secret pokemon or Dr Oak telling kids to kill them selves it would be alot more believable and genuinely weird. Rather than crap about the game talking to him and seeing all the dead kids, that instantly made it so unbelievable to me its not even creepy anymore. 

I think the Spongebob one would be better if they dropped the dead baby crap from it aswell.

true this...the pokemon story was compelling til the end...then it's just like..."oh, ok?"

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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2010, 12:03:18 PM »


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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2010, 03:53:03 PM »
One fucked up 'teddy bear' ( I think it looks more like a dog w/tumors).


http://skateandannoy.com/2010/03/what-the-fofao/




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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2010, 04:52:46 PM »
i got another one


"So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVDa few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of mickey walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something. The cartoon was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full (he is a personal assistant of one of the higher executives at Disney, and acquaintance of Mr. Maltin himself)"


"After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickeys walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds, and whatever was in that remaining 30 seconds I heaven't been able to get a sliver of information. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "Real suffering is not known" 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said "the sights of hell bring its viewers back in". As far as I know, no one else has seen it, but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on rapidshare by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs. Whether it got online or not is up for debate, but if rumors serve me right, it's online somewhere under "suicidemouse.avi". If you ever find a copy of the film, I want you to never view it, and to contact me by phone immediately, regardless of the time. When a Disney Death is covered up as well as this, it means this has to be something huge."
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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2010, 05:30:02 PM »
That one was pretty good.

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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2010, 06:07:50 PM »
that squid youtube vid was def a fake, but maybe it exists irl.

as for the mickey mouse one, sounds like a hoax. watching the petrovsk maniacs or whatever those guys were called killing people with mallets was really, really, really fucked but didn't make me want to kill myself. i wonder if any video really could? ...not that i would want to test that hypothesis.

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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2010, 11:14:03 PM »


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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2010, 11:41:35 PM »
i will never look at squidward the same way...
that picture bugs me the fuck out

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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2010, 12:03:32 AM »
I was reading the second story about Mickey Mouse ,as i got down to the part where the security guard was repeating the words he heard, My wife sneezed in her sleep and scared the fuck out of me!
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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2010, 12:22:51 AM »
i got another one


"So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVDa few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of mickey walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something. The cartoon was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full (he is a personal assistant of one of the higher executives at Disney, and acquaintance of Mr. Maltin himself)"


"After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickeys walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds, and whatever was in that remaining 30 seconds I heaven't been able to get a sliver of information. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "Real suffering is not known" 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said "the sights of hell bring its viewers back in". As far as I know, no one else has seen it, but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on rapidshare by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs. Whether it got online or not is up for debate, but if rumors serve me right, it's online somewhere under "suicidemouse.avi". If you ever find a copy of the film, I want you to never view it, and to contact me by phone immediately, regardless of the time. When a Disney Death is covered up as well as this, it means this has to be something huge."

not real

but these things are fucking creepy.


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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #48 on: September 06, 2010, 04:48:09 AM »
^^ I actually dont wanna watch that now, you know... just incase lol

edit: just hurd that that video isnt the "real" one, its a reconstruction made by someone trying to create what he belived the story to entail
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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #49 on: September 06, 2010, 07:36:40 AM »
Sick. Fools. All of you.
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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #50 on: September 06, 2010, 11:12:46 AM »
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this reminds me of the original lavender town rumours from the pokemon games
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that's some weird shit. Children's games/shows are fucked.
http://pastebin.com/f71e6728f
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I think these stories would be better and more believable if they didn't bother putting in the paranormal shit to try and make it more fucked up.

Like that pokemon story, if they made the story about the song subliminally driving kids insane, or a secret pokemon or Dr Oak telling kids to kill them selves it would be alot more believable and genuinely weird. Rather than crap about the game talking to him and seeing all the dead kids, that instantly made it so unbelievable to me its not even creepy anymore. 

I think the Spongebob one would be better if they dropped the dead baby crap from it aswell.

Agreed. But I can't say the Spongebob one didn't get my imagination running at 2:30 am when everyone in my girlfriend's house beside myself was asleep. I stopped reading after the first dead child part, then the battery on my computer died soon after. I half expected a photo of a dead child to pop up.

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« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2010, 12:52:54 PM »
that squid youtube vid was def a fake, but maybe it exists irl.

as for the mickey mouse one, sounds like a hoax. watching the petrovsk maniacs or whatever those guys were called killing people with mallets was really, really, really fucked but didn't make me want to kill myself. i wonder if any video really could? ...not that i would want to test that hypothesis.

it's obviously all fake but still entertaining.

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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2010, 04:57:49 PM »
Very creepy shit, butt i call shenanigans!


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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2010, 05:52:43 PM »
The squidward suicide one is still the best one posted.
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Re: THIS IS FUCKED UP
« Reply #56 on: September 06, 2010, 08:54:01 PM »
You guys are such pussies.