I lived in Tampa and went to college there. While there I interned for Bubba the Love Sponge. My pet name on the show was Coconut Head. I once did the "drink a gallon of milk in under an hour" challenge on air and vomited into a trash can during his show.
At Christmas Bubba would do a toy drive thing called Toys for Tits and I helped work the event one year. Dudes could bring in a toy to this car wash thing and these stripper chicks would pose for a picture with them or something like that - you bring in a toy for a charity drive and you’d get to see some boobs. The head intern was named Spice Boy and he was like, "Yo Coconut Headcome here! You’re about to get a big payoff for being an intern on this show," and he sat me on this La-Z-Boy chair on wheels. Then he called two of the stripper girls over and was like, "Sit on Coconut Head’s lap!" so they did with their tops off and he pushed the three of us around on the chair for a minute.
After that was over he was like, "I told you working for this show was fucking awesome!" I smiled and tried to act like I was stoked but I was secretly so bummed.