Can we please turn this into a Quote "American Psycho Thread"
Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.
Patrick Bateman: I have to return some videotapes.
Patrick Bateman: Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York. Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.
Patrick Bateman: You are a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
I think there are too many to even start listing.