I've actually met this dude. His name is Dan and he's 40. He skated my hometown skatepark on his "tour" in 2006. He brought a van full of 13 year old kids that told me how good he was and assured me that he was sponsored by Monster and Globe. He showed up, stretched, and put Monster stickers on his "Got Jesus" t-shirt before filming at the park. So many caveman boardslides and early grabs that didn't clear the pyramid.
Nice enough dude. He would scream "YEAH! ALRIGHT!" every time somebody road away from anything. He asked me to film a part for his new video. I was flattered. I always assumed this dude would be the type where the police would find a bunch of dead children in his house someday.