Skatepark spit talk reminded me of one random, funny interaction I once had at mine with a kid who didn't skate at all yet just showed up one day to give the captivating single player experience of repeatedly spitting into the quarterpipe from the platform a try. I didn't notice he was actually aiming for the ramp the whole time until the bottom was covered in spit and I almost rolled through the whole mess trying to skate it. I give him a warning, he denies the act altogether, fine, I reckon he won't be doing it again regardless. I start skating off to the other side of the park but still half a second later I look back, only to make eye contact as he is again leaning over the ramp with a four feet long slimy thread of spit hanging off his lip that he seemed to be struggling to cut this time. In reaction, kid doesn't break eye contact nor posture and just yells 'it'f not me!'.