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General Discussion => Classic SLAP => Topic started by: ahlee on March 04, 2013, 07:07:10 PM
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http://hellatrill.tumblr.com/post/44582837659 (http://hellatrill.tumblr.com/post/44582837659)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2af6c8085a3ba32b7e1fc329d40eeb7/tumblr_mj5ydtuuhu1qzvs2uo1_1280.jpg)
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hahaahaahahhahaahahah holy shit
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HAHA. Can't stop laughing. Did not expect that.
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Thats how I always thought his penis would be.
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too fat to see his own dick so he needs to take a photo with his phone
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myspace angles
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i'm 12 and wat is this?
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As suspected...
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i had a feeling there was going to be a catch to this being posted in whatever rather than useless wooden toy banter
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New pro model, you heard it here first
(http://i.imgur.com/kQbO5yN.png)
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Where is GAY when you need him?
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Oh god didn't see that one coming
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Oh god didn't see that one cumming
i'm nothing.
This sets a dangerous precedent for the "stylin' on you" thread genre.
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who took the photo? looks like j lay is about to hug the person. they'd hav to be pretty tall, like BA tall to get that angle.
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who took the photo? looks like j lay is about to hug the person. they'd hav to be pretty tall, like BA tall to get that angle.
OMG TMZ
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...and somewhere camocan silently weeps.
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RED ROCKET
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happy trail starts from his bottom lip
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What in the hell. Did he post this photo?
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...and somewhere camocan silently weeps.
lol
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(http://i.imgur.com/sfvTMm6.jpg)
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Did not expect that.
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sorry johnny. i skated 2 of your pro-models, if that helps.
(http://i.imgur.com/DGJzeWM.jpg)
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Hahahahhahah
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Gay is gonna bump this thread and drop some "woulds".
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scrubbing erica's poo smell off no doubt
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This is just his new ad for OtterBox, it wasn't supposed to drop til next month.
(http://the-gadgeteer.com/assets/otterbox-armor-1900-case10.jpg)
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I heard he sent this in as his application for Bro Style.
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(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6401/laytonspirit.png)
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Dear Johnny,
Times are hard <wink, wink>, we all know it. From the looks of it, you need a little help in the stress relief department. A man with a mid-to-large sized penis has friends in places he may never have thought to look before...places like, well, the slap message boards.
Here's one thing we all know: women are horrible at giving head. They just don't understand how to handle that thing. Fumbling, gagging, grabbing at it...OUCH! Who needs that?
I'm here to help. As a community service volunteer, I've logged dozens, possibly hundreds of hours helping men just like you who find themselves in need of a helping hand...or larynx as it were. I consider myself an ambassador of amorousness; a representative of relaxation; a giver of glad-nicitiy. And here's the real kicker: it's all at NO COST to you. That's right. All you have to do is pm me with your address (continental US only, please), give me a time, leave the door unlocked, and kick back. I'll handle the rest! It's fun, easy, and relatively risk-free.
I'd be glad to provide references should you want to know things like whether I wear dentures or not, can I form a clover leaf with my tongue, or which Virtua Fighter is my favorite.
Your BFF 4EVR,
GAY
p.s. Obvious photoshop is obvious
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scrubbing erica's poo smell off no doubt
Fucking loled
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By far, the dumbest photoshop I've ever made.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0e8698cc42e16d20af6a27b03dc6287/tumblr_mj7a975V6F1rv5oqho1_500.jpg)
that's fantastic
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(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6401/laytonspirit.png)
LOL
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Austin Powers - Rocket Dick and Tits Satellite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZYoa_pod0#)
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Classic slap in 2 pages... 8)
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http://toymachine.com/newspost/9379/big+boi++friends+private+sesh/ (http://toymachine.com/newspost/9379/big+boi++friends+private+sesh/)
Where are his friends #showerselfies? ;D :-* ;)
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well, this guy officially is cut off.
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well, this guy officially is cut off.
I'm circumcised too, most Americans are. Not a big deal.
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Somebody photoshop Jason Dill doing a back 3 of Johnny's dick.
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Move to classic slap was a bit premature.
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haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
slap, all homo 4eva! :-*
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haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao
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Damn it Bobby! Now this thing is going to die out faster than a bunch of special ed kids trying to make a camp fire.
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shecks tweeted response
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc88/CheerleadersROCK2011/Icons/Ryan-Sheckler-1.jpg)
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they don't call him "big boy" for nothing
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shecks tweeted response
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc88/CheerleadersROCK2011/Icons/Ryan-Sheckler-1.jpg)
TWINK PARTY!
I bet he grabs on to that little basketball goal when his mom is riding his cock.
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Move to classic slap was a bit premature.
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Move to classic slap was a bit premature.
Damn it Bobby! Now this thing is going to die out faster than a bunch of special ed kids trying to make a camp fire.
Sorry. Moved as compromise tactic. Feel free to keep 'shopping. Here's a quick contribution.
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Somebody photoshop Jason Dill doing a back 3 of Johnny's dick.
JASON DILL OF JOHNNY'S DICK? SAY IT AIN'T SO!!
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haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao
Generation Kill | Big Gay Al / The Golden Stream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6Vc6wkwvA&t=1m2s#ws)
Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy
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haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao
Generation Kill | Big Gay Al / The Golden Stream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6Vc6wkwvA&t=1m2s#ws)
Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy
yeah yeah yeah way to catch feelings & make assumptions. like i said, the thread overall is pretty funny, but seeing a bunch of grown ass men so eager to photoshop some pro skaters dick is hilarious. Outside of SLAP yall know damn well niggas is not about to go flaunt that shit for all their friends & colleagues to see. dont like act most of the people in here wouldn't minimize the photoshop window had someone else suddenly walked into the room lol
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haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao
Generation Kill | Big Gay Al / The Golden Stream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6Vc6wkwvA&t=1m2s#ws)
Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy
yeah yeah yeah way to catch feelings & make assumptions. like i said, the thread overall is pretty funny, but seeing a bunch of grown ass men so eager to photoshop some pro skaters dick is hilarious. Outside of SLAP yall know damn well niggas is not about to go flaunt that shit for all their friends & colleagues to see. dont like act most of the people in here wouldn't minimize the photoshop window had someone else suddenly walked into the room lol
For what it's worth, dick jokes account for roughly fifteen percent of the conversations that I have with my friends and colleagues.
(http://i.imgur.com/peOXdOs.png)
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haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao
Generation Kill | Big Gay Al / The Golden Stream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6Vc6wkwvA&t=1m2s#ws)
Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy
yeah yeah yeah way to catch feelings & make assumptions. like i said, the thread overall is pretty funny, but seeing a bunch of grown ass men so eager to photoshop some pro skaters dick is hilarious. Outside of SLAP yall know damn well niggas is not about to go flaunt that shit for all their friends & colleagues to see. dont like act most of the people in here wouldn't minimize the photoshop window had someone else suddenly walked into the room lol
I just linked this to FB and my mom liked it.
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He's gonna knock all of your guys' teeth out.
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He's gonna knock all of your guys' teeth out.
Jaylay loves gummers?
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He's gonna knock all of your guys' teeth out.
Jaylay loves gummers?
lol
looks like J-Lays dave is looking a little friendly as well....
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(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6401/laytonspirit.png)
so good
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/89b8a33ab6456ede02221ffc6521ce29/tumblr_mj88e27bz51qb1y8yo1_500.jpg)
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/89b8a33ab6456ede02221ffc6521ce29/tumblr_mj88e27bz51qb1y8yo1_500.jpg)
Best one yet. The Nirvana one killed it, too! Keep them coming!
So... let's cut to the chase: how come that photo made it to Slap/tumblr? Pissed ex-girlfriend?
Also: Ed must be smiling somewhere...
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Someone needs to take that photo and make it look like a Templeton painting.
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templeton should remake that photo into a graphic. with the transistor sect standing in the shower taking a selfie but instead of rockin' a mean ol' bonedawg it's an antenna like the one on his head. or just post that pic on a board.
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Thirty six, got dick pix
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f01b9a0dfd7de7c00bec5de90d85c0a/tumblr_mjb9wswHtb1rd8h7vo1_500.gif)
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We need to involve Berra in this as much as possible
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really glad i'm working from home today
meatspin is pure gold
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(http://distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com/fd20f47e8d2a11e2a52422000aaa0a0f_7.jpg)
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(http://distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com/fd20f47e8d2a11e2a52422000aaa0a0f_7.jpg)
i just came in here to post that. tight. shits meta.
k
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http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/whats-the-story-with-johnny-layton/ (http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/whats-the-story-with-johnny-layton/)
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At least he has a sense of humor about it.
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haha this is great! I've done this before (who hasn't?), thank god I had the common sense to not show my face.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE)
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/1eed8907e584cb0e4801126d4f9ffbc2/tumblr_mjeuemsoJa1rcutb4o1_500.jpg)
http://meeesha.tumblr.com/post/44963399513/kawaiisk8rdik4u69 (http://meeesha.tumblr.com/post/44963399513/kawaiisk8rdik4u69)
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I never clicked this thread until Buzz yesterday. How did I miss this?
Glad to hear Nordberg is a fan.
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Eds probably just bummed he didn't get the shot first
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I suck at photoshop, but I'm sure someone can have fun with this photo...
(http://www.tumyeto.com/images_new/news/7426img5720.JPG)
"Don't worry, it's art dude."
Hahahahha fucking best dude ever.
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I never clicked this thread until Buzz yesterday. How did I miss this?
It was moved to classic slap way too early. Pretty much killed the thread.
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3fb9b21e08fccfe7afba01f5da3c7ff/tumblr_mjtjd1KoJV1r9l08ro1_500.png)
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I never clicked this thread until Buzz yesterday. How did I miss this?
It was moved to classic slap way too early. Pretty much killed the thread.
I was disappointed that all those awesome Photoshops mentioned weren't in this thread.
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Finally! skateboarding is getting exciting again ...
HAHAHAHAHA!
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(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2012/burnout_kodygoespro/_DSC0612.jpg)
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2012/burnout_kodygoespro/_DSC0615.jpg)
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(http://i40.tinypic.com/zsvbt.jpg)
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Eds probably just bummed he didn't get the shot first
art