ALL BERRICS VAGINA THREADS MERGED HERE

[rawbertson.]

wait how did you do that? how did you combine all the threads into 1? craze

[Beer Wizard]

For anyone who hasn't seen this.

This is what scientologists actually believe.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104274

[TapLuxiferfet]

wait how did you do that?

Scientologist John Travolta married fellow Scientologist Kelly Preston in what seemed like convenient timing, just after the National Enquirer ran a story about an alleged two-year homosexual affair between the actor and a male porn star.

[Koston]

I'm making a list and Faster is on it. I sip lattes while you sip the backwash from your mom's unfinished beers. That sums you up.

[rawbertson.]

its sad this is 27 pages

[TapLuxiferfet]

I was having lunch when I overheard two female patrons, one American and one Irish, having a spat. Now, other people's arguments in public fall into two broad categories, for the onlooker: Uncomfortable, and Entertaining.

I hadn't realised a chain coffee shop could even claim a religion, let alone offend anyone with it. I had assumed this emphatic lady's rationale for avoiding Starbucks would be something similar to mine -- a few too many troubling experiences with the rancid concoction they insist on calling hot chocolate. But paganism? Oh, this was good.

"Haven't you ever noticed their logo?" America continued, oblivious to my flabbergated self. "It's a..." her voice dropped to a whisper. "A Siren!"

On the way home, I passed a Starbucks, and examined that green circle more closely. Siren, I didn't get. No wings, for a start. But, I thought, she could definitely be a mermaid.

[brooklyn brawler]

Berra's phone bill must have been regular this month.

[ChrisGilmour]

Berra's phone bill must have been regular this month.

He will probably have to charge shops more now.

[H8R part 4]

Berra's phone bill must have been regular this month.

i wouldn't worry, the shops listed on his site is paying that bill.

I'm making a list and Faster is on it. I sip lattes while you sip the backwash from your mom's unfinished beers. That sums you up.

i'm both excited and disturbed being on your list.  
i didn't think i was core enough or important enough?  
and in case your being perverted, i have chris hansen on my speed dial so don't get any funny ideas.


you should know santa has you on his list but you've been naughty this year.
this means neff isn't going to ask you to sign another contract.  
    
 

[weregoingunion]

man this whole situation is fucked.

i wonder if their phone got blown out & the next text yourself will be full of "fuck you berra"

haha

[TapLuxiferfet]

They need more sexting on the text yo selfs

[ChrisGilmour]

 i have chris hansen on my speed dial so don't get any funny ideas. 
    
 

He better show up now thats the only reason i get on slap.

[Gordon Ramsay]

I've always been a fan of Koston, but his whole "fuk ur face" campaign is an abomination. dude literally drops that phrase at anything he isn't psyched on.  Even though it's not directed at me, it still pisses me off.

[brooklyn brawler]

As long as you look at your friends right after, and they laugh uncomfortably... it's always funny.

[frig deuce]

If all this is true, I think The Berrics are making smart moves.

Those guys realise they've already lasted longer as pros than most. They have the captive audience. They have the credibility. They could be a big success if they started an online mail order service on a grand scale. People are always waxing lyrical about how we should support skater-owned companies. That's exactly what The Berrics is.

I appreciate that this will be an inconvenience for smaller independent shops. But competition makes the world go round.  Without it, we'd probably all still be trundling down hills on clay wheels. Or livin' the good life as single cell organisms.

Besides, I reckon The Berrics would put a much bigger dent in the sales of companies like Zumiez.

Sure, its smart for the berrics. But is it right? Just because you have the potential of grabbing a huge chunk of the market share doesn't mean you should.

What about all the local shops that sponsor kids? Theyll have less money to support those skaters. The berrics won't be sponsoring kids from across the country, sure there'll be a few (kids like josiah or corey kennedy), but there will be less shops, with less money to spend on kids and events. Where would most of the skaters be today if they hadn't had a local shop? Most of them wouldn't be here or in the position theyr in. I know if it wasn't for my local shop, I wouldn't have be skating for as long as I have been.

[busey]

how isn't this in classic slap yet?

[Donkey Lips]

the bigger canteen is just a slower loading activemailorder.com. 

[oldcasual]

like I've said many times before, FUCK YOU STEVE BERRA

[kamltoe]

i was kind of stoked on the whole fuck your face thing actually. kinda GG-ish. it was the only thing in that whole video that seemed like a skater would say it. and most of the time i feel the same way so i can't knock him for it. i laughed, but maybe it just me. fuck it, he should've just let Koston punk rock that shit from the beginning and we wouldn't even be here. i mean, if the first video went like,

"look mutherfuckers, if you own a shop you know how hard it is to get the word out, right? well every little snotbag on earth watches our shit and if you want them to know you're the shit then pay us waaay less than you'd pay the stupid yellow pages and we'll blow your spot the fuck up. and if you don't like it, you can fuck your face!"

superimpose the pricelist and comparisons over rioting children in the streets while Koston rants and it would've been gangster as hell, honest and kinda funny. can you tell me we'd have 24 pages of hate about that? nope.

 instead they did the weak shit and it came out suspect as hell. but it ain't the end of the world, and i gotta say they're still putting out more good than bad on that site. maybe it's just time for a new director on those direct conversation spots?
k

[Alan]

There's nothing GG-ish about Koston. It actually sounded like something Andy Dick would say.

[GnarlesManson]

this is to the tune of bite it you scum by gg allin

I WANT YOU TO SPEND YOUR CASH
SO PUT MY PRO MODEL ON YOUR FOOT

I DONT NEED YOUR COWARD-ASS SHIT
SLAP MESSAGE-BOARD, GO EAT SHIT

BUY IT, YOU SCUM
BUY IT, YOU SCUM

TALKING SHIT ON MY OAKLEY GLASS
I GOT MONEY, COMIN OUT MY ASS

BUY IT YOU SCUM
BUY IT YOU SCUM

FULLY FLARED WAS COMBO TRICKS
NIKE VID, ILL CUT YOUR DICKS

SO BUY IT, YOU SCUM
BUY IT, YOU SCUM

[rawbertson.]

i would be way more stoked if baker/deathwish had a park with weekly updates, even if it wasnt skating half the time
or crailtap
or anti hero
have every guy on the team do a segment every week make them earn the dough
1 trick every single week then you never have to put out no video part ever again

[sage]

i would be way more stoked if baker/deathwish had a park with weekly updates, even if it wasnt skating half the time
or crailtap
or anti hero
have every guy on the team do a segment every week make them earn the dough
1 trick every single week then you never have to put out no video part ever again

Crailtap does have weekly videos they just aren't all from the same park.

[GnarlesManson]

i would be way more stoked if baker/deathwish had a park with weekly updates, even if it wasnt skating half the time
or crailtap
or anti hero
have every guy on the team do a segment every week make them earn the dough
1 trick every single week then you never have to put out no video part ever again

www.bakerboysdist.com

[yeahisaidit]

the bigger canteen is just a slower loading activemailorder.com. 

i just checked out that canteen and that thing is a full blown shop. maybe this was already covered somewhere, but i don't understand the purpose of berrics unified if they are promoting their own mailorder.

[frig deuce]

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the bigger canteen is just a slower loading activemailorder.com. 

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i just checked out that canteen and that thing is a full blown shop. maybe this was already covered somewhere, but i don't understand the purpose of berrics unified if they are promoting their own mailorder.

check the last page

im fully over the berrics. i hope more people are boycotting this shit as well.

[Gorilla Flip]

http://www.shanepowers.com/2009/12/attn-all-of-us.html#comments

I wonder if Steve put him into this

[jeremyrandall]

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the bigger canteen is just a slower loading activemailorder.com. 

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i just checked out that canteen and that thing is a full blown shop. maybe this was already covered somewhere, but i don't understand the purpose of berrics unified if they are promoting their own mailorder.

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check the last page

im fully over the berrics. i hope more people are boycotting this shit as well.

I definitely am.  Haven't checked it in a while now.

[raul]

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the bigger canteen is just a slower loading activemailorder.com. 

[close]

i just checked out that canteen and that thing is a full blown shop. maybe this was already covered somewhere, but i don't understand the purpose of berrics unified if they are promoting their own mailorder.

[close]

check the last page

im fully over the berrics. i hope more people are boycotting this shit as well.

[close]

I definitely am.  Haven't checked it in a while now.

samesies.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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the bigger canteen is just a slower loading activemailorder.com. 

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i just checked out that canteen and that thing is a full blown shop. maybe this was already covered somewhere, but i don't understand the purpose of berrics unified if they are promoting their own mailorder.

Yeah, we covered it. They are doing it for the money.
The expanded canteen and the united shit is so awful. Funny thing is, if Donovan didn't have a shit fit, I wouldn't have followed this thread or noticed what was going on at all. Probably would have stuck with the position that Berra is a dork, but harmless.

I don't blame him on the Scientology tip still, as far as I have read, Scientology is basically an extortion scam where most of the members are victims rather than perpetrators