This is all terrible and reminds me of a local/also USA Gymnastics at MSU. Feel horrible for all the victims.
Let's make a positive out of a negative though... Dirt Skirt Thirt's. That's right, you're over 30 and never got to go to a skate camp in your youth. You're allowed to consume alcohol at night along with more mellower substances. The counselor's are the people on Slap that can actually skate well. I know my kickflip has felt dusted for the last 4 years, and I know one of y'all can unlock it.
Dirt Skirt Thirt's Camp. Opening in the summer of 2023.