Social media has been putting me in a rage lately. Here are some choice nuggets.
"dat ____ doe", especially people who throw that shit around on social media all day but I know would sound so unforgivably stupid saying it in real life
"bae" and all its variations
People who take a photo of their mom, dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, friend, kid, whatever, and put it on instagram in black and white and write a super long caption about how much that person means to them. It's great you feel this way about this person but just call them and tell them that, you self-centered fuck. Don't make it about you.