Who’s you BOTTOM 5 skaters of all time.

[Lame_Nigga]

Inspired by the Top 5, who is makes your bottom 5? Whether it’s ability, tricks, personality, or you just don’t like them for no reason other than being a hater.

Mine are
-Chase Webb. I just don’t like his face.
-Brezenski. Same as Chase but his jokes push it over the edge.
-Domo Walker. He’s good but in such a generic way that he bores me to tears.
-Guy. His comeback was legendary, but his trick selection has got to be the worst of all time. Just one slide flip out body varial after another.
-Pudwill. His waving arms, his hat that always looks too big for his head, his space boot looking shoes, the slides to flips to slides, all of it is disgusting.

[CHONGO]

Evan Mock ( skate park warrior)
Sean Pablo (worst style ever, not sure how anyone can think he's sick)
Sean Powers ( Also the worst style and just a fucking idiot)

[SatanicPanic]

I mean we could talk style or trick selection but I gotta go with the obvious here and talk about the worst people to ever skate-

Gator
Jay Adams
TK
Josh Swindell
Whichever of those Pappas brothers murdered his girlfriend

It’s kind of sad that I can think of lots of other terrible people who are/were pro skaters but couldn’t fit on my list because my list was full up with murderers.

[theoriginalgoon]

No particular order here...


1. Jeffwon Bong (Kinda low hanging fruit.)
2. The entire Powell Peralta team
3. Marbie
4. Borra
5. The entire Star Team
Bonus : David Loy

[Easy Slider]

I am quite bad.

[MOE SYZLAK]

I’d never bottom for a skateboarder let alone 5 of them…

[TheDraught]

I would rather discuss the TOP 5.

[Perforated Opinions]

Evan Mock ( skate park warrior)
Sean Pablo (worst style ever, not sure how anyone can think he's sick)
Sean Powers ( Also the worst style and just a fucking idiot)

Aye old man.

[jgonzalez]

I’d never bottom for a skateboarder let alone 5 of them…

They’d be calling each other “the homie” and you’d be bent over in yellow bedsheets. They’d write a tag on your cum dripping ass after and flic it for their ‘art’ show. Suppose that is someone’s fantasy.

Take your pick from this list for bottom 5:
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=123899.0

[DaleSr]

Andy Mac, more like Andy Whack

[fredgallSOTY]

Mark suciu
Mark suciu
Mark suciu
Mark suciu
Jim Gagne

[Groondor the Orc]

Tyshawn ( looks awful on a board)
Busenitz (that push lol)
Tony Hawk (robot…tricks suck)
Rodney (fucking geek kook loner)
Danny Way (jock)

[botefdunn]

Seems like just yesterday BA was coming out, now we got a top 5 bottoms thread. Proud of ya'll.

[jgonzalez]

Seems like just yesterday BA was coming out, now we got a top 5 bottoms thread. Proud of ya'll.

Is skateboarding still too masc that everyone wants to be perceived as tops?

Can we make this a bottom appreciation thread? Shout out bottom kings. Any bottom posters? Big ups to the hungry asses and power bottoms. Shout out to subs, regardless of gender.

[fistful0dynamite]

Paul Hart
Daryl Angel
That knucklehead Tom guy from idabble

[Dante Bichette]

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Seems like just yesterday BA was coming out, now we got a top 5 bottoms thread. Proud of ya'll.

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Is skateboarding still too masc that everyone wants to be perceived as tops?

Can we make this a bottom appreciation thread? Shout out bottom kings. Any bottom posters? Big ups to the hungry asses and power bottoms. Shout out to subs, regardless of gender.

And the vers boys. The ones too afraid to call themselves bottoms.

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

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Seems like just yesterday BA was coming out, now we got a top 5 bottoms thread. Proud of ya'll.

[close]

Is skateboarding still too masc that everyone wants to be perceived as tops?

Can we make this a bottom appreciation thread? Shout out bottom kings. Any bottom posters? Big ups to the hungry asses and power bottoms. Shout out to subs, regardless of gender.

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And the vers boys. The ones too afraid to call themselves bottoms.

When people ask me what my “position” is I just say “Any hole, any role”. But i’ve low key been enjoying the bottom bunk this year.

[Chiefqueef]

Jeremy Rogers
Dan Cates
Ed Templeton
Mike V
Rob Dyrdrek

[Fartknocker415]

Chad Fernandez
Chaz Ortiz
Aaron kyro
Andy schrock
Dan corrigan

[Trilogy]

Inspired by the Top 5, who is makes your bottom 5? Whether it’s ability, tricks, personality, or you just don’t like them for no reason other than being a hater.

Mine are
-Chase Webb. I just don’t like his face.
-Brezenski. Same as Chase but his jokes push it over the edge.
-Domo Walker. He’s good but in such a generic way that he bores me to tears.
-Guy. His comeback was legendary, but his trick selection has got to be the worst of all time. Just one slide flip out body varial after another.
-Pudwill. His waving arms, his hat that always looks too big for his head, his space boot looking shoes, the slides to flips to slides, all of it is disgusting.

Saying Guy Mariano is bad is kinda strong, but I understand your point, he was so cool and had such a clean trick selection pre-hiatus and when he came back he was still really talented but the style and trick selection were gone.

[Trilogy]

Tyshawn ( looks awful on a board)
Busenitz (that push lol)
Tony Hawk (robot…tricks suck)
Rodney (fucking geek kook loner)
Danny Way (jock)

Busenitz, WHAT??

Also, Rodney Mullen, how can you hate on the guy that created most of the street skateboarding tricks??

[boogs]

Inspired by the Top 5, who is makes your bottom 5? Whether it’s ability, tricks, personality, or you just don’t like them for no reason other than being a hater.

Mine are
-Chase Webb. I just don’t like his face.
-Brezenski. Same as Chase but his jokes push it over the edge.
-Domo Walker. He’s good but in such a generic way that he bores me to tears.
-Guy. His comeback was legendary, but his trick selection has got to be the worst of all time. Just one slide flip out body varial after another.
-Pudwill. His waving arms, his hat that always looks too big for his head, his space boot looking shoes, the slides to flips to slides, all of it is disgusting.

you
macfarlane
mikey alfred
fs180
goodcurbs

[SatanicPanic]

Dude, Guy and TJ? Man those takes are hot

[acidcat]

just can't get through any McClung footage, I get so bored. They are good but it's too white bread

so that's 3

and then probz David Loy and I seem to be the only person around who finds Clive Dixon the worst.

honourable mention to the vertical vampire, I don't know why I don't like him or the way he skates but I really don't.

[big_kev_215]

1) Manny Santiago

[CHONGO]

just can't get through any McClung footage, I get so bored. They are good but it's too white bread

so that's 3

and then probz David Loy and I seem to be the only person around who finds Clive Dixon the worst.

honourable mention to the vertical vampire, I don't know why I don't like him or the way he skates but I really don't.

[acidcat]

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just can't get through any McClung footage, I get so bored. They are good but it's too white bread

so that's 3

and then probz David Loy and I seem to be the only person around who finds Clive Dixon the worst.

honourable mention to the vertical vampire, I don't know why I don't like him or the way he skates but I really don't.

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It is 3 right? Maybe they have multiplied in my mind. Their nuisance glaring down on my existence.


 

[The.Skate.Father]

This is pure firebreathing hate. No excuses.
Only my opinion.

5.Brian Shecks
4.Nigel Houston
3.Leticia Buff
2.Andy Anderson
1.Myself

[acidcat]

This is pure firebreathing hate. No excuses.
Only my opinion.

5.Brian Shecks
4.Nigel Houston
3.Leticia Buff
2.Andy Anderson
1.Myself

ahhh shecko, yeh replace a mclung for sheckler please

[vinithebr]

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Tyshawn ( looks awful on a board)
Busenitz (that push lol)
Tony Hawk (robot…tricks suck)
Rodney (fucking geek kook loner)
Danny Way (jock)

[close]

Busenitz, WHAT??

Also, Rodney Mullen, how can you hate on the guy that created most of the street skateboarding tricks??

He wasn't the only one pushing skateboarding back then, while he was the first to do a lot of tricks I bet everything would eventually go down even without him (except the ridiculously tech late shit). And imagine a world were the father of street skating was a less nerdy, rad dude.