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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: sven thorkel on December 04, 2009, 11:00:37 AM
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best show on TV right now. lets discuss.
Snooki: what a little pocket slut. when she brought home that mike carrol look alike and he just puked all over the place i lost it
The Situation: refers to himself in third person, awww hahaha
Pauly D: that hair. looks like hes wearing a crown of goop
Ronnie: "I should have just pounded out Snickers on friday night"
Jwow: got to keep em separated
Angelika: she b fukin up all da guidos mack game
Vinny: meh
Sammi Sweetheart: meh
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I haven't seen it yet, looks pretty hilarious.
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being from jersey i find this embarrassing but i also thought the show was hilarious. im excited to watch the dude punch the broad in the face.
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being from jersey i find this embarrassing but i also thought the show was hilarious. im excited to watch the dude punch the broad in the face.
channel/day/time?
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We couldn't find cards for drinking games last night, and some girl put it on. Absolutely ridiculous, had all of us laughing pretty hard. The introduction of the people couldn't have been written, it was so perfect.
You're pretty on point with your descriptions. JWOWW and the Situation...
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Saw it for the first time last night because the girlfriend made me watch it. One word: Amazing.
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snooks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYoiE8jA7x0
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what the fuck, and where can I watch this in Canada?
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its on mtv so im assuming you should get it up north, no?
not gonna lie, always had a thing for guidettes in some sort of smutty, weird way. maybe i should go out in hoboken this weekend
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snooks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYoiE8jA7x0
Inspirational. Next time I go to the park, I'm taking a twelver of zima.
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Hey, all those fools are from Staten Island, FYI.
I mean, dont get me wrong, we have some serious guidos, but NOT like that.
Those peeps are straight SI trash. WAY worse than anything from NJ.
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THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW.
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I laughed every time I saw the commercial and the guy talks about fist pumping with a huge sweat stain.
I planned on watching it I had it turned on but then I had to poop and it seemed like I would like pooping more.
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The best is when the guy points to his stomach and goes, "We have a situation here."
Then he lifts up his shirt and shows that the situation is his beautiful abs.
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The best is when the guy points to his stomach and goes, "We have a situation here."
Then he lifts up his shirt and shows that the situation is his beautiful abs.
before punching that guy,
Pauly D: "The Situation says to me, I think we got a situation here."
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i just sat down and watched every episode on mtv.com. this show has changed my life. my favorite line is when the situation is cooking dinner with sammi and pauly is like 'that's some wifey material' and the situation says 'that's good material right there.' or when snooki brings that geek guido home and the situation says 'you guys look cute together' and the geek says 'your boy is right' or something to that effect, and then the situation looks right at the camera. so many great moments.
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THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW.
love this show, I just love how the guidos and guidettes act. I feel like I"m studying animals.
(http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/images/episodes/101/flipbook/02.jpg)
^ how can you not want to bang that..................I laughed every time I saw the commercial and the guy talks about fist pumping with a huge sweat stain.
I planned on watching it I had it turned on but then I had to poop and it seemed like I would like pooping more.
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he wears those sweat stains proudly - shows how much fist pumpin he does
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snooki looks almost inuit. i cant wait to see her fail with more guidos
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sausage and peppers...killing it
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Snooki: what a little pocket slut. when she brought home that mike carrol look alike and he just puked all over the place i lost it
The Situation: refers to himself in third person, awww hahaha
Pauly D: that hair. looks like hes wearing a crown of goop
Ronnie: "I should have just pounded out Snickers on friday night"
Jwow: got to keep em separated
Angelika: she b fukin up all da guidos mack game
Vinny: meh
Sammi Sweetheart: meh
it took me so long to figure out this wasnt a script
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thank you slap for introducing me to this show
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im so glad i got cable in time for this show.
WATCHINg right noW OMG
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THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW.
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im excited to watch the dude punch the broad in the face.
Dude when they showed that clip on "This season on...." I actually was like "OH SHIT!" And cupped my mouth.
When I finally see it I'll be like "OH SHIT!" and cup my mouth.
Looked like Ronnie punching out Snooki? Could it be?!
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im excited to watch the dude punch the broad in the face.
Dude when they showed that clip on "This season on...." I actually was like "OH SHIT!" And cupped my mouth.
When I finally see it I'll be like "OH SHIT!" and cup my mouth.
Looked like Ronnie punching out Snooki? Could it be?!
im gonna yell at the screen if anyone punches snickers snookie
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how many episodes have aired so far? did i miss the second one?
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captivating television
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im excited to watch the dude punch the broad in the face.
Dude when they showed that clip on "This season on...." I actually was like "OH SHIT!" And cupped my mouth.
When I finally see it I'll be like "OH SHIT!" and cup my mouth.
Looked like Ronnie punching out Snooki? Could it be?!
i dont know man but that was a full on punch. im not positive but i feel like after that shot they showed a scene with a girl licking her wounds. cant fuckin wait. after this im taking full advantage of my grandparents jersey shore house.
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after this im taking full advantage of my grandparents jersey shore house.
do this! live out slap's current collective fantasy, and report back
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http://www.slashcontrol.com/free-tv-shows/jersey-shore
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snooks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYoiE8jA7x0
Ha! She's naturally got that MJ push from Yeah Right...
guidos
Please educate me about this term.
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Please educate me about this term.
From what I've gathered (as it pertains today):
A predominately Italian youth subculture defined by bad fake tans, spiky/product-stuffed hair, a severe lack of intelligence, roid rage, a compulsorily need to go to the club and rock either a popped collar, a bare chest, or both, and general meat headiness.
Also, if there's a camera pointed at you, ya gotta make kissy faces.
The term is somewhat derogatory (the same way "Chavs" are in Europe) though it's been somewhat adopted by those that partake.
Having said that, I've never met any of the hard core ones like we see on the internet... maybe there are some in New Orleans, but it's pretty much an east coast (NY/Jersey/surrounding areas) thing.
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Please educate me about this term.
A predominately Italian youth subculture defined by bad fake tans, spiky/product-stuffed hair, a severe lack of intelligence, roid rage, a compulsorily need to go to the club and rock either a popped collar, a bare chest, or both, and general meat headiness.
Also, if there's a camera pointed at you, ya gotta make kissy faces.
The term is somewhat derogatory (the same way "Chavs" are in Europe) though it's been somewhat adopted by those that partake.
Having said that, I've never met any of the hard core ones like we see on the internet... maybe there are some in New Orleans, but it's pretty much an east coast (NY/Jersey/surrounding areas) thing.
I go to a state school in Jersey and these types are EVERYWHERE! They don't call themselves guidos though, and they don't like to be called it. Half arn't even really italian either.
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Ah, cool... I'm just going by what I've seen online. I know the old-school guidos were typically Italian dudes with hair gel, awesome moustaches, a few top buttons undone to expose the gold chain and chest hair, and a few fat rings. Sort've like a mob lackey.
PS
...plus a Members Only jacket or sweats.
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after this im taking full advantage of my grandparents jersey shore house.
do this! live out slap's current collective fantasy, and report back
please pull a jane goodall and invade these primates' circle of trust, then report back to us on how to seduce sensual olive skinned sluts
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They don't call themselves guidos though, and they don't like to be called it.
The ones on the Jersey Shore show are really reclaiming the word. They are proud guidos. Did anyone see a year or so ago, maybe more, MTV had an episode of True Life, and it was "True Life: I rent a time share on the Jersey Shore." Very groundbreaking journalism compared to the rest of the episodes dealing with drug addicts or people with AIDS and shit.
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34
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In some sick and twisted way I identify with these people...
Maybe one day i can join them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpEETGLT6Vo
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They don't call themselves guidos though, and they don't like to be called it.
The ones on the Jersey Shore show are really reclaiming the word. They are proud guidos. Did anyone see a year or so ago, maybe more, MTV had an episode of True Life, and it was "True Life: I rent a time share on the Jersey Shore." Very groundbreaking journalism compared to the rest of the episodes dealing with drug addicts or people with AIDS and shit.
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34
Why didn't anyone go down there and physically harm those dudes?
I'll at least give them credit for (usually) hanging around some good looking ladies, but even then I know those ladies would probably lose any attractive qualities once they started talking. Yeesh.
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They don't call themselves guidos though, and they don't like to be called it.
The ones on the Jersey Shore show are really reclaiming the word. They are proud guidos. Did anyone see a year or so ago, maybe more, MTV had an episode of True Life, and it was "True Life: I rent a time share on the Jersey Shore." Very groundbreaking journalism compared to the rest of the episodes dealing with drug addicts or people with AIDS and shit.
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GjMJ24fvrQ&feature=related
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That T-shirt store guy is such a fucking loser. Tommy's time share is fucking great!
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Y'all just jealuzzzzzzz
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after this im taking full advantage of my grandparents jersey shore house.
do this! live out slap's current collective fantasy, and report back
please pull a jane goodall and invade these primates' circle of trust, then report back to us on how to seduce sensual olive skinned sluts
Possibly the funniest thing ive read all year.
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Y'all just jealuzzzzzzz
scary tan guy, lee hotti is a freckly albanian. you ain't no real guido, get outta here
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hahaha. i actually live in toms river, nj which is right next to seaside heights (where these people are living). over the summer i saw them filming a few things.... these dudes look even more ridiculous in person: a lot tanner, more shiny, and smaller. the tommy cheeseballs summer share true life was bad, but this takes the cake.
but yeah, seaside is the hot spot around these parts, and every summer groups of guidos flock here. picture thousands of these dudes all concentrated in one area, getting shitty, trying to slay any girl in their path. and yes, THEY ARE ALL THE SAME. this isnt some shitty stereotype.... this is why i never go to the beach..... and sharks....
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The best is when the guy points to his stomach and goes, "We have a situation here."
Then he lifts up his shirt and shows that the situation is his beautiful abs.
Pauly D: "The Situation says to me, I think we got a situation here."
do you mean to tell me that there is a guy who refers to himself as "the situation"? looks like i just figured out how to spend this snowy saturday. i need to see this show.
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In Fort Worth we don't get guidos, at least not that i have seen. It is my most sincere hope as i watch this show that people like this really exist. Of course, MTV likely embellishes how ridiculous these people are, but i think that this is the funniest show to come out in recent memory.
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welcome to my highschool. so glad i got out of state for college. i actually saw some kids on there that i grew up with. its extremely sad
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its extremely comical
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its extremely comical
Hey Sven...can you watch this show on the internet in Canada? Or do you just watch on TV??
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i only allow myself to watch this show if i'm drunk, otherwise i get really depressed and look around for knives.
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Hey Sven...can you watch this show on the internet in Canada? Or do you just watch on TV??
its on MTV canada. thursday at 11 (calgary time)
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It's funny how i just watched the first episode and get on SLAP and there's a thread on this. This show is too funny.
My favorite thing is how they always refer to that girl as snickers or something, never "Snooki"
sausage and peppers...killing it
couldn't stop laughing
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Missed the episode in it's entirety cause it coincided with It's Always Sunny. Hopefully it comes up on On Demand soon so I can watch this awesomeness.
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My God that is a fuckin punch. At least it's not Ronnie like I thought. I really didn't want to believe that my sweet, sweet Ronnie could do something like that. Even if it was to an annoying bitch called Snooki.
Dude, the guy's slow turn towards her before the fast punch is so diabolical.
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that is wayyy to tall to be snooki. im guessing maybe the girl sam.
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DOUBLE KILL!!!
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My God that is a fuckin punch. At least it's not Ronnie like I thought. I really didn't want to believe that my sweet, sweet Ronnie could do something like that. Even if it was to an annoying bitch called Snooki.
Dude, the guy's slow turn towards her before the fast punch is so diabolical.
that is a savage punch, wow she got absolutely rocked
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that is wayyy to tall to be snooki. im guessing maybe the girl sam.
if you look at the cheeks you could tell it is snickers. She was most likely standing on something.
as funny as that punch is, thats still fucked up.
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When I saw a preview for this show I figured I had to watch it no matter what happened it was a life or death matter. Was that "the situation" throwing a fist into the snookie girls face? Talk about some trash.
http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/series.jhtml
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that is wayyy to tall to be snooki. im guessing maybe the girl sam.
if you look at the cheeks you could tell it is snickers. She was most likely standing on something.
as funny as that punch is, thats still fucked up.
yea looking again thats definitely her. guess she doesnt get along with everyone.
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When I saw a preview for this show I figured I had to watch it no matter what happened it was a life or death matter. Was that "the situation" throwing a fist into the snookie girls face? Talk about some trash.
http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/series.jhtml
kinda figured it was Ronnie or maybe just some random dude at the club, when the cops take him away hes too short and stocky for it to be "the situation". i wish he wouldve punched angelina instead, girl was such a cock block...
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i love when in the first episode Ronnie says
" When you take off there your shirt they just come to you, like fly comes to shit"
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Before:
(http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn449/MILLZLOVE94/snooki.jpg)
After:
(http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn449/MILLZLOVE94/corneepa.jpg)
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Me and my friends turned on the show last night for some laughs, and while we're watching it my friend screams out "What the FUCK!" and everyone looks at him puzzled, turns out he used to have classes with JWOW and would occasionally hang out with her, he didn't recognize for the first couple of minutes because of the huge fake tits and out of control hair, he swore she used to look nothing like she does now.
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that is wayyy to tall to be snooki. im guessing maybe the girl sam.
if you look at the cheeks you could tell it is snickers. She was most likely standing on something.
as funny as that punch is, thats still fucked up.
The comedy comes from the fact that it is really fucked up, and you knew these guys were total douchebags before they even showed that clip, and you knew it was just a matter of time before some sort of act of extreme misogyny was coming. Him Punching a chick in the face at the bar was just like a total "told you so" moment.i love when in the first episode Ronnie says
" When you take off there your shirt they just come to you, like fly comes to shit"
Yeah, that was epic. Who compares themselves to shit in a metaphor about how sexy they are?
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It's on youtube. Game on.
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this shows fucking ridiculous, funny though
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I wonder how many times the situation says "the situation" in a given hour.
I walked into the room when this show was starting on thursday and was hypnotized by it the whole two hours. Quality entertainment
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I wonder how many times the situation says "the situation" in a given hour.
I walked into the room when this show was starting on thursday and was hypnotized by it the whole two hours. Quality entertainment
drinking game material...
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Right now this and 48 Hours Mystery are the only two shows we can stand to watch together.
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i let this quote slip through the radar
Angelina: "I'm a bartender... at least I'm doing something important"
-when she was getting bummed about selling t-shirts
i also think the t-shirt dork is quite the misogynist. anytime the guidos have problems he sympathizes but if a guidette has a problem hes on their asses in a heartbeat
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i let this quote slip through the radar
Angelina: "I'm a bartender... at least I'm doing something important"
-when she was getting bummed about selling t-shirts
i also think the t-shirt dork is quite the misogynist. anytime the guidos have problems he sympathizes but if a guidette has a problem hes on their asses in a heartbeat
a little bit, but angelina was being such a lazy bitch while pauly on the other hand was actually trying to sell shit and succeeding. he was just trying to get her off her fat ass...
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from what i can gather, it appears that the west coast has "bros" and the east coast has "guidos".
fair statement, or do slap pals in jersey/etc have to suffer from these fucks AND raised truck-driving white trash?
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from what i can gather, it appears that the west coast has "bros" and the east coast has "guidos".
fair statement, or do slap pals in jersey/etc have to suffer from these fucks AND raised truck-driving white trash?
I think "bros" are MUCH more widespread. We got em way up here in the middle of nowhere Canada. LOTS OF EM!!
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from what i can gather, it appears that the west coast has "bros" and the east coast has "guidos".
fair statement, or do slap pals in jersey/etc have to suffer from these fucks AND raised truck-driving white trash?
I think "bros" are MUCH more widespread. We got em way up here in the middle of nowhere Canada. LOTS OF EM!!
Bro seems like a generic category under which guidos fit. I bet Canadian bros and Socal bros are way different, but douchebaggy bros never the less.
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we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.
we could have:
-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro
-the orange county douchebag bro
-jersey shore guido bro
-the collegiate frat boy bro
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Australian Metrosexual Bro.
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best show on television easily, like bb said. snooks takes that punch to the fucking face. i've never seen a punch like that, let alone a chick getting smashed in the face. i watched it slowmo. it was incredible. she's bitching, bitching, bitching...dude is looking the other way and just POW fucking knuckle sandwich. i do not condone hitting women but that was fucking seriously funny.
i'm fucking glued to my tv when this show is on.
for more fun with this subject, refer to http://getoffourisland.com/ (http://getoffourisland.com/)
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The Canadian bros are normally called Management.
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we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.
we could have:
-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro
-the orange county douchebag bro
-jersey shore guido bro
-the collegiate frat boy bro
don't forget the 818 san fernando valley bro. those fucks are truly one-of-a-kind in the douchebaggery department
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I always thought of bros as being collegiate fratty types and the 25 & under dress shirt at the bar crowd.
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dont forget slap bros
http://www.companybe.com/Meta/team/p1010048.jpg
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we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.
we could have:
-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro
-the orange county douchebag bro
-jersey shore guido bro
-the collegiate frat boy bro
i would say its more of a tri-state guido bro, bro. north jersey, staten island, long island, and some parts of nyc are the areas that generally have guidos. most guidos dont actually live in south jersey as they usually migrate south from the areas above in the summer time. these types are usually known as "Benny's" to the jersey shore crowd that actually live there all year round.
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the fuck is wrong with them
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The Canadian bros are normally called Management.
After watching the two episodes of this show last night, I was saying there's totally gonna be a Wasaga Shore Much Music show any day now.
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a bro can come in all shapes and forms (except obese)the only overweight bro is the "I used to wrok out and do steriods but stopped working out and continued juicing now I have man boobs fat" , and can be accociated with every type of culture.
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from what i can gather, it appears that the west coast has "bros" and the east coast has "guidos".
fair statement, or do slap pals in jersey/etc have to suffer from these fucks AND raised truck-driving white trash?
oh yea we have plenty of raised truck driving white trash.
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bros, you gotta check out dude perfect summer camp edition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4giMyqv0qc
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someone clear this up for me. i picture australia being flooded with freckly, sun burnt, billabong wearing, boardshorts having, globe footwear enthusiasts who have the brain power and anatomy analogous to a gorilla. never give folk who are descendants of the anglo-saxons an abundance of sun and extreme activities, it just results in a bad combo
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bros, you gotta check out dude perfect summer camp edition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4giMyqv0qc
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someone clear this up for me. i picture australia being flooded with freckly, sun burnt, billabong wearing, boardshorts having, globe footwear enthusiasts who have the brain power and anatomy analogous to a gorilla. never give folk who are descendants of the anglo-saxons an abundance of sun and extreme activities, it just results in a bad combo
I'd say you're pretty bang on
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we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.
we could have:
-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro
-the orange county douchebag bro
-jersey shore guido bro
-the collegiate frat boy bro
Saskatchewan/Alberta oil-rig working bros.
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we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.
we could have:
-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro
-the orange county douchebag bro
-jersey shore guido bro
-the collegiate frat boy bro
Saskatchewan/Alberta oil-rig working bros.
508 Portuguese Guido bros.
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American Eagle wearing 5 stair ollieing UNC Greensboro bros.
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Looks like UNICO National is trying to get the show pulled beacuse it makes Italian-Americans look bad:
http://www.tmz.com/category/jersey-shore/
Let's pray they don't succeed.
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^^Did you also see that both Dominos and American Family Insurance have pulled their ads from the show?
This is gonna end up like The Dana Carvey Show where every sponsor ran away.
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we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.
we could have:
-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro
-the orange county douchebag bro
-jersey shore guido bro
-the collegiate frat boy bro
Saskatchewan/Alberta oil-rig working bros.
Man I was in Tim Hortons and this oil rig worker bro was ahead of me and when he ordered he said "gimmie a 4 by 4, just like my truck"
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Looks like UNICO National is trying to get the show pulled beacuse it makes Italian-Americans look bad:
http://www.tmz.com/category/jersey-shore/
Let's pray they don't succeed.
I was wondering when this was going to happen. If somebody made a show that displayed the shittiest people from my culture talking about how they represent it, I would be offended.
I was actually thinking about making a post that said "This show is making me racist against Italians."
I think it would be great if it got pulled. The show is funny now, but after like 4 or 5 episodes its all going to be the same. I think it would be awesome if these douchy pieces of shit who think that they are proudly portraying their heritage had their shit cancelled because people thought that showing them on tv was an embarassment to their culture. It would be the ultimate douchebag call out. Those dudes and chicks would be ashamed of themselves for the rest of their lives. And the thought of this makes me happy.
I always thought of bros as being collegiate fratty types and the 25 & under dress shirt at the bar crowd.
Yeah, I most commonly associate them with yuppie trash, or their even more pathetic counterpart- the blue collar yuppie bro. Not yuppies by any sort of true measure, these pieces of shit imitate them, often only wearing a shirt with a collar or slacks with a crease for social purposes in an attempt to flaunt fake wealth.
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I was wondering when this was going to happen. If somebody made a show that displayed the shittiest people from my culture talking about how they represent it, I would be offended.
that show exists. its called life of ryan and its still pretty funny to me
I was actually thinking about making a post that said "This show is making me racist against Italians."
no worries, i was already a bigot towards italian americans
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I was thinking more like bloodline culture, but that show did piss me off until I learned to laugh at it.
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^^Did you also see that both Dominos and American Family Insurance have pulled their ads from the show?
This is gonna end up like The Dana Carvey Show where every sponsor ran away.
Bod man body spray is supporting this show so hard. They'll probably be in it for the long run, lets hope they can keep it on the air. First commercial of every break was the one where the two girls rip the bod-guys shirt off and start rubbing him down during some kind of swank pool party scene. They're on point as far as knowing their target audience. Can't wait to see the story line leading up to the face punch.
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I love their dramatization of sloppy bar hook ups. The romantic music and shit is amazing.
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we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.
we could have:
-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro
-the orange county douchebag bro
-jersey shore guido bro
-the collegiate frat boy bro
Saskatchewan/Alberta oil-rig working bros.
Man I was in Tim Hortons and this oil rig worker bro was ahead of me and when he ordered he said "gimmie a 4 by 4, just like my truck"
Unreal
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Would you?
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hells no
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hells no
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Haven't seen the show, but only because I don't have cable. Although, piss stains like these have been littering the wild wood boardwalk for a few years now. Also, that gif was priceless.
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The only thing I've seen from this show is the .gif of that guy punching that chick. I'd be lieing if I said I didn't laugh.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
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DVR'd it last night, and I am going to watch it tonight.
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Would you?
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Would you?
Of course I would! She obviously likes it rough:
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finally got around to episode 2 last night.
"your boy mike's on the right page"
*the situation glares*
jwoww cutting from the club early to eat ham and drink water was pretty rad too. pauly d is my favorite so far.
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Snookie is such a horrible human being. I hate people who always say shit like "Im the nicest most open person!" or "I get along with eveyone" when they are the complete opposite and just have their head up their ass, and really believe they are this great person. Im glad she got punched.
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I'm really at a crossroads on who my fav bro on the show is going to be, obvi vinny isnt cool enough he's almost just a normal bro so hes out, ronnie hasnt showed me that much yet but he's had moments of pure genius with "i shouldve pounded out snickers last night" and "when i take my shirt off they come to me, like a fly comes to shit". pauly d earned mega points in my book when i found out he was 29, and those fantastic tattoos and dick piercing (no homo) earn him points as well. now that leads me to the situation, he's either goona get really annoying with his whole schtick , or as he would put it he's going to give me a full time job....for loving him.
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Yes.
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Would you?
Yes.
Maybe after drinking Heinekens and Jagerbombs all night. I'll just make sure not to wind up like that guy she brings to the roof.
Can't wait to see what caused that Goombah to deck her on this week's episode.
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I was wondering when this was going to happen. If somebody made a show that displayed the shittiest people from my culture talking about how they represent it, I would be offended.
I was actually thinking about making a post that said "This show is making me racist against Italians."
I think it would be great if it got pulled. The show is funny now, but after like 4 or 5 episodes its all going to be the same. I think it would be awesome if these douchy pieces of shit who think that they are proudly portraying their heritage had their shit cancelled because people thought that showing them on tv was an embarassment to their culture. It would be the ultimate douchebag call out. Those dudes and chicks would be ashamed of themselves for the rest of their lives. And the thought of this makes me happy.
you've obviously never had a real life encounter with one of these creatures. they have no shame.
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Would you?
Yes.
Maybe after drinking Heinekens and Jagerbombs all night. I'll just make sure not to wind up like that guy she brings to the roof.
Can't wait to see what caused that Goombah to deck her on this week's episode.
it would have been so much better if that dude had puked on snooki.
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Would you?
i wouldn't fuck that with a 30 foot pole...
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One thing is going for her. That big ass chin can take a punch.
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One thing is going for her. That big ass chin can take a punch.
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since she "started da freakin poof" im sure she's glad her idea helped absorb some of the impact when she hit the ground...
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It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction. Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body. It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls. It's terribly dehumanizing.
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It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction. Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body. It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls. It's terribly dehumanizing.
and hilarious...
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ep 3 is on thursday, right? gotta get pumped...
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There's such a good storyline in this show.
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It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction. Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body. It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls. It's terribly dehumanizing.
I think the jury's still out on whether or not these people actually have souls.
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I wouldn't mind a threesome with Angelina and Sammi. Wouldn't mind at all.
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come on guys, you would all pound out snickers. think about it, she like 4'10". even with an average sized dick you could still stir them gutz up. pull out and watch it rain intestines, i want it the way jeffrey dahmer wants it
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It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction. Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body. It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls. It's terribly dehumanizing.
I think the jury's still out on whether or not these people actually have souls.
In real life they do. They're human after all. But their needle of a soul is buried inside a haystack of guido clichés. And MTV makes this worse by exemplifying the most shallow and obnoxious aspects that define a person, and then labeling it as reality. MTV doesn’t want to portray people as actual human beings; they want to portray them as caricatures.
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It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction. Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body. It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls. It's terribly dehumanizing.
Slow the fuck down Dr. Phil.
One thing is going for her. That big ass chin can take a punch.
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Nice one SF! I was gonna go with this:
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It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction. Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body. It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls. It's terribly dehumanizing.
I think the jury's still out on whether or not these people actually have souls.
a long time ago black people weren't allowed in churches cause they were thought to have no soul. now brothas are the only ones who got soul. times have changed, the sand in the hour glass has done a 180
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It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction. Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body. It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls. It's terribly dehumanizing.
I think the jury's still out on whether or not these people actually have souls.
In real life they do. They're human after all. But their needle of a soul is buried inside a haystack of guido clichés. And MTV makes this worse by exemplifying the most shallow and obnoxious aspects that define a person, and then labeling it as reality. MTV doesn’t want to portray people as actual human beings; they want to portray them as caricatures.
As does every reality show. If they were portrayed as "human beings", no one would watch this show or any other reality series. It's okay to laugh at people who are stupid enough to believe that they are in control of their image in a series like this and don't realize that whoever is in control is going to make sure to magnify their worst character traits. Everything is exaggerated to the point of being ridiculous. That's why shit like this is fun to watch.
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so who is pumped for tonight?
only 11 hours and 16 minutes till its on here...
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so who is pumped for tonight?
only 11 hours and 16 minutes till its on here...
oh fuck yea. tonight is a great line up for tv.
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even with an average sized dick you could still stir them gutz up. pull out and watch it rain intestines
hahahaha
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Would you?
Probably. She'd be the kind of girl you could take home with almost no effort, at any level of intoxication. At some point you just need a wet hole, and if that point came and she was around, I would have no problem "pounding her out." Ideally this would happen in some awkward semipublic place like a bar bathroom or back alley. Then just go home, pass out in my bed alone, and deny anything happened when I walked out with her.
I couldn't do that to a girl I respect, but unfortunately the desire to do filthy dehumanizing things is still there, so hooking up with girls like that can be sweet. Have you ever fisted a girls asshole? It's wrong. I wouldn't do that to the girl next door.
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just saw that gif, and that clip from Cheaters in the things that made you laugh thread, and what's with the pandemic of club hopping metrosexual's laying hay makers on bitches?
maybe the man on woman hay-maker is tv's new money shot, and they're given gross amounts of hush money for doing it
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I couldn't do that to a girl I respect, but unfortunately the desire to do filthy dehumanizing things is still there, so hooking up with girls like that can be sweet. Have you ever fisted a girls asshole? It's wrong. I wouldn't do that to the girl next door.
I probably would end up like this fed up guy at the bar. I think it's some random dude.
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the taoists preach the concept of wu wei, effortless action. go with the flow of nature, for getting some action from queen snooks is defiantly effortless
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I couldn't do that to a girl I respect, but unfortunately the desire to do filthy dehumanizing things is still there, so hooking up with girls like that can be sweet. Have you ever fisted a girls asshole? It's wrong. I wouldn't do that to the girl next door.
I probably would end up like this fed up guy at the bar. I think it's some random dude.
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That's why alcohol would have to be involved. If I had to go on a date with her, I'd have no choice but to end up punching her in the face. but if I could get wasted at the bar to the point where I can tune out everything but her boobs, and still pull her, I would. But like I said, in some dirty place that isn't my home where I could abandon her once it all ended and before I sobered up.
I am becoming a bigger misogynist than all of the guidos on this show combined at this point. wow.
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As does every reality show. If they were portrayed as "human beings", no one would watch this show or any other reality series.
Intervention
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someone needs to make a gif of snookie sucking that pickle :)
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Intervention
I used to like watching that show until I actually saw a dude who refused treatment panhandling on haight st. He was the dude I used to mock a lot too because he seemed really dumb and was an ex-pro roller blader. Now I can't watch that show anymore.
I didn't give him money because he openly asked for money for beer, and I knew he was an alcoholic whose family was willing to help him, but refused it. It was weird.
PW, you are a counselor of some sort, my family (my mom, dad, and sister are all social workers) have argued whether the interventionists are acting unethical by making a public spectacle of these people, or if they are acting on some idealistic mindset that showing these stories wiill help open people's eyes and get help for themselves or loved ones. What do you think?
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Apparent backstory behind this,
"Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd confirmed yesterday that the woman who was hit inside the Beachcomber Bar & Grill a little after 2 a.m. Wednesday was part of MTV’s latest foray at the popular resort town…
Seaside Heights Detective Steve Korman said the suspect, Brad Ferro, 23, of Deer Park, N.Y., was told to stop drinking by bouncers at the Beachcomber Wednesday morning because he appeared intoxicated. The bar’s bouncers let Ferro stay, however, and he eventually stole the female cast member’s alcoholic beverage from the bar and guzzled it down…
Ferro was arrested on simple-assault and disorderly-person charges. The cast member was not treated."
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Yeah man, I don't know. I'm torn I guess.
A&E profits off the personal tragedy, but at the same time provides the best rehab services money can buy.
And you have to question whether or not those families or individuals would seek help without the instant fame involved. But at the same time if the outcome is positive does it matter?
I guess at the end of the day I've got to think the show does more good than harm. And above the individual help the show provides to addicts/families I think there's an educational value. It really humanizes addiction and portrays addiction as a medical condition as opposed to the boogie-man stigma society attaches to it.
I don't know Gip, what do you think?
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^ I don't know, I'm not a counselor. There is a certain oddness about the fact that they video tape their lives under false pretenses, and the question of whether or not they would do it without the show is relevant. I don't think its that unethical, but at the same time, I'm not sure that if I was a counselor, which I'm not, that I would feel comfortable appearing on the show as an interventionist myself.
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Apparent backstory behind this,
"Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd confirmed yesterday that the woman who was hit inside the Beachcomber Bar & Grill a little after 2 a.m. Wednesday was part of MTV’s latest foray at the popular resort town…
Seaside Heights Detective Steve Korman said the suspect, Brad Ferro, 23, of Deer Park, N.Y., was told to stop drinking by bouncers at the Beachcomber Wednesday morning because he appeared intoxicated. The bar’s bouncers let Ferro stay, however, and he eventually stole the female cast member’s alcoholic beverage from the bar and guzzled it down…
Ferro was arrested on simple-assault and disorderly-person charges. The cast member was not treated."
That is so gnarly! You can see snickers making a drink motion with her hands too! Kind of makes me like her, talking shit to a gnarly bro who fucked with her, getting socked super hard, and refusing treatment.
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I don't think its that unethical, but at the same time, I'm not sure that if I was a counselor, which I'm not, that I would feel comfortable appearing on the show as an interventionist myself.
The two dude counselors, the younger former meth addict and the older dude with the big ass head are really top notch at what they do. Watching those two do their thing is like weekly professional development for me. The last thing I'd want is a TV show about my job but those two are seriously good.
And that gif with Snooks getting socked--this that the first dude who pounded her out this season?
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Fuck, Angelina was a fucking bitch but I was sad to see her fat sexy body walk out that door. She had great tit-fuck tits. Probably good ass to tit-fuck also.
The Situation is such a fuckin helpless situation.
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haha angelina that lying bitch. hooked up with mike then denied and denied.
she got roasted on the aftershow.
i'd smash tho.
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the situation couldn't fuck his way out of a wet paper bag. dude's got the biggest ovaries of any female in that house.
for some reason, now i think that jwoww is cute. i don't fucking know why and i know that's like crazy talk but i can't stop thinking about crushing jwoww's box in a wheat field on blankets.
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The best part of that punching gif is the look of pure disgust the guy has on his face as he turns around.
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Watched the first two episodes online just laughing constantly. Vinny's line about how that one chick was a "shady bitch" for not telling anyone about her boyfriend had me laughing so hard.
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I FORGOT: HOW ABOUT RONNIE'S FUCKING DANCE MOVES?!!!! HOLY SHIT!
Please someone make a gif of that. I want to watch that on a loop for hours. Several gnars if someone can do that for me.
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pretty much all the girls are shady.
"jolie" - cockblock, drama instigator
jwwwowWwWw - lost. "imma fuck guyz and eat'em for breakfast" ffw to peeping at pauly d's 6 gauge "oh noes, i cheated on my boyfriend cry cry cry"
snickers - insecure, cocktease. creates drama to fish for sympathies.
sammi - boring
the guys are one dimensional. slay bitches, juice up, no hidden agenda and all out for fun, so it's just a matter of laughing at whatever situation they get in.
anyone else read about the death threats that mtv has been getting?
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Watched the first two episodes online just laughing constantly. Vinny's line about how that one chick was a "shady bitch" for not telling anyone about her boyfriend had me laughing so hard.
yea dude Vinny is so funny, when Jwow first came in and hes like "what kind of fucking name is that, when i introduced myself i didnt say oh hey im VWOW"
i laughed really hard when those other girls were in the hot tub and The Situation was imitating what Angelina was saying to Sam like, "Oh I told you so, I told you about him"
The situations blowing it hard, such a kook
and yes, I want to see a gif of that dancing, holy fuck it was too much to take in
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ronnie turned the dance floor into an inferno.
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ronnie in the shirt store with no shirt on, drinking out of a solo cup with a fedora on = mind blowing
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ronnie in the shirt store with no shirt on, drinking out of a solo cup with a fedora on = mind blowing
hahahahahaha glad that caught someone elses eye
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NYTimes story here (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQhqwQjmJTL).
"Ferro managed to stay inside the bar and eventually swiped booze belonging to Snooki" Haha
(http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/12/10/news/photos_stories/ARREST%20PHOTO151000--300x450.jpg)
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NYTimes story here (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQhqwQjmJTL).
"Ferro managed to stay inside the bar and eventually swiped booze belonging to Snooki" Haha
(http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/12/10/news/photos_stories/ARREST%20PHOTO151000--300x450.jpg)
Dude is a GYM TEACHER!! How amazing is that??
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Gym teachers are bad enough by default, I can't imagine some Jersey Shore meathead actually being in a position of authority with kids.
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Intervention
I wouldn't really out Intervention in the same category as this show, though. When I say reality series, I'm talking more about shows like Survivor, The Real World, Big Brother, Flavor of Love, etc. Most of these shows have people whose job is to basically create stories around the footage they have and the cast of the show are chosen specifically for their drama-factor. Intervention is more documentary than reality series, in my mind.
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"Jersey Shore: Worst Thing to Happen to East Coast Since 9/11" (http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/)
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^ That article was hilarious. I just saw episode three online. Do you reckon there will be another slut to replace the slut that left?
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"Jersey Shore: Worst Thing to Happen to East Coast Since 9/11" (http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/)
I've been laughing for 10 min reading that.
“I’m a bartender. I do great things.” Angelina
“This situation is gonna be indescribable you can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation.” - The Situation. Can he have his own show? This guy is amazing!
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"The Situation stormed off, presumably, to take his mind off the situation by watching CNN’s The Situation Room alone in The Situation’s room"
Fuck I love Dan O'Brien.
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I finally got to see it. This is my new favorite show by far.
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hahahaha my cousin met jwow in poughkeepsie NY, said his friend hit on her super hard and that angelina was a major bitch
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i loved that moment, it reminded me of getting loose with the bros at someones house when no chicks are around and actin a fool. except they were in public, and taking themselves seriously.
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I've been laughing for 10 min reading that.
“I’m a bartender. I do great things.” Angelina
“This situation is gonna be indescribable you can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation.” - The Situation. Can he have his own show? This guy is amazing!
The funny thing about that quote is the last use of the phrase "The situation" it serves absolutely no purpose in the sentence whatsoever.
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YES! Thank you SF. Gnars for days!
I love also how Ronnie described his dancing. Don't know the exact quote but he was like "I just go out there and do my move. Don't even know how I came up with it."
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YES! Thank you SF. Gnars for days!
I love also how Ronnie described his dancing. Don't know the exact quote but he was like "I just go out there and do my move. Don't even know how I came up with it."
ya i fucking died when he said that
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The lessons of Jersey Shore
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2009/12/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore.html
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Nice!
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NYTimes story here (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQhqwQjmJTL).
"Ferro managed to stay inside the bar and eventually swiped booze belonging to Snooki" Haha
(http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/12/10/news/photos_stories/ARREST%20PHOTO151000--300x450.jpg)
Wait... this guy punched two women? It claims he punched nookie, then says he punched a 21 year old beauty...
AAYYYOOO!
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"Ferro managed to stay inside the bar and eventually swiped booze belonging to Snooki" Haha
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/12/10/news/photos_stories/ARREST%20PHOTO151000--300x450.jpg
AAYYYOOO!
AWWWWW SNAP!
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Ahahah nice one Gipper. I was thinking when I read that "Where the fuck do they get off calling Snooki a beauty?!"
I'd still take her down though.
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I am flying back to the US on friday and will have watched every episode of this by saturday afternoon.
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so i haven't been on the internet for 2 days and no one has mentioned snooki's friend ryder??????
what the fuck!!!!! looks like snook found a stray crack whore and paid her to dance with her and be a make out slave. queen snooki, you never disappoint me. whats even better is the situation quote that goes along with it: "Snooki's friend ryder was pretty cute. She was thin and petite... Im kinda into that"
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so i haven't been on the internet for 2 days and no one has mentioned snooki's friend ryder??????
what the fuck!!!!! looks like snook found a stray crack whore and paid her to dance with her and be a make out slave. queen snooki, you never disappoint me. whats even better is the situation quote that goes along with it: "Snooki's friend ryder was pretty cute. She was thin and petite... Im kinda into that"
im not sure if he ever said "pretty cute", but he definitely repetitively described her as "not ugly"
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theyre pulling the infamous punch from the episode
http://dlisted.com/node/35210 (http://dlisted.com/node/35210)
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theyre pulling the infamous punch from the episode
http://dlisted.com/node/35210 (http://dlisted.com/node/35210)
thats bullshit
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theyre pulling the infamous punch from the episode
http://dlisted.com/node/35210 (http://dlisted.com/node/35210)
"What happened to Snooki was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing. After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context not to show the severity of this act or resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in the face."
So in a serious press release, they call her snooki, and then specify "physically" punched in the face. Why?
They better just take out that scene if they have to, and leave the aftermath.
And the footage has not been taken out of context, mtv made a show and intentionally filled it with the 8 most punchable people in the country, then portrayed them to be super trash, and made America want them to get hit even more. When one of them finally did get socked, of course there were going to be people celebrating. I would argue to say that out of context, this image is actually far more disturbing.
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mtv made a show and intentionally filled it with the 8 most punchable people in the country
this is the absolute truth.
i really hope a diehard fan takes the commercial footage and edits it back into the episode. fuck, if some starwars kid can edit jarjar out of an entire movie, someone can cut a 7 second clip back into a 43 minute tv show.
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Me and my Coworker where talking about it today and he was like, "yeah, my girlfriend's friend is a 2nd cousin of Snooki..." I stopped him mid sentence and asked him if he ragged the fuck out of her. He said hell yeah.
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good point, gip
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wait... there's a guy called "the situation?"
tv is on a whole nother plane of which I never could have imagined...
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wait... there's a guy called "the situation?"
tv is on a whole nother plane of which I never could have imagined...
yeah, and he named his abs "the situation" too. Not even kidding. This person exists, and MTV found him.
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Top 10 quotes from Jersey Shore via MSN:
10. "The party's employed these pants tonight."
9. "Everybody loves me. Babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars."
8. "Me, I'm on the outcast."
7. "This is the Jersey shore. What do you expect us to do? Play with each other the whole time?"
6. "You have your penis pierced. I love it.... I just saw your penis."
5. "I don't give a f**k if you'e fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old. I'll dance with ya. I think it's hilarious."
4. "I love the Jersey shore. I love being a guidette. But no one can understand how I feel right now."
3. "That's what you get from putting a fat girl's ass in your face. That's how you get pink eye."
2. "I feel this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do great things."
1. "I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend. And I felt like eating ham and drinking water." <------Amazing!
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wait... there's a guy called "the situation?"
tv is on a whole nother plane of which I never could have imagined...
Eric, here's a taste of how he talks:
“This situation is gonna be indescribable you can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation.”
Yes, that sentence actually happened.
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Jersey Shore After Show is the fucking best.
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hi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UabmK7Wu9Q
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oh shit, she's doing porn?!
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whatever is posted there, can't see it. please tell me it's jwoww's fake boobs bouncing up and down so i can look forward to that after work.
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These guys are all over TMZ now. This means they've fucking made it!!!
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snooki spin off?
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wait... there's a guy called "the situation?"
tv is on a whole nother plane of which I never could have imagined...
Eric, here's a taste of how he talks:
“This situation is gonna be indescribable you can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation.”
Yes, that sentence actually happened.
my brain just made this face :o inside my skull
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Does anyone have a download link - I'm in the UK so can't see it streaming.
I have a feeling that me and this show were made for each other
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http://jwoww.com/
"Jenni brings the ultimate in real drama!!!" ::)
MTV got these fuckers Twitter accounts
http://twitter.com/MTVDJPaulyD
http://twitter.com/JENNIWOWW
http://twitter.com/Sn00ki
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Does anyone have a download link - I'm in the UK so can't see it streaming.
I have a feeling that me and this show were made for each other
I'm in the same situation as you, needless to say I dug out a link really quick!
http://tvshack.net/tv/Jersey_Shore/season_1/episode_1/
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Does anyone have a download link - I'm in the UK so can't see it streaming.
I have a feeling that me and this show were made for each other
http://tvshack.net/tv/Jersey_Shore/season_1/episode_1/
I see what you did right there, but did you?
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Haha I didn't even notice. ;D
'FAMILY, FRIENDS, TANNING...'
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To all the Euros, do these guys remind you of the Turkish kids? When I was in Germany I thought alot of the Turkish kids would pass well for guidos. Same bad taste in clothing and hair.
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To all the Euros, do these guys remind you of the Turkish kids? When I was in Germany I thought alot of the Turkish kids would pass well for guidos. Same bad taste in clothing and hair.
Yes I actually see where you're coming from > Euro-trash. Only words to describe them.
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Does anyone have a download link - I'm in the UK so can't see it streaming.
I have a feeling that me and this show were made for each other
http://tvshack.net/tv/Jersey_Shore/season_1/episode_1/
Thanks to this link I am finally watching the show. And even after all I've read in here...my mind is still BLOWN!!!
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I looked at JWow's page, and one of you guys are already her friends. This is why I love this place.
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jwow wont let me add her on facebook, so snooki it is
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(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs017.snc3/12465_1298945714683_1261598485_909894_3468589_n.jpg)
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omg
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i'm from jersey all i wanna say is this shit is fucking embarrassing.
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You know, that chick probably deserved to get punched in the face.
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I'd love to hear Tim O'Connor's review of this show.
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If Tim skated with Pauly D's haircut and a shirt half unbuttoned, I'd totally buy his board.
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i'd like tim to be on the next season's cast of jersey shore.
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ive never in my life watched mtv, but this shit has me hooked. im embarrassed but stoked.
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one year i tried to dress up as a guido for halloween. it transformed into looking like a 70 year old italian grandpa who moved to florida. seer sucker pants and a members only jacket, wife beater underneath with a fedora
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d84660f7dd/bobby-bottleservice-jersey-shore-audition-tape
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d84660f7dd/bobby-bottleservice-jersey-shore-audition-tape
not funny
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I love the interwebz
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe7V85lA-bI
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best
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Is it weird that out of both the guys and the girls MTV put at least one person (Vinny and Angelina) that was the least Guido of the group to try to bring some balance.
Oh and Ronnie is by far my favorite out of all of them. Mainly because he took the situation down a couple pegs by banging the situations girl.
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w/ iron mike
http://www.spike.com/video/cast-of-jersey-shore/3305321
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w/ iron mike
http://www.spike.com/video/cast-of-jersey-shore/3305321
Jwoww :o
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w/ iron mike
http://www.spike.com/video/cast-of-jersey-shore/3305321
Jwoww :o
shes alright, i would take sammi or angelina over her any day...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe7V85lA-bI
I love how they were giving MTV a little "shame on you" speech for showing Nookie getting punched, while at the same time showing the clip 3 times.
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i definetly have an addiction to this show... it makes me feel good inside
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New episode tonight right? I know I'm watching
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ive never in my life watched mtv, but this shit has me hooked. im embarrassed but stoked.
im the same way, never watched the hills or any of those other gay "reality" tv shows but i was actually disappointed when i came home last night to realize it was wednesday
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If you don't understand Spencer Pratt, you haven't lived.
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The guy in the middle got his nose broken. And my only male friends that watch this show are skaters.
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bump
its on right now. The Situation just said "chill out Freckles McGee". about a blonde girl that wouldnt fuck him. awesome...
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and they sensored the dude decking snickers...
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mtv's strong moral compass directed them away from airing the clip. i miss ryder :(
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Is it just me, or does anyone else think 'the situation' looks like doug funny?
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h149/portlandlove/dougthesituation.jpg)
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Pauly and The situation make one hell of a team. they know all the rules concerning how to go out and get girls. Snooki's mom is like, almost like, her best friend.
I like when Pauly gets denied in the bedroom and says "she was on her period, not a big deal."
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"I'm at the gym for a ow-ah and a half, workin on ma fitness"
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ronnie finally tapped dat ass :)
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honestly is there a greater tv personality out there right now than THE SITUATION?
(http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/photos/cast/mike_0644.jpg)
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I love how hard Snooki tries to get laid every single time they go out...and still she can't make it happen. And when she finally finds someone who's down (asian dude at the end) she gets clocked in the face. Poor Snooki has no luck at all.
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didn't she hook up with the other mike that one time?
the punch ordeal is pretty fucked given the backstory behind it. makes you wonder who's worse: guidos or fratboys.
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after watching that episode i dont see how you couldnt say frat boys are worse, that punch was for absolutely nothing, she called him ugly thats it for him stealing there shots. fuck why am i talking about this. this mother fucking show, fuck this show
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didn't she hook up with the other mike that one time?
the punch ordeal is pretty fucked given the backstory behind it. makes you wonder who's worse: guidos or fratboys.
It was epic hearing Vinnie talk down about fratboys. Its amazing, like even these sleazy (no offense to the poster) motherfuckers know that frat boys are scumfucks.
I wish they showed the fratboy getting his ass kicked. You can hear him say "I just got punched in the face," which to me means somebody punched him in the face.
On a sidenote, I am visiting family in Chicago right now and watched the newest episode with my dad. All he kept repeating the whole time was "These are real people?" and "This is on regular tv?"
I want to see the Jwoww fight.
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Damn, episode four still isn't up on megavideo.
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didn't she hook up with the other mike that one time?
the punch ordeal is pretty fucked given the backstory behind it. makes you wonder who's worse: guidos or fratboys.
I wish they showed the fratboy getting his ass kicked. You can hear him say "I just got punched in the face," which to me means somebody punched him in the face.
On a sidenote, I am visiting family in Chicago right now and watched the newest episode with my dad. All he kept repeating the whole time was "These are real people?" and "This is on regular tv?"
I want to see the Jwoww fight.
It is pretty unbelievable. I'd always seen pictures of these "Guido's".
(http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/douchebags_turkey.jpg)
But living in Western Canada, I've never seen a full on Guido in real life. I wasn't actually convinced they really existed till I saw Pauly in action.
(http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/121009_paulydplaygirl.jpg)
AHAHAHAHA...amazing! I found this while looking for a picture of this fucker. http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2009/12/paul-pauly-d-delvecchio-from-mtvs-jersey-shore-is-ready-to-pose-for-playgirl/
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holy shit that cat is 27? man some of these fuckers are just gonna rave til the grave. i think grandpa situation said he was 28 on the first episode and my roommate died of laughter.
i think that fratshit got punched a few times by jwoww on his way out. he looked completely SHOOK when he was trying to leave around the cameraman. i heard that dude is in like a witness protection program for relocated teachers. it'll be fun to hear about this dude going out and getting his jaw broken for years to come.
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saw it for the first time and it was amazing
not sure if this got posted yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM475qtRCDE
(http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo319/random91825/1e5u2a.gif)
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holy shit that cat is 27? man some of these fuckers are just gonna rave til the grave. i think grandpa situation said he was 28 on the first episode and my roommate died of laughter.
i think that fratshit got punched a few times by jwoww on his way out. he looked completely SHOOK when he was trying to leave around the cameraman. i heard that dude is in like a witness protection program for relocated teachers. it'll be fun to hear about this dude going out and getting his jaw broken for years to come.
I don't think they have a "witness protection program for relocated teachers" unless you are talking about unemployment. Criminal record = banned from teaching.
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okay, we gotta get some details straight. pauly d is 29, the situation is 27. how funny is it that a 29 year old puts charcoal in a gas bbq?
ANOTHER WEEK AND THE SITUATION DOESN'T GET LAID!!!!
there should be a strikeout count. soon he's gonna be jumping on top of grenades, not even to save his squads asses either
snooks mom shows about as much emotion as schwarzenegger. i bet shes pretty bummed at her daughter cause snooks must bring over guys all the time that just barf all over the house
quote of the episode?
When ronnie and the situation were heckling each in the barber shop and the situations come back was
"Yah right, Mike's the man....WHADDDUP!!!"
vinny had to leave the room after that one
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saw it for the first time and it was amazing
not sure if this got posted yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM475qtRCDE
(http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo319/random91825/1e5u2a.gif)
I could honestly watch that gif for hours straight
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I love it how lazy Angelina is and how defensive the bitch get's when they're about to fire her. Someone needs a reality check. Also, snickers and her pickles is fucking hilarious hahaha
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"mike would seriously fuck a gatorade bottle if it had a pulse" - ronnie
HAHAHA I love that the situation and Pauly D cant get laid.... they bring bar sluts home and try to get laid in the same room at the same time freshman dorm room style. When it finally happens and we will see a high five during the act.
the scenes for next weeks look great. More fights more, drunken idiocy....I cant get enough.
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I love it how lazy Angelina is and how defensive the bitch get's when they're about to fire her. Someone needs a reality check. Also, snickers and her pickles is fucking hilarious hahaha
Yeah, that was insane. unbelievable inability to live in the real world.
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is it just me or did the dude who punched snookie get off pretty easily? i mean, no one attacked him he just got thrown out and then they started talking shit after
typical guido behavior. typical entertaining guido behavior i mean.
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is it just me or did the dude who punched snookie get off pretty easily? i mean, no one attacked him he just got thrown out and then they started talking shit after
typical guido behavior. typical entertaining guido behavior i mean.
He might have that night...hard to tell. But it sure came back and bit him in the ass HARD!!
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQhqwQjmJTL
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okay, we gotta get some details straight. pauly d is 29, the situation is 27. how funny is it that a 29 year old puts charcoal in a gas bbq?
ANOTHER WEEK AND THE SITUATION DOESN'T GET LAID!!!!
there should be a strikeout count. soon he's gonna be jumping on top of grenades, not even to save his squads asses either
snooks mom shows about as much emotion as schwarzenegger. i bet shes pretty bummed at her daughter cause snooks must bring over guys all the time that just barf all over the house
quote of the episode?
When ronnie and the situation were heckling each in the barber shop and the situations come back was
"Yah right, Mike's the man....WHADDDUP!!!"
vinny had to leave the room after that one
Feels like they're not giving Vinny enough screentime, he obviously wants to shittalk these people more. His arrival at the house was the best, but since then it's all turned into relationship nonsense. Hopefully the punch thing means there's less of Snooki's "I have zero confidence and just want to find a meathead to woo me" shit going on and a little more hilarity.
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top right corner = amazing
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/covergallery/img/2009/dec252009_1082_1083_lg.jpg)
ps he put his phone number on his facebook page if anyone's interested.
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top right corner = amazing
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/covergallery/img/2009/dec252009_1082_1083_lg.jpg)
ps he put his phone number on his facebook page if anyone's interested.
He wants to get laid SOOO BAD!!
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He wants to get laid SOOO BAD!!
"The situation is that The Situation is having a bit of a dry spell situation." - The Situation
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watched 2 hours of this show last night
easily the most entertaining show in years
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The drunken lout seen sucker-punching a "Jersey Shore" hottie
sending the 21-year-old beauty’s head reeling backward.
Does this reporter actually know what she looks like?
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He wants to get laid SOOO BAD!!
"The situation is that The Situation is having a bit of a dry spell situation." - The Situation
ITS NOT A MATTER OF WHEN THE SITUATION IS GONNA BREAK HIS DRY SPELL, BECAUSE THE SITUATION NEVERY HAS DRY SPELLS!!!
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is it just me or did the dude who punched snookie get off pretty easily? i mean, no one attacked him he just got thrown out and then they started talking shit after
typical guido behavior. typical entertaining guido behavior i mean.
He might have that night...hard to tell. But it sure came back and bit him in the ass HARD!!
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQhqwQjmJTL
"Ferro was arrested on charges of assault and disorderly conduct shortly after 2 a.m. on Aug. 19"
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i'm going to make it my mission in life to use the phrase "the situation" as much as humanly possible.
its like bad car accident between a car full of guidos and a truck full of styling gel.
is there a way to make it so when someone types "the situation" this (http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/7845/mike0644.jpg) comes up everytime? kind of like when people type p-a-r-a-d-o-x my penis shows up.
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He wants to get laid SOOO BAD!!
"The (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) is that The (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) is having a bit of a dry spell (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg)." - The (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg)
THE PICTURES FUCKING MOVE!!!
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oh fuck! thanks for helping me out with my situation
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situation
:D
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I'm trying not to cave in and watch the show but this whole situation gig is hard to ignore...
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So if I just type in (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg), everyone will see the (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg)??
Post Edit: Holy Shit that is AWESOME!!
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the situation love paradox
I love these word filters
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christ, now i'm checking old threads to see super serious posts peppered with the situation.
"berra's in a fucked situation where his berrics unified situation is affecting the situation with local skateshops.
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Smushed.
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I'm sitting in bed thinking i brought the Grenade home tonight.
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Smushed.
only mtv can put so much emotion into so little words
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situation
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I was in stitches when they were in the club and started to "beat up the beat"
also "Yeah, me and my chick didn't have sex cause she was on her period or whatever and wouldn't let me take off her pants"
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seriously can't get enough of this.
the editing is fantastic, but it doesnt hurt that the cast is playing along with the stereotypes.
right before dudes go to the barber was a fucking classic situation:
situation says "you ready chief?"
ronnie slurps down some protein mush and says "I'm in the zone"
and then off to get fresh to death,
its almost like they were trying to play along with My new Haircut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
and how have they only been there for 2 weeks? the way the talk about each other, you'd think it would be at least a month.
I was in stitches when they were in the club and started to "beat up the beat"
also "Yeah, me and my chick didn't have sex cause she was on her period or whatever and wouldn't let me take off her pants"
when my girl saw this she said "who the fuck wears white pants on her period?"
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some species of birds develop a red spot on there chest to signify that there ready to mate and it will attract males. other birds will develop a red spot on their white pants to attract paulys
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Pauly D didn't have the code to decipher the bomb.
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I finally watched the last half of episode 4. Holy fucking shit. That dude seriously needs a fist pump beat down.
Now to put a smile on everyone's face, I saw this picture and could name everyone left to right in under ten seconds.
Can you?
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1214_unico_jerseyshore.jpg)
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situation
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beating up the beat is the greatest fucking thing ever. this show is easily one of the most educational and entertaining things ever.
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i wonder how many girls have told pauly d that they were on their period.
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so what's the situation with paradox?
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its funny how snookis boy "ron" (didn't even know his name was russ) was really just a spy sent by jwows boyfriend. perfect guido surveillance
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4d2ebc8f52/alyssa-milano-s-evolution-jersey-shore
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sounds like it might be time to get some cable. its on the mtv site though right?
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weird how they 'shopped the fuck out of that poof.
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3e1c0b38aa/the-real-situation-feat-the-situation-snooki-and-pauly-d-dj-lubel
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SAUSAGE AN PEPAHS BABY!
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KILLIN IT!!
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(http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlDC/original/sitroomtop.jpg)
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pauly d outta fuckin no where with that accent!
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saw it for the first time and it was amazing
not sure if this got posted yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM475qtRCDE
(http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo319/random91825/1e5u2a.gif)
awesome "situation"
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Living in CA is pug-tastic! :D
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3e1c0b38aa/the-real-(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg)-feat-the-(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg)-snooki-and-pauly-d-dj-lubel
HAHAHAHAHA
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http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/21/2009-12-21_secrets_of_a_guido_jersey_shore_star_shows_news_how_he_takes_hair_to_heights.html
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http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9CPAL3O0&show_article=1
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why are those italian groups being such babies?
do they think that mafia movies and shit make them look all cool but once some fine young guidos take the center stage they have uphold their reputation?
jersey shore just showcases a real italian american family. they eat together, sleep together, work together, club together, hot tub together and smush together. thats a real family, not some mafiosi where they all try and off each other
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http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/21/2009-12-21_secrets_of_a_guido_jersey_shore_star_shows_news_how_he_takes_hair_to_heights.html
This show is a double edged sword of awesome. On one side we get to laugh at these idiots as they foolishly and honestly think they're gaining reputable fame, and on the other side we get to laugh at them some more when they begin their downfall and realize no one had any respect for them in the first place.
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In fairness, UNICO went after the Sopranos for the same reason.
Also did anybody notice this:
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091218/293.snooki.lr.121809.jpg) = (http://www.freewebs.com/theteenconservative/snuke.jpg)
(http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/southpark/1104TheSnuke--1.jpg)
"Oh my"
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sounds like it might be time to get some cable. its on the mtv site though right?
ninjavideo.net as well
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Pauly D didn't have the code to decipher the bomb.
You'd think he would by now, being that he's 29 years old.
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Pauly D didn't have the code to decipher the bomb.
He's 28. If he was 29 and still living like that it would be RIDICULOUS.
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Pauly D didn't have the code to decipher the bomb.
its crazy to think that him and the situation are the oldest of the group by 5+ years and they can still fight the beat with more power than anyone...
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i dont like this show.
i enjoy situational humor and fucking puns.
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Pauly D didn't have the code to decipher the bomb.
its crazy to think that him and the (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) are the oldest of the group by 5+ years and they can still fight the beat with more power than anyone...
They are like the Mr. Miyagis of beating up the beat
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we got to fight the powers that beat
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this shit is more controversial for mtv than anything they were airing during Manson's prime. hopefully this shoe sticks around as it is fucking hilarious. ive been gone for a minute but you dudes are killing it with that situation photo. atleast one in every thread ive checked.
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So Tuesday that Italian association that was complaining about this show had their lawyers write a letter to Viacom asking them to cancel it. Haha! Get smushed!
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9CPAL3O0&show_article=1
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amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYukwz3AE40 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYukwz3AE40)
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So Tuesday that Italian association that was complaining about this show had their lawyers write a letter to Viacom asking them to cancel it. Haha! Get smushed!
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9CPAL3O0&show_article=1
They do have a point. Its like if there was a show called "Poland" that featured a bunch of people in submarines with screen doors and people drowning in the back of pick up trucks. Still, making a fuss about it is only going to make it worse, and most logical people know that this is not how all Italian people act, those who don't know probably think its cool.
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situation
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snooki=audrey bitoni
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091218/293.snooki.lr.121809.jpg)=(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/audrey-bitoni-2008-avn-awards-red-carpet-1CYP5p.jpg)
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finally saw last weeks episode, purely amazing soo many quotes, vinny gets no shine but it's quality over quantity with that guy. and that dude who punched snickers look scared for his life immediately after he did it.
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I CANNOT WAIT to see J Woww raise hell next week.
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http://www.celebuzz.com/jersey-shores-snooki-wont-stop-s161791/
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YOU MUST CLICK EVERY LINK I POST OR YOU WILL BE BANNED
http://starcasm.net/archives/28257
http://starcasm.net/archives/28233
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs153.snc3/18052_248546560271_221458435271_4812466_3682637_n.jpg)
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Uh oh, looks like (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) was a stripper.
http://tinyurl.com/y9nphbk
**I posted the original link that had the word "situ ation" in it and was like, "What the fuck is wrong with my link?!". Then I realized that word now auto-posts the image. Haha
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Life cannot get any better.
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the marathon was on last night so i got to see the first episode. so good.
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it took me so long to figure out what word was brining up that image, I was convinced it was dude or man or something but the situation, brilliant
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dccsFXH6WHc&feature=player_embedded
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brad ferro is innocent!!!! snooki just got in the way of his fist pumps
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brad ferro is innocent!!!! snooki just got in the way of his fist pumps
"Your honor, I was having a good time beatin' up the beat when she stuck her face in the way. No harm intended."
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the old guido fist pump defense
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brad ferro is innocent!!!! snooki just got in the way of his fist pumps
AHAHAHA!
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Not sure if this was posted already but it sure is hilarious.
http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/video/clips/jersey-shore-cast-joins-jay-for-jaywalk-all-stars/1186144/ (http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/video/clips/jersey-shore-cast-joins-jay-for-jaywalk-all-stars/1186144/)
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(http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvcyyn7OXO1qz7lxdo1_500.jpg)
Aww you beat me to it!
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the situation
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i just wanted to see if the word the situation really auto posted a picture of the situation . fucking brilliant
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(http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvcyyn7OXO1qz7lxdo1_500.jpg)
Aww you beat me to it!
THAT'S what she said to the (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg)? Now that's a sticky situation. If I was the situation, I'd probably save MTV viewers about 40 minutes of watching the situation and punch snickers in the face, causing a situation to occur in the hottub and withholding on a situation occurring at a bar later on in the show.
situation
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excuse the double post but..
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snooki=audrey bitoni
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091218/293.snooki.lr.121809.jpg)=(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/audrey-bitoni-2008-avn-awards-red-carpet-1CYP5p.jpg)
http://www.okmagazine.com/2009/12/adult-film-company-to-parody-jersey-shore/
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is ronnies brother a fuckin gimp or something?
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THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW.
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time for another episode breakdown
ronnies mom = ultimate guido momma. into tanning and fights? no wonder she spawned such a masterpiece of guido technology
dont call snooki fat when in jwowws in earshot. that verbal beef will be converted to physical slugs
the situation trying to pick up ladies after the snooki punch out. the situation gets himself into quite the situations
dj pauly d playing the set
vinnys real confession about how much he likes to fist pump and build the beat up
pauly d and the situation hearing about their reputation as the new hook up kings on the shore
vinny hooking up with t-shirt dorks gurl. ohhh my
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"I look over in the corner, I see punches being thrown, hair being pulled, and i'm like "oh my god!! how do I get in this?""
I love snickers...
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thank you slap for introducing me to this show
thank you
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When Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was on The Wendy Williams Show she responded to the criticism stating:
"The Italian, whatever, national, whatever their organization is, they don’t understand that 'guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves... They are old-fashioned. They don't know that; they think it's offensive, because maybe in their time it was offensive, but now it's kind of a compliment. So they don't understand that and that is what we are trying to say. They are way overreacting to the show. We're 22 to 29 just having fun at the shore. They are just taking it way out of proportion."
She's a genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWt0e6d9FRk
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i loved on SNL when that guy dressed like the situation and then the situation said we have a situation and then pulled up his shirt meaning his abs are the situation cause situation situation situation situation situation situation situation
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I'm in a happy (http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef01287645f7cb970c-800wi)
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cant let this ingenious snooki quote go to waste
"i dont eat lobsters, they're alive when you kill them."
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She is a vet tech, mad empathy
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yeah that vet tech shit was hilarious.
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(http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef01287645f7cb970c-800wi)
"thats the sit-uation" what a tool!
haha shows so good.
love how they all have "eeees" in the end of their names
i.e. Pauly Vinny Mikey Stevey Ronnie Tammy Snooki
oh yeah....
situation
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I finally got around to watching the show today, and as captivating as it was, I really need to watch it from the beginning. Anyone got a link?
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i should keep my snooki fantasies to myself
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I finally got around to watching the show today, and as captivating as it was, I really need to watch it from the beginning. Anyone got a link?
http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/video.jhtml?filter=fulleps
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i tried to sit through a whole episode, i just can't do it.
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"these girls weren't ho ers. they were like regular people."
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situation?
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situation was they had brought some girls back to the beach house and weren't really feeling them because it seemed like they'd have to put in too much work before they could hook it up
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has the situation not fucked one girl yet? like shit how long have they been there now? 2-3 weeks?
i'm stoked to see what happens to vinny next week. finally he gets some air time.
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As an Italian-American who lives in New Jersey, Guido is still definitely a fuckin offensive term. They are Guidos and I don't want to be associated with that shit.
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You're just mad because your hair moves when you get in the water.
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Michael Cera FTW!
(http://b6.s3.quickshareit.com/cerapauly0217e1be.jpg)
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Michael Cera FTW!
(http://b6.s3.quickshareit.com/cerapauly0217e1be.jpg)
Arrested Development and Jersey Shore in the same room. I think the universe just imploded.
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Those girls are going to be so bummed when they eventually find out how ugly they all are.
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Sitch creepin' girls after Snickers is KO'd. Lawl.
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Michael Cera FTW!
(http://b6.s3.quickshareit.com/cerapauly0217e1be.jpg)
Arrested Development and Jersey Shore in the same room. I think the universe just imploded.
Can someone contact Michael Cera and gnar him?
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Michael Cera FTW!
(http://b6.s3.quickshareit.com/cerapauly0217e1be.jpg)
Possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen...
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i love that ronnie is all freaking out because he didnt get to hit someone, while situation is laying out on the carpet eating doritos.
i cant wait until ronnie tackles someone this week. my guess is that vinnie will jump around in the background talking about how he "almost" beat someones ass.
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I definitely lol'd at that last photo.
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You're just mad because your hair moves when you get in the water.
don't let the spiky hair fool you, i ain't no punk
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in a related story...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMucmRlPZK0
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http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/event.php?eid=231862133037&ref=nf
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/1210/17/n231862133037_8559.jpg)
fuck this. this is going too far. it bums me out to see any shitty dj getting paid to do a set at a shitty bar but this is so far beyond that. watching pauly d on the show makes me laugh but knowing that he's making stacks touring as a dj makes me want to cry.
but then again he must be desperate to do a set in winnipeg.
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ohh mah gawd
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/gooniemaster/paulydintheplacetobe.jpg)
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HAHAHAHAH ;D ;D
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As an Italian-American who lives in New Jersey, Guido is still definitely a fuckin offensive term. They are Guidos and I don't want to be associated with that shit.
now you kinda almost a lil bit know what black people (michelle obama, bill cosby, ray barbee, theotis, devine) feel like when confused with NIGGAS(lil kim, uncle raukus, gucci mane, twaun, terry)
for entertainment purposes most viewers like their niggas niggery and their wops guido
however people generalize
i like how snooki flipped it on some tribe called quest shit
word
(http://i.imgur.com/QUL28.jpg)
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Not stoked that I have to choose between Jersey Shore and Celebrity Rehab on Thursday nights.
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Jesus, Ronnie fucked that guy up!!!
I wish sweetheart woulda got rocked though.
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that was probably the best episode yet... i died whenthey played an elephant soundtrack against a shot of the night sky after the scene where the girl hit snookie... like there was just some elephent out there, still roaming the streets of jersey
lol situation said that girl "showed up with two body guards" i would genuinely like chilling with these guys. ronnie and all the girls can get fucked though
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Jesus, Ronnie fucked that guy up!!!
I wish sweetheart woulda got rocked though.
woah, bro. woah. she was tramatized, okay?
fuck her, she's a bitch, bro.... bro.
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sam fucking sucks so much FFFFUUUUUU
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fred flinstone needs to stop antagonizin'
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Gym
Tan
Laundry
GTL baby, it's how we do it
i was glad vinny got some screen time. im liking him more. he's definitely the straight man in this comedy act but he still has some silliness in him. after hooking up with the t-shirt dorks tramp he went straight for the sistuation. how noble of him
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God I love that fight after snickers told those three women to leave.
Situation "I mean these broads probably smelled the food at the house."
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its fucking killing me that im seriously getting into this show. when this episode ended and i saw the preview for the next, a little bit of me wanted to start fist pumping like a champion.....
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I saw last night's episode today at work with some other co-workers. Best Friday ever. Ronnie's right hook to full mount no homo. Amazing.
Not sure if it's been stated here yet, but Season 2 with the same cast is signed on for next year, and there is a Snooki sex tape up for grabs for $1 -3 million.
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I saw last night's episode today at work with some other co-workers. Best Friday ever. Ronnie's right hook to full mount no homo. Amazing.
Not sure if it's been stated here yet, but Season 2 with the same cast is signed on for next year, and there is a Snooki sex tape up for grabs for $1 -3 million.
Ew, I'll pay that so no one has to see it.
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You know you want to see it. It's like that stink you have to keep smelling, or that goatse you have to keep looking at.
It's like how fast I jumped onto downloading the Chyna porno. Yeah, it looked like a dick, but it's still rubbable.
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Snooki sex tape up for grabs for $1 -3 million.
I'll pay any price.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaRcVT604_0
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That bitch Sam is manipulating Ronnie so bad & he's too much of a softie to realize it. I got so mad at that & I was drinking at home & wanted to talk about it so bad that finally someone came online 2 hours later and I unleashed. I ended up going on for hours because this Sam reminds me of my crazy ex named Sam. Goddamn succubus fucking bituicahasjkghajs,flasd./l;
This show's way too good.
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God I love that fight after snickers told those three women to leave.
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) "I mean these broads probably smelled the food at the house."
my roommate lives like 15 minutes from where they are at and those bitches in the snooki fight went to high school with him. fucking hilarious.
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I saw last night's episode today at work with some other co-workers. Best Friday ever. Ronnie's right hook to full mount no homo. Amazing.
Not sure if it's been stated here yet, but Season 2 with the same cast is signed on for next year, and there is a Snooki sex tape up for grabs for $1 -3 million.
so filming for scheduled for summer '10 then set for release like a year from now?
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Ronnie seems like a big teddy bear...
I think mike is hilarious..
Can't wait for next episode.
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So stoked when the situation dubbed Pauly D "The Problem"
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how does such a big behemoth of a guido take so much bullshit from his girlfriend? anyone who was getting laid enough wouldn't be taking any of that.
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ok i saw you guys were joking about this but it is evident from this thread you guys actually watch and enjoy something like this? are you fucking gay or what?
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ok i saw you guys were joking about this but it is evident from this thread you guys actually watch and enjoy something like this? are you fucking gay or what?
We also enjoy Jereme Roger's raps, for the same reasons.
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ok i saw you guys were joking about this but it is evident from this thread you guys actually watch and enjoy something like this? are you fucking gay or what?
add doug brown and todd falcon to that mix as well.
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ok i saw you guys were joking about this but it is evident from this thread you guys actually watch and enjoy something like this? are you fucking gay or what?
I actually hold Todd one level above these guys. Granted, that's still way in the negative. But if I didn't I couldn't say the rest of them are "Worse than Todd Falcon"
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i think somethings wrong with you if you don't get a kick out of all the shit that pops off...
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how does such a big behemoth of a guido take so much bullshit from his girlfriend? anyone who was getting laid enough wouldn't be taking any of that.
About a month ago I texted you to go drink. I was even willing to go to the gay bar we refer to as 751.
About half an hour later, you messaged me back and said you had to cancel because your lady was coming over.
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how does such a big behemoth of a guido take so much bullshit from his girlfriend? anyone who was getting laid enough wouldn't be taking any of that.
About a month ago I texted you to go drink. I was even willing to go to the gay bar we refer to as 751.
About half an hour later, you messaged me back and said you had to cancel because your lady was coming over.
busted. my apologies.
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(http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/smoking-gun.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYoiE8jA7x0&feature=player_embedded
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Leave it to a promoter in Toronto to fail at the spelling.
(http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/_Global/img/events/13784_s550.jpg)
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you know your still going regardless of the spelling
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obvi
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Leave it to a promoter in Toronto to fail at the spelling.
(http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/_Global/img/events/13784_s550.jpg)
Hopefully its gonna actually be a surprise tranny show.
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I just saw tonight's two episodes at work today. Whoever you may hate right now might actually become your favourite, and vice versa.
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http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reenact-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html
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I would love to see Snooki's tits. There I said it!
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J Wows tits are so ridiculous, I guarantee she'll do porn or naked photoshoots after the show, you heard it hear first
tonights double header was eventful, that stalker chick was funny, snookie and the situation will bone in the finale
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i want to see jwowws jugs so bad. i wish they would've shown ronnie fuck that dude up. any time someone is laying face down with their arms at their sides, you know they aren't on earth any more.
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"ONE SHOT! THAT WAS IT! ONE SHOT!!!"
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lol he got up with his ass stickin up in the air
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where do i begin with this? double header? the situation getting into situations? the sistuation hookin up with vinny? j woww? ronnie? someone just give me topics and let me rant about them
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I decided to start watching it after seeing some clips here and there. After half an hour All I see is 4 dumb annoying whores.
And 4 monkeys, but the monkeys are quite funny sometimes
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You guys are just encouraging Michael by referring to him as "the situation". I would love for his face and Ronnie's fist to get intimate.
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situation's sister was dropped by vinny. fucking vinny of all people. then crawls right back to him, further proving that dumb whoreness is not just a learned trait by mike, but it's genetic in the situation family.
i wonder if you could power a small house from the static discharge release from sammie's thighs rubbing together while she walks.
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hahaha they treat women like they're stupider than they are or something
"SHE'S JUST A FEMALE MAN"
"SHE'S A FEMALE!!!"
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its amazing how they can call each other whores and retards but the minute someone makes a fat joke, wayyy over the line. for shame.
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cause snooks had an eating disorder. geez, be a little more sympathetic, she's a real person after all >:(
best quote:
Danielle: Come to the holy land
DJ Pauly D: No
Danielle: Why not?
DJ Pauly D: Cause I'll get beat up
a funny situation:
"Delvecchio, that will be your new last name" and then Pauly D talks about how he doesn't want to get married or anything
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The situation is looking more and more D-Baggish after last night, but damn those were some great episodes. Pauly's stalker was awesome, that girls crazy as all hell and looked like a damn fool throughout the whole episodes.
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me and my roommate we're just having a heated debate, who do you think wins a no holds barred cage match
the great CT from the challenges
(http://www.mtv.com/onair/rwrr_challenge/inferno3/assets/flipbooks/cast/ct/02_h.jpg)
VS.
ronnie
(http://www.poptower.com/pic-15268/ronnie-magro-jersey-shore.jpg)
my money is on CT, that dude is a fuckin wolverine and cannot be stopped
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ct has the boston anger but ronnie has something to prove. my money is on the kid.
but if darrell from the real world challenges was there, they'd both be fucked.
http://vodpod.com/watch/2586513-dayymn-darrell-of-the-real-world-gives-one-of-his-cast-members-a-lumping-on-tv-im-sorry-family-i-thought-you-just-called-me-a-bitch-im-bout-to-run-you (http://vodpod.com/watch/2586513-dayymn-darrell-of-the-real-world-gives-one-of-his-cast-members-a-lumping-on-tv-im-sorry-family-i-thought-you-just-called-me-a-bitch-im-bout-to-run-you)
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Yeah, the Boston rage will only get CT so far, Ronnie's made of bricks.
ct has the boston anger but ronnie has something to prove. my money is on the kid.
but if darrell from the real world challenges was there, they'd both be fucked.
http://vodpod.com/watch/2586513-dayymn-darrell-of-the-real-world-gives-one-of-his-cast-members-a-lumping-on-tv-im-sorry-family-i-thought-you-just-called-me-a-bitch-im-bout-to-run-you (http://vodpod.com/watch/2586513-dayymn-darrell-of-the-real-world-gives-one-of-his-cast-members-a-lumping-on-tv-im-sorry-family-i-thought-you-just-called-me-a-bitch-im-bout-to-run-you)
I forgot about Darrell, he was one of my favorite dudes from Road Rules.
Here's something you guys may have seen by now, but just in case.
http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reenact-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html (http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reenact-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html)
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is it me or was Pauly D talking to the stalker jew on the phone the best thing to happen since the show started?
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integrating 'grenade launcher' into my vernacular now
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lovin the situation and pauly d
ronnie needs to quit sucking sammie's cock
vinny is acting like a dooshbag now that he gets some air time, but needless to say i still like him.
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you're right ct does have the boston rage, and it's unstoppable
watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ccyFjS4f0
my money is still on him
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"Mike, you watchin'?"
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5559/vlcsnap2010011612h38m25.png)
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with this and the conan/leno bashing, tv is TOO FUCKING GOOD THESE DAYS
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you're right ct does have the boston rage, and it's unstoppable
watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ccyFjS4f0
my money is still on him
you're right. i retract. ct wins based on the line "i will smash his head and eat it". that's some serious anger.
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(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5559/vlcsnap2010011612h38m25.png)
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you're right ct does have the boston rage, and it's unstoppable
watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ccyFjS4f0
my money is still on him
CT may have the rage, but Ronnies got that "I will smash your head so there is nothing left to eat in one punch" type upper body. The dude is huge and seems to be taking on CT type ragers left and right. "One shot, bro."
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Oh, and Ronnie keeps fighting because Sammy castrated him and he needs to let out the aggression somewhere.
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yeah but two girls were able to stop Ronnie from fighting, more than 8 full grown men couldn't contain the beast that is CT. Ronnie's cool, but he's #2 on my list of mtv reality show fighters, derrick clocks in at #3.
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CT clearly has the rage on his side, I'm not denying that. Ronnie could have easily thrown those girls off of him but had the presence of mind to know not to hurt them. He is cool and calculated. and HUGE.
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I just watched the last ten minutes of a Jersey Shore episode. It just made me kind of angry and even more bitter towards humanity. I don't think I'll ever watch it again
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"That was one shot bro" - Ronnie.
"I swear to god, he swung at me, it was self defense" - Ronnie
I really anticipate the next episode. I watched the 8 episodes yesterday and today and I dont know how I am supposed to live through another week without it...
I also liked when the situation sad: "I neither didn't do it neither" and one of my most beloved quotes "Yeah...they were cute, but the other girls were way (...thinks...) more cuter."
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I don't understand why people antagonize Ronnie.
Of all people you pick the biggest, roided up one to pick fights with ???
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ayo wu welsh that question is one for the ages, i can't call it, but if i had to choose i'd go with ct. ronnie is big, but he's a softie. ct is pure crazy.
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If Jwoww doesn't do some kind of hardcore/softcore or shit even a nude photo shoots after this show ends, Imma be mighty disappointed >:(
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The Situation's situation really almost pains me. Im pulling for the guy.
Every time hes gonna get some tail the fucking grenades start flying from out of the woodwork.
Even him finally getting some ginch warrants a grenade to showing up on his front door step the next morning to make sure he catches some shrapnel from that shit. Homie ducked out into the shower like a pro.
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(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/wl3nrr.gif)
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^^^ Above two posts GTL FTW.
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/rh5uz7.jpg)
omg, he had a face with 2 eyes a nose AND a mouth in highschool? That's fucked
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i think that the .gif of snooki getting punched in the face should come up every time someone types snookie or snookers
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...and for that matter, this all-too-embarrassing picture should come up every time someone types ronnie
(http://www.poptower.com/pic-15268/ronnie-magro-jersey-shore.jpg)
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I disagree with both those suggestions. Lets not get carried away with swapping words with photos.
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I agree with Nick.
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GTL
what do they take to the laundry? they only wear t-shirts and jeans. Ronnie wore a white button-up once or some shit. if they seriously get their t-shirts and jeans laundered at a laundromat that's the fuckin weirdest thing about any of those fucks.
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They don't wash anything, they just have to go there. They are obsessive compulsive.
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It's their daily routine.
Sometimes they "GTL remix" where they throw a haircut somewhere in the day.
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i LOVE these crackas
they are seriously white niggers
drunk, loud, ignorant, arrogant, etc
i seriously almost died laughin when snooki said
"im not a guido, ima guidette"
this shit is the best shit since the the episode when martin and gina broke up
me and my roommate we're just having a heated debate, who do you think wins a no holds barred cage match
the great CT from the challenges
(http://www.mtv.com/onair/rwrr_challenge/inferno3/assets/flipbooks/cast/ct/02_h.jpg)
VS.
ronnie
(http://www.poptower.com/pic-15268/ronnie-magro-jersey-shore.jpg)
my money is on CT, that dude is a fuckin wolverine and cannot be stopped
"one shot kid"
ronnie tries to avoid fighting sober or drunk cuz he knows he can fuck shit up, ct only wiles out on the sauce
ronnie is more dangerous
darrel would sheffey both these fucks, golden gloves all day
I don't understand why people antagonize Ronnie.
Of all people you pick the biggest, roided up one to pick fights with ???
me neither, 15 minutes of fame, for 15 days in the fuckin hospital dont add up
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...and for that matter, this all-too-embarrassing picture should come up every time someone types ronnie
(http://www.poptower.com/pic-15268/ronnie-magro-jersey-shore.jpg)
If any word would be a picture swap for Ronnie, it's bro. Or breh, however the fuck he says it.
I gotta hand it to the situation, that girl he picks up before the Snooki rolls incident was actually a damn cutie.
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...and for that matter, this all-too-embarrassing picture should come up every time someone types ronnie
(http://www.poptower.com/pic-15268/ronnie-magro-jersey-shore.jpg)
If any word would be a picture swap for Ronnie, it's bro. Or breh, however the fuck he says it.
I gotta hand it to the (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg), that girl he picks up before the Snooki rolls incident was actually a damn cutie.
Its a known fact of the world. Fat, unattractive women are put on to this earth to bring down thin, attractive women.
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This is from Pauly D's facebook.
Ok I understand im Kinda a role Model now but Woahhhh !!!
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17269_1336382258054_1486032738_30935376_4693345_n.jpg)
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is next week the last episode?
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how could there be a conversation about who's the baddest reality brawler without mentioning j wow
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/wl3nrr.gif)
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/9/7/197dc645353e6e0c8ac25a407b0f92d1.gif)
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I just realized something when Wu Welsh posted that pic of CT. At least one of these crackas is gonna end up on the Gauntlet. How fucking awesome will that be? Can you imagine The Situation in there trying to get him some from a few of those seriously crazy bitches?
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the situation
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is next week the last episode?
Have you booked a reservation for a finale party yet? I have.
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i'm sad that it's time to close this chapter. I've heard rumors that they've already signed on to do another season with the same cast members. can you imagine next season? they have to go bigger and more violent. Snookie getting hit int the face with a grenade? the situation starts waiting outside the seaside heights middle school for easier prey? DJ Pauly D grows his hair an extra inch?
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Sitch at a middle school = mind blown
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and when i say snookie getting hit in the face with a grenade, i mean it in the way they use it on the show. as in someone throwing a full grown ugly woman at snookie's head.
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Video number 3.
http://gawker.com/5449073/jersey-shore-the-wild-animals-of-atlantic-city/gallery/
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so me and my friends were talking outside of a building and this chick asked if we wanted a smoke. we all declined and i thought she had entered the building so i asked outloud "was she wearing jwoww pants?". my friend replied with "shes right behind you" and then i look over and shes storming off. i bet she has never been dissed by such a loser, props to all da undadogs
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Video number 3.
http://gawker.com/5449073/jersey-shore-the-wild-animals-of-atlantic-city/gallery/
to be honest I was about to write that I'm over this show after trying to watch episode 7 but after this video I take that back
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ey bro lets go creep at the club
yeah bro lets go creep on some girls, lets go creepin
sick bro!
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You know, maybe I am missing the appeal of Seaside as a beachside getaway, but it seems like for a bunch of people at a beach house, they never go to the beach.
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no house music on the beach bro
gotta battle them beats!
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You know, maybe I am missing the appeal of Seaside as a beachside getaway, but it seems like for a bunch of people at a beach house, they never go to the beach.
Haha, nice observation. However, why do you need to go to the beach when you already look like an oompa loompa?
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You know, maybe I am missing the appeal of Seaside as a beachside getaway, but it seems like for a bunch of people at a beach house, they never go to the beach.
Haha, nice observation. However, why do you need to go to the beach when you already look like an oompa loompa?
Idunno, I always thought swimming in the ocean was nice.
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another hilarious thing I've found about the show is that though they live literally steps from the beach, they all drive out of there way almost every day to go tanning
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You know, maybe I am missing the appeal of Seaside as a beachside getaway, but it seems like for a bunch of people at a beach house, they never go to the beach.
Haha, nice observation. However, why do you need to go to the beach when you already look like an oompa loompa?
maybe im jumping to conclusions here and have a skewed perception from watching the toxic avenger, but is the ocean in that area any good to swim in? i just picture myself swimming beside a hunk of uranium and then just getting bummed. well, maybe if they figure how to do some nuclear fission they could use that uranium for tanning
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Meh, I'm sure you'd want to take a shower afterwards, but I don't think its unswimmable by any means.
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The water weight caused by the steroids in their bodies make it impossible for them to swim? Only float? Replace steroids for boobs and you might have an explanation for JWOW and Snooki.
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The water is fine but you would probably tan unevenly, have to go to the laundry twice that day and you don't build muscle lying on the sand.
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the real jersey shore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eqCBCUawKY
btw i havent watched the show since the 2nd episode.
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The water is fine but you would probably tan unevenly, have to go to the laundry twice that day and you don't build muscle lying on the sand.
HA!
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the real jersey shore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eqCBCUawKY
btw i havent watched the show since the 2nd episode.
The show gets better everyweek so your might wanna take advantage of one of mtv's daily jersey shore marathons and catch up
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He really is everyone
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/S1ZoRgsDeVI/AAAAAAAABpg/p-xKScJAy_E/s1600/MATTthe_situatio n.jpg[/img
close the bracket and close the gap between the o and the n to see it
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He really is everyone
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/S1ZoRgsDeVI/AAAAAAAABpg/p-xKScJAy_E/s1600/MATTthe_situatio n.jpg[/img
close the bracket and close the gap between the o and the n to see it
:)That blog is awesome! Is there any reason you didn't close the gap yourself? Did you want to drive more traffic to the blog? I wanted to quote it and make it visible and then I thought that maybe you had a reason because obviously you did it on purpose...
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Leave it to a promoter in Toronto to fail at the spelling.
(http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/_Global/img/events/13784_s550.jpg)
lol.
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I'm starting to think that dressing like a Guido might be like when people got obsessed with the 80s a couple years ago. At first, the 80s was funny and gay. Then before you know it, people were going crazy for high-tops, tight-pants, etc...
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Damn Ronnie on some math shit - "Me and sammie left the club at 4, we got there at 12 so it had been 5 hours"
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Damn Ronnie on some math shit - "Me and sammie left the club at 4, we got there at 12 so it had been 5 hours"
Not to mention the fact that it actually took him 3 shots to take that one guy out.
Seeing that dude go out in one blow makes me think that first dude that he kicked the shit out of was tough as nails. He took several direct hits to the head and still walked away from it.
also the link is likely split because of this picture: situation
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Damn Ronnie on some math shit - "Me and sammie left the club at 4, we got there at 12 so it had been 5 hours"
daylight savings time bro
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I'm starting to think that dressing like a Guido might be like when people got obsessed with the 80s a couple years ago. At first, the 80s was funny and gay. Then before you know it, people were going crazy for high-tops, tight-pants, etc...
Thats a little different though because at the same time sk8erz got popular too and people thought that's how skateboarders dressed (thanks Phagrell). Regardless though, let's hope things won't turn out the guido way.
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I'm starting to think that dressing like a Guido might be like when people got obsessed with the 80s a couple years ago. At first, the 80s was funny and gay. Then before you know it, people were going crazy for high-tops, tight-pants, etc...
the amount of 'guido themed parties' ive been seeing is absurd, eventually it wont even be a themed party and people will show up dressed like that to be "funny"
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Damn Ronnie on some math shit - "Me and sammie left the club at 4, we got there at 12 so it had been 5 hours"
yea, the picture is nic cage as the situation
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Damn Ronnie on some math shit - "Me and sammie left the club at 4, we got there at 12 so it had been 5 hours"
daylight savings time bro
lol at me bro. lol at me.
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we need to be up on some mortal kombat mirror match shit:
situation VS situation at the PIT!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eqCBCUawKY
unbelievable
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Did they dress awesome or what?
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the real jersey shore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eqCBCUawKY
btw i havent watched the show since the 2nd episode.
These people are our parents.
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http://upnorthtrips.com/post/346372546/complex-presents-jersey-shore-soundbaord
YOU ARE EXCLUDED FROM SURF N TURF NIGHT
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Last episode is on tonight!
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http://upnorthtrips.com/post/346372546/complex-presents-jersey-shore-soundbaord
YOU ARE EXCLUDED FROM SURF N TURF NIGHT
haha the only vinny one is the pink eye
some of you gentleman will get pranked called with this soundboard
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http://upnorthtrips.com/post/346372546/complex-presents-jersey-shore-soundbaord
YOU ARE EXCLUDED FROM SURF N TURF NIGHT
I randomly clicked a Sammi one and it was the "Yes, I had sex, like hello" one. I then randomly clicked a Ronnie one hoping for the magical follow-up, and, what do you know, "Yeah, we smushed" blessed my speakers.
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"don't let the spike hair fool you, like, i'm not a bitch" -DJ pauly D
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Angelina's ten minutes on the Reunion fucking kills it.
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its over...............................................
life will not be the same on thursdays anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm actually kind of depressed right now.
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So some people from my work pulled some pretty awesome shit last night.
They do this skit on the show where one girl mimics Snooki, bronzes herself, eats a pickle, etc.
They called up this douchey bar down the street called Lobby. They just wanted to shoot a skit there.
Well, turns out, the receptionist overheard fake-Snooki talking to the manager arranging the visit. By the time you knew it, every media blitz in Toronto found out. Every regular Canadian entertainment reporter was there. Entertainment Tonight, eTalk, etc. All those tabloid shows.
Well, they arrived to see our friend sitting there on a couch all brown, boobied, eating a pickle. The look of disappointment on their faces was hilarious.
Later, the owner said the press was actually really bummed out about seeing a fake Snooki. I guess a bunch of douchebags were even claming that they even saw Snooki. Most reporters actually stuck around in case she showed up later, and hoped our fake Snooki wasn't a joke being played on them.
Poor Canadian paparazzi. You are so not good at your job.
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all good things must come to an end. thank you all so much for contributing to this thread. i feel so honored that we never got kicked off the first 2 pages, it's a dream come true. ohh god, im getting teary eyed :-\ :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
ps. awkward moment with ronnie and sam on the wrap up show had me laughing for 5 minutes straight
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Angelina's ten minutes on the Reunion fucking kills it.
Although she's one of the biggest bitches I've ever witnessed.. I would.
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these are some pictures from our joisey shore partay tonight, my friend commro dressed up as snooks. gonna go to sleep since I dont wanna be hungover and tired tomorow...
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/tryoung1011/39f92a7a.jpg)
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/tryoung1011/71e6a254.jpg)
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/tryoung1011/4d60e243.jpg)
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That's funny as shit. Who's the guy at the bottom supposed to be?
Also can anyone get a clip of Pauly D's reaction when he got off that ride, and stalker girl appeared again?
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there was more drama in the aftershow than there was in the last episode. i couldn't stop laughing about her and ronnie breaking up over that video clip of her talking to the situation.
pauly is by far my favorite dude ever. best attitude ever.
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I love Pauly on the Aftershow. He catches himself almost being anti-semitic talking about the stalker.
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I was pretty bummed on Vinny's revenge "prank" to the situation... possibly the worst, most unfunny prank I've ever seen. Also, did you see how shitty those hot dogs that Vinny cooked looked.
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DJ Pauly D is amazing.
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I'd put money on Pauly D as the one who actually goes somewhere with this. He's already booked to be DJ'ing at Jet nightclub in Vegas tonight, and then after that he's the DJ for P Diddy's daughters super sweet 16. That's gotta mean something.
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Like honestly bro, if I didn't know you bro, I would have knocked you out a LONG time ago bro
-Big Ronnie Bro.
Actually gonna kind of miss this show. They should bring this cast back in for season 2. At the least (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg)
And Snooki must return
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^^^The same cast IS coming back for a second season.
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Calling they get lynched by one of the many many people they fought this season.
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BB, that is the greatest news to hear on my 21st birthday. Thank you. :-*
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DJ PAUL DEL VECCHIO MAKES ALL THE GIRLS PANTIES DROP!!!
ps. i could see the situation being a great politician. he lives for avoiding answering questions
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Calling they get lynched by one of the many many people they fought this season.
most of the people from jersey are pissed at how they are represented in this show. if they come back for a second season its gonna be utter madness. i cant wait.
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I doubt the second season is gonna have as epic fist pumping as the first time around
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as much as i enjoyed the first season, a second season is going to be awful. the entire cast is on some 15 minutes of fame shit, blown out. nails already in the coffin, drop that shit in a grave and bury it.
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In their defence, they're actually having fun doing this show. It's not like a Paris Hilton show where it's catering to a specific audience.
They're in on the joke, they go with it, and everyone watches. Now they know what people want, so I'm sure a second season will make the shore a trainwreck. This is what we want, right?
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show was fuckin transcendent--like jovantae's part in now 'n later.
start the Wenning on season 2 petition
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these are some pictures from our joisey shore partay tonight, my friend commro dressed up as snooks. gonna go to sleep since I dont wanna be hungover and tired tomorow...
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/tryoung1011/39f92a7a.jpg)
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/tryoung1011/71e6a254.jpg)
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/tryoung1011/4d60e243.jpg)
A buddy of mine threw a pretty epic looking Jersey Shore party that I couldn't make.
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs203.snc3/21039_308620974408_780004408_4631171_6837742_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs240.snc3/22758_173126019977_509784977_809868_4119409_n.jpg)
Dude in both pics in the video below, wish I could've gone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMUzqBglJoU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMUzqBglJoU)
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wow same cast is going to be pure madness, they're going to fight everywhere they go. my roommate whos from the shore says people are legitimately pissed down there they're really upset, i can imagine how they're going to react once they all show up there again this summer. and sammy and ronnie will def be broken up by next summer, which means ronnie is going to fight every dude that talks to sam next season.
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in the aftershow it was so funny how the girl who left kept trying to interject like she was there. one example i remember is her yelping out "oh, vinnie is king of the fist pumpers!" like what the fuck do you know, it's too late bitch
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Angelina? Yeah, she left on what, the second fucking episode? She has nothing to reunite about with them except how she was constantly yelling at the rest of them.
Would she be included in the new season? I really hope she ends up leaving again just to piss them off.
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fuck, i really hope she doesn't come back next season.
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Same here.
She was a mean bitch >:(
Women like her give relevance to spousal abuse.
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(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb141/keegzilla/snoop-dawg-mike-tyson-jersey-shore-.jpg)
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb141/keegzilla/rob.jpg)
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^^ Fucking hell.
Btw, is Dyrdek trying to deform his ears a la Phelps?
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And what is up with his sleeves?
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DJ Pauly D and The Sitch tearing it up in Vegas last night! Fuck I bet they get so much pussy right now. Ride that shit while it's hot baby.
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/59396916.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1264267255&Signature=qPX6tMNHaRK5D9uMYIP0R9U%2BJZ4%3D)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfUXuBaJ1E
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Killin it.
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The "Jersey Shore" kids didn't fall off the pizza delivery truck yesterday -- TMZ has learned they have rejected MTV's salary offer for Season 2.
Sources connected with the negotiation say MTV offered Snooki, Pauly D, "The Situation" and the others each a $10,000 signing bonus and $5,000 an episode.
We're told the cast rejected the offer and made it clear -- they were negotiating "Friends" style ... everyone would get the same amount and it had to be a lot higher than MTV's offer.
Sources say MTV came back and doubled the offer -- $10,000 an episode. The cast hasn't responded to the offer.
It's still a bargain. The season finale of "Jersey Shore" was off the charts with 4.8 million viewers.
And, with some members of "The Hills" scoring north of $100,000 an episode, the "Jersey Shore" kids, frankly, should be holding out for a hell of a lot more than $10k.
We've also learned MTV has a contractual hold on the cast for another year, so technically Snooki and company have no right to renegotiate -- but it's done all the time with hit shows.
An MTV spokesperson would not comment on the negotiations and said the network has not made a decision on bringing the show back for Season 2. We're also told MTV has received thousands of tapes from would-be Guidos and Guidettes.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0dbZe8Iwd
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please don't fuck this one up mtv
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goddamn it i already conan ripped away from, don't take the sitch away from too mtv
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im drewling over season 2 already. i can't wait to see how much weight sammie sweettard has gained in the off-season. meanwhile dj pauly d is taking over social networking sites and blowing out more minds.
i guess i'm going to some bar this weekend where vinnie, ronnie and snooks will be. a buddy of mine is running the show, so hopefully i can go early, bring my laptop and get a photo of ronnie reading this forum and using my account to gnar each of you. i say this, but in reality i will probably just drink too much and tell vinnie his shirts are awesome.
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you could always pick a fight with ronnie
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you could always pick a fight with ronnie
come at me bro! come at me bro!!
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may as well get your jammies on when you hear that because it's bed time
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Pay them fucking kids.
If those unentertaining douchebags(Keyword: UNENTERTAINING) from the Hills are getting 100k, each of these cats should be getting a million at the least.
MTV is making mad bank from this. They deserve more money bro.
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When this show started, I thought these people couldn't be more of a disappointing group of human beings. Now I love them. Bravo, MTV.
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I hope they at least come to par with the Hills or even better. Fuck I hate the hills, worst show ever. This is actually interesting because they are the most ridiculous people in the best way.
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Here's the solution:
Cancel The City.
Move everyone back to LA.
Cancel The Hills.
Move Spencer Pratt and Enzo to New Jersey.
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I saw this on Jwoww's tumblr page.
Arcade/Bar (n): Sort of like a Chuck E. Cheese for dudes.
Banana Clip (n): Hair accessory used by Snooki to prop up her poof.
Bartenders (n): People who do great things.
Battle (v): To dance to house music like an idiot.
Battlefield (n): Club dance floor.
Beat Up the Beat (v) Crazy fist-pumping while intoxicated.
Blow-Out (n): A hairstyle usually worn by guidos
that allows you to look as if you where just
electrocuted by your blowdryer.
BPB (n): Term used by Vinny meaning Basketball, Pool, Beach in reaction to the Situations boring GTL.
Broads (n): Females without class.
Bull Dogs (n): Girls the Situation brings home
Came Out of the Woodwork(n): To come from out of no where.
Chicken Cutlet Night; Ravioli Night; Surf-n-Turf
Night (n): Things Sammi is excluded from.
Come At Me Bro (v): - To instigate a fight
Coogah (n): Female that is at least 27 years old.
Creatures (n): Violent females, also referred to as “Zoo Animals”
Creep (v): To go out and pursue potential mates. Also used as “to go creepin” or “creep mode”
DJ Pauly D (n): Ya girls favorite DJ.
Doggin’ You Out (v): Looking at someone in a
confrontational manner.
Doorstop Toe (n): See “Fred Flinstone Toe.”
Duck Phone (n): A phone shaped like a duck that
completely confuses girls like Snooki, see “Snooki vs. Duck Phone” on YouTube.
Fist Pumping (n): A hand motion utilized by Jersey Shore males to show enthusiasm, especially when dancing to house music.
Freckles McGee (n): A girl who wants to go home instead of hooking up.
Fred Flintstone Toe (n): An insult that will undoubtedly piss off your drunk girlfriend; something Sammi has.
Gorilla (n): JWoww’s ultimate man, her “prince,” a juiced man, also see “Juice Head”
Gorilla Central (n) - A place where there are juiceheads everywhere.
Grenade (adj): A word used to describe the ugly friend.
Grenade Launchah (adj): A word used to describe the ugly fat friend.
GTL (n,v): Gym, Tan, Laundry; how they make the guidos.
Guido (n): A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely.
Guidette (n): Female counterpart of a guido; some of them look like post-op trannies.
Hate (v): To talk negatively about someone out of jealousy.
Haterade (n): The Situation’s signature concoction of milk, cheese, ranch dressing, mayonnaise and a dash of snicker’s pickle juice.
Heated (v): to get angry
“He’s” Back (n): A term used to describe a male returning to being single and being eligible to go out creeping.
Hippo (n): Drunk overweight female.
Hook up (v): To make out with someone.
“I’ll rock you, bitch!” (n:) Screamed as a battle call by an unwelcomed house guest; a variation of this call may be”i’ll rock your world!” See: “Grenade”
Jerry Springer (v): To fight with an unfaithful girl/guy, can be used as “jerry springer her/his ass”
Jerk Awf (n):An annoying person.
Juice Head (n): Someone, usually a hot, tan, male, who may or may not steroids in order to gain muscle mass, see “Juiced.”
Juiced (adj): So muscular that your arms start to look fat.
JWOWW (n): a Praying Mantis-like guidette, after
sex she will rip your head off;
(can be used as a verb- “to punch a male in the face”)
Kid (n): Any person, male or female, under 40.
Lobster (n): A sea creature that Snooki will not eat because ” it’s alive when you kill it”.
My Boy(s) (n): Good male friends that share a deep bond.
One Shot (v): A punch to the head that you can claim was self defense, also known as a sucker punch.
Pink Eye (n): What you get from putting a fat girl’s ass in your face.
Pouf (n): A hair style worn by guidettes that allows you to instantly grow 6 inches
Pound Her Out (n): Another term for sex.
Prehistoric Kindergarten (n): A time period where Sammi had a crush on The Situation.
Pukey Breath (n): Something that Sammi does not want breathed onto her.
Robbery (v): To think you stole your roomates girl only to find out you got their sloppy seconds.
Ron Ron Juice (n): Combination of watermelon juice, cherries, cranberry juice, and vodka,
Smush (v): To have sex.
Snooki (n): A small Chilean female adopted into a Italian family, also known as Snickers, Shnickers, Snookers, Party, sometimes referred to as Nicole Polizzi
(can be used as a verb- “to punch a girl in the face)
Stage 5 Clinger (n): A girl who follows you around watching your every movement, calls you until you are forced to put the phone off the hook, but won’t let you touch her until your married.
Straggler (n): A roommate with a hangover that almost makes you late for your first day at work.
Strike Three (n): The final strike before ending a relationship.
Stumpy Bastard (n): An insult used to describe your drunk boyfriend.
Tampons (n): Things you stuff up people’s noses in anger or rebellion.
“Thatsnotcoolthatsnotcoolthatsnotcool!” (n): Something you shout when you see your ex.
The Cop (n): A man you cant talk to or give your number to when your boyfriend is around.
The Situation (n): The ability to attract women by lifting your shirt; see Jerk Awf.
“This Is No Joke” (adj): A phrase said when someone is clearly overreacting over an event, usually used in conjunction when someone is traumatized. (See- “Traumatize”)
Trash Bags (n): Used in place of suitcases.
Traumatize (v): To push your girlfriend in order to keep her from instigating a fight.
Vibe (v): To establish an attraction to another person.
“You don’t even look Italian!” (adj): The insult to end all insults.
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(http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/12/04/images/20091204_jerseyshoreham_560x290.jpg)
“Jenni Farley aka JWoWW was twenty-one years old when she moved from rural upstate New York to New York City. Since Jenni was seventeen she was interested in computer programming, and spent 3 years studying it. After fulfilling her desire to be a computer programmer, Jenni realized she had a passion for fine arts and graphic design. Shortly after finishing 4 years of study at a local university she opened her own graphic design business, Jenni Farley Designs Inc. In early 2008 Jenni was appointed vice president of marketing for the well known social networking website IgnitionNation.com.” — JWOWW.com
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HAM!
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I'm in class on my laptop now and the
"Come at me bro!"
Made me burst out laughing.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhNkMV4Av5A&feature=PlayList&p=1344D9F503C036C1&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1
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yes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtldzehz_sw
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shit, Laguna BEACH, Jersey SHORE
and it all starts there...
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can you imagine Ronnie knocking out spencer pratt and leaving him lying cold on the boardwalk?
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can you imagine ronnie knocking out enzo and leaving him on the boardwalk?
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I just watched the re-union last night after work.
Highlights:
Pauly D talking about Jews.
Ronnie and Sammi breaking up again.
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I have ronnie and snooki coming to bars near me in two weeks. Should I go hit on a gremlin, or should I go try to fight ronnie? Idk bro.
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So assuming they don't sign a low ball deal with MTV... Just what if.
Snooki - Already a correspondent for this weekend's Grammy's. She'll be walking the red carpet with Ellen Degeneres. America will view her as the next people's champ and she'll be doing fine.
JWoww - Already set with a digital background. Could possibly pose for Playboy (supposedly been offered).
Vinnie - Apparently ready to take on law school should the fame die soon. He's still young. He just applied to Yale and Harvard (unlikely), but a 3.9 GPA isn't bad.
Sitch & Pauly D - Will be rich and famous through work out videos, guest appearances, clubbing, and of course having the same manager as Britney Spears.
Ronnie & Sammie - Breaking up and getting back together.
Angelina - homeless.
So all in all, lack of Season 2 doesn't seem to be the worst case scenario. These dudes just made it big.
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There's a serious void in my life now that the show's over.
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i wrote a letter to mtv today to encourage them to invite ronnie, situation and jwoww onto the next real world challenge/gauntlet/inferno/ruins. i really hope to see a ronnie vs ct show down. i really REALLY hope for a jwoww vs. every chick in the house showdown.
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i really REALLY hope for a jwoww vs. every chick in the house masacre.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeal_d6k2d8
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i dont think jersey shore is affiliated with the real world. at the end of real world shows they always have this bunim/murray logo pop up and i dont remember seeing it come up in the credits
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeal_d6k2d8
I was just about to post this after convincing myself for days it HAD to have already been posted up here. Whatever, its hilarious
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeal_d6k2d8
I was just about to post this after convincing myself for days it HAD to have already been posted up here. Whatever, its hilarious
I did post it a couple weeks ago, but I don't think anyone saw it. I hope everyone's had the chance to see it by now, those kids were flickin' cute.
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i dont think jersey shore is affiliated with the real world. at the end of real world shows they always have this bunim/murray logo pop up and i dont remember seeing it come up in the credits
i'm glad it isn't tied in with the real world. have you watched the dc season yet? yawwwwn
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(http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/01/0126%20JWoww/gallery_main/gallery_main-0126_jwoww_01.jpg)
fake tits are so regular
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(http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/images/faces/wank.gif)
Only bad thing is she smokes cigs. I hate dat cigarette breathe
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I'm feeling really traumatized reading this stuff.. like honestly, SLAP pals, like stop
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No Reed. You stop.
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No Reed. You stop.
Stop what? You traumatized me tonight, Chris.
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I watched this last night, and maybe because I was hiiiiigh on weeeeeeed, but I thought it was pretty funny
http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/video/clips/replacing-jay/1197893/
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I watched this last night, and maybe because I was hiiiiigh on weeeeeeed, but I thought it was pretty funny
http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/video/clips/replacing-jay/1197893/
Why the fuck are you watching the Jay Leno show?
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I watched this last night, and maybe because I was hiiiiigh on weeeeeeed, but I thought it was pretty funny
http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/video/clips/replacing-jay/1197893/
agreed. cannot watch.
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13 hours of travelling, I finally made it.
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore10.jpg)
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore33.jpg)
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13 hours of travelling, I finally made it.
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore10.jpg)
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore33.jpg)
I see the house is for rent! who wants to move in with me and film an unofficial second season? drunken brawling will be mandatory...
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13 hours of travelling, I finally made it.
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore10.jpg)
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore33.jpg)
I see the house is for rent! who wants to move in with me and film an unofficial second season? drunken brawling will be mandatory...
haha, just have all the slap pals rent it, should be a good one.....
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I'd put Ahlee and Boston in charge of casting...
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it's the new graceland
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I'd put Ahlee and Boston in charge of casting...
Just make it an all massachusetts cast, we all talk funny
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There was a news crew when I walked out. I said I travelled all the way from Toronto to see it.
This link might not work.
http://news12.com/articleDetail.jsp?articleId=242777&position=4&news_type=news&rand=40333804
But if you got to the news place's main page, they have Jersey Shore in the Top Stories scrolling up.
http://news12.com/index.jsp
I don't think I'm in it until tomorrow, but she mentions Canada today.
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13 hours of travelling, I finally made it.
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore10.jpg)
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore33.jpg)
I see the house is for rent! who wants to move in with me and film an unofficial second season? drunken brawling will be mandatory...
haha, just have all the slap pals rent it, should be a good one.....
One in a million: jersey shore.
And BB, I salute you for following your dreams.
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my roommate has now promised to take to me karma this summer, i hope its everything i imagine it to be
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I saw the local liquor store, and I said I travelled 13 hours to see the house. The guy asked if all Canadians travelled like this. I said yes.
I also tried to pay with loonies and toonies, and he thought I was a millionaire.
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i think i might make a pilgrimage to karma this summer. i'm a yellow belt in beatin up the beat, and i need more practice.
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i heard theres a picture of snookie naked on the internet or something according to the local radio
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13 hours of travelling, I finally made it.
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore10.jpg)
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore33.jpg)
I see the house is for rent! who wants to move in with me and film an unofficial second season? drunken brawling will be mandatory...
haha, just have all the slap pals rent it, should be a good one.....
And BB, I salute you for following your dreams.
I would love to see the Jersey Shore pro guests for that One in a million: Ronnie, Paulie, Guy who punched snookie and Fred Gall.
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I heard on the radio here, they're considering sending these guys to the Hamptons for season 2.
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13 hours of travelling, I finally made it.
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore10.jpg)
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore33.jpg)
Snowing at the shore? Now that's the Situation.
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13 hours of travelling, I finally made it.
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore10.jpg)
(http://itsapiratethang.com/files/shore33.jpg)
PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I heard on the radio here, they're considering sending these guys to the Hamptons for season 2.
That would be amazing. Those incredibly wealthy white people would be scared shit-less.
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if i was on this show it would be way better
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saw ed hardy vodka at the store today. laughed.
NO!!!??! They make that??.......bro............
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I was at the Bruins vs Canadians game tonight and at one point the whole section to the left of me all started yelling "LETS GO SNOOKIE" and sure enough there's a short gremlin who looked exactly like snookers screaming at a Habs fan then proceeded to throw her beer at him and got escorted out, kicking and screaming by cops
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to give everybody an update on my snookie, ronnie and vinnie encounter:
vinnie and ronnie didnt show up. neither did i. i made my girlfriend go and get snookie to sign a big justin brock foam finger with the finger folded down into a fist. i guess snookie refused to do autographs and photos with individuals. i guess snooks in real life is much uglier and bitchier in person. living the dream.
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I heard on the radio here, they're considering sending these guys to the Hamptons for season 2.
That would be amazing. Those incredibly wealthy white people would be scared shit-less.
the hamptons would never be the same after a fist pumping assualt of this magnitude
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I heard on the radio here, they're considering sending these guys to the Hamptons for season 2.
That would be amazing. Those incredibly wealthy white people would be scared shit-less.
the hamptons would never be the same after a fist pumping assualt of this magnitude
It would be nice to see the rich ass grenades get put in their place
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no joke, those bitches wouldn't know what hit em
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I heard on the radio here, they're considering sending these guys to the Hamptons for season 2.
That would be amazing. Those incredibly wealthy white people would be scared shit-less.
the hamptons would never be the same after a fist pumping assualt of this magnitude
It would be nice to see the rich ass grenades get put in their place
actually the hamptons get pretty guido too, not to the degree that the shore does but you'd be suprise how many fist pumper clubs they have out there in the summer, it's not all champagne and country clubs out there(though most of it is)
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SOUNDS RIGHT UP MOST OF YOU FAGS' ALLEY
OR BUTTS I SHOULD SAY
DILDO LINED ORFICES FOR DAYS KID
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was growing up gotti set in the hamptons?
those boys we're the og guido supremo
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Yea the Hamptons are a more upscale guido spot.
But guido's abound none-the-less.
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if i was on this show it would be way better
this
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the real jersey shore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eqCBCUawKY
btw i havent watched the show since the 2nd episode.
These people are our parents.
would. every one of them.
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Yea the Hamptons are a more upscale guido spot.
But guido's abound none-the-less.
When I think "upscale" in terms of places like that hamptons, I think trashy. Think about it, Ed Hardy, expensive nightclubs, feeling above doing manual labor and quitting your job and leaving vacation early because you refuse to do it. These people are spoiled rich kids with no class or tact. The hamptons would be perfect for them.
I've never understood why people assume money makes you act classy or tactful, usually it goes the other way.
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So I'm still in New York, and the only thing I'm looking for is that Ed Hardy vodka. I don't want to find it at a duty free store. I need to find it in a bodega.
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I guess she's become an internet meme.
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snooki-shop-crasher-meme2-4.jpg)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n246/attahand/snooki-shop-crasher-meme-71.jpg)
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Ok, apparently some guy posted this Snooki PNG on his blog http://seanahern.tumblr.com/post/371160792 and is encouraging people to photoshop her. I'm sure many of you can do some good ones so get to it.
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxc90xxEcI1qz71h6o1_400.png)
The Chive has some good ones so far.
http://thechive.com/2010/02/05/snooki-bomber-photoshop-meme-23-photos-and-growing/
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snookie-bombs-more-5.jpg?w=500&h=675)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snookie-more-1.jpg?w=500&h=277)
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That last pic will haunt me for nights.
Jersey News threw in my audition.
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1275320136456&ref=mf
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I'd put Ahlee and Boston in charge of casting...
Just make it an all massachusetts cast, we all talk funny
I don't have the accent, but my drinking name's Saucy Ragú.. that's pretty Italian I'd say.
And good on ya BB, I'm so jealous you went.
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This just popped up in my facebook feed.
Seriously. Try not to smile when you see this.
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs158.snc3/18563_1274131486645_1030652032_30798625_3497370_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs158.snc3/18563_1274131526646_1030652032_30798626_1864210_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs158.snc3/18563_1274131566647_1030652032_30798627_7538736_n.jpg)
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I'm proud of you, BB
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this Bill Simmons "podcast" (the one on the page below from 1/26) about the show is kind of funny...they discuss CT vs. Ronnie as well as the possibility of a JS/"The Challenge" crossover:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=2864045
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Until next season, I would like to conclude with this facebook photo on Pauly D's account and behold... the comments section.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31011401&id=1486032738
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this Bill Simmons "podcast" (the one on the page below from 1/26) about the show is kind of funny...they discuss CT vs. Ronnie as well as the possibility of a JS/"The Challenge" crossover:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=2864045
that would be unfucking believable.seeing that would be tv gold.
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Until next season, I would like to conclude with this facebook photo on Pauly D's account and behold... the comments section.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31011401&id=1486032738
Does that chick have two sets of boobs stacked on top of eachother?
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i live 15 minutes from seaside and i can honestly say going there sucks in the summer, too many douches. watching the drunk guys fight the cops is funny though
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im still throwing jersey shore parties. one tomorrow night. i'm going to supercuts to get my blowout freshened up at lunch, and i got a perfect CK allover print V-neck. so hyped.
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im still throwing jersey shore parties. one tomorrow night. i'm going to supercuts to get my blowout freshened up at lunch, and i got a perfect CK allover print V-neck. so hyped.
Dude, I think you are just slowly becoming a guido. Happened to me with the word hella. Hated it, used it mockingly, suddenly it got less mocking and more regular, before you knew it I hella loved that word.
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i might be mid-stage in my metamorphosis right now. is this the feeling a caterpillar gets before it turns into a butterfly, or rather the feeling a productive person gets before alcoholism?
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im still throwing jersey shore parties. one tomorrow night. i'm going to supercuts to get my blowout freshened up at lunch, and i got a perfect CK allover print V-neck. so hyped.
You aren't even using it properly...
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so i am going through this thread because i finally watched all the episodes online and i'm only at page 10. but i had to point out that no one on this thread, so far in the ten pages, noticed when snooks gets punched the guy standing next to her also gets punched. meaning the situation they were in was in fact a double punch situation.
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im still throwing jersey shore parties. one tomorrow night. i'm going to supercuts to get my blowout freshened up at lunch, and i got a perfect CK allover print V-neck. so hyped.
What the fuck do you know? Hella can be used in hella ways.
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breaking news
...kind of
season 2 starts filming in Miami in May
http://www.movieline.com/2010/02/exclusive-second-season-of-jersey-shore-to-shoot-in-south-beach.php
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breaking news
...kind of
season 2 starts filming in Miami in May
http://www.movieline.com/2010/02/exclusive-second-season-of-jersey-shore-to-shoot-in-south-beach.php
Glory hallelujah I'm so happy.
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How are you going to have Jersey Shore NOT at the Jersey Shore? I mean, Im glad theyre not coming back being from Jersey, but thats kind of stupid.
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They announced that Jersey Shore season 2 will take place back at Seaside Heights, again. I guess they started filming it in Miami and then shifted it back to Jersey. Maybe somebody got killed and they switch locations. I think that happened on a season of the Real World once.
In other news, they're starting a 'Persian' show about the same thing...so any Slap heads that are 'persian', get the fuck on that show please.
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They announced that Jersey Shore season 2 will take place back at Seaside Heights, again. I guess they started filming it in Miami and then shifted it back to Jersey. Maybe somebody got killed and they switch locations. I think that happened on a season of the Real World once.
In other news, they're starting a 'Persian' show about the same thing...so any Slap heads that are 'persian', get the fuck on that show please.
Stoked because that means insanely hot Persian girls.
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this is lesbos
(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/media/images/1106/1106_kicked_persian.jpg)
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In other news, they're starting a 'Persian' show about the same thing...so any Slap heads that are 'persian', get the fuck on that show please.
shouldn't be hard for toronto pals
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/tfr/1684854396.html
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If I hit the gym and the tanning bed real hard, do you think I could pass for a Persian prince?
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this is lesbos
(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/media/images/1106/1106_kicked_persian.jpg)
Les Bo
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If I hit the gym and the tanning bed real hard, do you think I could pass for a Persian prince?
more like a Persian ponce
(http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-master.gif)
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They announced that Jersey Shore season 2 will take place back at Seaside Heights, again. I guess they started filming it in Miami and then shifted it back to Jersey. Maybe somebody got killed and they switch locations. I think that happened on a season of the Real World once.
In other news, they're starting a 'Persian' show about the same thing...so any Slap heads that are 'persian', get the fuck on that show please.
Wow. before I wasn't sure if Mtv was blatantly stereotyping different ethnicities, and thought maybe the Italian thing just coincidentally goes with some sort of popular subculture. Now I am certain. Mtv is racist and is just making fun of minorities.
And if I am not confused it was the Real World Chicago where a person was shot, and came to the doorstep of the real world house, begging for help and medical attention. The producers didn't want to deal with it, so they locked the guy out and ignored him. He ended up dying on the doorstep.
Another example of Mtv acting trashy was when they decided to do a fraternity show at University of California, Santa Cruz. I went to school there and I can confidently say that there was pretty much no greek life on the campus at the time. So somehow the one frat on campus gets mtv to come. Obviously, in a school where there are virtually no frats or sororities, the only people who join them are losers who can't find friends the way everybody else does. So they convince MTV that they are super wild and all that and mtv comes. Overall, the whole thing is a failure. They try to have a crazy frat party to kick the show off, and somehow the entire homeless population of Santa Cruz found out about the free beer to whoever came, and blew out the party. After failure after failure like this, they want to show how badass they are, and in order to impress the mtv cameras they stole a 15 year old koi fish from a pond on campus, killed it, and ate it. Santa Cruz was a hippy school, so everybody flips out about the incident. Somehow word gets out about what happens. The kids involved get arrested, and MTV is ordered, after fighting it, to hand over the footage of the incident. I knew one of the kids from a politics class I took, he was a right wing douchebag similar personally to Dr. Newton. He made a statement to the press saying he was falsely accused and planned to sue the university after this all was done for falsely accusing him and for defamation of character. Well, when mtv finally handed over the tape, he claerly had no right to sue.
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do you really think creating a show that documents a sub-culture is being rascist? how documenting persian club scene in some area any different than documenting the rap scene in houston? they aren't creating these groups, only filming what they do and whether it's funny or not is left up to interpretation.
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do you really think creating a show that documents a sub-culture is being rascist? how documenting persian club scene in some area any different than documenting the rap scene in houston? they aren't creating these groups, only filming what they do and whether it's funny or not is left up to interpretation.
If it was just one group, no. But what makes me feel like it is racist is that apparently each of these series is based upon documenting groups of people from one ethnicity or another, finding the shittiest examples of them as possible, and putting them on the air so everybody else can laugh at them.
If specific cultures weren't picked out like Italian or Persian, it would be one thing. So if it was like "bros at the beach" or "douchebags at the club" I wouldn't be offended. What this persian thing looks like is MTV execs thinking "They laughed at the wops, they'll definitely laugh at the camel jockeys." Its just the way they seem to be doing it.
Also, covering the rap scene in houston is different than mocking black culture in Houston. That's what I think the difference is.
Overall, I'm not crying for the Italians of Persians. Worse incidences of racism have occurred in this world, but I think its obvious that MTV is bringing the minstrel show to new groups of minorities, and its just another example of how lame they are.
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july 29 let's do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thpfD2l0EJQ
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Stoked for this
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july 29 let's do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thpfD2l0EJQ
So glad Angelina's back, she was the bitchiest and the finest of them. And if that was her who gave J-Woww that shiner, kudos. Can't waaaaiiiittt! I wish BB would come back just to talk about this though. :-\
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thpfD2l0EJQ
So glad Angelina's back, she was the bitchiest and the finest of them. And if that was her who gave J-Woww that shiner, kudos. Can't waaaaiiiittt! I wish BB would come back just to talk about this though. :-\
She don't never look better than J-Woww
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i feel like such a shithead for being from nj and actually being psyched to see this new one
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i feel like such a shithead for being from nj
Sorry. Too easy.
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july 29 let's do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thpfD2l0EJQ
I'm not sure I can handle another season. I do like how Ronnie can't help but use metaphors about shit and garbage when talking about his relationship with women though.
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Wait, so BB focused? When did this happen? Did he post a reason or just bail?
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It was shortly after the Vicky debacle, I don't know if he posted about it or anything though.
And now we can't even get past the trailer without an acronym. MVP is the new GTL.
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As long as J Woww is there with those big ol' fake titties, I'll be watching.
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saw this on quartersnacks, psyched
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wow. mad soon. it's a rap. never leaving the couch
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ahhahah no way, i was thinkin it was goin to premiere only in the end of the year
this is going to be awesome
jwow, sweetsammy, sneackers, angelina.. common, you cant help but to loveem
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watching this only because of angelina.
id fuck the brains out of that obnoxious bitch
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i can't wait to se all the fights and i'm hyped that Ronnie's on the loose. nothin' but background creepin' on bitch-ass Sammi Sweetheart!
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Oooo fuck, this is going to be insane. Looks like Ronnie's been on the chemical supplement diet, shed a few pounds. ( I mean cocaine!)
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or he slowed down on the other chemical diet (I mean steroids!)
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yeah im glad angie's back too. you know, she could star some porn video
shes pure agressive sex.. angelina would make great anal gape and gag bj scenes!
and did you see paulie reppin a love park tee at 0:37? it reminded me some fool rockin a thrasher tee in a gossip girl episode years ago
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It's just a variation of this guys design, not skate related...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Indiana
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or he slowed down on the other chemical diet (I mean steroids!)
Come on, what's more probable? He got semi-famous and quit doing steroids, or he got semi-famous and starting doing a lot more blow?
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or he slowed down on the other chemical diet (I mean steroids!)
Come on, what's more probable? He got semi-famous and quit doing steroids, or he got semi-famous and starting doing a lot more blow?
Good point.
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words cannot describe my excitement for this
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:28 of that trailer
Pauly repping LOVE shirt.
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I wish they would drop Boosh in that show.
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http://www.brightonbeachshow.com/
Should be good...
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http://www.brightonbeachshow.com/
Should be good...
hahahh what a finding man! them russians sure are some crazy folks
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so hyped, the new trailer looks awesome. vinnie slaying all the ho's and lots of cat fights and grenades.
it's on tomorrow? is that right?
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If you guys are talking about the Miami or Florida version of the Jersey Shore, I've been watching it and its so funny. None of the guys can get any pussy because all the chicks watched the first season on tv. So the Jersey Shore guys just bitch and complain and make fun of each other for not bringing home a 10.
And if they do bring home girls they just eat pizza and talk. hahaha it's a fail every night for those guys, its fucking great.
edit: I don't know what I've been watching
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I want to borrow your time machine.
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http://www.brightonbeachshow.com/
Should be good...
Im totally auditioning.
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If you guys are talking about the Miami or Florida version of the Jersey Shore, I've been watching it and its so funny. None of the guys can get any pussy because all the chicks watched the first season on tv. So the Jersey Shore guys just bitch and complain and make fun of each other for not bringing home a 10.
And if they do bring home girls they just eat pizza and talk. hahaha it's a fail every night for those guys, its fucking great.
edit: I don't know what I've been watching
I laughed so hard. It sounds like you actually did see it though.
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If you guys are talking about the Miami or Florida version of the Jersey Shore, I've been watching it and its so funny. None of the guys can get any pussy because all the chicks watched the first season on tv. So the Jersey Shore guys just bitch and complain and make fun of each other for not bringing home a 10.
And if they do bring home girls they just eat pizza and talk. hahaha it's a fail every night for those guys, its fucking great.
edit: I don't know what I've been watching
I laughed so hard. It sounds like you actually did see it though.
It kinda does, though I would imagine the girls at the clubs they go to probably give it up more since they are famous.
Jersey Shore dreams?
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http://www.thedailytechnews.com/jersey-shore-season-2-premiere-july-29-2010-0958.html (http://www.thedailytechnews.com/jersey-shore-season-2-premiere-july-29-2010-0958.html)
Angelina doesn't last long, and a new mystery guidette will be introduced.
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Angelina doesn't last long, and a new mystery guidette will be introduced.
I read an article on that in the New York Herald while I was on break today, her name's Deena Nicole Cortese. She's going to be on Season 3 though, and she's a friend of Snooki's. Here's a funny link. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/28/new-jersey-shore-cast-member-new-jersey-native-uses-n-word/ (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/28/new-jersey-shore-cast-member-new-jersey-native-uses-n-word/) I think she's going to kill it, if she isn't already.
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Angelina doesn't last long, and a new mystery guidette will be introduced.
I read an article on that in the New York Herald while I was on break today, her name's Deena Nicole Cortese. She's going to be on Season 3 though, and she's a friend of Snooki's. Here's a funny link. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/28/new-jersey-shore-cast-member-new-jersey-native-uses-n-word/ (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/28/new-jersey-shore-cast-member-new-jersey-native-uses-n-word/) I think she's going to kill it, if she isn't already.
Why does that article have a link to the definition of cheerleader?
It should have had a link to that chicks slutty photos.
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People like these are why the world hates the US, and I love it. it's about time the situation picture starts to pop up when we say the situation again.
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what's with the situation thinking he has good abs? they seriously look like this:
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it's about time the situation picture starts to pop up when we say the situation again.
mods?
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I did not appreciate the removal of the filters in the first place.
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+1 vote on the pictures thing. We need that shit.
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i pray to the situation at night.
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"we're washing clothes in the sink like pilgrims in the '20s."
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If you guys are talking about the Miami or Florida version of the Jersey Shore, I've been watching it and its so funny. None of the guys can get any pussy because all the chicks watched the first season on tv. So the Jersey Shore guys just bitch and complain and make fun of each other for not bringing home a 10.
And if they do bring home girls they just eat pizza and talk. hahaha it's a fail every night for those guys, its fucking great.
edit: I don't know what I've been watching
I laughed so hard. It sounds like you actually did see it though.
Jersey Shore dreams?
I was watching the Jersey Shore marathon and during the commercial breaks they were playing the teaser for the next season. So it kinda just blurred all together.
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"we're washing clothes in the sink like pilgrims in the '20s."
fav quote of the episode
i loved how they kept ripping on that southern guy in the diner
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+2 vote on the pictures thing. We need that shit.
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ronnie keeps hooking up with them grenades
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ronnie keeps hooking up with them grenades
there are grenades, then there are landmines . . .
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Fuck I love this, the situation's facial expressions when people turn their backs is on par with Jim from The Office's. Dude is fucking quote machine.
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i nearly turned it off when he said that. nearly.
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gonna watch it right now... so stoked hahah
reiew's coming within an hour
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so glad angelinas back.. she definitly spice shit up!
and what about terminology explanations... this quote brent posted is golden.
The episode was about average though. At least it has set things up for a pontencial awesome second one!
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"we're washing clothes in the sink like pilgrims in the '20s."
fav quote of the episode
"this here wet clothes. where you want me to put thase?"
my favorite one.. hahah gotta love snooks
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sloppy joe has some roid rage.
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It was rad that situation and pauly d went and lit off all those fireworks
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It was rad that situation and pauly d went and lit off all those fireworks
yeah dude.. got stoked on that, ill buy some someday
theres this annual celebration THE WAR OF SWORDS in a small town called Cruz das Almas (cross of the souls) down here in brazil. People get pretty crazy with fireworks! they battle with fireworksabers and dozens of peoples get burn every year.. its a dope event though
check it out.. shit gets real at night!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jQFSrbVi2k&feature=related
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who AAA call when AAA git stuck?
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Just another road trip with the guyz. I cant wait to see that episode where snook unintentionally suplexes Angelina. I thought they had a strict "No hitting housemates" policy on these shows, but apparently the bitches can slap/hack their way through the whole cast this season.
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I liked the shot of the girls fighting in the taxi and then the cameras switched over to the chill ass boy car for a second.
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i can't believe the situation answers the phone and makes orders and 'The Situation'. it was funny when the guy on the other end was like "What?".
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lmfao @ the situation with that chick with no panties
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Just another road trip with the guyz. I cant wait to see that episode where snook unintentionally suplexes Angelina. I thought they had a strict "No hitting housemates" policy on these shows, but apparently the bitches can slap/hack their way through the whole cast this season.
It seems like they're pretty lax on it when its one of the main reasons people watch the show. You guys remember "Making Da Band", they used to get into serious brawls all the time. Matter of fact they should make a challenge show "Jersey Shore vs. Da Band", it would be the greatest spectacle of all time, just imagine snooki going toe to toe with babs, sitch vs. dylan, oh man it would be great.
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"the hay-a aint movin my dude"
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"J Wow I seen her at the gym, and shes throwin out combos ok, Ive also got a little taste of a smack myself"
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Situation just keeps dropping mysterious riddles on everybody. "Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck", "This ain't the shirt. This is the shirt before the shirt."
The closest any of them have gotten to getting laid, was when snooks touched the meat in the refridgerator. They better speed this up and show a suplex by episode three.
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i laughed so hard when the dude called and angelina picked up and he was like "angelina died?!"
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newest episode was kind of boring minus the obvious gems of quotes.. i honestly hope things pick up here.
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"We're promoting a grenade-free America"
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newest episode was kind of boring minus the obvious gems of quotes.. i honestly hope things pick up here.
That was a great skater to skater update, moving on, fuck Jersey Shore. Even though I wanna watch every episode, that post makes me stoked I was actually doing something than watching Jersey Shore. And what was I doing? Telling people about my new favorite tv show. It really is a National Geographic on kooks, and if they're not getting laid and things aren't getting better for them, that sounds like the episodes are getting better! Hopefully they start smoking weed and lurking the internet, and get in a sticky situation.
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i'm just saying...they are kinda being a dick to angelina...shit's boring too
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Is Angelina there?
No, she died.
:D
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newest episode was kind of boring minus the obvious gems of quotes.. i honestly hope things pick up here.
They pretty much have to. The previews for the season have shown a bunch of the girl fights, I have to figure shit's going down in the next episode.
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newest episode was kind of boring minus the obvious gems of quotes.. i honestly hope things pick up here.
They pretty much have to. The previews for the season have shown a bunch of the girl fights, I have to figure shit's going down in the next episode.
I wouldn't be surprised if that happened, and if Angelina is the main problem since no one likes her.
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I was not dissappointed with the show thus far. great stuff left and right.
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It's on....
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Pauly ds disgust when Angelina told him she loves him and thinks about him everyday was classic. ARE YOU TOUCHING ME
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all the girls on this show - regular.
all the guys on this show - hilarious.
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damn, a new episode just premiered tonight and not one comment about it? the hype has sure died down :'(
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There wasn't a lot to talk about with yesterday's. I'm fucking blown away it took Mike, Vinny and Pauly this long to figure out their initials were MVP. Now that they got it though, I'm stoked.
Angelina tripped out when she saw JWow come outside. Amazing to see her change her story when she thought an ass beating was almost certain.
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someone needs to make a gif of mike when he takes his glasses off after angie said she didnt hit pauly or whatever.
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Angelina is batshit crazy... And on a side note, on last week episode when she went coo coo Pauly said something like "me and Situation did hook up with her but no feelings..." Did I miss something? They're rooming with her so did they tag-teamed her or something???
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The Jacuzzi part has fuckin hilarious. The fake titty thing was just floating in the water and then they played catch with it. That girl looked pretty bummed.
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Angelina is batshit crazy... And on a side note, on last week episode when she went coo coo Pauly said something like "me and Situation did hook up with her but no feelings..." Did I miss something? They're rooming with her so did they tag-teamed her or something???
Iirc, it happened before she left in the first season...
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jwoww's tits really do defy gravity
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Vinny banged Snooki, don't know what to think of that.
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Angelina is batshit crazy... And on a side note, on last week episode when she went coo coo Pauly said something like "me and Situation did hook up with her but no feelings..." Did I miss something? They're rooming with her so did they tag-teamed her or something???
Iirc, it happened before she left in the first season...
i think in the first episode they said it happened between seasons
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someone needs to make a gif of mike when he takes his glasses off after angie said she didnt hit pauly or whatever.
By far the funniest part. I lost it
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God, those fucking Jersey shore kids claiming to black out every time they act like asses. I fucking hate people like that. LAst week Ronnie, this week Angelina.
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I forgot the highlight of tonight was the MVP tribe ditching Angelina. Waiting until she literally turned around and they sprinted out the door.
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didn't know anyone else said "DTF"...my friend used to say that shit a lot like 15 years ago
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pretty boring show unless you're actually entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis
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pretty boring show unless you're actually entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis
I am entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis. I call it SLAP.
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pretty boring show unless you're actually entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis
SLAP > Jersey Shore.
I come here for all my stupid shit entertainment.
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god damn.... he is a good actor.
who are these fast-dealing cameramen mtv's got? usually the guys float around, 3 at a time, just making sure you can see faces. the fact that this guy knew the EXACT moment in which to zoom in onto a facial expression? i mean im not questioning the reality of this reality tv but that takes a fucking trigger finger to match real-life unscripted events with the zooming of a camera lens so well.
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pretty boring show unless you're actually entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis
I come here for all my stupid shit entertainment.
SLAP + jersey shore is amazing. I probably wouldn't watch the show at all if it weren't for this thread. I think when I watch the show I catch about a quarter of the stupid shit they say. I come here for the rest and commentary.
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grenade free foundation
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greatest show ever. just keeps getting better and better. i was pretty much in tears for this whole last episode.
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PERFECT.
The scene when Vinny & Snooki compliment each other in the kitchen, then Pauly D's closing comments on the exchange, "Who knows?" was a perfectly executed scene. Mike & Pauly surprised me with their mature approach to handling the Angelina thing, then of course they tried to grill a plastic tit. I think a movie would be fucking amazing. Have them go to Tokyo or something, take it global.
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PERFECT.
The scene when Vinny & Snooki compliment each other in the kitchen, then Pauly D's closing comments on the exchange, "Who knows?" was a perfectly executed scene. Mike & Pauly surprised me with their mature approach to handling the Angelina thing, then of course they tried to grill a plastic tit. I think a movie would be fucking amazing. Have them go to Tokyo or something, take it global.
It is comments like these that make me watch the show just to read this thread.
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shits getting pretty boring...nothing's really happening...they work in fucking ice shop and ronnie and sam like/don't like each other???
i also hate it when they call him ron
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" We Got Grenades Man " Jersey Shore - Season 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcDhyUNvuhg#)
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it sucks i have to come here every week and revive this thread. :( shit's getting a lil stale to me in all honesty. the guys aren't picking up any girls at all (as far as i've seen, they haven't even hooked-up once.) the sammi-ronnie drama is getting so old that i fast forward their bullshit when i tivo this mess. the clubbing and gellato shop is boring me a bit. i want angelina or some of the girls to fist fight already. then i notice that they've been building up the moment where sammi sweetheart finds out about ronnie's creepage for the last 3 episodes now and still, we get nothing. i like situation's maturity (with how to handle angelina from last week's episode/how he's always down to prepare a big family meal for eveyone) and that they're trying to give angelina a chance, BUT the build up to the big sammi reveal is getting rediculous. my favorite part of the whole episode is when they're all playing that questions game and sammi goes "what the fuck is this? who wrote this? which guy in the house would take a dump on my chest?" instant classic!!
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it sucks i have to come here every week and revive this thread. :( shit's getting a lil stale to me in all honesty. the guys aren't picking up any girls at all (as far as i've seen, they haven't even hooked-up once.) the sammi-ronnie drama is getting so old that i fast forward their bullshit when i tivo this mess. the clubbing and gellato shop is boring me a bit. i want angelina or some of the girls to fist fight already. then i notice that they've been building up the moment where sammi sweetheart finds out about ronnie's creepage for the last 3 episodes now and still, we get nothing. i like situation's maturity (with how to handle angelina from last week's episode/how he's always down to prepare a big family meal for eveyone) and that they're trying to give angelina a chance, BUT the build up to the big sammi reveal is getting rediculous. my favorite part of the whole episode is when they're all playing that questions game and sammi goes "what the fuck is this? who wrote this? which guy in the house would take a dump on my chest?" instant classic!!
I think next week hilarity will ensue. They got the ol' keep 2 different sets of girls on different sides of the house trick going on. I hope they play the Benny Hill theme while running back and forth.
I do believe the maturity from the Sitch' comes from him being 30, and the family dinner thing must be his inner father taking after his kids.
Notice how Vinnie was in at least 2 of the threesome ideas? I bet he was stoked.
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You need to be on your tip top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA. Say that five times.
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this season is getting annoying fast. every week frickin ron goes bangin and sam crawls back.next week same thing.its getting ridiculous.
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Sammi-Ronnie beef is shitting up the show.
Girl needs to make up her damn mind. If this is some of the more non-script stuff in the show, I can't believe how dumb and naive she is.
Dude goes out gets sloppy as hell, motorboats chicks, and gets to come home to a wife. Should be a no-brainer to drop his ass. She knows that everyone knows how hard the guy parties. I don't know why its so hard to drop his ass.
I guess what they say when a woman is in love is really true. She'll get physically beaten and work out any problems with the guy, even if he is a fucking alcoholic or crackhead just because she thinks she can tame him. All that and she still won't leave
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A little surprised at the dim-wittedness of Snooks & Jenni. They write that letter to Sammi in explicit detail, and say a few people in the house know about. WHO ELSE BUT THE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE GONNA KNOW? And then Angelina doesn't even remember to tell those two that Sammi's going to pull hair if she finds out anyone in the house knew without telling her. All the broads are broken records and the guys have been too low-key.
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so the girls got pissed at angelina for almost spilling the beans to sammi, then they got pissed at her for not telling sammi? what the hell is that about
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new episode tonight, so it's my duty to bring this damn thread back. here's a clip of them filming SEASON 3 back at the damn shore. this vid makes me feel uncomfortable and kinda sad. they're at the beach and people just stand around them, staring. it's kinda creepy.
Jersey Shore Cast Cause Problems at The Jersey Shore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fT493Aa2Rk#ws)
(on the bright side, i can't wait to see the guys try to rangle 2 sets of girls. it better be good, damn it!)
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so the girls got pissed at angelina for almost spilling the beans to sammi, then they got pissed at her for not telling sammi? what the hell is that about
I think it's been clear since the first episode that they're all mature, rational people and they know how to handle the situation properly.
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I thought last episode actually picked up on the slow moving season. The epic mindblowing stupidity that was the fight between snooki and her "gorilla" boyfriend is amazing. It wasn't really over anything at all, and the boyfriend lived up to gorilla status perfectly.
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Holy shit, next week looks like it's gonna get good.
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Holy shit, next week looks like it's gonna get good.
I have a feeling they're going to spread it over a couple episodes, but lord I hope not. The first half of this episode was great and Ron-Sammi free, was so stoked. They're getting better. Mike's the best, the quick shot of his smiling face next to the bouncing ass had me roaring.
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how about 'MVP's plan to extract the hot broad from the hippopotamus, that was hilarious
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the dudes hustling chicks and all gettin some pussy was sick! but then the other half of the episode went to ronnie and sammie bs that no one gives a f about. and there were so many damn commercials and all the commercials were terrible
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sam looks appealing as fuck w/ glasses+that hair clip
plus she's from Monmouth County
would totally take her to the Arthur Treacher's Fish n Chips @ Monmouth Mall
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The best part was everybody tip toeing around what the letter said, except for Situation, who laughs, jokes about the fat chicks, and says its all true with a smile on his face.
Then everybody gets home and he tries to tell them about the letter, which they already know about.
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And vinny being down to snuggle snooki this year.
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Can't wait till the actual fighting starts. Hopefully the next episode won't be based on either Sam or Ronnie the whole time.
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Pretty convinced Jwoww is a man at this point. Ronnie with a wig. And the drunk am falling all over the place steeze is pretty funny. And the dance move with putting your hand in front of your face is definitely some clown shit.
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sammi and ronnie fucking suck. vote them off the island.
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Sammi-Ronnie beef is shitting up the show.
I can't believe how dumb and naive America is.
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Last night was a real treat. Ronnie must be a master manipulator disguised as a fucking idiot, or Sammie must just be a fucking twat...because somehow the anger of Ronnie going out man-whoring was all turned on Jenny and Snookie.
Highlights for me:
-Situation making the blonde chick sit in the smush room until he made food and ate it. Does sex to her, then calls her to take the cab home.
-Situation's face after he realized he just macked on a tranny.
-Jenny throwing Sammie's ass on the floor at the end, and then pushing her head down again.
Situation's paradox this week - "I don't see how you don't see". The show fully redeemed itself this week.
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Last night was a real treat. Ronnie must be a master manipulator disguised as a fucking idiot, or Sammie must just be a fucking twat...because somehow the anger of Ronnie going out man-whoring was all turned on Jenny and Snookie.
Highlights for me:
-Situation making the blonde chick sit in the smush room until he made food and ate it. Does sex to her, then calls her to take the cab home.
-Situation's face after he realized he just macked on a tranny.
-Jenny throwing Sammie's ass on the floor at the end, and then pushing her head down again.
Situation's paradox this week - "I don't see how you don't see". The show fully redeemed itself this week.
That whole thing, yes.
Sammi is a fucking half-brain. "My boyfriend is cheating on me and lying to my face and my friends found a way to tell me the truth but fuck them for ruining my super cute fantasy world." And The Situation, always coming through with the knowledge. Pauly D, "So ... how was everyone's day?" killed me.
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this may sound absurd, but a friend of mine and i were discussing that the last episode was the first time we have seen Pauly D really drunk. i distinctly noticed him constantly drinking bottled water all the time, also, he is rarely seen in full on "jersey shore drunk" mode. we had even gone so far off the path of righteousness that we began to believe Pauly D didn't drink. morons.
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Pauly D, "So ... how was everyone's day?" killed me.
That's definitely one for the highlight reel.
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i was skeptical but after reading this thread i watched an episode . its like watching wild animals
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Jwoww must be a beast in the bed. I just know it
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Jwoww must be a beast in the bed. I just know it
I don't know about you, but I'd like to keep my head!
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I don't know about you, but I'd like to keep my head!
you should definitely know it's just not worth it, Chiguy. after she sleeps with you, she rips your fucking head off. keep your sexual curiosity at bay! no choon is worth your head!
finally, a hype episode. my favorite line by far was pauly d's "so....how was everyone's day?' had me crackin up. as i was watching it, i knew they were just gonna tease us by showing half of the sammi-jwoww fight. god damn mtv cliffhangers. the whole reason they're fighting is too absurd for words, but i thought it was regular that snooks was trying to get a hold of sam to TELL HER they wrote the letter and when sammi sweetheart asked who did it, they all stayed quiet. i just wanted to choke jenni and nicole. c'mon girls, man up! my other favorite lines were:
samantha: who gives a fuck?! i don't give a fuck!
jennifer: oh, you grew some balls all of a sudden?!
samantha: i always had balls, honey.
jennifer: then step up!
i was so hyped that a fight was gonna start because jwoww was telling her boyfriend about the night, mentioned pauly's fadedness, angelina tells the crew that she's kinda talking shit to her bf, vinnie instantly goes snitching like a lil girl, jwoww confronts angelina and somehow she ends up fighting ms. sweetheart. i love this show.
(ps am i the only one that drinks as this show is on? it's like a weekly ritual: watch the shore, pound some drinks. this show just makes my drinking experience so much better:)
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So when snookie said "Let's go to the bathroom, I want to dance" what she really meant was "let's go blow lines," right?
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I love his cockiness despite the fact he pulls chicks who look like Brooke Hogan.
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"and thats how you get em out"
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I love his cockiness despite the fact he pulls chicks dudes who look like Brooke Hogan.
fixed.
He's nice, but he's also naughty.
And one thing that hasn't been said yet- what the fuck is up with ending the show mid fight?
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By cutting out mid fight MTV gets two episodes out of that fight I guess. I really can't complain though, that last episode was probably the most entertaining so far.
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who the fuck eats and smokes a cig before intercourse
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possible ronnie vs vinny fight?
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so i guess this shrek-like beast is going to be in the next season:
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so i guess this shrek-like beast is going to be in the next season:
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I'd rather have Angelina on the show again then be forced to look at that thing
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"I just be the bystander, playing around. I be flipping pancakes while people are punching themselves in the face"
Situation
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so i guess this shrek-like beast is going to be in the next season:
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My guess is she was cast to pound J Wow into the sand.
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"I just be the bystander, playing around. I be flipping pancakes while people are punching themselves in the face"
Situation
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hahaha wow great screen grab, that was so funny
Doesnt Vinnie bone Angelina, and thats why Snookie suplexes her?
Definitely looking forward to that.
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who the fuck eats and smokes a cig before intercourse
what's the quote, "I'm like a Ferrari....yadda yadda"? I thought that was pretty funny. I can only imagine what his breath smelled like afterward.
I would fuck Angelina if I were drunk as shit. Shes just a sloppy fallback.
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so i guess this shrek-like beast is going to be in the next season:
(http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/0903-jwoww-deena-bikini-00-480x720.jpg)
i feel like if i were to have sex with her i would end up crying in a fetal position while she sits on the other side of the bed smoking a cig.
I would fuck Angelina if I were drunk as shit. Shes just a sloppy fallback.
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who the fuck eats and smokes a cig before intercourse
what's the quote, "I'm like a Ferrari....yadda yadda"? I thought that was pretty funny. I can only imagine what his breath smelled like afterward.
I would fuck Angelina if I were drunk as shit. Shes just a sloppy fallback.
"I'm like a Ferrari, okay? I require high maintenance"
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Lol at Ronnie pushing Vinnie in the preview saying it was "His fault"
No... Your bitch acting like a fucking child and not being able to keep her damn mouth closed started it. What kinda childish shit is that? She suggests making dinner, doesn't contribute shit, then "on principle" won't eat it because J-woww made it. Then J-woww has a conversation with Angelina after Vinnie snitched that she was talking shit and trying to stir up the pot, and Sammie jumps in the conversation out of no fucking where
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so i guess this shrek-like beast is going to be in the next season:
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I would fuck Angelina if I were drunk as shit. Shes just a sloppy fallback.
Gotcha. I mean yeah, would, but her voice bro. Something about it is weird. As long as she doesn't talk or put on those sunglasses.
And look at the neck on that ^^^ she's like a bouncer or something.
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If you boned Angelina youd be signing yourself up for some baby back bullshit afterwords. I wouldnt kiss her on the lips but shes nice and thick. All males in the house should run train on that poor man's Kardashian and call it a day.
Edit* - Im sure Snooks would have something to bring to the table in a gangbang.
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I'd have her as my life partner.
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Edit* - Im sure Snooks would have something to bring to the table in a gangbang.
beer, when people get thirsty. that's it.
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I saw Pauly today driving a new white Mercedes. I tried to wave but he just laughed. :-\
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I saw Pauly today driving a new white Mercedes. I tried to wave but he just laughed. :-\
I actually believe that, both you being Providence locals.
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It was in the hood and he had a really sloppy looking dude next to him. Maybe a crack dealer?
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I could stare at this for hours and still not know what to think. It has the same affect as when I first saw "Dogs Playing Poker"; wondering what they're thinking of and how they were able to.
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Most entertaining episode to date.
When the cabs arrive and they start yelling "BUSTED", I laughed so damn hard
Situation absolutely killed it "The girl was pretty much uh peed on, in many different ways, she just took it and smiled, just like when your little and you wanna believe Santa Claus is alive, Santa Claus is fucking dead."
might have to watch this again
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Sitch had some golden quotes but I can't even think of them. "So you guys are twins huh?... That's hot!" The way he was sitting on his sister's lap was kinda weird too.
I think the house said "Fossil watch" like 20 times this episode.
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Sitch had some golden quotes but I can't even think of them. "So you guys are twins huh?... That's hot!" The way he was sitting on his sister's lap was kinda weird too.
I think the house said "Fossil watch" like 20 times this episode.
Fossil watches are to guidos are what gold is to leprechauns.
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"nothing like a little herpes to ruin the party"
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that vinny/angelina situation went from heated to nasty. dude didn't put up any fossil watch and got to ride the staten island ferry for free.
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Ronnie and Sammi are the two worst people on the show. Sammi's a regular bitch and Ronnie is a roided out halfwit.
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Watched the first season (maybe in it's entirety, can't remember) and tried to watch the first episode of season two, but it was just too much. Brain matter pouring out of my ears like porridge.
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Angelina needs to stop fronting like she hates Vinny.
Its painful trying to watch her, force herself to talk down on him when she obviously likes him, and then in the same instance act like a jealous female when she see's him hooking up with girls that aren't her.
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Angelina needs to stop fronting like she hates Vinny.
Its painful trying to watch her, force herself to talk down on him when she obviously likes him, and then in the same instance act like a jealous female when she see's him hooking up with girls that aren't her.
Since they have hooked up later on I think it's all good now. I would have loved it if they'd hate-smushed, though.
And I'm sorta bummed that Jenny got whooped...
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Angelina needs to stop fronting like she hates Vinny.
Its painful trying to watch her, force herself to talk down on him when she obviously likes him, and then in the same instance act like a jealous female when she see's him hooking up with girls that aren't her.
Since they have hooked up later on I think it's all good now. I would have loved it if they'd hate-smushed, though.
And I'm sorta bummed that Jenny got whooped...
Yeah especially considering Sammi is a dumb broad.
Sammi's dumber than Angelina by a mile.
I like how Situation was like "Yo Ronnie is Macgyver". That dude pretty much dodged a bullet and is now flying under the radar letting the girls beef over stupid shit, all the while everyone has forgotten that they were only fighting because Ronnie is a man-whore in the first place.
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snookie's ethnicity is tan
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i think her real ethnicity is Obese-American
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I always thought OG meant original gangster, but thanks to the cast, I now know the proper meaning! Who thought you'd learn something from these schmucks.
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I like how this season started off kind of whatevs but the intensity is sloooowly building...kind of like...dare I say....a season of The Wire
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I like how this season started off kind of whatevs but the intensity is sloooowly building...kind of like...dare I say....a season of The Wire
my favorite show and my place of residence for 15 years of my life. i should be offended but instead i completely agree
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That random clip of the chick Pauly was dancing with falling over right before they left the club had me rolling.
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"And I'm sorta bummed that Jenny got whooped..."
why is everyone saying this? jenny clearly had control during most of the fight and whenever someone was holding her back or when her back was turned, sammi would take swings or toss a plate.
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Because Jenny ended up on the floor and Sammi landed a few punches, or at least the female equivalent of it. And wasn't it Jenny who threw the plate at Sammi after the fight? I don't mean to say that Jwow was getting her ass kicked from the start but she definitely looked shook at the end...
Ok, just watched it again, it looked like everyone was in a huddle and Ronnie pushed Jenny to the floor. I mean, if they'd have a cage match my money would be on Jenny, but here she definitely got the short end of the stick.
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"And I'm sorta bummed that Jenny got whooped..."
why is everyone saying this? jenny clearly had control during most of the fight and whenever someone was holding her back or when her back was turned, sammi would take swings or toss a plate.
that squabble was bullshit and Sammi's cocky reactions afterwards were bullshit. everyone was in JWoww's way and Sammi took full advantage of that. JWoww, Sitch and Pauly are the most rational/logical in the house. Angelina also got bonus points for speaking in 3rd person this last episode.
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I didn't pay attention to the last part of the fight because Pauly popping up from the drunken dead to stop the fight had me and a roommate up and stomping. You can't fade that shit.
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VINNIE!
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there's a new Shore on right now
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angelina is seriously the biggest bitch on the show,
shes such a shady character
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angelina is seriously the biggest bitch on the show,
shes such a shady character
no, ronnie's is the biggest bitch on he show
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Ronnie has officially pushed 3 of the 4 females on that show. Dude better mind his hands or else Pauly D's gonna bear hug him again.
Sammie can brag about that fight now but she knows what would happen if Jwoww had her in the open. Remember that scene in Sin City when Marv finally gets his hands on the priest? Kind of like that.
I'm getting psyched for the Snooki suplex. I saw the teaser for it. Snookiemonster all like "OK...hold my rings..." getting ready for the move.
The Situation and Pauly D are definitely racking double digits this year whereas last year it looked like they only got a couple each. Pauly D's player statistics are going down drastically with the addition of a girl he actually wants to date.
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Get Hyped! What's Sammi gonna do?
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Uncle Nino needs a spin-off.
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Get Hyped! What's Sammi gonna do?
Watch as the snookiemonster suplexes Angelina into furniture. She will probably use this as a venue to flip sides and all the sudden be cool with Jwoww and Snook. Be ready with screen captures - there will definitely be some priceless Pauly D and Situation face expressions.
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Can anyone explain me why you would eat an egg sandwich next to Pauly 'smushing' some girl?
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Either a subtle try to ruin the vibe because he didn't get any, or they're just close like that.
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Can anyone explain me why you would eat an egg sandwich next to Pauly 'smushing' some girl?
Dinner and a show dude.
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No Americano Jersey Shore.mov (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_pbnMIhunE&feature=player_embedded#)
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So last we left off Vinnie and Angelina smushed. So he fucked Mike's sister, snookie, and Angelina and hooking up with other chicks. I'm hoping there is a brawl coming up. Ronnie needs another ed Hardy night, and Pauly D needs to get fucking buck or that guy is a pussy for real. I have a feeling those guys blaze major chronic. They pretty much have that whole house on lock down by kooking it.
And then Sammie, she most snort so much of that yung jeezy, she talks like some existencial coke slut. The whole my ethnicity is tan is definitely the yack talking, with that other bitch too. They probably rail lines in that confession booth. Who the fuck runs so many errons when super hung over with no sleep dressing the way they are dressing? Seriously bro. Haha, the situation gots this, I think the reason they fight and make up, there must be some unifying s?ance.
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lol @ vinny gettin played.
dude was trippin telling that hoe he wanted to wife her n shit.
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Vinnie's whole sympathy date did him absolutely no good. "Please, please, please!" Makes him look like a bitch. Chicks don't dig that shit, especially dancers who get dudes trying to woo her every minute. His fault he got played 100%.
Pauly on the other hand, handled his phone call and ice breaking joke completely professionally.
This episode was whatever but had some great Sitch quotes as expected.
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Dudes the only consistently hilarious one
(http://i34.tinypic.com/29b0je8.jpg)
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lost a lot of respect for mike this last episode. dude's always been my favorite, but he has some serious bitch tendencies that he needs to deal with. dude was being the biggest hater ever. rating on his "boy" ronnie, tattle-tailing on angelina and freaking out like a 2-yr old. kid needs to check himself. i obviously think angelina is as big a cunt as the next guy, but how is it possibly mike's business who she fucks or plays? get a life, dbag. it's not your business.
this whole show is like a textbook study of human nature:
Lesson #1 (Angelina and Vinnie) = if you pull a hot bitch from a club in front of another chick --> other chicks who witness it will want to fuck you...even if said chick thought you were the biggest loser ever the day before.
Lesson #2 (Jose and Angelina + Vinnie and Random) = act like a needy pussy and get played.
Lesson #3 (Pauly D and his chick) = act non-needy and like a man and make fun of the chick --> she wants to marry you.
Lesson #4 (Ronnie and Sammie) = get famous + get options and the chick who was whatever about you 1st season will be so in love with you that she will let you get away with anything.
in conclusion: jersey shore > the wire.
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in conclusion: jersey shore > the wire.
leave season 4 of the wire outta this please
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Pauly runs shit, and I'm ok with that. Vinnie asked that chick out like a total puss, so he got douched. Besides, she's a fuckin dancer at a club. You don't date those chicks.
I was so stoked to watch Angelina get beat tonight, but I'll have to wait another fucking week to see that. Damn it.
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Is anyone else even slightly ashamed that this thread is 29 pages long...?
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Is anyone else even slightly ashamed that this thread is 29 pages long...?
Hell no.
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Lol at Vinnie getting played.
Telling a fucking dancer he wants to make her wife and shit. Now the girl Paulie brought is the type of girl that you might get away with that type of stuff on(And even then it might be tough, because Vinnie didn't play that off well at all).
Paulie runs shit in that house. Ronnie aside, its like the the others have no idea how one should change their game up depending on the social situation.
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Hate, it's a no brainer. Get on it!
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inb4 situation gets his own spinoff. He makes the show.
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Total sidebar.... in my lack of tv for years I have missed out on the Wire. Lots of dudes in the Army here love it, which kinda made me ignore it because they also love Nascar and Paul Walker. Am I missing out, should I be watching The Wire?
bro it's totally worth the time investment. in all honesty, it's probably the best American novel/film/tv show/whatever of the past 50 years...can skip season 5 though
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Total sidebar.... in my lack of tv for years I have missed out on the Wire. Lots of dudes in the Army here love it, which kinda made me ignore it because they also love Nascar and Paul Walker. Am I missing out, should I be watching The Wire?
bro it's totally worth the time investment. in all honesty, it's probably the best American novel/film/tv show/whatever of the past 50 years...can skip season 5 though
Goddamn, that is quite a statement. I think I am going to save it for my deployment. Series are the best to watch over there because they go on for so long.
i just rewatched all five seasons for the third time
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Yea the Wire is done
Just finished watching it this summer, burned through seasons 3-5 in just over a week, it was amazing
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hope you enjoy The Wire, HATE! thanks for everything that you do and good luck on your trip. as cheesy as it sounds, i'll even pray for you. take care, man.
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pauly d is unfuckwithable.
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I downloaded the first season of the Wire back in June after being told by countless friends that it's the greatest show ever ever ever. I still haven't started it yet.
Hate: you and me. First season. Let's do this.
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Vinnie's whole sympathy date did him absolutely no good. "Please, please, please!" Makes him look like a bitch. Chicks don't dig that shit, especially dancers who get dudes trying to woo her every minute. His fault he got played 100%.
Pauly on the other hand, handled his phone call and ice breaking joke completely professionally.
This episode was whatever but had some great Sitch quotes as expected.
That shit had me laughing so hard. Paully is killing it. He's coming up on the 'Sanitation'
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Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh vinnies game is so pathetic
I think that episode featured the first footage I have seen of pauly without the blowout
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I think that episode featured the first footage I have seen of pauly without the blowout
Hhaha, yes! It took me a few seconds to realise it's him...
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"Three course meal...spaghetti, fettuccinni, and veal..."
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Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh vinnies oedipus complex is so pathetic
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I downloaded the first season of the Wire back in June after being told by countless friends that it's the greatest show ever ever ever. I still haven't started it yet.
Hate: you and me. First season. Let's do this.
Deal!
I watched some Jersey Shore, that shit is like the zoo! I just feel like i am sitting there watching these foreign creatures in awe. Fucking ridiculous!
Yeah it really is a National Geographic on kooks. You didn't think they were real but they are.
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pauly d's prank on ronnie and sammie....amazing
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMPSTER"
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Sitch quotes galore.
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"YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!" They always end the episodes in the beginning of the fights. Lame!
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You look like popeye on crack
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Snookie vs angelena!!!
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Snookie vs angelena!!!
I blew it. I fucking missed it last night. I got the flu and passed out before 8. Since I moved into my new place, I haven't hooked up my tivo/dvr thing. Why god. Why?
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I blew it. I fucking missed it last night. I got the flu and passed out before 8. Since I moved into my new place, I haven't hooked up my tivo/dvr thing. Why god. Why?
they will play it again today it isnt like a sports game with 1 braodcast. www.letmewatchthis.com (http://www.letmewatchthis.com)
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I blew it. I fucking missed it last night. I got the flu and passed out before 8. Since I moved into my new place, I haven't hooked up my tivo/dvr thing. Why god. Why?
If you think a fist fight went down between them, it didn't. I saw the whole thing and the version I saw had none of that.
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it was in the preview for next time
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That model Situation smashes in the next episodes looks and moans exactly like a girl I smushed over the summer. Chick was a crazy bat, but Jesus she was fun.
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At the end of the last show, Angelina says ranting at the Situation about the dirty tampon starts slurring her words and says/repeats, "You're disgusting, you're disgusting.." Like she was slurring. All I could think of was Raekwon I'll fuckin hang yo fuckin dick off the 12 story story building out this mother fucker."
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At the end of the last show, Angelina says ranting at the Situation about the dirty tampon starts slurring her words and says/repeats, "You're disgusting, you're disgusting.." Like she was slurring. All I could think of was Raekwon I'll fuckin hang yo fuckin dick off the 12 story story building out this mother fucker."
They are both from Staten Island I believe.
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Sitch and the girl at the club was awesome ¨
-You're pretty
-Thanks, I'm a model!
*boom look at my abs*
-That's sexy!
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At the end of the last show, Angelina says ranting at the Situation about the dirty tampon starts slurring her words and says/repeats, "You're disgusting, you're disgusting.." Like she was slurring. All I could think of was Raekwon I'll fuckin hang yo fuckin dick off the 12 story story building out this mother fucker."
(http://www.lib.washington.edu/Media/new/images/cd/mar09/raekwon.jpg)
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"I'll fucken seew your asshole shut and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you..."
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Sesame Shore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIOedf0sF7Q#ws)
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A GIF must be made of The Sitch moving the table before the fight. That was beautiful.
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he didnt want nothing to happen to the table.
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Standing in the other corner, weighing in at 322 pounds.. the Staten Island dump. :D
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Situation definitely gave a shit about that coffee table.
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Angelina told everyone to cum in her face
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Holy shit I was crying when Angelina was trying to talk during the fight
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Snookiemonster had a good tactic. I think she know the short arms weren't going out win her the fight, so she latched on like a fucking parasite. The suplex was good and Angelina took it well. I laughed seriously hard when Angelina went outside and tried to beef with Ronnie about not being her friend. Pauly D kept it real as fuck (as usual) "Is there going to be a decision or we going to have a knock out?".
Heard that Angelina was telling people and magazines that she would be on the third season. Also heard that MTV followed that up by saying "No you won't".
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I imagine fighting Snookie would be the equivalent to fighting a chubby 9 year old girl.
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i know for a fact every one on here would be down to smush angelina
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Ronnie is pussy whipped as fuck now, I'm glad this shit is almost over. :D
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Ronnie is pussy whipped as fuck now, I'm glad this shit is almost over. :D
The shift from ronnie and sammie drama to drunken brawls half way through was the best thing about the entire season.
Its insane how trashy those kids are. Who do you think the first one to appear on celebrity rehab will be?
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Angelina is on some other level of hypocrisy. It's mad sad a broad her age can act the way she does, but why I'm surprised surprises me. Pauly though.. his girl is mad beautiful. Such a sweetheart, I hope he holds onto her.
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Bruce Springsteen
Sweet - Ballroom blitz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswKeWhjaUc#)
The Situation
Fuck hit the BAR!!
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"Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be the situation"
Amazing
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damn, sitch attempting a bitch move then looking like a bitch in the process.
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Sometimes when you go for the robbery, you trip the alarm. Sitch got put in his place several times that night.
I know Vinnie's chick came back and kissed him...but he shook two (presumably) hot chicks in the process. You don't fucking do that. You take the two chicks, bang them, then tell Ramona in return for her ditching you the first time, then bang her. WTF I thought those dudes wrote the book on this type of shit.
CABSHERE!
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Snooki looked like a classic alcholic with her attempts to make a drink.
Situation looked like a classic sex addict the way he hit on everything and got super weird and bitter when he realized he wasn't getting any.
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damn, sitch attempting a bitch move then looking like a bitch in the process.
this whole episode was full of Sitch pulling bitch moves left in right. "we gotta go! c'mon, we're leaving!" acting like a lil fairy the whole night cuz he couldn't get any choon. he looked like a total weird-o when he tried to mack on Snooks. he didn't even go for Ryder or anything, str8 for the drunken tanned lil Shnickers ball. such a creep when he doesn't get any play. he also tried to scoop up Vinny's girl when he went to take a leak. that's one of the biggest bitch moves out. damn! Vinny also fucked up by picking that one girl over the other 2. 2 is always better than one, Vin! Donkey Lips is 100% correct: you bag the twosome, tell the other broad that's what she gets for flaking on ya, then bag her afterwards. simple as that.
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"Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be the situation"
Amazing
yes that was my favorite part. a book needs to be made of these quote diamonds
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Ronnie is pussy whipped as fuck now, I'm glad this shit is almost over. :D
Its insane how trashy those kids are. Who do you think the first one to appear on celebrity rehab will be?
They all will at the same time and MTV will make it into a show called Dr. Drew's Jersey Shore Rehab
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Ronnie is pussy whipped as fuck now, I'm glad this shit is almost over. :D
Its insane how trashy those kids are. Who do you think the first one to appear on celebrity rehab will be?
They all will at the same time and MTV will make it into a show called Dr. Drew's Jersey Shore Rehab
Ronnie and Sam in rehab is something I definitely would not like to see. Actually, that would probably be exactly like this season...
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Why is Sammi so pissed at Jenni again? For telling her that her man was cheating on her? Whacked.
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met jwoww tonight. chick is hotter in person than on show. her boyfriend is tall.
edit - at a minor league hocket game and her tits are better than you think. pumpkins in a shirt.
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THEY LIVE IN SALT WATER IDIOT
classic vinny. he is like crouching tiger hidden dragon.....lays low and then brings the gems all of a sudden
met jwoww tonight. chick is hotter in person than on show. her boyfriend is tall.
edit - at a minor league hocket game and her tits are better than you think. pumpkins in a shirt.
i was visiting family back in washington dc, where i spent my adolescence, and i could not have been more proud than to have to the situation, vinny and pauly d bartending near my parents home in dupont circle. i usually dont feel all that american, but that night i felt extremely proud of what the USA had spawned.
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I think this has to be posted here: New southpark: it's a jersey thing
http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/1409/Its-a-Jersey-Thing.html (http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/1409/Its-a-Jersey-Thing.html)
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Apparently in Japan they call the show Macaroni Rascals because "Jersey" wouldn't really translate.
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Hulu - ABC Nightline: Fab Abs and Moussed Hair (http://www.hulu.com/embed/QBTHzqJLug9ypDgLRCRJiA)
Season 3 already filmed. wtf?
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I think this has to be posted here: New southpark: it's a jersey thing
http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/1409/Its-a-Jersey-Thing.html (http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/1409/Its-a-Jersey-Thing.html)
I have been a fan of South Park since the very beginning, but I think it's finally jumped the shark. Matt and Trey have been following the same exact formula for the last 8 or 9 years now: find a popular show, movie or celebrity, have the boys some how interact with them (usually against their will), and the famous subject in question gets killed. It's not funny anymore.
Not to mention the characters are becoming boring and predictable as they continuously fall into their tired traits. Cartman and Kyle don't get along, Cartman is ignorant or stupid, Kyle is bitchy (usually about Cartman), Stan is an elitist, Butters is confused. The same god damn thing every week.
Time to end it.
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I guess they filmed season 3 right after season 2. They did season 2 in miami, and 3 back at Jersey. I think the whole idea was to do two locations in one season, but it didn't work out.
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^^ that south park was full of win i thought. they way snookie looked was gold and the fact that they just shot everyone and then bin laden had me laughin. and the part when bin laden is watchin the tape randy sent him
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Angelina was excluded from season 3 which is why they brought in a thicker Snooks as a replacement. Didn't Sam leave recently? Reason being was that she watched season 2 during the anonymous letter fiasco.
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Do you guys ever watch the after show where they watch footage and confront eachother. So good.
Angelina - I don't care what they think I look good, that guy in the audience, he thinks so
Vinny - You will definitely get it in bro
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^^ that south park was full of win i thought. they way snookie looked was gold and the fact that they just shot everyone and then bin laden had me laughin. and the part when bin laden is watchin the tape randy sent him
snookie wanna smush smush hahah
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wait, didn't a new episode just air? not one comment on how big of a cock-blocking lil bitch Sitch is? he is a horrible wing-man. he was only lookin out for self. couldn't even be bothered with entertaining "grenades". his re-interpretation of the whole night to Jwoww was awesome. he tried to flip it by saying the chick was a grenade, he kicked her out, etc. what a total bitch move. and damn do i hate it every time they say T-Shirt Time. Vinny's girl looks kinda like a dude. J Woww wore a see through mesh outfit. Ronnie and Sam are still boring as hell. the best part is when the dumb bitch is all "i look exotic, right?" and it got all quiet because she doesn't look "exotic" at all. it's like girls are so regular nowadays they think the word exotic makes them special or some shit. then Ronnie's all "yeah, you look Asian" and she got all heated. bitch got mad cuz Ron's ex-hoe was Asian or whatever, so she took it the wrong way. i don't know. it was lame to watch more Ron/Sam relationship drama. the blonde Canadian disaster later on that night with Pauly & Mike was terrible. god, Situation is the fucking worst. the hook-up board helped them realize that they've all shared spit. Snookie cried about Ryder leaving and Jenni consoled her. the best thing about that Jersey South Park episode was the Snooks monster. hearing Butters say "sounds like it wants smush smush!" was too good. haha
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Sitch has been bitching lately, but he's still the best part of the show. I hope season 4 is just Sitch and a bunch of new guys. It would be like "Welcome to the GTL summer camp, this is the situation, I'm your instructor, the Situation."
Pauly D is the coolest for sure, but he's too nice to make interesting TV.
And since Ronnie and Sam seem to be in season 3, they better not a dating anymore. And stay single for real this time! Fucking idiots. "I know I look asian, I've been told that before, but it still sucks that he would say that you know?"
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I missed last weeks episode. With Angelina gone, they now have to turn on one of their own. This unfortunately coincides with sitch having a sexual dry spell. Bitchuation, how you gonna do Pauly D like that.
edit - Ryder doesn't look too shabby these days.
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Oh yeah and Vinnie's girl definitely has the body of a 10 year old boy.
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wait, didn't a new episode just air? not one comment on how big of a cock-blocking lil bitch Sitch is? he is a horrible wing-man. he was only lookin out for self. couldn't even be bothered with entertaining "grenades". his re-interpretation of the whole night to Jwoww was awesome. he tried to flip it by saying the chick was a grenade, he kicked her out, etc. what a total bitch move. and damn do i hate it every time they say T-Shirt Time. Vinny's girl looks kinda like a dude. J Woww wore a see through mesh outfit. Ronnie and Sam are still boring as hell. the best part is when the dumb bitch is all "i look exotic, right?" and it got all quiet because she doesn't look "exotic" at all. it's like girls are so regular nowadays they think the word exotic makes them special or some shit. then Ronnie's all "yeah, you look Asian" and she got all heated. bitch got mad cuz Ron's ex-hoe was Asian or whatever, so she took it the wrong way. i don't know. it was lame to watch more Ron/Sam relationship drama. the blonde Canadian disaster later on that night with Pauly & Mike was terrible. god, Situation is the fucking worst. the hook-up board helped them realize that they've all shared spit. Snookie cried about Ryder leaving and Jenni consoled her. the best thing about that Jersey South Park episode was the Snooks monster. hearing Butters say "sounds like it wants smush smush!" was too good. haha
The meth thread's a few lines down.
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I'm in love with Rocio.
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Seconded.
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I liked it when Ronnie said "as a boyfriend it is my job to make my girlfriend feel good" and then went and made Sam cry
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Oh yeah and Vinnie's girl definitely has the body of a 10 year old boy.
busted to the max
(http://forladiesbyladies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jersey-shore-vinnys-girl.jpg)
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^^ that south park was full of win i thought. they way snookie looked was gold and the fact that they just shot everyone and then bin laden had me laughin. and the part when bin laden is watchin the tape randy sent him
Al Qaeda coming in planes and everybody getting hyped was dope, I lost my shit when they kamikazed their asses.
Also, I have known many people from Jersey, and although talking about Jersey Shore is a little bit played out, they got real Jersey people to the fucking T. I've known way too many people from Jersey who act like assholes and are just like "oh, that's just my jersey side" or "its a Jersey thing" and think that its an excuse for acting like an aggressive prick.
Speaking of Aggressive pricks, Situation has gone from hillariously lame to a hillarious complete prick. The dude completely lacks any sense of anybody else in society but himself, from hitting on Vinnie's girl, to being a step away from date rapist and immediately ejecting girls who aren't "dtf" to just parking wherever the fuck he wants and thinking its all good. Though I gotta say, the towing seemed staged. Why focus on Sitch talking about how he parks everywhere before the car gets towed, but several weeks after the series has started.
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Though I gotta say, the towing seemed staged. Why focus on Sitch talking about how he parks everywhere before the car gets towed, but several weeks after the series has started.
They always edit those episodes to have storylines like this, it doesn't mean he didn't get towed, but that parking footy could have been from anywhere in the course of the series.
It just like with Top Chef, in the beginning of every episode one of the contestants will be telling the camera how much they would like to win, and you instantly know they'll either win or get sent home. Every episode it edited in exactly the same pattern, it's crazy.
I can even tell by the order in which the judges are shown looking at each contestant who is going to be announced the winner. Maybe I'm watching too much Top Chef....
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Oh yeah and Vinnie's girl definitely has the body of a 10 year old boy.
busted to the max
(http://forladiesbyladies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jersey-shore-vinnys-girl.jpg)
Ok, maybe just this 10 year old boy
(http://limbermen.com/Sandrak/Richard02.jpg)
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The SITUATION-SOME!
You guys given up?
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the last episode kinda sucked a lil. the beginning's spent filling time by showing Pauly and Vinny go out on their final dates. Vinny's "chick" looked manlier and taller than ever. Ron and Sammi Sweetheart went on an awkward-ass final date. they fought with each other for no apparent reason. the main part of the episode was based on all of them fighting cuz they played some stupid "who's more likely to succeed? who's more likely to catch herpes?" type high school game. i can't believe that they (Sitch) were saying Jenny was the fakest in the house. the chick with the fake boobs is the realest person there! then they went to some club later, these 2 skanky blond hoes were trying to 3 way Vin, he declined, so Situation straight up jacked them. haha, Vinny's fucking lame. trying to stay faithful to a "girl" he barely met. like she wasn't getting plowed the minute he got on a plane. then they all left and said goodbye. Sammi didn't say bye to JWoww, snubbed the bitch. i wish there would've been more fighting or drunkenness or something this season. i'm not even sure if i'm hyped to see them return to the shore for season 3. shoulda sent them to Texas or Seattle or Cali or something. and that beast they got to replace Angelina still haunts my dreams. i don't think i'm prepared for this
(http://photos.posh24.com/p/938895/l/jersey_shore/its_a_tough_life_on_the_jersey_shore.jpg)
(http://estb.msn.com/i/4E/643172AF5F2F8C1F43AC03C8E6269.jpg)
(http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Deena+Nicole+Cortese+Nicole+Polizzi+Deena+U0sLr7tCu5Xl.jpg?44006PCN_Jersey03)
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MTV couldn't find a better looking replacement for Angelina?
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MTV couldn't find a better looking replacement for Angelina?
I don't think they wanted to. What they wanted is to throw a grenade in the mix.
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Pauly killed it. And Vinnie trying to start a long distance relationship was so weak.
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Vin is a fucking moron. Twice now, the fool has dropped a chance to motorboat 4 boobs...only to be denied by two small boobs. What a fucking disappointment.
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They should go to Italy for the 4th season. I picture something like when Paulie Gualtieri tried to fit in in Naples.
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They should go to Italy for the 4th season. I picture something like when Paulie Gualtieri tried to fit in in Naples.
I just started watching The Sopranos, glad I have this to look forward to. Him & Silvio are a funny pair.
Edit: 666
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg225/Evilhellbound/hailSatan666.jpg)
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Who's gonna cop the situation's book when it comes out?
http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/26/heres-the-situation-book/ (http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/26/heres-the-situation-book/)
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Who's gonna cop the situation's book when it comes out?
http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/26/heres-the-situation-book/ (http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/26/heres-the-situation-book/)
I heard Commercial D already preordered a copy.
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Angelinas replacement is beat!
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So my girlfriend and I went out for supper on Saturday. She went to the washroom at one point, and while she was gone three girls came and sat at the table right beside me. I glanced at their faces walking by and recognized one of them. At first I thought it must some girl I'd seen around, but pretty quickly figured they weren't Canadian at all from their Jersey accents. As I was listening to them butcher the pronunciation of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan (my hometown) my girlfriend came back to the table, took one look and said "That's Sammy from Jersey Shore."
Basically all I have to say is that bitch is insanely dumb. I think my IQ may have dropped a couple points just from eavesdropping on her conversation (which is pretty much all we did for the rest of our meal). Also...she's not ugly, but she sure isn't anything special either. The caliber of people who are celebrities in our society blows me away.
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So my girlfriend and I went out for supper on Saturday. She went to the washroom at one point, and while she was gone three girls came and sat at the table right beside me. I glanced at their faces walking by and recognized one of them. At first I thought it must some girl I'd seen around, but pretty quickly figured they weren't Canadian at all from their Jersey accents. As I was listening to them butcher the pronunciation of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan (my hometown) my girlfriend came back to the table, took one look and said "That's Sammy from Jersey Shore."
Basically all I have to say is that bitch is insanely dumb. I think my IQ may have dropped a couple points just from eavesdropping on her conversation (which is pretty much all we did for the rest of our meal). Also...she's not ugly, but she sure isn't anything special either. The caliber of people who are celebrities in our society blows me away.
woah woah woah buddy. youre canadian, so whats this our business your talkin about
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This is part of a longer article my friend wrote on his blog regarding Kanye, but it applies to jeremyrandall's last sentence. He works in advertising/marketing in NY and has dealt with these same people quite often.
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Reality TV Nation.
We live in a world where somewhere along the way, likely coinciding with the rise of The Real World, Survivor, American Idol and The Bachelor, the playing field was leveled. Famous people no longer required talent, which put most famous people about one-good-audition-at-the-mall above the regular people. Celebrities became far more accessible. These days, I could name 20 friends that have been to some party that Jay-Z was at. If it was 1984, could I say the same thing about Michael Jackson? Hell no! Now we live in a world where we think famous people are just like us, or we are just like them. It is totally feasible that you could walk into a bar and MGMT will be sitting there having a drink just like you. This changes the whole dynamic.
Three weeks ago, the celebrity may have lived in a trailer park.
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Who's gonna cop the situation's book when it comes out?
http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/26/heres-the-situation-book/ (http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/26/heres-the-situation-book/)
my girl bought it for me. HILARIOUS.
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So my girlfriend and I went out for supper on Saturday. She went to the washroom at one point, and while she was gone three girls came and sat at the table right beside me. I glanced at their faces walking by and recognized one of them. At first I thought it must some girl I'd seen around, but pretty quickly figured they weren't Canadian at all from their Jersey accents. As I was listening to them butcher the pronunciation of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan (my hometown) my girlfriend came back to the table, took one look and said "That's Sammy from Jersey Shore."
Basically all I have to say is that bitch is insanely dumb. I think my IQ may have dropped a couple points just from eavesdropping on her conversation (which is pretty much all we did for the rest of our meal). Also...she's not ugly, but she sure isn't anything special either. The caliber of people who are celebrities in our society blows me away.
Two questions:
1. How do you pronounce "Saskatchewan." I imagine it's "Sass-catch-eh-wun"?
2. What in the world is she doing there? Please tell me Watson got her to interview for Shit Talk. I wouldn't know why he would, but I don't care either; I'd just want to see it.
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So my girlfriend and I went out for supper on Saturday. She went to the washroom at one point, and while she was gone three girls came and sat at the table right beside me. I glanced at their faces walking by and recognized one of them. At first I thought it must some girl I'd seen around, but pretty quickly figured they weren't Canadian at all from their Jersey accents. As I was listening to them butcher the pronunciation of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan (my hometown) my girlfriend came back to the table, took one look and said "That's Sammy from Jersey Shore."
Basically all I have to say is that bitch is insanely dumb. I think my IQ may have dropped a couple points just from eavesdropping on her conversation (which is pretty much all we did for the rest of our meal). Also...she's not ugly, but she sure isn't anything special either. The caliber of people who are celebrities in our society blows me away.
Two questions:
1. How do you pronounce "Saskatchewan." I imagine it's "Sass-catch-eh-wun"?
2. What in the world is she doing there? Please tell me Watson got her to interview for Shit Talk. I wouldn't know why he would, but I don't care either; I'd just want to see it.
You got it. It's pronounced exactly how it's spelled, but for some reason a lot of Americans seem to have a problem with that concept.
From what I gathered in my eavesdropping, she was in town to do an appearance at the shittiest club in the city. I can't believe these people get paid just to show up at a bar.
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So my girlfriend and I went out for supper on Saturday. ? She went to the washroom at one point, and while she was gone three girls came and sat at the table right beside me. ? I glanced at their faces walking by and recognized one of them. ? At first I thought it must some girl I'd seen around, but pretty quickly figured they weren't Canadian at all from their Jersey accents. ? As I was listening to them butcher the pronunciation of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan (my hometown) my girlfriend came back to the table, took one look and said "That's Sammy from Jersey Shore."
Basically all I have to say is that bitch is insanely dumb. ? I think my IQ may have dropped a couple points just from eavesdropping on her conversation (which is pretty much all we did for the rest of our meal). ? Also...she's not ugly, but she sure isn't anything special either. ? The caliber of people who are celebrities in our society blows me away.
Two questions:
1. How do you pronounce "Saskatchewan." I imagine it's "Sass-catch-eh-wun"?
2. What in the world is she doing there? Please tell me Watson got her to interview for Shit Talk. I wouldn't know why he would, but I don't care either; I'd just want to see it.
You got it. ? It's pronounced exactly how it's spelled, but for some reason a lot of Americans seem to have a problem with that concept.
From what I gathered in my eavesdropping, she was in town to do an appearance at the shittiest club in the city. ? I can't believe these people get paid just to show up at a bar. ?
Or get paid enough to want to go to another country just to show up at a bar.
edit. Not that Saskatchewan isn't totally worth the trip
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fuck jersey shore
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bump
Ronnie faces up to five years in jail for his one punch knock out in season one
and season three starts January 6
http://www.examiner.com/jersey-shore-in-national/jersey-shore-ronnie-indicted-for-js1-knockout-punch-faces-jail-if-convicted (http://www.examiner.com/jersey-shore-in-national/jersey-shore-ronnie-indicted-for-js1-knockout-punch-faces-jail-if-convicted)
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That dude is definitely trying to get some money
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ITS BACK.......Thursday.
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saw the preview and it looks like Sammy vs JWoww fight round 2 in the first episode.
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxvBlcE80gg#)
Sitch in the background at 1:22!!
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First episode was heat! already a fight? The first hits missed completely but there's probably more the next episode. The new girl is hotter than what that picture in this thread made her look like. She got some tig ol bitties!
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there's been a large black hole in my life since the end of last season. so hyped this shit is back. new girl's actually not that bad. i kinda like her. the pretending to accidentally get naked in front of mike on the first night was funny.
sammi is the biggest bitch ever. so wish she'd start some shit with jwow when ronnie's dumb ass isn't there to protect her.
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there's been a large black hole in my life since the end of last season. so hyped this shit is back. new girl's actually not that bad. i kinda like her. the pretending to accidentally get naked in front of mike on the first night was funny.
sammi is the biggest bitch ever. so wish she'd start some shit with jwow when ronnie's dumb ass isn't there to protect her.
i agree new girl isnt that bad and sam is started to be the worst girl ever shes a fucking cunt
hahhahaha i love how vinny fucked snookie's bestfriend
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what a great first episode, i'm really excited for the rest of the season 3
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I need a gif of the sitch when that new ho "accidentally" stripped in front of him. Classic.
The fight was epic notice that sam didnt run down till ronnie charged down there... Then sammies all like isn't she fake ron??
Yeah shes fake.... lol
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That really quick season preview at the end of the episode got me stoked, showing Sammi and Ronnie breaking up and her leaving the house. At least they won't be able to ruin this season like they did for the majority of the last.
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I need a gif of the sitch when that new ho "accidentally" stripped in front of him. Classic.
The fight was epic notice that sam didnt run down till ronnie charged down there... Then sammies all like isn't she fake ron??
Yeah shes fake.... lol
haha that little exchanged really got me, pretty much any time ronnie tries to fulfill his boyfriend duties actually. Sitch looks like he'll be a lot better this season, less of a father figure
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It was hella funny when Snook said that Ronnie's mom calls here every week and asks why her son is with sam.
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Only one good quote from The Situation this episode, but it was a banger. "If she was a holiday, she'd be Thanksgiving. Because she has so much to give, and likes a lot of stuffing."
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what a great first episode, i'm really excited for the rest of the season 3
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fucking Ryder = life gnar
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fucking Ryder = life gnar
The real star of the show is back:
(http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/images/episodes/105/flipbook/04-snooki-duck-phone.jpg)
goddamn duck phone.
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Great first episode. I hate that new skank. Im all on sammys side, no matter how lame she is. She's the hottest of them all
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Im all on sammys side, no matter how lame she is. She's the hottest of them all
nose job
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Great first episode. I hate that new skank. Im all on sammys side, no matter how lame she is. She's the hottest of them all
Fuck team Sammy (not literally). I'd fuck Jwoww and let her rip my head off.
(http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/JWoww_7a.jpg?ggnoads)
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i need gif when snooki screams "you are a fucking slutty-assed bitch" lol
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Great first episode. I hate that new skank. Im all on sammys side, no matter how lame she is. She's the hottest of them all
Fuck team Sammy (not literally). I'd fuck Jwoww and let her rip my head off.
(http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/JWoww_7a.jpg?ggnoads)
DAMN! She is pretty damn sexy.
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Ronnie and Sam are so fuckin lame. i really hope they don't ruin this season.
i gotta give Vinnie props on the Ryder smoosh and even more props on that shower caddy. shit looks mad fly!
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Only one good quote from The Situation this episode, but it was a banger. "If she was a holiday, she'd be Thanksgiving. Because she has so much to give, and likes a lot of stuffing."
What about "You are the blast from the past! I mean... blast in a cup!"
Oh and Deena is ugly as sin.
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great episode. this season will be amazing i am sure. sammy sure is a complete bitch, and i should hate her, but i still like her. that new girl is going to be a total shit show. only there 4 hours and getting naked and then saying "i didn't realize i was naked". dumb ho
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Ronnie and Sam are so fuckin lame. i really hope they don't ruin this season.
i gotta give Vinnie props on the Ryder smoosh and even more props on that shower caddy. shit looks mad fly!
Well according to the preview of the next episode she leaves, but I have a feeling she'll come back anyway just because she's such a bitch. I hope Ronnie ends up fucking Jwoww, then Sammy comes back and there's a huge brawl which results in Sammy gettin' her ass kicked :)
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great episode. this season will be amazing i am sure. sammy sure is a complete bitch, and i should hate her, but i still like her. that new girl is going to be a total shit show. only there 4 hours and getting naked and then saying "i didn't realize i was naked". dumb ho
Goddamn that new girl :D Im like a walking holiday.
This season will not disappoint im pretty sure. ;D
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Only one good quote from The Situation this episode, but it was a banger. "If she was a holiday, she'd be Thanksgiving. Because she has so much to give, and likes a lot of stuffing."
Oh and Deena is ugly as sin.
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Ronnie and Sam are so fuckin lame. i really hope they don't ruin this season.
i gotta give Vinnie props on the Ryder smoosh and even more props on that shower caddy. shit looks mad fly!
Well according to the preview of the next episode she leaves, but I have a feeling she'll come back anyway just because she's such a bitch. I hope Ronnie ends up fucking Jwoww, then Sammy comes back and there's a huge brawl which results in Sammy gettin' her ass kicked? :)
It was a preview of the season. I'm sure she'll leave about as fast as Angelina did.
I was hoping no Ronnie and Sam this season, but let's hope they break up fast, Sam going home and Ronnie on full Hulk-mode would make up for it.
Best thing about the Sam v Jwoww fight, Ronnie didn't even step in. It looks like it was Vinnie who came to break them up, and in the aftershow thing on mtv.com Ronnie was saying "Last time Jwoww said I came and broke up the fight so this time I let them go at it"
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I need a gif of the sitch when that new ho "accidentally" stripped in front of him. Classic.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/jenpero/Jersey%20Shore/tumblr_lemaed7Tli1qd23jbo1_500.gif)
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Hahahah u made my day son. Somebody give this good sir a gnar
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(http://i54.tinypic.com/25qq6p4.gif)
oh shi-
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(http://i54.tinypic.com/25qq6p4.gif)
oh shi-
clocks him fucking good.
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Deena goin' for Rookie of the Year Award!
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I need a gif of the sitch when that new ho "accidentally" stripped in front of him. Classic.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/jenpero/Jersey%20Shore/tumblr_lemaed7Tli1qd23jbo1_500.gif)
The look on his face is priceless
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(http://i54.tinypic.com/25qq6p4.gif)
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/jenpero/Jersey%20Shore/tumblr_lemaed7Tli1qd23jbo1_500.gif)
(http://i54.tinypic.com/25qq6p4.gif)
Thank you for creators of these!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zT9p1vnBjo
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I'm disappointed in Jwoww's showing against Sammi. It didn't look like she even landed on shot. Just a lot of open hands flying through the air, and clicking noises of nails. Congrats on Vinnie slamming Ryder though.
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I need a gif of the sitch when that new ho "accidentally" stripped in front of him. Classic.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/jenpero/Jersey%20Shore/tumblr_lemaed7Tli1qd23jbo1_500.gif)
The look on his face is priceless
MTV is brilliant. they must have put the j-shore logo there knowing someone's going to make gif's of it.
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I cannot hear the word 'situation' and not laugh quietly to myself now
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http://www.spankwire.com/Jersey-Shore-Parody-Lisa-Ann-Kristina-Rose/video228469/ (http://www.spankwire.com/Jersey-Shore-Parody-Lisa-Ann-Kristina-Rose/video228469/)
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Yeah, I don't know what to say either. Sam ruined it for me. Fucking cunt.
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Yeah, I don't know what to say either. Sam ruined it for me. Fucking cunt.
we all now sam's going home right? lets hope 1 more episode of her and then back to season 1 type antics
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Anyone catch Monday night's extra episode? It's back to awesome. Danielle the Stalker and Paula the Stumbler made reappearances, and all the dudes came through with golden lines. "Mind Condom."
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"kitchen ditchin'". classic.
snooki holding down the IFF this time around.
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Snooki sucks at pimping her penguin friend.
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Snooki sucks at pimping her penguin friend.
She sucks at pimpin' herself! A bitch can't teach the trade if she can't make a quarter working the corner lone ranger style.
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Can't wait for the Ronnie and Sammie meltdown. At time I like to reflect upon the Jersey Shore cast to justify my drinking.
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Anyone catch Monday night's extra episode? It's back to awesome. Danielle the Stalker and Paula the Stumbler made reappearances, and all the dudes came through with golden lines. "Mind Condom."
the cameos were off the charts, i was hoping homeboy who threw up on the couch w/ snooki would show up
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Sitch's three way attempts with Vinny and his girl and Deena and Snooki were great.
Also, you can't just come home on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
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The amount of people on the beach watching snooki stumble around was ridiculous. and the whole vinnie breakdown of ronnie's laughs was pretty funny.
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The amount of people on the beach watching snooki stumble around was ridiculous. and the whole vinnie breakdown of ronnie's laughs was pretty funny.
Yeah, shit's pretty awkward when they can't go to the beach without everything pretty much shutting down for them - especially with Snooki being all ridiculous like that. They must have to edit so much bullshit out from the club scenes. Definitely enjoying this season more than the last one already though.
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i love this show so much. god. there are no words...
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best part in the newest one was when Jwoww's tits were out on top of vinny and he said "oh no i cant breathe anymore her boobs are going to kill me"
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:D @ stunt-double ronnie
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new girl was ready for fake ronnie cock
(http://i55.tinypic.com/o7n3ol.jpg)
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http://www.spankwire.com/Jersey-Shore-Parody-Lisa-Ann-Kristina-Rose/video228469/ (http://www.spankwire.com/Jersey-Shore-Parody-Lisa-Ann-Kristina-Rose/video228469/)
Keiran Lee is the situation's brother
(http://blog.pumaswede.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/_W1A3836.jpg)
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new girl was ready for fake ronnie cock
(http://i55.tinypic.com/o7n3ol.jpg)
Somebody get that dude a mop.
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They should go to Italy for the 4th season. I picture something like when Paulie Gualtieri tried to fit in in Naples.
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/01/25/jersey-shore-headed-to-italy-for-fourth-season/ (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/01/25/jersey-shore-headed-to-italy-for-fourth-season/)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They should go to Italy for the 4th season. I picture something like when Paulie Gualtieri tried to fit in in Naples.
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/01/25/jersey-shore-headed-to-italy-for-fourth-season/ (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/01/25/jersey-shore-headed-to-italy-for-fourth-season/)
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They're going to stick out like sore thumbs. This should be fun to watch.
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They should go to Italy for the 4th season. I picture something like when Paulie Gualtieri tried to fit in in Naples.
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/01/25/jersey-shore-headed-to-italy-for-fourth-season/ (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/01/25/jersey-shore-headed-to-italy-for-fourth-season/)
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Ohhh myyy goooodddddd awesome. Now we can do the compare and contrast of Paulie Walnuts' experience with theirs. Anyone know when they'll be filming there?
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The Situation is gonna be here in Dallas for Super Bowl weekend and my gf and I are siked to get a photo with him. Sucks that he's gonna be at one of the douchiest Affliction/Steroid clubs here, but I guess it's fitting.
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ronnie is such a bitch. smh
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^^^^^ agree with that he should of just hit sammi back. best part is when sammi was yellin at ronnie and vinny came out with the cake and said hey its ryder's birthday want to come?
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Ronnie always goes hard in the paint for a minute then fizzles. Dude fucking took a punch from a chick and then cried. Here's how it should've been handled.
1. Bang Sammie raw in Season 1.
2. As soon as Sammie developed some attitude, bang another girl in her bed.
3. Sammie threatens to leave and you triple dog dare her to go through with it.
Continue with step 2 until Sam leaves. Have sex on Sam's back while she's drunkenly passed out if you have to.
Pauly is playing slow this season. Does he have a chick or something?
Ryder passed out and nobody making a play for that ass. I am disappoint.
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gotta cop me sum xenadrine
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lud7IY0blNE#)
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http://twitter.com/diskopo/status/29952941544710145 (http://twitter.com/diskopo/status/29952941544710145)
"Jersey Shore will have more seasons than Arrested Development. Hope you're proud of yourselves, humanity."
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super bummed sammi didn't leave and ronald did his little whimper face and took her back. also, what happened w/ the snooki/ryder/ vinnie threesome? and i agree w/ whoever said pauly's taking it slow... you're going to have to handle some grenades when you're playing wingman for the snitchuation (bummed he drops dimes more than he smashes em, but at least it creates drama and he's straight up about it)
well, at least the grenade horn made it's official introduction, hyped on that!
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Sammi is the worst. Ronnie sucks too but he has some good moments.
This is a great season though so far(cept for gay ron sam moments). Apparently they are going to italy next. Wonder how that will be.
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apparently this is an old picture of jwoww
(http://blog.pornhub.com/wp-content/uploads/jwoww-picture.jpg)
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How did I only just come across this thread? More importantly, people actually watch this show?
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after all that crying and getting clocked ronnie still sticks with sam. now i'm really curious about what tops that when sam actually does leave.
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He hasn't actually fucked another girl throughout all this bullshit, I'd imagine that would seal it.
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It seems like the situation brings a girl home and then does whatever he can to avoid having sex with her.
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That's because he grabs the first girl he meets and is instantly disappointed when he sees her under a normal light.
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Pauly is playing slow this season. Does he have a chick or something?
I'm hoping he's still with Roscio, she ruled.
It seems like the situation brings a girl home and then does whatever he can to avoid having sex with her.
I usually crack up when he leaves a girl chilling so he can rummage a 4am meal, but he just left that girl hanging the whole night. Might've even forgot about her. She was a fox too.
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Pauly is playing slow this season. Does he have a chick or something?
I'm hoping he's still with Roscio, she ruled.
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It seems like the situation brings a girl home and then does whatever he can to avoid having sex with her.
I usually crack up when he leaves a girl chilling so he can rummage a 4am meal, but he just left that girl hanging the whole night. Might've even forgot about her. She was a fox too.
She might have just fallen asleep while he was rummaging around the house for condoms.
That episode made Ronnie look like such a pussy. His girl punches him in the face and he just sits there and cries about it. Vinnie getting cockblocked by that girls entire family was funny though.
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Vinnie getting cockblocked by that girls entire family was funny though.
in vinnie's defense, anybody else get a gnarly "organized crime" vibe from that chicks family?
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/The-Crew-the-sopranos-301872_382_450.jpg)
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lol @ pauly d and vinny clownin that stalker bitch
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Pauly running the phone service and clowning the shit out of Daniellethestalker. Amazing.
Sitch picking up the drunkest chicks in the bar.
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once that cunt sammi leaves, this season will be so much better
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Next episode looks pretty intense, and hopefully the end of every episode being focused on Ronnie and Sam.
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the house went in on danielle the stalker! awesome!
shaking my head at homeboy spilling his guts to snooki and spoiling his own game.
fuck sammi, and big ups to deena for giving up the golden ticket after denying access!
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i really hope that sammi leaves soon. bitch just ruins it for me, and ronnie is becoming the biggest pussy in this season
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last episode: "I would never in my life suck a butt!! Let's be real"
Deena hahah... she's a hip, hip lady!
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is sammi gonna leave for sure? all the clips of her leaving from the season preview look like the ones from the episode where she bunts on leaving
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nope, she aint gonna leave... it seems beefs have been settled down and everyone is friends again at seaside heights
even though we dont get any sweetheart x jwoow melees in short term, aparently samantha is done with abusive bitching.. what is is a great relief.
i was thinking not having angie this season would be a bummer, but man... that deena chick sure is blast in a glass!
smoke a joint with that girl would be hella fun hahah
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Sammie is the chick that swears she's going home to cut her wrists and you'll never see her again, but then you see her at class the next day. All empty threats and no triggers pulled. Both her and Ronnie are fucking idiots and deserve each other. I hope they drown in Xenadrine.
Deena rules hard but you know for sure she's had some mouth on butt action. You take one look at girl and know for sure that's gone down.
Pauly once again, disappointing with his numbers this season. I know the Sitch is going for quantity > quality, but Pauly can you at least get in there and put one bird out of her misery?
Did Snooks really blend in with the dogs so well that nobody noticed her sleeping in the puppy pen?
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I'd let Deena lick my butt. She has a reptilian little tongue.
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im honestly sick and tired of seeing episodes of just straight ronnie and sam fighting (with the exception of when sam punched ronnie) but i think they need to just be doen with it already and focus more on pauly d! oh and yeah id smash dee, and there needs to be a return of Angelina probably the hotest girl on the show well at least she was the hotest before she left.
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im honestly sick and tired of seeing episodes of just straight ronnie and sam fighting (with the exception of when sam punched ronnie) but i think they need to just be doen with it already and focus more on pauly d! oh and yeah id smash dee, and there needs to be a return of Angelina probably the hotest girl on the show well at least she was the hotest before she left.
fuck no angelina is not hotter than sammi or j woww, shes is only hotter than snookie and dee.
hope this time sammie leaves for real, i love how pauly d answered the phone l;ast time shit was sooo funny
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POLL TIME.
Rank the guidettes from the hottest (1) to the beast (5).
1. Angelina
2. Sammi
3. Jwoww
4. Deena
5. Snooki
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POLL TIME.
Rank the guidettes from the hottest (1) to the beast (5).
1. Angelina
2. Sammi
3. Jwoww
4. Deena
5. Snooki
Angelina=3
Sammie=2
Jwoww=2
Deena=4
Snookie=5
i think the hottest girl is Ryder
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im honestly sick and tired of seeing episodes of just straight ronnie and sam fighting (with the exception of when sam punched ronnie) but i think they need to just be doen with it already and focus more on pauly d! oh and yeah id smash dee, and there needs to be a return of Angelina probably the hotest girl on the show well at least she was the hotest before she left.
fuck no angelina is not hotter than sammi or j woww, shes is only hotter than snookie and dee.
hope this time sammie leaves for real, i love how pauly d answered the phone l;ast time shit was sooo funny
ahah for sure pauly d keeps it 100
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Uhh since tonight's episode blew, can we discuss how properly situated the After Hours hostess is? God damn!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uWF-2fO7Gf8/TLKaa1UfcWI/AAAAAAAAAWk/DbtMLpV3SFc/s640/JulissaBermudez.jpg)
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^ been feeling her since the roof on mun2 and 106 & park
sammi and ronnie FUCKING SUCK.
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^ been feeling her since the roof on mun2 and 106 & park
sammi and ronnie FUCKING SUCK.
oh shit man, you used to watch The Roof?! i crank called them once when her and the dj were hosting and i told them they were queefy. the guy kept asking me "huh? what?" and i kept going "queefy. as in queefs" he tried to play it off like he didn't know what i was talking about, but he smiled. it was so hard to keep myself from laughing. haha
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POLL TIME.
Rank the guidettes from the hottest (1) to the beast (5).
1. Angelina
2. Sammi
3. Jwoww
4. Deena
5. Snooki
1. Jwoww
2. Sammie
3. Angelina
4.
5.Snooki & Deena
I hope to one day drown in Jwoww's surplus of boobs.
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Ill take deena over jwows rock hard tits any day.
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How many episode till the end still? There needs to be a shitload of Sam and Ronnie free content to make up for all their drama.
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How many episode till the end still? There needs to be a shitload of Sam and Ronnie free content to make up for all their drama.
agreed if i have to sit through another episode of them fighting im gonna hurt things that dont deserve it, also we need more m.v.p. action and just in general more pauly d puttin in work.
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Last night was probably the gayest episode i've ever seen. Ronnie is a bitch and is always crying, also a hypocrite. Too much drama on that show sucks.
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^ been feeling her since the roof on mun2 and 106 & park
sammi and ronnie FUCKING SUCK.
oh shit man, you used to watch The Roof?! i crank called them once when her and the dj were hosting and i told them they were queefy. the guy kept asking me "huh? what?" and i kept going "queefy. as in queefs" he tried to play it off like he didn't know what i was talking about, but he smiled. it was so hard to keep myself from laughing. haha
hahahahaha
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Pretty funny when the Situation pulled the mind trick on Ronnie. Then after ronnie fucked sammi all up Situation was like "he called me out on guy code, but what about regular human code?"
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As long as season four doesn't focus on Ronnie and Sam for every fucking episode.......
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I stopped watching this show about a month ago. My life feels better for it.
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hR5YNqE3K8#)
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So I'm guessing last week's episode isn't worth watching? Because I missed it.
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So I'm guessing last week's episode isn't worth watching? Because I missed it.
Hell yes it's worth watching. Pure entertainment.
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Well no one commented on it, and the preview looked like a dramatic "Is Ronnie gonna leave?" episode.
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Ronnie comes home and bursts into a flaming vagina as he calls to order Sam and her sister flowers. While Ronnie isn't the brightest star in the sky, he knows that Sam is even dumber and would fall for the flowers gag. Ronnie spends most of the episode walking around looking like Michael Cera.
In better news though, Pauly D's ex girlfriend shows up and the Sitch tries to fuck her. Deena talks about how the constant anal sex has her backed up, and she hasn't been able to drop the Cosby kids off at the river for a few days. Instead of sitting home eating Taco Bell, she goes to Karma, gets drunk and cries the whole way home about everybody making fun of her.
Ronnie's bleeding vagina runs in and tells Deena that he has it way worse because he can't take life without Sammi gnawing on him for attention and he pulls the "gonna go home" card that every girl in the house has used at least once. Tomorrow's episode looks like Sam comes back for more because she realizes she's paid per episode.
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Ronnie comes home and bursts into a flaming vagina as he calls to order Sam and her sister flowers. While Ronnie isn't the brightest star in the sky, he knows that Sam is even dumber and would fall for the flowers gag. Ronnie spends most of the episode walking around looking like Michael Cera.
In better news though, Pauly D's ex girlfriend shows up and the Sitch tries to fuck her. Deena talks about how the constant anal sex has her backed up, and she hasn't been able to drop the Cosby kids off at the river for a few days. Instead of sitting home eating Taco Bell, she goes to Karma, gets drunk and cries the whole way home about everybody making fun of her.
Ronnie's bleeding vagina runs in and tells Deena that he has it way worse because he can't take life without Sammi gnawing on him for attention and he pulls the "gonna go home" card that every girl in the house has used at least once. Tomorrow's episode looks like Sam comes back for more because she realizes she's paid per episode.
Bravo. That was a beautifully written summary.
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Its awesome cuz last season Sammi was talkin shit saying how she was gonna have the last laugh and that Jenni and em were bitches and gonna get what they deserve. I guess she did have the last laugh...dunno if it counts if its caused by losing your mind though.
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Ronnie comes home and bursts into a flaming vagina as he calls to order Sam and her sister flowers. While Ronnie isn't the brightest star in the sky, he knows that Sam is even dumber and would fall for the flowers gag. Ronnie spends most of the episode walking around looking like Michael Cera.
In better news though, Pauly D's ex girlfriend shows up and the Sitch tries to fuck her. Deena talks about how the constant anal sex has her backed up, and she hasn't been able to drop the Cosby kids off at the river for a few days. Instead of sitting home eating Taco Bell, she goes to Karma, gets drunk and cries the whole way home about everybody making fun of her.
Ronnie's bleeding vagina runs in and tells Deena that he has it way worse because he can't take life without Sammi gnawing on him for attention and he pulls the "gonna go home" card that every girl in the house has used at least once. Tomorrow's episode looks like Sam comes back for more because she realizes she's paid per episode.
Also, Snooki hooks up with the kid who pulled the family cock block on Vinnie, so attempts a house cock block on him. And they find a pair of dirty undies that no one fesses up to, which kind of ruined the episode for me.
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Ronnie comes home and bursts into a flaming vagina as he calls to order Sam and her sister flowers. While Ronnie isn't the brightest star in the sky, he knows that Sam is even dumber and would fall for the flowers gag. Ronnie spends most of the episode walking around looking like Michael Cera.
In better news though, Pauly D's ex girlfriend shows up and the Sitch tries to fuck her. Deena talks about how the constant anal sex has her backed up, and she hasn't been able to drop the Cosby kids off at the river for a few days. Instead of sitting home eating Taco Bell, she goes to Karma, gets drunk and cries the whole way home about everybody making fun of her.
Ronnie's bleeding vagina runs in and tells Deena that he has it way worse because he can't take life without Sammi gnawing on him for attention and he pulls the "gonna go home" card that every girl in the house has used at least once. Tomorrow's episode looks like Sam comes back for more because she realizes she's paid per episode.
Also, Snooki hooks up with the kid who pulled the family cock block on Vinnie, so attempts a house cock block on him. And they find a pair of dirty undies that no one fesses up to, which kind of ruined the episode for me.
Sold, gonna watch it. Thanks, BROS.
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lol @ the sitch and his imaginary family dinner
"yo ron, why you always crying? gotta man up."
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i must say i am shocked that none of the dudes in the house fucked deena yet. she is always wasted just there for the taking.
lmao at ronnie dad looking like a gay 70s porno star.
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiSrnWixM5U#)
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i like how pauly blamed deena for making them late to work, because she was taking a shit!
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Ronnie starts off saying how much he loves and adores Sam. Then he's screaming in her face, telling her to fuck off, saying he was proud that he cheated on her and breaking her shit. Then he's crying and saying he can't live without Sam and wants her back so bad. She comes back, now he's not sure if he can be in the house with her? Dude is a gold medalist in the emotional gymnastics. He needs to stop taking the steroids and become a man.
Situations prank was amazing. Deena actually seemed impressed by it. Snooks got all agro because she realized she was too dumb to tell the cab to turn around an hour earlier.
MTV needs to take a plumbing note for the next season about how much the Shore cast shits. Between Ronnie's steroid infused diarrhea and Deena's anal sex widened shit bombs, they need to make sure they get some serious plumbing set up in the Jersey Shore Italy house.
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Ronnie starts off saying how much he loves and adores Sam. Then he's screaming in her face, telling her to fuck off, saying he was proud that he cheated on her and breaking her shit. Then he's crying and saying he can't live without Sam and wants her back so bad. She comes back, now he's not sure if he can be in the house with her? Dude is a gold medalist in the emotional gymnastics. He needs to stop taking the steroids and become a man.
Situations prank was amazing. Deena actually seemed impressed by it. Snooks got all agro because she realized she was too dumb to tell the cab to turn around an hour earlier.
MTV needs to take a plumbing note for the next season about how much the Shore cast shits. Between Ronnie's steroid infused diarrhea and Deena's anal sex widened shit bombs, they need to make sure they get some serious plumbing set up in the Jersey Shore Italy house.
keep these summaries coming, bro
shit reminds me of Smyth's Real World commentary from years past
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Just realised that Biebel sounds exactly like Ronnie.
http://biebelsworld.com/soundboard/ (http://biebelsworld.com/soundboard/)
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anyone watch roast of donald trump? Sitch bombed sooo hard on that. :-[
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ha, that was bad. it seemed unfair though, his jokes weren't that much worse than most of the other shitty people on it
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hahahahha i saw it i cant find a good video online though to re-watch it
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ha, that was bad. it seemed unfair though, his jokes weren't that much worse than most of the other shitty people on it
It wasn't the funniness of the jokes, it was just how fucking douchey he came off. "fuckin a model on a pile of money!!" what a fucking douchebag. I'm pretty sure he was serious when he said he'd vote for him too. Whitney Cummings clapping for his burn on her was the funniest part of the whole thing.
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best part is when pauly d was running away from that old girl in the new episode, is the next one the last?
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anyone watch roast of donald trump? Sitch bombed sooo hard on that. :-[
Watched his segment and it was painful to say the least.
Snoop Dogg held it down! He called the situation snooki and said "I'm sorry, all white people that act black all look the same to me."
So good.
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anyone watch roast of donald trump? Sitch bombed sooo hard on that. :-[
Watched his segment and it was painful to say the least.
Snoop Dogg held it down! He called the situation snooki and said "I'm sorry, all white people that act black all look the same to me."
So good.
his line about sitch being a prison bitch and whacking him upside the head with a hanger was amazing. Same with the trump thing where he said "If you won the presidency it wouldn't be the first time you put a black family out of their home"
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"This woman is not a grenade, she's an atomic bomb"
hahahaha
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Supposedly naked Sam pic floating around (http://mypornolife.com/jersey-shore%E2%80%99s-sammi-sweetheart-supposed-nude-pic)
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thats not her it doesnt even look like her. her face is to pale and sammi looks like a little mouse. she doesnt
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Ronnie is gonna be PISSED.
it definitely looks a bit like her, probably isnt though
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Definitely a good enough reason for another blowout.
"WHY'D YOU TAKE THAT PHOTO?!! WHO'D YOU SEND IT TO?!"
"IT'S NOT ME IN THE PHOTO!!!!"
"WHAT DID I DO?! TELL ME WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?"
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"BRO!"
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I think sam is the least attractive of all of them. She isn't much to look at in the first place, and has a grating personality and mannerisms that make me angry just from seeing her stupid face. The other people there aren't perfect, but her spoiled princess stupid obnoxiousness fucking kill me and make her look even uglier than she might.
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I think sam is the least attractive of all of them. She isn't much to look at in the first place, and has a grating personality and mannerisms that make me angry just from seeing her stupid face. The other people there aren't perfect, but her spoiled princess stupid obnoxiousness fucking kill me and make her look even uglier than she might.
Oh definitely. She got worse and worse looking.
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Arvin looked like a pretty intelligent guy.
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Season finale next week. Season four better make up for this shitstorm.
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For how annoying season 2 was with the Ronnie/Sam shit I'm pretty sure they weren't fighting literally every single episode - this whole season has been ridiculous. I don't know how to feel about the next one being in Italy but they've probably already jumped the shark.
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Italy should be interesting since some of the cast gets crazy homesick and can't just ditch mid-season. Imagine that: trapped in another country with Ron and Sam. Really curious to see how they'd maintain GTL abroad.
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I started watching Jersey Shore again, the mallard phone seems kinda outta place.
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I started watching Jersey Shore again, the mallard phone seems kinda outta place.
It needs to have a broken beak to be legit.
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Yeah really over sam n ronnie fighting every episode. Athough there is some funny shit still in between the blowouts, pun. Like when pauly d just kicks that DTF chick out sitting right next to him on the couch, hahaha. She didnt even look that bad, but idk. Hope italy season holds up, can kinda tell they're over constant filming. Sure MTV gonna just start doing new cast, younger douchebags slutter chicks and so on
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Camp Guido with the Situation
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I like that they added Deena because it was someone who needed to step up her hoe game in order to get any sort of attention. After watching Jwoww recently, I'm pretty bummed. She doesn't seem to be anything like she was in season 1. Looks like the beast hath been tamed.
Ronnie and Sam just fight because they know it gives them camera time. If the blowouts were serious, and they were like that in front of a camera crew...Sam would've for sure been beaten to death by a roided out and super hormonal Ronnie.
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You know it wasn't for the 100th time they replayed that scene of Vinny and Pauly doing the Mario Borhters shit til I realized they were making fun of her for wearing denim to the club.
DENIM DENIM DENIM
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so apparently, The Sitch is supposed to make an apperance at this local sports facility in my town on Friday
March 25th 7PM - 11:00AM Glow Party w/ The Situation of Jersey Shore
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Italy should be interesting since some of the cast gets crazy homesick and can't just ditch mid-season. Imagine that: trapped in another country with Ron and Sam. Really curious to see how they'd maintain GTL abroad.
Will they be bummed on teh lack of dryers? can you even put a bedazzled shirt in the dryer?
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Italy should be interesting since some of the cast gets crazy homesick and can't just ditch mid-season. Imagine that: trapped in another country with Ron and Sam. Really curious to see how they'd maintain GTL abroad.
Will they be bummed on teh lack of dryers? can you even put a bedazzled shirt in the dryer?
What will be really interesting is who is the "more Italian" dialogue to go down. Because they used to do those Sunday dinner nights, do they still do those? Italian cook off? I have a feeling Sammie will have a tough time in Italy. I thought Pauly is also a DJ, hasn't he played overseas?
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I'm sure its been mentioned, but I just started watching this show, and I almost shit my pants at the out of nowhere, Ra-ra-roger that reference
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I'm sure its been mentioned, but I just started watching this show, and I almost shit my pants at the out of nowhere, Ra-ra-roger that reference
There's a really bad rapper chick who had a popular song called "Roger that" which got a lot of radio play and shit. Jereme stole the beat and the chorus, put a few of his own words in between, then made a video.
found it: YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifyF1Iy89fQ#)
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Oh man. I did not know about that song. This makes J.Cassanova even worse.
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Italy should be interesting since some of the cast gets crazy homesick and can't just ditch mid-season. Imagine that: trapped in another country with Ron and Sam. Really curious to see how they'd maintain GTL abroad.
Will they be bummed on teh lack of dryers? can you even put a bedazzled shirt in the dryer?
Had to google search this to see if you were just fucking with me or if you were real. Never knew there was a lack of dryers in Italy, wow.
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Supposedly naked Sam pic floating around (http://mypornolife.com/jersey-shore%E2%80%99s-sammi-sweetheart-supposed-nude-pic)
:o i hope thats her.
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I'm sure its been mentioned, but I just started watching this show, and I almost shit my pants at the out of nowhere, Ra-ra-roger that reference
There's a really bad rapper chick who had a popular song called "Roger that" which got a lot of radio play and shit. Jereme stole the beat and the chorus, put a few of his own words in between, then made a video.
found it: YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifyF1Iy89fQ#)
fuck....I was really excited that pauly-D might keep himself somewhat up to date on skateboarding pop culture
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Italy should be interesting since some of the cast gets crazy homesick and can't just ditch mid-season. Imagine that: trapped in another country with Ron and Sam. Really curious to see how they'd maintain GTL abroad.
Will they be bummed on teh lack of dryers? can you even put a bedazzled shirt in the dryer?
Did your google search explain why? I don't get how such a piece of machinery could skip over a completely industrialized nation that contains one of the fashion capitals of the world.
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UNCLE NINO
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Italy should be interesting since some of the cast gets crazy homesick and can't just ditch mid-season. Imagine that: trapped in another country with Ron and Sam. Really curious to see how they'd maintain GTL abroad.
Will they be bummed on teh lack of dryers? can you even put a bedazzled shirt in the dryer?
I think a good portion of European countries don't use dryers. You get used to just air drying your clothes though.
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Italy should be interesting since some of the cast gets crazy homesick and can't just ditch mid-season. Imagine that: trapped in another country with Ron and Sam. Really curious to see how they'd maintain GTL abroad.
Will they be bummed on teh lack of dryers? can you even put a bedazzled shirt in the dryer?
Yeah all I could find was that a lot of people just prefer air drying their laundry. If it's ingrained in the culture that's pretty awesome.
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Kind of off topic, but did you know their might be an Asian Jersey Shore type show?
http://blog.mtviggy.com/2010/07/13/meet-the-cast-of-the-new-reality-show-k-towny/ (http://blog.mtviggy.com/2010/07/13/meet-the-cast-of-the-new-reality-show-k-towny/)
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soooo, finale was pretty lame
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I forgot I was watching the finale of it until people started peacing out one by one.
Deena was stuck between a cock and a hard place with Vinny wanted to mangle her bf's vagina, and Snooky who would inevitably blame Deena for allowing it to happen. Vin needs to learn to relax next time and just get it in while Deena isn't looking. Put on your PF Flyers and hop the fence while the guard dog isn't looking.
Watching Ron and Sam every week has caused me some serious pain. I always feel like I'm wading through their bullshit just to make it to the Pauly quotes & Jenny boobs. They break up and get back together 2-3 times within a 45 minute episode block. I think they both realized the break up fights get attention, so now they can monopolize the show by endlessly crying about each other. Ronnie needs to grow a mustache like his Dad and man up before he gets to Italy or those Italian broads will eat him ALIVE.
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Kind of off topic, but did you know their might be an Asian Jersey Shore type show?
http://blog.mtviggy.com/2010/07/13/meet-the-cast-of-the-new-reality-show-k-towny/ (http://blog.mtviggy.com/2010/07/13/meet-the-cast-of-the-new-reality-show-k-towny/)
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Oh god. I know a bunch of kids like that. So lame. I got involved in that scene for a short time when a super hot korean girl in my college used to invite me out with her. Hottest girl I ever knew so I couldn't say no, at first. Then I realized that since I'm not a muscular korean in designer labels, I'm just a clown to make her laugh, so I'm over it.
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that looks like when the original cast left saved by the bell, so they had to get a new zack and a new jesse and a new slater etc.
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I never watched the first season so I'm watching an episode now.. Snooki really packed on the pounds throughout the 3 seasons :-X
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Yeah well, she drinks like a fish, that's what happens to drunks. They get fat.
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Hope Italy isn't a letdown.
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Yeah well, she drinks like a fish, that's what happens to drunks. They get fat.
Yeah, I mean I knew she gained weight, but I didn't realize it was that much that fast. Guess she really wants to live up to the "meatball" nickname.
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Yeah well, she drinks like a fish, that's what happens to drunks. They get fat.
Yeah, I mean I knew she gained weight, but I didn't realize it was that much that fast. Guess she really wants to live up to the "meatball" nickname.
Ladies tend to gain it harder than guys. Plus she never goes to the gym with them.
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http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/tv.accesshollywood.com/tv.accesshollywood.com-mtv-greenlights-spinoffs-jersey-shores-snooki-jwoww-pauly-d (http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/tv.accesshollywood.com/tv.accesshollywood.com-mtv-greenlights-spinoffs-jersey-shores-snooki-jwoww-pauly-d)
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Hope Italy isn't a letdown.
the people on that show fall into category 1 or or both:
1.act super 'italian' but can't speak the language
2.aren't even italian
they had better get clowned there.
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is it just me, or is it obvious that these people are high on blow and or oxys 24/7.
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Pauly D show is going to be some real shit. We should start figuring out now how we can get a Pal onto an episode.
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Pauly D show is going to be some real shit. We should start figuring out now how we can get a Pal onto an episode.
He's in my general region, I'll just go to one of his local gigs, get wasted (duh bro), and fan out hard on how me, him, and the RZA share a birthday. I'll be portrayed as the male like stalker of Pauly D, but I'll embrace it, unlike Danielle.
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Pauly D show is going to be some real shit. We should start figuring out now how we can get a Pal onto an episode.
He's in my general region, I'll just go to one of his local gigs, get wasted (duh bro), and fan out hard on how me, him, and the RZA share a birthday. I'll be portrayed as the male like stalker of Pauly D, but I'll embrace it, unlike Danielle.
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is it just me, or is it obvious that these people are high on blow and or oxys 24/7.
just blow
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How did they miss up Real World?!?! This season is just as un-entertaining as Jersey Shore!!!!
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http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/tv.accesshollywood.com/tv.accesshollywood.com-mtv-greenlights-spinoffs-jersey-shores-snooki-jwoww-pauly-d (http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/tv.accesshollywood.com/tv.accesshollywood.com-mtv-greenlights-spinoffs-jersey-shores-snooki-jwoww-pauly-d)
wonder if this has anything to do with the cast holding out on doing the italy season for more money.
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I think so too about harder drugs, but more so I also think they are smoking tons of weed, especially all the guys. I'm pretty sure Vinny actually said it directly during his little interview/confessional during the toilet episode. "I'm filling pipes and cleaning pipes" I know it's a sexual reference, but it also sounds like he smokes tons of weed. Ronnie seems like a major pot head too. They already smoke cigarettes, they dress funny, have all these weird things like t shirt time, they talk funny, have all these stupid sayings, everything is always a big joke, their house is decorated with shit, and they always look stoned. I see them as being nerdy Half Baked connoisseur types. There is also some tabloid press about Mike having prior marijuana charges.
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oh oh, Snooks has lost some weight!
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http://www.thesuperficial.com/snooki-is-thin-now-mel-gibson-said-words-and-a-special-holiday-message-from-our-lord-and-savior-04-2011/0421-snooki-weight-loss-06 (http://www.thesuperficial.com/snooki-is-thin-now-mel-gibson-said-words-and-a-special-holiday-message-from-our-lord-and-savior-04-2011/0421-snooki-weight-loss-06)
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good for her, i guess.
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New season next thursday
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I'm getting ready. This is the Italy one right? Then I think they air the last Seaside Heights one during this coming winter, and I think the plan is to reboot the cast.
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I can't believe I've never seen an episode.
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Something serious went down
New Jersey Shore Season 4 EXTENDED Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBxVnh9PYuc#ws)
I like that they didn't show Sammi almost at all in that trailer, I hope the whole season goes that way.
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Mike got knocked out
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looks like he got his wig split (http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smug.gif)
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i hope Sitch's spitting tirade lives up to the hype
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Before I saw the trailer I was guessing the dudes hardly get laid outside of their inner circle, which seems to have resulted in Planet of the Apes Gorilla Mike to appear. Heightened awareness of his surroundings, increased volatility, culminating in an epic showdown with the largest gorilla in the herd. I can't wait to watch this zoo beatdown unfold.
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Sitch's gets stitches.
Waka, waka, waka.
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This season's definately going to be interesting. As long as Ronnie and Sam don't bitch at each other every episode like last season.
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jwoww face is mad busted now
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They are all way too aware of their personas now.
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They are all way too aware of their personas now.
god damn it, that's what i noticed with the last season and i got kinda over it half-way through. like they became 'self-aware' and it stopped being naturally funny.
this sucks. hope they keep me watchin 'till Sitch gets mollywhopped.
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First episode was meh, because like you said they're all aware and they're used to the camera crews. Hopefully later in the season emotions will be strained as they get more stressed from sharing the house again.
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in all realness deena is a fucking cock blockin ass bitch. that troll needa go
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jenny is starting to look like this:
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Snooki looks a lot better now, I just want the episode of Situation getting his ass kicked to air soon.
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The dudes get their first again, as is tradition. Most of the premiere episodes have been boring, at least this one wasn't tainted by insta-drama like the past two. The boys seem to be getting it in from the season trailer, I'm glad my hypothesis was wrong. Nothing too exciting, but this was my second favorite premiere episode. Pauly D.. love that dude. Can't bring him down.
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The girls are great, any broad that's not them is an ugly ho. Absolute princess denial syndrome. And Pauly D bringing back the highly re-quotable phrases. "You know your girls too young when.."
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Can't wait to watch that clip of Ronnie falling on his face drunk as shit in some random plaza square in Italy, hahahaha! Go Ronnie!
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jenny is starting to look like this:
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Twas thinking ze same
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I missed it :'(
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i watched it last night, and had no idea what the fuck was going on. that one broad did slam a few times, tha twas ok.
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sure enough when ron and sam hook up again, all the drama goes down. sucks since single ronnie was doing good.
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Sitch getting knocked out looks like the next episode? Should be good. Really hope they don't pull that ending the episode right before the fight shit again this season.
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without the situation the show would be nothing
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Sitch getting knocked out looks like the next episode? Should be good. Really hope they don't pull that ending the episode right before the fight shit again this season.
i hope so to but they are gona end up doing that
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#twinning
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Toot toot. There's a Ronnie train coming through and the situation is on the tracks.
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Catching feelings over Snookie? Dude should thank Ronnie for knocking some sense into him.
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Ronnie's like a silverback with a six year old's brain.
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#Lesbionic
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It goes without saying that Sitch will get laid out by Ronnie next episode. It surprises me that he loses his cool and screams at Ronnie, because usually every season the scenario is "Sitch runs his mouth - Ronnie catches wind of it - Ronnie confronts Sitch in the kitchen - Sitch does a high voiced spin-off placing the blame on somebody else - they both act like buds after."
Him losing his cool will ultimately lead to Kindu..err...Ronnie flattening him into tan mush.
Jennie looks like a foot now. You guys are right. It sucks.
Snookie doesn't look good now. She doesn't look as terrible, but far from good my bros.
To me, the ultimate players in the house are Pauly and Deena. Pauly's ability to not give a shit about anything increases his tail-pulling mana by 15%. Deena on the other hand, has both genders to choose from, and as we saw the other day, she pulled Mike's twin opportunity away at the drop of a hat. Bitch is troll-ish, but the bitch gets things done.
Vinnie is nothing without Pauly.
Fuck everything about Sammie.
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take this show on the road pls
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-08-23/jersey-shore-the-musical/ (http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-08-23/jersey-shore-the-musical/)
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It goes without saying that Sitch will get laid out by Ronnie next episode. It surprises me that he loses his cool and screams at Ronnie, because usually every season the scenario is "Sitch runs his mouth - Ronnie catches wind of it - Ronnie confronts Sitch in the kitchen - Sitch does a high voiced spin-off placing the blame on somebody else - they both act like buds after."
Him losing his cool will ultimately lead to Kindu..err...Ronnie flattening him into tan mush.
Jennie looks like a foot now. You guys are right. It sucks.
Snookie doesn't look good now. She doesn't look as terrible, but far from good my bros.
To me, the ultimate players in the house are Pauly and Deena. Pauly's ability to not give a shit about anything increases his tail-pulling mana by 15%. Deena on the other hand, has both genders to choose from, and as we saw the other day, she pulled Mike's twin opportunity away at the drop of a hat. Bitch is troll-ish, but the bitch gets things done.
Vinnie is nothing without Pauly.
Fuck everything about Sammie.
sweet now i dont even need to watch any of it
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looks like Mike won that fight
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looks like Mike won that fight
hahahah
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Jersey Shore Season 4 - Ronnie vs. Mike Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wFtMirgrYg&feature=player_embedded#ws)
I'm not sure who won it looks like a toss up :P
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I don't know what movie, but I've seen some angry dumbass slap both his hands on the wall and say, "LET'S DO THIS!!!!" Fuck hahaha Jersey Shore is so weird!!
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hahaha that flatline sound effect is ridiculous
he didn't fuckin' die
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I hope they dub out all of Sammie's squawking "STAWWWP" before it airs on Sunday. That sound just seems like it would make them more aggressive.
As for the fight, typical grapple shit. It figures the only fight that actually had shots landed, was the one the cameras didn't catch (Ronnie vs some random dude). ONE HIT SON.
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over edited really gay, but i still was stoked alst night, ronnie clearly has done enough steriods to kill the entire cast.
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I hope they dub out all of Sammie's squawking "STAWWWP" before it airs on Sunday. That sound just seems like it would make them more aggressive.
As for the fight, typical grapple shit. It figures the only fight that actually had shots landed, was the one the cameras didn't catch (Ronnie vs some random dude). ONE HIT SON.
the "come at me bro" fight has some shots landed
COME AT ME BRO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU0Pdtv0xJQ#)
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"Hows your face feel?"
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That was a good one.
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did anyone see the situations spit come out of his mouth when he was screaming?
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Couldn't tell which blows got sitch's face all redded up like that, but damn!
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Well that was friendly, trying to hug him to death.
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Think Nolan has time to recast Bane for The Dark Knight Rises?
I usually back Pauly 110%, but he's on some manipulative shit. How can he call out Deena for robbing and cockblocking when him and Vinny did the same to her the night before? At least she gave back the girl to finish Vinny off. That's love, and a true pimp move Eazy E could appreciate.
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Think Nolan has time to recast Bane for The Dark Knight Rises?
I usually back Pauly 110%, but he's on some manipulative shit. How can he call out Deena for robbing and cockblocking when him and Vinny did the same to her the night before? At least she gave back the girl to finish Vinny off. That's love, and a true pimp move Eazy E could appreciate.
They were only really cockblocking her because she didn't go take the spare room to bang though, weren't they?
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Think Nolan has time to recast Bane for The Dark Knight Rises?
But Bane is intelligent. Ronnie couldn't play intelligent on easy.
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yo ronnie look like the guido juicehead sling blade
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I usually back Pauly 110%, but he's on some manipulative shit. How can he call out Deena for robbing and cockblocking when him and Vinny did the same to her the night before? At least she gave back the girl to finish Vinny off. That's love, and a true pimp move Eazy E could appreciate.
They were only really cockblocking her because she didn't go take the spare room to bang though, weren't they?
How many times did Pauly and Mike bang in the same room in the past? They can get over it for a night I think.
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Think Nolan has time to recast Bane for The Dark Knight Rises?
Stunt double. I know I was off there, but the camera angle from behind Ronnie as he was approaching Mike in the other room looked like the teaser where Bane is lumbering towards Batman.
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what the fuck was that bullshit
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"STAWWWP"
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I can't believe that Ronnie came home with flowers. He is sending mixed signals.
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Did I miss tonights?
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Still going over the recap on west coast.
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Knocked himself out?
Have you guys watched Geordie Shore, the british version of Jersey shore?
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Ronnie and Sam's relationship would make me want to slam my head against a cement wall as well.
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jionni was hardly in the wrong. remove yourself from the situation rather than escalate. snooks got crazy needy and hysterical, guy definitely dodged a bullet.
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Dude is fucked. "Im in Rome. No wait, I'm at the train station a few blocks away." Also, clown had no luggage.
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I still watch, but hardly care. The women have taken over the show with their drama and stupidity and I long for the one-liners and lemons-into-lemonade situations the man of the same name would get himself into. I mean, it still happens, but it's vastly over-shadowed by the broads. Get rid of Jersey Whore, bring back the Shore.
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I personally blame Deena. Wandering around crying that she's pregnant yet continuing to get fucking annihilated at a bar.
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I personally blame Deena. Wandering around crying that she's pregnant yet continuing to get fucking annihilated at a bar.
Deena is the least of it all. Sam is constantly comparing herself now to how she was in past seasons. Jenni is consistently being mom to Snooki, who is single-handedly taking the show down to Snooki-coochie-pay-attention-to-me land. Deena's stunt was a 10-minute interjection in the 6 or 7 hours they've aired so far that actually gave a unique tone to the show that the other whiney bitches haven't been able to lend.
P.S. I love you DL.
P.P.S. I'm drunk.
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WHERE'S MY BOYFRIENDD..???!?
Near died laughing. That girl is a train wreck. Used to think I was a shitshow when I was drunk, in comparison I'm a saint.
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mtv needs to consider allowing jersey shore cast to participate in the real world/road rules challenges. shit would be golden!
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Everybody would die. Kenny would mouth off to Ronnie and Ron-Ron would pull him apart like a piece of chicken. Situation would creep on every chick and would fail, while at the same time Vinny would one-by-one fuck every chick, ugly or not. I'm guessing Jwoww would be the standout female competitor while Snookie would fall off everything. Like literally she would fall off every obstacle, platform, rope ladder...etc. Deena would fake being pregnant again.
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Yo real talk
My friends sister is like old ass friends with that Deena bitch, she thinks she's such hot shit now cause of this dumb show.
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guess that explains why she caked on the makeup this season.
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http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/716826/jersey-shore-season-5-trailer.jhtml#id=1675415 (http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/716826/jersey-shore-season-5-trailer.jhtml#id=1675415)
GET HYPED!
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http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/716826/jersey-shore-season-5-trailer.jhtml#id=1675415 (http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/716826/jersey-shore-season-5-trailer.jhtml#id=1675415)
GET HYPED!
God damn.... when will it end??
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mad Ryder footage in the first season 5 ep. she's def. the Gino/Julien of JS
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Ryder might as well be the 9th roommate. But I gotta admit Ryder's stepped her game up since the days of dancing in shorts and Nike dunks. This season looks pretty boring. They should've waited to film until the cast had some time in between Italy and this season. Dudes all look burnt out and ready to go home.
Vin leaving better not mean that "unit" becomes a roommate.
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Situation needs some uppers. The dude constantly looks depressed.. then again I would be too
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Ryder might as well be the 9th roommate. But I gotta admit Ryder's stepped her game up since the days of dancing in shorts and Nike dunks. This season looks pretty boring. They should've waited to film until the cast had some time in between Italy and this season. Dudes all look burnt out and ready to go home.
Vin leaving better not mean that "unit" becomes a roommate.
I agree. To be out in Italy for that long and then to go back to Jersey to do it all again sounds rough. They need to detox a little so they can come back hard again.
And agree on Ryder too. Looks like a budget Taylor Swift.