Author Topic: contribute to - shit beginner skateboarders do/say. (Read 4548 times)

frank · « **Reply #60 on:** February 01, 2012, 03:32:08 PM »

"i can chance any] trick right?"
*360 pivot* "count it!"
"these pants have spandex in em' bro."
"shake junt fool."
"jerry huhsu is tiiiiiiight"

trannies and mannies · « **Reply #61 on:** February 02, 2012, 12:29:10 PM »

"can you lazer? i do them all the time on ea skate." or "why isnt this video HD, it looks so much better" or "i had an element board once, but i got such bad pressure cracks so i stopped skating it." ive heard all of these before.

Tufty · « **Reply #62 on:** February 02, 2012, 03:30:57 PM »

When someone says "steezy" i am sure he is new to skateboarding or a person.

BraveUlysses · « **Reply #63 on:** February 02, 2012, 04:05:27 PM »

Circles or highlights shit in CCS magazines.

sfa · « **Reply #64 on:** February 02, 2012, 04:09:05 PM »

"I'm filming for my banging"
"swag"
"for balance" when questioned why they touch their nose before doing a trick
"can you hard flip"
"are you sponsored?"
"is he sponsored?"
"who is he?"
"you on face book?"
"oh, he's on Nike SB now! I saw it on Instagram!"
"have you ever been to the Berrics?"
"have you ever been to the Fantasy Factory?"
"can you teach me to hardflip/360 flip?" kid cant even ollie right

Money Black · « **Reply #65 on:** February 02, 2012, 08:41:13 PM »

"how long have you been skating?" thats probably the most common one i have got over the years

"do this trick do that trick" gets annoying as fuck also

Ella K · « **Reply #66 on:** February 02, 2012, 09:08:38 PM »

"can you buy me alcohol?"
"can I bum a durry?" (yeah I'm aussie as fuck)
"do tattoos hurt?"
That last one's my fave... Never gets old

bloodcrippin · « **Reply #67 on:** February 02, 2012, 09:18:42 PM »

Follow "filming" their friends and then "marking" the "footage" and yelling into their hand "camera"

oneshovel · « **Reply #68 on:** February 02, 2012, 09:30:44 PM »

These are the only skate related things I ever hear in real life;

Skater - "do you have a tool"

Non-skater - "are you good"

Murdock · « **Reply #69 on:** February 03, 2012, 01:19:06 AM »

"Where did you learn to skate"
"Can you do a kickflip?"

thepman · « **Reply #70 on:** February 03, 2012, 08:22:06 AM »

a guy at the skatepark told me he was riding for a small british brand "not many people had heard of" and said he was kicked off for smoking too much weed hahahahaha

spungo · « **Reply #71 on:** February 03, 2012, 02:33:57 PM »

"How old are you?"

"Most people your age skate old school."

NowhereInLife · « **Reply #72 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:52:22 PM »

"you have a car, why do you need a ride from my mom?"

PFIASB. · « **Reply #73 on:** February 04, 2012, 04:09:48 PM »

"grind that fence"

sufodiv · « **Reply #74 on:** February 04, 2012, 04:48:20 PM »

Hey check out my new Almost impact support!

Magic Pizza · « **Reply #75 on:** February 04, 2012, 05:04:14 PM »

fakie ollie to switch 5.0, switch 180 out to regular

layzieyez · « **Reply #76 on:** February 04, 2012, 08:23:01 PM »

I really think this should be three different segments:

Shit skateboarders say

Shit people say to skateboarders: "Hey, Tony Hawk!" "Thrasher!" "Skater fag!" "Which longboard should I get?"

Shit girls say to skateboarders (they want to hook up with): "Teach me how to skate!" "I like that flip/air/trick you did!" "Are you going to skate here tomorrow?" "Help me stand on your board. Whoa! (intentionally falling onto skater boi)"

Harry Fandangler · « **Reply #77 on:** February 05, 2012, 12:40:41 AM »

With the same tone of voice someone would use to say "I really need to quit drinking," this ten year old said that he, "really needs to work on his Casper flips."

Also, this classic, "Was that switch?"

pile · « **Reply #78 on:** February 05, 2012, 02:20:46 AM »

Quote from: layzieyez on February 04, 2012, 08:23:01 PM

I really think this should be three different segments:

Shit skateboarders say

Shit people say to skateboarders: "Hey, Tony Hawk!" "Thrasher!" "Skater fag!" "Which longboard should I get?"

Shit girls say to skateboarders (they want to hook up with): "Teach me how to skate!" "I like that flip/air/trick you did!" "Are you going to skate here tomorrow?" "Help me stand on your board. Whoa! (intentionally falling onto skater boi)"

fuck, i love hearing the random chongo comments coming from the road at my local park. it's right next to a gym so, you'll usually hear the classic, 'skate or die' 'skater fag' etc.

myrrh · « **Reply #79 on:** February 05, 2012, 10:14:41 AM »

Quote from: Money Black on February 02, 2012, 08:41:13 PM

"how long have you been skating?" thats probably the most common one i have got over the years

"do this trick do that trick" gets annoying as fuck also

I always say that I want to decide which trick to do myself.

At my local park there is a kid who just skates back and forth in front of me if Im having a break. Just looking for a reaction.

Author Topic: contribute to - shit beginner skateboarders do/say. (Read 4548 times)

trannies and mannies

BraveUlysses

oneshovel