People in Puleo's comments call Tony Hawk a Freemason.

[ChuckRamone]

Under this post:

Is he one of the elite performing ceremonial Masonic blood rituals right in front of our faces?

[IUTSM]

I know some freemasons and they def not into blood rituals other than eating a fuck ton of prime rib at their meetings

[ElonMuskaBeats]

Imagine being that fucking fried

[Magnolia]

Sirhan Sirhan guest board on birdhouse would go unbelievably hard. It's like Hinckley booking concerts only for the venues to pull out when they google him

Bobby dm me, I put some random numbers into my calculator and when I turned it upside down it revealed a secret message

[ChuckRamone]

Sirhan Sirhan guest board on birdhouse would go unbelievably hard. It's like Hinckley booking concerts only for the venues to pull out when they google him

Bobby dm me, I put some random numbers into my calculator and when I turned it upside down it revealed a secret message

Was it 80085?

[Magnolia]

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Sirhan Sirhan guest board on birdhouse would go unbelievably hard. It's like Hinckley booking concerts only for the venues to pull out when they google him

Bobby dm me, I put some random numbers into my calculator and when I turned it upside down it revealed a secret message

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Was it 80085?

Delete this before the masons find it

[Hyliannightmare]

Touch grass

[Ray C. Usery]

Tony Hawk and Taylor Swift were in the closet eating babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

[ungzilla]

being so pilled that even puleo tells u to tone it down

[Christ Puncher]

Tony Hawk and Taylor Swift were in the closet eating babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

The baby looked at you?

[work_lurker]

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Tony Hawk and Taylor Swift were in the closet eating babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

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The baby looked at you?

Yeah the baby has a TikTok and posted the footage while being eaten. Can confirm.

[Christ Puncher]

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Tony Hawk and Taylor Swift were in the closet eating babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

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The baby looked at you?

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Yeah the baby has a TikTok and posted the footage while being eaten. Can confirm.

"We are deeply committed to ensuring that TikTok is a safe and positive experience for people under the age of 18 (we refer to them as “youth” or “young people”). This starts by being old enough to use TikTok. You must be 13 years and older to have an account."

Oh, I'm sure you can confirm...

[ok boomer]

Ain’t nothing with Tony Honk for free.. especially not a mason

[ziggy]

Tony Hawk and Taylor Swift were in the closet eating babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

Swifties are scarier than freemasons

[doomstation55]

I’m picturing those elite rich people sex parties like in “Eyes Wide Shut” except in the background there’s a vert ramp with Tony skating like in some other bullshit late 90s/early 2000s movie.

[ok boomer]

Someone should should skate to that piano vibe jam from Eyes Wide Shut

[lurkluke]

His whole theory hinges on the security being competent enough to keep a bus boy away, but not an actual assassin.

Or the masons instigated the whole thing to ... sell magazines. And in the process let photos of this kid get famous to... what exactly.

It's full of holes.

[JoseCansnake0]

First freemason to do a joint pill commercial

[TwisT]

Does this dude think the “skate” industry had the ability to decide who to give a 100 million dollar net worth for too. If they skate industry had a 100 mill you think they’d focus it on one guy and instead of just squandering as much as possible

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

Freemason badge same shape as Bagel Bite. open your eyes sheeple

[jakeumms]

We do...we dooooo!

[fred durst biggest fan]

Trying to picture Tony Hawk with a fork and knife sitting at a dinner table with a baby on his plate. And he’s cheesing hard like a celebrity flick

[ElonMuskaBeats]

Trying to picture Tony Hawk with a fork and knife sitting at a dinner table with a baby on his plate. And he’s cheesing hard like a celebrity flick

AI could make your dream come true

[Jum Diggins]

Someone should should skate to that piano vibe jam from Eyes Wide Shut

Always thought the piano theme from The Conversation would be cool in a part. But I digress

[Allen.]

We do...we dooooo!

Who steals the 900 in ‘99?
Who kept on Jeremy Klein?

[$$LESH]

so good

[Watson]

Tony Hawk is a blood ritual high degree industry plant freemason.

Rob Dyrdek throughout his career was fascinated with sacred geometry and pseudo-scientific pseudo-spiritual self help techniques and early (or late?) in his skateboard career went so far as to purchase a time machine.

In RDS FSU 2002 Dyrdek states that he "stomped the Honk."

Rob Dyrdek is now a master of personal time with every minute of his life maximized to peak efficiency.

You all really think these things are just coincidences?

[Theme For A Jackal]

"people in Puleo's comments" gotta be the least reliable source I've ever heard of

[GAY]

Saddened by the reality that Jedi isn’t around to chime in on this thread.

[urbneathme]

damn puleo definitely just blew his credibility. he used a personal relationship to blind him to the truths of the hawk man