Slap Pals Fantasy Football 2023

[Kook Me Amadeus]

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Collosal meltdown by my squad.  Don’t want to overreact and overcorrect because it’s only week 1, but I may be fucked.  Hopefully we can gel moving forward.

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start jordan love and cowboys d next time

 Haha noted 

[lamfordie]

FUCK!! Rodgers is already out on the first drive.

[WastedHippy]

Need a bad game from Rodgers tomorrow if I’m going to squeak by with a week 1 win. Also as a long time giants fan, watching that game…I can’t handle a loss in fantasy on top of whatever that performance was 😭

Well shit. I’ll take the W but feel bad for Rodgers and the Jets.

[igrindtwinkies]

I need Garrett Wilson + Bills Defense to cover 12 points.  I was planning on Wilson covering it, but damn might have the Bills defense coming in clutch here.

[easymoneysniper]

i'm pretty happy with my squad tbh. the Burrow-Higgins combo could be lethal and CMC will hopefully ball out. but u never know, it's all about the waiver wire and injuries.

welp

[MC3]

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i'm pretty happy with my squad tbh. the Burrow-Higgins combo could be lethal and CMC will hopefully ball out. but u never know, it's all about the waiver wire and injuries.

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welp

I'm gonna chalk that up to the rain lol

[easymoneysniper]

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i'm pretty happy with my squad tbh. the Burrow-Higgins combo could be lethal and CMC will hopefully ball out. but u never know, it's all about the waiver wire and injuries.

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welp

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I'm gonna chalk that up to the rain lol

also Burrow being hurt for most of training camp, could be rusty. but 3 pts between my QB and WR was not an ideal start lmao

[PatrickSkateman]

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i'm pretty happy with my squad tbh. the Burrow-Higgins combo could be lethal and CMC will hopefully ball out. but u never know, it's all about the waiver wire and injuries.

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welp

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I'm gonna chalk that up to the rain lol

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also Burrow being hurt for most of training camp, could be rusty. but 3 pts between my QB and WR was not an ideal start lmao

Chalk it up to his O-line. One of the worst in the league.

[DaleSr]

This season is gonna be nutty
Championships are won on the waiver wire boys. Just remember that

[PAWL]

This season is gonna be nutty
Championships are won on the waiver wire boys. Just remember that

that or stefon diggs having a 5TD game

[rawr1922]

The wire activity off the chain

[BallDontLie]

Josh Allen what are ye doing…. Week 1 ya ya. Gonna chalk it up to that.

Or maybe that Jets D is actually elite.

[doomstation55]

Kelce goin down screwed me, but also didn’t help that Sunday morning a friend let me know Isaiah Likely was filling in for Andrews and was a great pass catching TE…. Fucker put up less than 2 points Smh my head.

Also the Bears looked like shit so now all I can look forward to is I may be free to skate sundays so I don’t have to watch this bullshit.

[WastedHippy]

I’m looking to strengthen my QB position, if anyone with a top QB is interested in a trade, I’m pretty open to shipping off anyone who’s sitting on my bench right now (piss drunx)

[Kook Me Amadeus]

I love figuring out trades but they rarely work out for me.

[Big Baby Jesus]

Big game for my TE. Hopefully using a top waiver on Puca works long term.

Half tempted to pick up Jonathan Mingo so I can name my team “The Mingo Ate Your Baby”.

[Kook Me Amadeus]

Big game for my TE. Hopefully using a top waiver on Puca works long term.

Half tempted to pick up Jonathan Mingo so I can name my team “The Mingo Ate Your Baby”.

I was this close to running “Mingo only pawn in game of life” but it was too long to fit in the field.  Then even rostering him after week 1, with the condition my WR room’s in, seemed too burdensome.

[Sizzle]

Don’t have a good feeling about tomorrow. At least my opponent chickened out of starting Kirk Diggler. Wouldn’t gloat if he didn’t start deshaun. Long story short I’m predicting a 94-108 loss

[Big Baby Jesus]

Raining here in Baltimore. Not good for my Zay Flowers start or Joe Burrows tiny tiny hands.

[Kook Me Amadeus]

Raining here in Baltimore. Not good for my Zay Flowers start or Joe Burrows tiny tiny hands.

Isn’t the game in Cincinatti?

[Big Baby Jesus]

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Raining here in Baltimore. Not good for my Zay Flowers start or Joe Burrows tiny tiny hands.

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Isn’t the game in Cincinatti?

Sure is. 🤣💀

It’s been a morning…

[Kook Me Amadeus]

I saw Puka killing it live at Rams camp and still ignored my gut by not picking him up.

[Big Baby Jesus]

I saw Puka killing it live at Rams camp and still ignored my gut by not picking him up.

Could be a league winner type player. He’ll still get his after cupp is back. Stafford looks great. People under valued the Rams. They’ll be competitive in most games.

Saquon injury is a hit for sure. Putting Amari Cooper and Kirk are on the block, looking for an RB. Open to offers.

[BallDontLie]

I got tied up and didn’t check my squad before Sunday… I don’t think I’ll even crack 80 lol truly a new low. Of course cousins throws for 4 TDS and i bench him

[Sizzle]

I got tied up and didn’t check my squad before Sunday… I don’t think I’ll even crack 80 lol truly a new low. Of course cousins throws for 4 TDS and i bench him

Don't worry, as long as Deshaun throws for 9 tds you're good

[DiscountCanofTuna]

I've been leaving an impressive amount of points on the bench so far this year. I don't know if it helps or hurts more that even if I nailed it this week Fred Gall probably still had me covered

[Sativa Lung]

I saw Puka killing it live at Rams camp and still ignored my gut by not picking him up.

To be fair, there's a very good chance his production goes in the dumper as soon as Kupp comes back and/or teams start to actually pay attention to him. Also at some point it has to turn into wins or the "throw it to the same guy every play" strategy has to change.

The Akers thing is hilarious though, and I say that as someone who wasted a first round pick on him in my dynasty league last year. Like does he think just throwing a hissy fit and refusing to play every time he has a bad game is making him more desirable to outside teams? There's no chance anyone is giving anything remotely meaningful up for him in a trade at this point so I feel like he's a free agent by week 5 at the latest and will be lucky to find his way to a practice squad next year.

@BallDontLie Steelers D baby. Hope you didn't drop them. I came from being 20+ down to winning late in the 4th in two leagues. They're very good at forcing turnovers and occasionally punching them in.

[BallDontLie]

I benched them….. sigh. I just can’t win. Played Green Bay a whopping ZERO goose egg. Pitty would’ve put me in the W column. Cam Akers goose egg. Eckler out, goose egg.

[Big Baby Jesus]

This is one of the gnarliest starts to a season with injuries I’ve seen in a long time. Amount of elite RBs out is nuts.

[Kook Me Amadeus]

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I saw Puka killing it live at Rams camp and still ignored my gut by not picking him up.

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To be fair, there's a very good chance his production goes in the dumper as soon as Kupp comes back and/or teams start to actually pay attention to him. Also at some point it has to turn into wins or the "throw it to the same guy every play" strategy has to change.

That’s fair.  I guess I should’ve mentioned he flashed over and over, and just looked extremely explosive out there at camp.  He almost looked like Kupp, very hard to cover.  But yeah I agree his volume will likely diminish a bit when Cooper’s back.  To be honest, they are winning with Puka.  They’re 1-1 and came within a touchdown of one of the better teams in football in the 9ers on Sunday.