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What fat kid?
Once Me and my friends went to this chicks house and she just did a porno shoot. She showed me and my heroin addict friends her recent porno pictures and Jo Jo kept saying "oh yes, beautiful. mmm wow!". I asked him to leave the room, then I tried having sex with her and remembered her friend said she liked it in the ass. I politely asked her if we could enjoy some anal sex but she was not into it. I figured she had to take a shit and my dick went limp. My heroin addicted friends came back laughing because one of them took a shit and smeared it on someone's apartment door. They persuaded me to smell the shit covered door the next morning and I vomited right in front of the door.
Wow, so cool. One of the things i liked about Dash Snow, your favorite, is that he actually had the pictures to back up all the crazy shit he did. I think you're secretly envious of him and want to live that lifestyle. Fiction literature on a skateboarding message board seems to be the only way of letting out your bohemian fantasy world. Write a book some day
Carrying around a camera (or anything worth any amount of money) is a bad idea when you are intoxicated. I don't do anything with the mindset of documenting it and sharing it with others, because I really don't care too much if people find things I do interesting or not.
I don't like Dash Snow because he's a rich kid, wannabe low life shitty artist. You seriously think taking a picture from a book and gluing it to a newspaper with your sperm is great art? His tags are complete shit, and the only interesting thing is the shock value, which is such an uncreative way to get people to pay attention to your shit art that your friends at Max Fish dig.
Just listen to the guy talk
Unlike most people I don't believe in giving the dead praise just because they're dead