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Title: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: kentrock on August 16, 2018, 08:51:56 PM
which pro skater would you most want to smoke a joint with?
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: SHIREFLIP on August 16, 2018, 08:56:33 PM
I dunno.

What if I just take my share of the weed and go home to smoke it alone?

I'd rather do that.

Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: rapscallion on August 16, 2018, 08:58:36 PM
Quote from: SHIREFLIP on August 16, 2018, 08:56:33 PM
I dunno.

What if I just take my share of the weed and go home to smoke it alone?

I'd rather do that.
Just before you masturbate in front of a couple female comedians?
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Pigeon on August 16, 2018, 09:02:17 PM
Antwuan
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Post by: parts_unknown on August 16, 2018, 09:03:03 PM
Any of the pros right before they compete in the Olympics
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Post by: shripshrapper on August 16, 2018, 09:03:57 PM
The Boss.

We all know he isn't totally sober, neckface already spilled the beans.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: botefdunn on August 16, 2018, 09:04:45 PM
Doug Brown
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Post by: bongboarder420 on August 16, 2018, 09:06:22 PM
Quote from: kentrock on August 16, 2018, 08:51:56 PM
which pro skater would you most want to smoke a joint with?

Herman and beagle
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Hoeboi on August 16, 2018, 09:07:56 PM
bryan herman or adelmo jr cuz i know he would come with that super fire.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Kickflipmcdelux on August 16, 2018, 09:11:00 PM
Cardiel obviously. We would vibe to some reggae and talk about the new space army.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: DannyDee on August 16, 2018, 09:30:52 PM
None, shit gives me anxiety now. So probably DGKalis because he'd agree to put it out considering his use of a gas mask on the DGK tours.
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Post by: switchfrontshuv on August 16, 2018, 09:31:24 PM
Antwuan, Nakel, KB, Sage, Andy roy haha
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Post by: HisDudest on August 16, 2018, 09:42:21 PM
Josh Kasper or Bucky Lasek
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: DCLOVE on August 16, 2018, 10:34:35 PM
Quote from: shripshrapper on August 16, 2018, 09:03:57 PM
The Boss.

We all know he isn't totally sober, neckface already spilled the beans.

What now?
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: cherry on August 16, 2018, 10:42:37 PM
I would like to bake ed templeton the vegan edible no one on toy machine cares too...
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Nosferatu on August 16, 2018, 10:45:30 PM
shane heyl
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 16, 2018, 11:09:46 PM
NYJAH MOTHERFUCKING HUSTON BITCH
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Hoeboi on August 16, 2018, 11:44:54 PM
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 16, 2018, 11:09:46 PM
NYJAH MOTHERFUCKING HUSTON BITCH

pretty sure he would tell your old broke ass to beat it, you're creeping the chicks out.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: badfomyhealth on August 16, 2018, 11:55:05 PM
Tom Penny
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: meadowsoprano on August 17, 2018, 12:19:26 AM
I don't smoke weed anymore and no pussy ass pro skater is going to force me back into it.

Leave me alone pro skaters.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: CHONGO on August 17, 2018, 12:22:44 AM
jj
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Shifty Flip on August 17, 2018, 04:39:02 AM
No one said Boo yet? That's odd.



Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: shingles on August 17, 2018, 04:40:28 AM
Hosoi... I wanna lead him back on the wrong path so he's going to end up in jail again
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Post by: rejectpaul on August 17, 2018, 04:53:30 AM
I dont smoke weed anymore either but back in the day i smoked a spliff with CK1 and Ishod on a fourstar trip
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: rapscallion on August 17, 2018, 04:54:56 AM
Quote from: Shifty Flip  on August 17, 2018, 04:39:02 AM
No one said Boo yet? That's odd.
Makes perfect sense to me. He would definitely hog it all while skating away with his bumbag and pretentious circular framed sunglasses, then yell back at you that you're broke.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: feedmeseymour on August 17, 2018, 04:57:36 AM
i would smoke a bong with jerry hsu in a parkinglot
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: headtowall on August 17, 2018, 05:35:22 AM
Ed Templeton, Steve Berra, Jamie Thomas
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Shifty Flip on August 17, 2018, 06:13:46 AM
First joint I ever smoked with a pro was at Woodward in 91-2? We took the horses from the stables and rode them out into the country to chill. We chilled. Things got hectic. The next day Mark Waters was trying to find it why one of his counselors now has a swollen black eye. I think the French kiss even got blamed because they were raiding cabins with wheels in socks at night. 

Woodward was so small those first few years. Always super uptight though.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: AreYouHarvinFun? on August 17, 2018, 06:26:48 AM
Richie Jackson (to get inside of that wild head of his and get some of that skate pirate creativity)
Jordan Maxham (Same as Featch. His creativity spurns my interest)
Evan Smith (See above)
Tyson Peterson (Duuhh! Dude is basically a 2018 walking iPath ad. Smoke all day!)

Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: jomeara1 on August 17, 2018, 06:29:24 AM
Quote from: headtowall on August 17, 2018, 05:35:22 AM
Ed Templeton, Steve Berra, Jamie Thomas

Borra would probably call the cops on you just for bringing it up.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Dirty Daventry on August 17, 2018, 06:37:00 AM
Wes Kremer would be rad to hang with probably.
Evan Smith because hed come out with some mad shit.
Chewy Cannon and Jamal Smith at the same time.
Tony Hawk.
Tim O Connor
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: OldManSkate on August 17, 2018, 07:03:19 AM
Muska, Ishod, Hsu, Wes Kremer.

Leticia Bufoni, then she can smoke my joint afterwards.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Frank on August 17, 2018, 07:21:29 AM
Quote from: badfomyhealth on August 16, 2018, 11:55:05 PM
Tom Penny
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: WarmUpZone on August 17, 2018, 07:42:36 AM
Ryan Reyes seems like a cool person to smoke a joint with.
Get high, jam some music, eat some snacks, skate a ditch. That would be alllll riiiiight.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Craig Lutzka on August 17, 2018, 08:10:46 AM
I'd like to smoke a pound with T GUNZ SANDOVAL, although I would probably die trying
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Post by: Stony Hawk on August 17, 2018, 08:14:35 AM
Riley Hawk’s Dad
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: LemThurdy on August 17, 2018, 08:16:29 AM
P-Rod or Ishod
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Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on August 17, 2018, 08:20:32 AM
prob Jessee
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: nopes on August 17, 2018, 08:41:40 AM
none because its always a letdown meeting people like this
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: georgethecat on August 17, 2018, 08:42:31 AM
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The Boss.

We all know he isn't totally sober, neckface already spilled the beans.
[close]

What now?
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Far from relevant on August 17, 2018, 08:44:40 AM
Spencer Hamilton
Schmatty Chaffin
Muska in his homless Oside days (i dont think he smokes weed now)

And NEVER John Dickson in his stoner days.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Mr. Fink on August 17, 2018, 08:48:18 AM
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Ed Templeton, Steve Berra, Jamie Thomas
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Borra would probably call the cops on you just for bringing it up. cry
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: GAY on August 17, 2018, 09:04:15 AM
BA is the only pro I'd relapse for.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: cloudy on August 17, 2018, 09:32:16 AM
doug "pineapple express" saladino
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: shripshrapper on August 17, 2018, 11:46:08 AM
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The Boss.

We all know he isn't totally sober, neckface already spilled the beans.
[close]

What now?
[close]

Old neckface dropped the hint in a really underhanded "It's not me saying it" kind of way.. I'm paraphrasing, but basically he said: "Andrew being sober? Well, he's weird in other ways now.. And I still hear rumours."
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Baron Samedi on August 17, 2018, 11:49:30 AM
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The Boss.

We all know he isn't totally sober, neckface already spilled the beans.
[close]

What now?
[close]
[close]

Old neckface dropped the hint in a really underhanded "It's not me saying it" kind of way.. I'm paraphrasing, but basically he said: "Andrew being sober? Well, he's weird in other ways now.. And I still hear rumours."
yeah i hear the best thing to do with a sketchy unfounded rumor about a respected member of a community is to thoughtlessly disseminate it
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Shitbag on August 17, 2018, 12:27:39 PM
First of all I quit smoking weed in 1994 but do people even smoke joints anymore?
I was just thinking about it the other day, seems like these days it's all spliffs and blunts not to mention the weed pen shit and dabs or whatever that shits called.
Joints remind me of high school and that was a loooooooooong time ago.

When I did smoke however, I used to frequently partake in bong rips with Jef Hartsel and that's not something I'd recommend unless you're a seasoned heavyweight.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: greendoubt on August 17, 2018, 03:32:51 PM
i wanna smoke a footlong spliff with trapasso
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: streetsoup on August 17, 2018, 03:55:12 PM
Quote from: Shitbag on August 17, 2018, 12:27:39 PM
First of all I quit smoking weed in 1994 but do people even smoke joints anymore?
I was just thinking about it the other day, seems like these days it's all spliffs and blunts not to mention the weed pen shit and dabs or whatever that shits called.
Joints remind me of high school and that was a loooooooooong time ago.

When I did smoke however, I used to frequently partake in bong rips with Jef Hartsel and that's not something I'd recommend unless you're a seasoned heavyweight.

Joints still getting rolled, no doubt! People around here have superimposed the term "spliff" for just regular joints, don't know if that's the way it is elsewhere too...
And damn! Bong rips with Hartsel sounds about right.

It'd be fun to smoke a doobie with some OG heads, Alva, Natas, Guerrero, Kirchart, Dressen, Grosso. They'd probably roll em loose with no crutch too.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: GAY on August 17, 2018, 03:58:19 PM
Quote from: greendoubt on August 17, 2018, 03:32:51 PM
i wanna smoke a footlong spliff with trapasso

If you just breathe the air around him you'll probably get pretty toasted.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: fs overkrook on August 17, 2018, 04:06:34 PM
Jerry gurney
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Post by: DM on August 17, 2018, 04:23:59 PM
Berra
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on August 17, 2018, 04:45:20 PM
Def. Wes Kremer but I'd want to chill and hed be on a skating mission

And yes joints are still a thing. I have everything from isolates to shatter to live resin and hash, and my preferred for is still just a decent joint.

Those vape pens are the shit for at work though.

Actually,  in hindsight marc johnson or koston. Just because I'm 100% sure they're panic and it would be hilarious



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Post by: georgethecat on August 17, 2018, 06:05:21 PM
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The Boss.

We all know he isn't totally sober, neckface already spilled the beans.
[close]

What now?
[close]
[close]

Old neckface dropped the hint in a really underhanded "It's not me saying it" kind of way.. I'm paraphrasing, but basically he said: "Andrew being sober? Well, he's weird in other ways now.. And I still hear rumours."

Where did old neckface drop this hint?
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: sufodiv on August 17, 2018, 06:21:06 PM
lil wayne
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: SHIREFLIP on August 17, 2018, 08:28:54 PM
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I dunno.

What if I just take my share of the weed and go home to smoke it alone?

I'd rather do that.
[close]
Just before you masturbate in front of a couple female comedians?

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Post by: coyote2425 on August 17, 2018, 08:36:32 PM
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The Boss.

We all know he isn't totally sober, neckface already spilled the beans.
[close]

What now?
[close]
[close]

Old neckface dropped the hint in a really underhanded "It's not me saying it" kind of way.. I'm paraphrasing, but basically he said: "Andrew being sober? Well, he's weird in other ways now.. And I still hear rumours."
[close]
yeah i hear the best thing to do with a sketchy unfounded rumor about a respected member of a community is to thoughtlessly disseminate it

Real shit. Read it on SLAP. #fact
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: fs overkrook on August 17, 2018, 08:53:36 PM
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The Boss.

We all know he isn't totally sober, neckface already spilled the beans.
[close]

What now?
[close]
[close]

Old neckface dropped the hint in a really underhanded "It's not me saying it" kind of way.. I'm paraphrasing, but basically he said: "Andrew being sober? Well, he's weird in other ways now.. And I still hear rumours."
[close]
yeah i hear the best thing to do with a sketchy unfounded rumor about a respected member of a community is to thoughtlessly disseminate it
Like what happened to Jason jessee right?
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: thebacker on August 17, 2018, 08:55:11 PM
Your mom
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Post by: Vert Reynolds on August 17, 2018, 09:58:23 PM
id wanna smoke with Peanut brown & JJ on the top Deck of a Vert Ramp & Spread nothing but chill Vibes

Spread the Chill vibes like Ass Cheeks & ragged Pussy lips
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on August 17, 2018, 10:02:38 PM
Quote from: Vert Reynolds on August 17, 2018, 09:58:23 PM
id wanna smoke with Peanut brown & JJ on the top Deck of a Vert Ramp & Spread nothing but chill Vibes

Spread the Chill vibes like Ass Cheeks & ragged Pussy lips

Sounds raging
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Bumpovertrash on August 17, 2018, 11:57:19 PM
dill
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Post by: cynical cow on August 18, 2018, 12:22:03 AM
Grosso
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Post by: PeggyHillsShittySpanish on August 18, 2018, 01:25:53 AM
Ethan Fowler or Pops
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Post by: suprisebuttsex on August 18, 2018, 02:11:27 AM
Jamal smith, wes or evan smith
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 18, 2018, 08:57:16 AM
Frank Gerwer
Peter Hewitt
Jeff Grosso
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 18, 2018, 11:53:33 AM
  I did smoke a joint with Spencer Fujimoto once.  Smoked one with Todd Jordan.  Uh, Aaron dude who was pro for popwar, Smoked quite a few on my porch with Barry Walsh.  Barry Walsh is a fucking cat and is an underated talent for sure. I forget who else.
Title: Re: which pro would you want to smoke a joint with
Post by: shripshrapper on August 18, 2018, 04:40:02 PM
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The Boss.

We all know he isn't totally sober, neckface already spilled the beans.
[close]

What now?
[close]
[close]

Old neckface dropped the hint in a really underhanded "It's not me saying it" kind of way.. I'm paraphrasing, but basically he said: "Andrew being sober? Well, he's weird in other ways now.. And I still hear rumours."
[close]

Where did old neckface drop this hint?

I'm pretty sure he was getting interviewed for an Epicly latered, I saw it a year or two ago so I can't remember.