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I work with a chick who legit only eats mac and cheese. She's 23 and rather attractive. Her pheromones smell like Kraft products.

sounds like ARFID. just be sure you know what you getting into.

[JANUS]

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Rotini noodles are my favorite cuz u can use uncooked ones as great spliff/ joint filter. Idk what called but been making this  - ideally with spaghetti noodles - regular tomatoe basil sauce , add anchovies, capers and kalamata olives n cook it with noodles in pan after boilin noodles - it really good. Was in Milan for a few months last year and they had this pizza called “Romano’s” with the same toppings it how I got the idea.

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Sounds like you’re talking about a puttanesca sauce

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Thanks for the info g!

ROFL pasta of the whore. I refused to believe my chef back in the day when he explained the etymology of the fishy dish.

[streetmeat]

just here to say shells n that liquid pouch cheese > elbow noodles and that powder bullshit.

[radcunt]

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I made an absolute banger of a creamy mushroom pasta sauce tonight.  Super easy and hugely delicious. 


Pop on your spaghetti
Fry your mushrooms in some butter & pepper tilll golden brown
Chuck in some minced garlic for the last minute
Put em aside.
Drain your spaghetti 2 minutes early, v al dente.
Same pan, pop some butter & flour in & get it goin'
Pop in a cup of milk
whisk it tilll its smooth
chuck in the pasta
chuck in the mushrooms
cook it down a bit
chuck in some parmesan
salt
fuckin' banger.

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add madeira or marsala wine in the middle of this

Hell yeah

[GrayCellGreen]

Spicy masala mac and cheese is where its at. Mouth is watering right now just talking about it

[fineslime]

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I work with a chick who legit only eats mac and cheese. She's 23 and rather attractive. Her pheromones smell like Kraft products.

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sounds like ARFID. just be sure you know what you getting into.

woah, I've never heard of that before. I know certain dietary habits can speak to mental illness/ personality disorders, but this is a new one for me.

[Banned from the room]

your balls smell like mac and cheese?

If I don't do laundry in time and have to go into the laundry basket yes lol.

Like craft dinner that's been in the fridge.

[formula420]

I got a 5 pack of cheetos mac n cheese at Costco and it was pretty decent for processed bullshit.

[slimvanilla]

Panera mac n cheese is S tier

[fakie nollie]

Any psychos here ever make Mac n cheese with spaghetti noodles?

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Rotini noodles are my favorite cuz u can use uncooked ones as great spliff/ joint filter. Idk what called but been making this  - ideally with spaghetti noodles - regular tomatoe basil sauce , add anchovies, capers and kalamata olives n cook it with noodles in pan after boilin noodles - it really good. Was in Milan for a few months last year and they had this pizza called “Romano’s” with the same toppings it how I got the idea.

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Sounds like you’re talking about a puttanesca sauce

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Thanks for the info g!

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ROFL pasta of the whore. I refused to believe my chef back in the day when he explained the etymology of the fishy dish.

That stuff is super good, you let the anchovies disintegrate in the pan and you never would even know they are there but they really bring the flavor.

[lurkluke]

Any psychos here ever make Mac n cheese with spaghetti noodles?

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This is the best pasta dish and even less ingredients than mac n cheese...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cacio_e_pepe

Much harder to make.

[Mean salto]

Any psychos here ever make Mac n cheese with spaghetti noodles?

Fusilli always!

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Any psychos here ever make Mac n cheese with spaghetti noodles?

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Fusilli always!

[WavyDavy]

still have to try pasta al limone

[Steely Daniel]

still have to try pasta al limone

Yeah, that sounds good as fuck. I love lemons and I love simple sauces on good pasta.

A lovely mushroom cream sauce or pesto is hard to beat so this would be in that same category and I need it in my life.

[yghartsyrt]

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Any psychos here ever make Mac n cheese with spaghetti noodles?

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This is the best pasta dish and even less ingredients than mac n cheese...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cacio_e_pepe

Much harder to make.

Also a phenomenal pasta dish. Absolutely love it

[HugeBodBoyle]

I made a vegetarian carbonara the other night (with rigatoni) and it was probably the most difficult time I have ever had while cooking. I cursed it. But it tasted pretty good.

[yghartsyrt]

I made a vegetarian carbonara the other night (with rigatoni) and it was probably the most difficult time I have ever had while cooking. I cursed it. But it tasted pretty good.

What was the problem? I’m asking seriously, not as a front

I found that using butternut squash as a purée with some water from the pasta together with some smoked tofu and Kala namak (for the egg flavor) a super easy and quick vegan carbonara substitute

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I work with a chick who legit only eats mac and cheese. She's 23 and rather attractive. Her pheromones smell like Kraft products.

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sounds like ARFID. just be sure you know what you getting into.

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woah, I've never heard of that before. I know certain dietary habits can speak to mental illness/ personality disorders, but this is a new one for me.

a lot of people never heard of it. which often results in misunderstanding people who suffer from it, and even people not getting diagnosed.
for some reason mac and cheese is one of the few foods most people suffering from ARFID will have no/less trouble eating.

[WorldsbestWeedsm0ker]

[adam xandler]

Did you actually just post the remix?

You sick fuck

[Banned from the room]

Panera mac n cheese is S tier

My niece and nephews would agree. They love that stuff

[Banned from the room]

another macaroni song kinda. I would love to see someone skate to this.

[WorldsbestWeedsm0ker]

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Did you actually just post the remix?

You sick fuck

The remix go hard af haha

[dr.prestige]

Loosely related, RIP Trevor

[pizzafliptofakie]

Loosely related, RIP Trevor

"whatever. Suck it, losers!"

[No Wave Comply]

Pasta related fun:

[lurkluke]

I made a vegetarian carbonara the other night (with rigatoni) and it was probably the most difficult time I have ever had while cooking. I cursed it. But it tasted pretty good.

Miso works super good in vegan/vege pasta. A little white miso, mixed up with some water will mimic fatty/salty umami.

Also I couldn't work out what I wanted my partner to cook for my birthday, until reading this thread. She's makin carbonara - we even mail ordered guanciale and pecorino, and she'll handmake the pasta.

Hell yeah thanks everyone.

[JANUS]

she'll handmake the pasta.

Mama mia, marriage material!