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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2018, 11:38:22 AM »
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Hows he afford that place though?
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He grew up in Malibu. I would imagine he comes from money?


He does a lot of IT stuff for a big Medical Cannabis company in West LA that one of his friends owns.
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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2018, 12:14:30 PM »
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Hows he afford that place though?
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He grew up in Malibu. I would imagine he comes from money?
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He does a lot of IT stuff for a big Medical Cannabis company in West LA that one of his friends owns.

sounds like a solid 15-20 bucks an hour.
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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2018, 12:30:06 PM »
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Hows he afford that place though?
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He grew up in Malibu. I would imagine he comes from money?
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He does a lot of IT stuff for a big Medical Cannabis company in West LA that one of his friends owns.
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sounds like a solid 15-20 bucks an hour.

Dude lives in Marina Del Rey. Starting prices for an apartment there are $2500 a month. Can’t be doing that bad.
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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2018, 12:40:26 PM »
Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2018, 12:42:41 PM »
He probably doesn't make a penny off of skating now because he sucks. The fact that chocolate hasn't brought him on a single trip since the inception of nine club shows his lack of talent. He barely leaves his area. I heard all of this from that drider Daniel

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2018, 12:55:21 PM »
Just wasted the whole morning at work listening to the whole album. 12/10 must cop.






holy shit agreed this is a 12/10 album

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2018, 02:36:24 PM »
Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
i always kinda wondered how he just stayed in Barcelona after a trip for 6 months. I know skaters are different and he could have had a free place to stay and film but that’s a long time to stay somewhere else on your own dime while still paying for a spot in la.
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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2018, 04:13:10 PM »
Random standard issue manny pad in some dingy little parking lot; I like his taste in spots.

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2018, 04:25:13 PM »
Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.

What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #39 on: July 04, 2018, 05:41:07 PM »
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Just wasted the whole morning at work listening to the whole album. 12/10 must cop.






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holy shit agreed this is a 12/10 album

Currently remixing Cocaine and Crack. McGruff comin' with that fire!

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #40 on: July 04, 2018, 05:42:25 PM »
Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?


Don't know how to show it but in one of my first TWS mags(Think it was the TWS cover with the Penny front blunt he didn't land) I recall a Koston back lip on those ledges from the water, think it was the first back lip I ever saw a photo of and the way that spot was made it seem impossible, always wondered how he came outta it ... Never seen footage of it which makes me think its all smoke n mirrors now, but yeah Koston has a good photo at that spot shot from the abyss.

Gonna listen to McGruff now to remind me of kindergarten days where Nancy Regan told me to "Just Say No."





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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #41 on: July 04, 2018, 05:52:46 PM »
That McGruff album is changing my life

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #42 on: July 04, 2018, 05:57:11 PM »
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Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?
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Don't know how to show it but in one of my first TWS mags(Think it was the TWS cover with the Penny front blunt he didn't land) I recall a Koston back lip on those ledges from the water, think it was the first back lip I ever saw a photo of and the way that spot was made it seem impossible, always wondered how he came outta it ... Never seen footage of it which makes me think its all smoke n mirrors now, but yeah Koston has a good photo at that spot shot from the abyss.

Gonna listen to McGruff now to remind me of kindergarten days where Nancy Regan told me to "Just Say No."

I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
R.I.P Rusty. One of us.

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #43 on: July 04, 2018, 06:36:04 PM »
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Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?
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Don't know how to show it but in one of my first TWS mags(Think it was the TWS cover with the Penny front blunt he didn't land) I recall a Koston back lip on those ledges from the water, think it was the first back lip I ever saw a photo of and the way that spot was made it seem impossible, always wondered how he came outta it ... Never seen footage of it which makes me think its all smoke n mirrors now, but yeah Koston has a good photo at that spot shot from the abyss.

Gonna listen to McGruff now to remind me of kindergarten days where Nancy Regan told me to "Just Say No."
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That's the photo, thanks mang.

That McGruff album is changing my life

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #44 on: July 04, 2018, 07:18:46 PM »
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.

The law firm is called Crob bob law.

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #45 on: July 05, 2018, 10:38:36 AM »
Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?




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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #46 on: July 05, 2018, 06:03:06 PM »
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
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The law firm is called Crob bob law.

It took you 66 posts to write something mildly worthwhile.  Is this going to be your average?  Can you DM me after another 65, I assume I'll have you on ignore.

Also, have you considered washing your dick?
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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #47 on: July 05, 2018, 06:28:34 PM »
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
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The law firm is called Crob bob law.
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It took you 66 posts to write something mildly worthwhile.  Is this going to be your average?  Can you DM me after another 65, I assume I'll have you on ignore.

Also, have you considered washing your dick?

I'm still figuring this shit out. By post 124 I'll be on fire. Just give me until junior member status and you'll be checking Slap every 4 minutes to see what I'm posting

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #48 on: July 07, 2018, 01:50:14 PM »
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
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The law firm is called Crob bob law.
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It took you 66 posts to write something mildly worthwhile.  Is this going to be your average?  Can you DM me after another 65, I assume I'll have you on ignore.

Also, have you considered washing your dick?
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I'm still figuring this shit out. By post 124 I'll be on fire. Just give me until junior member status and you'll be checking Slap every 4 minutes to see what I'm posting

Guess it wasn't meant to be.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #49 on: July 07, 2018, 01:55:43 PM »
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
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The law firm is called Crob bob law.
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It took you 66 posts to write something mildly worthwhile.  Is this going to be your average?  Can you DM me after another 65, I assume I'll have you on ignore.

Also, have you considered washing your dick?
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I'm still figuring this shit out. By post 124 I'll be on fire. Just give me until junior member status and you'll be checking Slap every 4 minutes to see what I'm posting
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Guess it wasn't meant to be.

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #50 on: July 07, 2018, 02:33:25 PM »
Anybody in this thread ignoring the Scruff McGruff songs to post something about boring ass Chris Roberts is wacked in the head


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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #51 on: July 10, 2018, 03:35:18 PM »
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Just wasted the whole morning at work listening to the whole album. 12/10 must cop.






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holy shit agreed this is a 12/10 album
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Currently remixing Cocaine and Crack. McGruff comin' with that fire!

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #52 on: July 10, 2018, 03:47:10 PM »
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
[close]

The law firm is called Crob bob law.
[close]

It took you 66 posts to write something mildly worthwhile.  Is this going to be your average?  Can you DM me after another 65, I assume I'll have you on ignore.

Also, have you considered washing your dick?
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I'm still figuring this shit out. By post 124 I'll be on fire. Just give me until junior member status and you'll be checking Slap every 4 minutes to see what I'm posting
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Guess it wasn't meant to be.
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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2018, 04:11:03 PM »
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Just wasted the whole morning at work listening to the whole album. 12/10 must cop.






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holy shit agreed this is a 12/10 album

I didn't really have any reason to check this thread but I think it just might of changed my life. These are amazing.

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #54 on: July 10, 2018, 04:46:49 PM »
Bloodonmydick is back. You will soon see. He just had to slow his roll a little bit.

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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2018, 06:19:54 PM »
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Just wasted the whole morning at work listening to the whole album. 12/10 must cop.






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holy shit agreed this is a 12/10 album
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Currently remixing Cocaine and Crack. McGruff comin' with that fire!

I just want to watch the "making of" footage, where an adult human puts on the dog suit head and trench coat to record the voice overs, putting their full effort into each take.
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Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
« Reply #56 on: July 11, 2018, 02:28:45 PM »
ive always kinda been a sucker for this "day in the life" type shit