grindrare these serving different niches? or are they competing services?
scruff
growlr
I'm pretty sure there was an extensive thread of PAL tinder stories fairly recentlyIt was an Okcupid thread, and it was hilarious
^I know that sort of situation sucks but damn, you are not a nice person.
A real man would have spent the night, cuddled, then wet the bed in spite.
I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.same here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fucked
If you cant get booty from tinder, turn in your dick.Where should I send it? It's really more of a nuisance than anything anyway. How am I going to piss though?
^I know that sort of situation sucks but damn, you are not a nice person.
same here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fuckedExpand QuoteI need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.[close]
Expand Quotesame here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fuckedExpand QuoteI need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.[close][close]
you guys just need to send a dick pic
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.how'd it go?
how'd it go?Expand QuoteWent on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.[close]
Expand Quotehow'd it go?Expand QuoteWent on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.[close][close]
are these serving different niches? or are they competing services?Expand Quotegrindr
scruff
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I back Tinder 110% and I have some pretty rad stories. The best of which was having sex with a girl in the her entry way of her house after 1) just meeting her and 2) never going further into her house than that.
And like homeboy who posted earlier... I met my girlfriend on Tinder. Not something I was looking for but couldn't be more stoked on it happening that way.
haven't hooked up with a girl in three years so i downloaded this app because of this thread but im to much of a bitch to sign up to sign in
I can't stop cuming
^That's why I said it.
WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it and shut up
Just found this article on Vice about a guy who took his Tinder date to a porn theater for valentines day. http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day (http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day)
Expand QuoteJust found this article on Vice about a guy who took his Tinder date to a porn theater for valentines day. http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day (http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day)[close]
I actually thoroughly enjoyed that.
I've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.Not saying "convos" would be a good start to "manning up"
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz
well i finally got the balls to sign up and i guess it uses your facebook and my facebook got hacked a couple of times by friends and the "about me" on tinder says i really want to kill someone so i i fixed my facebook and it still says i really want to kill someone so i logged out of tinder, ill probably try it again tomorrow nightlol why does ur fb say that. did u want to?
That's not what was agreed upon. A man doesn't have to eat his own dick unless he's starving.stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it and shut upExpand QuoteWHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?[close]
Expand QuoteWHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?[close]stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it andshut up
I didnt say it, i typed it. BETCHNot saying "convos" would be a good start to "manning up"Expand QuoteI've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz[close]
Not saying "convos"? would be a good start to "manning up"Expand QuoteI've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz[close]
Matched with a super cute girl today. It's only the second person I've ever matched with so it's kind of hard to believe. I don't wanna think it's a troll, but I'm prepared. Plus no mutual friends and she's only 10 miles away? Seems kinda weird to me.sorry guy, it's me on the other end of that account.
Matched with a super cute girl today. It's only the second person I've ever matched with so it's kind of hard to believe. I don't wanna think it's a troll, but I'm prepared. Plus no mutual friends and she's only 10 miles away? Seems kinda weird to me.
Matched with a super cute girl today. It's only the second person I've ever matched with so it's kind of hard to believe. I don't wanna think it's a troll, but I'm prepared. Plus no mutual friends and she's only 10 miles away? Seems kinda weird to me.
Another "she turned out to be a man" story.. Really? Are the gay men doing this really thinking a straight guy will be cool with their girl date being a man? Seems unbelievable, I'd probably call him out loudly for all to hear. It's almost like predator-type shit and should be illegal.
I've had dozens of matches, messaged nearly all of them.. Tried everything from jokes, compliments, questions, comments, sarcasm, etc.. Just being myself/not a pervert... By the 2-3rd reply I've lost them. This would be great time for all the big talkers in here to share their secrets.
Another "she turned out to be a man" story.. Really?? Are the gay men doing this really thinking a straight guy will be cool with their girl date being a man?? Seems unbelievable, I'd probably call him out loudly for all to hear.? It's almost like predator-type shit and should be illegal.
I've had dozens of matches, messaged nearly all of them.. Tried everything from jokes, compliments, questions, comments, sarcasm, etc.. Just being myself/not a pervert... By the 2-3rd reply I've lost them.? This would be great time for all the big talkers in here to share their secrets.
alright alright alright I'll give you guys a lil dirt. Had this app for about a month now and I've hooked up with 4 different girls. 3 in the 2nd weekend of having the app. I dont know what the fuck happened. But my go to is this. "Hey (tinder ho's name). You look fucking good in your pictures." "tell me you come to (your town) often". or if shes only a few miles away, "tell me you live in (your town). then I usually wait for a response. First off it's important to say the name, and pepper it in semi often throughout the conversation. So i often go with "fucking good" or "fucking sexy" or "fucking gorgeous", depending on the ho. The compliment I keep getting from my matches is that I'm very forward, and they all say that's a good thing, whether they end up wanting the D or not. and also, when you figure out if they come to your area much you can gauge whether or not you actually give a fuck.
If they reply and are receptive to the idea, the floodgates are open. What I've found is I can be the most forward and crude person as long as i back it up by making them laugh. Just keep making them reply with the little haha's or the best, the hahahahahahah's (honestly that's how you really know a chick is down, especially if they tell you that you made them laugh, it's in the bag.) So i just keep being funny, talk about some light topics, and if you can make them ask you all the stupid shit. where you from, did you go to school, still in school, work, blah blah blah then they're the boring ones, not you. you're all interesting n shit.
so after a bit of chatting up, more compliments, telling them i like a specific photo because "im a sucker for a pretty face", asking "what do you do to occupy youre time?" (and this all has to happen in the same session by the way or else you'll most likely lose them on the next), and this is what I say to MOST girls, not all, but most. and it's worked on all 4 of my successes so far. assuming theyre responsive, "so are you on this app to mess around, or do you mayybe want to sit on my face sometime?" now I've gotten everything from haha's to "both" to "oooh i would love to sit on your face" to "no thank you" to straight up getting blocked. But assuming all is going in your favor it is essential to get a number. If they say theyre down I usually just say "great. 415-555-5555". now it's important to give it some time and wait for the text. If you didnt get any sort of reply know that you're still in the game fully. you just need to keep talking with them and maybe set up a time and place to meet before they feel comfortable texting you. once you get dem digits, you should be golden.
now before I leave you I'll impart some strategy your way in regards to getting matches. ALWAYS SWIPE RIGHT. seriously, cast a wide fucking net. and though youll encounter many a hambeast or autobot, you can easily just delete them. the cream will rise, damnit! it will rise.
just remember folks, It's a numbers game
UTP
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I dunno wat the fuxk is going on here. this is happening 6km away from me
I took UTP's advice and started being more forward/horny with my messages. I've had my finest partner to date sleep over 3 times in the past week. Thank you UTP.
fake accountExpand QuoteI took UTP's advice and started being more forward/horny with my messages. I've had my finest partner to date sleep over 3 times in the past week. Thank you UTP.[close]
This makes me so fuckin happy. I'm stoked for you beans. I've been in LA for a week with a broken collarbone and I've still managed to slay 2 hambeasts in a week. The scene is ripe out here. Even with a sling on I've still managed to pound. So far though it seems that I've only really run into mid-shelf girls. I'm not complaining, hey it's pussy, but at the same time I feel I could get a much hotter girl if I put the effort in to wine n dine them n all that. Hey but guess what, fuck that. I'm never meeting a girl in real life again this new age fuck game is just way too fun and effortless. Keep it up boys I wanna hear more success stories.
Don't trust her. ^^^ Rubber up man. You don't know how many guys she now feels "comfortable" with or if the birth control works.
Don't trust her. ^^^ Rubber up man. You don't know how many guys she now feels "comfortable" with or if the birth control works.
Reporting back to say I slayed my first Tinder chick.
I actually used the advice and kinda stole the line of asking chicks if they wanna sit on faces or whatever. How I phrase it after maybe 1 or 2 introduction funny messages is "So what are you doing on this app, looking for your future husband or someone's face to sit on?" Usually, you'll either get no reply or the other option is they think it's kind of funny and it semi opens the door to some sexual talk/chance for both of you to be up front.
But yeah, porked a girl I knew was going to be on the thicker side, but her body was like the perfect proportions of thick. I usually end up disappointed when I think a girl is going to be the perfect curvy size, but she takes off her clothes and is lumpy and gross. But this girl had an ass for fucking days, and she also said I could come stay the night with her but no sex the first night. That quickly changed once we got into bed. And to top it off after using condoms that night, she lets me know shes comfortable with me now and let me feel her Birth Control implant in her arm, and that I won't have to wear condoms next time. Lets hope I get her pregnant guys yay!!!
She's probably telling her friends, I slayed my 10th Tinder dude. I always think as much as guys get all happy fucking chicks on Tinder that it's the same way with girls since no one uses Tinder for serious relationships. But props to you though, just strap up.
I, I am offended sir. No more advice for you icenine were done! Finished!fake accountExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI took UTP's advice and started being more forward/horny with my messages. I've had my finest partner to date sleep over 3 times in the past week. Thank you UTP.[close]
This makes me so fuckin happy. I'm stoked for you beans. I've been in LA for a week with a broken collarbone and I've still managed to slay 2 hambeasts in a week. The scene is ripe out here. Even with a sling on I've still managed to pound. So far though it seems that I've only really run into mid-shelf girls. I'm not complaining, hey it's pussy, but at the same time I feel I could get a much hotter girl if I put the effort in to wine n dine them n all that. Hey but guess what, fuck that. I'm never meeting a girl in real life again this new age fuck game is just way too fun and effortless. Keep it up boys I wanna hear more success stories.[close]
yeah my girls roommate thinks shes gonna find a quality guy on tindr but this bitch also catfished her ex boyfriend and tried to photoshop it to make it look like he was cheating on this new girl
im a fuckin bro so i warned him and he deleted his profile and i downloaded a bunch of porn viruses on her computer so she had to wipe her hard drive
I thank all my SLAP bros for the obvious great advice and everything, but daddy's gotta live a little.
whatever u do dont call ur bedroom carcosa
i have had tinder for about a month now and i got matched up with some cute girls, most of them don't respond after i send a message (my first message is usually "hey whats up?) but me and this on girl hit it off. I asked her if she wanted to come over to binge watch True Detective one night this week and she said she was down. So my question is i should probably meet her in public first right?
i have had tinder for about a month now and i got matched up with some cute girls, most of them don't respond after i send a message (my first message is usually "hey whats up?) but me and this on girl hit it off. I asked her if she wanted to come over to binge watch True Detective one night this week and she said she was down. So my question is i should probably meet her in public first right?
whatever u do dont call ur bedroom carcosatime is a flat circle. We've already fucked. Might as well do it again *never exhales cigarette, cuts little men out of tall can*
I have mono right now, so no tinder meet ups for me right now, but you've always gotta stay "networking." Just potentially hooked a girl on there for the future in a pretty clever, stupid, funny way. Here's the important part of the conversation:
Me: Too bad I have mono hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tinder Girl: That sucks... Kissin too many sluts???
Me: Yeah 4 sure
Wayyyyy too many hot babes
Think I'm on the tail end though since I'm not all dead feeling
So maybe you could be the next one
TG: Not if you're giving me mono babe
Me:No no no no no I would never wish that on anyone
After I am cured
Hahahahaha or not. I tried
TG: After you're cured, sure
Take notes, pals. The slasher's tinder game is strong.
bros. woke up monday to my dick burning when i piss. most likely chlamydz. undoubtedly from a tinder girl. got some antibiotics so i should be good in a week but bros, even if condoms are the worst thing ever, use them. just... use them. in a city like sf, with an app like tinder, it's just waitin to happen. other than that i got some bros working the formula i've put out for them and they've been slaying.Ha. You have earned a Purple Heart. Watch out for boxer lint on ya dick tip.
just go try to talk to girls and get laid like normal people. This app sounds like it's for social retards with no game. Last thing people need is to bury their life deeper into a stupid phone.AMEN
I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.
Expand QuoteI've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.[close]
I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.
Her"Coffee shh" him "Church".Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.[close]
I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.[close]
What lie do you tell people when they ask you "so how did you two cuties meet?"
Her"Coffee shh" him "Church".Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.[close]
I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.[close]
What lie do you tell people when they ask you "so how did you two cuties meet?"[close]
"Uh I mean at church, then we went to a coffee shop"
"Yeah what she said"
And then you both swipe right and break up...
Downloaded the app last night. Really don't know if it feels creepy or ehhh not. My friend thought it was insane that I denied so many chicks. Got a Hit from a girl who is 10cm taller then me.
always try to bone.
Expand QuoteDownloaded the app last night. Really don't know if it feels creepy or ehhh not. My friend thought it was insane that I denied so many chicks. Got a Hit from a girl who is 10cm taller then me.[close]
Would a tall chick be a deal breaker???
Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.
Expand QuoteOk, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.[close]
Yeah, ditch the girl.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteOk, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.[close]
Yeah, ditch the girl.[close]
Just be careful. Next thing you know, you'll be mall grabbing on your way to zumies.Fuck it, who am I kidding? I probably won't be getting any otherwise. I think I'll make it out ok/alive.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteOk, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.[close]
Yeah, ditch the girl.[close][close]
you fuck a longboarder, you turn into a longboarder. everyone knows that.[close]
You post nudes. It's a longboard penance.We can't help you until you post nudes.
does anyone have good conversation starters? my girls don't look dirty, so I don't wanna start with my usual routine."Can science achieve a unified theory of complex systems?"
I saw that the only shared interest one girl and I had was All That, so I just wrote all the lyrics to the theme song that I could remember and nothing else. We have a date next week.
i had my first girl blocked me on it, am i doing it right?If "it" is being a sex pest then yeah I'd say you're doing it right Tobey.
I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls
Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
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Expand QuoteI downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls[close]Expand QuoteTinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
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coincidence?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls[close]Expand QuoteTinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
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coincidence?[close]
Are you inquiring if ice nine is a tranny?
Slap might be getting super weird real quick.
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but other than that I agree with your sentiment. There really shouldn't be anything considered "weird" about. It's definitely outside of accepted cultural norms, but that's no reason to feel uncomfortable by another person. Unless they do some weird shit directly to you to make you uncomfortable, but that feeling doesn't discriminate.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls[close]Expand QuoteTinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
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coincidence?[close]
Are you inquiring if ice nine is a tranny?
Slap might be getting super weird real quick.
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it's not really surprising but she should be able to choose whatever lifestyle she wants without discrimination.
somebody give this man a medalaight so you're here
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I tried hard to bust a nut on her face, but couldn't, and after fucking some more to get to the ender, I pulled out and came on her stomach. When you watch porn stars pull out and get into that position fast to finish on the girls face, that's harder than I thought it would be. New found respect.
you know what to do nowExpand QuoteI tried hard to bust a nut on her face, but couldn't, and after fucking some more to get to the ender, I pulled out and came on her stomach. When you watch porn stars pull out and get into that position fast to finish on the girls face, that's harder than I thought it would be. New found respect.[close]
you're not kidding man. anytime my girlfriend and i have tried this, especially if she's drunk and lets me film it, the whole quick pull out to finish on the face is near impossible to coordinate. at this point in 2.5 years i have a handful of videos: cumming on her hands, cumming on the bed/pillow/her hair, cumming on her stomach because i pulled out too fast and had to start going to finish, and theres the classic one where she falls off the bed and i am just standing there sunburnt as a lobster jerking off on her on the floor as we are laughing.
I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.
Expand QuoteI find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.[close]
lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.
Expand QuoteI find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.[close]
lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.[close]
lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.[close]
most important thing when dealing with meeting someone new. i dont have any tinder or online stories, but the way i met my girlfriend was one of the most awkward, yet probably the most rewarding situations ive ever been in. i was out with my friends for my birthday and we were at a bar playing pool. a girl (who is now my girlfriend) came up to us and asked if she could play with us. i said yes, and let her be on my team. we play a few games together then after that we each went back to our friends. when she left she said good bye and happy birthday to me and we had an awkward exchange of phone numbers. i think this was the first time a girl who i had never spoken to before that day gave me her number, so i waited a few days and texted her. we agreed to meet up at another bar a few days later. that day came and she said she wasnt going to the bar, but was having people over for drinks at her house and told me to come over. i kind of felt like i had to go, so i started to drive there. when i got about five minutes from her house, i freaked out and turned around. the thought of going to a strangers house to hang out with people who ive never met scared the shit out of me. i was almost home and she texted me asking where i was. i didnt know what to say. i did think this girl was really cool, and i did want to hang out with her, but not in a setting where there were a bunch of other people who i didnt know. i pulled over in a parking lot and kind of psyched myself up and thought about the fact that i had nothing to lose. if i wasnt having fun at her party, i could get up and leave. i never had to see or speak to her or anyone there ever again if i didnt want to. and since none of them knew me, it really didnt matter what they thought of me because id never see them again. so i went over to the party and it was a little awkward at first, but her and her friends were some of the nicest and friendliest people i had ever met. we started hanging out a lot after that and her friends were always super nice to me and made me feel like i was part of their group. it made me realize that my group of friends were pretty exclusive and judgemental, and a bunch of behind the back shit talkers. i felt really proud of myself that i went way out of my comfort zone and did something that i was scared to do and it ended up turning out really well.
i know social situations are totally different for everyone, but if youve never tried going out and meeting strangers before, just try it. it might not always work out great, but at least you tried. and if someone rejects you, or makes you feel uncomfortable, forget about them. you never have to see them again anyway. i dont know if my stupid story helped give you any confidence, but i hope it might.
I feel like social media and Tinder are draining the true interactions out of social life. There's no risk or leaving your comfort zone when it comes to just looking at a screen and swiping left or right with no fear or rejection. The adrenaline of approaching, the satisfaction that comes with that landed joke, or that time span between asking for her phone number and actually getting it (which seems to last forever) all go from boundary expanding experiences to watered down versions of their former selves. As skaters, aren't we always trying to remove ourselves from our comfort zones? I say fuck it, put the phone down and try to meet someone in person before you find yourselves incapable of doing so because of Tinder Atrophy.
Expand QuoteI feel like social media and Tinder are draining the true interactions out of social life. There's no risk or leaving your comfort zone when it comes to just looking at a screen and swiping left or right with no fear or rejection. The adrenaline of approaching, the satisfaction that comes with that landed joke, or that time span between asking for her phone number and actually getting it (which seems to last forever) all go from boundary expanding experiences to watered down versions of their former selves. As skaters, aren't we always trying to remove ourselves from our comfort zones? I say fuck it, put the phone down and try to meet someone in person before you find yourselves incapable of doing so because of Tinder Atrophy.[close]
seriously. i dont do any social media these days besides post on slap and share photos on tumblr, and i dont know any of the people i interact with on either site personally. i dont talk to any of my "friends" anymore because i dont use facebook or instagram. but nobody bothers to be a friend in real life anymore, so whats the point of spending hours of my life reading the meaningless shit people have to say or looking at what they ate that day for lunch. fuck, you go out with people now and they sit on their fucking phones the whole time like theyre going to miss something important that johnny fucknuts might post on facebook instead of having a conversation with you. thats just my social media rant. i dont even know if it fits in here.
and i dont want to come off as anti tinder or anti online dating or anything. i know i got lucky as fuck finding a girl in public because im not a person who goes up to people and starts conversations. plus, im kind of past the age where going out to the bar and trying to meet girls is fun, so if i wasnt in a relationship, i could totally see myself getting on a dating site. i honestly dont even know where id go to look for a girl, but you probably find a girl when youre not looking anyway. either way though, youve got to put yourself out there in public eventually. and as hard as it might be for you, dont let people scare you, especially strangers. youve got nothing to lose. the people around you are no better than you, so their opinions shouldnt matter. much easier said than done, i know that, but isnt it the truth?
Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
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5 consoles? Damn.
Every tranny on the internet has a bigger cock than me.Expand QuoteTinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
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5 consoles? Damn.[close]
Wonder how confused the dogs must've been through the transition...
And they want to cut their thing off. Don't forget she's probably got more consoles and games, too.Every tranny on the internet has a bigger cock than me.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteTinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
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5 consoles? Damn.[close]
Wonder how confused the dogs must've been through the transition...[close]
so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?
edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex
Expand Quoteso finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?
edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex[close]
go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it ;)
Expand QuoteExpand Quoteso finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?
edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex[close]
go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it ;)[close]
Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.
sorry for what? 40 cent wings and 2 dollar beers seems funExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteso finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?
edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex[close]
go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it ;)[close]
Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.[close]
lol. sorry, good luck to you.
sorry for what? 40 cent wings and 2 dollar beers seems funExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteso finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?
edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex[close]
go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it ;)[close]
Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.[close]
lol. sorry, good luck to you.[close]
Hot wings are probably not the best idea for a first date.sorry for what? 40 cent wings and 2 dollar beers seems funExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteso finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?
edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex[close]
go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it ;)[close]
Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.[close]
lol. sorry, good luck to you.[close]
So ive been conversating with 3 chicks. One of them we had this'd great conversation about books. The other we judst kinda flirt around and joke around. The laser one we judst talk. I don't know if I should focus more with the book girl or the flirty one.Go for the flirty one.
Had my first tinder date last week and it looks like we're good at getting naked together. Her parents are members of a parliament in a bigger state in Germany, which is Kind of cool. And she likes buttstuff.Well played.
half of the world is female yet they act like they're a scarce resource. They, can say "hi","hey", or "whats up", but we have to say the correct algorithm of words or we're getting no where. But then theirs those really cool chicks. It just sucks when they disappear.
I'm one those who over think it. I don't want to be that.
so i've met a bunch of girls off tinder and okcupid in the past couple months. i moved across the country knowing that i wouldn't have any friends. i pretty much had to force myself to go out and make a whole new group of friends and force myself to talk to girls. tinder and okcupid definitely got my confidence up because without them i would have been too much of a pussy to go up and talk to girls out of the blue. my first day in california i met a girl at a bar, took her back to the spot and had a fire, and then we hooked up in the backyard on the shed. the process was maybe an hour tops. i was stoked. she blocked my number. no big loss. i met a few more chicks and within the first month i hit my yearly quota for hooking up with girls and going on dates. it was awesome. it gave me the ability to just walk up to any random girl and compliment them and ask if i could get them a drink and start rambling with them
Go for the flirty one.Expand QuoteSo ive been conversating with 3 chicks. One of them we had this'd great conversation about books. The other we judst kinda flirt around and joke around. The laser one we judst talk. I don't know if I should focus more with the book girl or the flirty one.[close]
http://lazertits.com/ (http://lazertits.com/)Expand QuoteGo for the flirty one.Expand QuoteSo ive been conversating with 3 chicks. One of them we had this'd great conversation about books. The other we judst kinda flirt around and joke around. The laser one we judst talk. I don't know if I should focus more with the book girl or the flirty one.[close][close]
You met a laser girl (whatever the fuck that is) and you want to know which girl to try to kick it with? does she shoot lasers out her tits? gimme a break.
i'm in camarillo for now. it's right near ventura. i was going to move to east la, but ventura is cooler and i know more people up here. plus it's not laExpand Quoteso i've met a bunch of girls off tinder and okcupid in the past couple months. i moved across the country knowing that i wouldn't have any friends. i pretty much had to force myself to go out and make a whole new group of friends and force myself to talk to girls. tinder and okcupid definitely got my confidence up because without them i would have been too much of a pussy to go up and talk to girls out of the blue. my first day in california i met a girl at a bar, took her back to the spot and had a fire, and then we hooked up in the backyard on the shed. the process was maybe an hour tops. i was stoked. she blocked my number. no big loss. i met a few more chicks and within the first month i hit my yearly quota for hooking up with girls and going on dates. it was awesome. it gave me the ability to just walk up to any random girl and compliment them and ask if i could get them a drink and start rambling with them[close]
Good for you man, stoked it's working out, I'm in a pretty similar "moved to a place where I don't know people" situation. What part of California did you move to?
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place. �We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that". �She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her. �
At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments. �I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.
I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano. �I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker. �Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite. �Then I left.
I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place. We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that". She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.
At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments. I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.
I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano. I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker. Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite. Then I left.
I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.
We get it Will, you're borderline illiterate, but you gotta cool it with the 6 GIFs in one reply. Use your words like a big boy.
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Haha, good call on people calling out my story as b.s. Note to self: Don't post while dusted and inebriated.
I was basing my post on GOOD BLOKE's post, where he said that he pissed on a girl's bathroom floor for not hooking up with him, but I tried to make mine sound as sadistic and douchey as possible. It was a joke, albeit in bad taste. I was just curious to see how people would react.
My info on Tinder is "If you're into butt stuff then swipe right and we'll get this started, but if not then you have no business on here." and my default is just a picture of me as a baby.
so the girl i was talking about in the last page i randomly texted her saying "just got done season 7 of psych it was funny", she then just randomly said come over. i got her to come over here and she brought beer. i haven't had any sexual encounters with any girl in about 3 years so i was worried i would be the one hit quitter type deal, but that wasn't the case she started to give me head. that last 20 minutes in till we started to have sex and that last 30 minutes and then she gave me head again for another 20 minutes and still NOTHING. she is hot too and i only had a beer so im fucking bummed but she put in a lot of work so it was fun. hanging out with her again because why not?
i take anti anxiety medication, i am always like that with a girl but im usually wasted and would think it was because of that, so next time if she comes over i won't take my medication and see if that works. Or i might just be gay so who knowswhat kinda medication? i fuck w/ benzos and any chance i get to jerk off, stuff comes out. is it like a longterm effect? for anyways, good for you getting to horseplay w/ a bird. i usedta hang out w/ this quadriplegic who would say shit like 'ejaculation is a must' but really it's just rad that she let you in. maybe replace your meds w/ booze next time?
edit: i also had netflix playing in the background and we fooled around for about 2 and a half episodes of a sitcom, im not bragging that i can last that long it honestly sucks cause she was upset and thought i didn't find her attractive which wasn't the case
^ im on paxil and geodon, the geodon is for panic attacks so that never effected me but the paxil is a type of SSRI so i think that's the problemyo, wean yourself offa those ssris before ya shoot up a school or drown a family of kittens or some shit. fuck the pain away.
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place. We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that". She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.
At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments. I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.
I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano. I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker. Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite. Then I left.
I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.
What do you think this place is? Buzzfeed?Expand QuoteTinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place. We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that". She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.
At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments. I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.
I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano. I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker. Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite. Then I left.
I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.[close]
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You spent $1000 on a tinder date...
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...with a girl who's fridge contains nothing but ketchup packets when she invites you over...
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....And you still didn't smash?
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just go out and have a good time , she might be super nice and funny , a new friend , drinking buddy or somebody to fuckgood call man, I was overthinking this. Fuck it, worst case scenario I never see her again.
or if it doesnt work out , just say that
good call man, I was overthinking this. Fuck it, worst case scenario I never see her again.Expand Quotejust go out and have a good time , she might be super nice and funny , a new friend , drinking buddy or somebody to fuck
or if it doesnt work out , just say that[close]
No. Worst case scenario would be that she rapes and murders you.
No. Worst case scenario would be that sheNote for the Gipper this could be best case scenariorapeschickenhawks and murders you and then chickenhawks your still warm corpse.
ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.
Expand Quoteever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.[close]
You're over the hill man. You should just get chemically castrated. Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion. Or some shit.
^ just talk to both & go with whoever appears the most receptive towards youYou've gotten so boring. Get neck tattoos and go to prison or something and come back.
Expand QuoteExpand Quoteever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.[close]
You're over the hill man. You should just get chemically castrated. Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion. Or some shit.[close]
i actually got matched up with two girls last night, the one girl seems like a "punk rocker" type girl cause she has those huge stupid gauge ear rings but still pretty hot and the other girl is decent. Doesn't really to seem to have anything going for her but shes cute and seems like we would have a fun time cause shes my age. So who should i message this weekend? Weird thing i just realized, they both have the same name
the thing is like i said they both have the SAME name so if i give both of them my numbers i wouldn't be able to know which one is which if they both text me, i plan on hitting them both up but for right now I'm going to tackle one at a timeExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.[close]
You're over the hill man. You should just get chemically castrated. Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion. Or some shit.[close]
i actually got matched up with two girls last night, the one girl seems like a "punk rocker" type girl cause she has those huge stupid gauge ear rings but still pretty hot and the other girl is decent. Doesn't really to seem to have anything going for her but shes cute and seems like we would have a fun time cause shes my age. So who should i message this weekend? Weird thing i just realized, they both have the same name[close]
is this even a question
BOTH
the thing is like i said they both have the SAME name so if i give both of them my numbers i wouldn't be able to know which one is which if they both text me, i plan on hitting them both up but for right now I'm going to tackle one at a timeExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.[close]
You're over the hill man. You should just get chemically castrated. Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion. Or some shit.[close]
i actually got matched up with two girls last night, the one girl seems like a "punk rocker" type girl cause she has those huge stupid gauge ear rings but still pretty hot and the other girl is decent. Doesn't really to seem to have anything going for her but shes cute and seems like we would have a fun time cause shes my age. So who should i message this weekend? Weird thing i just realized, they both have the same name[close]
is this even a question
BOTH[close]
i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report backDo they have fucking last names like most other humans? If not. Just put _____ Gauges or ________ Fat and do it that way.
i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back
Expand Quotei think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back[close]
Ask them for their number first and when you save their number write something next to their names that you can remember them by
sleepy: its tinder it only shows the first name
shitsandwhich: i don't like getting their number and having to text them first because the past year and a half when ever i would text a girl they would never respond so i give my number out and if they want to hang out they can text me. Instead of making me feel like shit if i text first and they don't respond.
I'm just going to message the "punk" girl tonight and then message the other girl around Monday or Tuesday
Expand Quotesleepy: its tinder it only shows the first name
shitsandwhich: i don't like getting their number and having to text them first because the past year and a half when ever i would text a girl they would never respond so i give my number out and if they want to hang out they can text me. Instead of making me feel like shit if i text first and they don't respond.
I'm just going to message the "punk" girl tonight and then message the other girl around Monday or Tuesday[close]
real talk you gon have to get over this shit man. I understand that you're gonna want to talk to girls who're actually into you and you have a right to be selective HOWEVER in the initial stages you gotta not be a little bitch & make a move. women get attention all the time so they dont really have to go out on limb to see if some guy is interested and most often they wont, even if they have some type of interest in them. If you're too scared to text her first...how you gon be able to expect to handle everything else? im rooting for ya man but sheeeesh! just stop overthinking shit & dont be afraid to fail if you ever happen to do so. look at it this way, you gotta make all these stupid mistakes early with these random tinder girls so you can learn from them so one day down the line whenever you meet a girl that you REALLY like, you already know what to do & arent learning on the job.
Tobey = SLAP poster that most lives up to the character that their account is based off of.
Expand Quotei think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back[close]
Ask them for their number first and when you save their number write something next to their names that you can remember them by
well the punk girl didn't respond cause she must be gay cause I'm such a catch and the other girl messaged me back saying she can't do anything thing in till next week so i was stressing over nothingYou're clearly a douche.
You're clearly a douche.Expand Quotewell the punk girl didn't respond cause she must be gay cause I'm such a catch and the other girl messaged me back saying she can't do anything thing in till next week so i was stressing over nothing[close]
Expand QuoteYou're clearly a douche.Expand Quotewell the punk girl didn't respond cause she must be gay cause I'm such a catch and the other girl messaged me back saying she can't do anything thing in till next week so i was stressing over nothing[close][close]
i guess sarcasm doesn't really go well over the internet
not trying to discourage you tobey, but don't be surprised if she isn't as pretty or thin in person. girls are magicians when it comes to photographing themselves.
Tobey, post up her profile pic, if you don't mind. We can let you know if there is anything to be concerned about.I'm not saying shes extremely hot but shes cute and we both never seen the 2006 trailer park boys movie ( i seen count down to liquor day) so it would seem like a fun night
recently broke my dry spell as well, almost 2 years. So now I've been going wild messaging everyone. The lamest shit too, whatever!unmatch with them and block duh. Gotta keep that inbox clear for real matches.
you guys see the new update? It's like snapchat, but called "Moments" They have 24 hours to see whatever photo you send. The negative about it is it sends the photo to ALL of your matches. You can't pick just one. Sounds like a real accident waiting to happen.. especially since some of my matches are my friends in real life
god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!
get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!Expand Quotegod damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.[close]
get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!Expand Quotegod damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.[close]
Expand Quoteget wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!Expand Quotegod damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.[close][close]
this is good advice. fuck her anyway. get it in and dont ever talk to her again if you dont want to. have you read the fat chick thread?
and from my experience as well, pissing the bed is a sure fire way to piss off whatever woman youre sharing the bed with. i went on vacation on a houseboat with my girlfriend at the time and 10 other people a few years ago. i got so wasted i pissed the bed the first two nights. she was so pissed and hated me so much by the third day that she thought about calling her dad and asking for a plane ticket home. i acted real sorry and she got over my behavior and i still fucked her every day on the pee covered bed. until the last night we were there and my dick and balls started to swell up and get all crusty and infected. turns out that after spending hours a day in our filthy hot tub, not bathing the whole trip, and consuming nothing but alcohol, i worked up a pretty gnarly bacterial and fungal infection all over my lower half. shit was brutal, but i went to the hospital after we got back and they hooked me up with some antibiotics and it cleared up in a few days. pretty cool story, huh?
Expand QuoteExpand Quoteget wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!Expand Quotegod damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.[close][close]
this is good advice. fuck her anyway. get it in and dont ever talk to her again if you dont want to. have you read the fat chick thread?
and from my experience as well, pissing the bed is a sure fire way to piss off whatever woman youre sharing the bed with. i went on vacation on a houseboat with my girlfriend at the time and 10 other people a few years ago. i got so wasted i pissed the bed the first two nights. she was so pissed and hated me so much by the third day that she thought about calling her dad and asking for a plane ticket home. i acted real sorry and she got over my behavior and i still fucked her every day on the pee covered bed. until the last night we were there and my dick and balls started to swell up and get all crusty and infected. turns out that after spending hours a day in our filthy hot tub, not bathing the whole trip, and consuming nothing but alcohol, i worked up a pretty gnarly bacterial and fungal infection all over my lower half. shit was brutal, but i went to the hospital after we got back and they hooked me up with some antibiotics and it cleared up in a few days. pretty cool story, huh?[close]
lol amazing story. you must be wealthy or have some serious charm or something to have been able to hang onto her after all that.
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?maybe phrase it more lyrically like that dead boys song 'girl, i don't really wanna dance. i, i just wanna get in your pants'.
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?Yeah it sounds creepy to me but I know nothing of these apps, their etiquette and the youth of today.
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?Yes but maybe phrase it like: " Your looking for dick? mine works most of the time, lets fuck"
Yes but maybe phrase it like: " Your looking for dick? mine works most of the time, lets fuck"Expand QuoteQuick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?[close]
Why block her? You might as well straight up ask for a bj and see what happens. It reminds me, when I first heard of tinder me and some buddies took my friend's phone who got it (this was like 2-3 years ago before everyone had it). We right swiped everyone and matched with this really gnarly fat chick and started messaging her.
The first message was literally, "I want to fill you to the brim."
You would think she would block him, but she responded something like "lol thats gross. what are you up to?" So I guess the point is, she can't say yes if you don't ask.
honestly i might give up on just having sex in general because i like said a couple pages back i didn't cum when i had sex with that girl and she was really cute and the whole time i was fooling around with her and was worried that my beer would get warm. Maybe it was because she was super loose and i dont have the biggest dick in the world so that could have been it but i plan on hanging out with one of these 2 girls i got their numbers off tinder. One seems like she has a great ass and the other one is a ginger. I am conflicted because im an ass man but i also never hooked up with a ginger so im leaving my choice up to the gods of slap. You pick both are the same age too
edit: forgot to say i plan on hanging out with both of them some time this month but i dont want to hang out with both of them the same weekend because i don't want to drink 2 nights in a row i just need to choose who i will hang out with this weekend
honestly i might give up on just having sex in general because i like said a couple pages back i didn't cum when i had sex with that girl and she was really cute and the whole time i was fooling around with her and was worried that my beer would get warm. Maybe it was because she was super loose and i dont have the biggest dick in the world so that could have been it but i plan on hanging out with one of these 2 girls i got their numbers off tinder. One seems like she has a great ass and the other one is a ginger. I am conflicted because im an ass man but i also never hooked up with a ginger so im leaving my choice up to the gods of slap. You pick both are the same age toowait what?
edit: forgot to say i plan on hanging out with both of them some time this month but i dont want to hang out with both of them the same weekend because i don't want to drink 2 nights in a row i just need to choose who i will hang out with this weekend
wish i could fuck around with this thing but it's not worth making a facebook for. A+ thread though, has definitely provided the laughs
honestly i might give up on just having sex in general because i like said a couple pages back i didn't cum when i had sex with that girl and she was really cute and the whole time i was fooling around with her and was worried that my beer would get warm. Maybe it was because she was super loose and i dont have the biggest dick in the world so that could have been it but i plan on hanging out with one of these 2 girls i got their numbers off tinder. One seems like she has a great ass and the other one is a ginger. I am conflicted because im an ass man but i also never hooked up with a ginger so im leaving my choice up to the gods of slap. You pick both are the same age too
edit: forgot to say i plan on hanging out with both of them some time this month but i dont want to hang out with both of them the same weekend because i don't want to drink 2 nights in a row i just need to choose who i will hang out with this weekend
don't EVER stop updating us Tobey.
im pretty sure its because of the meds im on, i told my doctor about it and he said to only take half of my meds on a night i might have sex so hopefully that will make the night more fun. SSRI's are the worst or like you said fenzadill i might just be in to guysI've been on SSRI's for 2+ years now and never had a problem sexually. I know they say they can have an effect but maybe it's a combination of meds. Are you in anything else? It could also be a psychological thing.
I just want to fuck, I can't be spending cash on women that I ain't going to fuck.
I've been on SSRI's for 2+ years now and never had a problem sexually. I know they say they can have an effect but maybe it's a combination of meds. Are you in anything else? It could also be a psychological thing.Expand Quoteim pretty sure its because of the meds im on, i told my doctor about it and he said to only take half of my meds on a night i might have sex so hopefully that will make the night more fun. SSRI's are the worst or like you said fenzadill i might just be in to guys[close]
Went on a tinder date the other week, I thought this chick was going to be mediocre than boom she was way hotter than I thought and out of my league, i thought it went well, though she hasn't replied to the two text messages I sent her since. I think she also realises she is out of my league. what a slut.dont treat them like theyre hot...
I have another tinder date this Friday, not looking forward to it. I just want to fuck, I can't be spending cash on women that I ain't going to fuck. I had a bit of luck on this app when I first started going on it a year or so a go, I found some right sluts that just wanted the schlong, now I'm going on stupid fucking dates. I also hope this one doesn't turn out to be hot, that would suck.
I also hope this one doesn't turn out to be hot, that would suck.
Been consistently hanging out with/boning a girl I met on Tinder about a month ago. She's cool and by far the best looking girl I've ever slept with (like, well out of my league), but she's not very cultured (she's rich, white, and southern). Last night she got super upset because she thought I didn't respect her intelligence and only want to fuck. Well, she wasn't entirely wrong (I do respect her intelligence because she is smart, but I just don't think she's been exposed to very much and because of that our frames of reference are very different). That conflict was way more serious than I intended for things to get, and shit got real weird and I left. I kind of panicked about being called out and I felt like I huge asshole. On the drive home I realized that she swallowed my cum less than 30 minutes before this conflict because I told her I wanted her to. I wonder how shitty that feels.
Could be the drugs or as you said it could be that you are lacking a connection with these girls. I'm on citalopram and use propanarol occasionally and neither have effected me. I stopped taking the citalopram for a while because I forgot to fill my script and it didn't go so well so I decided to stay on it for now.Expand QuoteI've been on SSRI's for 2+ years now and never had a problem sexually. I know they say they can have an effect but maybe it's a combination of meds. Are you in anything else? It could also be a psychological thing.Expand Quoteim pretty sure its because of the meds im on, i told my doctor about it and he said to only take half of my meds on a night i might have sex so hopefully that will make the night more fun. SSRI's are the worst or like you said fenzadill i might just be in to guys[close][close]
im on a pretty strong SSRI called paxil and another pill for panic attacks called geodon, i dont think its the geodon because when i was just on that i had fun during sex but that might be because i was drunk or maybe im just a pussy and need to make a legit connection with the girl to be really in to it which i havent been in about 3-4 years
I think she also realises she is out of my league. what a slut.
Expand QuoteBeen consistently hanging out with/boning a girl I met on Tinder about a month ago. She's cool and by far the best looking girl I've ever slept with (like, well out of my league), but she's not very cultured (she's rich, white, and southern). Last night she got super upset because she thought I didn't respect her intelligence and only want to fuck. Well, she wasn't entirely wrong (I do respect her intelligence because she is smart, but I just don't think she's been exposed to very much and because of that our frames of reference are very different). That conflict was way more serious than I intended for things to get, and shit got real weird and I left. I kind of panicked about being called out and I felt like I huge asshole. On the drive home I realized that she swallowed my cum less than 30 minutes before this conflict because I told her I wanted her to. I wonder how shitty that feels.[close]
what did you say that got her all pissed off?
However, we made up and are about to go get a drink together. I think all's well.Expand QuoteOn the drive home I realized that she swallowed my cum less than 30 minutes before this conflict because I told her I wanted her to. I wonder how shitty that feels.[close]
So Tinder is finally starting to pay off, when I was in Richmond over the weekend this gorgeous black girl hit me up at 2:30 am when our 4th of July party was winding down and invited me over, we ended up boning while watching United States of Tara. When she was walking me out she told me she felt like she should give me something, so I guess I did a good job...and/or she thinks I'm a prostitute. Stoked either way. Plus I met this rad girl who's bigger than I'd usually go for, but hanging out with her is a blast so fuck it.i c u dawg
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
To get on tinder I would have to update my OS on my phone which doesnt have enough memory to do so.Think I'd have to delete all my photos/apps off my phone to make it work...might need a new phone? and I'd have to make a facebook account. This shit is pissing me off. Can't see myself jumping through all these hoops just to do it.
me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.
i will never understand cute girls
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
It's called experimentingExpand QuoteWent on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.[close]
did u smash?
anybody here fuck with that moments feature on tinder?
i noticed that by posting a few choice pictures through it i got 2x the amount of messages from girls. some of them i messaged back in march originally, but they never replied for whatever reason. i post one picture of myself on crutches and instantly i have five separate girls saying how they want to come and take care of me. there aren't enough days in the week for the number of nurses i want. tinder is like the gift that keeps giving
if i had a puppy the game would be changed. i'll take one next time i'm with a puppy and post the resultsExpand Quoteanybody here fuck with that moments feature on tinder?
i noticed that by posting a few choice pictures through it i got 2x the amount of messages from girls. some of them i messaged back in march originally, but they never replied for whatever reason. i post one picture of myself on crutches and instantly i have five separate girls saying how they want to come and take care of me. there aren't enough days in the week for the number of nurses i want. tinder is like the gift that keeps giving[close]
i bet if you added a puppy to the crutches photo you would quadruple your responses
someone on here should post a fake crutches photo to see what happens
walked into a bar, saw a chick sitting alone having a tinder sesh, so I asked her if we could get a perfect match out side of tinder and have a date right now, she said no and was really insulted so i just laughed and left.
did the same to another chick at a bbq she said YES!!!! we didn't hooked up but we had a funny night
Expand Quoteme and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.
i will never understand cute girls[close]
Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game
You're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.Expand QuoteExpand Quoteme and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.
i will never understand cute girls[close]
Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game[close]
jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends
When I was in Phoenix, tinder was the shit. now I just get matched up with phat farm girls.
got this one today
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These posts are hilarious. Yall must live in buttfuck nowhere if you need an app to pull girls. Ever try going out? Every try not being a pussy?
It would bother me if my girl had an online dating account
Ok so what oening lines have you guys pulled out that gets the best response? The whole hey whats up you look like a babe shit aint working and its been way too long since I got my dick wet.
Ok so what oening lines have you guys pulled out that gets the best response? The whole hey whats up you look like a babe shit aint working and its been way too long since I got my dick wet.i'm telling you man. just send like four or five of the heart eyes emoji and maybe the kissing one. maybe follow it up with a compliment if you're really feeling it. it works everytime. your pictures should also be you looking your best, but you have to stand out. no dad-on-vacation pictures or super pixelated pictures. make sure there's something relative to who you are in real life in that goofy about you section. keep talking and talking when they reply. the more you talk the more likely they'll just be up front and give you their number and say to text them instead. that's my tinder coach tip for the day
bout to get on my tinder grind in chicago since it looks like my 3 year relationship is over cause my girls friend was one of my "best friends" on snapchat
Expand Quotebout to get on my tinder grind in chicago since it looks like my 3 year relationship is over cause my girls friend was one of my "best friends" on snapchat[close]
Serves you right for sending dick picks to your girl's friend
relationship aint over cause i actually won an argument for once lol
You're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteme and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.
i will never understand cute girls[close]
Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game[close]
jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends[close]
Expand QuoteYou're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteme and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.
i will never understand cute girls[close]
Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game[close]
jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends[close][close]
i messaged that girl tonight asking why she even gave me her number if she won't respond to me. She said she doesn't believe who i say i am, i guess because im so good lookingand not because i haven't updated a picture since 2011, so i took my first selfie since myspace and sent it to her and now we are talking again!
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteYou're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteme and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.
i will never understand cute girls[close]
Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game[close]
jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends[close][close]
i messaged that girl tonight asking why she even gave me her number if she won't respond to me. She said she doesn't believe who i say i am, i guess because im so good lookingand not because i haven't updated a picture since 2011, so i took my first selfie since myspace and sent it to her and now we are talking again![close]
haha you're the best tobey
So I arrived in copenhagen yesterday night and tried out the Girls here, like: I only pushed the heart. Shit,mit took me along time to get through all chicks, stopped counting after 1000 ...Damn this could be good.
Lots of butterscotch pussy.Like a kid in a candy shop
So I arrived in copenhagen yesterday night and tried out the Girls here, like: I only pushed the heart. Shit,mit took me along time to get through all chicks, stopped counting after 1000 ...
First thing you do is find out how their relationship with their father is... If it's good then unmatch, but if it's bad... Game on.
So you were actually sending her dick pics huh?Expand QuoteExpand Quotebout to get on my tinder grind in chicago since it looks like my 3 year relationship is over cause my girls friend was one of my "best friends" on snapchat[close]
Serves you right for sending dick picks to your girl's friend[close]
fool did i say anything about dick pics? relationship aint over cause i actually won an argument for once lol
my buddy told me this has been working pretty well:
match a few girls, get a few messages going, and then tell them "hey i dont want you to think im cutting you off, but this app just isnt for me so im going to delete it." and then tell them something about how you want to keep talking and get their number.
then next week once you've had your fun, re-surface and repeat. i dont have the app but i could see it working.
Expand Quotemy buddy told me this has been working pretty well:
match a few girls, get a few messages going, and then tell them "hey i dont want you to think im cutting you off, but this app just isnt for me so im going to delete it." and then tell them something about how you want to keep talking and get their number.
then next week once you've had your fun, re-surface and repeat. i dont have the app but i could see it working.[close]
or you could just get a few messages going and ask for her number like a normal person? lol niggas out here lying to girls for no reason n shit. after a few messages I just say something along the lines of i don't wanna get lost in the mix on there (girls get wayyyy more activity than guys on these sites) and give her my number. if she's truly interested she'll text you shorty after or the very next day. if not, then keep it movin
copying word-for-word responses (off the internet no less) really isn't what you wanna do. its really just a crutch for weak conversational skills and after a while these girls start to see yall repeating each other and once she recognizes that shit you're already written off as a lame. develop some better conversation skills & try out your own shit. even if you clown yourself or it doesn't work its always gonna be low-risk/high-reward and experience is gonna give you more knowledge than anybody on this website ever will. i know most of yall just looking for skeezers & quick fucks, but even still, if you want get with some of the better looking women on there you gotta come correct with the shit. aint like its an open-playing field man these girls literally get HUNDREDS of messages each week if not more. One girl i met off OkC a while back showed me her inbox and its fucking ridiculous. it be like 817 unread messages in that bitch, no lie. sometimes these girls don't even be rejecting you when you DO come correct its just a matter of luck & standing out due to her own personal preferences. Girls have exponentially more options than guys on there, so I'm pretty sure you friend aint the only one saying that exact shit. these girls have seen it all man, trust me lol
"and then she cut me off.."
I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.Expand Quote"and then she cut me off.."[close]
this is true, out of those six girls only two of them talk to me but that's just cause i suck at texting
I can't go to the grocery store anymore without seeing a bunch of girls who No'ed or ignored me on dates with taller, better looking tinder dudes.
I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.
and he didn't disappoint yet againExpand QuoteI want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.[close]
^For real. Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.
my room is in the basement and their is a couch and a pretty decent size tv in the main room of the basement. im 22 years oldand he didn't disappoint yet againExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.[close]
^For real. Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.[close]
tobey why'd you take her to the basement? we need a picture of this basement. how old are you so we know?
damn that last one was brutal. at least you're trying?
yeah you just gotta be a lil more up to date with your photos. she probably felt like she got catfished or whatever & felt like she'd be better off just hanging out with her friends some more. it is what is. Don't give up & deactivate your account just from one bad experience just learn from it & keep it moving. this game comes with many ups & downs my friend lol
Guys can you please spice this thread up a little with pix of the chix?I can imagine you doing the "no no none of these will do" thing in your sig to the photos posted.
theres been a couple matches where i meant to hit the girl up but got caught up doing more important things, any of you guys hit up matches even though its been a hot minute since you actually matched them?
just went through a pretty rough relationship. got tinder a couple days ago. got a match. going over tonight. ill report back to u guys if hot or not
and he didn't disappoint yet againExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.[close]
^For real. Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.[close]
tobey why'd you take her to the basement? we need a picture of this basement. how old are you so we know?
damn that last one was brutal. at least you're trying?
http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/ (http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/)
http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/ (http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/)
Can be many things , girl might be insecure , girl might want random hookups , girl might not be super social and doesnt go out alot or she spends alot of time on computer , or like many times she just enjoys the attention . Girl like that on a dating site must get tons of messages and friends requests
or its a fake one , welcome to the internet where men are men , women are men and children are FBI agents
Holy shit.....18?! Some of those girls has to be some fat dude catfishing guys or something. I refuse to believe this chick needs Tinder to meet with guys, even if it is to fuck.
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my room is in the basement and their is a couch and a pretty decent size tv in the main room of the basement. im 22 years oldExpand Quoteand he didn't disappoint yet againExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.[close]
^For real. Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.[close]
tobey why'd you take her to the basement? we need a picture of this basement. how old are you so we know?
damn that last one was brutal. at least you're trying?[close]Expand Quoteyeah you just gotta be a lil more up to date with your photos. she probably felt like she got catfished or whatever & felt like she'd be better off just hanging out with her friends some more. it is what is. Don't give up & deactivate your account just from one bad experience just learn from it & keep it moving. this game comes with many ups & downs my friend lol[close]
yea but the thing is when i go out with my friends or whatever we don't take pictures or upload them to facebook, we just drink but i asked this one girl who i have been friends with since middle school to take pictures of me next time she comes over to swim or whatever cause shes a facebook whore and uploads so many selfies. So hopefully i can pick a couple of good photos from there and put them on tinder. ps i don't take selfies so that might hurt my game but i don't want to be seemed like a douche cause the guys that take selfies in my area think their ghetto or their gay and im not either one of those
what the fuck man? dont be shallow. give mama the care that only papa calve muscles can bring to her. you not only let her down, but me also.
also arent you australian? for some reason im picturing waterloo shantell sliding through your door sideways
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glasses btw... thank you guys for this thread. i would have never gotten tinder had i not read this incredible fucking thing.
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glasses btw... thank you guys for this thread. i would have never gotten tinder had i not read this incredible fucking thing.
^ i literally just hit the heart button to get matched with anyone like i don't look at their bio or other pictures cause why get my hopes up, right? So i get matched up a lot of different ages (usually 18-20). In my experience the girls that are younger like around 18-20 just don't give a fuck, like they won't add on to the conversation at all, you have to keep asking them questions and that makes me feel like a creep cause its just a one way talk. Its kind of fun when im drunk and ill just ask them totally random questions. I actually got matched up with a 17 year old but her age said she was 18 but i didn't read her bio but she turns 18 this month!!!
Expand Quote^ i literally just hit the heart button to get matched with anyone like i don't look at their bio or other pictures cause why get my hopes up, right? So i get matched up a lot of different ages (usually 18-20). In my experience the girls that are younger like around 18-20 just don't give a fuck, like they won't add on to the conversation at all, you have to keep asking them questions and that makes me feel like a creep cause its just a one way talk. Its kind of fun when im drunk and ill just ask them totally random questions. I actually got matched up with a 17 year old but her age said she was 18 but i didn't read her bio but she turns 18 this month!!![close]
are you going to take her to wing night to celebrate?
Expand Quote^ i literally just hit the heart button to get matched with anyone like i don't look at their bio or other pictures cause why get my hopes up, right? So i get matched up a lot of different ages (usually 18-20). In my experience the girls that are younger like around 18-20 just don't give a fuck, like they won't add on to the conversation at all, you have to keep asking them questions and that makes me feel like a creep cause its just a one way talk. Its kind of fun when im drunk and ill just ask them totally random questions. I actually got matched up with a 17 year old but her age said she was 18 but i didn't read her bio but she turns 18 this month!!![close]
are you going to take her to wing night to celebrate?
I can't comprehend how this shit works for you guys.
here's a question for my fellow tinder users that get lucky. whats the lowest age you'll go? i'm 24 and it seems suspect trying to hit up girls that are 18. it's legal and blah blah blah, but i feel like i'd be robbing the cradle. sometimes i feel like if they can't get into a bar then they're too young for me. how much younger than you would you go for?
I can't comprehend how this shit works for you guys.
meeting up with a girl right now!!Good luck Tobey, post noodz!
wish me good luck!
I've come to find out that where I live totally sucks for using tinder. Seriously any cool girls I've talked to on it this summer have been from eastern Long Island or Cape Cod, which may be fairly close if you're making a straight line from point A to B, but those are long fucking drives I'll have you know. I need to get back to school, dudes.
so i got matched up with a girl that lives the next town over we have been messaging each other for a few days and when i woke up from my nap yesterday she just gave me her number and told me to text her. So i texted her she said she was going in to the city and coming back and wants to meet up, so i told her ill get a six pack and we can share it, so im a nervous wreck so i started to drink a couple of beers and then it got late and she said shes at a party but still wanted to come over so i said come over. its about 12 30 at night at this point and i drank about 3 beers so im feeling good, she gets to my house we talked for a second then i invited her in and she said okay. she sat in my basement for about 3 minutes got a phone call and said she has to pick up her friends from the party and i said thats fine. So she left and then i texted her saying like why did you even leave the party if you were just going to leave my house to go back she then hit me with a text saying she has a boyfriend (which is probably a lie) and said to never text her again. I just felt like complete shit like this girl just looked at me for not even a minute and just basically said no thanks. I think she got freaked out because in my pictures i have kind of long hair that just covers my big ass forehead and when i got a haircut recently and when i get haircuts i just get a buzz. So now im thinking of deactivating my tinder account cause she just made me feel so horrible ( i still feel like shit). And all i wanted to do is just watch a movie on netflix and give her some beers cause i didnt want to drink a six pack of pounders to myself but i ended up doing it anyway
Expand QuoteI've come to find out that where I live totally sucks for using tinder. Seriously any cool girls I've talked to on it this summer have been from eastern Long Island or Cape Cod, which may be fairly close if you're making a straight line from point A to B, but those are long fucking drives I'll have you know. I need to get back to school, dudes.[close]
Same here, where I live, there is nothing but Puerto Rican chicks, literally 90 percent of em. I ain't got nothing against Spanish chicks at all, but Spanish girls ain't looking for skinny ass white boys who skate, they are looking for some guy named victor with shitty ass tattoos and a fitted new era. lmao
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI've come to find out that where I live totally sucks for using tinder. Seriously any cool girls I've talked to on it this summer have been from eastern Long Island or Cape Cod, which may be fairly close if you're making a straight line from point A to B, but those are long fucking drives I'll have you know. I need to get back to school, dudes.[close]
Same here, where I live, there is nothing but Puerto Rican chicks, literally 90 percent of em. I ain't got nothing against Spanish chicks at all, but Spanish girls ain't looking for skinny ass white boys who skate, they are looking for some guy named victor with shitty ass tattoos and a fitted new era. lmao[close]
ur trippin, PR girls are the best
Expand QuoteI can't comprehend how this shit works for you guys.[close]
I think you should hire a pro to get that first one out the way, and then you'll have a new found sexual confidence and you'll be slayin butt and fallin in love in no time.
Yeah, I've talked to a couple 18-20 year olds on there, but I'm 26 and it just makes me feel gross, especially since my sister is 15 and they're closer to her age than mine. Plus I feel like we wouldn't really have anything to talk about, but maybe I'm just being judgmental on that. I just assumed that if they can't buy beer, we're not gonna get along.Expand Quotehere's a question for my fellow tinder users that get lucky. whats the lowest age you'll go? i'm 24 and it seems suspect trying to hit up girls that are 18. it's legal and blah blah blah, but i feel like i'd be robbing the cradle. sometimes i feel like if they can't get into a bar then they're too young for me. how much younger than you would you go for?[close]
im 27, i feel like most girls my age on there are probably on there for a reason. id love to fuck an 18 year old again and since id probably only use tinder drunk, im sure i wouldnt have standards. i would feel very creepy, right after i busted that nut.
I guess i got it good and take it for granted. Hella girls in my area. I have Hundreds of matches (getting preyed on by a couger now). But I just dont feel super motivated to start talking "gnar". I may be nieve and assume all these cute girls are way more sweet & innocent then they really are. good luck tobey You should get your own tv show ;D
i think im blowing it with this girl, i am really bad at texting
It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
Expand Quotei think im blowing it with this girl, i am really bad at texting[close]
dont worry, telling your agonizing story on here is probably better than experiencing real sex anyway :-*
Expand QuoteExpand Quotei think im blowing it with this girl, i am really bad at texting[close]
dont worry, telling your agonizing story on here is probably better than experiencing real sex anyway :-*[close]
well you know you hit your darkest times in your life when a fat girl doesn't respond to your texts
I think I may have found the best profile picture ever.
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/fe114726b01997af9768cdc4d179070d/tumblr_natxyshMY41qldlq7o1_500.jpg)
A boring blond bitch getting blasted down a binary butthole?
Expand QuoteA boring blond bitch getting blasted down a binary butthole?[close]
^WIFE THAT.
Tobey, this is gonna sound corny, but don't think of them in categories, and don't think anyone is beneath you OR out of your league. Everyone else in the entire world is just a person who has shit their pants before, just like you. Just relax, and know that if a girl matched with you, she already likes you and the hard part is over. JUST BE YOURSELF AND THEY WILL COME TO YOU NATURALLY. You don't need to put on an air or act in a certain way just be calm and talk to her.
No. You. Don't.Expand QuoteIt's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.[close]
I wish I was black sometimes.
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.
No. You. Don't.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteIt's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.[close]
I wish I was black sometimes.[close]
This thread is seriously lacking photos of girls...
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.
Expand QuoteA tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.[close]
come on man. think of the story youll get to tell. think of the gnars youll get. think of us!
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteA tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.[close]
come on man. think of the story youll get to tell. think of the gnars youll get. think of us![close]
For the love of the dark lord, PLEASE.
"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote. I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.
Expand QuoteNo. You. Don't.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteIt's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.[close]
I wish I was black sometimes.[close][close]
HAhahaha!
Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.
Went good though?yes, that good.
Went good though?
That does not equate to "I bent her over Jefferson Swenson's (died 1912) two foot tall marble grave marker with the engraving of the roses. Which I pressed her face into, saying 'smell the roses, baby' as I pumped her full of man meat. There was a moment there when I thought about how good this headstone would grind, but then quickly remembered I was doing plenty of grinding already the instant before I shot a load on her back. We'll probably meet up again.
I fucked this black girl I met on Tinder last time I was down in Richmond, she was far and away the sexiest girl I've ever been with. 10/10 would booty call if I had her number.Expand Quote"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote. I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.[close]
Ill gnar you everyday for a month if you post back with picsExpand QuoteExpand QuoteNo. You. Don't.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteIt's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.[close]
I wish I was black sometimes.[close][close]
HAhahaha!
Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.[close]
Do black folks use tinder or nah? I only know one black dude killing it on tinder with blondes all the time. If i wasnt going through some shit with my redhead chick right now id probably try it out.
Update. She treated to a coffee at the nearby starbucks. Then cemetery. Wanted to smoke weed first and I don't roast. I brought a few beers and she doesn't drink. Went good though.she has more control over her thoughts than you based off the fact you dont smoke weed and she does and that she doesnt drink alcohol but your lazy, stupid, fat, depressed, braindead self does.
What are yalls thoughts on Badoo?
I was kidding. Yes negroes use tinder. My brothers love it, but they have yet to explain how they make it work.Expand Quote"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote. I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.[close]
Ill gnar you everyday for a month if you post back with picsExpand QuoteExpand QuoteNo. You. Don't.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteIt's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.[close]
I wish I was black sometimes.[close][close]
HAhahaha!
Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.[close]
Do black folks use tinder or nah? I only know one black dude killing it on tinder with blondes all the time. If i wasnt going through some shit with my redhead chick right now id probably try it out.
okay so you can't post a story without a pic of the girl from here on out
The girl you hooked up with after 10 minutes blocked you? Why?
Also, didn't we warn you about wing night?
this app is so fucking confusing.... i finially got a girl to go to WING NIGHT and we both drank one beer there than i said want to grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix? she said yes... To let you guys know she drove an HOUR to meet up with me. So we are sitting on the couch i drank one beer and thought to myself i might as well make the moves and she got super pissed at me cause i tried to make out with her and i asked her why she didn't want to, she gave me a speech saying its her body and shit and im just thinking to myself i met you on tinder and you drove an HOUR to meet up with me so why wouldnt i try to make moves on you?
the first girl i met on there really fucked up my expectations on what girls want on there cause we hAD sex like 10 minutes after she came over
EDIT: i still had a fun night and im hoping she will hang out with me again but the odds are not in my favor
I was instantly reminded of this :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oINW_LSzso
so guys tell me how this is better than speaking to girls IRL. Unless you livein rural area what's the problem?
honestly girls are so easy to pickup, im not a great looking dude either
she said my cum tasted like pizza 8)))))))
(BARELY LEGAL) 18 YEAR-OLD CHEERLEADER WITH DADDY ISSUES :( ADDICTED TO ANTI-DEPRESSANTS WHAT A SHAME
Expand Quotethis app is so fucking confusing.... i finially got a girl to go to WING NIGHT and we both drank one beer there than i said want to grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix? she said yes... To let you guys know she drove an HOUR to meet up with me. So we are sitting on the couch i drank one beer and thought to myself i might as well make the moves and she got super pissed at me cause i tried to make out with her and i asked her why she didn't want to, she gave me a speech saying its her body and shit and im just thinking to myself i met you on tinder and you drove an HOUR to meet up with me so why wouldnt i try to make moves on you?
the first girl i met on there really fucked up my expectations on what girls want on there cause we hAD sex like 10 minutes after she came over
EDIT: i still had a fun night and im hoping she will hang out with me again but the odds are not in my favor[close]
I was instantly reminded of this :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oINW_LSzso
About how old are you guys using this thing? Also do I need a Facebook to sign up cause I don't have one. Can I make a bs Facebook just so I can get this app or would that be pointless?I'm 26, there's a decent range of ages active on there, and you can set which range you want it to show you. Yeah, you need a facebook, once I re-ditch mine Tinder has to go with it. You could probably make a bullshit one, just make sure there's some pictures and maybe "like" a few of your interests so that they pop up as being in common, not sure if that plays into it at all but it can't hurt.
The more I look at this thread, the more I want to be castrated.
omyface. I was in the airport in amsterdam for a short period of time (connection flight).the women are soooo beautiful.I took some screen shots I post another time when I'm not so busy enjoying southeastern Europe.
I got matched up with only two completely average looking chicks out of at least 50 right swipes. Is this normal??it comes in waves man, for me at least. You just have to be patient.
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.
I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.Expand QuoteI've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.[close]
I hope yer using the pic you posted here with dat million watt smile :-*
What's your little description say?
I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.[close]
I hope yer using the pic you posted here with dat million watt smile :-*
What's your little description say?[close]
L33tG33k, I'm not much of a "ladykiller" myself (I swear that one time was just an accident), but I can tell you one thing: whatever you do, do not mention the words "end game" at any point during your conversation.
where are you motherfuckers finding girls that like emoticons, that shit would not work where i'm at unless you were chasing some jailbait.
I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.
Expand QuoteI honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.[close]
^Def don't tell her a large elaborate lie first thing as was suggested above. Just be your normal self who is funny and nice, and know that she is already attracted to you, the hard part is over. Let that give you confidence. Ask her if she watches some show you like. Wash yer sheets right now just in case she wants to come over all the sudden.
Tobey: older gals know what they want so go to the bar with her and hope she asks you back to her place.
EDIT: Just noticed that you said you can't leave a 6 mi radius around your house due to anxiety? I don't know what the fuck to tell you man, you need to immediately get over that, or maybe tell her about your dad and offer to get a hotel room locally? There is nothing to fear outside dad's basement, try to branch out.
leetgeek and tobey. just tell the bitch you are a licensed massage therapist. go from therehah!
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work
Expand Quoteyeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work[close]
Dont blame your lack of game on your race.
Expand QuoteExpand Quoteyeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work[close]
Dont blame your lack of game on your race.[close]
There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.
Expand QuoteExpand Quoteyeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work[close]
Dont blame your lack of game on your race.[close]
There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work
any tips for raping and murdering a girl off tinder?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteyeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work[close]
Dont blame your lack of game on your race.[close]
There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.[close]
That is why there are those specific dating sites now whether it be for religious reasons or even men seeking a specific race or what not. Tinder isn't necessarily a melting pot unless you live in those cities.
Is there even black only dating site?
any tips for raping and murdering a girl off tinder?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteyeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work[close]
Dont blame your lack of game on your race.[close]
There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.[close]
That is why there are those specific dating sites now whether it be for religious reasons or even men seeking a specific race or what not. Tinder isn't necessarily a melting pot unless you live in those cities.
Is there even black only dating site?
I was on OKcupid a year or two ago and there was this girl who started out her bio thing by saying "FIRST OF ALL, I ONLY DATE WHITE GUYS. SO IF YOU AINT WHITE DON"T MESSAGE ME" and then went on to add the normal stuff about liking to go out some nights but also liking to stay in and watch movies some nights or whatever. As a white guy, it turned me off haha.
Think I'm eligible for a phone upgrade pretty soon here...should give me the space to download tinder.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteyeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work[close]
Dont blame your lack of game on your race.[close]
There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.[close]
That sucks ass. I know a few black and mexican dudes who didnt seem to have any trouble. i think they were on tinder
my homie and i were talking about his Tinder experiences earlier this year. he said "the white chicks on Tinder are either all about brown dudes or NOT AT ALL"Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteyeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work[close]
Dont blame your lack of game on your race.[close]
There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.[close]
That sucks ass. I know a few black and mexican dudes who didnt seem to have any trouble. i think they were on tinder
Met a girl last weekend from Tinder that I'd been texting off an on for the last month or so. A lot of my friends know her, but her and I had never actually met. Ended up hanging out with her for two straight days. A lot of good sex, conversation, and weed. Sounds like a pretty good situation, but she's busy almost 100% of the time and lives almost an hour away. Also, she's got a really crazy family history, and is less than a year removed from being a regular with heroin and ketamine. I think she also may be an alcoholic because she was drinking pretty much the entire time we were together, from morning to night. I definitely get that it's normal to drink a lot when you're with someone new, but she was really getting after it. We talked about whether we wanted to make concerted efforts to hang out again, and we both pretty much decided that we're both too busy to try and make something of it. Which works for me, because I don't think I need to get involved with somebody that wild right now.
I've also been casually talking to one of her friends every now and then that lives in the same town as me, and she seems a bit more my speed. Am I breaching a social boundary if I were to think about pursuing said friend?
Met a girl last weekend from Tinder that I'd been texting off an on for the last month or so. A lot of my friends know her, but her and I had never actually met. Ended up hanging out with her for two straight days. A lot of good sex, conversation, and weed. Sounds like a pretty good situation, but she's busy almost 100% of the time and lives almost an hour away. Also, she's got a really crazy family history, and is less than a year removed from being a regular with heroin and ketamine. I think she also may be an alcoholic because she was drinking pretty much the entire time we were together, from morning to night. I definitely get that it's normal to drink a lot when you're with someone new, but she was really getting after it. We talked about whether we wanted to make concerted efforts to hang out again, and we both pretty much decided that we're both too busy to try and make something of it. Which works for me, because I don't think I need to get involved with somebody that wild right now.
I've also been casually talking to one of her friends every now and then that lives in the same town as me, and she seems a bit more my speed. Am I breaching a social boundary if I were to think about pursuing said friend?
So i've been talking to some girls and they'll send me pictures of themselves. I'll get stoked then realize I don't really have anything to say to this. Does anyone ever send photos back?
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.
Expand QuoteHad my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.[close]
pics of her having the allergic reaction
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.
I just got on Tinder like five or six days ago. I have had 6 matches so far. Didn't go very well...Bit of a back story: I had been in a relationship with this girl for about three years and that ended about a year and a half ago. After that I dropped out college(not because of her), and then some of my biggest insecurities worsened and I had a really, really rough year up until about two months ago. I have always had insecurities that have really made life difficult for me. Really hard to shake and I am finally feeling good about myself for once...Basically I just wanted some advice on getting conversations going with girls. I am quite rusty not being in school and basically being a complete hideaway that last year. I mean so far it is great being on there just for some validation because the girls that I have matched with have been really pretty and right up my alley of girls I'm into. I just have a shitty time of starting off the interaction or keeping it going.
Jesus that is not that clear. Just good to get off my chest I guess.
can we hear more stories please, for those of us who got in committed relationships before the invention of the internet
^ alright, well that's a start. thanks
^ alright, well that's a hammer of a story. thanks
I have a regular thing going with this flight attendant/massage therapist named Tina. Tina fucks with her shirt on and wont let me cum on her but she's still a lot of fun. I actually met her on okc so maybe it doesnt belong here. First time we were about to have sex, i pull out my dong and she says she's going to need a lot of lube. I thought she meant that my dick was huge, but she was actually just super dry because shes in her late 40's and apparently that happens sometimes. She asks for dick pics like every week, most of the time I just send a shot of my balls because im hilarious.
I took out a beautiful 20 year old korean girl a while back and she wouldnt even give me a little kiss so i threw her out the whip like gucci mane. im kidding but i left pretty soon after she dodged my macking. i could see her nips through her top though. friggin slut
can we hear more stories please, for those of us who got in committed relationships before the invention of the internet
I have a regular thing going with this flight attendant/massage therapist named Tina. Tina fucks with her shirt on and wont let me cum on her but she's still a lot of fun. I actually met her on okc so maybe it doesnt belong here. First time we were about to have sex, i pull out my dong and she says she's going to need a lot of lube. I thought she meant that my dick was huge, but she was actually just super dry because shes in her late 40's and apparently that happens sometimes. She asks for dick pics like every week, most of the time I just send a shot of my balls because im hilarious.
I took out a beautiful 20 year old korean girl a while back and she wouldnt even give me a little kiss so i threw her out the whip like gucci mane. im kidding but i left pretty soon after she dodged my macking. i could see her nips through her top though. friggin slut
my opening line is " can i borrow some money "
i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya ;) " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.
Expand Quotemy opening line is " can i borrow some money "
i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya ;) " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.[close]
Wow you are stone cold
Expand QuoteExpand Quotemy opening line is " can i borrow some money "
i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya ;) " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.[close]
Wow you are stone cold[close]
i havent been able to cum since the first two times i had sex so tonight its a victory for me
just got laid AND was able to cum, shes 3 years older than me!
for some reason i always get laid when im watching the office, that is my new favorite show by the way
This shit is impossible. No way Tobey has social anxiety if he got laid three times. I'm like way cooler than that dude. Cum see me at goth night. 8)
This shit is impossible. No way Tobey has social anxiety if he got laid three times. I'm like way cooler than that dude. Cum see me at goth night. 8)
leet my anxiety isn't about meeting new people its just going far away from my house. I actually feel good when i meet new people it distracts me from my anxiety but that's why I always the girls meet me at the bar down the street from me, i never meet them at their bar
Expand Quoteleet my anxiety isn't about meeting new people its just going far away from my house. I actually feel good when i meet new people it distracts me from my anxiety but that's why I always the girls meet me at the bar down the street from me, i never meet them at their bar[close]
omg fuck you, leave your house you kook, move out or something
I was just kidding.
whats so good about being home?Not dealing with idiots. Unless you yourself, are an idiot.
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soonlol who is winning the war
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon
I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app. In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc. On Tinder I just can't seal the deal. HellllpIf you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.
If you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.Expand QuoteI don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app. In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc. On Tinder I just can't seal the deal. Hellllp[close]
Expand QuoteIf you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.Expand QuoteI don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app. In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc. On Tinder I just can't seal the deal. Hellllp[close][close]
Yeah, I've read through it. (God bless Tobey)
I think a lot of it is that I feel like a scumbag trying lines on a girl and it prevents me from fully committing
it is a great openerplot thickens.
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She's a babe.
lol who is winning the warExpand Quotefuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon[close]
keep it going!plot thickens.Expand Quoteit is a great opener
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post her pics, lets see what your hype is all about
Expand Quotepost her pics, lets see what your hype is all about[close]
i literally said that about every girl i hung out with off of tinder, but she was nice to me and im not too comfortable blasting pictures about her on here but i also think every girl is to good for me so maybe that's why you thought i was so hyped, im a little hyped
edit: the reason im probably most hyped is because i went out of my confront zone and picked her, even though i wanted to turn around and go home cause i got lost for about 20 minutes i conquered my anxiety and fucking did it
Expand Quotepost her pics, lets see what your hype is all about[close]
i literally said that about every girl i hung out with off of tinder, but she was nice to me and im not too comfortable blasting pictures about her on here but i also think every girl is to good for me so maybe that's why you thought i was so hyped, im a little hyped
edit: the reason im probably most hyped is because i went out of my confront zone and picked her, even though i wanted to turn around and go home cause i got lost for about 20 minutes i conquered my anxiety and fucking did it
Expand QuoteExpand Quotepost her pics, lets see what your hype is all about[close]
i literally said that about every girl i hung out with off of tinder, but she was nice to me and im not too comfortable blasting pictures about her on here but i also think every girl is to good for me so maybe that's why you thought i was so hyped, im a little hyped
edit: the reason im probably most hyped is because i went out of my confront zone and picked her, even though i wanted to turn around and go home cause i got lost for about 20 minutes i conquered my anxiety and fucking did it[close]
that's good, some of my friends suffer from anxiety and its hard for them to do shit. so yeah good on ya
but i still don't see any photos
tobey , if she is like you said a nice person . Think about what she would say if you told her you put a bunch of pics of her on SLAP cause some people you have never met and all you have in common is you write on the same forum pressured you into it
tobey , if she is like you said a nice person . Think about what she would say if you told her you put a bunch of pics of her on SLAP cause some people you have never met and all you have in common is you write on the same forum pressured you into itjust don't tell her, duh
A random drifter with a krooked shirt and highwater dickies rolls into town, and the girl is mysteriously never seen or heard from again...
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/82ad4f09203fdff30a06599a18aadbb3/tumblr_ne1pnqcObz1qzcilxo1_500.jpg)hoes these days....
Had sex with her tonight probably won't see her again, i think i let her down because she didn't seem to hyped that it takes me awhile to cum but i THINK i did. Like it felt good then it felt pretty good for like a minute then my dick wasn't hard anymore but i didn't have an orgasm so I'm just confused. Like that's never happened to me before like i know when i cum when i have sex cause it feels amazing but tonight it just felt alright like nothing really special, i think its because i wasn't drunk, every time i came when having sex i had at least 3 or 4 beers in me so that could of been the problem...
i just honestly don't know
post the fucking photos tobey what the fuck
I feel like I've done a lot of tindering but I've only got six matches total and three of them were bots. I've messaged the other three but I got nothing back. Tobey has the magic touch or something.
Went on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.
Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.
Expand QuoteWent on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.
Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.[close]
hit her up man! dont wait for her to text you.
I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."
Expand QuoteI told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."[close]
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteWent on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.
Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.[close]
hit her up man! dont wait for her to text you.[close]
The problem is that I did on Saturday when I got back and she responded with an lol then never replied again. Not sure if she's just super serious about not being serious or just not into me. Gonna ask a few people what they think then probably hit her back up about the Mac Demarco show tomorrow.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteWent on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.
Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.[close]
hit her up man! dont wait for her to text you.[close]
The problem is that I did on Saturday when I got back and she responded with an lol then never replied again. Not sure if she's just super serious about not being serious or just not into me. Gonna ask a few people what they think then probably hit her back up about the Mac Demarco show tomorrow.[close]
i hear ya. two people who say they dont want a relationship, but still want to fuck each other regularly are quite often on a fast track to the relationship zone. thats basically the story of me and my girl.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."[close][close]
i would never talk to someone again if they said anything remotely similar to that.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."[close][close]
i would never talk to someone again if they said anything remotely similar to that.[close]
Seriously what were you thinking :'(, awful conversation regardless of whether or not she would understand the reference
tobey will be banned if he doesn't post pics. I dont really agree but those are the rules
here's a girl i just got matched up with. She says she in to skateboarding but honestly i think its longboarding, shes only 16 so i doubt i will hang out with her. She always says stuff about her which is obviously a lie but its still funny(http://teamtcast.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/austinfinger02.gif)
Tobey what is your age in human earth years?
Expand QuoteTobey what is your age in human earth years?[close]
22, my last post was a joke i don't get matched up with 16 year olds
A friend of mine just sent me thisso raw.
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I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will
Expand QuoteI fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will[close]
can we get some pics now?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will[close]
can we get some pics now?[close]
lol im actually on good terms with her now so i doubt ill post pictures. I probably will never post pictures of the girls i meet on tinder even if they think im the worst. But i don't know how i will feel when im drunk....
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will[close]
can we get some pics now?[close]
lol im actually on good terms with her now so i doubt ill post pictures. I probably will never post pictures of the girls i meet on tinder even if they think im the worst. But i don't know how i will feel when im drunk....
If i find them attractive, i find them attractive, its as simple as that.haha good on ya tobey, I'm always kinda bothered with my friends who are overly critical of a girl's looks as if they're in any position to judge.
its probably not that hard to find these girls if you follow me on instagram and if you don't know my instagram you shouldn't even be on slap cause i posted it in one of the main threads many times, they like my photos and i sometimes like theirs, so do your homework!
I don't need the approval of slap when it comes to girls. Maybe on how to get a good ice breaker on tinder but i made my own up and shared it with the class. If i find them attractive, i find them attractive, its as simple as that.
my buddies opening line on tinder:
'you're so hot if you ate bread you'd shit toast'
he's not very successfull with the ladies
:DExpand Quotemy buddies opening line on tinder:
'you're so hot if you ate bread you'd shit toast'
he's not very successfull with the ladies[close]
maybe try "youre so hot, if i went in raw id come out cooked."
probably wouldnt work either, but at least it gets her thinking about you fucking her raw which is kind of the end goal, right?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will[close]
can we get some pics now?[close]
lol im actually on good terms with her now so i doubt ill post pictures. I probably will never post pictures of the girls i meet on tinder even if they think im the worst. But i don't know how i will feel when im drunk....
Alright so if all goes according to plan and neither her nor I puss out I'll be going to Montreal next weekend to meet a tinder girl. I've never been to Canada before and Montreal seems cool so I guess I'll give it a whirl. I must've matched with this girl back in June or something too, I don't really know. This is also the first time I'll be meeting someone I matched with that I didn't already know in real life so here's hoping tome not getting murdered. One more thing that makes me kind of hesitant about it - or at least not know what to expect - is she told me I should come a few weeks back and I was down, but then she called it off because I guess she just recently got out of a pretty serious relationship and said it wasn't a good time and she wouldn't be much fun, etc. Who's got some predictions for me? I'm probably about to be a rebound, yeah?Umm you have some Proof she is real and not some Polish dude right?
Alright so if all goes according to plan and neither her nor I puss out I'll be going to Montreal next weekend to meet a tinder girl. I've never been to Canada before and Montreal seems cool so I guess I'll give it a whirl. I must've matched with this girl back in June or something too, I don't really know. This is also the first time I'll be meeting someone I matched with that I didn't already know in real life so here's hoping tome not getting murdered. One more thing that makes me kind of hesitant about it - or at least not know what to expect - is she told me I should come a few weeks back and I was down, but then she called it off because I guess she just recently got out of a pretty serious relationship and said it wasn't a good time and she wouldn't be much fun, etc. Who's got some predictions for me? I'm probably about to be a rebound, yeah?
Expand QuoteAlright so if all goes according to plan and neither her nor I puss out I'll be going to Montreal next weekend to meet a tinder girl. I've never been to Canada before and Montreal seems cool so I guess I'll give it a whirl. I must've matched with this girl back in June or something too, I don't really know. This is also the first time I'll be meeting someone I matched with that I didn't already know in real life so here's hoping tome not getting murdered. One more thing that makes me kind of hesitant about it - or at least not know what to expect - is she told me I should come a few weeks back and I was down, but then she called it off because I guess she just recently got out of a pretty serious relationship and said it wasn't a good time and she wouldn't be much fun, etc. Who's got some predictions for me? I'm probably about to be a rebound, yeah?[close]
Go and bring your skateboard, at the very least you get a couple days in a new city with your best friend.
Welp, I'm not going anymore. She got weirded out. I mean I thought it was kinda weird too, but come on. Live a little, step out of your comfort zone. How do you guys find girls that are actually down to hang out and stuff? It seems like a crapshoot.
Welp, I'm not going anymore. She got weirded out. I mean I thought it was kinda weird too, but come on. Live a little, step out of your comfort zone. How do you guys find girls that are actually down to hang out and stuff? It seems like a crapshoot.Just try to make a good conversation carry on before jumping the gun and asking to hang out. But don't wait too long either, if a girl is on Tinder she most likely is looking to speed up the normal dating process. And maybe set the mile distance way lower like 10 miles away, so if you meet up and dont vibe, you can just cruise right home. Going on a distance trip to Canada to meet a Tinder girl that could possibly be wack seems outlandish.
are you into casual sex? always remember that they're being validated and having a good time when you use their body, everybody wins if you can separate yourself from your pointless emotions
post the ass pic.
actually, post both.
Fuuuuuuuck. I've been tindering so hard and I've only got four matches total and none of them have responded to anything I've said. I've been on this shit for so long. What the shit is going on? I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. I think I have good pictures. What magic are you guys using?Defiantly dont start with "hey" or "whats up" because then you just seem like every other guy with nothing unique to say. use a more comical approach because realistically a lot of girls on tinder are just looking for casual flings. Winter is approaching, girls dont want to go out. "going over to watch a movie" has never been easier. Tis the season for thirst.
My buddy strikes again. I kinda wish he had saved this one for a non-spam account but I'm confident there will be more appalling replies to follow.
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Expand QuoteMy buddy strikes again. I kinda wish he had saved this one for a non-spam account but I'm confident there will be more appalling replies to follow.
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your buddy is way less funny than he thinks he is
what the fuck is wrong with your friend?
My buddy strikes again. I kinda wish he had saved this one for a non-spam account but I'm confident there will be more appalling replies to follow.
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Really gotta start reading the "about me" sections...Would've been a fun story to tell the kids one day.
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so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.
Fuuuuuuuck. I've been tindering so hard and I've only got four matches total and none of them have responded to anything I've said. I've been on this shit for so long. What the shit is going on? I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. I think I have good pictures. What magic are you guys using?i don't know, what are you messenging these matches? Girls get hit up a lot, so saying "Yo what's up?" Is likely to get ignored. Say, "Yo I'm the world famous l33tg33k from slap forum, I'm hungry, take me out to eat".
Expand Quoteso i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.[close]
You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons
Expand QuoteExpand Quoteso i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.[close]
You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons[close]
shes 18 though.... and has an amazing body
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteso i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.[close]
You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons[close]
shes 18 though.... and has an amazing body[close]
That's rad for the dude she's about to fuck tonight but it means nothing for you. Sorry man, she's not interested. She just likes the attention so stop giving it to her.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteso i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.[close]
You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons[close]
shes 18 though.... and has an amazing body[close]
That's rad for the dude she's about to fuck tonight but it means nothing for you. Sorry man, she's not interested. She just likes the attention so stop giving it to her.[close]
The fact that she's even telling you about her upcoming date means she has wrote you off as a sex partner. Talking every night to a girl who lives in a different city is a step in the wrong direction Tobey. Genuine question, are you trying to fuck girls or find a girlfriend?
Tobey, you're going to have to post your best opening lines.
So after messaging back and forth with this girl, she drops her number to me.
We had an exchange of texts on Sunday and she still hasn't responded.
Should I:
A) hit her up?
B) post pics?
C) drop it?
D) A mix of B and A or D
so i have been talking to two girls tonight, one of them is a lesbian thats from my area so i tried my hardest with her through the messages.
Expand Quoteso i have been talking to two girls tonight, one of them is a lesbian thats from my area so i tried my hardest with her through the messages.[close]
because ... you are also a lesbian ???
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.
So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages
^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too
Expand Quote^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too[close]
It's not even about being a douchebag, its about confidence and these chicks can all tell you have next to none.
Expand QuoteExpand Quote^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too[close]
It's not even about being a douchebag, its about confidence and these chicks can all tell you have next to none.[close]
Thats not true, i am confident when they give me a chance to hang out. I just don't like texting and don't really know how to do it properly with people and younger pretty girls are attracted to douche bags thats a fact ( at least in my area)
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too[close]
It's not even about being a douchebag, its about confidence and these chicks can all tell you have next to none.[close]
Thats not true, i am confident when they give me a chance to hang out. I just don't like texting and don't really know how to do it properly with people and younger pretty girls are attracted to douche bags thats a fact ( at least in my area)[close]
A guy talking about girls that are out of his league is not that confident. Nobody is out of your league. On Tinder or in real life. That in no way means every girl is going to be interested or that you should get pissed if they don't respond, but stop thinking they're too good for you. I am 100% for Tinder. I think it's fucking rad. But I think you're putting way too much into it and should put down your phone for a bit. Go to a bar. To to a coffee shop. Stop using canned messages to talk to girls. I know you like your Netflix line and as far as openers go it's solid, but girls can see through it. They know that's what you're sending to every other girl you talk to.
asking for advice and then arguing with everyone who tries and give it to you is solid douche bag behavior. I think you're set.
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.Dont use emojis or smiley faces of any sort and I know it sounds cliche but shows signs of attraction then kinda just start ignoring her and if she's interested in you she'll think she fucked up and start over thinking which is key
So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages
Dont use emojis or smiley faces of any sort and I know it sounds cliche but shows signs of attraction then kinda just start ignoring her and if she's interested in you she'll think she fucked up and start over thinking which is keyExpand Quoteserious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.
So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages[close]
Expand QuoteDont use emojis or smiley faces of any sort and I know it sounds cliche but shows signs of attraction then kinda just start ignoring her and if she's interested in you she'll think she fucked up and start over thinking which is keyExpand Quoteserious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.
So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messagesÂ[close][close]
yea but the problem is i hate ignoring people cause i get ignored so much by other people and i just hate it. But with this girl i have been talking to i never text her first which i think is a good start cause it makes her thinking about me and if she wants to talk she will text me but i haven't been starting the conversation and shes been texting almost every night so yea i think this one will be fun. The lame part, she doesnt come home from college for about 2 weeks
A guy talking about girls that are out of his league is not that confident. Nobody is out of your league. On Tinder or in real life. That in no way means every girl is going to be interested or that you should get pissed if they don't respond, but stop thinking they're too good for you. I am 100% for Tinder. I think it's fucking rad. But I think you're putting way too much into it and should put down your phone for a bit. Go to a bar. To to a coffee shop. Stop using canned messages to talk to girls. I know you like your Netflix line and as far as openers go it's solid, but girls can see through it. They know that's what you're sending to every other girl you talk to.
These are the type of matches I get.Holy shit, dude, that's fucking funny, I mean, just the way you wrote it
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...She didn't answer my message either.
These are the type of matches I get.The Beast may have been busy walking through middle Earth to drop that ring off at Mordoor, after that she'll message ya.
(http://i.imgur.com/Pf6uG4X.png)
...She didn't answer my message either.
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.
So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages
i seen this movie on E 'movies we love' and it's about a dorky TSA worker who gets this 'out of his league' girl's iphone by accident and awkward courtship ensues but true love finds him in the end. what i think the moral of the movie was is steal a hot girl's phone to get her to talk to you and she'll realize what a swell guy you are.
i'm not sure what that means but i concur. no scrubs.Expand Quotei seen this movie on E 'movies we love' and it's about a dorky TSA worker who gets this 'out of his league' girl's iphone by accident and awkward courtship ensues but true love finds him in the end. what i think the moral of the movie was is steal a hot girl's phone to get her to talk to you and she'll realize what a swell guy you are.[close]
make sure its a newer iphone though. you dont want a broke ass 4s chick who cant even update to ios8.
Tobey, my sincere concern over your approach has motivated me to reactivate my account after an extended dormant period.
I did so because I feel your pain. Like you, I overthink things, second guess myself, and generally have problems with anxiety. And, like you, I used to see this as a problem with other people. It's an easy trap to fall into, because you know your intentions are good, yet people reject you time and time again.
The first step to getting out of your rut is to take responsibility for yourself. Realize that happiness starts with you: validation comes from inside. If you wait on other people to make you feel good about yourself, nothing will add up. Every action is instead a reaction to others. Your personality becomes a reflection of what you think others are thinking rather than your own thoughts.
Start with the basics. Take on projects. Do things you find challenging yet satisfying. Those activities could be anything: skateboarding, drawing, music, writing, photography. Concentrate on doing something for the pure pleasure of doing it well. Connect with people who also enjoy those things. Enjoy interacting with them just for the sake of the individual interactions: be in the moment. Don't think about the past or the future, just allow yourself to soak in where you are.
Getting to a better place socially involves a lot of the same approach. Having success with women isn't easy, but it's not as hard as it seems either. Talk to everyone, whether or not your attracted to them or interested. Practice will reduce your anxiety, I promise. Remember, when you talk to a stranger, the absolute worst case scenario is they don't want to talk to you. And that's not that bad! If someone blows you off, you will survive. There's no way for you to know what's on their mind, or why they react how they do. So don't take it personally. Stay positive and move on.
I'm scratching the surface, but the important thing is this: whether it's Tinder or in person, there's no secret to social success. It's all about being yourself and choosing to be happy. People want to be around someone who's secure enough to stand on their own two feet. It's why lines and techniques and tricks are garbage. You can only be yourself. Maybe a clever little quip or one-liner gets you in the door, but sooner or later, all we can be is ourselves. So unless you're OK with that person, they'll never be.
Tinder is never going to be anything other than a means to an end. It's never going to make you into a different person. Getting better results requires effort and commitment.
I'm certainly giving a lot of effort. More than I ever have before. I would dearly like to fuck a bitch.Expand QuoteTinder is never going to be anything other than a means to an end. It's never going to make you into a different person. Getting better results requires effort and commitment.[close]
tinder is an app to fuck bitches.
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i thinkMaybe it's code for something sexual.
Maybe it's code for something sexual.Expand QuoteWell im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think[close]
I just matched with a fat chick named Deli, how should I proceed ???Leave your ego at the door, dont argue with nature
I hate Tobey now.you guys should go to war
I just matched with a fat chick named Deli, how should I proceed ???
Tobey, my sincere concern over your approach has motivated me to reactivate my account after an extended dormant period.
I did so because I feel your pain. Like you, I overthink things, second guess myself, and generally have problems with anxiety. And, like you, I used to see this as a problem with other people. It's an easy trap to fall into, because you know your intentions are good, yet people reject you time and time again.
The first step to getting out of your rut is to take responsibility for yourself. Realize that happiness starts with you: validation comes from inside. If you wait on other people to make you feel good about yourself, nothing will add up. Every action is instead a reaction to others. Your personality becomes a reflection of what you think others are thinking rather than your own thoughts.
Start with the basics. Take on projects. Do things you find challenging yet satisfying. Those activities could be anything: skateboarding, drawing, music, writing, photography. Concentrate on doing something for the pure pleasure of doing it well. Connect with people who also enjoy those things. Enjoy interacting with them just for the sake of the individual interactions: be in the moment. Don't think about the past or the future, just allow yourself to soak in where you are.
Getting to a better place socially involves a lot of the same approach. Having success with women isn't easy, but it's not as hard as it seems either. Talk to everyone, whether or not your attracted to them or interested. Practice will reduce your anxiety, I promise. Remember, when you talk to a stranger, the absolute worst case scenario is they don't want to talk to you. And that's not that bad! If someone blows you off, you will survive. There's no way for you to know what's on their mind, or why they react how they do. So don't take it personally. Stay positive and move on.
I'm scratching the surface, but the important thing is this: whether it's Tinder or in person, there's no secret to social success. It's all about being yourself and choosing to be happy. People want to be around someone who's secure enough to stand on their own two feet. It's why lines and techniques and tricks are garbage. You can only be yourself. Maybe a clever little quip or one-liner gets you in the door, but sooner or later, all we can be is ourselves. So unless you're OK with that person, they'll never be.
delete SLAP, delete tinder, delete facebook. now ready for first day of your new life
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i thinkNo it's not. Girls that knit are fucking weird. If she drives a Volvo, run.
Soo um yeah I wrnt on a date tonight with a girl and she definitely catfished me I mean she looked decent in her photos but when I met her she was pretty big. But im a nice guy and still boyght her dinner and we had a lot of drinks at my house we made out so much I was feeling her up you know whatever but she said she was on her period and she started to give me head and once a girl gives me head I just say lets fuck so we had sex and the same thing fucking happened to me like last time I just got soft for some reason and now shes spending the night cause I told her she can and its just soo awkward I mean I finially fucked a girl on her period but still she wasnt what I was expecting so jow shes sleeping and im on my phone just thinking can you please leave? But like I said im a nice guy do this just fucking sucks...
LEET dont have sex cause your going to have the same problem as me and its just going to suck
LEET dont have sex cause your going to have the same problem as me and its just going to suck
Seriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.A kid who went to my high school killed him self over not being able to get his anti depressants. Hasn't anyone seen requiem for a dream? prescription drugs are bad news
I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.
For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...
I started bullshitting with some girl on Tinder about two weeks ago. Last week we meet up to grab a few beers and shoot the shit and ended up just making out after leaving the bar. Last night during a lengthy conversation about my nerdy interests, she told me she wanted to fuck while wearing Star Wars helmets. So obviously I'm heading over there tonight, she'll be wearing a clone trooper helmet and I'm going with Darth Vader. Needless to say, the spirit of stoke is fully intact.
i started to take less medication like 4 months ago and when i did that i had sex with the 25 year old and was able to cum, taking the same dosage now than i was when i met up with the 25 year old. So maybe i was too drunk last night? i had a lot of beers but i don't know cause that was never a problem with me before. Ill try again with another girl and see what happens.
fingers crossed!
A kid who went to my high school killed him self over not being able to get his anti depressants. Hasn't anyone seen requiem for a dream? prescription drugs are bad newsExpand QuoteSeriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.
I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.
For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...[close]
Expand QuoteA kid who went to my high school killed him self over not being able to get his anti depressants. Hasn't anyone seen requiem for a dream? prescription drugs are bad newsExpand QuoteSeriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.
I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.
For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...[close][close]
I was on anti depressants for a few months. I'm sure a lot of people are over prescribed and I wouldn't recommend them for everyone, but for me personally, they really helped me get out of a bad place. That along with therapy
I don't know, man, only thing meds have done for me is make it hard to climax.
But seriously, meds along with therapy work well very many people and deciding what to put in your body should be between the patient and a well informed psychiatrist.
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?
wawa hoagies? fred gall says that place is playing w/ fire after like 10 beers.Expand QuoteTobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?[close]
the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
wawa hoagies? fred gall says that place is playing w/ fire after like 10 beers.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteTobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?[close]
the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways[close]
tears. im in tears. wawa is a gas station.Expand QuoteTobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?[close]
the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
maybe that's the reason why your dog was barking "wawa, wawa", she wanted to come tootears. im in tears. wawa is a gas station.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteTobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?[close]
the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways[close]
tears. im in tears. wawa is a gas station.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteTobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?[close]
the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways[close]
Hey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here
so basically if this broad said to me "wanna meet?"15mins in to conversation I should just go for it? I think I might be too much of a gentleman to just fuckaroundExpand QuoteHey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here[close]
Every girl is different, but generally it's better to just go for it once you know you've got a few things to talk about. No points awarded for waiting.
Expand QuoteEvery girl is different, but generally it's better to just go for it once you know you've got a few things to talk about. No points awarded for waiting.Expand QuoteHey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here[close][close]
so basically if this broad said to me "wanna meet?"15mins in to conversation I should just go for it? I think I might be too much of a gentleman to just fuckaround
Expand QuoteTobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?[close]
the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
HAHAHAAH did you really refer to wawa's as a deli? That's like comparing 7-11 to whole foods.
some wawa's are gas station but they still have food in them, but mainly they are just a food store with great sandwiches
Expand Quotesome wawa's are gas station but they still have food in them, but mainly they are just a food store with great sandwiches[close]
Was the one you took that girl to and refused to buy breakfast a gas station?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteTobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?[close]
the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways[close]Expand QuoteHAHAHAAH did you really refer to wawa's as a deli? That's like comparing 7-11 to whole foods.[close]
never heard of wawa, but this shit is cracking me up.
is the girl youre referring to the pregnant girl in the photo you posted?
I'm done with this stupid app and this stupid thread. I put way too much effort into it and got nothing out of it. Now it's just another thing to add to my long list of failures. Congrats to Tobey for being awesome at it.
I'm done with this stupid app and this stupid thread. I put way too much effort into it and got nothing out of it. Now it's just another thing to add to my long list of failures. Congrats to Tobey for being awesome at it.yeah don't give up. Just maybe change up your photos if they haven't worked? Or up the mile diameter to like 10 or even 15. It's not too hard. Then again, I haven't met the hottest girls on tinder. Just average ones. Real life> tinder
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteEvery girl is different, but generally it's better to just go for it once you know you've got a few things to talk about. No points awarded for waiting.Expand QuoteHey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here[close][close]
so basically if this broad said to me "wanna meet?"15mins in to conversation I should just go for it? I think I might be too much of a gentleman to just fuckaround[close]
Just because you show up doesn't mean you're obligated to do anything. Don't wind it up more than necessary. The reason I said so is because I've heard from many girls that they are bored with chatting on those apps. They'd rather meet up and see if there's chemistry.
So, yes, go for it.
^ i was really drunk and just wanted to fuck something, and the more i drank the more she got pretty
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.when you lose, never lose the lesson
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.whassa matta you. hash slasher? i thought we agreed you don't make a move w/out me. i can be a plant at freud ledges and you borrow my board to impress the bird all 'extemporaneous' instead of contrived nad carrying your own board in order to impress her. she'll see right through that and consider you linus.
What i have been noticing about the girls on tinder, is that they are attracted to skateboarders. I have had a couple asking me to teach them how to ride a skateboard. The ones i told about that i skateboard find it so hot and they always like my instagram videos of me skateboarding. So my suggestion is throw out to them that you skateboard, it honestly couldn't hurt
how come the things that make us happy make us sad?? its not fair
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.
I missed the last train of the night. Don't think I wanted to stay. I should've just hung out in South Station all night. Might've seen some interesting stuff go down. Also shark tits: Yr the best XOXO
Expand QuoteOk, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.[close]
One thing I've picked up is the value of being assertive. The first thing I notice is that you immediately felt uncomfortable but never did anything about it. Why let a bad vibe linger? There's a way to be direct without being rude. If her body language is super unwelcoming, why hang around for the whole evening? Do you think you owe it to her to stay and have a bad time? Breaking out of a dry spell is about more than handling individual situations well. It's creating a general atmosphere around you. Don't eat something just because it's being served. Know your boundaries and express yourself when people step over the line. It's not like you had a chance with this girl anyway, so why would you be worried what she thinks of you? Just be polite and leave.
And for fuck's sake, don't be that guy who apologizes for everything. Girls hate that guy.
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.
Expand QuoteI didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.[close]
yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.[close]
yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me[close]
I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are. Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.
What would James Franco do? Amiright?
God damn it Tobey, you're living the dream you just don't know it.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.[close]
yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me[close]
I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are. Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.[close]
let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....
First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her
second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me
third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me
fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.
5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft
the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.
and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.
dont be jealous of me
Yeah you're killing it. I'd probably smash a longboarder if she was cute hahaGod damn it Tobey, you're living the dream you just don't know it.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.[close]
yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me[close]
I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are. Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.[close]
let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....
First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her
second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me
third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me
fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.
5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft
the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.
and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.
dont be jealous of me[close]
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.I wanted to do this, then realized I'd have to post a shirtless selfie to facebook first. I'm guessing you already had a shirtless pic on fb? I just deleted it actually because I was getting no matches. But in the past there's been times where I'd get a bunch. I don't get it.. I should probably follow notorious's advice and stick to real life interaction (aka never getting any).
I wanted to do this, then realized I'd have to post a shirtless selfie to facebook first. I'm guessing you already had a shirtless pic on fb? I just deleted it actually because I was getting no matches. But in the past there's been times where I'd get a bunch. I don't get it.. I should probably follow notorious's advice and stick to real life interaction (aka never getting any).Expand QuoteI didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.[close]
i realized my ear was kind of puffy after having sex with the first girl on tinder, this was in may. My friends told me tonight it was probably cauliflower, so i looked it up and it definitely is. I looked up how to get it and it basically says its cause you got hit in the head. I remember the first girl we had rough sex but i don't remember her hitting me in the head but i just remember it was rough.
So the first girl gave me cauliflower, better than a STD i guess
let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....
First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her
second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me
third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me
fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.
5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft
the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.
and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.
dont be jealous of me
Expand Quotei realized my ear was kind of puffy after having sex with the first girl on tinder, this was in may. My friends told me tonight it was probably cauliflower, so i looked it up and it definitely is. I looked up how to get it and it basically says its cause you got hit in the head. I remember the first girl we had rough sex but i don't remember her hitting me in the head but i just remember it was rough.
So the first girl gave me cauliflower, better than a STD i guess[close]
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I wanted to do this, then realized I'd have to post a shirtless selfie to facebook first. I'm guessing you already had a shirtless pic on fb? I just deleted it actually because I was getting no matches. But in the past there's been times where I'd get a bunch. I don't get it.. I should probably follow notorious's advice and stick to real life interaction (aka never getting any).
Ever thought you might just be gay?
Expand QuoteEver thought you might just be gay?[close]
I'm guessing it's more that he's hooking up with women that disgust him and he can't get into it. And when he is attracted to them, he's worried about what happened in the past, and he psyches himself out.
However, if you are gay Tobey, all the better. It's way easier for gay guys to get laid.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteEver thought you might just be gay?[close]
I'm guessing it's more that he's hooking up with women that disgust him and he can't get into it. And when he is attracted to them, he's worried about what happened in the past, and he psyches himself out.
However, if you are gay Tobey, all the better. It's way easier for gay guys to get laid.[close]
I think im just not a one night stand guy, i think i need to actually like them and care about them before having sex with them. But yea you never know i could be gay
tobey are you ever sexually attracted to dudes?
thats fucked up tobey, if i was gay like you i'd pick someone way better than jason bateman.
Expand Quotetobey are you ever sexually attracted to dudes?[close]
Only Jason Bateman, i would fuck that dude in a heartbeat
I see you've changed your instagram name...
ps,
Fuck you Tobey for never liking my shit.
Expand QuoteExpand Quotetobey are you ever sexually attracted to dudes?[close]
Only Jason Bateman, i would fuck that dude in a heartbeat[close]
for real or are you dodging the question
share the pic, duuude
so we'll just wait for it...Expand Quoteshare the pic, duuude[close]
na this girls nice BUT remember that 18 year old girl that fucked me over and sent a bunch of pictures? MAYBE the next time im drunk ill try to find my old phone charger (i got a new phone and her pictures arent on this one) and post them cause seriously fuck that girl
i honestly will probably do like what thrasher did for torey's plan b part, post the pictures for 24 hours than delete them from slap. So hopefully whatever night i get drunk you will be on slap and see it
edit: also i told the girl that i have been talking to for a little that i met on tinder and last night i was drunk and i told her i haven't gotten legit hard in awhile so she sent me a pic and it did the job
i told her i haven't gotten legit hard in awhile so she sent me a pic and it did the job
just to let you guys know i jerked off a lot the past 2 years. This year the total times i haven't jerked off is less than 30 days, the longest i went straight with out jerking off is 2 days. I jerk off every day at the same time. It helps me with my anxiety at night and with my meds its just perfect. I am going to try to only jerk off at most 3 times a week, i mean im a young kid who stays up till 4 am every night and jerking off is just fun. Ill let you know if this fixes the problem
i was pissed tonightkeep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.
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keep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.Expand Quotei was pissed tonight
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Time to get drunk and to post some pics !
Expand Quotekeep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.Expand Quotei was pissed tonight
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yeah..... that wasn't really a creepy text i just called her on her shit cause she unmatched me pretty soon after that
^she told me she had a boyfriend....
Expand Quote^she told me she had a boyfriend....[close]
Well that would have been pertinent information from the get-go don't you think?
Probably the most common lie for a girl to tell in order to fend off an approacher.
Maybe she was on Tinder looking for some side dick, who knows? But you've made it clear that's not what you want.
keep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.Expand Quotei was pissed tonight
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^dude its tinder.....
if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time
Expand Quote^dude its tinder.....
if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time[close]
I'm not concerned about you hurting some girls feelings, I'm concerned with your well-being. The fact that you don't see how you come off as creepy is worrisome.
Expand QuoteExpand Quote^dude its tinder.....
if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time[close]
I'm not concerned about you hurting some girls feelings, I'm concerned with your well-being. The fact that you don't see how you come off as creepy is worrisome.[close]
Yea i don't get how thats creepy. Please explain.
I thought creepy texts were like sit on my face or send me pictures of you naked (which i have done but i always returned the favor) or shit like that. I just asked her why she was on tinder
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^dude its tinder.....
if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time[close]
I'm not concerned about you hurting some girls feelings, I'm concerned with your well-being. The fact that you don't see how you come off as creepy is worrisome.[close]
Yea i don't get how thats creepy. Please explain.
I thought creepy texts were like sit on my face or send me pictures of you naked (which i have done but i always returned the favor) or shit like that. I just asked her why she was on tinder[close]
As soon as you sense disinterest from a chick you cut and run Tobey. All you do by sticking around and asking those follow up questions is come off like an aggressive jerk, which girls find creepy. On top of that, all these questions seem to be doing is working you up so by the time you're ready to talk to the next chick you're already in a shitty state of mind.
If you want anyone to like you Tobey you need to like yourself first.
^dude its tinder.....
if i was looking for meaningful shit i would beon some other website or app. She wasted my timeOUT IN THE REAL FUCKING WORLD.
^dude its tinder.....
if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time
Posting screen shots of awkward, semi-menacing comments to a girl on Tinder...but not actually posting the pic that a chick sent you.
Ok, tobey. Ok.
Expand QuotePosting screen shots of awkward, semi-menacing comments to a girl on Tinder...but not actually posting the pic that a chick sent you.
Ok, tobey. Ok.[close]
yea if you read my other post in this thread i got a new phone but i found the phone charger BUT GUESS WHAT???
im DM the picture to the slap pals that follow me on instagram cause i like them and they tolerateme and plus they don't fucking annoy me everytime i post in this thread so, Will, Nallid, GAY (you will probably will be bummed), BraveUlysses, TFUCKINA, and InternetDaddy expect an early Christmas present from me
edit: Also PAWL
You know I follow you right bruh? Radicalsabical
i don't have instagram but i been gnarring you every day since i turned pro [uh, i mean PAL] so i think it would be downright cordial if you share any pictures w/ me too
<3 shark tits
otherwise what? you've just been using me for gnars and never had any intentions of sharing pics w/ me? what, to boost your self esteem at my expense? that's why you're gonna die alone!
joking, i was trying to illustrate how your post to the woman came across even if she deserved it or whatever, sarcasm and condescension is the grown up way of hurting feelings.
my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.damn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!
Sorry shark tits and EPetrov
damn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!Expand Quotemy old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.
Sorry shark tits and EPetrov[close]
nah, i got the message loud and clear but i sent you my fb anyways. we can chat on there if you want. maybe you can leave scranton and visit me in mass some day? either way, PMs on here take too long.
As soon as you sense disinterest from a chick you cut and run Tobey. All you do by sticking around and asking those follow up questions is come off like an aggressive jerk, which girls find creepy. On top of that, all these questions seem to be doing is working you up so by the time you're ready to talk to the next chick you're already in a shitty state of mind.
If you want anyone to like you Tobey you need to like yourself first.
don't fuck up my fantasy tobey! in my world view everyone is their avatar.Expand Quotedamn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!Expand Quotemy old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.
Sorry shark tits and EPetrov[close]
nah, i got the message loud and clear but i sent you my fb anyways. we can chat on there if you want. maybe you can leave scranton and visit me in mass some day? either way, PMs on here take too long.[close]
i don't live in scranton, i live in the suburbs of philly. I wish i lived in scranton cause then i could actually say im tobey from the office
I'm in Mexico and there's nothing good down here.
So this girl i have been talking to cancelled our plans for tonight, she cancelled at least 3 different times on me, all excuses i believed. Now shes saying Tuesday night. If she doesn't hang out with me while shes home from college which is i think is only a couple more weeks im probably going to get drunk and call her out on her shit, and probably send pictures to my instagram slap pals again. But i have to warn those dudes they aren't going to be good as the first one i sent
YOU ARE A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK, THE REASON YOU CANT GET ERECTIONS IS NOT BECAUSE THE GIRL AND YOU AREN'T IN LOVE, ITS BECAUSE YOU AREN'T IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF BUT UNTIL THIS FUCKING HAPPENS KEEP ON POSTING YOUR STUPID SHIT I GUESS
SORT
IT
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ONCE YOUR COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN SKIN YOU'LL BE BETTER
^What he said^Expand QuoteSo this girl i have been talking to cancelled our plans for tonight, she cancelled at least 3 different times on me, all excuses i believed. Now shes saying Tuesday night. If she doesn't hang out with me while shes home from college which is i think is only a couple more weeks im probably going to get drunk and call her out on her shit, and probably send pictures to my instagram slap pals again. But i have to warn those dudes they aren't going to be good as the first one i sent[close]
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I give up Tobey, you're hopeless.
wait, tobey's posts are serious? ;D
I feel like Tobey misinterprets everything that people say to him in this thread.
Is there any way to selectively ban Tobey just from this thread? I'd like to be able to come in here and read people's stories without wanting to blow my head off.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10872626_10152437640947101_1133636138_n.jpg?oh=8fca214a9aa348308fda51c4f00e9513&oe=54A4C06B&__gda__=1420079238_8056d47c4b57947ad895632a22b0b63b)There's no redemption you nut ball. You're being a creep and you should stop being a creep.
redemption post! probably going to message her when im not sick
^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.No way man it's more the sense of entitlement to them hanging out with you and shit. Yeah getting flaked on sucks but if people keep doing it just cutting them out of your life is usually the easiest way to go about that. Not putting them on blast on a skateboarding website.
Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
No way man it's more the sense of entitlement to them hanging out with you and shit. Yeah getting flaked on sucks but if people keep doing it just cutting them out of your life is usually the easiest way to go about that. Not putting them on blast on a skateboarding website.Expand Quote^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.
Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment[close]
I don't have anything against you, Tobey, I want you to be content and happy the same as everyone else here. I just think there's much better ways to go about it.
Expand QuoteNo way man it's more the sense of entitlement to them hanging out with you and shit. Yeah getting flaked on sucks but if people keep doing it just cutting them out of your life is usually the easiest way to go about that. Not putting them on blast on a skateboarding website.Expand Quote^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.
Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment[close]
I don't have anything against you, Tobey, I want you to be content and happy the same as everyone else here. I just think there's much better ways to go about it.[close]
Yea i just get mad easily now that really the only emotion i can feel cause i haven't really felt anything in awhile. So when i get mad i tell people why they made me mad. I don't call them a bitch or a cunt or whatever i just say " im probably going to delete your number now so i don't drunk text you and plus you don't really want to hang out but if you change your mind i am always free"
well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love
Aside from Tobey and his lack of follow through to post images, I regretfully joined tinder a few weeks ago. I don't know what to make of it yet, it's a strange way to interact with someone else.it's not for everyone and I assume by now tinder's only gotten harder. If you feel worse using it than without it, get rid of it?
I recently broke up with my girlfriend of five years and I thought maybe, just maybe I could at least grab a drink with someone from this dumb app. But it turns out these girls in the ages of 25-35 play games. I was messaging this one girl, it was going well and I thought I might have a chance. I made a funny reference to Crocodile Dundee, she replied with "hahahaha" then I asked "what do you do for a living" and nothing, I guess she moved onto other shit. Another chick I was messaging seemed cool, she's 36 and was down to grab a drink, I asked "where in LA do you live" and no response.
Not only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?
Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?
Not only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?
Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?
Expand QuoteNot only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?
Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?[close]
Don't worry about it. I don't think there's much point in picking apart those situations super heavy. You didn't do anything weird. You're just in a strange spot...years and years out of the game, and now you're back. It'll take time to get in rhythm. I think of Tinder like a big crowded bar. You strike up a conversation with a woman, and most of the time it goes nowhere. No need to take it personally, just move on and keep trying.
It'll take time to get in rhythm.
rhythm.
Yea i just get mad easily now that really the only emotion i can feel cause i haven't really felt anything in awhile. So when i get mad i tell people why they made me mad. I don't call them a bitch or a cunt or whatever i just say " im probably going to delete your number now so i don't drunk text you and plus you don't really want to hang out but if you change your mind i am always free"
Expand QuoteYea i just get mad easily now that really the only emotion i can feel cause i haven't really felt anything in awhile. So when i get mad i tell people why they made me mad. I don't call them a bitch or a cunt or whatever i just say " im probably going to delete your number now so i don't drunk text you and plus you don't really want to hang out but if you change your mind i am always free"[close]
Nallid and Smokecrack have the right idea. If anger is your most accessible emotion, you're not in the right mental place. Tinder is supposed to be fun. If it's pissing you off, you're doing it wrong. There's nothing wrong with sticking up for yourself, but you're picking fights. And what do you get out of it? Nothing. You know what would be more effective? Deleting the number of a girl who blows you off, and saying nothing. Why let her see you sweat? Keeping control of your behavior is so, so important.
^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.You don't see anything creepy about sharing pictures of a girl you shared a brief text conversation with on the internet? Or demanding attention from a girl who clearly isn't particularly interested? A misunderstanding and crossing of those boundaries is creepy behavior. I say this as a dude who's dealt with plenty of rejection. Sure it sucks but she doesn't owe you shit so leave her alone and move on.
Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
In related news, I think I've secured a tinder date with a girl I sort of know personally who I'm not totally sure I really like or if I'm that attracted to her. And it's in two weeks or so because she's gone for winter break. So that's where my life is right now.
to tired to quote everyone but heres my respones
THANK YOU, i think i just get angry cause they end up ignoring me and i hate being ignored its the worst. But i have been talking to this other girl that i messaged one night last week. I found a new tinder spot to meet up with girls, I am not going to my bar anymore im going to this deli that has the best food and the best beer selection and they sell drafts there to. So im going to try to have that meet up spot now cause bars are kind of expensive with food and drinks. So im going to try this place out with this girl i messaged last week, never tried really talking to her cause i was suppose to hang out with this girl this week but yet again she cancelled i sent her the text saying im going to delete your number and didnt get a response so im done trying with her.
Expand QuoteIn related news, I think I've secured a tinder date with a girl I sort of know personally who I'm not totally sure I really like or if I'm that attracted to her. And it's in two weeks or so because she's gone for winter break. So that's where my life is right now.[close]
Oh man, I know these feels. You have to start somewhere. If it ends up being a crappy date, just look at it as a chance to practice conversation and being engaging.
Anybody have a girl that's blogging in the "_moments" feature.haha this chicks always blabbing and posting her trribble art.she's soon annoying yet its slightly entertaining
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THANK YOU, i think i just get angry cause they end up ignoring me and i hate being ignored its the worst. But i have been talking to this other girl that i messaged one night last week. I found a new tinder spot to meet up with girls, I am not going to my bar anymore im going to this deli that has the best food and the best beer selection and they sell drafts there to. So im going to try to have that meet up spot now cause bars are kind of expensive with food and drinks. So im going to try this place out with this girl i messaged last week, never tried really talking to her cause i was suppose to hang out with this girl this week but yet again she cancelled i sent her the text saying im going to delete your number and didnt get a response so im done trying with her.
Good to have you back and in your element, n0torious.
i was suppose to hang out with this girl this week but yet again she cancelled i sent her the text saying im going to delete your number and didnt get a response so im done trying with her.
I got back on. I guess there's still some hope in me. I'm probably just regular though.
Expand QuoteI got back on. I guess there's still some hope in me. I'm probably just regular though.[close]
Just keep at it bud, you'll crack that egg and then I swear things will be at least a little more clear.
tobey, the fact that you will barely acknowledge that I keep saying you're gay, other than saucy Jason Bateman jokes, makes me really really really believe you're a homosexual even more.
if im gay, cool i dont care
Expand Quoteif im gay, cool i dont care[close]
Me neither I'm just sayin like, you know, you could stop trying to fuck girls only for your dick to go soft and be true to yourself n shit. Find your Jason Bateman. I bet you could take a dude to Wawas and he wouldn't give a shit.
Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.
Expand QuoteTobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.[close]
yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do
our lives suck
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteTobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.[close]
yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do
our lives suck[close]
Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.
Also Tobey, why do you deserve a chick with a hot body when you can't be bothered to take care of your own?
i remember you saying you dont like weed tobey, what happens if you get stoned?
word that's cool. ever try smoking a very small amount of it?
They have strains specifically for anxiety. Like low thc high cbd. Relaxing and not intense.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteTobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.[close]
yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do
our lives suck[close]
Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.
Also Tobey, why do you deserve a chick with a hot body when you can't be bothered to take care of your own?[close]
yeah you don't understand our anxiety, we don't have panic attacks like once in awhile. I have a panic attack everyday that lasts about a couple of hours i need meds something is wrong with my brain i hate how people say meds make it worst, yea it probably does if you don't have that much anxiety but when you have a panic attack everyday no matter what you do and you literally tried EVERYTHING and the only relief you have is a pill than yeah im taking a fucking pill. And how am i not taking care of my body? i lost 50 pounds this year and started exercising so please you don't know what me and L33T go through and no one really understands unless you have bad anxiety like us so please shut up.
edit" plus when did i ever say i deserve a hot girl? im pretty sure i always post here saying im a piece of shit and everyone is out of my league
Damn, I want summadat shit! I used to love weed, but then my anxiety issues went through the roof about a year ago. Weed is too dang strong nowadays, I want some 2005 mediocre outdoor weed :'(
Come on dude, do you know what clinically diagnosed anxiety is? Would you also tell somebody with a heart condition to ride a roller coaster because it will getting their heart pumping better than medication?Expand QuoteExpand QuoteTobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.[close]
yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do
our lives suck[close]
Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.
Come on dude, do you know what clinically diagnosed anxiety is? Would you also tell somebody with a heart condition to ride a roller coaster because it will getting their heart pumping better than medication?Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteTobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.[close]
yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do
our lives suck[close]
Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.[close]
What do you guys take? I can fuck on Xanax, Klonopin, etc not trying to rub it in, I'm sayin it doesn't get in the way of boners.
I've never taken any other mood altering, non-fun type meds except for Depakote, and that was mistaken identity.
The only time I've had drugs impede sexual performace was too much booze, or way way too much cocaine or opiates. Cuz on the other hand the right amounts of any of those actually result in spectacular performance and stamina.
If I am tripping too hard I will also not be able to figure it out.
Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntionThat's all I ever wanted.
Sometimes you gotta slay a few dragons before you get to the princessThat's all I ever wanted.Expand QuoteThink on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion[close]
I'm seriously trying so hard on this tinder thing. Only matches I get are bots and ogres. I still message the ogres.
That's all I ever wanted.Expand QuoteThink on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion[close]
I'm seriously trying so hard on this tinder thing. Only matches I get are bots and ogres. I still message the ogres.
if your down with the ogres, try okc. But tinder isn't really that hard. Just set your mile thing to like 5 and kick it nearby with a whatever type chick. If you don't dig her, leave and your home in a timely manner.That's all I ever wanted.Expand QuoteThink on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion[close]
I'm seriously trying so hard on this tinder thing. Only matches I get are bots and ogres. I still message the ogres.
Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntionhahaha, that was funny shit! to whom it concerns [dgkalis and organi-slash dog karl watson] my boner works like wicked good!
It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.
Expand QuoteIt's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.[close]
lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteIt's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.[close]
lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding[close]
i'm not quite sure you understand what a lesbian is
Expand QuoteIt's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.[close]
lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteIt's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.[close]
lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding[close]
So do you see the creepiness in this one at least?
yeah it was mainly a joke
Every girl i noticed on tinder loves the show American Horror Story, i just asked a girl if she wants to watch it and we are hanging out Wednesday nightI drudged through the first season. Fucking terrible.
I drudged through the first season. Fucking terrible.Expand QuoteEvery girl i noticed on tinder loves the show American Horror Story, i just asked a girl if she wants to watch it and we are hanging out Wednesday night[close]
I try to have some adorable animal shows on the DVR at all times. Not a bad move when she comes back to the spot and you can entertain her with a cheetah and dog who are friends: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/ (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/)Good call man! Girls love that shit.
I've also been noticing lately how much good manners come in handy. Being out with a girl and handling people with aplomb is a great look.
I try to have some adorable animal shows on the DVR at all times. Not a bad move when she comes back to the spot and you can entertain her with a cheetah and dog who are friends: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/ (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/)
I've also been noticing lately how much good manners come in handy. Being out with a girl and handling people with aplomb is a great look.
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started talking to her last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy fit. Now i have been talking to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she lives in the city, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive. I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started typing with her with a dumb ass app last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy fit. Now i have been still not being a normal person to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she's way too young, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive to statutory rape her . I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!
Expand Quoteso that girl bailed its whatever though i just started typing with her with a dumb ass app last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy fit. Now i have been still not being a normal person to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she's way too young, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive to statutory rape her . I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"![close]
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started talking to her last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy fit. Now i have been talking to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she lives in the city, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive. I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!
25 minutes is a cake walk man. I drove over an hour to see a girl and it was worth it but man, an hour is the limit I would go to.
My friend, twice, has swooned some really sexy and awesome girls into driving and flying across country to meet him. He met one girl back during the chat roulette hay day who flew from Minnesota to oklahoma to take my homies v card. She stayed a week with us. Super cool, and probably a nine. And then he had two art school students from Mexico drive to tulsa and stay with us for an additional week. I miss my friend. Always getting into shenanigans.
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started talking to her last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy fit. Now i have been talking to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she lives in the city, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive. I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!
http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F (http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F)
Notorious is a fucking Zen Buda, listen to him! For fucks sake his words make me want to help old ladies across the street and shit!
Expand Quote25 minutes is a cake walk man. I drove over an hour to see a girl and it was worth it but man, an hour is the limit I would go to.[close]
My friend, twice, has swooned some really sexy and awesome girls into driving and flying across country to meet him. He met one girl back during the chat roulette hay day who flew from Minnesota to oklahoma to take my homies v card. She stayed a week with us. Super cool, and probably a nine. And then he had two art school students from Mexico drive to tulsa and stay with us for an additional week. I miss my friend. Always getting into shenanigans.
ha, i seen the commercial for ashley madison late night and it was surreal like an SNL sketch or something. song cracks me up.Expand QuoteExpand Quote25 minutes is a cake walk man. I drove over an hour to see a girl and it was worth it but man, an hour is the limit I would go to.[close]
My friend, twice, has swooned some really sexy and awesome girls into driving and flying across country to meet him. He met one girl back during the chat roulette hay day who flew from Minnesota to oklahoma to take my homies v card. She stayed a week with us. Super cool, and probably a nine. And then he had two art school students from Mexico drive to tulsa and stay with us for an additional week. I miss my friend. Always getting into shenanigans.[close]
That's dope. Like some celeb shit where the girls come to you and you just rotate them with the others you could be juggling with. Apparently that is what Tiger Woods did all the time.
Man.....I swear, Tinder would have been great when I needed it back in 2008. My girl coworker just broke up from her boyfriend and told me she is batting a 1000 on it back in NYC. Getting your slut on has never been so easy.
You guys heard of AshleyMadison.com? A site that promotes cheating.
ha, i seen the commercial for ashley madison late night and it was surreal like an SNL sketch or something. song cracks me up.
Ashley Madison - Other than my Wife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4TptcSHN0#)
After nine weeks, Larson found that the group that regularly shared their feelings with the researchers had “better overall recovery from their breakups” compared with the other group. “That process of feeling complete again, and regaining what you had to let go, is really healthy and drives recovery,” Larson said. “Take the time to not just drown your feelings in sugary food, but to think about the breakup and reflect on how you’re doing,” she said, adding that it's best to “invite a friend over too, so you’re not just stewing.”I agree 100%.
http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F (http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F)
Worth sharing: a new study addresses the post-breakup recovery process and suggests it's healthy to work through things out loud instead of bottling feelings up: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/01/secret-to-getting-over-heartbreak/384353/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/01/secret-to-getting-over-heartbreak/384353/)QuoteI agree 100%.Expand QuoteAfter nine weeks, Larson found that the group that regularly shared their feelings with the researchers had “better overall recovery from their breakups” compared with the other group. “That process of feeling complete again, and regaining what you had to let go, is really healthy and drives recovery,” Larson said. “Take the time to not just drown your feelings in sugary food, but to think about the breakup and reflect on how you’re doing,” she said, adding that it's best to “invite a friend over too, so you’re not just stewing.”[close]
Second this. I don't remember how long it was after my ex and I broke up, maybe like three months or sometging, but I couldn't get myself to feel happy. It was at the point where I was just feeling sad about feeling sad all the time. I'm not someone who easilys spills my emotional garbage to people i care about so I went and talked to a therapist I think like twice a week for about a month. For a while I felt real ridiculous for going to a therapist because I was sad over a girl, but it honestly helped me more than anything else. Way more than booze did, that's for sure.
I can confirm that this works. Well, it would've worked one time if she wasn't 50 miles away and the other time if the girl wasn't 6 feet tall.Expand Quotehttp://imgur.com/a/hhw9F (http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F)[close]
This alone has made me reinstall tinder to try it, if for nothing else but laughs.
I texted the last girl i hung out with on tinder (the fat one) and said i am sorry for not hitting her up cause im kind of over sex cause of my meds. She said she didnt hang out with me just for sex and honestly i had a lot of fun hanging out with her so im going to hang out with her again next week. I'm still only going to take half my meds when i hang out with her cause you know just in case but like i said i had a fun time hanging out with her and she has a cute face that i don't mind sticking my tounge down her thoart so lets see if i cum
Expand QuoteI texted the last girl i hung out with on tinder (the fat one) and said i am sorry for not hitting her up cause im kind of over sex cause of my meds. She said she didnt hang out with me just for sex and honestly i had a lot of fun hanging out with her so im going to hang out with her again next week. I'm still only going to take half my meds when i hang out with her cause you know just in case but like i said i had a fun time hanging out with her and she has a cute face that i don't mind sticking my tounge down her thoart so lets see if i cum[close]
You sound like a fucking pussy. Dude you don't deserve a total 10 or even a 5 which is a dumb ass rating system, how about a female who can put up with your shittyness. Your game is fucked up, you're looking to the internet for validation, why? If you can't talk to another woman in an appropriate setting you have no business playing the cards, you just sound unfit and massively immature. Go inward and grow up great things come from it. You're not worth as much as you think, seriously. Being worthless if liberating and those who know will pick up on it.
You're going to have to realize you're not special and how you're going to fit into a certain circumstance. Hero worship may be an issue, but your least likely person might be your best person. Play the margins, goon.
Well I got 6 years on you and have the same Alcoholic problems. Dude finding love is heavy I live with someone I really love, but my problem is a huge rift. It's about being selfish man. Weight and a nice girl doesn't matter what matters if she makes you feel better and you like yourself. I was fortunate and found someone who has dealt with my problem, but loves me regardless. Life can be a slippery slope. But she motivates me to be better, you can find inspiration in the least likely avenues. Quit being so hard on yourself.Expand QuoteYou're going to have to realize you're not special and how you're going to fit into a certain circumstance. Hero worship may be an issue, but your least likely person might be your best person. Play the margins, goon.[close]
i understand that but i really am a piece of shit. I am 22 years old taking freshman courses at community college, im an achololic, i have the worst anxiety. Honestly all i have is that im tall and have a baby face which some girls are in to. Im not looking for a girlfriend on this app maybe just somebody that is down to hang out with me whenever we set up a date. This girl wants to hang out with me again and like i said before i did have fun hanging out with her, who cares if shes a little over weight cause i don't
Well I got 6 years on you and have the same Alcoholic problems. Dude finding love is heavy I live with someone I really love, but my problem is a huge rift. It's about being selfish man. Weight and a nice girl doesn't matter what matters if she makes you feel better and you like yourself. I was fortunate and found someone who has dealt with my problem, but loves me regardless. Life can be a slippery slope. But she motivates me to be better, you can find inspiration in the least likely avenues. Quit being so hard on yourself.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteYou're going to have to realize you're not special and how you're going to fit into a certain circumstance. Hero worship may be an issue, but your least likely person might be your best person. Play the margins, goon.[close]
i understand that but i really am a piece of shit. I am 22 years old taking freshman courses at community college, im an achololic, i have the worst anxiety. Honestly all i have is that im tall and have a baby face which some girls are in to. Im not looking for a girlfriend on this app maybe just somebody that is down to hang out with me whenever we set up a date. This girl wants to hang out with me again and like i said before i did have fun hanging out with her, who cares if shes a little over weight cause i don't[close]
are you open to the idea that you could be in a relationship with one of these girls? it might be good for you, tobey. being in a relationship with someone can really build character and maturity, and like wall of nausia said, you might find someone who actually pushes you to be a better person. even when they end badly, relationships can teach you a lot about yourself and really help you grow as a person. and i know some people say things like "you dont want to look for love on tinder", but why the fuck not? who cares where you meet someone? not every girl you meet online is going to be a trashy slut who fucks whoever is down to feed her pizza and ice cream. id say open up to the idea. you might just find that being with some you care about and who cares about you is something that you really like.
Expand Quoteare you open to the idea that you could be in a relationship with one of these girls? it might be good for you, tobey. being in a relationship with someone can really build character and maturity, and like wall of nausia said, you might find someone who actually pushes you to be a better person. even when they end badly, relationships can teach you a lot about yourself and really help you grow as a person. and i know some people say things like "you dont want to look for love on tinder", but why the fuck not? who cares where you meet someone? not every girl you meet online is going to be a trashy slut who fucks whoever is down to feed her pizza and ice cream. id say open up to the idea. you might just find that being with some you care about and who cares about you is something that you really like.[close]
JB dropping science! Tobey, you're not looking for anything serious because your fear of failure is governing your decisions. If you go into something assuming you're not worth a damn, then you don't have to deal with disappointment. Whatever happens, you predicted you'd fail, so you end up being right. Getting beyond your situation will be hard work. If a dating website seems a bit much, you have no idea what it will take to change things. Until you commit to the difficult process of self improvement, you're dog paddling in a sea of shit.
Any protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.
Expand QuoteAny protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.[close]
Pizza, cats, drugs.� Don't ask me why.
^Expand QuoteAny protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.[close]
Pizza, cats, drugs. Don't ask me why.
Any protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.
Could you faggots quit talking about feelings and post some fucking nudes please?for real man all this relationship advice and shit is weak
A 35 year old woman is sending me nudes and invited me over to have ''dinner'' with a nice ''dessert''
Might post a nude later when I have the time.
Expand QuoteA 35 year old woman is sending me nudes and invited me over to have ''dinner'' with a nice ''dessert''
Might post a nude later when I have the time.[close]
make sure u save all your snapchats!
fucking gnar me tonight boys, I CAME. same girl i hung out with last time bought her dinner and we each got a six pack. We watched The Iceman which i fucking loved then she said she never watch an episode of Seinfeld so we watched my favorite one, the outing, and she liked it. At first it seemed like the same thing would happen last time but when we got to my bed i thought all hope was lost cause she made me wear a condom. Now i have never came with a condom so i was bummed but when we got in to it it was fucking awesome. I lasted not even like 20 minutes it was great. Now i don't care if she sleeps over, she earned it"who's a good girl? you are."
this has been working for me when the girl brings up its always sunny
I got a Tinder date tomorrow night. She's seems really cool, we talked on the phone and set a date for Friday night. She's 32 with two kids. It's just a date, noting serious, right? It's tinder.
This is my first time meeting someone from Tinder.
I hate everyone.
I busted a nut right as the printer smashing scene played on the tv the background.would gnar if i could
Hung out with the same girl as last time and we had more fun tonight than ever. She wanted to learn how to skateboard so i took her to a parking garage that has a little down hill cause the skatepark was probably covered in snow. She rolled around a little a bit while i was holding her and she didn't do all that bad. We went to get pizza after and brought it back to my house and ate and watched an episode of sherlock, she got me in to the show and i love it. Than we watched The Interview and i honestly thought it was good, i laughed a lot but i was also drunk but i think if i was sober i still would have liked it. Than we put on American Horror story and that show seriously gets girls going don't know why but i did not complain i was mainly feeling her up and making out with her. After i got bored of just touching i just said fuck it and started sucking her tits than after that i just took off her pants and fucked her on the couch, didn't feel like going to the bed cause it would have been to much work. And she made me came, no girl as ever gotten me to "reach the goal" for sex twice sooo i think she might be a keeper.
No im still a little drunk and i have class in about 5 hours so im going to watch the end of this episode of raising hope and go in to bed with her
Also, this should be common sense.. but don't go twodayshours without "handling your own business" before sleeping with someone. Let's just say it doesn't help your stamina.
Expand QuoteAlso, this should be common sense.. but don't go twodayshours without "handling your own business" before sleeping with someone. Let's just say it doesn't help your stamina.[close]
lets be real here.
Got a really fat chick to start talking to me. She seemed to like what I had to say. Then she unmatched me. I speed like every fucking day and get nothing.Don't stress it man, keep at it.
Even if I already got off, if a new girl went to sleep in my bed I'd probably go with her rather than stay up watching tv alone. In any case, I'm always glad to hear about underdog victories in this thread, right on Tobey.
Also, this should be common sense.. but don't go two days without "handling your own business" before sleeping with someone. Let's just say it doesn't help your stamina.
I don't fuck with tinder. I can guarantee you can meet women on OKcupid though. These are the girls who want to Tinder, but would rather appear as though they are "looking for a relationship". As long as you are not too thirsty and can spell and use punctuation correctly, you will do well on OKC. Just ask them a bunch of questions that are related to their interests. Fat chicks YEARN for the D. ULTRA YEARN.i 100 percent agree with this. I'd rather use ridiculous charming quotes than try n get a girl based off a selfie.
I was on my first tinder date (cause Im a fucking rookie that's why) with a fucking funny girl. Nothing special, just drinking beers and talking shit. But she took me to a amature strip night-thing a couple of days later which was an pretty insane thing to do. I loved it.just don't fuck when she's flaring up and you'll be aight. they're painful too so she'll prolly be disinclined to wanna fuck when she's catchy. my exwife had em but i never caught them shits.
No fucking yet cause she got herpes. It's hard to choose if you want sex and herpes, or if you want to find somone else.
I guess tinder is pretty ok so far.
No fucking yet cause she got herpes. It's hard to choose if you want sex and herpes, or if you want to find somone else.
I thought my selfies were alright though.i 100 percent agree with this. I'd rather use ridiculous charming quotes than try n get a girl based off a selfie.Expand QuoteI don't fuck with tinder. I can guarantee you can meet women on OKcupid though. These are the girls who want to Tinder, but would rather appear as though they are "looking for a relationship". As long as you are not too thirsty and can spell and use punctuation correctly, you will do well on OKC. Just ask them a bunch of questions that are related to their interests. Fat chicks YEARN for the D. ULTRA YEARN.[close]
of course it is. it's not like you're guaranteed to get it. basically there is a possibility of turning down (what I expect to be great) sex simply because there is a chance of getting herpes, something that roughly 1 in 6 have anyway.. hell I might even have it already..Expand QuoteNo fucking yet cause she got herpes. It's hard to choose if you want sex and herpes, or if you want to find somone else.[close]
:o it is? do you like your penis? if your answer is yes, don't go there!
essal is right dude, u prolly have it too
let us see the pics yer using. i can't see why you aren't getting at least occasional matches, there must be a glaring error.(http://i.imgur.com/OpdrL.jpg)
Thanks Eat Pussy.
DMH, I really appreciate what you have to say. I already live under the presumption I'll always be alone though. I've been taking major steps (major for me anyway) to better my life and I do hope that draws good people to me.
Honestly man, you're a good-looking dude whose photos give off a really positive vibe. You look like somebody I'd be stoked to be friends with. I know others have said this, but if Tinder is stressing you out, it might be a good time to take a break from it. It started getting to me a few months ago (bad dates, weird girls, really feeling like I couldn't be myself), so I deleted it and pretty quickly I found myself having much better conversations with women and people in general. This is going to sound selfish and weird, but imagine what you'd want your life to look like if you were living under the presumption that you just would never have a girlfriend or partner. How you'd want to take care of yourself, the types of things you'd want to accomplish, the places you'd want to go. If you live your life that way, I think you're a lot more likely to stumble into something nice that you didn't expect. I'm not saying that would happen for certain, because it might not, but I think women are a lot more attracted to a man who takes care of himself than a man who seems like he really wants to take care of a woman. Something about that distance just does it to 'em.
That is exactly what it is. I know people that max out they're distance just because they want to see what kind of people think they're attractive. Kinda like those hot or not sitesExpand QuoteThanks Eat Pussy.
DMH, I really appreciate what you have to say. I already live under the presumption I'll always be alone though. I've been taking major steps (major for me anyway) to better my life and I do hope that draws good people to me.[close]
L33t, are you gay? I feel like i've read on here that you were. I'm probably just confusing you with someone else. I'm not good with usernames...
Anyway, If tindr wasn't for dating, but for 'friend matching' I would totally consider a friendship haha. Like dude said up there, you're pictures put off a positive vibe and you look like a nice dude.
I wouldn't take tindr that serious, I've had some deep conversations with very cute chicks multiple times or gotten a number, but then after 20 minutes of talking they just stop responding. I feel like it's something people do while they're bored and don't necessarily actually want to find or meet up with anyone. It's more of a time waster that gives validation that people might want to date you...
Anybody try using the coffee meets bagel app?
I just downloaded that bagel coffee thing. What sucks is that they want you to pay for matches otherwise you only get one match a day that has nothing to do with your personality or interests.Do you go to school? If not, do it. So many girls, all sorts. Go find that awkward chick on a longboard wearing an attack on titan hoodie and turn her out my friend.
If I had a type, she would probably be it.Do you go to school? If not, do it. So many girls, all sorts. Go find that awkward chick on a longboard wearing an attack on titan hoodie and turn her out my friend.Expand QuoteI just downloaded that bagel coffee thing. What sucks is that they want you to pay for matches otherwise you only get one match a day that has nothing to do with your personality or interests.[close]
If I had a type, she would probably be it.Expand QuoteDo you go to school? If not, do it. So many girls, all sorts. Go find that awkward chick on a longboard wearing an attack on titan hoodie and turn her out my friend.Expand QuoteI just downloaded that bagel coffee thing. What sucks is that they want you to pay for matches otherwise you only get one match a day that has nothing to do with your personality or interests.[close][close]
(http://i.imgur.com/OpdrL.jpg)Expand Quotelet us see the pics yer using. i can't see why you aren't getting at least occasional matches, there must be a glaring error.[close]
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I recently replaced this one with a picture of my dog. I can't get a good photo with both of us in it.
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I need to get a new photo with my recent haircut too, but I suck at selfies. I do get the occasional match, but they're either bots or non-responsive. I've tried talking to them about their interests, complimenting them, inviting for netflix and weed (thanks Tobey), and other shit that I can't think of any more.
^ my methodGet the roses she will be stoked, as long as you don't buy her some jewelry or shit like that you're definitely not creeping.
Anyway the girl i have been seeing, i asked her if she wanted to go on a valentines day date. I thought it might have been kind of serious for me to ask her cause we only went on three dates. But i explained to her i never been on a valentines date before and if she didn't feel weird about it i would like to take her out cause i think it would be fun. She said yea that would be great which im stoked on but now im kind of confused to what i should bring to the table. I made reservations for a place, the same place my sister had her wedding rehearsal dinner at. Its not super fancy but its somewhat a little fancy. She was asking like what she should wear, i just said wear whatever's comfortable, like i know what the fuck she should wear. Now im thinking i should get her flowers which is pretty typical for V-day dates but i think i might be over doing it cause like i said we only been on three dates and i don't want to creep her out. So any advice for me for a first timer having a date on valentines day
Get the roses she will be stoked, as long as you don't buy her some jewelry or shit like that you're definitely not creeping.Expand Quote^ my method
Anyway the girl i have been seeing, i asked her if she wanted to go on a valentines day date. I thought it might have been kind of serious for me to ask her cause we only went on three dates. But i explained to her i never been on a valentines date before and if she didn't feel weird about it i would like to take her out cause i think it would be fun. She said yea that would be great which im stoked on but now im kind of confused to what i should bring to the table. I made reservations for a place, the same place my sister had her wedding rehearsal dinner at. Its not super fancy but its somewhat a little fancy. She was asking like what she should wear, i just said wear whatever's comfortable, like i know what the fuck she should wear. Now im thinking i should get her flowers which is pretty typical for V-day dates but i think i might be over doing it cause like i said we only been on three dates and i don't want to creep her out. So any advice for me for a first timer having a date on valentines day[close]
Expand QuoteGet the roses she will be stoked, as long as you don't buy her some jewelry or shit like that you're definitely not creeping.Expand Quote^ my method
Anyway the girl i have been seeing, i asked her if she wanted to go on a valentines day date. I thought it might have been kind of serious for me to ask her cause we only went on three dates. But i explained to her i never been on a valentines date before and if she didn't feel weird about it i would like to take her out cause i think it would be fun. She said yea that would be great which im stoked on but now im kind of confused to what i should bring to the table. I made reservations for a place, the same place my sister had her wedding rehearsal dinner at. Its not super fancy but its somewhat a little fancy. She was asking like what she should wear, i just said wear whatever's comfortable, like i know what the fuck she should wear. Now im thinking i should get her flowers which is pretty typical for V-day dates but i think i might be over doing it cause like i said we only been on three dates and i don't want to creep her out. So any advice for me for a first timer having a date on valentines day[close][close]
hahah yeah i definitely wasn't thinking of buying her jewelry, that makes me feel good that i didn't think about that and that's more creepy
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteGet the roses she will be stoked, as long as you don't buy her some jewelry or shit like that you're definitely not creeping.Expand Quote^ my method
Anyway the girl i have been seeing, i asked her if she wanted to go on a valentines day date. I thought it might have been kind of serious for me to ask her cause we only went on three dates. But i explained to her i never been on a valentines date before and if she didn't feel weird about it i would like to take her out cause i think it would be fun. She said yea that would be great which im stoked on but now im kind of confused to what i should bring to the table. I made reservations for a place, the same place my sister had her wedding rehearsal dinner at. Its not super fancy but its somewhat a little fancy. She was asking like what she should wear, i just said wear whatever's comfortable, like i know what the fuck she should wear. Now im thinking i should get her flowers which is pretty typical for V-day dates but i think i might be over doing it cause like i said we only been on three dates and i don't want to creep her out. So any advice for me for a first timer having a date on valentines day[close][close]
hahah yeah i definitely wasn't thinking of buying her jewelry, that makes me feel good that i didn't think about that and that's more creepy[close]
Yeah I'd say definitely just go with the flowers, but you gotta tell her what to wear man.
If you have a nice button down shirt and some dress pants you tell her nicely to wear something sexy.
She obviously wants to look good for you and they dig the power move plus there's something about getting fancy that gets most girls all kinds of going.
Tobey, the key is to make a plan. It doesn't have to be elaborate or expensive: decide what you're going to do and execute.
1. Pick a restaurant and get a reservation. Think about what she likes and what you can afford. Has she mentioned a kind of food she enjoys? Go with that. And don't run your ideas by her: have a plan and take the lead role. You asked her out, that's your job.
2. Get something at a florist and reserve it now: they're in demand on V-Day. Roses are nice, but a little trite. There's nothing wrong with a more creative arrangement. If you go to a decent florist (Whole Foods has good options) they're happy to work with you. Again, do it in advance.
3. Choose another activity and set it up. A movie? A concert? An art thing? Whatever. Make a decision based on what you know about her and set it up. Get tickets now. Don't do a movie at home, that's weak.
You can handle this. It's simple: figure it out and be confident. Not everything has to be perfect. Demonstrate that you put thought into this and can plan without hand holding.
lol i swear tobey been putting in that work we watching his personal transformation LIVE. good for you fam!
I have been talking to her about the show i have been watching, Nurse Jackie, and she loves like hospital shows so i was thinking we would watch that cause she doesn't have showtime. Thats what i have been doing with her when ever we hung out, like we would go out to get something to eat grab some beer and drink it at my house while watching a netflix movie or a show. Do you think its not good enough for V-Day? She seemed she has lots a fun while doing it
^ yea but thats a lot of money, its like 12 dollars a ticket to get in the movies. I rather just buy her favorite 6 pack and watch a movie at my house after dinner. Plus she really likes hospital shows and she said she wanted to watch it cause she doesn't have showtime.
Expand Quote^ yea but thats a lot of money, its like 12 dollars a ticket to get in the movies. I rather just buy her favorite 6 pack and watch a movie at my house after dinner. Plus she really likes hospital shows and she said she wanted to watch it cause she doesn't have showtime.[close]
no no no Tobey. don't be a cheapskate.
this girl can watch Netflix any other time with you. this is V-Day. i'm not telling you to go for broke, but do something different here.
it doesn't have to be expensive, but don't give her a normal Tobey date. it's Valentines Day. try a little harder, dude.
But for real tobey, you should take this as a lesson in hustling cash up and go get, cuz damn if ya can't acquire and spend 50 bucks or whatever on this chick then how u gonna pay bills n shit. Nothin wrong with thrift, but being overly cheap is not a good look for any person.
steaks in the freezer.ew
It's very hard to get a job when you have mental health issues.
Expand QuoteExpand Quote^ yea but thats a lot of money, its like 12 dollars a ticket to get in the movies. I rather just buy her favorite 6 pack and watch a movie at my house after dinner. Plus she really likes hospital shows and she said she wanted to watch it cause she doesn't have showtime.[close]
no no no Tobey. don't be a cheapskate.
this girl can watch Netflix any other time with you. this is V-Day. i'm not telling you to go for broke, but do something different here.
it doesn't have to be expensive, but don't give her a normal Tobey date. it's Valentines Day. try a little harder, dude.[close]
Yea that sounds fun but i don't have a job. If i did i would spend every penny of my paycheck on this date. But for now i made a little bit of money shoveling last week, i didn't ask to be paid i just did as a good neighborhood but i got a little money for that that i plan to spend it on her for that date
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^ yea but thats a lot of money, its like 12 dollars a ticket to get in the movies. I rather just buy her favorite 6 pack and watch a movie at my house after dinner. Plus she really likes hospital shows and she said she wanted to watch it cause she doesn't have showtime.[close]
no no no Tobey. don't be a cheapskate.
this girl can watch Netflix any other time with you. this is V-Day. i'm not telling you to go for broke, but do something different here.
it doesn't have to be expensive, but don't give her a normal Tobey date. it's Valentines Day. try a little harder, dude.[close]
Yea that sounds fun but i don't have a job. If i did i would spend every penny of my paycheck on this date. But for now i made a little bit of money shoveling last week, i didn't ask to be paid i just did as a good neighborhood but i got a little money for that that i plan to spend it on her for that date[close]
Damn Tobey, that's some Lifetime movie, heart string tugging shit right there. I agree with Fenzadill and Yushin, post up your paypal and I got 10 on it for you.
Fuck Mocha, let's crowdfund Tobey getting laid.
Fuck Mocha, let's crowdfund Tobey getting laid.I'll drop some coin on Tobey.
Expand QuoteIt's very hard to get a job when you have mental health issues.[close]
yea tobey since u like working with animals have u looked into throwing kittens at a wall for money?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteIt's very hard to get a job when you have mental health issues.[close][close]
such bullshit. some of you guys need to snap out of it and man the fuck up. quit letting your mental health issues hinder your life/goals.
i was diagnosed with depression/bi-polar disorder at around 13-14 years old. tried killing myself 2 or 3 times before i even graduated highschool. years later i had a breakdown and got 5150'd a few times (when police forcibly take you to a mental hospital for a 3 day hold). they then said i was also schizophrenic/suffering from anxiety/delusions of reference, etc.
i'd see a therapist, take medication, get social security, the whole deal.
all this time, whether at the peak of my craziness or in a more lucid state, i still was able to get jobs and keep them. it's all on you.
retail, grocery or warehouse jobs will hire anyone. go to a temp agency if you're having trouble finding work.
quit being a bitch, apply yourself and get a job. your "disease" isn't crippling you and stopping you from progressing, you are.
Uhh, I have a criminal history that regularly disqualifies me from employment. That has been the biggest hindrance for me. Not to mention the court system has been fucking me for years. I originally took a plea bargain for a misdemeanor and 3 years probation. Due to "clerical error" I was in the system as a felon. Just skating was a problem for me because I was a "4th waiver" meaning cops could and would regularly handcuff and search my shit when they let everyone else around me go. I supposedly got that fixed after a year and some paper work but I was still on probation. When that ended I did all the leg work to have my record expunged. Guess what happened when I got a background check ran on me when I was trying to get financial aid for vocational school. I came up as a felon, despite all the bullshit I went through to fix it. They turned me away because I'm apparently a criminal.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteIt's very hard to get a job when you have mental health issues.[close][close]
such bullshit. some of you guys need to snap out of it and man the fuck up. quit letting your mental health issues hinder your life/goals.
i was diagnosed with depression/bi-polar disorder at around 13-14 years old. tried killing myself 2 or 3 times before i even graduated highschool. years later i had a breakdown and got 5150'd a few times (when police forcibly take you to a mental hospital for a 3 day hold). they then said i was also schizophrenic/suffering from anxiety/delusions of reference, etc.
i'd see a therapist, take medication, get social security, the whole deal.
all this time, whether at the peak of my craziness or in a more lucid state, i still was able to get jobs and keep them. it's all on you.
retail, grocery or warehouse jobs will hire anyone. go to a temp agency if you're having trouble finding work.
quit being a bitch, apply yourself and get a job. your "disease" isn't crippling you and stopping you from progressing, you are.[close]
Here to report I fucked my fist fat chick tonight. Kinda stoked.weird i have the same nickname for old righty
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how do i get this 17 year to tell me when her birthday is?
i have talked to her before but it was just stupid chit chat, well i was drunk last night and was kind of a douche to her but not like a huge asshole you know i was being like "a cool dude" and she has been texting me since. Now many of our conversations before was me asking her when she turns 18, she would always say if my age was a problem than stop talking to me. Which i would for any other girl but she graduates high school this year so she has to be turning 18 soon and plus shes black and i really want to hook up with a black girl!
I think if i ask her what her zodiac sign is she might get a hold of what i have been basically asking her since we got matched up and than she will stop talking to me
Expand Quotehow do i get this 17 year to tell me when her birthday is?
i have talked to her before but it was just stupid chit chat, well i was drunk last night and was kind of a douche to her but not like a huge asshole you know i was being like "a cool dude" and she has been texting me since. Now many of our conversations before was me asking her when she turns 18, she would always say if my age was a problem than stop talking to me. Which i would for any other girl but she graduates high school this year so she has to be turning 18 soon and plus shes black and i really want to hook up with a black girl!
I think if i ask her what her zodiac sign is she might get a hold of what i have been basically asking her since we got matched up and than she will stop talking to me[close]
tobey youre finally going sorta steady with that chick that youre going on that valentines day date with, do you really think shes interested in some dude trying to keep multiple chicks on lock AND that one of them is underage? Nevermind that she is graduating and going to be 18(sorry PALS i couldnt think of a good anti hero joke) but the fact that she is even one day under being a legal adult is going to leave women with the impression that "you like to fuck underage girls"
Expand QuoteExpand Quotehow do i get this 17 year to tell me when her birthday is?
i have talked to her before but it was just stupid chit chat, well i was drunk last night and was kind of a douche to her but not like a huge asshole you know i was being like "a cool dude" and she has been texting me since. Now many of our conversations before was me asking her when she turns 18, she would always say if my age was a problem than stop talking to me. Which i would for any other girl but she graduates high school this year so she has to be turning 18 soon and plus shes black and i really want to hook up with a black girl!
I think if i ask her what her zodiac sign is she might get a hold of what i have been basically asking her since we got matched up and than she will stop talking to me[close]
tobey youre finally going sorta steady with that chick that youre going on that valentines day date with, do you really think shes interested in some dude trying to keep multiple chicks on lock AND that one of them is underage? Nevermind that she is graduating and going to be 18(sorry PALS i couldnt think of a good anti hero joke) but the fact that she is even one day under being a legal adult is going to leave women with the impression that "you like to fuck underage girls"[close]
Yeah that is true i guess im re living my teenage days where i always use to juggle two chicks at once. It never worked than so i dont know why it would work now. Maybe i was just thinking maybe i should hook up with this girl before me and this girl get really serious, if that ever happens. But i don't think shes looking for a relationship with me cause we kind of talked about it before and she didn't seem interested and plus she lives like an hour away ( we got matched up because she was at her grandmoms house who lives in the same town as me). So i think we are just going to be fuck buddies who i like to take out on dates
Expand QuoteExpand Quotehow do i get this 17 year to tell me when her birthday is?
i have talked to her before but it was just stupid chit chat, well i was drunk last night and was kind of a douche to her but not like a huge asshole you know i was being like "a cool dude" and she has been texting me since. Now many of our conversations before was me asking her when she turns 18, she would always say if my age was a problem than stop talking to me. Which i would for any other girl but she graduates high school this year so she has to be turning 18 soon and plus shes black and i really want to hook up with a black girl!
I think if i ask her what her zodiac sign is she might get a hold of what i have been basically asking her since we got matched up and than she will stop talking to me[close]
tobey youre finally going sorta steady with that chick that youre going on that valentines day date with, do you really think shes interested in some dude trying to keep multiple chicks on lock AND that one of them is underage? Nevermind that she is graduating and going to be 18(sorry PALS i couldnt think of a good anti hero joke) but the fact that she is even one day under being a legal adult is going to leave women with the impression that "you like to fuck underage girls"[close]
Yeah that is true i guess im re living my teenage days where i always use to juggle two chicks at once. It never worked than so i dont know why it would work now. Maybe i was just thinking maybe i should hook up with this girl before me and this girl get really serious, if that ever happens. But i don't think shes looking for a relationship with me cause we kind of talked about it before and she didn't seem interested and plus she lives like an hour away ( we got matched up because she was at her grandmoms house who lives in the same town as me). So i think we are just going to be fuck buddies who i like to take out on dates
It's very hard to get a job when you have mental health issues.I disagree. I have had panic disorder and severe anxiety my whole life and by working with a psych and taking care of myself ive managed to stay out of trouble, get clean and hold down a job always. if you dont take care of yourself you are to blame, not your mental health problems. there plenty of things you starting with not drinking. I used alcohol as my crutch with my mental health for years and it only made me worse and act out till i started getting in trouble. its the devil if you a mentally sick.
Expand QuoteExpand Quotehow do i get this 17 year to tell me when her birthday is?
i have talked to her before but it was just stupid chit chat, well i was drunk last night and was kind of a douche to her but not like a huge asshole you know i was being like "a cool dude" and she has been texting me since. Now many of our conversations before was me asking her when she turns 18, she would always say if my age was a problem than stop talking to me. Which i would for any other girl but she graduates high school this year so she has to be turning 18 soon and plus shes black and i really want to hook up with a black girl!
I think if i ask her what her zodiac sign is she might get a hold of what i have been basically asking her since we got matched up and than she will stop talking to me[close]
tobey youre finally going sorta steady with that chick that youre going on that valentines day date with, do you really think shes interested in some dude trying to keep multiple chicks on lock AND that one of them is underage? Nevermind that she is graduating and going to be 18(sorry PALS i couldnt think of a good anti hero joke) but the fact that she is even one day under being a legal adult is going to leave women with the impression that "you like to fuck underage girls"[close]
Yeah that is true i guess im re living my teenage days where i always use to juggle two chicks at once. It never worked than so i dont know why it would work now. Maybe i was just thinking maybe i should hook up with this girl before me and this girl get really serious, if that ever happens. But i don't think shes looking for a relationship with me cause we kind of talked about it before and she didn't seem interested and plus she lives like an hour away ( we got matched up because she was at her grandmoms house who lives in the same town as me). So i think we are just going to be fuck buddies who i like to take out on dates
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I got one of these this week. Pretty in photos and/or side profile in the dark, not quite so pretty face on in the light. We sat down to dinner and our waitress dropped off our menus and I really wished I was on a date with her instead. This isn't to say I wouldn't have jumped her bones had she invited me to jump her bones but she didn't and that's okay.
L33tg33k, if my Facebook feed has taught me anything over the last six months, it's that medication is mind control and racist cops are an invention of Al Sharpton, so you should probably just stop complaining and get your shit together.
Uhh, I have a criminal history that regularly disqualifies me from employment. That has been the biggest hindrance for me. Not to mention the court system has been fucking me for years. I originally took a plea bargain for a misdemeanor and 3 years probation. Due to "clerical error" I was in the system as a felon. Just skating was a problem for me because I was a "4th waiver" meaning cops could and would regularly handcuff and search my shit when they let everyone else around me go. I supposedly got that fixed after a year and some paper work but I was still on probation. When that ended I did all the leg work to have my record expunged. Guess what happened when I got a background check ran on me when I was trying to get financial aid for vocational school. I came up as a felon, despite all the bullshit I went through to fix it. They turned me away because I'm apparently a criminal.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteIt's very hard to get a job when you have mental health issues.[close][close]
such bullshit. some of you guys need to snap out of it and man the fuck up. quit letting your mental health issues hinder your life/goals.
i was diagnosed with depression/bi-polar disorder at around 13-14 years old. tried killing myself 2 or 3 times before i even graduated highschool. years later i had a breakdown and got 5150'd a few times (when police forcibly take you to a mental hospital for a 3 day hold). they then said i was also schizophrenic/suffering from anxiety/delusions of reference, etc.
i'd see a therapist, take medication, get social security, the whole deal.
all this time, whether at the peak of my craziness or in a more lucid state, i still was able to get jobs and keep them. it's all on you.
retail, grocery or warehouse jobs will hire anyone. go to a temp agency if you're having trouble finding work.
quit being a bitch, apply yourself and get a job. your "disease" isn't crippling you and stopping you from progressing, you are.[close][close]
You want to know why I got caught up with charges in the first place? Goddamn undercover public transit security guards jumped my brother and I fought them off not knowing they were security guards. When I went to court one of the security guards said I hit him with my skateboard for good measure (I didn't). The judge was appalled at my behavior especially after he read the report for the security guard wherein I'm quoted as saying such bullshit as, "Get him, blood!", and "I'm about to Skyline stomp this nigga!". You can guess that I don't speak like that. The judge was a real piece of shit. I watched how he treated minority defendants with hostility and some white girl with all the benefit of the doubt before it was my turn to stand before him. My lawyer urged me to take the plea bargain for defending my brother from his attackers. This essentially ruined my ability to gain job experience for years on top of my personality disorder and major depression. I'm currently in the process of getting this latest "clerical error" fixed. This shit has followed me for the past eight years.
I have a personality disorder that doesn't allow me to get along with people. I'm clinically diagnosed with Avoidant Personality Disorder. I think I posted a link to it earlier, but I'll do it again. http://www.theravive.com/therapedia/Avoidant-Personality-Disorder-DSM--5-301.82-(F60.6) (http://www.theravive.com/therapedia/Avoidant-Personality-Disorder-DSM--5-301.82-(F60.6)) I literally can't get close enough to people to network with and make advantageous connections. There's a reason why I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin who's never had a close friend. I've had a few jobs. All of which I've been let go from because of my inability to wear a smile and be outgoing. I've interviewed for other jobs where I thought I hit it out of the park, but upon talking to the people that hire, I was either passed over because of my perceived disinterest, criminal record, or lack of experience. I did try. I do try. Trying isn't enough. I'm not saying I can't get it right eventually. I'm saying it would be disingenuous to say nothing is hindering my success. I'm currently working with my local career center to make myself more employable. Hopefully something works out. I've been filing paperwork out my ass and going to a shit ton of meetings on top of my multiple times a week therapy.
There's tons more shit going on in my life, but that was just for a little perspective. I know I've got it better than a lot of people out there but that doesn't put you in any position to assume to know what others are going through. I'll continue to try to better my station in life, but don't you give me any shit for acknowledging setbacks.
So I'm on this Tinder clone called High There. It's for people who like the marijuana. I matched with a few 400 pound 40-50 year olds. Don't get me wrong, I still message the obese 45 year olds, but they aren't ideal. Then I got a match from a normal woman my age. I messaged her and the craziest thing happened. She messaged me back. I messaged her again. She replied again. At this point, I'm flabbergasted. This is the furthest I've ever gotten. Now I'm concerned with just keeping her engaged on this app and getting her number. The thing is I don't know what else to say to her. Four lines of dialogue and I've already run out of things to say. Now I'm nowhere near this point, but it has occurred to me, what am supposed to tell a girl if she wants to meet me? What is she expecting out of me? How do I escalate our interaction to something sexual? How can I be sure if that's what she wants? Do I tell her I have no experience in anything? I don't want to set her up with false expectations.
Part of me just wants her to be interested in getting free weed from me.
Maybe you guys can just tell me what to say. She asked me what shows I watch on Netflix. Tell me something girls watch so I don't have to tell her I just watch cartoons and anime.
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please add more pix to this thread, the good the bad and the uglyAye gotchu. These are my matches on High There.
I'd be scared if I got matched up with Snoop Pearson.
Snoop's intoladies. ???getting this money.
The conversation is going really slow and I don't know what to say to make her more interested. Being that we're talking on a weed app I have tried talking about marijuana but got no response using that tactic. Right now she just replies to me with a short comment at random times of the day. I try to immediately respond when she says something as to catch her while she's on the app, but I just don't think she's that interested. I've got to say something cool.
And fuck Tinder with their new like cap.
The conversation is going really slow and I don't know what to say to make her more interested. Being that we're talking on a weed app I have tried talking about marijuana but got no response using that tactic. Right now she just replies to me with a short comment at random times of the day. I try to immediately respond when she says something as to catch her while she's on the app, but I just don't think she's that interested. I've got to say something cool.
(http://i.imgur.com/cRD6mmO.png)Fuck there's a whole lot of nonsense going on in that picture. I bet she would be fun as fuck to plow though.
"Wants to stay in, prefers edibles, energy low" Holy fuck girl at least make some shit up about yourself if you want to get a date. You sound and look horrible.
Probably like sticking your dick between two flank steaksFuck there's a whole lot of nonsense going on in that picture. I bet she would be fun as fuck to plow though.Expand Quote(http://i.imgur.com/cRD6mmO.png)
"Wants to stay in, prefers edibles, energy low" Holy fuck girl at least make some shit up about yourself if you want to get a date. You sound and look horrible.[close]
Probably like sticking your dick between two flank steaksExpand QuoteFuck there's a whole lot of nonsense going on in that picture. I bet she would be fun as fuck to plow though.Expand Quote(http://i.imgur.com/cRD6mmO.png)
"Wants to stay in, prefers edibles, energy low" Holy fuck girl at least make some shit up about yourself if you want to get a date. You sound and look horrible.[close][close]
The normal looking girl wants me to set up a meeting. I'm freaking out. If she's down, what am I going to tell her about me not knowing what I'm doing? What happens when she finds out I'm fatter than in the pictures? What happens if I'm supposed to kiss her or something? What happens if she sees my little pecker? What if we just fucking hate each other? I've never felt so stupid in my life.Beer will help you to stay in the moment i think, ask her out for a drink, you could segue that into a food or weed session or both, if it goes well.
The normal looking girl wants me to set up a meeting. I'm freaking out. If she's down, what am I going to tell her about me not knowing what I'm doing? What happens when she finds out I'm fatter than in the pictures? What happens if I'm supposed to kiss her or something? What happens if she sees my little pecker? What if we just fucking hate each other? I've never felt so stupid in my life.
remember my post in the reAL conffesions thread? Yeah forgot about it i had so much fun tonight. I took her to dinner and the place wAS fancy, i had veal ( first time i ever had it) and she loved the dinner. Than i surprised her by taking her to the pool hall, sounds like a bad idea but she had a lot of fun, she was bad at first but then she started to kill it at pool, almost beat me! Than we watched the rest of the first season of american horror story and it was OK. but than we went to my bed than i got her off, we went at it for like 30 minutes but i might have drank to much and i didn't get off but she said she did and thats honestly all it matters to me. So now shes sleeping and im about to join her3re. VALENTINES DAY IS FUN
Expand Quoteremember my post in the reAL conffesions thread? Yeah forgot about it i had so much fun tonight. I took her to dinner and the place wAS fancy, i had veal ( first time i ever had it) and she loved the dinner. Than i surprised her by taking her to the pool hall, sounds like a bad idea but she had a lot of fun, she was bad at first but then she started to kill it at pool, almost beat me! Than we watched the rest of the first season of american horror story and it was OK. but than we went to my bed than i got her off, we went at it for like 30 minutes but i might have drank to much and i didn't get off but she said she did and thats honestly all it matters to me. So now shes sleeping and im about to join her3re. VALENTINES DAY IS FUN[close]
Great call on this part, drinks/pool is always a winner.
The normal looking girl wants me to set up a meeting. I'm freaking out. If she's down, what am I going to tell her about me not knowing what I'm doing? What happens when she finds out I'm fatter than in the pictures? What happens if I'm supposed to kiss her or something? What happens if she sees my little pecker? What if we just fucking hate each other? I've never felt so stupid in my life.
The normal looking girl wants me to set up a meeting. I'm freaking out. If she's down, what am I going to tell her about me not knowing what I'm doing? What happens when she finds out I'm fatter than in the pictures? What happens if I'm supposed to kiss her or something? What happens if she sees my little pecker? What if we just fucking hate each other? I've never felt so stupid in my life.The fact that you aren't some asshole who thinks he is god's gift to women already makes you cooler than like half the dudes on tinder. All you can do is be nice to her and try to make her laugh, and see if you guys like hanging out. Just take it from there and the kissing or other things will work themselves out. Don't worry about not being hung like a pornstar or your body image. You're probably just tripping yourself out.
Fuck there's a whole lot of nonsense going on in that picture. I bet she would be fun as fuck to plow though.
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Just wanted to bump this thread and say that on september 20th 2015 i will be marrying my fiance (whom i met on tinder.)
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Expand QuoteJust wanted to bump this thread and say that on september 20th 2015 i will be marrying my fiance (whom i met on tinder.)
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Expand QuoteExpand QuoteJust wanted to bump this thread and say that on september 20th 2015 i will be marrying my fiance (whom i met on tinder.)
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No expectations. Just try and have fun. If something happens, tight. If not, also fine.
I got matched up with three really pretty girls last night, but am too nervous to even try to message them.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteJust wanted to bump this thread and say that on september 20th 2015 i will be marrying my fiance (whom i met on tinder.)
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i have been talking to this girl from New Jersey, should i ask her if shes down for the mocha lifestyle cause if she aint im about to cut her loose
the fuck kind of girl wants to hang out with a dude for the first time on xbox live? that sounds terrible. id be avoiding that too.She wants to peep his gamerscore to make sure she ain't messing with no chump
She wants to peep his gamerscore to make sure she ain't messing with no chumpExpand Quotethe fuck kind of girl wants to hang out with a dude for the first time on xbox live? that sounds terrible. id be avoiding that too.[close]
A bar in DC recently had an event called, "Tinder 3D." It was just people interacting with each other in real life. Crazy, right?Fuck that noise.
Expand QuoteShe wants to peep his gamerscore to make sure she ain't messing with no chumpExpand Quotethe fuck kind of girl wants to hang out with a dude for the first time on xbox live? that sounds terrible. id be avoiding that too.[close][close]
hahaha im so embarrassed by my xbox live account, i have over 100 friends and i use to be an achievement whore. So that might do me some bad
I am way more nervous playing xbox live with her than i am meeting her.
It's official. I don't understand younger people anymore. Good luck with your XBox date. And somehow I feel like I'm the one coming out on top of all this HahahahahaExpand Quotei have been talking to this girl from New Jersey, should i ask her if shes down for the mocha lifestyle cause if she aint im about to cut her loose[close]
So yea the girl wants to play call of duty with me on xbox live. I am way more nervous playing xbox live with her than i am meeting her. She wanted to play last night but i got out of it by saying i was in the middle of a series.
I should clarify she doesn't want to come over my house to play call of duty or at least not tonight, she wants to play on xbox live like her at her house and me at my house. I kind hope she doesn't have a mic, i don't want to hear her voice for the first time over xbox.
Expand QuoteI am way more nervous playing xbox live with her than i am meeting her.[close]
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That's horse shit.
Just found out the 17 year old i was talking to turns 18 in July, not so stoked.....
Shes from New Jersey and the age of consent is 16 there, STOKED
Expand QuoteJust found out the 17 year old i was talking to turns 18 in July, not so stoked.....
Shes from New Jersey and the age of consent is 16 there, STOKED[close]
did you seriously look up age of consent just to see if you could fuck this minor without any legal repercussion?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteJust found out the 17 year old i was talking to turns 18 in July, not so stoked.....
Shes from New Jersey and the age of consent is 16 there, STOKED[close]
did you seriously look up age of consent just to see if you could fuck this minor without any legal repercussion?[close]
ummm yes, why does that make me weird or creepy or pathetic or all of the above
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteJust found out the 17 year old i was talking to turns 18 in July, not so stoked.....
Shes from New Jersey and the age of consent is 16 there, STOKED[close]
did you seriously look up age of consent just to see if you could fuck this minor without any legal repercussion?[close]
ummm yes, why does that make me weird or creepy or pathetic or all of the above[close]
Just curious how old are you?
Damnit TobeyExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteJust found out the 17 year old i was talking to turns 18 in July, not so stoked.....
Shes from New Jersey and the age of consent is 16 there, STOKED[close]
did you seriously look up age of consent just to see if you could fuck this minor without any legal repercussion?[close]
ummm yes, why does that make me weird or creepy or pathetic or all of the above[close]
Just curious how old are you?[close]
22
Moral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.
Expand QuoteMoral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.[close]
haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteMoral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.[close]
haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me[close]
i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteMoral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.[close]
haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me[close]
i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...[close]
I find myself at the opposing end of this spectrum, as soon as those lips plant I'm already losing my sight from lack of blood flow upstairs.
i should clarifyExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteMoral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.[close]
haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me[close]
i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...[close]
I find myself at the opposing end of this spectrum, as soon as those lips plant I'm already losing my sight from lack of blood flow upstairs.[close]
yea im the same way, like i get hard pretty easily like just from snuggling up on the couch together which some girls find flattering but i would think they thought i was a huge creep. But i got use to a lot of make out seshs and they are pretty fun
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteMoral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.[close]
haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me[close]
i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...[close]
I find myself at the opposing end of this spectrum, as soon as those lips plant I'm already losing my sight from lack of blood flow upstairs.[close]
yea im the same way, like i get hard pretty easily like just from snuggling up on the couch together which some girls find flattering but i would think they thought i was a huge creep. But i got use to a lot of make out seshs and they are pretty fun
i should clarifyExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteMoral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.[close]
haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me[close]
i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...[close]
I find myself at the opposing end of this spectrum, as soon as those lips plant I'm already losing my sight from lack of blood flow upstairs.[close]
yea im the same way, like i get hard pretty easily like just from snuggling up on the couch together which some girls find flattering but i would think they thought i was a huge creep. But i got use to a lot of make out seshs and they are pretty fun[close]
if she is on her period or some shit sometimes i still wanna make out but shes like "nah im on my period we cant fuck" when i made no advances besides sticking my tongue down her throat
Crazy bitches suck. The young ones will even bring their parents into it. Just watch out cause they are the type of girls to "accidentally" get pregnant with you just to get back at you for a lifetime.
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Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteMoral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.[close]
haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me[close]
i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...[close]
I find myself at the opposing end of this spectrum, as soon as those lips plant I'm already losing my sight from lack of blood flow upstairs.[close]
yea im the same way, like i get hard pretty easily like just from snuggling up on the couch together which some girls find flattering but i would think they thought i was a huge creep. But i got use to a lot of make out seshs and they are pretty fun[close]
I've never met a chick who didn't take it as a compliment, they like knowing they cause that sort of reaction.
Expand QuoteCrazy bitches suck. The young ones will even bring their parents into it. Just watch out cause they are the type of girls to "accidentally" get pregnant with you just to get back at you for a lifetime.
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Actually had this happen with a 16 yr old I was sexting through email while I was around 19-21. Her dad called me and shit. I was nerved out but we kept it up for another couple months till it kinda faded.
i guess that was only good news to me, oh well
so i kind of got carried away with the 17 year old we were kind getting in to some heated texts, i didn't really say anything creepy i would just say oh your being a bad girl and a bunch of winky faces. Well than she said wanna see? and i said yes than i remembered how old she was and sent another text saying "wait don't". She asked why and i said cause your 17. Than she got mad at me saying if age was a problem i should of never hit her up. Now when i first got matched up with her i just assume she would turn 18 soon cause shes a high school senior and you usually are 18 when your in that grade. Than she was basically saying she wanted to have sex with me and i said okay yeah im in to you too.
I have two options:
option A: hold on to this girl and make excuses to not hang out with her till shes 18
option B: I fuck her and feel like a huge creep about myself even though its legal
now in my experiences girls that are a little crazy are SO MUCH FUN in bed
edit: just because shes attracted to old men doesn't really make her crazy, girls rather date older men than them because they think we are more mature. Jokes on them
You got to realize that she's somebody's daughter.Expand Quoteso i kind of got carried away with the 17 year old we were kind getting in to some heated texts, i didn't really say anything creepy i would just say oh your being a bad girl and a bunch of winky faces. Well than she said wanna see? and i said yes than i remembered how old she was and sent another text saying "wait don't". She asked why and i said cause your 17. Than she got mad at me saying if age was a problem i should of never hit her up. Now when i first got matched up with her i just assume she would turn 18 soon cause shes a high school senior and you usually are 18 when your in that grade. Than she was basically saying she wanted to have sex with me and i said okay yeah im in to you too.
I have two options:
option A: hold on to this girl and make excuses to not hang out with her till shes 18
option B: I fuck her and feel like a huge creep about myself even though its legal
now in my experiences girls that are a little crazy are SO MUCH FUN in bed
edit: just because shes attracted to old men doesn't really make her crazy, girls rather date older men than them because they think we are more mature. Jokes on them[close]
I say go for it if it goes there.
I've always been confused by the age of consent thing. I thought anything under 18 was instant jail because they are a minor.
You got to realize that she's somebody's daughter.Expand QuoteExpand Quoteso i kind of got carried away with the 17 year old we were kind getting in to some heated texts, i didn't really say anything creepy i would just say oh your being a bad girl and a bunch of winky faces. Well than she said wanna see? and i said yes than i remembered how old she was and sent another text saying "wait don't". She asked why and i said cause your 17. Than she got mad at me saying if age was a problem i should of never hit her up. Now when i first got matched up with her i just assume she would turn 18 soon cause shes a high school senior and you usually are 18 when your in that grade. Than she was basically saying she wanted to have sex with me and i said okay yeah im in to you too.
I have two options:
option A: hold on to this girl and make excuses to not hang out with her till shes 18
option B: I fuck her and feel like a huge creep about myself even though its legal
now in my experiences girls that are a little crazy are SO MUCH FUN in bed
edit: just because shes attracted to old men doesn't really make her crazy, girls rather date older men than them because they think we are more mature. Jokes on them[close]
I say go for it if it goes there.[close]
Just do it man you're already creepy as fuck.
But what really is "blue?"
i hope tobeys not in the clink.
and clink is slang for jail, not underage pussy.
Expand QuoteJust do it man you're already creepy as fuck.[close]
Expand Quotei hope tobeys not in the clink.
and clink is slang for jail, not underage pussy.[close]
tobey going to jail would be a pretty sick story for the thread tho.
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tobey going to jail would be a pretty sick story for the thread tho.[close]
ABD 5 years ago
If a girl sends you photos the most polite thing to say them is "you just got me hard"
Expand QuoteIf a girl sends you photos the most polite thing to say them is "you just got me hard"[close]
No, the polite thing to do is share them with your Slap Pals.
Saw a girl on tinder named Arnold. Her dad must really not want guys to try and fuck herTry to get Gerald and Helga into the mix
post a dick
So i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.
What could go wrong?
Expand QuoteSo i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.
What could go wrong?[close]
What the fuck Tobey?
Are you for real Tobey? holy shit
I mean i don't mind lying to slap if i do this or not but i already told my friend and can't let him think im a fuc boi now
Oh, well in that case....Expand QuoteExpand QuoteSo i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.
What could go wrong?[close]
What the fuck Tobey?[close]
Well im taking in consideration what everyone said about her when i first posted about her. She can't try to trap a dead man in to having a baby with her or she can't get her parents to hit me up when she thinks im dead.
Whenever a plan includes faking your own death , you know you have lost the game of lifenah, faking life is when you're lost
nah, faking life is when you're lostExpand QuoteWhenever a plan includes faking your own death , you know you have lost the game of life[close]
how did you die shark tits? or not die. you know what i mean.heh, i was flying to south carolina to see a bird and before i went i just told someone to post on myspace RIP so he wrote 'too bad that your plane went down' or some nonsense. every time i've died in real life it's been heroin mixed w/ alcohol or benzos though, prolly would've been a better story.
Are you for real Tobey? holy shit
I'm laughing but inside I'm sad for you
Expand Quoteyeah um you guys do know i was mainly joking about that, right?[close]
yeah um you know that this is exactly what people say when other people call them out for something. C'mon tobey. You weren't kidding at all. You even had a friend lined up to help you out.
Expand QuoteExpand Quoteyeah um you guys do know i was mainly joking about that, right?[close]
yeah um you know that this is exactly what people say when other people call them out for something. C'mon tobey. You weren't kidding at all. You even had a friend lined up to help you out.[close]
If i was going to fake my death i would go out guns blazing not just a facebook status
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteyeah um you guys do know i was mainly joking about that, right?[close]
yeah um you know that this is exactly what people say when other people call them out for something. C'mon tobey. You weren't kidding at all. You even had a friend lined up to help you out.[close]
If i was going to fake my death i would go out guns blazing not just a facebook status[close]
and that's exactly what a pussy fuckboy like you that tries to fuck 17 year olds for a self esteem boost would say
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteyeah um you guys do know i was mainly joking about that, right?[close]
yeah um you know that this is exactly what people say when other people call them out for something. C'mon tobey. You weren't kidding at all. You even had a friend lined up to help you out.[close]
If i was going to fake my death i would go out guns blazing not just a facebook status[close]
and that's exactly what a pussy fuckboy like you that tries to fuck 17 year olds for a self esteem boost would say[close]
How am i trying to boost my self esteem? get right call me a creep or something like that but i honestly don't care if i hang out with this girl or not, thats why i said in my original post that im going to wait till she turns 18 but i guess people missed that.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteyeah um you guys do know i was mainly joking about that, right?[close]
yeah um you know that this is exactly what people say when other people call them out for something. C'mon tobey. You weren't kidding at all. You even had a friend lined up to help you out.[close]
If i was going to fake my death i would go out guns blazing not just a facebook status[close]
and that's exactly what a pussy fuckboy like you that tries to fuck 17 year olds for a self esteem boost would say[close]
How am i trying to boost my self esteem? get right call me a creep or something like that but i honestly don't care if i hang out with this girl or not, thats why i said in my original post that im going to wait till she turns 18 but i guess people missed that.[close]
Motherfucker, you are delusional. You are on Tinder looking for NSA sex, which is nothing but a self esteem boost if you manage to get some.
hahahaha, plane crash has gotta be the most easily verified fake story you could give.
thats like saying you died taking a bullet for the president or something lol.
i understand this was poorly written, but you are actually dumb if you can't figure out what im saying here.Expand Quotehahahaha, plane crash has gotta be the most easily verified fake story you could give.
thats like saying you died taking a bullet for the president or something lol.[close]
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can we get back to hearing about good stories, and pics?got a non-regular non-underaged date tonight.
i understand this was poorly written, but you are actually dumb if you can't figure out what im saying here.if you know it's nonsense, why would you expect people to understand it?
edit: also i was high as fuck when i wrote that
can we get back to hearing about good stories, and pics?
do you think im like only talking to the 17 year old? i don't even text her im hanging out with the girl that sent me pictures next week. The only reason i wanted to hang out with the barely legal chick was cause she was the only black girl i got matched up with but im not desperate enough to fuck her while shes 17 so thats why i said im going to wait till shes 18. I thought i said a funny thing i mean i said it many time i don't take social media seriously and slap is one thing i don't take seriously. I appreciate the pals that do give me advice when i ask for it but damn you guys do take this shit seriouslyi used to think your exploits were funny and interesting to read. Now agree you are delusional and hella weird. I currently date a 24 year old girl I met online, so the online dating part doesn't bother me. But FA KING YOUR DEATH IS FUCKING DISTURBING. Playing with people's emotions like that is WACK AS FUCK. Especially when it's just so you can penetrate this 17 year old girl. My fam is in Town which includes my 17 year old cousin. I would slap the shit out of you duke if you tried some shit with her. Hopefully you do try to persue this and get slapped the fuck up by her dad before you can do what you want, cosby.
i used to think your exploits were funny and interesting to read. Now agree you are delusional and hella weird. I currently date a 24 year old girl I met online, so the online dating part doesn't bother me. But FA KING YOUR DEATH IS FUCKING DISTURBING. Playing with people's emotions like that is WACK AS FUCK. Especially when it's just so you can penetrate this 17 year old girl. My fam is in Town which includes my 17 year old cousin. I would slap the shit out of you duke if you tried some shit with her. Hopefully you do try to persue this and get slapped the fuck up by her dad before you can do what you want, cosby.Expand Quotedo you think im like only talking to the 17 year old? i don't even text her im hanging out with the girl that sent me pictures next week. The only reason i wanted to hang out with the barely legal chick was cause she was the only black girl i got matched up with but im not desperate enough to fuck her while shes 17 so thats why i said im going to wait till shes 18. I thought i said a funny thing i mean i said it many time i don't take social media seriously and slap is one thing i don't take seriously. I appreciate the pals that do give me advice when i ask for it but damn you guys do take this shit seriously[close]
Tobey, delete your tinder. Delete yourself.
Saying your potential scam was a joke is convenient considering the reaction you received. I wonder whether it would be if you'd gotten a thumbs up?
I'm burned out. You remind me of other people I've known. You ask for help, seem to be taking advice, but do the same things you've always done. Then you act surprised when people are repulsed by your behavior. That's your choice. But don't be surprised when people stop encouraging you.
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What I've said has been 100% consistent: garbage in, garbage out. If you're playing these goofy little games, chasing children and women you're not interested in, you won't be happy with your results. Personal growth is a long process that takes a deep commitment. You're not committed. Your behavior is infantile and selfish, and you'll still be eating rancid leftovers as long as you stick to this bullshit.
lubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI. ;)
Expand Quotelubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI. ;)[close]
Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage
Expand Quotecan we get back to hearing about good stories, and pics?[close]
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she is getting pretty creepy on social media though, she likes everything i do. I am just thinking just to end it saying " Hey you look like your on tinder to find a relationship and im not, i think we should just never meet up because i might hurt your feelings even more"
Is that a good way to end it?
Expand QuoteExpand Quotecan we get back to hearing about good stories, and pics?[close]
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All the fucking time.Expand Quoteshe is getting pretty creepy on social media though, she likes everything i do. I am just thinking just to end it saying " Hey you look like your on tinder to find a relationship and im not, i think we should just never meet up because i might hurt your feelings even more"
Is that a good way to end it?[close]
Yes.
Any of you guys find people whose pictures are from their wedding day? Got one today. That makes it at least four.
Expand QuoteExpand Quotelubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.� ;)[close]
Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage[close]
wifi. duh.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quotelubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.� ;)[close]
Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage[close]
wifi. duh.[close]
Wi-fi isn't everywhere and not necessarily free.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quotelubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.� ;)[close]
Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage[close]
wifi. duh.[close]
Wi-fi isn't everywhere and not necessarily free.[close]
If you're about to beat off somewhere that does not have wifi you should probably reconsider your decision and just wait until you get home.
I thought this thread was for pics and not your guys' boring ass stories?
Expand QuoteI thought this thread was for pics and not your guys' boring ass stories?[close]
Do you ever get sick of posting this over and over? Or is it satisfying being ignored? There's porn elsewhere on the internet, or so I'm told. There's Boobs and Asses threads stickied in this very section. So the next time you want to shame someone for telling a story about a date, do everyone a favor and go there. Or, say the same shit again, that works too, I guess. Math is hard!
I don't know if you've been paying attention to n0torious' posts but he is VERY mature!
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I met a girl on Tinder, and on the second date we ended up back at my place. Vibe was really good. When we kissed, I knew immediately the sex was going to be really good. Things progressed, she asked me if I had a condom, and we started fucking. It was great, as expected. We were switching positions and there was a giant wet spot in the middle of the bed. She asked me if I came and I told her the condom was still on. Ergo, I made her squirt, apparently her first time. I was chill about it but she flipped her shit, threw on her clothes, and practically ran out the door. We texted a bit afterwards and she said she couldn't see me again. I've had my fair share of bizarre dating experiences but this one was high up there.
sounds to me like that was some other kind of bodily fluid and she was embarrassed about it.
She just tagged me in one of those revive dudes videos on instagram, time to cut her looseABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.Expand QuoteShe just tagged me in one of those revive dudes videos on instagram, time to cut her loose[close]
ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.Expand QuoteShe just tagged me in one of those revive dudes videos on instagram, time to cut her loose[close]
Expand QuoteABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.Expand QuoteShe just tagged me in one of those revive dudes videos on instagram, time to cut her loose[close][close]
that is pretty funny.
but shes probably just trying to connect with you on some of your interests, but since she knows nothing about skating she picked out something kooky. maybe turn it around and show her a video or something that you do like and point out the differences. you could cut her loose, but it sounds like she likes you and shes trying to get involved with something you like. thats gotta count for something.
Expand QuoteABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.Expand QuoteShe just tagged me in one of those revive dudes videos on instagram, time to cut her loose[close][close]
hahaha i hung out with her last night and it was fun. We ate than got a six pack each went back to my house and watched two trailer park movies, she really wanted me to watch swearnet? i think thats what its called its with the dudes from trailer park boys but isn't about TPB but it was really funny. When that was done i said wanna watch tv in my room? she said yes and than it was on, i put on that 70s show and than did foreplay, it was all about her than i tried to put the condom on and it was to small i guess i picked the wrong size (i never bought condoms before). First one broke just by try putting it on than i got another one and it wouldn't go all the way down but i just said fuck it and put my dick inside her. I didn't even last for the full episode which im stoked cause i have a problem with getting off but not with her, fuck i think i like her. When i was done i realized the condom wasnt on me anymore but i was like hanging out of her pussy and i told her and we kind of had that "oh shit" moment than she just said ill go pick up a plan b pill tomorrow so hopefully that works. We went to bed at 3 am woke up at 7 said our good byes than i went to class and took a quiz
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.Expand QuoteShe just tagged me in one of those revive dudes videos on instagram, time to cut her loose[close][close]
hahaha i hung out with her last night and it was fun. We ate than got a six pack each went back to my house and watched two trailer park movies, she really wanted me to watch swearnet? i think thats what its called its with the dudes from trailer park boys but isn't about TPB but it was really funny. When that was done i said wanna watch tv in my room? she said yes and than it was on, i put on that 70s show and than did foreplay, it was all about her than i tried to put the condom on and it was to small i guess i picked the wrong size (i never bought condoms before). First one broke just by try putting it on than i got another one and it wouldn't go all the way down but i just said fuck it and put my dick inside her. I didn't even last for the full episode which im stoked cause i have a problem with getting off but not with her, fuck i think i like her. When i was done i realized the condom wasnt on me anymore but i was like hanging out of her pussy and i told her and we kind of had that "oh shit" moment than she just said ill go pick up a plan b pill tomorrow so hopefully that works. We went to bed at 3 am woke up at 7 said our good byes than i went to class and took a quiz[close]
wait, what?
does this mean you've been raw-doggin these hoes this whole time, Tobes?
say it ain't so, my guy.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.Expand QuoteShe just tagged me in one of those revive dudes videos on instagram, time to cut her loose[close][close]
hahaha i hung out with her last night and it was fun. We ate than got a six pack each went back to my house and watched two trailer park movies, she really wanted me to watch swearnet? i think thats what its called its with the dudes from trailer park boys but isn't about TPB but it was really funny. When that was done i said wanna watch tv in my room? she said yes and than it was on, i put on that 70s show and than did foreplay, it was all about her than i tried to put the condom on and it was to small i guess i picked the wrong size (i never bought condoms before). First one broke just by try putting it on than i got another one and it wouldn't go all the way down but i just said fuck it and put my dick inside her. I didn't even last for the full episode which im stoked cause i have a problem with getting off but not with her, fuck i think i like her. When i was done i realized the condom wasnt on me anymore but i was like hanging out of her pussy and i told her and we kind of had that "oh shit" moment than she just said ill go pick up a plan b pill tomorrow so hopefully that works. We went to bed at 3 am woke up at 7 said our good byes than i went to class and took a quiz[close]
wait, what?
does this mean you've been raw-doggin these hoes this whole time, Tobes?
say it ain't so, my guy.[close]
Dammit Tobey, you can't be pointing your biological gun at humanity like that.
yo my dude fits magnums, were u guys not paying attention?
tobey have you ever been tested for a sex disease? now that yer pumping chicks regularly, and often without a condom, you need to get on that shit like bimonthly.
first part made me laugh and i guess i should get on that, would i just go to like an urgent care place or do i have to make an appointment with like a doctor?
Expand Quotefirst part made me laugh and i guess i should get on that, would i just go to like an urgent care place or do i have to make an appointment with like a doctor?[close]
free clinic bby
God damn I haven't been on this thread in awhile and just caught up. So much happened in like 5 pages and of course it was all about Tobey. I love the many hints you put in your posts to say that you have a big dick. It's always very subtle but it's in a lot of them.
But man I wish I had tinder when I was younger, could of had way better stories growing up. Trying to hook up with chicks through msn messenger was a lot of work.
If you can make them laugh you're in.
Also don't go to the free clinic, make an appointment with a regular doctor. The free clinic, unless something has changed, will use the cheaper and older route of sticking a swab in your pee hole. I went to my regular doctor the one time I was tested and they said they don't use that method anymore, and I only had to piss in a cup and have a few viles of blood drawn.
If you can make them laugh you're in.
Also don't go to the free clinic, make an appointment with a regular doctor. The free clinic, unless something has changed, will use the cheaper and older route of sticking a swab in your pee hole. I went to my regular doctor the one time I was tested and they said they don't use that method anymore, and I only had to piss in a cup and have a few viles of blood drawn.
I've met a few girls on Tinder, but I can't spit game. It never goes further than just hanging out, but that's because I'm lame as fuck and have a hard time talking to people that I've just met.
Anyone have any advice for me?
So i think the girl is over me because she slept over last time and my mom got bummed she did and said she can't sleepover again( just for now), i told her this and she cancelled on me this thursday night. She was pretty drunk last time so i said you can sleep over which i didnt think it was a big deal but my mom explained she didn't want that which i understand. Its not like shes never allowed to sleepover again i told her we just have to hang out a couple of times without her sleeping over and shes like barely talking to me now. I would understand if the drive was far for her but she lives 25 minutes away and she was saying like but she would be wasting gas if she just hung out with me for the night. I thought you would be wasting the same amount a gas if you stayed over. I just think she doesn't want to hang out with me sober or something, i think she might feel awkward or whatever. Well back to my grind
I think it might have to do a little bit more with your mom setting requirements about how many dates you need to have before they can sleep over.
God damn I haven't been on this thread in awhile and just caught up. So much happened in like 5 pages and of course it was all about Tobey. I love the many hints you put in your posts to say that you have a big dick. It's always very subtle but it's in a lot of them.
i tried to put the condom on and it was to small i guess i picked the wrong size (i never bought condoms before). First one broke just by try putting it on than i got another one and it wouldn't go all the way down but i just said fuck it and put my dick inside her.
fuck hahahahaExpand QuoteI think it might have to do a little bit more with your mom setting requirements about how many dates you need to have before they can sleep over.[close]
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fuck hahahahaExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI think it might have to do a little bit more with your mom setting requirements about how many dates you need to have before they can sleep over.[close]
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Cut the shit tobey how big is your dumbass cock? Length AND girth, stupid.
so i decided to measure my dick tonight because the dick pictures i have been sending out i have been getting some good comments. I always thought i had a small dick because i remember being in high school and taking showers after gym class and if you said you never peaked in the locker room than you are the faggot, and i just remember being super bummed. Well i was 5'8 in high school and now im 6'1 so i thought lets get the ruler out. Now i am typing my size before i see the average results so hopefully these girls aren't lying to me but im 6 inches. Now next time im drunk im going to post a dick picture for one of my moments on tinder
edit: just checked the article and these girls werent lying
Expand QuoteCut the shit tobey how big is your dumbass cock? Length AND girth, stupid.[close]
Your wish is my command. I remembered reading this awhile ago and thought it was weird how in detail he went to tell us all about his size. It's pretty sad to think that somewhere in my brain it's storing that someone on a skateboard forum told everyone the size of their penis. Maybe that's one of the reason why people think I'm so weird.Expand Quoteso i decided to measure my dick tonight because the dick pictures i have been sending out i have been getting some good comments. I always thought i had a small dick because i remember being in high school and taking showers after gym class and if you said you never peaked in the locker room than you are the faggot, and i just remember being super bummed. Well i was 5'8 in high school and now im 6'1 so i thought lets get the ruler out. Now i am typing my size before i see the average results so hopefully these girls aren't lying to me but im 6 inches. Now next time im drunk im going to post a dick picture for one of my moments on tinder
edit: just checked the article and these girls werent lying[close]
What is it like when you go on dates with younger girls? From observing them they all seem to be complete iphone addicts but are they polite enough to put them away for a bit on a date? The majority of chicks I have dated recently have been in the 26-34 range and it has never really been an issue but my mate always moans about how his 21 year old girlfriend is never off her phone.
What is it like when you go on dates with younger girls? From observing them they all seem to be complete iphone addicts but are they polite enough to put them away for a bit on a date? The majority of chicks I have dated recently have been in the 26-34 range and it has never really been an issue but my mate always moans about how his 21 year old girlfriend is never off her phone.I went on a few dates with a girl that was obsessed with her Blackberry. It was the most annoying thing ever. She even admitted that it was the most important thing in her life. The fucking thing would be going off in the middle of the night and she would get up and answer texts, e-mails..etc. I broke up with her by not answering her texts...I knew that drove her insane.
I broke up with her by not answering her texts...I knew that drove her insane.+1
Is there an okcupid thread? well i think im hanging out with a 21 year old mom from this app
Expand QuoteIs there an okcupid thread? well i think im hanging out with a 21 year old mom from this app[close]
its the go-to joke to say "if they have a kid that you then you know that they're easy", but it is totally true.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteIs there an okcupid thread? well i think im hanging out with a 21 year old mom from this app[close]
its the go-to joke to say "if they have a kid that you then you know that they're easy", but it is totally true.[close]
we were talking for a while last night than she hit me saying she has a 6 month old and i told her that wouldnt bother me and than i asked her where shes from and she lives in my area and says " yeah but im not like a slut like everyone else in our area". I though that was a little ironic but also i don't know this girl so maybe shes not a slut but with the facts she gave me made me kind of laugh
She has a 6 month old and is already out dating? I don't know man, that raises a few red flags.
I dated a girl who boldly claimed, "I fuck who I want to fuck, if that makes me a slut then I guess I'm a slut..." No real point to make that just reminded me of her. Damn that was some good pussy. ;)Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteIs there an okcupid thread? well i think im hanging out with a 21 year old mom from this app[close]
its the go-to joke to say "if they have a kid that you then you know that they're easy", but it is totally true.[close]
we were talking for a while last night than she hit me saying she has a 6 month old and i told her that wouldnt bother me and than i asked her where shes from and she lives in my area and says " yeah but im not like a slut like everyone else in our area". I though that was a little ironic but also i don't know this girl so maybe shes not a slut but with the facts she gave me made me kind of laugh[close]
have you ever met a girl who claims that she is a slut?
... besides lindsey bluth.
I dated a girl who boldly claimed, "I fuck who I want to fuck, if that makes me a slut then I guess I'm a slut..." No real point to make that just reminded me of her. Damn that was some good pussy. ;)
I dated a girl who boldly claimed, "I fuck who I want to fuck, if that makes me a slut then I guess I'm a slut..." No real point to make that just reminded me of her. Damn that was some good pussy. ;)Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteIs there an okcupid thread? well i think im hanging out with a 21 year old mom from this app[close]
its the go-to joke to say "if they have a kid that you then you know that they're easy", but it is totally true.[close]
we were talking for a while last night than she hit me saying she has a 6 month old and i told her that wouldnt bother me and than i asked her where shes from and she lives in my area and says " yeah but im not like a slut like everyone else in our area". I though that was a little ironic but also i don't know this girl so maybe shes not a slut but with the facts she gave me made me kind of laugh[close]
have you ever met a girl who claims that she is a slut?
... besides lindsey bluth.[close]
Tobey since you're making such great strides and all that you should work towards moving outta your momma's crib, too.
Don't forget to buy condoms, THE BIG ONES FOR THAT BIG SWINGIN MEATY COCK U GOT
edit: also about the moving out part, i honestly have no need to do it. My college is 5 minutes away so i don't need my own place to live at school and my dad needs help around the house to do shit cause he can't do it anymore. But i am trying to get a job during summer but i would just pay my mom rent
Expand Quoteedit: also about the moving out part, i honestly have no need to do it. My college is 5 minutes away so i don't need my own place to live at school and my dad needs help around the house to do shit cause he can't do it anymore. But i am trying to get a job during summer but i would just pay my mom rent[close]
That's cool if you're helpin your folks and all that. I'm just sayin cuz that time your mom said that chick couldn't stay over, that kind of thing could get in the way with a girl you really like, or put one off before you really get a chance to know her. But do ya thing playboy if you got enough freedom and you're comfortable, keep with it.
youre probably right about that girl waiting for better plans dude. do something to keep that situation from happening.
get her pregnantExpand Quoteyoure probably right about that girl waiting for better plans dude. do something to keep that situation from happening.[close]
agreed, chain her to something sturdy.
shes been texting me all day and she said well ill see you thursday but i kind of changed the subject cause i called her out on that shit before and she got mad so i guess i might have a good birthday
Expand Quoteshes been texting me all day and she said well ill see you thursday but i kind of changed the subject cause i called her out on that shit before and she got mad so i guess i might have a good birthday[close]
so you're getting mad about her waiting for better plans meanwhile you're making plans to hang out with some mom?
::) ???
you had sex twice but you didn't cum?
are you sure you know what sex is?
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$10 she has never had anal sex(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130329201538/aceattorney/images/a/a7/Phoenix_Heart_Eyes.gif)Expand Quote(https://41.media.tumblr.com/c30ed032078847c0659d161ecce93040/tumblr_nngrwguNJH1qzhjh2o1_540.jpg)[close]
Fuck the hole having to sign into Facebook thing. I made my Facebook when I was in Seventh grade so I set my birth year to like 1985 or something so all the chicks I match with are the ones looking desperately for people aged in the 30s. I'm 21 so it's still gotten me some older tail, but the stink of desperation is high with them. The last chick I banged of Tinder turned out to snort Heroin :-\ what ever I still got to fuck her like four times in one day. ;D
Oh man I really have to dude, this last chick was gnarly I met up with her around noon on a Wednesday and immediately we hit a bottle of Tequila in public then went on a bar crawl around China Town. I raw dogged her because I was so fucking drunk, was not my best idea but my dick hasn't fallen off and my test came back clean so I really got away with one that time. Normally I'm good about learning my lesson but I've been studying abroad so I was being dumb for a while here and I nailed some Swedish chick while blacked out, best case scenario is that I was too drunk to get it up worst case is I have some sort of weird foreign disease I really was too drunk to remember. :(Expand QuoteFuck the hole having to sign into Facebook thing. I made my Facebook when I was in Seventh grade so I set my birth year to like 1985 or something so all the chicks I match with are the ones looking desperately for people aged in the 30s. I'm 21 so it's still gotten me some older tail, but the stink of desperation is high with them. The last chick I banged of Tinder turned out to snort Heroin :-\ what ever I still got to fuck her like four times in one day. ;D[close]
You can update your age on Facebook. Then I'd not risk the whole having sex with a chick who does heroin too, people like that can be carrying some gnarly disease. Good luck though soldier maybe once you fix the age you'll be ballin in pussy like tobey over there.
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new tinder bio, i hope i have good stories that i screen shot
damn. that pic is gunna get you so muchExpand Quote(https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10751592_10152718789452101_1362821118_n.jpg?oh=3459badc5a92ab527607a68146011a29&oe=555B1AE6)
new tinder bio, i hope i have good stories that i screen shot[close]1617 year old box
Is she to the right or the left of the bride?
I thought you lived in PA that looks like some Kentucky shit.
Is she to the right or the left of the bride?Lol have you never heard of Pennsyltucky, which is like most of the state that's not immediately around Philly or Pittsburgh. In Maryland all the chicks from the Counties are pretending to be country now too and doing shit like that.
I thought you lived in PA that looks like some Kentucky shit.
just broke up with my girlfriend of two years.... might go check this craziness out.... heard you have to pay now though.
Anyone else having problems with tinder bots? That's what all of my new matches are turning out to be. Maybe it's just Denver.
i have a 41 year old woman sending me anything i please and is coming tommorow
very hype
i have a 41 year old woman sending me anything i please and is coming tommorow
very hype
How can I resize pics?Expand Quotei have a 41 year old woman sending me anything i please and is coming tommorow
very hype[close]
you know someone is a scumbag when they say some shit like that and then not post a pic
How can I resize pics?Expand QuoteExpand Quotei have a 41 year old woman sending me anything i please and is coming tommorow
very hype[close]
you know someone is a scumbag when they say some shit like that and then not post a pic[close]
i tried(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t35.0-12/11313087_10204415201687922_4291979219263213582_o.jpg?oh=42c509ef7add6dffdf323373428dc957&oe=556130F7)
does SLAP approve?(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t35.0-12/11313087_10204415201687922_4291979219263213582_o.jpg?oh=42c509ef7add6dffdf323373428dc957&oe=556130F7)Expand Quotei tried[close]
enjoy
does SLAP approve?Expand Quote(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t35.0-12/11313087_10204415201687922_4291979219263213582_o.jpg?oh=42c509ef7add6dffdf323373428dc957&oe=556130F7)Expand Quotei tried[close]
enjoy[close]
smmfdExpand Quotei have a 41 year old woman sending me anything i please and is coming tommorow
very hype[close]
you know someone is a scumbag when they say some shit like that and then not post a pic
Update: Strictly wanted it in butt was gr8
Then gave her the boot
I'm 31, she's 22 and hot. Should I go for it? Afraid she might want it to lead to a relationship.Go for it
Met this girl off the Tin last night. We went the bar played pool and drank some pitchers. She works at the shoe department at Macy's. She is a cutie but really just too normal. Then we went to her apartment and she showed me her fish and all her normal lady shit. We were both wasted and very normal like she asked if I wanted to fuck her. That was the most words she had even spoken to me the entire night. So were on the bed and she is giving me head and talking dirty like "mm I love your dick" "I want this dick in me baby" and I just start laughing because at the beginning of the night I could've sworn she would be a prude and not this wild dark haired animal. Anyways we had hot jungle sex and she gives me a ride to my car that was behind the Starbucks where we met. She didn't say goodbye. She didn't wave. I don't even think I will see her again. Tinder rules, I'm happy I moved to Miami Beach. I live 4 blocks for Danny Fuenzalida. Thanks for letting me share brosscore!!
Go for itExpand QuoteI'm 31, she's 22 and hot. Should I go for it? Afraid she might want it to lead to a relationship.[close]
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emo girls love me, thats the only pussy i got in high school
probably going to message her this soon " i have a mom tattoo, does that make you wet"?
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emo girls love me, thats the only pussy i got in high school
probably going to message her this soon " i have a mom tattoo, does that make you wet"?
Met this girl off the Tin last night. We went the bar played pool and drank some pitchers. She works at the shoe department at Macy's. She is a cutie but really just too normal. Then we went to her apartment and she showed me her fish and all her normal lady shit. We were both wasted and very normal like she asked if I wanted to fuck her. That was the most words she had even spoken to me the entire night. So were on the bed and she is giving me head and talking dirty like "mm I love your dick" "I want this dick in me baby" and I just start laughing because at the beginning of the night I could've sworn she would be a prude and not this wild dark haired animal. Anyways we had hot jungle sex and she gives me a ride to my car that was behind the Starbucks where we met. She didn't say goodbye. She didn't wave. I don't even think I will see her again. Tinder rules, I'm happy I moved to Miami Beach. I live 4 blocks for Danny Fuenzalida. Thanks for letting me share brosu and danny fuenzalida should dp this chick
seriously im so glad i finally made an instagram account last year just because of tinder, as soon as they know i skateboard they just give me their number. really hoping they are the next anal queen
hook, line, and sink
seriously im so glad i finally made an instagram account last year just because of tinder, as soon as they know i skateboard they just give me their number. really hoping they are the next anal queen
hook, line, and sink
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^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
Expand Quote^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people[close]
Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.
I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."
Me: Damn girl, you look greatI've had a couple of these. But how do you know if they unmatch?One disappeared on me so I figured she had unmatched, but then there are some others who are still there yet are clearly not feeling it. Why wouldn't they unmatch? Confusing stuff.
Her: Thanks(:
Me: Do you have any plans tn?
Her: (Unmatch)
damn son, she was bangin too...
Expand QuoteExpand Quote^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people[close]
Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.
I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."[close]
fair point
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people[close]
Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.
I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."[close]
fair point[close]
Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all
@tobeyExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people[close]
Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.
I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."[close]
fair point[close]
Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people[close]
Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.
I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�[close]
fair point[close]
Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all[close]
Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?
I've had a couple of these. But how do you know if they unmatch?One disappeared on me so I figured she had unmatched, but then there are some others who are still there yet are clearly not feeling it. Why wouldn't they unmatch? Confusing stuff.Expand QuoteMe: Damn girl, you look great
Her: Thanks(:
Me: Do you have any plans tn?
Her: (Unmatch)
damn son, she was bangin too...[close]
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people[close]
Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.
I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�[close]
fair point[close]
Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all[close]
Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?[close]
shes the worst when it comes to hanging out though, like i like to plan out when im going to hang out with a girl because then i won't take my meds so i need to know which day we will hang out. I just said make a free day next week and she says "i see what i can do". She also got super upset cause her ex posted something calling her a whore and she was like saying i will never fall in love again and i really like you and that scares me. I was thinking like your 19 he was your high school boyfriend like you really think that was going to work? And when she said that scares her her liking me she was saying i don't know how ill feel about you in a month and thats when i went back on tinder and i actually just messaged the 21 year old milf like 30 minutes ago i think we are hanging out saturday. Like how can that girl with a baby set up a date with me but a 19 year old with no job or responsibilities can't even give me a straight answer. she just doesn't seem worth it
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people[close]
Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.
I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�[close]
fair point[close]
Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all[close]
Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?[close]
shes the worst when it comes to hanging out though, like i like to plan out when im going to hang out with a girl because then i won't take my meds so i need to know which day we will hang out. I just said make a free day next week and she says "i see what i can do". She also got super upset cause her ex posted something calling her a whore and she was like saying i will never fall in love again and i really like you and that scares me. I was thinking like your 19 he was your high school boyfriend like you really think that was going to work? And when she said that scares her her liking me she was saying i don't know how ill feel about you in a month and thats when i went back on tinder and i actually just messaged the 21 year old milf like 30 minutes ago i think we are hanging out saturday. Like how can that girl with a baby set up a date with me but a 19 year old with no job or responsibilities can't even give me a straight answer. she just doesn't seem worth it[close]
Well damn man, that's pretty shitty man. When she says she really likes you and it scare her she's kinda saying that she doesn't want to be hurt again. The best thing you can do in that situation is comfort her, give her a hug, that sort of thing. I've never taken that to mean I don't know how I feel about you in a month more like she knows how she'll feel about you in a month but she's not sure if you'll still like her. Being called a whore by your ex on fb has to be pretty shitty so back her up and sling the hate on this guy when you're around her. Make her feel like she's not alone in being upset about it. I don't know what to say about the hanging out with her/planning issue. I feel like you've posted about taking vs not taking your meds on here before but I can't remember where.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people[close]
Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.
I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�[close]
fair point[close]
Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all[close]
Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?[close]
shes the worst when it comes to hanging out though, like i like to plan out when im going to hang out with a girl because then i won't take my meds so i need to know which day we will hang out. I just said make a free day next week and she says "i see what i can do". She also got super upset cause her ex posted something calling her a whore and she was like saying i will never fall in love again and i really like you and that scares me. I was thinking like your 19 he was your high school boyfriend like you really think that was going to work? And when she said that scares her her liking me she was saying i don't know how ill feel about you in a month and thats when i went back on tinder and i actually just messaged the 21 year old milf like 30 minutes ago i think we are hanging out saturday. Like how can that girl with a baby set up a date with me but a 19 year old with no job or responsibilities can't even give me a straight answer. she just doesn't seem worth it[close]
Well damn man, that's pretty shitty man. When she says she really likes you and it scare her she's kinda saying that she doesn't want to be hurt again. The best thing you can do in that situation is comfort her, give her a hug, that sort of thing. I've never taken that to mean I don't know how I feel about you in a month more like she knows how she'll feel about you in a month but she's not sure if you'll still like her. Being called a whore by your ex on fb has to be pretty shitty so back her up and sling the hate on this guy when you're around her. Make her feel like she's not alone in being upset about it. I don't know what to say about the hanging out with her/planning issue. I feel like you've posted about taking vs not taking your meds on here before but I can't remember where.[close]
oh yeah i was super pissed when she told me about what her ex did and even his mom commented on it saying "thats about right" like dude is a pussy and i asked her if she wanted me to call him out on his shit but she says she doesn't want me to get involved with him and she also says she doesn't even want to bring up his name when we hang out cause that would ruin our fun. He also keeps messaging her asking her how shes doing and shit even though he has a new girlfriend. She actually saw him on tinder recently and it was a picture of him and his girl and the bio said "looking for a threesome". lol dude just sucks
This girl I met this last night off tinder is still sleeping in my bed. I usually fuck em and chuck em before the sun comes up but this girl Bianca I really like. Last night after we went to the bar we went to my house and watched Propeller. Her brothers skated so she knew what was up. The thing is we didn't even have sex we just made out and watched movies. I actually preferred this, after a lot of meaningless drunk sex this was a treat. I actually want to spend the day with her and walk her to the beach. Okay now I'm coming across as a pussy but damn some girls are flowers and you gotta take care of them,especially when they are blossomed and beautiful
.haha okay I'm already whipped but that can change within days. Hopefully not though. Btw she is sleeping in my bronze 56k sweatshirt.. Is this too good to be true?
dude, you should totally answer the add and be in a 3someExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people[close]
Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.
I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�[close]
fair point[close]
Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all[close]
Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?[close]
shes the worst when it comes to hanging out though, like i like to plan out when im going to hang out with a girl because then i won't take my meds so i need to know which day we will hang out. I just said make a free day next week and she says "i see what i can do". She also got super upset cause her ex posted something calling her a whore and she was like saying i will never fall in love again and i really like you and that scares me. I was thinking like your 19 he was your high school boyfriend like you really think that was going to work? And when she said that scares her her liking me she was saying i don't know how ill feel about you in a month and thats when i went back on tinder and i actually just messaged the 21 year old milf like 30 minutes ago i think we are hanging out saturday. Like how can that girl with a baby set up a date with me but a 19 year old with no job or responsibilities can't even give me a straight answer. she just doesn't seem worth it[close]
Well damn man, that's pretty shitty man. When she says she really likes you and it scare her she's kinda saying that she doesn't want to be hurt again. The best thing you can do in that situation is comfort her, give her a hug, that sort of thing. I've never taken that to mean I don't know how I feel about you in a month more like she knows how she'll feel about you in a month but she's not sure if you'll still like her. Being called a whore by your ex on fb has to be pretty shitty so back her up and sling the hate on this guy when you're around her. Make her feel like she's not alone in being upset about it. I don't know what to say about the hanging out with her/planning issue. I feel like you've posted about taking vs not taking your meds on here before but I can't remember where.[close]
oh yeah i was super pissed when she told me about what her ex did and even his mom commented on it saying "thats about right" like dude is a pussy and i asked her if she wanted me to call him out on his shit but she says she doesn't want me to get involved with him and she also says she doesn't even want to bring up his name when we hang out cause that would ruin our fun. He also keeps messaging her asking her how shes doing and shit even though he has a new girlfriend. She actually saw him on tinder recently and it was a picture of him and his girl and the bio said "looking for a threesome". lol dude just sucks
Ain't that the truth, I guess I should just be myself and see where it goes for sure. Thanks for the advice nOtorious!
dude, you should totally answer the add and be in a 3someExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people[close]
Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.
I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�[close]
fair point[close]
Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all[close]
Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?[close]
shes the worst when it comes to hanging out though, like i like to plan out when im going to hang out with a girl because then i won't take my meds so i need to know which day we will hang out. I just said make a free day next week and she says "i see what i can do". She also got super upset cause her ex posted something calling her a whore and she was like saying i will never fall in love again and i really like you and that scares me. I was thinking like your 19 he was your high school boyfriend like you really think that was going to work? And when she said that scares her her liking me she was saying i don't know how ill feel about you in a month and thats when i went back on tinder and i actually just messaged the 21 year old milf like 30 minutes ago i think we are hanging out saturday. Like how can that girl with a baby set up a date with me but a 19 year old with no job or responsibilities can't even give me a straight answer. she just doesn't seem worth it[close]
Well damn man, that's pretty shitty man. When she says she really likes you and it scare her she's kinda saying that she doesn't want to be hurt again. The best thing you can do in that situation is comfort her, give her a hug, that sort of thing. I've never taken that to mean I don't know how I feel about you in a month more like she knows how she'll feel about you in a month but she's not sure if you'll still like her. Being called a whore by your ex on fb has to be pretty shitty so back her up and sling the hate on this guy when you're around her. Make her feel like she's not alone in being upset about it. I don't know what to say about the hanging out with her/planning issue. I feel like you've posted about taking vs not taking your meds on here before but I can't remember where.[close]
oh yeah i was super pissed when she told me about what her ex did and even his mom commented on it saying "thats about right" like dude is a pussy and i asked her if she wanted me to call him out on his shit but she says she doesn't want me to get involved with him and she also says she doesn't even want to bring up his name when we hang out cause that would ruin our fun. He also keeps messaging her asking her how shes doing and shit even though he has a new girlfriend. She actually saw him on tinder recently and it was a picture of him and his girl and the bio said "looking for a threesome". lol dude just sucks[close]
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteThis girl I met this last night off tinder is still sleeping in my bed. I usually fuck em and chuck em before the sun comes up but this girl Bianca I really like. Last night after we went to the bar we went to my house and watched Propeller. Her brothers skated so she knew what was up. The thing is we didn't even have sex we just made out and watched movies. I actually preferred this, after a lot of meaningless drunk sex this was a treat. I actually want to spend the day with her and walk her to the beach. Okay now I'm coming across as a pussy but damn some girls are flowers and you gotta take care of them,especially when they are blossomed and beautiful
.haha okay I'm already whipped but that can change within days. Hopefully not though. Btw she is sleeping in my bronze 56k sweatshirt.. Is this too good to be true?[close]
Just enjoy the moment. There's a good vibe to this thing, for sure, but try to keep equilibrium. Don't assume it's going to fall apart, there are strong signs you're compatible. Don't assume it's going to work, you don't know each other yet. Be happy and see where it takes you.[close]
Ain't that the truth, I guess I should just be myself and see where it goes for sure. Thanks for the advice nOtorious!
Your post couldn't have been more timely, Tobey.
I am actually getting really down on myself from this app. I matched with this hot girl and started talking to her. She doesn't respond but finally I guess she had to laugh and typed 'hahaha awesome' at one of my goofy jokes. Good, right? Never give up, as you say. So this happened again, she continued ignoring me but finally admitted to laughing again so to speak. So i ask her lets date and she says 'sure', then continues to ignore me. Another girl did this twice, acting all enthused then fucking nada.
How long does it generally take before you go on a date? The girls I mentioned i've been chatting to for about a week or two. And it's always me initiating contact. Makes you feel like a beggar. Fuck it, I'll keep at it.
so i made a date with one of those girls and i think i just fucked up. I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies and see mad max fury, which is the movie i have been dying to see but then i remember when i asked a previous girl from tinder to the movies and she said movies are a bad first date because you can't really talk or get to know each other in the movies, but i did ask her if she wanted to get drinks and food before it. I think im getting to cocky always my game plan for girls on tinder is get something to eat buy a six pack and go to my house for netflix, don't think i should try to ruin this streak but its mad max fury.....I took the the last girl I hooked up with off of Tinder to the movies, but it was a cool theatre with couches instead of normal seats so things got pretty hot and heavy. But like the movies are always the easiest place to make a move.
I took the the last girl I hooked up with off of Tinder to the movies, but it was a cool theatre with couches instead of normal seats so things got pretty hot and heavy. But like the movies are always the easiest place to make a move.Expand Quoteso i made a date with one of those girls and i think i just fucked up. I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies and see mad max fury, which is the movie i have been dying to see but then i remember when i asked a previous girl from tinder to the movies and she said movies are a bad first date because you can't really talk or get to know each other in the movies, but i did ask her if she wanted to get drinks and food before it. I think im getting to cocky always my game plan for girls on tinder is get something to eat buy a six pack and go to my house for netflix, don't think i should try to ruin this streak but its mad max fury.....[close]
Home field advantage is always great, but making a move in theatre gets my adrenaline racing for some reason so I get all excited like when I was 15 trying to get with girls.Expand QuoteI took the the last girl I hooked up with off of Tinder to the movies, but it was a cool theatre with couches instead of normal seats so things got pretty hot and heavy. But like the movies are always the easiest place to make a move.Expand Quoteso i made a date with one of those girls and i think i just fucked up. I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies and see mad max fury, which is the movie i have been dying to see but then i remember when i asked a previous girl from tinder to the movies and she said movies are a bad first date because you can't really talk or get to know each other in the movies, but i did ask her if she wanted to get drinks and food before it. I think im getting to cocky always my game plan for girls on tinder is get something to eat buy a six pack and go to my house for netflix, don't think i should try to ruin this streak but its mad max fury.....[close][close]
i like home field advantage though when making moves, a lot more relaxing
also got to give credit to foureyejim, he said he took a shirtless picture and posted it on tinder. Well heres mine
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girls that ignored me are hitting me up, i guess they like shitty tattoos
also got to give credit to foureyejim, he said he took a shirtless picture and posted it on tinder. Well heres mine<3333333
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girls that ignored me are hitting me up, i guess they like shitty tattoos
Fuck yea. Gives you an opportunity to clean up your opium den.Coffee spat everywhere with this one
damn, just got a s/o from slap's resident tinder killer, so stoked
Earlier in this thread I was talking about this girl named Bianca I met off Tinder. Since then I've really come to like her a lot. She has been staying over at my house and we've been being lazy, ordering takeout and eating in bed, that and having sex. Today we went to the skate park and she sat in the grass with blanket looking so beautiful and she just watched me skate.. I can't find anything wrong or something I dislike about her. Tonight I'm meeting her mom. Thank you Tinder and thank you pals for listening to my lubby dubby fairytale shit.
Expand QuoteEarlier in this thread I was talking about this girl named Bianca I met off Tinder. Since then I've really come to like her a lot. She has been staying over at my house and we've been being lazy, ordering takeout and eating in bed, that and having sex. Today we went to the skate park and she sat in the grass with blanket looking so beautiful and she just watched me skate.. I can't find anything wrong or something I dislike about her. Tonight I'm meeting her mom. Thank you Tinder and thank you pals for listening to my lubby dubby fairytale shit.[close]
Yea buddy! Good for you.
Tinder took a rather drastic turn for the better tonight. So much so that I didn't even have time to post here before I went on the date i just got back from.
So I matched with this 30 yr old girl/woman, i message her and within a few messages she asks me what my plans are for tonight. We arrange to meet up and went to a cafe in town and had a few beers. I had them charged to my card which luckily didnt bounce. She is a master student and a breeze to talk to. Smart and funny. Not a smokeshow but somehow she was very sexy. Must have been her intelligence. I've yet to mention she is German. I've always wanted to do a German because the stories about them are remarkably consistent. German girls apparently are freaks. This girl definitely gave off such a vibe---model student turns pro-perv soon as the clothes come off. She said I was cute a couple times and was clearly up for it.
Anyway, she couldn't take me home cause of some psycho landlord who didnt allow visitors, and i couldnt offer to take her home to mine because my house looks like that of a hikikomori (google it) with all kinds of drug paraphernalia everywhere. She would have definitely not been cool with that. I was happy she didn't suggest going to mine so I didn't have to make up a lousy excuse.
A major fail undoubtedly, in the eyes of the tobeys and poorlatinos of this world anyway ;), but that was the first interaction let alone date ive had with a girl in 2015. So i'm pretty stoked right now.
Please tell me she didn't leave before the firework stand scene.
I kinda want to do an experiment with Tobey..its simple, you become me... online.
Youre like a enthusiastic tinder wizard.me I'm annoyed,discouraged, say ::) :-\ ugh a lot. Be a 6'2", 190lb, southeastern European.some women's say I'm guapo --I don't carry myself like a douche or team hamdsome member though..I got more matches than I can handle (matches means nothing).,I don't even try to talk to most cuz theirs to many wet carrot personalities and I'm over it.I just think it would be super funny..let me know, player.
Dudde I've been looking for a mysterious tall handsome European online persona to lure chicks to their whatever with
Maybe its a dumb idea..but foreal, how do you nollie crooks?? They look soo sexy
just go w/ it king kong dick toebyExpand QuoteMaybe its a dumb idea..but foreal, how do you nollie crooks?? They look soo sexy[close]
now i know you are talking out of your ass cause i have never done a nollie crook in my life, legit the hardest trick ever
ha, no i don't. alls i have is my kingdom aka honey farms. i wish someone would make a tinder for me w/ their smartphone.well you know every fucking nook and cranny of your town and take me there whenever i'm around. we walked to the damn vegan restaurant and you wallied a tv and i filmed it. we walked to fucking arctic which didn't seem far for me. you could walk there and hangout with those kids that we saw there that one time or anyone else that goes there. walk to the train station and skate indoors and hangout with the homeless. i'll give you a tripod and you can document it.
appreciate ya, got a camera, spose i could. i ain't hanging out w/ those batch of rippers but if there were people my age who weren't normal boring folks or fuckup drug addicts i'd run around a bit more. i've sorta got one foot on each side though for sure my bigger foot is w/ the degenerates but i keep it together to skate HF 5 nights a wk and if you, jim and dan or nek wanna daylight skate other places i'm into it. i'm just maybe lazy on my own and don't really have 'my kind of people' like i did when i was hobo-ing.well you know every fucking nook and cranny of your town and take me there whenever i'm around. we walked to the damn vegan restaurant and you wallied a tv and i filmed it. we walked to fucking arctic which didn't seem far for me. you could walk there and hangout with those kids that we saw there that one time or anyone else that goes there. walk to the train station and skate indoors and hangout with the homeless. i'll give you a tripod and you can document it.Expand Quoteha, no i don't. alls i have is my kingdom aka honey farms. i wish someone would make a tinder for me w/ their smartphone.[close]
because my house looks like that of a hikikomori (google it) with all kinds of drug paraphernalia everywhere.
degenerates? i'll come down in a sec, i dunno if i wanna skate tomorrow- got a fucking blister walking and i'm more into walking than anything else really. always going to be walking. lol- degenerates.appreciate ya, got a camera, spose i could. i ain't hanging out w/ those batch of rippers but if there were people my age who weren't normal boring folks or fuckup drug addicts i'd run around a bit more. i've sorta got one foot on each side though for sure my bigger foot is w/ the degenerates but i keep it together to skate HF 5 nights a wk and if you, jim and dan or nek wanna daylight skate other places i'm into it. i'm just maybe lazy on my own and don't really have 'my kind of people' like i did when i was hobo-ing.Expand Quotewell you know every fucking nook and cranny of your town and take me there whenever i'm around. we walked to the damn vegan restaurant and you wallied a tv and i filmed it. we walked to fucking arctic which didn't seem far for me. you could walk there and hangout with those kids that we saw there that one time or anyone else that goes there. walk to the train station and skate indoors and hangout with the homeless. i'll give you a tripod and you can document it.Expand Quoteha, no i don't. alls i have is my kingdom aka honey farms. i wish someone would make a tinder for me w/ their smartphone.[close][close]
yeah, not saying the act of drugs turns anyone that way but tonight for instance, i run into a jabroni i met in the nuthouse. i know from there he's done time in bridgewater and has a benzo/crack problem. he's trying to sell me acid. i goes 'you're from vernon hill, right?' cause that's what he said in UMASS but he changed his story tonight. i'm like 'my nigga, you live up by holmes field, right?' i knew him but he ain't recognize me. there's just not too many folks that are good in spite of ingesting poisons. i gotta tell ya the nonsense liam pulled on the tranny not to mention me. he's telling all the dealers everyone is a snitch but him so nobody will fuck w/ anyone else. ronnie laughed at him, called me at the dentist like 'has your brother lost his fuckin mind?'i take it dat acid was pretty, pretty good.
they know i'm solid but he stole all the trannies shit and she can bankroll big bags so i want the tranny on my side cause liam is douche. no, no, he's santorum.
welcome to the terrordome, come on down!
so we are at my spot eating and having a drink
I actually just sent a different lady on her merry way. The German vixen has been busy, maybe next week. Thanks for inspiring a slightly less cynical attitude, Slap pals! Who would've thought.
Homie that's not a failure at all! You had a date with a sexy German and she was obviously into you. Hit her up again and set up another date. Just hide your bongs and roaches and clean your crib haha, that's what I had to do. Call her, tonight!
In case you didn't know, and for brevity's sake. Drugs don't necessarily have anything to do with it, I just mentioned it to explain my motivations in this particular anecdote.Expand Quotebecause my house looks like that of a hikikomori (google it) with all kinds of drug paraphernalia everywhere.[close]
Why should we ??? I know what it means (not sure has to do with drug paraphernalia) but I fail to see why you wouldn't write/ explain it in English.
Honey Farms! That's Massachusetts as fuck. If you look up the word "townie" in the dictionary there's a picture of a guy smoking Newports in front of a Honey Farms, I promise you this.ha, i believe it. i got background props in that pic doing a wallie. fuck, you and the FL crew should come to the worm, i'll show yuz around and we'll end the night at HF. BIG knows who i am.
ha, i believe it. i got background props in that pic doing a wallie. fuck, you and the FL crew should come to the worm, i'll show yuz around and we'll end the night at HF. BIG knows who i am.Expand QuoteHoney Farms! That's Massachusetts as fuck. If you look up the word "townie" in the dictionary there's a picture of a guy smoking Newports in front of a Honey Farms, I promise you this.[close]
don't unmatch the 17 year olds guys, they will turn 18 sooner then you think
i got matched up with a 17 year old awhile ago, we exchanged some texts but i just stopped talking to her cause she told me her birthday was in june...... guess what!? its june and we are hanging out next week
i feel like a creep i mean i honestly do but then i realized im already a creep for being on tinder soooo fuck it
Expand Quotedon't unmatch the 17 year olds guys, they will turn 18 sooner then you think
i got matched up with a 17 year old awhile ago, we exchanged some texts but i just stopped talking to her cause she told me her birthday was in june...... guess what!? its june and we are hanging out next week
i feel like a creep i mean i honestly do but then i realized im already a creep for being on tinder soooo fuck it[close]
You're 22, right? A 22 year old dating a 18 year old is not creepy. You're both young. And why do you feel creepy being on Tinder?
Expand QuoteExpand Quotedon't unmatch the 17 year olds guys, they will turn 18 sooner then you think
i got matched up with a 17 year old awhile ago, we exchanged some texts but i just stopped talking to her cause she told me her birthday was in june...... guess what!? its june and we are hanging out next week
i feel like a creep i mean i honestly do but then i realized im already a creep for being on tinder soooo fuck it[close]
You're 22, right? A 22 year old dating a 18 year old is not creepy. You're both young. And why do you feel creepy being on Tinder?[close]
23 actually and tinder is one of the creepiest dating apps, i mean the stories these girls told me blew my mind sometimes
I get that but you have to remember the dudes in those stories are creeps with or without Tinder. I'm just saying, don't feel like a creep for using Tinder unless you're acting like a fucking creep.
'divide your age by two and add seven years'
Waiting for a 17 year old to turn 18 is indeed creepy as fuck. How hard is it to find someone of legal age?
Expand QuoteWaiting for a 17 year old to turn 18 is indeed creepy as fuck. How hard is it to find someone of legal age?[close]
its not like i mark a day on the calender lol i just remembered that she turned 18 this month so i hit her back up again, i have been hanging out with plenty of girls legal age
Do any of you adhere to that rule of thumb for appropriate dating ages, 'divide your age by two and add seven years'? For me, that would mean I shouldn't go under 21. I have and didn't feel that seedy, but then I guess it depends on the girl to an extent. But yeah Tobey, 23 and 18 still works even with that fairly conservative rule, i.e. go for it.
Expand QuoteDo any of you adhere to that rule of thumb for appropriate dating ages, 'divide your age by two and add seven years'? For me, that would mean I shouldn't go under 21. I have and didn't feel that seedy, but then I guess it depends on the girl to an extent. But yeah Tobey, 23 and 18 still works even with that fairly conservative rule, i.e. go for it.[close]
did you get that rule off of parks and rec?
and i don't know, before tinder the youngest i ever went was 2 years, but when i got tinder i realized a lot of girls like older dudes, even though im not that much older than them but i just feel like if a girl is 2 years or younger than me we will not have the same interest. I mean the girl i was seeing (still kind of am) never had a myspace before, i find that creepy for me dating her
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteDo any of you adhere to that rule of thumb for appropriate dating ages, 'divide your age by two and add seven years'? For me, that would mean I shouldn't go under 21. I have and didn't feel that seedy, but then I guess it depends on the girl to an extent. But yeah Tobey, 23 and 18 still works even with that fairly conservative rule, i.e. go for it.[close]
did you get that rule off of parks and rec?
and i don't know, before tinder the youngest i ever went was 2 years, but when i got tinder i realized a lot of girls like older dudes, even though im not that much older than them but i just feel like if a girl is 2 years or younger than me we will not have the same interest. I mean the girl i was seeing (still kind of am) never had a myspace before, i find that creepy for me dating her[close]
Sometimes all the interest you need to share is wanting to rub your nasty parts together.
Obviously you're not going to have much to talk about with an 18 year old but they're fun to fuck a few times.
Expand QuoteDo any of you adhere to that rule of thumb for appropriate dating ages, 'divide your age by two and add seven years'? For me, that would mean I shouldn't go under 21. I have and didn't feel that seedy, but then I guess it depends on the girl to an extent. But yeah Tobey, 23 and 18 still works even with that fairly conservative rule, i.e. go for it.[close]
did you get that rule off of parks and rec?
and i don't know, before tinder the youngest i ever went was 2 years, but when i got tinder i realized a lot of girls like older dudes, even though im not that much older than them but i just feel like if a girl is 2 years or younger than me we will not have the same interest. I mean the girl i was seeing (still kind of am) never had a myspace before, i find that creepy for me dating her
Expand QuoteWaiting for a 17 year old to turn 18 is indeed creepy as fuck. How hard is it to find someone of legal age?[close]
its not like i mark a day on the calender lol i just remembered that she turned 18 this month so i hit her back up again, i have been hanging out with plenty of girls legal age
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteDo any of you adhere to that rule of thumb for appropriate dating ages, 'divide your age by two and add seven years'? For me, that would mean I shouldn't go under 21. I have and didn't feel that seedy, but then I guess it depends on the girl to an extent. But yeah Tobey, 23 and 18 still works even with that fairly conservative rule, i.e. go for it.[close]
did you get that rule off of parks and rec?
and i don't know, before tinder the youngest i ever went was 2 years, but when i got tinder i realized a lot of girls like older dudes, even though im not that much older than them but i just feel like if a girl is 2 years or younger than me we will not have the same interest. I mean the girl i was seeing (still kind of am) never had a myspace before, i find that creepy for me dating her[close]
No I didn't, a gf told me about it but it is possible that she got it from there. I agree with you and Ill, when it comes to rubbing parts I don't see a problem. She insisted it would be creepy for me or her to fuck someone under 20 (we're both 28), which I thought was a little ridiculous.
sounds like she might be too mature for u anyways
how old are you, are you old enough? technically 17 is legal in penn state for you 24 hour party people. it's only creepy in tennessee or california. i just realized how lame i am, instead of tinder boxing i'm meeting all the local skaters of slap via internet. i miss myspace, i usedta reel in some fish offa there. rusty, bring that junkie PR broad down wednesday.
http://duckduckgrayduck.com/2012/05/31/age-of-consent-map/ (http://duckduckgrayduck.com/2012/05/31/age-of-consent-map/)
For some reason I was listening to Alien Ant Farm last night
"we're two years apart, what are we gonna talk about?!?" yall are funny. i guess thats kinda relevant 18-20 but it goes away quick. I know some super mature 18 yr olds, and I know some dumb 33 yr old bitches arent mature enough to figure out their sexual relationships. When I was 20 I didnt give a fuck if she was age 18-40, if shes sexy and cool its fair game. there is no need for all the self restrictions and categorizations. Age aint nothin but a number dudes.In saying some 18 yr olds are super mature, aren't you acknowledging the notion of a 'normal' eighteen year old as well though? Not trying to pick your argument apart, I agree with you. Maybe 'age is but a loose indication, at best'.
im hanging out with the girl i drunk messaged on facebook sunday night tomorrow night. I feel like i will be so lost like the only dates i have been on in the past year were tinder dates, i don't know if i should try to go all the way when we first hang out. This is going to be hard but im excited for something new
You better hit the gym and get a membership at Darque Tan if that's your type little buddy.
Expand Quoteim hanging out with the girl i drunk messaged on facebook sunday night tomorrow night. I feel like i will be so lost like the only dates i have been on in the past year were tinder dates, i don't know if i should try to go all the way when we first hang out. This is going to be hard but im excited for something new[close]
God this is so confusing to me. What exactly is the difference between a Tinder date and a Facebook date?
thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that. Fake tan and all so im used to these girls
i got matched up with the hottest girl i have ever got matched up with on tinder
thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that.
Expand Quotei got matched up with the hottest girl i have ever got matched up with on tinder[close]Expand Quotethats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that.[close]
:D ... ??? ... ::)
15 miles aint shit my bro
im confused now. bone em' all dude.
Expand Quoteim confused now. bone em' all dude.[close]
yeah im trying plus that girl didn't respond to my message anyway last night, such a shame
Expand Quote15 miles aint shit my bro[close]
i didn't say it was? just said this girl is in my area. 15 miles could be Phiily, Delaware, or a lot of other places that is not in my area, i don't see what the problem is
thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that. Fake tan and all so im used to these girls
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thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that. Fake tan and all so im used to these girls[close]
15 miles seems accurate
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thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that. Fake tan and all so im used to these girls[close]
15 miles seems accurate[close]
yeah it all depends on like what direction you go, by in my experience girls that are 15 miles away are like in NJ or Delaware. I never get matched up with a delco girl :(
BUT the girl that was supposed to come over the other night didn't so i got drunk and sent her a dick picture, now shes definitely coming over this Wednesday night. So all else fails guys, send a dick pic
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thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that. Fake tan and all so im used to these girls[close]
15 miles seems accurate[close]
yeah it all depends on like what direction you go, by in my experience girls that are 15 miles away are like in NJ or Delaware. I never get matched up with a delco girl :(
BUT the girl that was supposed to come over the other night didn't so i got drunk and sent her a dick picture, now shes definitely coming over this Wednesday night. So all else fails guys, send a dick pic[close]
I take back my comments about Tinder not making you creepy
Really though? What kind of compliments are those? Genuine question.
umm just simple ones worked for me. Like " I can't believe im taking to the prettiest girl i ever got matched up with on tinder", one time i got matched up with a pretty short girl and i was like "in my experience short girls have the best asses". But that was one time, when they give me their instagram i always say " wow you are super cute, you sure you want to hang out with this loser?". Just simple stuff goes a long way
Expand Quoteumm just simple ones worked for me. Like " I can't believe im taking to the prettiest girl i ever got matched up with on tinder", one time i got matched up with a pretty short girl and i was like "in my experience short girls have the best asses". But that was one time, when they give me their instagram i always say " wow you are super cute, you sure you want to hang out with this loser?". Just simple stuff goes a long way[close]
that short girls things aint bad but you should stop saying those other two things. if you call yourself a loser and basically try to fucking talk them out of the date, any self confident chick is gonna mentally peg you as such in the back of her mind. b confident dog.
i dont know what age group you guys get matched up with but i mainly get matched up with 18-20 year olds and they love my compliments. Plus when i say that instagram line they know im being sarcastic by that time and cute, it always worked great for me
but depreciative humor can be good in small doses.
great i got matched up with the hottest girl i have ever got matched up with on tinder, this always fucking happens to me when im interested in someone else, seriously i don't think i could ever be in a relationship with someone
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one on the right
Expand Quotebut depreciative humor can be good in small doses.[close]
Self deprecation is essential, if you're overly confident you'll come off like an arrogant asshole. Plus it's funny if you're clever at it. Compliments are essential, too.
But tobey's wording on both counts (except for "in my experience, short girls have nice asses" that is good for a few reasons) was some bitch boy puppy dog shit. Sorry tobey, this is just tough love, I want you to find the right kind of girl. I love you and you make me proud every day, don't forget that.
real confession: When i was first on tinder it was my second time meeting someone (people might remember me bringing up the first time to go to wing night). Well that girl was a longboarder, now this was when i wasn't skating at the time so i didn't really care but when she brought that up on the date i just pretended i didn't hear it. Thats how desperate i was in the beginning. She still wouldn't even make out with me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbPGGfPWWWkExpand QuoteExpand Quotebut depreciative humor can be good in small doses.[close]
Self deprecation is essential, if you're overly confident you'll come off like an arrogant asshole. Plus it's funny if you're clever at it. Compliments are essential, too.
But tobey's wording on both counts (except for "in my experience, short girls have nice asses" that is good for a few reasons) was some bitch boy puppy dog shit. Sorry tobey, this is just tough love, I want you to find the right kind of girl. I love you and you make me proud every day, don't forget that.[close]
hahah i only used that line once when i was drunk and it worked, but i also love feedback as well but i haven't really been on tinder lately i just been talking to this girl i went to high school with that was a few years behind me. So this is all from past lines that used but the number one thing that i think that works for me is im pretty sarcastic when it comes tinder. Maybe i wasn't at first cause i took it super seriously cause i was on a dry spell but after a couple of dates with different girls, i don't really care if i hang out with one girl i got matched up with on there. There are so many more opportunities on there, so thats probably my number one advice, be sarcastic and funny and act like you don't give a shit
fucked a girl off okcupid tonight
we went to dinner and bought a six pack (split the bill) she had 2 beers i had 4 and a left over pounder that i had. She was nice but definitely deceived me about her weight. Not like she was huge but still gave me the wrong impression but she had a super cute face so i said fuck it let me work with what i got. We watched Wet hot american summer cause wallie d made me want to watch it then we went to my bed. Made her cum twice and i didn't even get off and to top it off the girl i have been DYING to hang out with texted me while i was fucking her saying "do you want to hang out tonight?". I have the worst fucking luck
Expand Quotefucked a girl off okcupid tonight
we went to dinner and bought a six pack (split the bill) she had 2 beers i had 4 and a left over pounder that i had. She was nice but definitely deceived me about her weight. Not like she was huge but still gave me the wrong impression but she had a super cute face so i said fuck it let me work with what i got. We watched Wet hot american summer cause wallie d made me want to watch it then we went to my bed. Made her cum twice and i didn't even get off and to top it off the girl i have been DYING to hang out with texted me while i was fucking her saying "do you want to hang out tonight?". I have the worst fucking luck[close]
If you had said that you finished her and left because a friend need you and proceeded to hit that girl up I would've lost my shit and clapped harder and possibly cry with pride. But, good job on getting some.
Expand QuoteExpand Quotefucked a girl off okcupid tonight
we went to dinner and bought a six pack (split the bill) she had 2 beers i had 4 and a left over pounder that i had. She was nice but definitely deceived me about her weight. Not like she was huge but still gave me the wrong impression but she had a super cute face so i said fuck it let me work with what i got. We watched Wet hot american summer cause wallie d made me want to watch it then we went to my bed. Made her cum twice and i didn't even get off and to top it off the girl i have been DYING to hang out with texted me while i was fucking her saying "do you want to hang out tonight?". I have the worst fucking luck[close]
If you had said that you finished her and left because a friend need you and proceeded to hit that girl up I would've lost my shit and clapped harder and possibly cry with pride. But, good job on getting some.[close]
believe me i tried...... i texted her back to late
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quotefucked a girl off okcupid tonight
we went to dinner and bought a six pack (split the bill) she had 2 beers i had 4 and a left over pounder that i had. She was nice but definitely deceived me about her weight. Not like she was huge but still gave me the wrong impression but she had a super cute face so i said fuck it let me work with what i got. We watched Wet hot american summer cause wallie d made me want to watch it then we went to my bed. Made her cum twice and i didn't even get off and to top it off the girl i have been DYING to hang out with texted me while i was fucking her saying "do you want to hang out tonight?". I have the worst fucking luck[close]
If you had said that you finished her and left because a friend need you and proceeded to hit that girl up I would've lost my shit and clapped harder and possibly cry with pride. But, good job on getting some.[close]
believe me i tried...... i texted her back to late[close]
It's okay, I'm still a fan lol
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quotefucked a girl off okcupid tonight
we went to dinner and bought a six pack (split the bill) she had 2 beers i had 4 and a left over pounder that i had. She was nice but definitely deceived me about her weight. Not like she was huge but still gave me the wrong impression but she had a super cute face so i said fuck it let me work with what i got. We watched Wet hot american summer cause wallie d made me want to watch it then we went to my bed. Made her cum twice and i didn't even get off and to top it off the girl i have been DYING to hang out with texted me while i was fucking her saying "do you want to hang out tonight?". I have the worst fucking luck[close]
If you had said that you finished her and left because a friend need you and proceeded to hit that girl up I would've lost my shit and clapped harder and possibly cry with pride. But, good job on getting some.[close]
believe me i tried...... i texted her back to late[close]
It's okay, I'm still a fan lol[close]
Well there's always next time right?
Tried downloading it to fuck around but the app doesn't work. Some nonsense about a SMS code error
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteTried downloading it to fuck around but the app doesn't work. Some nonsense about a SMS code error[close]
Have you tried deleting and re-downloading the app?[close]
Tried just about every solution online.
Have you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.What're you? Old?
Have you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.
Have you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet..
why would you lie? get off your high horse.Expand QuoteHave you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.[close]
That just happened to me 4 weeks ago, it's going pretty great. It's gonna be a relief when we get asked how we met and we have the same answer without any rehearsing beforehand.
I had that happen a while back, things were great for a while but she ended up being an asshole. I met my current lady on OkCupid and could not be happier, we're actually moving in together in a week. +10 for the internet, fuck real life..Expand QuoteHave you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.[close]
That just happened to me 4 weeks ago, it's going pretty great. It's gonna be a relief when we get asked how we met and we have the same answer without any rehearsing beforehand.
I had that happen a while back, things were great for a while but she ended up being an asshole. I met my current lady on OkCupid and could not be happier, we're actually moving in together in a week. +10 for the internet, fuck real life.Expand Quote.Expand QuoteHave you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.[close]
That just happened to me 4 weeks ago, it's going pretty great. It's gonna be a relief when we get asked how we met and we have the same answer without any rehearsing beforehand.[close]
Can't wait to get kooked a bunch of times for this post but at least this time you guys can actually be jealous of something.
Finally hung out with the girl i been dying to hang out with and she even looked better in person, i picked her up at like 11 pm and i almost blew it again with her. we had plans to hang out sunday night and then she didn't respond to any of my texts that day so i was thinking "fuck this girl is going to bail". So i hit up another girl from tinder and asked her to come over and she said yes. She was leaving the party as soon as the girl texted me saying hey we hanging out still? She didn't get any of my texts cause my phone is a piece of shit so i quickly told the other girl saying like hey my dad is bummed i drank all his beer so he doesn't want anyone over. fyi my dad doesn't drink. So i picked up the girl and we just came back to my house and drank a couple of beers but we started making out like right away. We missed so much of the movie i was like you wanna watch something else and she said lets watch this is the end. So as soon as that movie started we got to the good parts and started to have sex and im not talking out of my ass we had sex for an hour an half. She came twice like half way through so i was like cool my jobs done but she was determine to make me cum and she did about 40 minutes later. I felt like i lost 10 pounds after i busted it was insane, she gave it 110 % and that just makes me like her so much more. Best thing is she lives like 10 minutes or less than me and she wants to come over tomorrow night. YAY ME
Can't wait to get kooked a bunch of times for this post but at least this time you guys can actually be jealous of something.
Finally hung out with the girl i been dying to hang out with and she even looked better in person, i picked her up at like 11 pm and i almost blew it again with her. we had plans to hang out sunday night and then she didn't respond to any of my texts that day so i was thinking "fuck this girl is going to bail". So i hit up another girl from tinder and asked her to come over and she said yes. She was leaving the party as soon as the girl texted me saying hey we hanging out still? She didn't get any of my texts cause my phone is a piece of shit so i quickly told the other girl saying like hey my dad is bummed i drank all his beer so he doesn't want anyone over. fyi my dad doesn't drink. So i picked up the girl and we just came back to my house and drank a couple of beers but we started making out like right away. We missed so much of the movie i was like you wanna watch something else and she said lets watch this is the end. So as soon as that movie started we got to the good parts and started to have sex and im not talking out of my ass we had sex for an hour an half. She came twice like half way through so i was like cool my jobs done but she was determine to make me cum and she did about 40 minutes later. I felt like i lost 10 pounds after i busted it was insane, she gave it 110 % and that just makes me like her so much more. Best thing is she lives like 10 minutes or less than me and she wants to come over tomorrow night. YAY ME
Can't wait to get kooked a bunch of times for this post but at least this time you guys can actually be jealous of something.
Finally hung out with the girl i been dying to hang out with and she even looked better in person, i picked her up at like 11 pm and i almost blew it again with her. we had plans to hang out sunday night and then she didn't respond to any of my texts that day so i was thinking "fuck this girl is going to bail". So i hit up another girl from tinder and asked her to come over and she said yes. She was leaving the party as soon as the girl texted me saying hey we hanging out still? She didn't get any of my texts cause my phone is a piece of shit so i quickly told the other girl saying like hey my dad is bummed i drank all his beer so he doesn't want anyone over. fyi my dad doesn't drink. So i picked up the girl and we just came back to my house and drank a couple of beers but we started making out like right away. We missed so much of the movie i was like you wanna watch something else and she said lets watch this is the end. So as soon as that movie started we got to the good parts and started to have sex and im not talking out of my ass we had sex for an hour an half. She came twice like half way through so i was like cool my jobs done but she was determine to make me cum and she did about 40 minutes later. I felt like i lost 10 pounds after i busted it was insane, she gave it 110 % and that just makes me like her so much more. Best thing is she lives like 10 minutes or less than me and she wants to come over tomorrow night. YAY ME
I will never know how you fucking do it Tobey, but more power to you. What a magnificent scenario.
Is this one of those sunbed girls?
pics
^ first slap pals videoIt means you should've finished the movie first. WILL POWER TOBEY.
Hung out with her again tonight and i was sober. We watched the maze runner and i was getting in to it you know? like the movie was sick and the second one comes out soon but she kept distracting me. Like we would make out for a little and then i went back to the movie but everytime i did that she put her hands like around my dick. Finally i gave in and said 'okay want the tour of my room"? she was already in my room before so she thought that was funny so i just fucked her for like 30 minutes she got off 3 times and i didn't. I was sooooo close and i told her like stay right there but she would stay there for like a couple of seconds then just get crazy. So i gave up and plus i wasn't really in the mood to begin with but the past couple times i have had sex with condoms they always fall off like in to the girls pussy and its pretty unsexy for a girl to be digging around down there trying to find a condom, i don't know thats just me. Does this mean i have to buy bigger condoms?
^ first slap pals videoit means you're too big for condoms playboy. unless you grab a garden snake out the yard and throw that jawn on you'll just keep having the same problem.
Hung out with her again tonight and i was sober. We watched the maze runner and i was getting in to it you know? like the movie was sick and the second one comes out soon but she kept distracting me. Like we would make out for a little and then i went back to the movie but everytime i did that she put her hands like around my dick. Finally i gave in and said 'okay want the tour of my room"? she was already in my room before so she thought that was funny so i just fucked her for like 30 minutes she got off 3 times and i didn't. I was sooooo close and i told her like stay right there but she would stay there for like a couple of seconds then just get crazy. So i gave up and plus i wasn't really in the mood to begin with but the past couple times i have had sex with condoms they always fall off like in to the girls pussy and its pretty unsexy for a girl to be digging around down there trying to find a condom, i don't know thats just me. Does this mean i have to buy bigger condoms?
i had an epiphany reading your post. maybe like they should put a string at the end of em like tampons. i always like pulling a bloody tampon out by its little string, condom wouldn't be as neat but least it would be convenient.
tobey what would you do if you were rawdoggin' some clam with your giant diamond cutter cock and she mentioned that she loved Joe Dirt II right in the middle of one your trademark extra extra extra deep strokes?
tobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?
Expand Quotetobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?[close]
i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"
also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time
That's what you would call a good problem.
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right?
if you want a girl who you can sit and watch tv with, you gotta put something on that she wants to watch. and that usually means sitting through something shitty like the bachelor. and trust me, you dont want to go from dick grabbing to the bachelor.
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right?
if you want a girl who you can sit and watch tv with, you gotta put something on that she wants to watch. and that usually means sitting through something shitty like the bachelor. and trust me, you dont want to go from dick grabbing to the bachelor.
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right?
if you want a girl who you can sit and watch tv with, you gotta put something on that she wants to watch. and that usually means sitting through something shitty like the bachelor. and trust me, you dont want to go from dick grabbing to the bachelor.[close]
yeah this is true, its just that im not in the mood for sex when i take my meds. Last night was a spur of the moment thing so i already took my meds. Sex is the worst when im on my meds, like last night the same thing happened before i was so close to cumming then nothing would happened. That shit frustrates me, dont get me wrong i was still in to it, but it sucks when you can't cum for sex no matter how long you put in to it. Still it was a good night though, just i need to plan things with her.
she gave me her hulu account though so she can get whatever she wants from me whenever
Expand Quotetobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?[close]
i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"
also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time
Expand QuoteExpand Quotetobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?[close]
i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"
also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time[close]
Magnums fit most people, they're only slightly bigger (just putting it out there). But, just go there and try to think about something else. That is definitely better than unplanned children or STDs.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quotetobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?[close]
i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"
also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time[close]
Magnums fit most people, they're only slightly bigger (just putting it out there). But, just go there and try to think about something else. That is definitely better than unplanned children or STDs.[close]
for sure. buying condoms is sort of always a weird experience though. i once tried buying the 36 pack of trojans with a coupon. figured id be discrete and use the self check out but the coupon had to be scanned by the attendent and she had to key in like a 10 digit number to make it work. neither one of us made eye contact or said anything to each other through the whole transaction which just added to the awkwardness.
when i buy condoms i usually try to do it at the supermarket and buy cucumbers or zucchini as well. its the little things in life.You could do eggplant if you're feeling adventurous.
You could do eggplant if you're feeling adventurous.Expand Quotewhen i buy condoms i usually try to do it at the supermarket and buy cucumbers or zucchini as well. its the little things in life.[close]
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pumpkin season is coming up too.
Just deleted my account.
I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.
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I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.[close]
Does this mean you are settling down for that girl?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteJust deleted my account.
I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.[close]
Does this mean you are settling down for that girl?[close]
well im going to try and not fuck things up like i always have done with girls. Like i was on it last night and got matched up with girls and talked to some girls, and i just asked myself "what the fuck am i doing"? I have a great girl who is always down to hang out, i find her cute, not a big drinker (i find that a positive since we don't always need alcohol to hang out), and she lives in my area. So before i went even further on tinder i just decided tonight to give this idea of being in a relationship a chance. I'm 23 and never had a girlfriend because i just liked going on to the next girl. But i think its time to grow up
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteJust deleted my account.
I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.[close]
Does this mean you are settling down for that girl?[close]
well im going to try and not fuck things up like i always have done with girls. Like i was on it last night and got matched up with girls and talked to some girls, and i just asked myself "what the fuck am i doing"? I have a great girl who is always down to hang out, i find her cute, not a big drinker (i find that a positive since we don't always need alcohol to hang out), and she lives in my area. So before i went even further on tinder i just decided tonight to give this idea of being in a relationship a chance. I'm 23 and never had a girlfriend because i just liked going on to the next girl. But i think its time to grow up
Might as well lock this thread now yo
Just an fyi for those people trying to step up their game on there, those bios i post actually work. I think i had the most success was the " I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here" and i also made a quick one the other night that was " I'm in the Guinness World Record book for smallest penis". I got like 2 matches in a night with that one. Seriously just put random shit in your bio'sbefore I got a girlfriend and when I was still on the tinder train I had the most results with "I'm tall and I make really good mac and cheese." and "I eat pancakes for every meal."
got banned from tinder today. i guess it had something to do with posting a picture of my wiener on "my moments" after getting pretty drunk a few nights back
Expand Quotegot banned from tinder today. i guess it had something to do with posting a picture of my wiener on "my moments" after getting pretty drunk a few nights back[close]
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got a match with a 40 years old skinny woman, but i met a 18 years old girl today at the park who is incredibly hot and cool (i'm 38), my mind is fucked...
Expand Quotegot a match with a 40 years old skinny woman, but i met a 18 years old girl today at the park who is incredibly hot and cool (i'm 38), my mind is fucked...[close]
Double fist bro. Deal with the older one first and get at the youngin later. I would imagine the 40 year old is the one with the higher maintenance.
haha you ruined it all
thanks for the advice, man, i don't wanna be a serial fucker, i'm more a lover, feelings and shit
thanks my bro hercules, here's a pic of the 40 woman of tinder(or kind of tinder, badoo) for you !
http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj (http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj)
she would have been the first victim of my serial fucker carrier....didn't feel her that much, you would ? ^^
yeah i know, don't worry, but god if i could show you a pic of that girl.....heaven on earth....i don't even know if i will kiss hear in the next days but she have everything, funny sexy ....an angel on earth ! and that 40 woman is a good person, chatted with her, she's cool, but.....Expand Quotethanks my bro hercules, here's a pic of the 40 woman of tinder(or kind of tinder, badoo) for you !
http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj (http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj)
she would have been the first victim of my serial fucker carrier....didn't feel her that much, you would ? ^^[close]
since i`ve just recently come out of a long-term-relationship i am kinda on the getwhatyouget-train, so yeah.
but stoked that you found someone you like! dont push too hard though.. i usually make that mistake after coming out of relationships.
I've had a decent set of matches within the past week(9-12 of em) but I can't get a single one of them to say a word to me and when one does message back it turns out to be a spambot. Apparently none of my current matches have been active since I've messaged them so I guess they haven't seen any of em. Just started trying to play on me being 6'5, having tattoos, skating, and being able to play piano which feels corny to do but I gotta sell myself to these people.
Sounds good. As unsuccessful as my dating life has been I'm pretty confident as of late in myself when it comes to talking and getting women to like me based on girls openly expressing multiple times how much they enjoy my personality and being around me. I've just always feared putting myself out there and getting rejection but I'm kinda over that shit now and would rather get rejected early on so I can move on to find someone else who might actually like me.
went to Denver for a week, hopped on tinder with no intention on actually meeting anyone. Opened every conversation with the line from Joe Dirt, "hey i'm new in town. looking for my parents." NOT A SINGLE GIRL caught on, although some initiated conversation. dropped a bunch of lines about silver town and about how my parents left me at the grand canyon, still not a single girl saw through my facade. I wish they would have...
Tobey, you have no game at all
Get your shit together
Expand QuoteTobey, you have no game at all
Get your shit together[close]
beg to differ, im hanging out with her tomorrow night
thanks my bro hercules, here's a pic of the 40 woman of tinder(or kind of tinder, badoo) for you !dj inevitable horoscope tattoo on the 1's and 2's
http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj (http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj)
she would have been the first victim of my serial fucker carrier....didn't feel her that much, you would ? ^^
What's your bio read?
This shit only works for young people doesn't it?
Word. I don't think weird bios work or profile pictures work for the most part around where I live even if its funny. Pretty plain area full of plain bland people. One of my friends whose as average white guy as it gets has a boring ass bio and he met his ex fiance from tindr so I think I'm gonna stick with my boring ass bio.Expand QuoteWhat's your bio read?[close]
"I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here"
also that message kind of worked but she thought i was serious but i told her i was sarcastic so its all good
Word. I don't think weird bios work or profile pictures work for the most part around where I live even if its funny. Pretty plain area full of plain bland people. One of my friends whose as average white guy as it gets has a boring ass bio and he met his ex fiance from tindr so I think I'm gonna stick with my boring ass bio.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteWhat's your bio read?[close]
"I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here"
also that message kind of worked but she thought i was serious but i told her i was sarcastic so its all good[close]
Expand QuoteWord. I don't think weird bios work or profile pictures work for the most part around where I live even if its funny. Pretty plain area full of plain bland people. One of my friends whose as average white guy as it gets has a boring ass bio and he met his ex fiance from tindr so I think I'm gonna stick with my boring ass bio.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteWhat's your bio read?[close]
"I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here"
also that message kind of worked but she thought i was serious but i told her i was sarcastic so its all good[close][close]
We can probably aim a little higher than this, right?
I'm just gonna throw it out there that you probably won't meet a girl you genuinely enjoy being around on Tinder. You might get a weird date here and there, a la Tobey, but, if you think you can stand it, you're better off just spending your time doing the things you enjoy, learning some new stuff, and checking out new places. I think you're much more likely to meet someone you actually like when you're in the midst of just taking care of yourself and being in the places you want to be.
I also maintain that Tinder is not good for your self-image, especially if you already experience self-esteem issues. The immediacy of it and the constant ups and downs of hope vs. lack of fulfillment will definitely fuck up your brain chemistry. I've been swiping and sad, and I've felt my brain get kind of addicted to that shit. But there's a lot to see in the world that goes unseen if your mind is constantly preparing for that next dopamine hit that comes with a match (or the disappointment that comes with no match).
Yeah its mainly white people so I'm just gonna go ahead and see what's up with that bio haha. I don't think I'm aiming to find someone I genuinely enjoy on tindr. I don't really expect much from it. Idk a date or something would be cool.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteWord. I don't think weird bios work or profile pictures work for the most part around where I live even if its funny. Pretty plain area full of plain bland people. One of my friends whose as average white guy as it gets has a boring ass bio and he met his ex fiance from tindr so I think I'm gonna stick with my boring ass bio.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteWhat's your bio read?[close]
"I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here"
also that message kind of worked but she thought i was serious but i told her i was sarcastic so its all good[close][close]
We can probably aim a little higher than this, right?
I'm just gonna throw it out there that you probably won't meet a girl you genuinely enjoy being around on Tinder. You might get a weird date here and there, a la Tobey, but, if you think you can stand it, you're better off just spending your time doing the things you enjoy, learning some new stuff, and checking out new places. I think you're much more likely to meet someone you actually like when you're in the midst of just taking care of yourself and being in the places you want to be.
I also maintain that Tinder is not good for your self-image, especially if you already experience self-esteem issues. The immediacy of it and the constant ups and downs of hope vs. lack of fulfillment will definitely fuck up your brain chemistry. I've been swiping and sad, and I've felt my brain get kind of addicted to that shit. But there's a lot to see in the world that goes unseen if your mind is constantly preparing for that next dopamine hit that comes with a match (or the disappointment that comes with no match).[close]
I'm basically back on it for rebounds. I know I'm not going to meet the special someone on tinder and i don't really want one at the moment. I like weird dates and have been on them and they are my favorite ones cause I'm also weird. I'm just trying to have some fun now, maybe try out some other pick up lines for some pals to use.
edit: also brave, im from a pretty bland area if you go on my instagram all those bios work pretty well. I started to realize girls are way more in to humor from a guy instead of his looks, but you got the looks down cause you are tall and lanky. But i might actually have a funny bio for you, do you live in an area where you basically only see white girls on tinder? I was thinking maybe you should use this bio, " You wouldn't guess this but im actually black". I think the white girls would love that
since i can't use my go to pick up line since im sober now im trying a new one
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let you know if it works
Girls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.
Expand QuoteGirls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.[close]
That gets me too. And girls who say "wanderlust."
i love girls using that quote, am i crooked ?^^Expand QuoteExpand QuoteGirls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.[close]
That gets me too. And girls who say "wanderlust."[close]
The absolute worst is if they have the marilyn monroe quote "you don't deserve me at my best if you can't handle my worst" or however that goes.
Awful, awful people.
That one's a double whammy because Marilyn Monroe didn't even say it.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteGirls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.[close]
That gets me too. And girls who say "wanderlust."[close]
The absolute worst is if they have the marilyn monroe quote "you don't deserve me at my best if you can't handle my worst" or however that goes.
Awful, awful people.
I've been using Tinder since last March, and I've noticed that a lot of girls have photos of themselves at the gun range, or at least holding a rifle or gun of some sort. And the girls I've gone on dates with have said that there are a lot of guys with pictures of themselves holding fish. It's a strange contrast and it makes me wonder if there's hidden symbolism involved.I have noticed this too. I'd like to know as well
the girls want to look strong.. scaring away all potentially dangerous strangers from meeting them. the guys are using their worms to bait their victims so they can rip their guts out, and hang them on the wall. duhI have noticed this too. I'd like to know as wellExpand QuoteI've been using Tinder since last March, and I've noticed that a lot of girls have photos of themselves at the gun range, or at least holding a rifle or gun of some sort. And the girls I've gone on dates with have said that there are a lot of guys with pictures of themselves holding fish. It's a strange contrast and it makes me wonder if there's hidden symbolism involved.[close]
the girls want to look strong.. scaring away all potentially dangerous strangers from meeting them. the guys are using their worms to bait their victims so they can rip their guts out, and hang them on the wall. duhExpand QuoteI have noticed this too. I'd like to know as wellExpand QuoteI've been using Tinder since last March, and I've noticed that a lot of girls have photos of themselves at the gun range, or at least holding a rifle or gun of some sort. And the girls I've gone on dates with have said that there are a lot of guys with pictures of themselves holding fish. It's a strange contrast and it makes me wonder if there's hidden symbolism involved.[close][close]
Bobby Peru, Marilyn expert.That one's a double whammy because Marilyn Monroe didn't even say it.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteGirls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.[close]
That gets me too. And girls who say "wanderlust."[close]
The absolute worst is if they have the marilyn monroe quote "you don't deserve me at my best if you can't handle my worst" or however that goes.
Awful, awful people.[close]
Bobby Peru, Marilyn expert.Expand QuoteThat one's a double whammy because Marilyn Monroe didn't even say it.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteGirls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.[close]
That gets me too. And girls who say "wanderlust."[close]
The absolute worst is if they have the marilyn monroe quote "you don't deserve me at my best if you can't handle my worst" or however that goes.
Awful, awful people.[close][close]
^ got a pic of the girl?
i have never disliked someones mental health in this way before
Hung out with the 18 year old tonight and it was really fun. We didn't have sex because she didn't want to and plus i just got out of a somewhat relationship were a girl used me just for sex so i was fine with that. Didn't take her to any of my normal spots, we went to some little restaurant. We shared a pizza then we went back to my house to watch "This is the end". Which i never got to see, first time with a girl i bought it and i was blacked out drunk, the second time with another girl we just had sex for the whole movie, so actually seeing it was fun. Now we still had fun tonight, a lot of making out which im a big fan of and lots of me grabbing her ass and she has a great one!! Now i kind of feel like a dick, i mean im 23 and shes 18. I am going to hang out with her again and since i kind of had a relationship before her that i think i might be ready for one. Just sucks shes 5 years younger than me but i just made a decision that i don't really give a fuck about a girls age after she turns 18. We both like each other and we just had a great first date so i don't really care that much if i get called a creep. Still will be posting stupid messages and moments from girls from tinder so don't worry ;)
they grow up so fast.... ;DExpand QuoteHung out with the 18 year old tonight and it was really fun. We didn't have sex because she didn't want to and plus i just got out of a somewhat relationship were a girl used me just for sex so i was fine with that. Didn't take her to any of my normal spots, we went to some little restaurant. We shared a pizza then we went back to my house to watch "This is the end". Which i never got to see, first time with a girl i bought it and i was blacked out drunk, the second time with another girl we just had sex for the whole movie, so actually seeing it was fun. Now we still had fun tonight, a lot of making out which im a big fan of and lots of me grabbing her ass and she has a great one!! Now i kind of feel like a dick, i mean im 23 and shes 18. I am going to hang out with her again and since i kind of had a relationship before her that i think i might be ready for one. Just sucks shes 5 years younger than me but i just made a decision that i don't really give a fuck about a girls age after she turns 18. We both like each other and we just had a great first date so i don't really care that much if i get called a creep. Still will be posting stupid messages and moments from girls from tinder so don't worry ;)[close]
Whatever happens, don't expect it to pan out for very long. And whatever happens, get as much as you can while you can.
they grow up so fast.... ;DExpand QuoteExpand QuoteHung out with the 18 year old tonight and it was really fun. We didn't have sex because she didn't want to and plus i just got out of a somewhat relationship were a girl used me just for sex so i was fine with that. Didn't take her to any of my normal spots, we went to some little restaurant. We shared a pizza then we went back to my house to watch "This is the end". Which i never got to see, first time with a girl i bought it and i was blacked out drunk, the second time with another girl we just had sex for the whole movie, so actually seeing it was fun. Now we still had fun tonight, a lot of making out which im a big fan of and lots of me grabbing her ass and she has a great one!! Now i kind of feel like a dick, i mean im 23 and shes 18. I am going to hang out with her again and since i kind of had a relationship before her that i think i might be ready for one. Just sucks shes 5 years younger than me but i just made a decision that i don't really give a fuck about a girls age after she turns 18. We both like each other and we just had a great first date so i don't really care that much if i get called a creep. Still will be posting stupid messages and moments from girls from tinder so don't worry ;)[close]
Whatever happens, don't expect it to pan out for very long. And whatever happens, get as much as you can while you can.[close]
I'm hanging out with her again tomorrow night and im not going to sleep with her. I feel like thats the reason why i get over girls so much cause i fuck them the first time we hang out and i just get bored of them, lets see how this goesJust remember that 10 years from now you'll be having to pay to bang girls that age...
hahahaJust remember that 10 years from now you'll be having to pay to bang girls that age...Expand QuoteI'm hanging out with her again tomorrow night and im not going to sleep with her. I feel like thats the reason why i get over girls so much cause i fuck them the first time we hang out and i just get bored of them, lets see how this goes[close]
repeated letters mean she either really wants it or she is regular (probably both)
Expand Quoterepeated letters mean she either really wants it or she is regular (probably both)[close]
Both. And thicker than advertised.
1 comeback one-liner and all of a sudden YOU ROCK! ::)
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Expand Quote1 comeback one-liner and all of a sudden YOU ROCK! ::)
(http://i.imgur.com/IqoDVZT.jpg?1)[close]
Wait is this how tinder works? all in one screenshot it goes from initial greeting to asking to fuck?
Been using "yo gurl you see the new Rick and Morty? That shit was tight" as an opener for the past few days. I've either been getting no responses or "huh? What's that?".
Today I finally got a reply from a girl that said something along the lines of "omg it was sooo good. I wish the season didn't end so soon though".
We shall see where it goes from here....
can someone use this bio and tell me if it works? I deleted tinder after i made it, im actually ina relationship now, GROSS.
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Expand Quotecan someone use this bio and tell me if it works? I deleted tinder after i made it, im actually ina relationship now, GROSS.
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ewwww relationships are icky and strange.... how's it going so far?
Expand QuoteExpand Quotecan someone use this bio and tell me if it works? I deleted tinder after i made it, im actually ina relationship now, GROSS.
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ewwww relationships are icky and strange.... how's it going so far?[close]
Pretty damn awesome. We just started to have sex like a little more than a week ago and i have been cumming every time with her, except for the first time ( my meds kind of ruined it for me). But yeah i never been in a relationship before so im doing all the corny shit, like post pictures of us when i take her out on dates and i even got her mom flowers when i first met her mom. I think we been dating for about a month and a half and its been non stop fun for me. I'm getting her in to the first season of true detective, we just started to watch that last night and she likes it.
whoever said "this shit is mad unhealthy for your brain" a few pages back, i completely agree with you. it really fucks with your head, havent used it in like 5 months and wouldnt get back on it eitherif you're getting rejected all the time it's unhealthy for your brain. if you're getting laid every time it's unhealthy for your dick. i'm glad i don't have a phone to tempt me
Expand QuoteExpand Quotecan someone use this bio and tell me if it works? I deleted tinder after i made it, im actually ina relationship now, GROSS.
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/12086864_10153003831407101_1414057948_n.jpg?oh=648884c6241b8b5f86b26449a6c3813a&oe=56164141)[close]
ewwww relationships are icky and strange.... how's it going so far?[close]
Pretty damn awesome. We just started to have sex like a little more than a week ago and i have been cumming every time with her, except for the first time ( my meds kind of ruined it for me). But yeah i never been in a relationship before so im doing all the corny shit, like post pictures of us when i take her out on dates and i even got her mom flowers when i first met her mom. I think we been dating for about a month and a half and its been non stop fun for me. I'm getting her in to the first season of true detective, we just started to watch that last night and she likes it.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quotecan someone use this bio and tell me if it works? I deleted tinder after i made it, im actually ina relationship now, GROSS.
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/12086864_10153003831407101_1414057948_n.jpg?oh=648884c6241b8b5f86b26449a6c3813a&oe=56164141)[close]
ewwww relationships are icky and strange.... how's it going so far?[close]
Pretty damn awesome. We just started to have sex like a little more than a week ago and i have been cumming every time with her, except for the first time ( my meds kind of ruined it for me). But yeah i never been in a relationship before so im doing all the corny shit, like post pictures of us when i take her out on dates and i even got her mom flowers when i first met her mom. I think we been dating for about a month and a half and its been non stop fun for me. I'm getting her in to the first season of true detective, we just started to watch that last night and she likes it.[close]
Yo hit us up when she starts bugging you and you need to fake your own death again . Slap can prob hook you up with a new identity in another city or country
went bowling with her and her friends tonight. I forgot how much i liked dates. She was talking all this shit saying she would beat me cause she used to be in a league and it was close towards the end but i beat her. Almost got a turkey and now she claims she let me win, YEAH RIGHT. i fucking rule at bowling
This your handy work tobey?
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maybe I should try tinder. it seems like there's only dudes on grindr and I end up having sex with them even though I'm not gay.
I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.
Give you the details at 11
I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.you're playing this game too much! better be wrapping it up my dude, because tinder is a cesspool
Give you the details at 11
I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.
Give you the details at 11
Expand QuoteI got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.
Give you the details at 11[close]
where them deets?
Guys if you really want to impress a girl on tinder, do this. Say do you like Orange is the new black? 9 out of 10 times they will say yes, then you say you have a better show than that. Say its way more intense and its British, its called Wentworth.
Trust me it works
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.
Give you the details at 11[close]
where them deets?[close]
She bailed, guess she came to her senses.
But i went on a date tonight, didn't have fun at all. Maybe its because im not ready to go back to hooking up with random girls just for a night, or maybe she wasn't that attractive. She did suck my dick though and swallowed but she doesn't like cats and i have 4 cats, ill either use the excuse saying im not ready for dating again or that she doesn't like cats to not hang out with this girl again
so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?
Expand Quoteso i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?[close]
My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....
Expand QuoteExpand Quoteso i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?[close]
My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....[close]
that sucks man i know that feeling all too well
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteso i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?[close]
My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....[close]
that sucks man i know that feeling all too well[close]
Yeah but trolling on there can be fun thing to do when you're drunk. I only did it when i was with my ex because i would never cheat on any girl so there was no pressure on whether a girl will respond back to me or not. Actually girls responded way more when i was trolling
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quoteso i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?[close]
My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....[close]
that sucks man i know that feeling all too well[close]
Yeah but trolling on there can be fun thing to do when you're drunk. I only did it when i was with my ex because i would never cheat on any girl so there was no pressure on whether a girl will respond back to me or not. Actually girls responded way more when i was trolling[close]
if i added you on insta would you hit me with some DMs on tinder game?
your name is KEVIN???? da fuq tobeyTobey givin out fake names, he don't trust deez hoes
Tobey givin out fake names, he don't trust deez hoesExpand Quoteyour name is KEVIN???? da fuq tobey[close]
That run-on jumble of words is more of a toe dragged single trick than a line Tobey.
Expand QuoteThat run-on jumble of words is more of a toe dragged single trick than a line Tobey.[close]
Hasn't failed yet!!!
Kevin is on tinder, his cat tobey is the one that posts on slaps
Met this girl on tinder and we've been texting for the past few days. Just earlier I texted her asking what she was doing and she texts me that she's at her apartment drinking cider and wine and watching movies by herself. I jokingly texted "so are you going to share?" And she replied telling me to come over and get sloshed with her. Only problem: She lives 10-15 miles away, I have no car, the bus stopped running so I'd have to skate there, it's freezing out and it's 2:30 in the morning. Why must life be so cruel to me?
Nah, I wish. I've been planning on buying one soon actually. I miss riding my bike around town. I actually texted her after I posted this telling her that it'd take me a while to get there and she told me she didn't know how much longer she was going to be up because she was getting tired from the booze, so we decided to meet up in a few days when she doesn't have work.Expand QuoteMet this girl on tinder and we've been texting for the past few days. Just earlier I texted her asking what she was doing and she texts me that she's at her apartment drinking cider and wine and watching movies by herself. I jokingly texted "so are you going to share?" And she replied telling me to come over and get sloshed with her. Only problem: She lives 10-15 miles away, I have no car, the bus stopped running so I'd have to skate there, it's freezing out and it's 2:30 in the morning. Why must life be so cruel to me?[close]
skating warms you up bro. you don't own a bike at least ? sheesh
you clearly dont want the pussy bad enough
Uber.Nah, I wish. I've been planning on buying one soon actually. I miss riding my bike around town. I actually texted her after I posted this telling her that it'd take me a while to get there and she told me she didn't know how much longer she was going to be up because she was getting tired from the booze, so we decided to meet up in a few days when she doesn't have work.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteMet this girl on tinder and we've been texting for the past few days. Just earlier I texted her asking what she was doing and she texts me that she's at her apartment drinking cider and wine and watching movies by herself. I jokingly texted "so are you going to share?" And she replied telling me to come over and get sloshed with her. Only problem: She lives 10-15 miles away, I have no car, the bus stopped running so I'd have to skate there, it's freezing out and it's 2:30 in the morning. Why must life be so cruel to me?[close]
skating warms you up bro. you don't own a bike at least ? sheesh[close]
I never had selfies on my profile because I think they're corny, and I've read in several chick's bios that they think its corny too. But seriously when I put a mirror selfie as my pic my matches went way up and they seem dtf way more frequently. Just some advice for my fellow slappers trying to pipe it up.
do people ever come across a family member on tinder? and do they swipe right?I always wondered the same thing, imagine accidentally matching up with some distant relative and not knowing it or even worse knowing it and still swiping right.
i think you're reading into it too much kev
dumb ass girls call people babe
Expand Quotei think you're reading into it too much kev
dumb ass girls call people babe[close]
Is that what my generation of girls do? Shes only 3 years younger than me. Fuck this tinder bullshit, i actually made an account on seekingarrangement.com. About to check that shit right now
Like the bio guys?
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Like the bio guys?It's brilliant.
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you clearly dont want the pussy bad enough
hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?
also tinder is easy as fuck if you swipe right on everyone, you find out what kind of chicks are into you tho...
i got chubbies and weirdos with septum piercing mainly
Can I come to the wedding?Expand Quotehung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?[close]
I'm marrying a Tinder girl
you clearly dont want the pussy bad enough
Can I come to the wedding?Expand QuoteExpand Quotehung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?[close]
I'm marrying a Tinder girl[close]
Expand Quotehung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?[close]
I'm marrying a Tinder girl
Expand QuoteCan I come to the wedding?Expand QuoteExpand Quotehung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?[close]
I'm marrying a Tinder girl[close][close]
Of course. Any SlapPal in SoCal is invited. I assumed that was implied.
Tinder is the best. I got laid with 40+ diffrent women last year, one day I had sex with three diffrent women, not at the same time. But running from girl to girl during a day happend alot.
Right now Im together with a 13 years older milf since some months ago, she is 42. But damn I miss fucking around on tinder.
I tried tinder in LA. Got 3 matches fairly quickly. One girl was cool but stopped chatting after awhile. Another girl was just boring. Not much substance. I did go on a date with a girl from Japan. Easily the hottest girl I've taken on a date but she hardly spoke. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed it was a language/cultural barrier but she eventually admitted 2 days later to not being interested.
Trying it again out where I live and only one match. I've expanded my miles to 30 and still nothing. I've gone though almost all the girls. I figure it be easier considering all the stories I've read.
I tried tinder in LA. Got 3 matches fairly quickly. One girl was cool but stopped chatting after awhile. Another girl was just boring. Not much substance. I did go on a date with a girl from Japan. Easily the hottest girl I've taken on a date but she hardly spoke. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed it was a language/cultural barrier but she eventually admitted 2 days later to not being interested.
Trying it again out where I live and only one match. I've expanded my miles to 30 and still nothing. I've gone though almost all the girls. I figure it be easier considering all the stories I've read.
What do you put in your bio tobey?
Pretty much spot on deekay. It's like every girl in this area is obsessed with disney, fluent in sarcasm, looking for an adventure. Not interested in any of that. But yeah you're right about the job interview analogy.
I'm sure it doesn't help that I swipe left on most of the girls. Do matches have to be mutal, as in both swiping right?
Yes you both have to swipe right in order to message each other and my bio says "Im actually an undercover cop. When i see underage girls drinking in their tinder pictures i send those pictures to the FBI. 420 friendly"
Oh I can see why I don't get matches. I swipe left a lot
I'll try to thing of something funny. Im usually too serious to think of something on top of my head
Expand QuoteOh I can see why I don't get matches. I swipe left a lot
I'll try to thing of something funny. Im usually too serious to think of something on top of my head[close]
Yeah i usually swipe right for majority of girls and then super like girls that i know
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteOh I can see why I don't get matches. I swipe left a lot
I'll try to thing of something funny. Im usually too serious to think of something on top of my head[close]
Yeah i usually swipe right for majority of girls and then super like girls that i know[close]
Exhibit A - that girl with the Jkwon block of a head you posted earlier in the thread.
Bumble is that new shit apparently.
Do you guys strap up every time you guys fuck? Like are you guys not scared to get someone pregnant or catch something?Expand QuoteBumble is that new shit apparently.[close]
My boy is on this and he said its more fitting for the woman cause they are the ones that pick you but if and when they do, it's like a lock or some shit.
Well please everyone, tell me more of your Tinder stories and strategies. Can't believe I am saying this but I might jump into the app universe soon. It's not so much I am not tech savy but I am on the older side and wonder if I should just do it the old fashion way and hit up spots or do it this way out of efficiency.
met my wife on tinder as well. good shit boysExpand Quotehung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?[close]
I'm marrying a Tinder girl
Expand QuoteWell please everyone, tell me more of your Tinder stories and strategies. Can't believe I am saying this but I might jump into the app universe soon. It's not so much I am not tech savy but I am on the older side and wonder if I should just do it the old fashion way and hit up spots or do it this way out of efficiency.[close]
Why not both?
I probably will. It's not that I don't want to but more so I am just not there yet. I found out my fiance slept with someone when we broke up for a couple of weeks, so I am in the process of a messy thing but will be out there dating eventually. I haven't been single for 8 years and oddly, it does seem like things have changed. I just want to hear general stories. One night stands were so taboo back in the days and it just seems so casual now.
tobey: occupation whoremonger
i'll be your ghostwriter when it's time to publish your memoirs
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Damn Tobey I don't know how you get so much success off tinder while living at your parents house and why you keep telling us about it and how often you jizz as if anyone asked for daily updates.
Damn Tobey I don't know how you get so much success off tinder haha. I've been liking more girls and super liking the ones that seem interesting. All within a 41 mile radius. A few matches and messages but it doesn't go any where
Expand QuoteDamn Tobey I don't know how you get so much success off tinder while living at your parents house and why you keep telling us about it and how often you jizz as if anyone asked for daily updates.[close]
I use this pickup line, "Okay you have three options for what my next message will be. I can either do a serious pickup line, a joke pickup line, or a corny pickup line. See i care about your tindering experience". That line seems to work just to get the first message back which is the hardest to get usually. After that you just got to joke around a lot and ask questions, if they respond with more than a few words then its on
I for one enjoy hearing the Skeet Sagas of Tobey, keep the tail tales coming bud.
Is there any tinder-type apps that don't involve having to have a facebook account?
Yeah Ill try cleaver/funny lines.
I think it's just to legitimize the accounts (though it may also show you if you have any friends in common... not positive though).
Bummer, I can't bring myself to get a tinder if it means creating a Facebook profile.I was the same way but I learned that you can make a throw away FB profile with your pictures on private and just not add anyone, possibly a fake last name too.
Tonight I learned that I hate Facebook more than I love fucking strangers.
Expand Quotetobey: occupation whoremonger
i'll be your ghostwriter when it's time to publish your memoirs[close]
The best part now that i don't take as much meds anymore, i get off every time. Maybe a little too quick but i rather be quick than fucking for an hour and not getting off
Expand QuoteExpand Quotetobey: occupation whoremonger
i'll be your ghostwriter when it's time to publish your memoirs[close]
The best part now that i don't take as much meds anymore, i get off every time. Maybe a little too quick but i rather be quick than fucking for an hour and not getting off[close]
What were you on? Some kind of anti depressive?
Bummer, I can't bring myself to get a tinder if it means creating a Facebook profile.(http://i63.tinypic.com/2whe4oh.gif)
Tonight I learned that I hate Facebook more than I love fucking strangers.
Thought i forgot about you fuc bois? Easiest way to get a girl to send you nudeshow many girls have you hooked up with online?
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Technically this is bumble but it will work for others, also not fat just thick and thats the way i like them!
^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.
Expand Quote^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.[close]
Good for you Tobey, you gotta get it in while you're still young, unattached, and sexy as all hell. Wrap ya dick though or you will get something, and get checked monthly at least. It's free b.
BTW fucking a chick for an hour straight is a good look, and will get you repeat smashes, and you might even fuck her friends. I read some article that said people rarely exceed 12 min in a sex session, and I can vouch for busting the occasional very rapid nut. But shit I take fun illegal drugs that give me the stamina to straight pound for an hour plus, and I don't know why you're tripping, it's awesome. I think it was the type of drug you had been taking. You just gotta work for that nut. Make her tug on your balls or something idk
I definitely support wearing protection if you're sleeping around.. but like.. if I keep seeing the same person, she's on the pill, and neither of us have exhibited symptoms of std's.. at what point is it alright to go without? Still never? By that logic you should never go down on a chick either, right?Expand Quote^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.[close]
Good for you Tobey, you gotta get it in while you're still young, unattached, and sexy as all hell. Wrap ya dick though or you will get something, and get checked monthly at least. It's free b.
BTW fucking a chick for an hour straight is a good look, and will get you repeat smashes, and you might even fuck her friends. I read some article that said people rarely exceed 12 min in a sex session, and I can vouch for busting the occasional very rapid nut. But shit I take fun illegal drugs that give me the stamina to straight pound for an hour plus, and I don't know why you're tripping, it's awesome. I think it was the type of drug you had been taking. You just gotta work for that nut. Make her tug on your balls or something idk
I definitely support wearing protection if you're sleeping around.. but like.. if I keep seeing the same person, she's on the pill, and neither of us have exhibited symptoms of std's.. at what point is it alright to go without? Still never? By that logic you should never go down on a chick either, right?Expand QuoteExpand Quote^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.[close]
Good for you Tobey, you gotta get it in while you're still young, unattached, and sexy as all hell. Wrap ya dick though or you will get something, and get checked monthly at least. It's free b.
BTW fucking a chick for an hour straight is a good look, and will get you repeat smashes, and you might even fuck her friends. I read some article that said people rarely exceed 12 min in a sex session, and I can vouch for busting the occasional very rapid nut. But shit I take fun illegal drugs that give me the stamina to straight pound for an hour plus, and I don't know why you're tripping, it's awesome. I think it was the type of drug you had been taking. You just gotta work for that nut. Make her tug on your balls or something idk[close]
Getting tested would be a really good idea.. I'm just very hesitant to get a q-tip stuffed down my dick unless I have reason to believe I might have something.
they do all the testing with blood and urine samples except for hpv, that is an examination. i don't know how they do all these studies, but they say like 70-80% of people don't show symptoms or can have an outbreak 10 years after getting something. and they estimate 90% of people had a cold sore on the mouth at some point which is herpes 1. oral sex with herpes 1 is how many people end up with genital herpes. condoms don't prevent herpes or hpv either, any skin contact around that area can transmit it. so if you have anything you're in good company, but i wouldn't want to be as laid back about it as tobey sounds lolI definitely support wearing protection if you're sleeping around.. but like.. if I keep seeing the same person, she's on the pill, and neither of us have exhibited symptoms of std's.. at what point is it alright to go without?� Still never?� By that logic you should never go down on a chick either, right?Expand QuoteExpand Quote^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.[close]
Good for you Tobey, you gotta get it in while you're still young, unattached, and sexy as all hell.� Wrap ya dick though or you will get something, and get checked monthly at least.� It's free b.
BTW fucking a chick for an hour straight is a good look, and will get you repeat smashes, and you might even fuck her friends.� I read some article that said people rarely exceed 12 min in a sex session, and I can vouch for busting the occasional very rapid nut.� But shit I take fun illegal drugs that give me the stamina to straight pound for an hour plus, and I don't know why you're tripping, it's awesome.� I think it was the type of drug you had been taking.� You just gotta work for that nut.� Make her tug on your balls or something idk[close]
Getting tested would be a really good idea.. I'm just very hesitant to get a q-tip stuffed down my dick unless I have reason to believe I might have something.
Condoms kept falling off? Wtf dood lol
Condoms kept falling off? Wtf dood lol
Expand QuoteCondoms kept falling off? Wtf dood lol[close]
saying "dood" is idiotic, simple as that
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteCondoms kept falling off? Wtf dood lol[close]
saying "dood" is idiotic, simple as that[close]
Its just easier than saying "some random guy on the internet", so....
There ya go dood
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteCondoms kept falling off? Wtf dood lol[close]
saying "dood" is idiotic, simple as that[close]
Its just easier than saying "some random guy on the internet", so....
There ya go dood[close]
its spelled dude
I've always wanted to try Tinder but it requires hiding how much of a piece of shit I am, and then it feels like I'm lying because I'm trying to advertise myself as someone normal and healthy. I'd like a companion with a nipple piercing though.
what are some of your best openers? idk what's best to say when a girl matches with me haha
they do all the testing with blood and urine samples except for hpv, that is an examination. i don't know how they do all these studies, but they say like 70-80% of people don't show symptoms or can have an outbreak 10 years after getting something. and they estimate 90% of people had a cold sore on the mouth at some point which is herpes 1. oral sex with herpes 1 is how many people end up with genital herpes. condoms don't prevent herpes or hpv either, any skin contact around that area can transmit it. so if you have anything you're in good company, but i wouldn't want to be as laid back about it as tobey sounds lolExpand QuoteI definitely support wearing protection if you're sleeping around.. but like.. if I keep seeing the same person, she's on the pill, and neither of us have exhibited symptoms of std's.. at what point is it alright to go without?� Still never?� By that logic you should never go down on a chick either, right?Expand QuoteExpand Quote^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.[close]
Good for you Tobey, you gotta get it in while you're still young, unattached, and sexy as all hell.� Wrap ya dick though or you will get something, and get checked monthly at least.� It's free b.
BTW fucking a chick for an hour straight is a good look, and will get you repeat smashes, and you might even fuck her friends.� I read some article that said people rarely exceed 12 min in a sex session, and I can vouch for busting the occasional very rapid nut.� But shit I take fun illegal drugs that give me the stamina to straight pound for an hour plus, and I don't know why you're tripping, it's awesome.� I think it was the type of drug you had been taking.� You just gotta work for that nut.� Make her tug on your balls or something idk[close]
Getting tested would be a really good idea.. I'm just very hesitant to get a q-tip stuffed down my dick unless I have reason to believe I might have something.[close]
i'd figured geriatrics can't get pregnant and i haven't found a girl that will let me cum in them for a while.
I hung with a pretty strange off with the fairies type girl but very sweet. Long story short she started crying while i was fucking her. I think she may have been raped at some point in her life, i was jamming her quite aggressively and maybe that brought back some bad memories ? i asked her what was wrong a few times and she said she would tell me later, she never did and i decided i wouldn't bring it up again. Anything like this ever happen to anyone else? ... A few days later we fucked again in a slow and romantic manner and she was fine.maybe she used to be a man and was still sore from the surgery
maybe she used to be a man and was still sore from the surgeryExpand QuoteI hung with a pretty strange off with the fairies type girl but very sweet. Long story short she started crying while i was fucking her. I think she may have been raped at some point in her life, i was jamming her quite aggressively and maybe that brought back some bad memories ? i asked her what was wrong a few times and she said she would tell me later, she never did and i decided i wouldn't bring it up again. Anything like this ever happen to anyone else? ... A few days later we fucked again in a slow and romantic manner and she was fine.[close]
Damn, Tobey, you've been killing the online fields! I'm too much of a pussy to download Tinder, so I hunt them live. Met this cute girl yesterday, we ate dinner and then talked and made out. Some sort of date scheduled for tomorrow, we'll see what will or will not happen.
Get an Android emulator or whatever's it called. Then you run it from your PC.Sweet
Don't have a smartphone either. Been tempted to run it on the iPad my kids use to play video games...
Expand QuoteDon't have a smartphone either. Been tempted to run it on the iPad my kids use to play video games...[close]
Fuck it let your kids choose their own step-mother
I have a date with a bisexual girl next week. She's never been with a guy, only had sex with girls. This is turning me on a lot but also completely terrified before we meet. Us guys can't compete with girls when it comes to pleasuring them, all we have is a dick that we basically stick anywhere.you're trippin boy! I guarantee you she's had her butt played with (age/ experience pending). I used to be worried about dating/ sexing bi-girls but I wouldn't worry too much about it; they know you're not a woman and I honestly don't think they'll try and compare you to one.
Anyone have any experience with dating bi girls? I think im just gonna eat her ass honestly, bet her girls never did that!
A month or so back I had sex with a Tinder girl under a tree on a beach on a Thrasher towel in the rain five hours before her 6 a.m. flight back to Denver.
you're trippin boy! I guarantee you she's had her butt played with (age/ experience pending). I used to be worried about dating/ sexing bi-girls but I wouldn't worry too much about it; they know you're not a woman and I honestly don't think they'll try and compare you to one.Expand QuoteI have a date with a bisexual girl next week. She's never been with a guy, only had sex with girls. This is turning me on a lot but also completely terrified before we meet. Us guys can't compete with girls when it comes to pleasuring them, all we have is a dick that we basically stick anywhere.
Anyone have any experience with dating bi girls? I think im just gonna eat her ass honestly, bet her girls never did that![close]
Expand QuoteDamn, Tobey, you've been killing the online fields! I'm too much of a pussy to download Tinder, so I hunt them live. Met this cute girl yesterday, we ate dinner and then talked and made out. Some sort of date scheduled for tomorrow, we'll see what will or will not happen.[close]
Treat Tinder as a game to kill time with, and to meet other people if you ever feel like it. It's an interesting exercise if you don't just like everyone in sight until you run out of likes for the day. Makes you question your values, and think about your connections with people, about what you really like and who you're really looking for in a person. Or maybe I'm just overthinking.
Anyone checked out Bumble?
I am gettin' no matches at all on Tinder. I guess I'm being way too picky and swiping left on like 90% of the girls I see. OKcupid has always worked for me, I guess I will stick with that. Anyone checked out Bumble? I've heard that one isn't bad...
Yo I just wanna give a major shout out to tobey for giving me the courage to get on tinder. Got drunk, uploaded some bullshit photos, and got to swiping. I only got one match so far, a hippie/art/snowboard chick that's only 20. Sent her a message earlier, and surprisingly she got back to me. I'll keep you guys posted if anything becomes of it. I've seen some crazy profiles though, this one was pretty good.
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The best one though, was this super hot 18 year old that had a bio that said. "I fucked wes welker from the patriots, now he's an asshole who won't call me back."
get it tobey!
If i can get laid on tinder, ANYONE can too.I really hope so tobey. I feel like I missed the good old days of tinder where every chick on there was trying to fuck. There are a lot of weird bitches on there in my area. I've seen no less than 8 chicks that have mentioned in their bios how much they love cheese. If cheese isn't a code word for drugs or something, I think I've seriously lost faith in humanity.
Stupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?
Expand QuoteStupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?[close]
Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteStupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?[close]
Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.[close]
since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteStupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?[close]
Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.[close]
since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.[close]
What an awesome reference, somebody likes Classic Slap! Speaking of cheesy, will I increase my chances by having a naked torso? I'm into lifting, maybe a photo after a workout? And yes, i'm serious...
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteStupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?[close]
Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.[close]
since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.[close]
What an awesome reference, somebody likes Classic Slap! Speaking of cheesy, will I increase my chances by having a naked torso? I'm into lifting, maybe a photo after a workout? And yes, i'm serious...[close]
You'll probably attract some sluts with that workout pic. Girls that are looking for serious relationships will def look at you as a fuckboy if you have anything to do with a naked or gym selfie. But hey if you wanna just fuck bitches try it! Report back to us with stories too!
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteStupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?[close]
Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.[close]
since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.[close]
What an awesome reference, somebody likes Classic Slap! Speaking of cheesy, will I increase my chances by having a naked torso? I'm into lifting, maybe a photo after a workout? And yes, i'm serious...[close]
You'll probably attract some sluts with that workout pic. Girls that are looking for serious relationships will def look at you as a fuckboy if you have anything to do with a naked or gym selfie. But hey if you wanna just fuck bitches try it! Report back to us with stories too![close]
Do you have a dog? Include a pic of you and your dog.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteStupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?[close]
Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.[close]
since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.[close]
What an awesome reference, somebody likes Classic Slap! Speaking of cheesy, will I increase my chances by having a naked torso? I'm into lifting, maybe a photo after a workout? And yes, i'm serious...
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteStupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?[close]
Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.[close]
since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.[close]
What an awesome reference, somebody likes Classic Slap! Speaking of cheesy, will I increase my chances by having a naked torso? I'm into lifting, maybe a photo after a workout? And yes, i'm serious...[close]
get a photo doing something that you'd naturally take your shirt off for, mowing the lawn etc.
Well, I live in an appartment building, so there are no "natural settings". The place is ghetto as fuck, though, so I guess I can be as shirtless as I want. Also, I don't want to get married, just want to drink some pussy juice. I might upload some semi-naked photos for your approval, which is totally not gay.
After talking to this girl (who i am super into) for a day or two, I asked her if she wanted to meet up, primarily because I suck at text based communication and am super confident and comfortable face to face... no response. Is it game over? If not, any tips on re-initiating conversation?probably game over unless she gets back on unexpectedly and hits you up
After talking to this girl (who i am super into) for a day or two, I asked her if she wanted to meet up, primarily because I suck at text based communication and am super confident and comfortable face to face... no response. Is it game over? If not, any tips on re-initiating conversation?
Do you still need Facebook to use Tinder? This is the only reason i wont sign upYeah, I created a profile with a pseudonym to use it. After some chick was ready to meet up, she said something like, "I've never done this before. How do I know you're not a serial killer or rapist?"
Well...
Expand QuoteAfter talking to this girl (who i am super into) for a day or two, I asked her if she wanted to meet up, primarily because I suck at text based communication and am super confident and comfortable face to face... no response. Is it game over? If not, any tips on re-initiating conversation?[close]
Was this through tinder messaging or do you have her number? If its tinder messaging you always ask for her number first then you get into your texting game. If its through texting just give it a couple of days and just text her a random thought, just not like a creepy thought just a completely random thing that she will probably answer because it will confuse her.
I have had that happened before though, like when i ask a girl out she will just ignore me. Sometimes they will do what i just told you, just text me a random thing and then we will get back into talking again. Other times (which is majority of times) i probably wont hear from her again unless she will like my social media posts and apparently when a girl does that you're supposed to text them. I don't play that game shit though.
Don't stress out though if you never hear from her again. Chances are really high on these dating apps that you will find someone that you're even more into and will actually give you the time of day
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteAfter talking to this girl (who i am super into) for a day or two, I asked her if she wanted to meet up, primarily because I suck at text based communication and am super confident and comfortable face to face... no response. Is it game over? If not, any tips on re-initiating conversation?[close]
Was this through tinder messaging or do you have her number? If its tinder messaging you always ask for her number first then you get into your texting game. If its through texting just give it a couple of days and just text her a random thought, just not like a creepy thought just a completely random thing that she will probably answer because it will confuse her.
I have had that happened before though, like when i ask a girl out she will just ignore me. Sometimes they will do what i just told you, just text me a random thing and then we will get back into talking again. Other times (which is majority of times) i probably wont hear from her again unless she will like my social media posts and apparently when a girl does that you're supposed to text them. I don't play that game shit though.
Don't stress out though if you never hear from her again. Chances are really high on these dating apps that you will find someone that you're even more into and will actually give you the time of day[close]
Nah Tobey, its a sign that the chick isnt into him. Being persistent is a major turn off for some girls, and the more you keep it up, the more they'll ignore you. If she's not into you, she aint into you.
Don't be a creep. Its just not meant to be at the moment.
I say at the moment because I believe everything is based off of timing. There is no "fate" and thing dont happen "for a reason". Everything is ALL just timing. So who knows, just play the friendzone game and maybe she'll get to know you more and open up to the point where she's willing to take you up on a date (in the future). But yeah don't keep pestering her though.
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Aite brah maybe not mirror selfies. Go to the beach or pool or something and have a friend take a photo for you.
To me, whenever I see my lady friends on tinder and they come across a mirror selfie naked guy, they always have negative responses like "instant fuckboy" or "douche". And I agree. Fuck those dudes.
Try have a more natural photo. But yeah I'm sure chicks would be willing to fuck you seeing that! (no homo though)
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Aite brah maybe not mirror selfies. Go to the beach or pool or something and have a friend take a photo for you.
To me, whenever I see my lady friends on tinder and they come across a mirror selfie naked guy, they always have negative responses like "instant fuckboy" or "douche". And I agree. Fuck those dudes.
Try have a more natural photo. But yeah I'm sure chicks would be willing to fuck you seeing that! (no homo though)[close]
Thanks for the response! It was just a trial version so that the almighty power of Slap would bless this body to be posing in a totally not fabricated fashion on Tinder. I'll get one of my totally not gay friends to work in a good shot.
The hunt begins soon...
^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.
Expand Quote^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.[close]
Yeah I mean I can't really talk much because my current gf was that way (whom I met through tinder) and she friendzoned me. But I kept hanging out with her til she couldn't resist me.
Expand QuoteExpand Quote^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.[close]
Yeah I mean I can't really talk much because my current gf was that way (whom I met through tinder) and she friendzoned me. But I kept hanging out with her til she couldn't resist me.[close]
Hell, yeah, buddy! Persistence is key when it comes to money, girls and most of all, gains! I nailed this redhead cashier twice. I came up to her at work, gave my number and left. Some time after, I'm like "Hey, you never called, take my number again..." She tasted great!
Expand Quote^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.[close]
Yeah I mean I can't really talk much because my current gf was that way (whom I met through tinder) and she friendzoned me. But I kept hanging out with her til she couldn't resist me.
Expand QuoteExpand Quote^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.[close]
Yeah I mean I can't really talk much because my current gf was that way (whom I met through tinder) and she friendzoned me. But I kept hanging out with her til she couldn't resist me.[close]
I just left it alone and she ended up responding like 10 hours later. She apologized for missing my message, said she turned her notifications off and gave me her number to text her. So that's where everything landed so far
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.[close]
Yeah I mean I can't really talk much because my current gf was that way (whom I met through tinder) and she friendzoned me. But I kept hanging out with her til she couldn't resist me.[close]
I just left it alone and she ended up responding like 10 hours later. She apologized for missing my message, said she turned her notifications off and gave me her number to text her. So that's where everything landed so far[close]
Yeah and some girl that ghosted me just sent a random text tonight, basically as i told that bi girl i can wait for another date with her. Swear girls have some voodoo shit going on and know how to ruin a night
^ I have a date with a bumble girl this week. Its basically the same thing as tinder but it seems like 90% of the girls on there are just sorority fake tan girls. They usually get mad at me when i make fun of frats so i only had 1 bumble date in my whole online dating apps career. Tinder is still number 1
Expand Quote^ I have a date with a bumble girl this week. Its basically the same thing as tinder but it seems like 90% of the girls on there are just sorority fake tan girls. They usually get mad at me when i make fun of frats so i only had 1 bumble date in my whole online dating apps career. Tinder is still number 1[close]
No, Tobey, you're number one.
Expand QuoteExpand Quote^ I have a date with a bumble girl this week. Its basically the same thing as tinder but it seems like 90% of the girls on there are just sorority fake tan girls. They usually get mad at me when i make fun of frats so i only had 1 bumble date in my whole online dating apps career. Tinder is still number 1[close]
No, Tobey, you're number one.[close]
I tried it because I haven't had a dating app in a long time. So far regular girls have showed up for me. I did move my max age to 80 for the giggles.
Expand QuoteExpand Quote^ I have a date with a bumble girl this week. Its basically the same thing as tinder but it seems like 90% of the girls on there are just sorority fake tan girls. They usually get mad at me when i make fun of frats so i only had 1 bumble date in my whole online dating apps career. Tinder is still number 1[close]
No, Tobey, you're number one.[close]
I tried it because I haven't had a dating app in a long time. So far regular girls have showed up for me. I did move my max age to 80 for thegigglesloose pussy.
i should try that iguess. moved to a bigger city for this month and @ mynameisnotjeff i dont use dating apps but my selfesteem has been ruined ever since. so that would not matter and it would be worth a try, those datingshitapps. but i dont own a smartphone and shit. so its kinda pointless, as is this whole post. just wanted to rant behind some small wall of text. fmlMakes sense, we all have to let things out somehow. Maybe look up touristic spots or if your city is big enough sign up to thrillist or something like that and check out new bars and restaurants or the better ones in the city.
I don't know if it's just a product of where I live or the fact that it was relatively new at the time, but when I tried bumble, I'd say 75% of the profiles were fakeProbably how new it is. Not sure if it's just my area but have dating apps gone down?
I wonder why my matches are dying down now? I think i used my best photo yet for it
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I can bang this kinda fatty blonde, not my style, but she wats D, works at the blunt station.
Expand QuoteI can bang this kinda fatty blonde, not my style, but she wats D, works at the blunt station.[close]
What's holding you back.
I have a feeling i will never hang out this girl im talking to at the moment, she just doesn't seem interested in me. So i been just sending her David Puddy quotes
Expand QuoteI have a feeling i will never hang out this girl im talking to at the moment, she just doesn't seem interested in me. So i been just sending her David Puddy quotes[close]
Not worth clinging on to. Maybe just talk but don't put much effort
In other news, downloaded Tinder.
I jokingly swipped right and matched with some chick that had humongous machetes in a picture. Her and the other person have yet to reply.
Also, tinder gets very addicting. I burned through all my swipes the first day
Making sure hahaExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI have a feeling i will never hang out this girl im talking to at the moment, she just doesn't seem interested in me. So i been just sending her David Puddy quotes[close]
Not worth clinging on to. Maybe just talk but don't put much effort
In other news, downloaded Tinder.
I jokingly swipped right and matched with some chick that had humongous machetes in a picture. Her and the other person have yet to reply.
Also, tinder gets very addicting. I burned through all my swipes the first day[close]
Everyone does that. Unless you're a girl and get a match basically every time you swipe right, you're normal
Making sure hahaExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI have a feeling i will never hang out this girl im talking to at the moment, she just doesn't seem interested in me. So i been just sending her David Puddy quotes[close]
Not worth clinging on to. Maybe just talk but don't put much effort
In other news, downloaded Tinder.
I jokingly swipped right and matched with some chick that had humongous machetes in a picture. Her and the other person have yet to reply.
Also, tinder gets very addicting. I burned through all my swipes the first day[close]
Everyone does that. Unless you're a girl and get a match basically every time you swipe right, you're normal[close]
It also messes with your ego. My 2 matches have yet to reply and my friend is on and I don't know if it would be okay to swipe right seeing as how my ex and her are friends.
Might start doing this. Also should I post my profile or whatever for pointers? hahaExpand QuoteMaking sure hahaExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI have a feeling i will never hang out this girl im talking to at the moment, she just doesn't seem interested in me. So i been just sending her David Puddy quotes[close]
Not worth clinging on to. Maybe just talk but don't put much effort
In other news, downloaded Tinder.
I jokingly swipped right and matched with some chick that had humongous machetes in a picture. Her and the other person have yet to reply.
Also, tinder gets very addicting. I burned through all my swipes the first day[close]
Everyone does that. Unless you're a girl and get a match basically every time you swipe right, you're normal[close]
It also messes with your ego. My 2 matches have yet to reply and my friend is on and I don't know if it would be okay to swipe right seeing as how my ex and her are friends.[close]
I mainly use my super likes for people i know, even a girl i dated from tinder. If you don't take it seriously you will have the best time on there
Matched with a nice 45 year old woman last night. She was 18 years old when I was born! Pretty crazy. I can ask her what it was like watching Twin Peaks when it was brand spankin' new!
since I am single my main goal is to have sex with an Asian and a black girl. guess I'll manage soon - this photographer has a mom from the Seychelles and the dad is Chinese. is blasian a thing? anyway, she thought I only wanted to be friends with her cause I'm not writing anything about sex or sending dick pictures.I've missed you very much friend, it's good to have you back.
also: I tried a couple of dating apps, guess some might only be known in Germany/Europe. Tinder is by far the best, but I got my first matches on feeld and bumble yesterday.
Can I borrow that baby?
Expand QuoteCan I borrow that baby?[close]
Im next in line for it if my stupid sister or her dumb husband ever die
she was big enough to fit the whole forum.
My ex was bigger, not like the girls you guys are describing but more on the chubby side. It might be why now I'm into chicks like Kylie Page, Keisha Grey or anything with more cushion.
As for Tinder. I was shit faced and matched with a 5' tall ballerina but was too shit faced to make reasonable messages and she ended up umatching with me. Also, matched with a friend, might ask her to cover a radio show with me. Just to hang out. So far I've had like 7 matches out of those only 3 have really replied.
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As for Tinder. I was shit faced and matched with a 5' tall ballerina but was too shit faced to make reasonable messages and she ended up umatching with me. Also, matched with a friend, might ask her to cover a radio show with me. Just to hang out. So far I've had like 7 matches out of those only 3 have really replied.[close]
You better not be sending these girls messages just saying "hey". They will ignore that shit real quick. I used to use the same pickup line for every girl i got matched up and majority of them would respond. I don't suggest that because you look like a total douche doing it. Now i just see whats in their bios and make a stupid joke about it or try to relate to it. I have faith in you not jeff, go get it
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As for Tinder. I was shit faced and matched with a 5' tall ballerina but was too shit faced to make reasonable messages and she ended up umatching with me. Also, matched with a friend, might ask her to cover a radio show with me. Just to hang out. So far I've had like 7 matches out of those only 3 have really replied.[close]
You better not be sending these girls messages just saying "hey". They will ignore that shit real quick. I used to use the same pickup line for every girl i got matched up and majority of them would respond. I don't suggest that because you look like a total douche doing it. Now i just see whats in their bios and make a stupid joke about it or try to relate to it. I have faith in you not jeff, go get it[close]
I haven't, I've been referencing a pic or their bios
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As for Tinder. I was shit faced and matched with a 5' tall ballerina but was too shit faced to make reasonable messages and she ended up umatching with me. Also, matched with a friend, might ask her to cover a radio show with me. Just to hang out. So far I've had like 7 matches out of those only 3 have really replied.[close]
You better not be sending these girls messages just saying "hey". They will ignore that shit real quick. I used to use the same pickup line for every girl i got matched up and majority of them would respond. I don't suggest that because you look like a total douche doing it. Now i just see whats in their bios and make a stupid joke about it or try to relate to it. I have faith in you not jeff, go get it[close]
I haven't, I've been referencing a pic or their bios[close]
Know what kills me?Existential dreadGirls with all but selfies and no bios. I don't think I ever had any success with a match like that. The conversation never develops.
I think getting matched with bots is worse, I get hyped there's a match just to get asked to verify if they're real through a fake link or some bsExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote
As for Tinder. I was shit faced and matched with a 5' tall ballerina but was too shit faced to make reasonable messages and she ended up umatching with me. Also, matched with a friend, might ask her to cover a radio show with me. Just to hang out. So far I've had like 7 matches out of those only 3 have really replied.[close]
You better not be sending these girls messages just saying "hey". They will ignore that shit real quick. I used to use the same pickup line for every girl i got matched up and majority of them would respond. I don't suggest that because you look like a total douche doing it. Now i just see whats in their bios and make a stupid joke about it or try to relate to it. I have faith in you not jeff, go get it[close]
I haven't, I've been referencing a pic or their bios[close]
Know what kills me?Existential dreadGirls with all but selfies and no bios. I don't think I ever had any success with a match like that. The conversation never develops.[close]
Yeah and they get offended when i ask questions trying to get to know them and unmatch me. Like this example:
Matched with a nice 45 year old woman last night. She was 18 years old when I was born! Pretty crazy. I can ask her what it was like watching Twin Peaks when it was brand spankin' new!
Expand QuoteSince I got dumped by my last girl, like 1.5 yrs old, I've had no standard penetrative sex.[close]
I told the other matches that I found someone that might be a real interest of mine, and they said it was cool and wished me luck.
Decided to go all out
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It's a joke. My roommates convinced to add the citizenship thing to my bio. Seeing as how I'm an immigrant and the whole America shitting the bed thingExpand QuoteDecided to go all out[close]
Which means...?
It's a joke. My roommates convinced to add the citizenship thing to my bio. Seeing as how I'm an immigrant and the whole America shitting the bed thingExpand QuoteExpand QuoteDecided to go all out[close]
Which means...?[close]
Expand QuoteIt's a joke. My roommates convinced to add the citizenship thing to my bio. Seeing as how I'm an immigrant and the whole America shitting the bed thingExpand QuoteExpand QuoteDecided to go all out[close]
Which means...?[close][close]
I think he meant we cant see the pic you posted, or at least i cant. I'm working with this Trump angle too
I keep matching up with bots but the jokes on them I'm a bit of a technophileI started saying random nonsense to them for the shits and giggles because they have a generic script
I swipe right constantly and even the bots don't get matched up with meI don't use it, but I heard they have some kind of algorithm that calculates your attractiveness as a function of the number of people that you choose, and the number of other people that choose you. Like if you have more people that swipes you right than the one you swipe right, you are considered more attractive. Then, the other thing is the more attractive you are considred, would make you appear more often on the screen of the other people.
Turtle, my friend does IT Security for IAC, the parent company, so I'll ask cuz I'm curious now. Also, did you know IAC owns all these companies?That would be really cool to know how it actually works!
BlackPeopleMeet.com
Chemistry.com
Delightful
FriendScout24
HowAboutWe
Match.com
Meetic Group
OkCupid
OurTime
People Media
PlentyOfFish
The Princeton Review
Tinder
Tutor.com
Twoo
That would be really cool to know how it actually works!Expand QuoteTurtle, my friend does IT Security for IAC, the parent company, so I'll ask cuz I'm curious now. Also, did you know IAC owns all these companies?
BlackPeopleMeet.com
Chemistry.com
Delightful
FriendScout24
HowAboutWe
Match.com
Meetic Group
OkCupid
OurTime
People Media
PlentyOfFish
The Princeton Review
Tinder
Tutor.com
Twoo[close]
It's kind of scary to think that all the conversations/identies/data and sex/love stories that those servers recorded over the years.
post the bath pics Tobey!
It was on snapchat and i don't screen shot snaps
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Boo!!! Next time Tobey
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteIt was on snapchat and i don't screen shot snaps[close]
Boo!!! Next time Tobey[close]
Yeah im not risking my own supply just so you dorks can see. Plus i think i only posted like 2 girls ever on this forum and dmed a bunch pals photos through instagram. This was during my drinking days and im not that big of piece shit anymore. Plus people can easily find me on here from my instgaram with everyone calling me Tobey on there. Which i don't care at all but some girls i used to date can easily ruin my life with their own social media shit about me
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteIt was on snapchat and i don't screen shot snaps[close]
Boo!!! Next time Tobey[close]
Yeah im not risking my own supply just so you dorks can see. Plus i think i only posted like 2 girls ever on this forum and dmed a bunch pals photos through instagram. This was during my drinking days and im not that big of piece shit anymore. Plus people can easily find me on here from my instgaram with everyone calling me Tobey on there. Which i don't care at all but some girls i used to date can easily ruin my life with their own social media shit about me[close]
Tobey eats ass, confirmed haha
You already knowExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteIt was on snapchat and i don't screen shot snaps[close]
Boo!!! Next time Tobey[close]
Yeah im not risking my own supply just so you dorks can see. Plus i think i only posted like 2 girls ever on this forum and dmed a bunch pals photos through instagram. This was during my drinking days and im not that big of piece shit anymore. Plus people can easily find me on here from my instgaram with everyone calling me Tobey on there. Which i don't care at all but some girls i used to date can easily ruin my life with their own social media shit about me[close]
Tobey eats ass, confirmed haha[close]
You don't? ::)
Just got done my date. We went to a pizza shop and had two slices each, i brought home the rest for my dad. Then we put on the movie heavyweights because shes never seen it and she loves Disney movies. Lots of making out and she let me play with her boobies but i asked her if she wanted to go to my bedroom and she said " would you get mad if i say no"? I was like "why would i get mad, why would anyone get mad at that"? That really kind of like messed me up, not that she said no but she thought i would get mad because she said no. Shes super cool though, like the perfect girl to help me get started dating again or if she wants to hang out again to actually date someone again. Also shes only a year younger and it feels great not just having one night stands with teenagers (18, 19 you pervs) who you don't have actual conversations with.
Sense of humor, the ladies love it
Also, would it be appropriate to post screenshots of the profiles we encounter?
Expand QuoteSense of humor, the ladies love it
Also, would it be appropriate to post screenshots of the profiles we encounter?[close]
Dude....that is what has been missing in this thread. I want to see what tit ya'll guys are grabbing these days. I honestly have never been on Tinder and know most of you guys live in all parts of the US, but I want to see what kind of tail are on these apps.
Thinking of hopping back into the Tinder game soon. I need new photos though since I haven't been on since May of last year.
Anyone have luck with Bumble? I matched with someone (using my old Tinder photos hahaha) but this "girls gotta talk first" thing is fucking bullshit. At this point I'm never gonna talk to her if she has 100 other dudes I have to compete with.
This will probably be the only time i ever post a pic of my matches but this just seems way too good to be true
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Instantly thought it was a catfish or a bot but i got matched up with her this morning and now its almost 10 at night and she never sent a message. You know how bots will just send you random shit as soon as you get matched up and i haven't gotten a creepy message either. She also has her instagram linked to her tinder profile and it seems to be checking out. I might pursue but im kind of talking to this other girl and we are going out next week. That shit always happens to me, as soon as i have something lined up it seems like a better option comes into play. Meh fuck it ill probably message her this weekend and see what happens
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteSense of humor, the ladies love it
Also, would it be appropriate to post screenshots of the profiles we encounter?[close]
Dude....that is what has been missing in this thread. I want to see what tit ya'll guys are grabbing these days. I honestly have never been on Tinder and know most of you guys live in all parts of the US, but I want to see what kind of tail are on these apps.[close]
Nah, I be getting ignored after telling them I'm 5'7" or no replies but I've definitely seen some kooky shit I want to share haha
They ask me and I'm honest. I have joked about them saying they'll stop responding to me and they'll act like it's not true. I enjoy it because it gives me material to joke about with friends.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteSense of humor, the ladies love it
Also, would it be appropriate to post screenshots of the profiles we encounter?[close]
Dude....that is what has been missing in this thread. I want to see what tit ya'll guys are grabbing these days. I honestly have never been on Tinder and know most of you guys live in all parts of the US, but I want to see what kind of tail are on these apps.[close]
Nah, I be getting ignored after telling them I'm 5'7" or no replies but I've definitely seen some kooky shit I want to share haha[close]
Why would you tell them that? I never share my height over tinder (same height as you)
^Just learn how to dunk. So if a girl does ask you height just say "tall enough to dunk a basketball"
Also good job on being honest jeff, i wasn't in the beginning when i first made a tinder account. I used photos from like 2011 and i made it in like 2014 or 2015. I got really fucking fat but just didn't notice cause i never left the house. Had a girl just straight up left as soon as she saw me which i completely get, i was a fat fucking mess. I even had fat people call me fat but they are still fat and now i have a decent body so go fuck yourselves fattys
did you eat the pizza before or after you jerked off?
did you eat the pizza before or after you jerked off?
Expand Quotedid you eat the pizza before or after you jerked off?[close]
Before and as soon as i jerked off i just passed out
I found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.
But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.
I found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.
But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.
Expand QuoteI found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.
But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.[close]
Mrs. Carroll on tinder. confirmed.
Tobey....where do you live again? Seems so chill to just meet up, eat pizza and watch a movie. In SF, you literally have to wine and dine these bitches, only to get a cell number.
Yeah, I read Tobey's exploits and I'm like, "Holy shit that sounds easy, why am I not on Tinder?"
Then I hear from girls who use it like it's eHarmony or OKCupid and that situation sounds like a nightmare.
Do you need a username like Onlywanttofuck?
(https://preview.ibb.co/nLqHTv/Screenshot_2015_07_13_21_25_26.png)I know I looked at this and was like, "girl?...what girl?"
didn't match unfortunately but where the fuck is that!?!?
The amputee standing in front of that giant rock wave.I know I looked at this and was like, "girl?...what girl?"Expand Quote(https://preview.ibb.co/nLqHTv/Screenshot_2015_07_13_21_25_26.png)
didn't match unfortunately but where the fuck is that!?!?[close]
Expand QuoteTobey....where do you live again? Seems so chill to just meet up, eat pizza and watch a movie. In SF, you literally have to wine and dine these bitches, only to get a cell number.[close]
suburbs of philly. I get the date pretty easily cause in my region we are kind of known for upside down pizza, which is sauce on the top and cheese on the bottom. The girls never have it so i suggest that and they are down. Also i spend maybe just 10 dollars on the date, the whole pizza costs like 9 dollars, i give the place a couple dollars for tip and i always have leftovers so i eat it for dinner the next day. I could imagine its way harder living in the city to pick the right spot for a first date and not blow your money
Reminds me of this IG accountThe amputee standing in front of that giant rock wave.Expand QuoteI know I looked at this and was like, "girl?...what girl?"Expand Quote(https://preview.ibb.co/nLqHTv/Screenshot_2015_07_13_21_25_26.png)
didn't match unfortunately but where the fuck is that!?!?[close][close]
didn't match unfortunately but where the fuck is that!?!?outback australia
Reminds me of this IG accountExpand QuoteThe amputee standing in front of that giant rock wave.Expand QuoteI know I looked at this and was like, "girl?...what girl?"Expand Quote(https://preview.ibb.co/nLqHTv/Screenshot_2015_07_13_21_25_26.png)
didn't match unfortunately but where the fuck is that!?!?[close][close][close]
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Expand QuoteExpand QuoteTobey....where do you live again? Seems so chill to just meet up, eat pizza and watch a movie. In SF, you literally have to wine and dine these bitches, only to get a cell number.[close]
suburbs of philly. I get the date pretty easily cause in my region we are kind of known for upside down pizza, which is sauce on the top and cheese on the bottom. The girls never have it so i suggest that and they are down. Also i spend maybe just 10 dollars on the date, the whole pizza costs like 9 dollars, i give the place a couple dollars for tip and i always have leftovers so i eat it for dinner the next day. I could imagine its way harder living in the city to pick the right spot for a first date and not blow your money[close]
naw b, theres more girls in the city, and more places with really good cheap food.
is it worth it? fun? recently got a smartphone
and i am definitely desperate enough to try it.
Expand Quoteis it worth it? fun? recently got a smartphone
and i am definitely desperate enough to try it.[close]
Yes it is worth it. If you love pussy, this is the app for you!
^^^^^^^So as much as the app boost your ego, does it also crush it as well? I'd imagine getting ignored that much is equivalent to going to bars and getting declined in person.
My buddy just got divorced. He is on there and swipes a 100% of all the girls to see if there could be a match. He's an older guy in his late 30's but man, even at that.....he's pulling some bullshit prospects with most have also been divorced and with kids. He slays them all down but all these chicks get super attached really fast to the point where some of them get super mad at him. I mean this is Tinder after all. The whole purpose is to just hook up, not get married. He even makes Tinder look god damn awful but maybe that is more of an older thing. I'd imagine most of the younger people using it really just doesn't give two shits.
update on gettin back on tindy
it's been a few days. had a few matches, some I have been interested in, some not. Like I said before I am newly single and I'm just looking for hook ups.
questions:
1.) How long do ya'll wait while messaging before asking for a girl's #?
2.) bio help. mine feels so lame and I think i can do better. mine just says "music and skate nerd. csulb(college i go to)" what else should i be puttin in there? my height? I'm 6'2 so i think i got that going for me
fuck i just want to get laid. I used tinder a few years ago twice and it was gr888. this time around it feels like i gotta put in a lot of work and im feeling lazy as shit
haha. a 20 percent success rate, sounds good to me.Expand QuoteExpand Quoteis it worth it? fun? recently got a smartphone
and i am definitely desperate enough to try it.[close]
Yes it is worth it. If you love pussy, this is the app for you![close]
Also if you love getting ignored by 80 percent of your matches then you will love it too
Some girls do get really fucking clingy and this is before i even met them. One girl from okcupid had her age like 20 or 19 and we talked and skyped and then she fucking tells me shes 16. I'm not a drunk pile of shit anymore so i wasn't gonna risk faking my own death for her so i told her to stop talking to me. She even said i accept you having a drinking problem, you cant accept me for my age? I ONLY TALKED TO HER ONE NIGHT TOO.
can you post a successful conversation with a confirmed girl? we need something to compare that to.
In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.
Expand QuoteIn my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.[close]
Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate!
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteIn my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.[close]
Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate![close]
I would be totally fine with that if people actually want to do it
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteIn my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.[close]
Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate![close]
I would be totally fine with that if people actually want to do it[close]
Fuck yeah I'd be down. I guess when on a date or talking to a girl, give us options to choose from and the majority of the answers you have to go with. Maybe start off simple like a "what should I say next?" or "where should we hang out/what to do?" kinda stuff so it wont fail your date completely.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteIn my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.[close]
Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate![close]
I would be totally fine with that if people actually want to do it[close]
Fuck yeah I'd be down. I guess when on a date or talking to a girl, give us options to choose from and the majority of the answers you have to go with. Maybe start off simple like a "what should I say next?" or "where should we hang out/what to do?" kinda stuff so it wont fail your date completely.[close]
Ill just post my next match and her bio and anybody that comes up with a response that I or majority of people on here like ill say it. Ill do it this weekend so hopefully people are drunk and come up with the stupidest shit that will embarrass me the most
Eric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.
I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha
Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.
Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?
Expand QuoteEric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.
I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha
Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.
Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?[close]
Is it a premium that you have to pay for?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteEric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.
I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha
Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.
Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?[close]
Is it a premium that you have to pay for?[close]
Kinda, but it's a version of tinder for celebrities or people with a high amount of matches
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteEric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.
I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha
Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.
Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?[close]
Is it a premium that you have to pay for?[close]
Kinda, but it's a version of tinder for celebrities or people with a high amount of matches[close]
I automatically dont qualify :'(. Plus I'm not paying to hookup with people.
Some girl unmatched me. Her bio said "lets go on an adventure", so i sent a message saying can we play pokemon go on our adventure?
I dont even play that anymore but thought it would be funny to say. Guess she just thought of me as a huge loser for saying that, i mean shes not wrong
If you don't post pictures of your arms being bro you won't get any matches.
Ever since i posted these two photos of my arms being the most bro ever i been getting way more matches than usual.
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Also might be the new fuck boy hair cut
^Funny story about the baby. Girls actually get non stoke that im not a single fatherSeriously? (For me that's crazy like.) What do they say?
Seriously? (For me that's crazy like.) What do they say?Expand Quote^Funny story about the baby. Girls actually get non stoke that im not a single father[close]
i'm a lil confused, had a match with a girl, none of her profile pics are real, the blonde is in fact an ethiopian black girl (?) who wants to meet me quickly to be friends(???), and doesn't want to post real pics...i feel like it's a trap, is it ?
(i'm a real single father ;D)
thanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes ;))
Expand Quotethanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes ;))[close]
I had like a 2 week phase of doing the clever "send nudes*" on snapchat and sent it to a few girls I had matched with and never connected for whatever reason. I was alarmed at my ~5-10% success rate so I started to add any girl that gave her snapchat on tinder. It was pretty cool. I ran out of ideas, and the more clever ones had a better rate of return.
*for reference see https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/)
Expand QuoteExpand Quotethanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes ;))[close]
I had like a 2 week phase of doing the clever "send nudes*" on snapchat and sent it to a few girls I had matched with and never connected for whatever reason. I was alarmed at my ~5-10% success rate so I started to add any girl that gave her snapchat on tinder. It was pretty cool. I ran out of ideas, and the more clever ones had a better rate of return.
*for reference see https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/)[close]
this is so good hahaha. 10/10 A+ i bet at least you get laughs back
update: created bumble account and have been gettin way more matches on there. couldn't tell ya why but i feel like it's better selection over there ?\_(ツ)_/?
also kinda nice that the girls have to message first so i don't have to muster up some shitty opener
What is the main difference between Tinder and Bumble? Would you get totally different girls from one app t the other?
What is the main difference between Tinder and Bumble? Would you get totally different girls from one app t the other?
What is the main difference between Tinder and Bumble? Would you get totally different girls from one app t the other?
I have seen at least 20 girls since yesterday with the bio "send me 5 dollars and see what happens". Disappointed that so many girls here are so unoriginal.If someone falls for this trifling shit you deserve it...
If you saw the instagram post thats viral you know what im talking about. If you don't some girl posted that as her bio and guys asks "what does the 5 dollars get me"? She says "send it and find out", after they send it she just unmatches them. Gotta give it to her though, thats super funny but still kind of a dick move. Don't fall for it fellas
If someone falls for this trifling shit you deserve it...Expand QuoteI have seen at least 20 girls since yesterday with the bio "send me 5 dollars and see what happens". Disappointed that so many girls here are so unoriginal.
If you saw the instagram post thats viral you know what im talking about. If you don't some girl posted that as her bio and guys asks "what does the 5 dollars get me"? She says "send it and find out", after they send it she just unmatches them. Gotta give it to her though, thats super funny but still kind of a dick move. Don't fall for it fellas[close]
I have seen at least 20 girls since yesterday with the bio "send me 5 dollars and see what happens". Disappointed that so many girls here are so unoriginal.
If you saw the instagram post thats viral you know what im talking about. If you don't some girl posted that as her bio and guys asks "what does the 5 dollars get me"? She says "send it and find out", after they send it she just unmatches them. Gotta give it to her though, thats super funny but still kind of a dick move. Don't fall for it fellas
^Funny story about the baby. Girls actually get non stoke that im not a single father
Expand QuoteExpand Quotethanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes ;))[close]
I had like a 2 week phase of doing the clever "send nudes*" on snapchat and sent it to a few girls I had matched with and never connected for whatever reason. I was alarmed at my ~5-10% success rate so I started to add any girl that gave her snapchat on tinder. It was pretty cool. I ran out of ideas, and the more clever ones had a better rate of return.
*for reference see https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/)[close]
this is so good hahaha. 10/10 A+ i bet at least you get laughs back
update: created bumble account and have been gettin way more matches on there. couldn't tell ya why but i feel like it's better selection over there ?\_(ツ)_/?
also kinda nice that the girls have to message first so i don't have to muster up some shitty opener
I matched with someone today, got her number and were gonna eat dinner tonight! Yaygood luck. you don't wanna let the other broad make you sour on girls. get you a rebound and keep it moving [HOPPS].....
Matched a polish girl who also plays ukulele. After a bit she's like I just finished lesson and I'm down for a beer in the park, wanna join?
And there I am catching the train to go back to my hometown for the weekend as I read the message.. fuck sake, and yeah I'm that desperate.
I'll text her again on Monday, you never try you never know.
So far though:
Tinder:getting laid=LinkedIn:getting ajoblaid
Update:
Went on date with said girl from above. Went to eat Thai food and ice cream. Talked and walked around a bit then took her home. We hugged and kissed and I had an awkward boner.
Expand QuoteUpdate:
Went on date with said girl from above. Went to eat Thai food and ice cream. Talked and walked around a bit then took her home. We hugged and kissed and I had an awkward boner.[close]
How old are you? I assume no drinking?
For people and their experience, is drinking or even smoking a lead into getting laid on a Tinder date? I always think a girl would get super scared to fuck unless they were drunk/high or just sexually deviant.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteUpdate:
Went on date with said girl from above. Went to eat Thai food and ice cream. Talked and walked around a bit then took her home. We hugged and kissed and I had an awkward boner.[close]
How old are you? I assume no drinking?
For people and their experience, is drinking or even smoking a lead into getting laid on a Tinder date? I always think a girl would get super scared to fuck unless they were drunk/high or just sexually deviant.[close]
26. Going to some bars with her tonight. I didn't feel like fucking her that night because I'm not really into fucking people I just meet. She was pretty touchy with me though, so we'll see where it goes.
update:
had sex last night
^ I took girls to bars or after the date get a six pack and watch a movie at my house. I had more dates during my drinking days so got laid a lot more than sober me. For sober me i got laid like 2 or maybe 3 times? It really all just depends on the girl. Like you don't want to be that dude who gets the girl wasted on a date then take advantage of them, that was like me but the other way around. Its pretty easy making a girl relaxed without drinking. For me i just don't shut up on dates, ill talk about anything for any amount of time, i just hate awkward silence. The only time i don't talk is when im eating, thats my time and no one is going to disturb me from it.I talked to a girl for like 2 weeks that would always use alcohol as her scapegoat to basically be a slut, best blowjobs I ever got. Maybe that's a noteworthy correlation...
I talked to a girl for like 2 weeks that would always use alcohol as her scapegoat to basically be a slut, best blowjobs I ever got. Maybe that's a noteworthy correlation...Expand Quote^ I took girls to bars or after the date get a six pack and watch a movie at my house. I had more dates during my drinking days so got laid a lot more than sober me. For sober me i got laid like 2 or maybe 3 times? It really all just depends on the girl. Like you don't want to be that dude who gets the girl wasted on a date then take advantage of them, that was like me but the other way around. Its pretty easy making a girl relaxed without drinking. For me i just don't shut up on dates, ill talk about anything for any amount of time, i just hate awkward silence. The only time i don't talk is when im eating, thats my time and no one is going to disturb me from it.[close]
I got that rape powder on deck if yall need it.
I have just been sending every match a gif of a girl licking a banana and it has gotten girls to reply way more than me trying to have a conversation. Going out with one tuesday. I got high hopes.
Quote from: Nate link=topic=76337.msg2627262#msg2627262 date=1491162067Expand QuoteI have just been sending every match a gif of a girl licking a banana and it has gotten girls to reply way more than me trying to have a conversation. Going out with one tuesday. I got high hopes.[close]
Word up. I would add that unless you get the unmatch, keep slinging those messages. And weird is actually good. I say crazy shit, no response for a few days, follow up with that gif, start getting responses back. The biggest mistake dudes make is trying to play it too cool or nice guy. That shit's played.
Good luck tomorrow
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Just fuck her already
She better be into rites of springold Fall Out Boy and not new Fall Out Boy. If she likes new Fall Out Boy she's not a keeper.
Expand QuoteShe better be into Fugazi.rites of springold Fall Out Boy and not new Fall Out Boy. If she likes new Fall Out Boy she's not a keeper.[close]
Expand QuoteShe better be into One Last Wishrites of spring fugaziold Fall Out Boy and not new Fall Out Boy. If she likes new Fall Out Boy she's not a keeper.[close]
Just out of curiosity really, do you guys get to fuck girls at first date? Speaking with a couple of friends that doesn't happen over here.
I went out with the ukulele girl and drank beers at the park, it was a rad sunny afternoon. But then at the end of the date I always get so Alex Olson and cannot think to try and violate a woman like that (not in a public park, at home).
I always enjoy the date but then coming home I feel like a 40yo bachelor from the Ruhr.
Just out of curiosity really, do you guys get to fuck girls at first date? Speaking with a couple of friends that doesn't happen over here.
I went out with the ukulele girl and drank beers at the park, it was a rad sunny afternoon. But then at the end of the date I always get so Alex Olson and cannot think to try and violate a woman like that (not in a public park, at home).
I always enjoy the date but then coming home I feel like a 40yo bachelor from the Ruhr.
Edit: I don't know shit about poland besides the basic geographic stuff and she's polish so I made her watch the beginning of Michal Juras part from in search of the miraculous and she recognised the curved roof where he does kickflip wheelie as some common place where you go to drink beers by the river.
Expand QuoteQuote from: Nate link=topic=76337.msg2627262#msg2627262 date=1491162067Expand QuoteI have just been sending every match a gif of a girl licking a banana and it has gotten girls to reply way more than me trying to have a conversation. Going out with one tuesday. I got high hopes.[close]
Word up. I would add that unless you get the unmatch, keep slinging those messages. And weird is actually good. I say crazy shit, no response for a few days, follow up with that gif, start getting responses back. The biggest mistake dudes make is trying to play it too cool or nice guy. That shit's played.
Good luck tomorrow
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I was about to say how I got my 1st match in a month and it ended up being a bot. Another didn't reply but, damn. Now I know. Thanks!
This thing has wrecked my confidence again of late. If only you could take over my account for a while, tobey. I'm not even kidding it's pathetic.
This thing has wrecked my confidence again of late. If only you could take over my account for a while, tobey. I'm not even kidding it's pathetic.
This thing has wrecked my confidence again of late. If only you could take over my account for a while, tobey. I'm not even kidding it's pathetic.
Yo so I just got a Tinder after trying Bumble for a week (that shit sucks) and it's been interesting. I went to two shows with one girl, a lot of strange stuff happened, and I'm really trying to hang out with her again. I gotta ask tho, how do you guys usually start a conversation with? I've matched with a few girls that just never messaged me back, which is a bummer. You guys ever hit them with the double message?
Expand QuoteYo so I just got a Tinder after trying Bumble for a week (that shit sucks) and it's been interesting. I went to two shows with one girl, a lot of strange stuff happened, and I'm really trying to hang out with her again. I gotta ask tho, how do you guys usually start a conversation with? I've matched with a few girls that just never messaged me back, which is a bummer. You guys ever hit them with the double message?[close]
Never do the double message, they think its desperate and go running. Ive never used tinder but i cant even imagine how i'd start a conversation, i would feel the pressure. Whats the difference between tinder and bumble?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteYo so I just got a Tinder after trying Bumble for a week (that shit sucks) and it's been interesting. I went to two shows with one girl, a lot of strange stuff happened, and I'm really trying to hang out with her again. I gotta ask tho, how do you guys usually start a conversation with? I've matched with a few girls that just never messaged me back, which is a bummer. You guys ever hit them with the double message?[close]
Never do the double message, they think its desperate and go running. Ive never used tinder but i cant even imagine how i'd start a conversation, i would feel the pressure. Whats the difference between tinder and bumble?[close]
True. I stay away from the double message unless its a back to back message. Although someone on here said they had luck doing the "hi" *wait a few hours* "so whats up?".
I usually just say "hello *insert name here*. How is your life going?" or something like that. Depending on the person, you could maybe say something that's weird like "I have a strong obsession with wooden toys" or something along those lines. Just make yourself stand out. And if the girls don't respond? Fuck it, they probably fucking some fuckboi right then and there. You don't need that bullshit. There's always more out there, just be patient. A girl WILL want you.
Bumble is tinder but the girl responds first. Kinda lame.
Anyway I'm still dating that girl but this tinder girl I matched right before her still texts me. I don't know why. We stopped texting a while ago and comes out of the blue yesterday asking how my weekend was. So weird.
^you gotta make something out of it if you matched her on two platforms.Any ideas this shit is still super confusing ???
gonna start swiping in australia as motivation to go visit. also kinda convinced there's nobody in Portland for me.
Recently became single again, one of the first good looking girls i matched with that i messaged replied saying, "i think i go to university with your girlfriend" i replied how we aren't together anymore now were planning to go out for some drinks on the weekend.
To answer a question asked about sex on the first date, personally i think I've been decently lucky with that and had it happen around 50% of the time, but most of them didn't last very long after that happened.
gonna start swiping in australia as motivation to go visit. also kinda convinced there's nobody in Portland for me.
To answer a question asked about sex on the first date, personally i think I've been decently lucky with that and had it happen around 50% of the time, but most of them didn't last very long after that happened.
So I had been talking to this tinder girl for a few days and everything had been going pretty well. One night she had asked me what I was doing and I sent her a selfie of me doing a kickflip and she got super stoked, like she straight up said she was aroused. So I was pretty hyped to hang out with this girl but when I met her, I just couldn't do it. I already knew that she was super different from me, but after going on a coffee date and talking for awhile, it really got to me and I kinda just lost interest. She texted me that night saying that she had fun and we should hang out again and I didn't text her back until the next day and haven't talked to her since.
Sorry I failed you boys but I wanted to tell this story just for the kickflip thing lol.
So I had been talking to this tinder girl for a few days and everything had been going pretty well. One night she had asked me what I was doing and I sent her a selfie of me doing a kickflip and she got super stoked, like she straight up said she was aroused. So I was pretty hyped to hang out with this girl but when I met her, I just couldn't do it. I already knew that she was super different from me, but after going on a coffee date and talking for awhile, it really got to me and I kinda just lost interest. She texted me that night saying that she had fun and we should hang out again and I didn't text her back until the next day and haven't talked to her since.
Sorry I failed you boys but I wanted to tell this story just for the kickflip thing lol.
how does a kickflip-selfie look like?
like a photo of your grimace full on
concentration trying to land a flip?
Expand Quotehow does a kickflip-selfie look like?
like a photo of your grimace full on
concentration trying to land a flip?[close]
Let?cia was posting a bunch of Go Pro ads on her story and she was doing just that. Riding around with a selfish stick and doing her thing. Popping high with a smile on her face and laughing at bails.
Hahahahahahaha hell no, it wasn't a legit selfie I just pointed my phone down and took a video of my feet doing the kickflip.Expand Quotehow does a kickflip-selfie look like?
like a photo of your grimace full on
concentration trying to land a flip?[close]
Let?cia was posting a bunch of Go Pro ads on her story and she was doing just that. Riding around with a selfish stick and doing her thing. Popping high with a smile on her face and laughing at bails.
Well you definitely did blow it with that girl, but sometimes we discuss skateboarding on this website.
I too have sent the selfie kf a few times to possible filling stations (aka tinder girls), but more likely the selfie boardslide or front board on the park rail because I know I'll land that first try whereas the kf will always make frustrated because my flip tricks are atrocious for the most part.
Recently became single again, one of the first good looking girls i matched with that i messaged replied saying, "i think i go to university with your girlfriend" i replied how we aren't together anymore now were planning to go out for some drinks on the weekend.
To answer a question asked about sex on the first date, personally i think I've been decently lucky with that and had it happen around 50% of the time, but most of them didn't last very long after that happened.
Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling. A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer. They tried to get a couple grand out of him. They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.
I'd feel cheated if that happened to me... especially because I come from a CULTURE where BOOTY is important as fuck and she has it. I won't lie, I'd literally cry and mean it. You were a scholar and gentleman, Tobey.
Has anyone on SLAP gotten an STD from fucking a tinder slut?
wow thanks tobey.
Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling. A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer. They tried to get a couple grand out of him. They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.
Yeah, that's pretty much what happened. It wasn't on tinder, it was some other app that I'm not familiar with. Some girl matched up with him, sent nudes, he sent a video of him shaking his shit back. I guess they found him on facebook, threatened to release the video. Anyway, he got the cops involved, the ip was traced back to china, so far no video has been released but he gets clowned pretty hard for telling us.Expand QuoteTomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling. A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer. They tried to get a couple grand out of him. They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.[close]
I want to hear more about this. The chinese scammer sent a pic of your buddys family to him? So like they were trying to blackmail him with his own dick pics in exchange for a couple of grand?
Expand QuoteTomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling. A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer. They tried to get a couple grand out of him. They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.[close]
I'm like offended we ever got matched up. Does she think im fat?
Expand QuoteHas anyone on SLAP gotten an STD from fucking a tinder slut?[close]
Wow this might be the first time i kooked someone in years.
wow thanks tobey.
tobey is a tinderslutgod confirmed
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Tobey is just the awkward nice guy on tinder who can just make girls laugh but not cum
you know what we want to see, tobes.
I've been ill at bed for almost a week and I wonder how nobody madre a tv show about the new dating scene, imagine constanza,seinfeld,ktamer and elaine arguiing about their experiences on tinder or whatever dating app. If it was half funny as tobeys' stories I'd be all over it.
not much of a tinder experience but a college one, but i got a booty call (of sorts) last night that was basically 'come play mario kart in my room' so i kicked it with her anda friend for like an hour only to get booted by the roommate (for a fair reason). then we wandered around campus landmarks until 4am and made out for a moment
???
i'll try again friday
Expand QuoteI've been ill at bed for almost a week and I wonder how nobody madre a tv show about the new dating scene, imagine constanza,seinfeld,ktamer and elaine arguiing about their experiences on tinder or whatever dating app. If it was half funny as tobeys' stories I'd be all over it.[close]
One of the new episodes for Aziz Ansari's show master of none is based on these apps. His pickup line for the app is " Hey going to whole foods, want anything"?
Fun stuff: after a month of barely using the app I went on and did the classic everything-goes right swipe, then they asked me to review the app and I gave it one star saying like: I wish I could actually get laid *laughcryemoji*, boom 3 matches in a few minutes!
One is maybe too hot for me and will ghost me, the other two are kinda meh (but one is an aerospace eng and that is hot), but I have a very low self esteem and see the app as a 'gym' to build up social skills to then apply to 'real life' girls, so I might as well go on and see.
Expand QuoteFun stuff: after a month of barely using the app I went on and did the classic everything-goes right swipe, then they asked me to review the app and I gave it one star saying like: I wish I could actually get laid *laughcryemoji*, boom 3 matches in a few minutes!
One is maybe too hot for me and will ghost me, the other two are kinda meh (but one is an aerospace eng and that is hot), but I have a very low self esteem and see the app as a 'gym' to build up social skills to then apply to 'real life' girls, so I might as well go on and see.[close]
Don't be intimidated by jobs or degrees. Sometimes the hardest catches are the girls who are cashiers and take online business classes (not a bad thing, just the standard), or even the ones who have nothing going for themselves.
Still no tinder, but 375 lbs dead lift and banging this tiny chick.I wanna be like you when I grow up
You need a TV show Tobey. Get "OK-Cupid" to sponsor it and have the show called "Okay, Stupid", where you just take dates to Arby's.
You'd be fucking rich and you could fix your ankle and we could be blessed with your ledge footy again.
not much of a tinder experience but a college one, but i got a booty call (of sorts) last night that was basically 'come play mario kart in my room' so i kicked it with her anda friend for like an hour only to get booted by the roommate (for a fair reason). then we wandered around campus landmarks until 4am and made out for a momenti've been seeing her since 8)
???
i'll try again friday
I'm on the okcupid subreddit sometimes and I've seen a few threads complaining about this line since the show rolled out. tread lightly, brothersExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI've been ill at bed for almost a week and I wonder how nobody madre a tv show about the new dating scene, imagine constanza,seinfeld,ktamer and elaine arguiing about their experiences on tinder or whatever dating app. If it was half funny as tobeys' stories I'd be all over it.[close]
One of the new episodes for Aziz Ansari's show master of none is based on these apps. His pickup line for the app is " Hey going to whole foods, want anything"?[close]
Tried this recently and have since acquired a number
Some of the green apple guys took over my tinder yesterday, from there cheesy pick up lines I've gotten offered anal, they told a girl i get nike flow for shoes and now she wants to hangout this week, also how do i embed a photo i will post the convo
I am utterly amazed Andy Roy has a thick set of hair. I would have thought his shit is all fucked up.
So they girl I met on here a few months ago left me. I'm really bummed. She was the best. I don't think I'm gonna be able to do Tinder again for a while. Any suggestions on getting over this?Cry a little, drink a questionable amount, try to make the pain productive by picking up an instrument or something creative, and realize that some people are only meant for the season and move on just like she has. Sorry to hear though
I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?
There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.
I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?what does her bio say? maybe they're looking for a bowl skater. does the pro wear c
There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.
I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?
There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.
I found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.
But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.
I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?
There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.
Expand QuoteI found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.
But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.[close]Expand QuoteI found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?
There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.[close]
Different one or same one?
went to the capital over the weekend, and as I was swimming in the river
my friends decided to downlod tinder on my phone. i haven't really fooled
around much with the app. they mostly did. matched some i did not write
them. i dunno maybe i will give it a more serious try when i'm back home
^Damn! Let us know how that works out. I'm in a virtually sexless marriage and my wife has occasionally said she wouldn't mind me fooling around on the side, but realistically I can't figure out how that would ever happen. I also think she'd change her mind and freak out.
^Damn! Let us know how that works out. I'm in a virtually sexless marriage and my wife has occasionally said she wouldn't mind me fooling around on the side, but realistically I can't figure out how that would ever happen. I also think she'd change her mind and freak out.
Expand Quotewent to the capital over the weekend, and as I was swimming in the river
my friends decided to downlod tinder on my phone. i haven't really fooled
around much with the app. they mostly did. matched some i did not write
them. i dunno maybe i will give it a more serious try when i'm back home[close]
aah, i was in vienna the weekend before, and the coming one. dang. (and yes, by that i mean i would have swiped right when seeing you.)
Cry a little, drink a questionable amount, try to make the pain productive by picking up an instrument or something creative, and realize that some people are only meant for the season and move on just like she has. Sorry to hear thoughExpand QuoteSo they girl I met on here a few months ago left me. I'm really bummed. She was the best. I don't think I'm gonna be able to do Tinder again for a while. Any suggestions on getting over this?[close]
Got back on here since I'm not with my girlfriend anymore, haven't used it in 2 years and didn't really want to ever get back on it, but fuck it. So far nothing has happened, am I the only one that goes through the phase of getting no matches at all for days?Nope, I'm in the same boat. Just means we're ugly bums
Expand QuoteCry a little, drink a questionable amount, try to make the pain productive by picking up an instrument or something creative, and realize that some people are only meant for the season and move on just like she has. Sorry to hear thoughExpand QuoteSo they girl I met on here a few months ago left me. I'm really bummed. She was the best. I don't think I'm gonna be able to do Tinder again for a while. Any suggestions on getting over this?[close][close]
Jesus fucking Christ what do you want him to kill himself or something? Creative people are constantly depressed, that's why they all kill themselves. Terrible advice. Hooman listen to me, don't you dare even consider doing some pussy shit like picking up an instrument or writing poetry. You need to get back into the game. Its been two weeks since she left you, you should have done a good deal of crying by now, that's good to get out of the way. The best way of getting over one girl is by getting another girl. Seriously that's all it takes. i want you to set a goal of fucking 3 new girls as soon as possible. Get tinder asap and nuke it. A girl leaving you is heartbreaking but you will forget all about it once you start getting some new pussy, after 3 everything will be all good. Its the only way.
update:
The girl I matched with and talking to asked me twice if I had IG and snapchat, when I added her on both as soon as I got her number. She added me back for both as well....she must be talking to lots of guys because I don't think she even knows who I am.
So I'm back to Tinder. HELLO LADIES......... I just hope this time isn't as depressing as the last one. The few matches I've got in my brief last stint amounted to less than nothing. There was this girl, a literature student, who was definitely fat from the blurry, carefully crafted profile picture, but who sounded really mellow and sensitive, and had pictures flaunting our college campus. She sounded cool and I needed a friend, and things looked promising. We became friends quickly, although she was a lot less interesting than I imagined. Not like I'm MR. COOL ICE or anything, but bear with me.
I met her at my graduation and was absolutely shocked at her sheer size. It was awkward. I know this is extremely shallow to say, but she had trouble walking, got easily winded, too. I just couldn't pretend that I was interested, although I did my best to chat, to pretend that my nerves were all about the imminence of finally grabbing the diploma and such.
In that same week, however, my ex-gf and I made things official, which made the girl very upset... she acted as if I was trying to make a mistress out of her or something like that. Now we study together in grad school. She hates me, always gives me the eye, and she studied with most of our class, so... fuck her. She actually has to put on the school desk, like a zither, as she's too big to sit on normal school desks. And she does nothing in class but draw the crassest, kitschiest doodles in Corel Draw. I know that because she does her best to sit in my view. I really hate my stupid life.
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from googling "brazilian zither"
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Oh wow. That's exactly it! I haven't seen one of these since childhood. Back in the day, I'd tangle my action figures on the strings, and that was all good, since no one knew how to play it. Every once in a while, a small one would fall inside the sound hole and I would take forever to fish the thumbless fake GI Joes out. Good times.
Question: what do you guys put on your bio?
So many girls are all about that shit including my ex girl... ironically I think a lot of them are atheists. So you're telling me you don't believe in any form of a God that created things to be a certain way but you think that what time of year you were born means you're predisposed to be a certain way? "No but like, the zodiac is based around astrology and science"... I don't have it in my bio, but maybe I should include my zodiac sign just because they all seem to eat it up.
I took a shot at the astrologists, "I'd rather get to know you through experience than judge you based upon what star you happened to be born under."
Expand QuoteI tried I really did but now im back on bullshit, saw my ex on there yesterday , the world keeps spinning :)[close]
The real question is... did you like her or not? I've seen some familiar faces on my newest run. A professor who is hot but totally bonkers, who, sadly, I unliked on accident (not that she'd want anything from me...), students from the campus I work in (NOPE), and some people I knew from college... I'm being super picky and the likes still run out fast. Not "pointy elbows" picky, but just trying to like people who could potentially have a positive connection with me.
what the hell should my profile look like? i'm not big on selfies so i have no idea what to put. I've been on pof for a month now and keep getting left on read, it's giving me the blues
Another big reason I wasn't interested in Tinder before. It definitely gets old meeting someone new all the time, especially someone you feel like you have to tell all about yourself, just to get to smash with no intentions of taking anything further. I've hooked up with a couple girls in the past on there, but I just got over the process of talking to girls I really wasn't interested in, half of whom are all obviously so socially awkward they need Tinder to be that medium for meeting people... just to have them tell me they're "filling in blanks" while talking to me because they think I'm awkward. It's almost like a different Dunning-Kruger effect.
repetitively selling yourself like that gets exhausting. I decided I wasn't going to bother going out with anyone unless I was truly enthused and that helped.
Another big reason I wasn't interested in Tinder before. It definitely gets old meeting someone new all the time, especially someone you feel like you have to tell all about yourself, just to get to smash with no intentions of taking anything further. I've hooked up with a couple girls in the past on there, but I just got over the process of talking to girls I really wasn't interested in, half of whom are all obviously so socially awkward they need Tinder to be that medium for meeting people... just to have them tell me they're "filling in blanks" while talking to me because they think I'm awkward. It's almost like a different Dunning-Kruger effect.Expand Quote
repetitively selling yourself like that gets exhausting. I decided I wasn't going to bother going out with anyone unless I was truly enthused and that helped.[close]
I got this girls number (again) that I talked to through Tinder around 3 years ago, and holy shit the idea of what some girls think Tinder is for is pretty crazy. I met up with her back then at like 11 pm to watch The Office or something, and long story short it ended up being like 2 hours of making out and steady groping, including nudity... with no real sexual acts taking place. What it came down to was, apparently she didn't shave anything so she felt insecure and that was because she "didn't know" we might hook up. I personally don't like much hair down there at all, but since I was already there I said fuck it and wasn't gonna complain. Because it had been 2 fucking hours of teasing, I ended up not being able to get a boner and nothing ended up happening. What else could you possibly be thinking that you're getting into with a guy you've never met before coming over at 11 pm that you met through a dating app? She wasn't the last girl that a situation like that occurred.
The real reason I mentioned this, though, is because even though we didn't have sex, we had been NAKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, and she's basically curving me as we speak, even though she already gave me her number again. Keep in mind, this girl isn't even really that attractive. I'd honestly give her like a 6/10, based mostly on how pretty her face is, otherwise she's pretty average, not fat, but like definitely not just skinny or like "thick".
Ironically (or maybe not), every girl I've met in reality is way hotter than any girl I've met on Tinder. It's like what is supposed to be easier is harder, and has worse results than the other option. Maybe Tinder just isn't for me?
Ironically (or maybe not), every girl I've met in reality is way hotter than any girl I've met on Tinder. It's like what is supposed to be easier is harder, and has worse results than the other option. Maybe Tinder just isn't for me?
It's probably because people take a shitload of selfies, before picking the ones which make them look more attractive than they really are.Expand QuoteIronically (or maybe not), every girl I've met in reality is way hotter than any girl I've met on Tinder. It's like what is supposed to be easier is harder, and has worse results than the other option. Maybe Tinder just isn't for me?[close]
Your logic seems circular. If your standards drop when you're on Tinder of course you're going to be less enthused about the women. Online or IRL, you get what you give, although the situation is different. If you're projecting who you are then the compatible people you encounter will recognize it.
But, yeah, online dating isn't for everybody.
I don't have to double message you days after.. but now I just move on and don't waste anymore time.Man if there's one thing I hate about being single it's this bullshit haha god there's so many insecure ass girls that do that delayed messaging or texting, like you can't double text someone or reply too fast because ??????
It's probably because people take a shitload of selfies, before picking the ones which make them look more attractive than they really are.
This and stopping studying 24/7 boosted my confidence so now I fuck around with real girls a lot more and make them laugh. They don't go all 'ewww' anymore. I still think they think I'm gay sometimes but whatever.
I always tell them I'm sound and not a douchebag because that's what they deal with on the app and they appreciate that.. after that it's all downhill.
Expand Quotewhat the hell should my profile look like? i'm not big on selfies so i have no idea what to put. I've been on pof for a month now and keep getting left on read, it's giving me the blues[close]
POF when i was on there was probably the worst dating app, way easier to get catfished on that instead of like bumble or tinder. Maybe try Okcupid too but that app makes you fill all these stupid questions and all you have to do on tinder/bumble is post a couple of pictures and write a bio.
Pictures- use animals or babies. Don't do lame ass mirror selfies, you could maybe get away with that if you're fucking ripped but even then girls will probably think you're a douche/fuck boy.
Bio- If you're tall put your height, anything 6 foot or above you will probably get a girl just to swipe right for you just for that. If you aren't tall be funny, if you aren't funny at least learn corny jokes. Or you can be a rebel and put nothing in your bio but thats fucking boring and lame.
I get where you're coming from tobey, but you really could just delete the app and forgo having to explain yourself at all. It takes seconds. The drama's good for the thread and all, but your lady probably wouldn't be psyched if she found out you kept the app(s) on your phone.
Love this thread. I'm old so it's very interesting to read this stuff play out.
I'm happily married and, no joke, asking for a friend here. What is the typical age range for Tinder?
My buddy is 44 but looks younger. Is that way too old for Tinder or is there another app he should do?
He won't even check it out. I love hearing everyone's crazy stories here.
you have to step out of your comfort zone and stop being so shy. im pretty shy and introverted too and any luck ive ever had with girls has been a result of me doing something that i was nervous to do. put yourself out there, start the conversation, ask for that date, make her know youre interested. if it doesnt work out with one girl, its not a big deal. there are millions of other girls out there.
Expand Quoteyou have to step out of your comfort zone and stop being so shy. im pretty shy and introverted too and any luck ive ever had with girls has been a result of me doing something that i was nervous to do. put yourself out there, start the conversation, ask for that date, make her know youre interested. if it doesnt work out with one girl, its not a big deal. there are millions of other girls out there.[close]
That's the key - it can't be a big deal. If it's life or death it'll never go anywhere. Staying busy helps a lot - if you're doing your own thing, you're not dwelling or worrying. Plus you'll have things to talk about. Take each interaction - conversation, date, etc. - as an opportunity to learn about a person and yourself. If it's all positive, you can't lose.
never really got into tinder before now, but school starts back in a couple weeks so i figure id give it a more serious go. never been in a relationship in my life so i guess I'm pretty new to all this stuff. I really kept to myself and a few good friends in high school and met some nice girls freshmen and sophomore years of college, but friend zoned myself pretty fuckin hard to the point where they probably thought i was gay. i read something online about being shy and getting blinders for one girl. i think that pretty much happened to me, and as i mentioned, i friend zoned myself with this one girl in my major who i really really was into. had a few extremely trashed hookups with random girls from bars but really nothing more. i guess my biggest thing is confidence, and assuming tinder can help with that? i have just always been shy around new people and never really new how to take a potential relationship farther or how to "make a move" on a girl. any straight up tips for any of this stuff?From a standpoint of not being confrontational, yes, but because someone has to match you and can stop messaging you back at any second for whatever reason, no.
From a standpoint of not being confrontational, yes, but because someone has to match you and can stop messaging you back at any second for whatever reason, no.
I deleted my tinder again. Probably will be back later sometime.
my friends all tell me to stop chasing girls and be happy with myself first. Uh......
I deleted my tinder again. Probably will be back later sometime.
my friends all tell me to stop chasing girls and be happy with myself first. Uh......
Thanks guys, it feels a lot better not opening the app every time my mind isn't occupied.
Hope you guys have better luck and all get laid tonight!
was drunk and swiping right on all of them until it told me I had to wait twelve hours...probably going to get some of the grossest matches
I didn't get any more matches maybe because, I put, "Swipe left if you're religious." Nah, I'm just ugly.Expand Quotewas drunk and swiping right on all of them until it told me I had to wait twelve hours...probably going to get some of the grossest matches[close]
Probably, but on the bright side you can stoop to the level of the women that never reply
you're live posting from
the date? if so: gnarred
I made an account. I'm almost certain my profile is cancer because I haven't received a match. I think my photos are as good as they can be without physically going out to take more. I feel like anyone that would find me physically attractive wouldn't like my bio anyway. I made a Bumble account too. I don't know what I'm going to say to anyone that matches with me, but I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get there. Maybe I'll just message Tobey and write whatever he tells me.
Not really stoked, though... it's a long road and Tinder can be a chore.I know I said I was gonna stick with it and get some stories for the boys... but I already deleted it again a few days ago, along with Instagram after having it for like 5 years. Fully deleted my account, but honestly it doesn't feel nearly as much like something is missing as I thought it might. Only thing left is Facebook which I barely use anyway.
I just went above 50 matches and the statistics are tragic:Then you realize matching in real life is actually easier than in apps
- one meeting
- one another meeting trying to scam me
And that's it. Depressing.
Then you realize matching in real life is actually easier than in appsExpand QuoteI just went above 50 matches and the statistics are tragic:
- one meeting
- one another meeting trying to scam me
And that's it. Depressing.[close]
Are you American? If I moved to any foreign country and I had tinder, the first thing you'd read in my bio is that I'm from somewhere else which makes me different and time limited. "Get there while you can"Expand QuoteThen you realize matching in real life is actually easier than in appsExpand QuoteI just went above 50 matches and the statistics are tragic:
- one meeting
- one another meeting trying to scam me
And that's it. Depressing.[close][close]
It is! But I just moved to london for summer and that was the only way when you don't know anyone.
I still make my friends' female friends laugh a lot here which is getting me stoked, confidence is getting higher.. but then they're all engaged and shit. Tough luck but no surrender walk on hold tight. On my way. Sunshine on Leith.
Are you American? If I moved to any foreign country and I had tinder, the first thing you'd read in my bio is that I'm from somewhere else which makes me different and time limited. "Get there while you can"Expand QuoteExpand QuoteThen you realize matching in real life is actually easier than in appsExpand QuoteI just went above 50 matches and the statistics are tragic:
- one meeting
- one another meeting trying to scam me
And that's it. Depressing.[close][close]
It is! But I just moved to london for summer and that was the only way when you don't know anyone.
I still make my friends' female friends laugh a lot here which is getting me stoked, confidence is getting higher.. but then they're all engaged and shit. Tough luck but no surrender walk on hold tight. On my way. Sunshine on Leith.[close]
I fucking hate when women have Bible verses on their profiles. In my head, I'm thinking, "Why do you even have Tinder?" Maybe, I should start sending these women dick pics.A quick summary of tinder profiles around here, usually all in 1 profile:
A quick summary of tinder profiles around here, usually all in 1 profile:Expand QuoteI fucking hate when women have Bible verses on their profiles. In my head, I'm thinking, "Why do you even have Tinder?" Maybe, I should start sending these women dick pics.[close]
-Zodiac sign
-Myers Briggs personality type
-Snapchat and Instagram names ("follow me and it'll be easier to get my attention")
-"Not here to hook up"
-Music lover. Must love dogs.
was drunk and swiping right on all of them until it told me I had to wait twelve hours...probably going to get some of the grossest matches
Expand Quotewas drunk and swiping right on all of them until it told me I had to wait twelve hours...probably going to get some of the grossest matches[close]
I know you have to pay for them, but super likes work. Besides, it allows you to swipe endlessly. When I'm drunk I right swipe them all.
i could drop a ton of knowledge here but i prefer to watch u suffer
I on vacation for two weeks and have NOTHING in terms of plans. Joined this thing called Badoo, don't pay, of course. Will report back if it leads somewhere.
Expand QuoteI on vacation for two weeks and have NOTHING in terms of plans. Joined this thing called Badoo, don't pay, of course. Will report back if it leads somewhere.[close]
Badoo is really trashy and I'd never venture there. But it's supposed to be the be-all, end-all of getting laid, for the thirstiest and brokenest (is that a word?) people only. It's probably worth money, but you'll get your dick wet if you're not repulsive enough and if your standards are down to par.
if you are funny with a nice car just go downtown and chat up randoms people love strangers
I ended my long dry spell sunday night (order of magnitude: years) with this chubby thai girl.
She was packing and moving home so I said I could come to her place and help her with that.
We ordered pizza and chicken wings, ate it all, made her watch the Vice guide to north Korea. Then it happened, she asked me to stay the night so I smoked a little doobie and passed out. Went back at it in the morning, then left.
It was so cute and she was so stoked because she said it was a making-love kinda thing and lot of people she slept with were douchebags.
She also let me see some of the messages people send her on the app and haha holy shit there's some fucked up people out there.
Haven't felt like this since Maiga scored against Tottenham in 2013.
I'm leaving today though, sad.
Maiga goal vs Tottenham (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8bkhX1M9JQ#)
Once again, I'm at the end of my rope. I'm considering to hit the capital city to see this girl I'm not really into. But she's nice and talks about interesting things. She's just not attractive enough for me, though, but I need to quit being a baby and go live and drop the "pointy elbows" attitude and actually go meet someone cool and see what's what.
Once again, I'm at the end of my rope. I'm considering to hit the capital city to see this girl I'm not really into. But she's nice and talks about interesting things. She's just not attractive enough for me, though, but I need to quit being a baby and go live and drop the "pointy elbows" attitude and actually go meet someone cool and see what's what.Let slap judge if her elbows are too pointy
Once again, I'm at the end of my rope. I'm considering to hit the capital city to see this girl I'm not really into. But she's nice and talks about interesting things. She's just not attractive enough for me, though, but I need to quit being a baby and go live and drop the "pointy elbows" attitude and actually go meet someone cool and see what's what.Solution: Turn off the lights when you have sex.
So, I've been out of the game for quite a while and have just started checking out these apps.Your problem is you're reading profiles instead of endlessly swiping right
Things that bug me:
1. Girls who just have a blank profile. I mean, I guess they're just looking for a hook up then. But really, you can't be bothered to write 1 fucking paragraph? If you listen to country music and like guys with lifted trucks I need to know that information up front so I can swipe you the fuck away.
2. Girls who are with a group of friends in all their photos. It's hard to figure out which fucking person they are in the group and then when you do you're usually let down because some of the friends were hotter.
3. Saying you love tacos. No shit, everyone loves tacos.
Also, every girl on Bumble is hot. Like every single one.
Matched with this chick, seemed pretty cute and we had good conversation. Made a plan to get some drinks tomorrow. Exchanged Instagrams, and she seems a little.. bigger than her tinder profile made it out to be. I wasn't trying to be shallow, so I continued talking with intentions of going on our little date.. but now she is just saying wack shit like "fam" and "this bitch" talking about her classmates.
I think I'm just gonna bail
Alllllright guys here we go. Oddly enough things didn't work out between me and that girl who hated that netflix show.... So last night i match with this girl and we agree to meet for drinks. i debated on taking the train there and getting hammered or driving and only having a couple beers. I chose to drive (this detail becomes important later on). i pick her up and we head to the bar, things are going pretty smooth so far. She told me she had just got back from living in paris for the last year and proceeded to order a rainer by pronouncing it rawn-yeigh. i ignored that fact because i was trying to seal da deal ya dig. we keep talking and it turns out she's pretty pretentious, saying like the food in America is so much worse than in paris and how nobody has any culture. Again, i play along because i guess i have no morals. we drink a few rawn-yeighs and go down the street to grab some food. we go to what she describes as a ramen spot (it totally isn't) and order a 15 single skewer of locally raised cruelty free hugged twice a day watched sesame street wholesome virgin gluten free lamb. but again what can i say she was definitely more attractive than me so I'm not arguing. Honestly though i didn't really think she was interested in me. But so heres where shit gets good. we bounce from there and i ask her what she's trying to do. she says she's gonna crash at a friends house for two reasons: One, theres a dude who she was subletting to all year who still lives in her room. Two, she's having a gals night with her friend and going shopping early in the morning. both just seemed like lame excuses but who cares, if she's not feeling it ill drop her off. We get to her friends house and park outside. we exchange pleasantries " i had fun blah blah" and then she leans in to kiss me. stoked. we start making out for a few minutes and she's getting a little hot and bothered and before i can even suggest we just drive to my place she pulls my lil guy ferrari out and starts going down on me. we were just parked in front of her friends house, which is on a somewhat busy road but it was lateish by this point so only a few cars drove by. It was some high school shit. i haddent done that since i became old enough to catch indecent exposure charges. anyways we handled our business and she headed on up to her friends house. It was so rad, one of the best tinder experiences I've had.
Great story, and a reminder that playing it cool is always a solid strategy.It's the only strategy
Tinder girl bailed on me again (2nd time). Over it.
Other tinder girl went back to school out of state.
Meeting another tinder girl sunday for coffee.
Expand QuoteTinder girl bailed on me again (2nd time). Over it.
Other tinder girl went back to school out of state.
Meeting another tinder girl sunday for coffee.[close]
Dear diary,
Removed the stupid account. Mostly because I get enough tight pussy to get by. In related news, I'm thinking more and more about just going for it live, like talking to girls in real life.i'm w/ ya but mostly cause i don't have a phone
Trust the process
Expand QuoteTrust the process[close]
Someone is gonna get injured for rest of the season on the first date.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteTrust the process[close]
Someone is gonna get injured for rest of the season on the first date.[close]
Very rude but true
Alright alright alright. What is the algorithmic formula for Tinder? I've read that new users are pushed to the top of every girl's list for maximum matching ratio, while if you've been on for a while, you're thrown into the bottom of the pit, with a small ratio of matches. Is this true because there has been a major slowdown rate of matches. Or am I just ugly?
When I couldn't decide if I wanted anything to do with Tinder or not, I found that it definitely takes time to get matches, but that might not have anything to do with the algorithm. For example, the longer your account exists, the more time new girls will have to see you.
But then again you (we) are probably just ugly.
A guy I know that slays with the ladies (broke up with his girlfriend of 4 years, fucks 7 new girls within a month) tried Tinder and couldn't get shit for matches over a 2 month period. We tested the theory further with an average looking girl we know, slightly leaning toward the attractive side and she literally got over 100 matches in a row. Tinder is basically just the real world example of what everyone really already knows deep down, which is that women basically have all the deciding power in who they want to date, don't have to have game, a career, personality or really even be attractive, etc. Can't blame them though for guys being so desperate.
Not getting matches but every so often while pooping I throw a few swipes. I'm in a small college town so not expecting anything. But I used to message this girl once a day to twice a week. Yesterday she messaged me 3 months later, started laughing to myself and made a joke about it. Waiting for her to reply next year
The fact that you've had multiple dates with a girl you met on tinder and haven't slayed her yet is kind of fucking it up honestlyi think 'successful' means she took him to suffragette city.
i think 'successful' means she took him to suffragette city.Expand QuoteThe fact that you've had multiple dates with a girl you met on tinder and haven't slayed her yet is kind of fucking it up honestly[close]
if i'm wrong then i agree w/ you.
was the coconut oil for your razor burn?mainly for that but I made a stir-fry with tofu/eggplant/squash/garlic later
#improtantdetails
Oh god I didn’t know about this thread. I have many stories. Last week I matched with a 40-year-old mom who looked like Dustin Dollin. luckily ended up with a 30-year-old Spanish chick who had the biggest tits I’ve ever held in my life and probably like a top 5 girl for me.
Expand QuoteOh god I didn’t know about this thread. I have many stories. Last week I matched with a 40-year-old mom who looked like Dustin Dollin. luckily ended up with a 30-year-old Spanish chick who had the biggest tits I’ve ever held in my life and probably like a top 5 girl for me.[close]
But can she make tapas?
So I’m also talking to an Asian pastry chef… She’s pretty much in the bag but… I asked what she’s into and she said lately exploring “getting dominated“man, that’s a loaded question. There are many types of domination. I personally prefer controlling when they can cum and verbal/mental stuff. Never been into hitting/choking. I will pull some hair and stick my fingers in their mouth. This one girl liked me to spit in her mouth and piss on her, tell her she was a whore/trash.
I played it cool like hell yeah but actually I have no idea what I’m in for. What does she want me to do to her lol. fuck. should be interesting if it happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gru4IfbKlfUman, that’s a loaded question. There are many types of domination. I personally prefer controlling when they can cum and verbal/mental stuff. Never been into hitting/choking. I will pull some hair and stick my fingers in their mouth. This one girl liked me to spit in her mouth and piss on her, tell her she was a whore/trash.Expand QuoteSo I’m also talking to an Asian pastry chef… She’s pretty much in the bag but… I asked what she’s into and she said lately exploring “getting dominated“
I played it cool like hell yeah but actually I have no idea what I’m in for. What does she want me to do to her lol. fuck. should be interesting if it happens[close]
So I’m also talking to an Asian pastry chef… She’s pretty much in the bag but… I asked what she’s into and she said lately exploring “getting dominated“
I played it cool like hell yeah but actually I have no idea what I’m in for. What does she want me to do to her lol. fuck. should be interesting if it happens
Expand QuoteSo I’m also talking to an Asian pastry chef… She’s pretty much in the bag but… I asked what she’s into and she said lately exploring “getting dominated“
I played it cool like hell yeah but actually I have no idea what I’m in for. What does she want me to do to her lol. fuck. should be interesting if it happens[close]
Update: smashed this afternoon. Slapped her around and bit some nipples idk it was cool I guess. I’m slightly concerned by how uneventful this felt to me. I’ve def never slapped a bish across the face while fuckin before and it was very whatever to me. Was perfectly comfortable doin it but also didn’t really do much for me. She liked it, whatever floats her boat I guess. She was hot enough but her voice was kinda deep and more monotone than Guru.
Sorry for the TMI lol, what else could happen in a tinder thread tho.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteSo I’m also talking to an Asian pastry chef… She’s pretty much in the bag but… I asked what she’s into and she said lately exploring “getting dominated“
I played it cool like hell yeah but actually I have no idea what I’m in for. What does she want me to do to her lol. fuck. should be interesting if it happens[close]
Update: smashed this afternoon. Slapped her around and bit some nipples idk it was cool I guess. I’m slightly concerned by how uneventful this felt to me. I’ve def never slapped a bish across the face while fuckin before and it was very whatever to me. Was perfectly comfortable doin it but also didn’t really do much for me. She liked it, whatever floats her boat I guess. She was hot enough but her voice was kinda deep and more monotone than Guru.
Sorry for the TMI lol, what else could happen in a tinder thread tho.[close]
Asian Daria
is tinder wack now?
last time i was on was probably early 2016. met up with around a dozen people, maybe three of them ended up being fun to hang out with, dated one of them for three months.
been trying it out again the last few months. in the same city, but no luck. no one i even want to meet up with. is it me, is it this town (seattle), or is tinder dead?
i guess just miss this thread.
but mostly i miss toby...
How tinder works is this:
When you first start your account, your profile will be pushed to the top so girls/guys would see you first.
This lasts for a week or so.
After a while, your profile will be pushed down so girls/guys will not be seeing your profile as much as the new accounts.
A girl on tinder isn't going to waste her whole day swiping or looking for guys, which leads to your lack of matches.
To counter this, you'll probably have to keep recreating your account so that you'll always be on top.
I feel tinder has slowed down overall anyway, since there is more competition and people just DMing each other now.
Anyway I have nothing else to contribute. Are there any more cool stories?
instagram is the new tinder...
How tinder works is this:i didn't know about this before, so I've been on my 2014 tinder and it's been dead as fuck.
When you first start your account, your profile will be pushed to the top so girls/guys would see you first.
This lasts for a week or so.
After a while, your profile will be pushed down so girls/guys will not be seeing your profile as much as the new accounts.
A girl on tinder isn't going to waste her whole day swiping or looking for guys, which leads to your lack of matches.
To counter this, you'll probably have to keep recreating your account so that you'll always be on top.
I feel tinder has slowed down overall anyway, since there is more competition and people just DMing each other now.
Anyway I have nothing else to contribute. Are there any more cool stories?
Expand Quoteinstagram is the new tinder...[close]
how do people use instagram like this?
like you just dm random people? i've done this with people i've met before, or friends of friends, but never straight dm...
i was on this shit for like 6 months and all i got was a tranny as a match.that’s why i left my home state .
was she hot ? i always have to read the descriptions .
i like how many people despise vegans
ever feel like you're a walking punchline to a joke nobody gets? :D
Expand QuoteExpand Quoteinstagram is the new tinder...[close]
how do people use instagram like this?
like you just dm random people? i've done this with people i've met before, or friends of friends, but never straight dm...[close]
I have been testing this new approach, if they have a insta handle I message them direct. Easier to get a foot in the door, people tend to respond plus you can say something about their photos. However, it does not seem to be effective at leading to real world meet up.
Recently I matched with a girl and we had a solid conversation from the start so we agree to meet for drinks. I get to the bar a few minutes early and text her to say I'm out front. She confirms she's in her Uber and should be there in less than 5 minutes, which to me means she's at least 10 minutes out. Sure enough, after just a couple minutes I see the Uber pull up. She gets out and right away I can tell the photos she's used are heavily doctored. I wouldn't say she's ugly, but definitely not the girl I was expecting to meet. She makes eye contact with me, smiles and walks my direction. I take a deep breath and tell myself to just get through the night...
We hug, and start heading inside. As the bouncer is checking our IDs I ask if she's ever been to this bar before and she tells me she has, but it was a long time ago. Then she kind of gives this sort of side-eye look...
"You're Stephen, right?"
No...
"...Evan?"
Haha nope...
Turns out it was completely the wrong girl and I was the wrong guy for her. My date showed up, as I thought, about 10 minutes after that.
The possee leaves us and she proceeds to check me for track marks.
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What the fuck
Hell yeah new match
(https://i.ibb.co/LZ92P9F/1090-F605-28-BF-44-EC-9-E9-A-AFAE807335-C9.jpg) (https://ibb.co/4V45f4q)
100%. like she wanted a junkie as her babies step-father. or maybe she did.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteThe possee leaves us and she proceeds to check me for track marks.[close]
What the fuck[close]
Yeah, I mean I had on long sleeves since it was winter. If that justifies it ha
100%. like she wanted a junkie as her babies step-father. or maybe she did.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteThe possee leaves us and she proceeds to check me for track marks.[close]
What the fuck[close]
Yeah, I mean I had on long sleeves since it was winter. If that justifies it ha[close]
Expand QuoteRecently I matched with a girl and we had a solid conversation from the start so we agree to meet for drinks. I get to the bar a few minutes early and text her to say I'm out front. She confirms she's in her Uber and should be there in less than 5 minutes, which to me means she's at least 10 minutes out. Sure enough, after just a couple minutes I see the Uber pull up. She gets out and right away I can tell the photos she's used are heavily doctored. I wouldn't say she's ugly, but definitely not the girl I was expecting to meet. She makes eye contact with me, smiles and walks my direction. I take a deep breath and tell myself to just get through the night...
We hug, and start heading inside. As the bouncer is checking our IDs I ask if she's ever been to this bar before and she tells me she has, but it was a long time ago. Then she kind of gives this sort of side-eye look...
"You're Stephen, right?"
No...
"...Evan?"
Haha nope...
Turns out it was completely the wrong girl and I was the wrong guy for her. My date showed up, as I thought, about 10 minutes after that.[close]
Haha that's awesome. Were you more stoked on the looks of the actual girl?? The people need to know.
Here’s a good one to showcase my loose morals in my younger days. Also there used to be no limits on right swipes so it was wild.
See a chick but her pics are just her bare legs in a bubble bath, no face. Very nice looking legs I may add. Tinder bio says, fiancé pissed me off, wanna get back at him.
Hit her up thinking it was a couple just having fun with single guys on tinder, not expecting anything more than a funny convo. Wrong.
She explains how her fiancé just admitted to cheating on her for some reason and she wants to get even.
Set a time and place to smoke some weed and fool around. I’m still skeptical but she’s right where we said to meet. Cute face, nice body. I’m down.
Smoked. Had our fun. Parted ways and never spoke again.
Been thinking about getting back in the game lately. Is Tinder still a thing?
Also, I miss Tobey.
Expand QuoteBeen thinking about getting back in the game lately. Is Tinder still a thing?
Also, I miss Tobey.[close]
get bumble bro
Also, I miss Tobey.
Tons of Bawtawd shit in here.... I'm almost proud.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteBeen thinking about getting back in the game lately. Is Tinder still a thing?
Also, I miss Tobey.[close]
get bumble bro[close]
From personal experience, Tinder will have more people and variety. Bumble is helpful in the way that it makes the woman message you first. But it does attract the artsy-er girls and can have a smaller crowd.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteBeen thinking about getting back in the game lately. Is Tinder still a thing?
Also, I miss Tobey.[close]
get bumble bro[close]
From personal experience, Tinder will have more people and variety. Bumble is helpful in the way that it makes the woman message you first. But it does attract the artsy-er girls and can have a smaller crowd.[close]
interesting, ive never used any dating apps but my girlfriends sister uses bumble and a few of my friends, it seemed to be blowing up for a while
I never even bothered reading the prices when I ran out of swipes each time, but recently noticed it’s only $5 a month. I said fuck it and paid for a month of Tinder Plus. Having unlimited swipes definitely increased my matches by at least double. Lots of prospects right now.
Bumble treated me well last year but 2019 it’s been hardly any matches, and even if I got one, they wouldn’t send the first message. Or, they’d say “heyyy”, and then never respond. Seems like a lot of serious corporate/career driven women on there now, and 97% of profiles are smoking hot. I’m decent looking, but there’s no way I could fake that corpo dude shtick.
Tinder still beats Bumble, for me. OKC and POF are a joke. Don’t ever get those.
Expand QuoteI never even bothered reading the prices when I ran out of swipes each time, but recently noticed it’s only $5 a month. I said fuck it and paid for a month of Tinder Plus. Having unlimited swipes definitely increased my matches by at least double. Lots of prospects right now.
Bumble treated me well last year but 2019 it’s been hardly any matches, and even if I got one, they wouldn’t send the first message. Or, they’d say “heyyy”, and then never respond. Seems like a lot of serious corporate/career driven women on there now, and 97% of profiles are smoking hot. I’m decent looking, but there’s no way I could fake that corpo dude shtick.
Tinder still beats Bumble, for me. OKC and POF are a joke. Don’t ever get those.[close]
Tinder plus is the one. My best friend payed for a full year a couple years ago, it was cheap enough to give it a try. He's a salesman and travels all over the country one or two times a month, with tinderplus you can locate wherever you want so he already had dates before arriving. Motherfucker was aiming to 100 girls before meeting his actual girlfriend(brazilian who met in tinder btw).
To be honest he's a good looking dude, like a jon snow or antonio durao with short hair, and also was sweeping right all day. But it's really worth giving a try. Tell us how it works out for you!
Last Tinder date I had was almost two years ago. We met up, walked around this really nice lagoon, kissed there, and then had a really nice homemade pasta dinner afterwards.
We've been dating since and living together since COVID hit. She's my best friend and I'm forever grateful that Tinder brought us together. Sorry this one isn't as juicy of a story!
Bumble but same thingThat is a beautiful.
Met my gf on there. I told my friends that i thought her account was fake because she was so hot and there was no way she would ever swipe right on me. She did, we had a horrible first date where she hated my guts. She agreed to go out with me again, we saw the national and we really hit it off on the second date. Went to her sisters wedding with her on the third date and met her entire family (also got high af because her dad made edibles and put them in a bowl at the bar). Fourth date we went and saw arcade fire and had the best concert experience of my life. We've been together ever since, this October we'll have been together for four years.
Also i was wandering in the wilderness for four years on tinder before i met her, so don't lose hope. You may see the promised land yet
Bumble but same thingThis is awesome. :)
Met my gf on there. I told my friends that i thought her account was fake because she was so hot and there was no way she would ever swipe right on me. She did, we had a horrible first date where she hated my guts. She agreed to go out with me again, we saw the national and we really hit it off on the second date. Went to her sisters wedding with her on the third date and met her entire family (also got high af because her dad made edibles and put them in a bowl at the bar). Fourth date we went and saw arcade fire and had the best concert experience of my life. We've been together ever since, this October we'll have been together for four years.
Also i was wandering in the wilderness for four years on tinder before i met her, so don't lose hope. You may see the promised land yet
Bumble but same thingDamn this is beautiful, and you're a fucking mad man for agreeing to go to her sister's wedding on the third date. Much respect for that and I'm stoked that they two of you are happy <3
Met my gf on there. I told my friends that i thought her account was fake because she was so hot and there was no way she would ever swipe right on me. She did, we had a horrible first date where she hated my guts. She agreed to go out with me again, we saw the national and we really hit it off on the second date. Went to her sisters wedding with her on the third date and met her entire family (also got high af because her dad made edibles and put them in a bowl at the bar). Fourth date we went and saw arcade fire and had the best concert experience of my life. We've been together ever since, this October we'll have been together for four years.
Also i was wandering in the wilderness for four years on tinder before i met her, so don't lose hope. You may see the promised land yet
She sent me this one today. I sent her some money for lunch and I wanted her to prove to me that's she's not a scammer. Felt bad to be suspicious of her but I ain't trying to get catfished. She sent me a pic of her social security card. She's the real deal. She is stationed at a Fort in upstate New York but lives just a few miles from me when she's home in California. It's been sad days and lonely nights for too long. YEWWW can't wait for her next home leave. Look at this beauty
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51355792311_c979c66f37.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2mf8RR2) (https://flic.kr/p/2mf8RR2) (https://www.flickr.com/photos/184579819@N02/)
also, yeah everything she is doing seems a bit red flaggish, my guess is she has a penis but I’ve been out of the dating game for over 8 years now so what the hell would I know...Expand QuoteShe sent me this one today. I sent her some money for lunch and I wanted her to prove to me that's she's not a scammer. Felt bad to be suspicious of her but I ain't trying to get catfished. She sent me a pic of her social security card. She's the real deal. She is stationed at a Fort in upstate New York but lives just a few miles from me when she's home in California. It's been sad days and lonely nights for too long. YEWWW can't wait for her next home leave. Look at this beauty[close]
If this is a real person you shouldn't be posting photos of her online
She sent me this one today. I sent her some money for lunch and I wanted her to prove to me that's she's not a scammer. Felt bad to be suspicious of her but I ain't trying to get catfished. She sent me a pic of her social security card. She's the real deal. She is stationed at a Fort in upstate New York but lives just a few miles from me when she's home in California. It's been sad days and lonely nights for too long. YEWWW can't wait for her next home leave. Look at this beauty
Lost my favorite overly expensive FA shirt, necklace, and some dignity all while getting a yeast infection. Because I thought hooking up with a girl unprotected I met 2 hours ago on this hellhole of an app was cool.
Use a condom kids.
I didn't have to, I wanted to. She sent me pics of her social security card and her military ID. I know you guys are just watching out for me but there is no need to be so cynical. I'm not some rube who gets suckered easilyExpand QuoteI don't want to make you feel suspicious, but I don't get why you had to send her some money for lunch?[close]
You guys are probably right. I broke it off with her this morning. Too good to be true
Lost my favorite overly expensive FA shirt, necklace, and some dignity all while getting a yeast infection. Because I thought hooking up with a girl unprotected I met 2 hours ago on this hellhole of an app was cool.
Use a condom kids.
You guys are probably right. I broke it off with her this morning. Too good to be true
I didn't try to act cynical, it's just that sending money to a girl I've never met, and that girl accepting it (knowing she works, etc.) makes it suspicious in my eyes. I think your decision to break with her was savvy .I didn't have to, I wanted to. She sent me pics of her social security card and her military ID. I know you guys are just watching out for me but there is no need to be so cynical. I'm not some rube who gets suckered easilyExpand QuoteI don't want to make you feel suspicious, but I don't get why you had to send her some money for lunch?[close]
It's over and I have no idea if she was a real person or not. There are a lot of details I left out because I don't want to air out her personal business. She offered to send me back the money I gave her. I'm just going to move on and try not to kick myself for ditching her.Expand QuoteI didn't try to act cynical, it's just that sending money to a girl I've never met, and that girl accepting it (knowing she works, etc.) makes it suspicious in my eyes. I think your decision to break with her was savvy .Expand QuoteI didn't have to, I wanted to. She sent me pics of her social security card and her military ID. I know you guys are just watching out for me but there is no need to be so cynical. I'm not some rube who gets suckered easilyExpand QuoteI don't want to make you feel suspicious, but I don't get why you had to send her some money for lunch?[close][close][close]
Thanks for the advice homie
You raw dogged a random? You must hate your penis...
wtf do you put in your tinder bio? like i can't put my age + where i go to college bc it's already on the app. everything i've tried is dorky as fuck and i'm like a 6.5/10 so i can't go no bio.
wtf do you put in your tinder bio? like i can't put my age + where i go to college bc it's already on the app. everything i've tried is dorky as fuck and i'm like a 6.5/10 so i can't go no bio.
Expand Quotewtf do you put in your tinder bio? like i can't put my age + where i go to college bc it's already on the app. everything i've tried is dorky as fuck and i'm like a 6.5/10 so i can't go no bio.[close]
You could put that you have a positive rep on slap. Barely. You're instantly cool and modest.
I want one of you successful bastards to straight up write my profile.
having a tattoo of Coldplay lyricsExpand Quotewtf do you put in your tinder bio? like i can't put my age + where i go to college bc it's already on the app. everything i've tried is dorky as fuck and i'm like a 6.5/10 so i can't go no bio.[close]
Related to 3D's experience, I recently got accused of not being me. It was super awkward.It sounds more like she doesn't know what catfishing actually is and is being really paranoid
I had hung out with this lady twice and even spent the night at her place, but on date three (I had been a bit aloof between dates two and three) she was like, "Who are you really? What is the scam here? Are you catfishing me?"
My response was, "What could I possibly be after?" And "If I was going to make up a persona to scam women why wouldn't I make up something better than who I actually am?"
Prior to date three, she looked up my work profile, my LinkedIn, and other sites that mention me. She wanted to see my gov ID to prove I was me.
It's been a wild couple of weeks (I'm emotionally exhausted) and I'm not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that she thought I wasn't me.
Left swipe
It sounds more like she doesn't know what catfishing actually is and is being really paranoidExpand QuoteRelated to 3D's experience, I recently got accused of not being me. It was super awkward.
I had hung out with this lady twice and even spent the night at her place, but on date three (I had been a bit aloof between dates two and three) she was like, "Who are you really? What is the scam here? Are you catfishing me?"
My response was, "What could I possibly be after?" And "If I was going to make up a persona to scam women why wouldn't I make up something better than who I actually am?"
Prior to date three, she looked up my work profile, my LinkedIn, and other sites that mention me. She wanted to see my gov ID to prove I was me.
It's been a wild couple of weeks (I'm emotionally exhausted) and I'm not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that she thought I wasn't me.[close]
I haven't used tinder in years because I guess I'm too ugly or some shit, can't seem to ever get matches. Then again I've heard it's related to how much you're on the app and the more you try to force it the algorithm ignores you, and only trying to use it in times of desperation maybe I try to swipe too much.
I also always struggled with filling out profile info.
I want one of you successful bastards to straight up write my profile.
Expand QuoteIt sounds more like she doesn't know what catfishing actually is and is being really paranoidExpand QuoteRelated to 3D's experience, I recently got accused of not being me. It was super awkward.
I had hung out with this lady twice and even spent the night at her place, but on date three (I had been a bit aloof between dates two and three) she was like, "Who are you really? What is the scam here? Are you catfishing me?"
My response was, "What could I possibly be after?" And "If I was going to make up a persona to scam women why wouldn't I make up something better than who I actually am?"
Prior to date three, she looked up my work profile, my LinkedIn, and other sites that mention me. She wanted to see my gov ID to prove I was me.
It's been a wild couple of weeks (I'm emotionally exhausted) and I'm not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that she thought I wasn't me.[close]
I haven't used tinder in years because I guess I'm too ugly or some shit, can't seem to ever get matches. Then again I've heard it's related to how much you're on the app and the more you try to force it the algorithm ignores you, and only trying to use it in times of desperation maybe I try to swipe too much.
I also always struggled with filling out profile info.[close]
Yeah, she seemed confused to say the least.
Man, Tinder, Bumble, whatever, are all lame. They're designed to make money, possibly finding a match is only a secondary consideration for the app developers. Tinder def wants you to buy a billion blue stars or boost or whatever.
However, I also think it is about knowing our market and who might be into us. I wrote my profile to appeal to the women who I'm into and who I have the most luck with in normal life.
Super artsy, super academic, super far left ladies might give me a chance so I write I enjoy shit that will appeal to all three groups. However, nurses, receptionists, most k-12 teachers, and conservative women will never swipe on me, so I don't even bother trying to appeal to them.
Also, music is a big connector for me. If they listen to obscure music I might have a chance, but if they listen to pop, rap, or country I'm dead in the water.
Does anyone else have hints that a woman might swipe on them? Or that there is no way a woman is going to give them a shot?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteIt sounds more like she doesn't know what catfishing actually is and is being really paranoidExpand QuoteRelated to 3D's experience, I recently got accused of not being me. It was super awkward.
I had hung out with this lady twice and even spent the night at her place, but on date three (I had been a bit aloof between dates two and three) she was like, "Who are you really? What is the scam here? Are you catfishing me?"
My response was, "What could I possibly be after?" And "If I was going to make up a persona to scam women why wouldn't I make up something better than who I actually am?"
Prior to date three, she looked up my work profile, my LinkedIn, and other sites that mention me. She wanted to see my gov ID to prove I was me.
It's been a wild couple of weeks (I'm emotionally exhausted) and I'm not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that she thought I wasn't me.[close]
I haven't used tinder in years because I guess I'm too ugly or some shit, can't seem to ever get matches. Then again I've heard it's related to how much you're on the app and the more you try to force it the algorithm ignores you, and only trying to use it in times of desperation maybe I try to swipe too much.
I also always struggled with filling out profile info.[close]
Yeah, she seemed confused to say the least.
Man, Tinder, Bumble, whatever, are all lame. They're designed to make money, possibly finding a match is only a secondary consideration for the app developers. Tinder def wants you to buy a billion blue stars or boost or whatever.
However, I also think it is about knowing our market and who might be into us. I wrote my profile to appeal to the women who I'm into and who I have the most luck with in normal life.
Super artsy, super academic, super far left ladies might give me a chance so I write I enjoy shit that will appeal to all three groups. However, nurses, receptionists, most k-12 teachers, and conservative women will never swipe on me, so I don't even bother trying to appeal to them.
Also, music is a big connector for me. If they listen to obscure music I might have a chance, but if they listen to pop, rap, or country I'm dead in the water.
Does anyone else have hints that a woman might swipe on them? Or that there is no way a woman is going to give them a shot?[close]
Ahh only use it wasted, swipe on everything and pay to see likes so can match straight away but yeah it’s a shitshow those dating apps
Everyone on there has mad shit wrong with them and I guess this includes me, too
Get a bunch of likes off single mothers but I ain’t fucking with no socks
Socks means some other cunts kids
Expand QuoteI want one of you successful bastards to straight up write my profile.[close]
I could give it a spin, if you're down
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI want one of you successful bastards to straight up write my profile.[close]
I could give it a spin, if you're down[close]
I'd also be willing to try even though I have not used tinder. Is there a character limit? Also, are you looking for Mrs. Right or Ms. Today?
SD south Dakota or SD San Diego?San Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.
San Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.Expand QuoteSD south Dakota or SD San Diego?[close]
Come to a bar in the city and hang with me!Expand QuoteSan Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.Expand QuoteSD south Dakota or SD San Diego?[close][close]
Dude I live in Fallbrook. I'm a San Diegan myself
You can't miss him. He'll be the guy with the most mesmerizing eyes that you've ever seen.Come to a bar in the city and hang with me!Expand QuoteExpand QuoteSan Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.Expand QuoteSD south Dakota or SD San Diego?[close][close]
Dude I live in Fallbrook. I'm a San Diegan myself[close]
Let's do itCome to a bar in the city and hang with me!Expand QuoteExpand QuoteSan Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.Expand QuoteSD south Dakota or SD San Diego?[close][close]
Dude I live in Fallbrook. I'm a San Diegan myself[close]
Let's do itExpand QuoteCome to a bar in the city and hang with me!Expand QuoteExpand QuoteSan Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.Expand QuoteSD south Dakota or SD San Diego?[close][close]
Dude I live in Fallbrook. I'm a San Diegan myself[close][close]
Okay guys, this one happened two weeks ago: I’m 37 now, broke up with my girl year ago, long relationship so it took me some time to get over her but 2 months ago I felt like ready to date again so I donwloaded tinder for the first time of my life. After 2 days this most beautiful 30years old blonde ( I live in Finland you know the scandi-blonde type) matched with me, and off the date we went. Everything went beyond great, she was super nice and fucking stunning to look at, into biking and all kinds of cool shit I like so we end up at her place and you know the story. We spent next 6 weeks together like 24/7, having some great time and getting into each other and everything felt perfect, did I already mention that she was hot as hell&#38;#38;#128513; Well all of sudden she went strange, it was hard to interact and everything but I felt like nothing has happened so I tried just to cool it off, thought she had her period or whatever so I did some heavy shifts at work, WRONG! When I managed to get a hold of her she told me she has a new boyfriend and I need to go there and my stuff out of her apartment, I was like wtf it took you 5 days to get a new guy and you thought it would be okay to not tell me about this situation… She didn’t care at all so I told her to throw my stuff away, that I don’t want to deal with that kinda shit at all. Now I’m bummed as fuck, not because she is gone or anything but because she was like 11/10, way above my usual level so now I’m afraid that I never ever again will be able to score another chick like her. I know that more better looking woman more cruel/dumb she usually is but I feel like I have some unfinished business with bombshells, then I can go and find some decent girl again and be happy… Pardon my language, english is my 3rd one, hopefully you’ll get my point.
To be said, that new guy has a fucking yacht and bmw, I have a bike and my skateboard ;D
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI want one of you successful bastards to straight up write my profile.[close]
I could give it a spin, if you're down[close]
I'd also be willing to try even though I have not used tinder. Is there a character limit? Also, are you looking for Mrs. Right or Ms. Today?[close]
Let's do this. What do you need to know about me? As for Mrs. Right or Ms. Right now, I don't think that matters. Whatever you think will get the most responses. I guess you guys can just post the profiles right here or dm me, I don't care. I can only pay you in rep, or if you're ever in SD, free beer.
That’s a good app!
I hope that guy got a million dollars for that shit
I’m gonna download it
Just had this real nice girl show me around town
She said she wanted to smoke weed up this lookout so I brought joints but we just talked and I smoked weed but I don’t even think she smokes
We looked at the stars and shit she showed me Mars and Venus and I showed her the southern cross and the Big Dipper
Reckon she already knew them though and she was just being nice ahaha
Then we went to marina and she showed me this navy ship that her parents salvaged or something it’s like this big centerpiece of this park they got here
Drove past like six good spots
Rockys got spots
I think I was supposed to kiss her but I tried to be nice about it she’s a fucking kid though she’s 22
I’m the biggest bitch sometimes, deadset
She said she would be keen to do something tomorrow though so there’s that
That’s a good app!Yer a bit of a romantic cunt, aren’t ya?
I hope that guy got a million dollars for that shit
I’m gonna download it
Just had this real nice girl show me around town
She said she wanted to smoke weed up this lookout so I brought joints but we just talked and I smoked weed but I don’t even think she smokes
We looked at the stars and shit she showed me Mars and Venus and I showed her the southern cross and the Big Dipper
Reckon she already knew them though and she was just being nice ahaha
Then we went to marina and she showed me this navy ship that her parents salvaged or something it’s like this big centerpiece of this park they got here
Drove past like six good spots
Rockys got spots
I think I was supposed to kiss her but I tried to be nice about it she’s a fucking kid though she’s 22
I’m the biggest bitch sometimes, deadset
She said she would be keen to do something tomorrow though so there’s that
ion really use tinder, but thought of something. tinder but for fights, naturally i looked it up. someone already made that but it was a joke. so i made a real one. let out your frustration on people who want to do the same, great way to spend your weekend.
scrapite.com
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Yeah for sure, if the initial meeting is at yours or theirs you’re defz gonna bangYeah man I’m too wholesome to get down like that I’d rather get a blower and bounce.
There’s some freaks on there I met this chick on there years ago and she liked getting facefucked it was crazy
It’s weird though it’s hard to go from that, my favourite is just getting a blowjob and they use their hands, less work lmao
The bro had this 18 year old that liked to do cocaine so like once a month he’d rent a room in town grab a ball and just destroy her, I saw the videos it was mad
It’s easier to bang the ones into drugs but it’s also pretty seedy when you think about it
I met up with some chick from tinder in September and she tried taking me to a party with her friends. After we got there and there wasn't any party, her friend calls up her bf to hang with us. Her bf arrives and he's in his late twenties at least. I'm 19 turning twenty next week and these girls claimed to be 18 so I thought that shit was mad weird... Well, he gets there and then informs me that these chicks are underage, except for the one he was dating who supposedly wasn't. Boy am I glad he did that. I left, blocked her, and I report her profile whenever I see it floating around in the tinder-verse.
My “game” is no game. Just be yourself even if you’re a dork. It’ll work out. If not, fuck it, you’re probably better off. Trust me.
I'm about 2 weeks into tinder and other apps and I have to ask, do these not feel obvious to be the worst thing possible for mental health? I mean just the crudness swiping left one after one after one its wild. I'm stacking matches but I still think you're all insane
I've had loads of sexy times using Feeld. Do people still use OkC? Met loads of cool people from there years agoI’ve got OKC. No bites. Never heard of Feeld though. I love failing on new platforms.
I’m trying so hard guys. I don’t think there is any woman that would want me. Shit’s crazy. Luckily for me I’m an S class masturbator.Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.
Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.
Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.Expand QuoteI’m trying so hard guys. I don’t think there is any woman that would want me. Shit’s crazy. Luckily for me I’m an S class masturbator.[close]
But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.
Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.
Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.Expand QuoteI’m trying so hard guys. I don’t think there is any woman that would want me. Shit’s crazy. Luckily for me I’m an S class masturbator.[close]
But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.
Expand QuoteLazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.
Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.Expand QuoteI’m trying so hard guys. I don’t think there is any woman that would want me. Shit’s crazy. Luckily for me I’m an S class masturbator.[close]
But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.[close]
I recall seeing a lot of people looking for a third on tinder and that gross fetlife site had a lot of people setting up stuff like that when I was a degenerate fiend lurking there. It comes with a lot of drama usually though so be careful. That situation almost randomly fell into my lap this weekend but one of the girls got way too drunk. Ah well. It was my woman's idea and wanted to invite her friend who was down but I probably would have done something wrong and gotten in trouble...
Expand QuoteLazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.
Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.Expand QuoteI’m trying so hard guys. I don’t think there is any woman that would want me. Shit’s crazy. Luckily for me I’m an S class masturbator.[close]
But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.[close]
That Feeld app mentioned by someone else above seems to be exactly for this
Is there a way to share profiles? Can someone fix my shit or write me a new one? I don’t know what I could do to get some goddamn matches. The whole world can’t possibly find me ugly. This is so soul crushing.
My mom thinks I’m handsome.
Is there a way to share profiles? Can someone fix my shit or write me a new one? I don’t know what I could do to get some goddamn matches. The whole world can’t possibly find me ugly. This is so soul crushing.my bio was "lets kiss". worked quite well although im much younger than the average slap user. Just remember: If you were looking at your own account would there be something to go off of/open with>
My mom thinks I’m handsome.
Is there a way to share profiles? Can someone fix my shit or write me a new one? I don’t know what I could do to get some goddamn matches. The whole world can’t possibly find me ugly. This is so soul crushing.
My mom thinks I’m handsome.
Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.
Here are my wild experiences of online dating over the years. I hope it helps some of you.
1. OKC. Didn't go anywhere after 1 date. Didn't look like her pictures. Tried to kiss me in the parking lot but I said bye and quit online dating for a year and half.
2. OKC. Met a smart, troubled Chinese girl. Got married, had a kid, got divorced, she moved across the country and I got most of the custody because of that. Long story.
3. Tinder. A Colombian who was visiting the city so it was implied this was a hookup. I had a lot of anxiety about meeting her and we met in a quiet restaurant eating pho with no booze. Afterward we went to a jazz club and I drank a lot to calm the nerves. We slept together a few times and she wanted me to choke her a bit which isn't my thing but I dabbled. She came back to USA a couple months later and accidentally brought a chocolate bar with shrooms in it on an international flight. We split it and I felt it way more than I thought I would. She was on her period so she gave me head 3 times instead of having sex.
4. Hinge. A couple dates with a Mexican girl who told me on our first date she stole a car in Mexico and got arrested for it. She lived too far away and always wanted me to hang out with her extended family when we had only dated once. We agreed it wouldn't work.
5. Tinder. Another Chinese "girl" attempted to scam me with a pig butchering forex scam. I was lonely and depressed but I'm not greedy or that desperate and got away with just a funny story. It's an entire industry ran by the chinese mafia out of vietnam and they have training manuals and 24/7 call center offices.
6. Tinder. I started dating a Thai absolute freak but we both were living with our parents at the time so had to bang mostly in cars. Our second date we got drugged at a bar and were both puking outside her house. Every time I picked her up I had to see my puke stain on her driveway. For a few reasons I decided I was over it after 2-3 months and she got like suicidal and asked me to give her some of my xanax prescription to cope. It was wild.
7. Hinge. Dating an American girl and it's going well.
Tinder one gal was cute thick bbw but her house was a shithole, yes I wanted to have sex with her buttttttt it was without issues later on, she was a self professed polyamorous woman. She was lving with baby daddy and new husband plus a 6 year old daughter. I had to bounce.this is fucked hahahahaha. hope that kid turns out alright
I ended up talking with her and breaking it off gently, I’m not going to harshly critique her lifestyle buttttt I am going ease out of that situation with quickness.this is fucked hahahahaha. hope that kid turns out alrightExpand QuoteTinder one gal was cute thick bbw but her house was a shithole, yes I wanted to have sex with her buttttttt it was without issues later on, she was a self professed polyamorous woman. She was lving with baby daddy and new husband plus a 6 year old daughter. I had to bounce.[close]
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Here are my wild experiences of online dating over the years. I hope it helps some of you.
1. OKC. Didn't go anywhere after 1 date. Didn't look like her pictures. Tried to kiss me in the parking lot but I said bye and quit online dating for a year and half.
2. OKC. Met a smart, troubled Chinese girl. Got married, had a kid, got divorced, she moved across the country and I got most of the custody because of that. Long story.
3. Tinder. A Colombian who was visiting the city so it was implied this was a hookup. I had a lot of anxiety about meeting her and we met in a quiet restaurant eating pho with no booze. Afterward we went to a jazz club and I drank a lot to calm the nerves. We slept together a few times and she wanted me to choke her a bit which isn't my thing but I dabbled. She came back to USA a couple months later and accidentally brought a chocolate bar with shrooms in it on an international flight. We split it and I felt it way more than I thought I would. She was on her period so she gave me head 3 times instead of having sex.
4. Hinge. A couple dates with a Mexican girl who told me on our first date she stole a car in Mexico and got arrested for it. She lived too far away and always wanted me to hang out with her extended family when we had only dated once. We agreed it wouldn't work.
5. Tinder. Another Chinese "girl" attempted to scam me with a pig butchering forex scam. I was lonely and depressed but I'm not greedy or that desperate and got away with just a funny story. It's an entire industry ran by the chinese mafia out of vietnam and they have training manuals and 24/7 call center offices.
6. Tinder. I started dating a Thai absolute freak but we both were living with our parents at the time so had to bang mostly in cars. Our second date we got drugged at a bar and were both puking outside her house. Every time I picked her up I had to see my puke stain on her driveway. For a few reasons I decided I was over it after 2-3 months and she got like suicidal and asked me to give her some of my xanax prescription to cope. It was wild.
7. Hinge. Dating an American girl and it's going well.
Tired of the tinder/bumble rollercoaster.
Had a sleep over with a cool chick the other night, which was cool. We had a normal morning. I didn't want to be needy and overbearing so I waited a day to message her. I got a response a few hours later. No texting today from either party. I have no idea what any of this means. I'm down for a few more dates, but I'm not sure that she is, despite our sleep over/snuggling.
Like, fuck me, this internet dating shit where a sleep over possibly means absolutely nothing is emotionally draining. I miss the days when sleep overs meant something. I feel like I'm on a reoccurring character on a million different seasons of the Bachelorette.
i think with online dating its important to be really clear about what u are after. it has definitely bastardized intimacy, i would assume its even worse for my generation(early 20s). there is a wide spectrum of things people want, if you know exactly what you are looking for, its important to get that cleared up asap.Expand QuoteTired of the tinder/bumble rollercoaster.
Had a sleep over with a cool chick the other night, which was cool. We had a normal morning. I didn't want to be needy and overbearing so I waited a day to message her. I got a response a few hours later. No texting today from either party. I have no idea what any of this means. I'm down for a few more dates, but I'm not sure that she is, despite our sleep over/snuggling.
Like, fuck me, this internet dating shit where a sleep over possibly means absolutely nothing is emotionally draining. I miss the days when sleep overs meant something. I feel like I'm on a reoccurring character on a million different seasons of the Bachelorette.[close]
I hear you. Pretty disturbing to think of intimacy as disposable.
Expand QuoteHere are my wild experiences of online dating over the years. I hope it helps some of you.
1. OKC. Didn't go anywhere after 1 date. Didn't look like her pictures. Tried to kiss me in the parking lot but I said bye and quit online dating for a year and half.
2. OKC. Met a smart, troubled Chinese girl. Got married, had a kid, got divorced, she moved across the country and I got most of the custody because of that. Long story.
3. Tinder. A Colombian who was visiting the city so it was implied this was a hookup. I had a lot of anxiety about meeting her and we met in a quiet restaurant eating pho with no booze. Afterward we went to a jazz club and I drank a lot to calm the nerves. We slept together a few times and she wanted me to choke her a bit which isn't my thing but I dabbled. She came back to USA a couple months later and accidentally brought a chocolate bar with shrooms in it on an international flight. We split it and I felt it way more than I thought I would. She was on her period so she gave me head 3 times instead of having sex.
4. Hinge. A couple dates with a Mexican girl who told me on our first date she stole a car in Mexico and got arrested for it. She lived too far away and always wanted me to hang out with her extended family when we had only dated once. We agreed it wouldn't work.
5. Tinder. Another Chinese "girl" attempted to scam me with a pig butchering forex scam. I was lonely and depressed but I'm not greedy or that desperate and got away with just a funny story. It's an entire industry ran by the chinese mafia out of vietnam and they have training manuals and 24/7 call center offices.
6. Tinder. I started dating a Thai absolute freak but we both were living with our parents at the time so had to bang mostly in cars. Our second date we got drugged at a bar and were both puking outside her house. Every time I picked her up I had to see my puke stain on her driveway. For a few reasons I decided I was over it after 2-3 months and she got like suicidal and asked me to give her some of my xanax prescription to cope. It was wild.
7. Hinge. Dating an American girl and it's going well.[close]
I have enjoyed every bit of this roller coaster and knight thee with a gnar, sir
Tired of the tinder/bumble rollercoaster.
Had a sleep over with a cool chick the other night, which was cool. We had a normal morning. I didn't want to be needy and overbearing so I waited a day to message her. I got a response a few hours later. No texting today from either party. I have no idea what any of this means. I'm down for a few more dates, but I'm not sure that she is, despite our sleep over/snuggling.
Like, fuck me, this internet dating shit where a sleep over possibly means absolutely nothing is emotionally draining. I miss the days when sleep overs meant something. I feel like I'm on a reoccurring character on a million different seasons of the Bachelorette.
Fuck whoever posted about Feeld.pie eating contest? nah son, free nudes.
Linked with girl on there. Exchanged nudes. Exchanged Instagram. Now they're demanding 500 bucks with screenshots ready to send nudes to all my family.
Just blocked them but god damn it im stressed now
Fuck whoever posted about Feeld.
Linked with girl on there. Exchanged nudes. Exchanged Instagram. Now they're demanding 500 bucks with screenshots ready to send nudes to all my family.
Just blocked them but god damn it im stressed now
All apps deleted.
Ive been using this browser based anonymous hook up app for awhile and I started kinda going off the rails over the summer on it. Like having sex with 5+ people in one night just back to back to back. It feels like at least once a month this perfect storm happens where im sad, drunk, lonely, and super horny and I pop that site up and just start lining up hook ups.
Sorry not trying to flex on all the straight people in here, you all have to go through a serious grind to get some.
I need to go back to my old ways where I would go out to the bar and cruise people in the real world or something.
Years ago my bio was that Bateman line "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood." And for some real fucked up reasons, the ladies loved it.
Ive been using this browser based anonymous hook up app for awhile and I started kinda going off the rails over the summer on it. Like having sex with 5+ people in one night just back to back to back. It feels like at least once a month this perfect storm happens where im sad, drunk, lonely, and super horny and I pop that site up and just start lining up hook ups.
Sorry not trying to flex on all the straight people in here, you all have to go through a serious grind to get some.
I need to go back to my old ways where I would go out to the bar and cruise people in the real world or something.
Just popped back into mine for the first time in a while, and I swear I keep seeing this same chick that’s somehow been “36” for the past 8 years.
I’ve pretty much aged out of this shit. Find someone to wife up before you get too old, because this shit starts getting really bleak
Expand QuoteJust popped back into mine for the first time in a while, and I swear I keep seeing this same chick that’s somehow been “36” for the past 8 years.
I’ve pretty much aged out of this shit. Find someone to wife up before you get too old, because this shit starts getting really bleak[close]
Dude I'm 35 and on hinge and the struggle is real. Hearing next year won't be better... it burns the soles and loins.
Expand QuoteYears ago my bio was that Bateman line "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood." And for some real fucked up reasons, the ladies loved it.[close]
Hahahah this is great. Putting this on bumble we'll see what happens
Expand QuoteJust popped back into mine for the first time in a while, and I swear I keep seeing this same chick that’s somehow been “36” for the past 8 years.
I’ve pretty much aged out of this shit. Find someone to wife up before you get too old, because this shit starts getting really bleak[close]
Dude I'm 35 and on hinge and the struggle is real. Hearing next year won't be better... it burns the soles and loins.
Expand QuoteJust popped back into mine for the first time in a while, and I swear I keep seeing this same chick that’s somehow been “36” for the past 8 years.
I’ve pretty much aged out of this shit. Find someone to wife up before you get too old, because this shit starts getting really bleak[close]
Dude I'm 35 and on hinge and the struggle is real. Hearing next year won't be better... it burns the soles and loins.
unless u date someone with the same birth year/day/hour as you you are a cradle robber/grave digger
Expand Quoteunless u date someone with the same birth year/day/hour as you you are a cradle robber/grave digger[close]
i actually did this once. we were born in the same hospital within one hour of each other
Desperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.
Desperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.I'm sure gays are just lining up for you!
I'm sure gays are just lining up for you!Expand QuoteDesperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.[close]
You're depressing dude. Please seek help.
Just writing my truth here. Anyway, I talk to a therapist once a week and am on several meds. I think I might do the Grindr experiment soon. Or is that the same as leading people on? Science is difficult.Expand QuoteI'm sure gays are just lining up for you!Expand QuoteDesperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.[close]
You're depressing dude. Please seek help.[close]
Just writing my truth here. Anyway, I talk to a therapist once a week and am on several meds. I think I might do the Grindr experiment soon. Or is that the same as leading people on? Science is difficult.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI'm sure gays are just lining up for you!Expand QuoteDesperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.[close]
You're depressing dude. Please seek help.[close][close]
Your "truth" of sad virgin is old dude, sex should be on the bottom of your totem pole.Just writing my truth here. Anyway, I talk to a therapist once a week and am on several meds. I think I might do the Grindr experiment soon. Or is that the same as leading people on? Science is difficult.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI'm sure gays are just lining up for you!Expand QuoteDesperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.[close]
You're depressing dude. Please seek help.[close][close]
I don’t know where my dad is anyway!Your "truth" of sad virgin is old dude, sex should be on the bottom of your totem pole.Expand QuoteJust writing my truth here. Anyway, I talk to a therapist once a week and am on several meds. I think I might do the Grindr experiment soon. Or is that the same as leading people on? Science is difficult.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI'm sure gays are just lining up for you!Expand QuoteDesperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.[close]
You're depressing dude. Please seek help.[close][close][close]
My gay uncle saw your pics and said he wouldn't fuck you with your dad's dick.
Maybe don’t treat the entirety of gay man as an inferior last resort for someone who feels rejected by women?No one said gay men are inferior. What I said was I want to find my worth in a new market. Also I firmly believe that sexuality is a spectrum and one can and should explore as much as they feel comfortable with to have a more full human experience.
Not really a scientific conclusion is it
be nice to him. he's going through it right now.Your "truth" of sad virgin is old dude, sex should be on the bottom of your totem pole.Expand QuoteJust writing my truth here. Anyway, I talk to a therapist once a week and am on several meds. I think I might do the Grindr experiment soon. Or is that the same as leading people on? Science is difficult.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteI'm sure gays are just lining up for you!Expand QuoteDesperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.[close]
You're depressing dude. Please seek help.[close][close][close]
My gay uncle saw your pics and said he wouldn't fuck you with your dad's dick.
This fucking thread makes me jealous as fuck and want to kill myself but I just can’t look away.
Yall got experience meeting girls that don't have any pics with a smile showing off their teeth? I know some girls just get self conscious and end up repeating the same expression in their pics but I'm worried they'll just have absolutely jacked up teeth.. it's got me 5050 if I wanna spend my Friday night chancing this, the girl is otherwise gorgeous tho
Expand QuoteYall got experience meeting girls that don't have any pics with a smile showing off their teeth? I know some girls just get self conscious and end up repeating the same expression in their pics but I'm worried they'll just have absolutely jacked up teeth.. it's got me 5050 if I wanna spend my Friday night chancing this, the girl is otherwise gorgeous tho[close]
This happened to me, and the girl had a gap, which was hot to me, but a point of insecurity for her. Go with it and vibe it out. You’ve got plenty of Fridays ahead of you.
Or just ask about it beforehand. No shame.
Some over here some over there.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteYall got experience meeting girls that don't have any pics with a smile showing off their teeth? I know some girls just get self conscious and end up repeating the same expression in their pics but I'm worried they'll just have absolutely jacked up teeth.. it's got me 5050 if I wanna spend my Friday night chancing this, the girl is otherwise gorgeous tho[close]
This happened to me, and the girl had a gap, which was hot to me, but a point of insecurity for her. Go with it and vibe it out. You’ve got plenty of Fridays ahead of you.
Or just ask about it beforehand. No shame.[close]
You got lucky, the one chick I met off tinder without a pic showing her teeth years ago had summer teeth.
tinder can be depressing. maybe cause of my age.
like a lot of it is girls not wanting anything serious. i dont have any issues with the idea of them fucking other people at all. especially when its established early on. but i like to do cute and sweet shit. i want to bring you flowers and make you a mixtape of my steely dan cover band. but nooo cant do that.
i matched with Marbie though so that makes up for it
Any one have experience paying for the tinder upgrade? Was it worth it?
Expand QuoteAny one have experience paying for the tinder upgrade? Was it worth it?[close]
Unfortunately yea I pretty much only have luck with tinder when I upgrade. I think the algorithm has me locked in to a point I don't get matches unless I'm premium. Hinge is much better on my side getting consistent matches
Expand Quotetinder can be depressing. maybe cause of my age.
like a lot of it is girls not wanting anything serious. i dont have any issues with the idea of them fucking other people at all. especially when its established early on. but i like to do cute and sweet shit. i want to bring you flowers and make you a mixtape of my steely dan cover band. but nooo cant do that.
i matched with Marbie though so that makes up for it[close]
That’s sick as fuck
I’ve been married for 13 years but I bet if I was a younger single dude I would have tindered my ding dong of
Anyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.
This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far.. ;D
Expand QuoteAnyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.
This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far.. ;D[close]
don't you have to have some level of public notoriety to get approved for that app?
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteAnyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.
This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far.. ;D[close]
don't you have to have some level of public notoriety to get approved for that app?[close]
lmao they dont even want to date us poors anymore what an amazing period to be alive
Expand QuoteAnyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.
This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far.. ;D[close]
don't you have to have some level of public notoriety to get approved for that app?
I hate all of these apps. I've gotten laid from them but who gives a shit, its basically just jerking off with a stranger. I was on the apps heavy for like 3 months met a lot of cool people just couldn't give a shit about any of them at all. I just want to feel loved and love another person again you know.
Anyone else sometimes just aimlessly chattin up fat bitches cause they reply fast
Anyone else sometimes just aimlessly chattin up fat bitches cause they reply fast