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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: ZEBRA on July 09, 2018, 02:48:06 PM
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Flying Rat Skateboards
Jalopi Skate Co.
Yogrt
Grimple Stix
Dawg Shit
Can someone tell me what the plan is with this?? Super confusing and makes no sense.....
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You've broken the case wide open son.
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Thread already existed.
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fake thread
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWB5JZRGl0U
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Flying Rat Skateboards
Jalopi Skate Co.
Yogrt
Grimple Stix
Dawg Shit
Can someone tell me what the plan is with this?? Super confusing and makes no sense.....
It's a joke on all the new board companies that come and go, a joke complete with whole new brand direction, instagram handles, other dlx brand support. Anti-hero is fucking funny.
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Get the DeLorean.
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Can't wait for a full length dawg shit
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Gerwers Grimple Stix pro shape is interesting
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yogrt is fuckin tight
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just for the season
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so edgy and against the grain
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It’s. A. Joke.
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Get the DeLorean.
You hit 3K posts by posting this in two threads.
That's too good
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The only thing interesting about this is that Trujillo doesnt have a board. oh and Jerry Hsu on Grimple Stix.
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Queffing hell. 5 more fucking board brands. Joke or not why does skateboarding need anymore board brands. Enough you fucking queffs. Enough.
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ha so there's been a "daan of ah" "jerry on gimplestix" and now this thread...
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Flying Rat Skateboards
Jalopi Skate Co.
Yogrt
Grimple Stix
Dawg Shit
Can someone tell me what the plan is with this?? Super confusing and makes no sense.....
Sooo
Flying Rat = Birdhouse (?)
Jalopi Skate Co = Welcome Skate Co
Yogrt = Sovrn or wknd
Grimple Stix = ps stix (?)
Dawg Shit = ?
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I usually back all the joke graphics and whatnot that anti hero does, including when they poked fun at quasi 2 years back, but this whole stunt just comes off as bitter old men angry at the changing market. Feels desperate and has me pretty bummed on anti hero.
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I usually back all the joke graphics and whatnot that anti hero does, including when they poked fun at quasi 2 years back, but this whole stunt just comes off as bitter old men angry at the changing market. Feels desperate and has me pretty bummed on anti hero.
my feelings summed up quite well
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I think its very funny, seems like some of you guys are bitter ones.
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i hope sir francis gerwer doesnt read ya'll comments. i feel like he's never criticized for his humor and he might not take slap's lack of laughter well. what if this signals the end of 'funny frank'? you guys might bully him of making us laugh if you're not careful. i hope little brands can make us laugh now
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im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.
pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
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Hey these boards might be worth a lot some day so pay attention.
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hm.
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im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.
pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
A Hellride Google Maps spot map, an Our Life profit and loss spreadsheet, a timeline of T-Mo's recent footage and his royalties cheque.
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im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.
pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
Listening to Dystopia in your condominium
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im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.
pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
Someone please buy this guy a beer
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Always, never take Larry Regnarts seriously. This shit is going to be good.
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It's already flunked!
Always, never take Larry Regnarts seriously. This shit is going to be good.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BlCLO1vF_Nc/?taken-by=dawgshitskateboards1
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That was sick. I will eat the humble pie with pleasure!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlCLO1vF_Nc/?taken-by=dawgshitskateboards1
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rawdawg is raw!
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Powell already did this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ULRzlgXhses/SyEMx-RshpI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/FyslP-XxDyU/s320/powellsmallco01.jpg
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I usually back all the joke graphics and whatnot that anti hero does, including when they poked fun at quasi 2 years back, but this whole stunt just comes off as bitter old men angry at the changing market. Feels desperate and has me pretty bummed on anti hero.
Agreed. Additionally, it's just not that funny. This manages to be tired and desperate at the same time.
That's what I see. I don't even like half the new brands out there, but the good ol' 18 can't be a king forever.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BlBpK7cjnVs
(https://i.imgur.com/sZ6FlFQ.jpg)
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Too much effort for what is at most mildly funny.
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holy shit, footage of miorana! :O
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BlCLO1vF_Nc/?taken-by=dawgshitskateboards1
ARF!
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You know how companies make novelty pieces of wax? A piece of dawgshit wax in a doggy bag would actually be kinda funny
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Too much effort for what is at most mildly funny.
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We're all being trolled by AH
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You know how companies make novelty pieces of wax? A piece of dawgshit wax in a doggy bag would actually be kinda funny
Except Skate Mental already did it
(http://skatepharm.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/SkateMental_Wax-Shit.jpg)
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Yeah I figured that might have been done already. But if it just came in a doggy bag that had DAWGSHIT printed on it would still be good
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Why do wax companies act like human shit doesn't exist?
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Why do wax companies act like human shit doesn't exist?
Dogshit has that classic pleasing-to-the-eye shape. Humans have liquor diarrhea and vegan flakes.
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Why do wax companies act like human shit doesn't exist?
Dogshit has that classic pleasing-to-the-eye shape. Humans have liquor diarrhea and vegan flakes.
& blood
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If Dawg Shit makes dog accessories and skateboards... I want a pooper scooper and some shit bags from a skate company.
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Jimmy Greco says this is such a Baraka move
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Why do wax companies act like human shit doesn't exist?
Dogshit has that classic pleasing-to-the-eye shape. Humans have liquor diarrhea and vegan flakes.
I fear for you guys and your terrible bowel movements.
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I do wish you could make a gif a graphic, maybe this in like holographic like FA did?
(https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0080/43/1472527261964.gif)
AH did use the pulsating asshole gif into a board kinda that one time
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I do wish you could make a gif a graphic, maybe this in like holographic like FA did?
(https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0080/43/1472527261964.gif)
AH did use the pulsating asshole gif into a board kinda that one time
It's totally possible with lenticular prints.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BlHJ4CllZ5E/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BlHJ4CllZ5E/)
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the name dawgshitskateboards was already taken on instagram
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BlHJ4CllZ5E/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BlHJ4CllZ5E/)
Jumped into dawg shit haha
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Dawg Shit is my shit. More t-mo please.
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the name dawgshitskateboards was already taken on instagram
Its upsetting that someone wanted to unironicly name their brand dawgshit
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I wanna believe slap had at least a little bit to do with 18 having the best idea of the year.
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I almost stepped into human bum shit at this spot recently and I’m pretty sure it was as girthy as a forearm.
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if this is an excuse to give a bunch of deserving skaters boards that arent on antihero i think its rad
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if this is an excuse to give a bunch of deserving skaters boards that arent on antihero i think its rad
so far thats not the case
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im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.
pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
Someone please buy this guy a beer
If i ever find him, he gets one
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You know how companies make novelty pieces of wax? A piece of dawgshit wax in a doggy bag would actually be kinda funny
(http://skatepharm.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/SkateMental_Wax-Shit.jpg)
(http://blog.shakejunt.com/content/posts/chicken-wax-low.png)
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Where's TNT?
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Where's TNT?
probably slapping women
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im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.
pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
I'm backing a mockup of AntiHero and totally would buy the series.
I feel conflicted as I have ordered boards from DLXSF and they've hooked me up here and there I find it kinda lame but to each is their own. However the Idea of this poking jabs at them would be priceless. Let's just have a Humancentipde of all the dudes from DlXSF except Frank and Grosso including Phelper somewhere orchestrating this or is part of it.
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im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.
pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
I feel conflicted as I have ordered boards from DLXSF and they've hooked me up here and there I find it kinda lame but to each is their own. However the Idea of this poking jabs at them would be priceless. Let's just have a Humancentipde of all the dudes from DlXSF except Frank and Grosso including Phelper somewhere orchestrating this or is part of it.
phelper is the nerd who sews them all together.
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im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.
pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
Someone please buy this guy a beer
If i ever find him, he gets one
if ever in mexico hit m up, 2 tacos for you homie!
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Too much effort for what is at most mildly funny.
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I think the split is great and I can't believe how much everyone seems to be bummed on this. Anti-Hero aesthetic for a long time has been satirical takes on modern culture. So why not take a season to point the finger at the industry. I think they did something new, did it pretty well, and if it's not your thing don't worry, it's gone in 3 months.
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Saw the whole new collection at my local shop, really sick decks honesty... But Grimple is definetly the standout and most aesthetically pleasing.
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Saw the whole new collection at my local shop, really sick decks honesty... But Grimple is definetly the standout and most aesthetically pleasing.
It's up on their site:
http://www.antiheroskateboards.com
(http://grimplestix.com/images/grimple-stix-decks.jpg)
(http://jalopiskateco.com/images/jalopi-decks.jpg)
(http://dawgshitskateboards.com/images/dawg-shit-wood.jpg)
(http://yogrtskateboards.com/images/yogrt-decks.jpg)
(http://flyingratskateboards.com/images/flying-rat-boards.jpg)
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so much effort for a shit private joke
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those dawg shit decks remind me of sk8 mafia and the jalopi ones remind me of traffic.
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Bunch of old men bitching about young men doing what they did when they were young men.
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Bunch of old men bitching about young men doing what they did when they were young men.
Couldn’t say it better.
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That grimplestix shaped deck is the only funny thing about this and it's still a novelty.. Hmm is that the joke?
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I will support Frank Gerwer.
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julien footy alert!
http://youtu.be/4iW19Xnxuyk (http://youtu.be/4iW19Xnxuyk)
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Looks like no Trujillo deck?
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what the hell is going here
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what the hell is going here
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Bunch of old men bitching about young men doing what they did when they were young men.
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I will support Frank Gerwer.
I'll pick up that 8.38 Kanfoush for sure.
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This all seems like an elaborate distraction from the fact that neither Andy Roy nor TNT have boards in this catalog.
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This all seems like an elaborate distraction from the fact that neither Andy Roy nor TNT have boards in this catalog.
Maybe they are both on a time out. Like how Julien said on Andy Roy's Epicly Later'd.
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This all seems like an elaborate distraction from the fact that neither Andy Roy nor TNT have boards in this catalog.
maybe they stayed on Anti-Hero ClassicTM
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Seems like an awful lot of work to make a point/joke.
On the other hand, I like the flying rat and grimpelstix stuff, looks cool!
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If it wasn’t for the art dude’s IG posts it would just seem like showing respect to these newer brands in a shit talking kinda way. Either way I bet they will sell a lot of these boards
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its a creative break from the zine format of antihero, its not a bad way to keep it moving.
lemme get some my art in there for the guest boards tho ;(
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im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.
pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
I feel conflicted as I have ordered boards from DLXSF and they've hooked me up here and there I find it kinda lame but to each is their own. However the Idea of this poking jabs at them would be priceless. Let's just have a Humancentipde of all the dudes from DlXSF except Frank and Grosso including Phelper somewhere orchestrating this or is part of it.
this would be so good. a supreme branded tent would be better though.
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im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.
pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
I feel conflicted as I have ordered boards from DLXSF and they've hooked me up here and there I find it kinda lame but to each is their own. However the Idea of this poking jabs at them would be priceless. Let's just have a Humancentipde of all the dudes from DlXSF except Frank and Grosso including Phelper somewhere orchestrating this or is part of it.
this would be so good. a supreme branded tent would be better though.
Life imitates art
(https://ssle.ulximg.com/image/1000x666/cover/1528130561_30853d0dcad45819df9a6ab0e7ff5c2c.jpg/18b28bb3e79ecd5cf78ec39ad7b1a43f/1528130561_0634cd8faeec5e8190d25b7f1397ffe1.jpg)
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So I scooped up the Grosso jalopi for a school cruiser and the billing sku from deluxe was still listed as AH. Y’alls still conspiracying and shit?
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So I scooped up the Grosso jalopi for a school cruiser and the billing sku from deluxe was still listed as AH. Y’alls still conspiracying and shit?
its a joooooooooke.
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A joke until the fall drop
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So I scooped up the Grosso jalopi for a school cruiser and the billing sku from deluxe was still listed as AH. Y’alls still conspiracying and shit?
Is it? I can’t trust anythings as legit anymore because Frog is still in business. Damn this life...
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So I scooped up the Grosso jalopi for a school cruiser and the billing sku from deluxe was still listed as AH. Y’alls still conspiracying and shit?
Is it? I can’t trust anythings as legit anymore because Frog is still in business. Damn this life...
It's still distributed under AH, so yeah wouldn't take it too seriously
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Flying Rat Skateboards
Jalopi Skate Co.
Yogrt
Grimple Stix
Dawg Shit
Can someone tell me what the plan is with this?? Super confusing and makes no sense.....
This isn't real at all.
#1 South Africa music and video blog (https://Afronobs.com)
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A joke until the fall drop
A joke until their revenue increases.
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i love it. the grimple cock is awsome.
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i wonder if deluxe makes more from spitfire or everything else combined
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The Nightmare ripoff is a ridiculous board. Theyre all brands on wood, who cares.
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whats happening at the local skate shop because of this...
Customer walks in asking: "got any Dawg Shit decks 8.5""
Employee: "no but we have Jalopi, Flying Rat, and classic eagle decks in 8.5"."
Customer walks out saying: "Damn ill just find it online"
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whats happening at the local skate shop because of this...
Customer walks in asking: "got any Dawg Shit decks 8.5""
Employee: "no but we have Jalopi, Flying Rat, and classic eagle decks in 8.5"."
Customer walks out saying: "Damn ill just find it online"
this is how you weed out the idiots. that dude probably didnt frequent the shop anyways so who cares. most people would just ask their shop to order it for them.
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whats happening at the local skate shop because of this...
Customer walks in asking: "got any Dawg Shit decks 8.5""
Employee: "no but we have Jalopi, Flying Rat, and classic eagle decks in 8.5"."
Customer walks out saying: "Damn ill just find it online"
do you work at zumiez?
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whats happening at the local skate shop because of this...
Customer walks in asking: "got any Dawg Shit decks 8.5""
Employee: "no but we have Jalopi, Flying Rat, and classic eagle decks in 8.5"."
Customer walks out saying: "Damn ill just find it online"
this is how you weed out the idiots. that dude probably didnt frequent the shop anyways so who cares. most people would just ask their shop to order it for them.
Sry.
I only skate YOGRT
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whats happening at the local skate shop because of this...
Customer walks in asking: "got any Dawg Shit decks 8.5""
Employee: "no but we have Jalopi, Flying Rat, and classic eagle decks in 8.5"."
Customer walks out saying: "Damn ill just find it online"
do you work at zumiez?
No.
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fuck is this terrible berrics article
http://theberrics.com/antihero-divisions/
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anti hero sure likes to poke fun at stuff
...for just about every series
the quasi inspired butthole board was funny
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fuck is this terrible berrics article
http://theberrics.com/antihero-divisions/
"Antihero has always been known for genius marketing. Its latest ploy may be its best yet. It will certainly go down in history as one of the best trolls to happen in skateboarding. In what seems to be a response to the steady introduction of new brands, Antihero has broken the company down into five divisions reflecting the personalities of the riders. Fans of the 1-8 are bewildered to say the least."
It's funny that whoever wrote this might actually consider themselves a "skate journalist" or even a "good writer."
Its equally embarassing that they probably tell people they write “articles” when in reality its a short paragraph then a wall of embedded instagram posts.
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fuck is this terrible berrics article
http://theberrics.com/antihero-divisions/
"Antihero has always been known for genius marketing. Its latest ploy may be its best yet. It will certainly go down in history as one of the best trolls to happen in skateboarding. In what seems to be a response to the steady introduction of new brands, Antihero has broken the company down into five divisions reflecting the personalities of the riders. Fans of the 1-8 are bewildered to say the least."
It's funny that whoever wrote this might actually consider themselves a "skate journalist" or even a "good writer."
Its equally embarassing that they probably tell people they write “articles” when in reality its a short paragraph then a wall of embedded instagram posts.
That's where an associates in creative writing takes you
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Bunch of old men bitching about young men doing what they did when they were young men.