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Title: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: Plop on June 08, 2018, 06:22:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lztc41Wh6MA
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Burton Ernie on June 08, 2018, 06:43:55 PM
I might be too high but I laughed a few times.

"you wouldn't give stickers to kids?"

*whispers* "fuck no"

hilarious.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: verylowimpact on June 08, 2018, 08:30:40 PM
Another youtube celebrity. Great.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: tkp on June 09, 2018, 07:17:56 AM
Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?

(https://image.ibb.co/dWSHyT/wate.jpg)
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on June 09, 2018, 07:25:18 AM
Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?

(https://image.ibb.co/dWSHyT/wate.jpg)

Coop!

Also its funny he decided to start a youtube channel with how much shit they talk about youtubers on the show.

(https://i.imgur.com/NzzqZqI.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Mcidraque on June 09, 2018, 07:34:04 AM
Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?

(https://image.ibb.co/dWSHyT/wate.jpg)

i remember some alex olson ad (girl or vans if not mistaken) in there. Looks awesome for a photo
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on June 09, 2018, 08:00:29 AM
The longest death rattle.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Statebird on June 09, 2018, 09:04:15 AM
Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?

(https://image.ibb.co/dWSHyT/wate.jpg)

mark gutterman, 2:29, bonus points for filming from a boat in water

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRIKUNcyXss
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: matureoftheocean on June 09, 2018, 11:46:47 AM
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Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?

(https://image.ibb.co/dWSHyT/wate.jpg)
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mark gutterman, 2:29, bonus points for filming from a boat in water

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRIKUNcyXss

that was great part! did not remember that dude at all.. nice choices 👌
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Sidewalk Funk. on June 09, 2018, 01:14:52 PM
Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?


I think I remember a photo that was run of a fs nose grind pop out as well. Can't remember who did it though.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Watson on June 09, 2018, 05:23:48 PM
Yeah I like The Nine Club and also like Chris Roberts, but this is really pathetic.
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Post by: REGS on June 09, 2018, 05:40:39 PM
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Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?

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I think I remember a photo that was run of a fs nose grind pop out as well. Can't remember who did it though.

Natas was (unsurprisingly) the first to skate them. Shot by Lance Mountain (not from the water though)

(https://i.imgur.com/cIjkpS3.jpg)

Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on June 09, 2018, 06:07:39 PM
thats so fake
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Sondor on June 10, 2018, 03:39:10 AM
SLAP should find some dirt frim his past and ban him from the industry. I heard his pretty big in the furry community. Also, wound't be suprised if he used to "take advantage" of Larry at some point.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: JABRONI on June 10, 2018, 07:54:39 AM
Hows he afford that place though?
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: fongool on June 10, 2018, 08:27:53 AM
Don't Roger & Kelly live in that apartment as well? Seems like it's been overtaken by all the Nine Club gear.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: metsuri on June 10, 2018, 08:33:13 AM
Hows he afford that place though?

He grew up in Malibu. I would imagine he comes from money?
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Post by: anon on June 10, 2018, 09:43:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6CJ6tBUhQ0
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on June 10, 2018, 10:28:26 AM
thats so fake

if you are talking about the Natas pic you don't skate.
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Post by: Allen. on June 10, 2018, 12:08:10 PM
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Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?

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I think I remember a photo that was run of a fs nose grind pop out as well. Can't remember who did it though.

Alex Olson in a Vans ad I think.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: bort. on June 10, 2018, 10:02:02 PM
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Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?

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I think I remember a photo that was run of a fs nose grind pop out as well. Can't remember who did it though.
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Alex Olson in a Vans ad I think.

Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Mcidraque on June 11, 2018, 01:20:07 AM
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Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?

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I think I remember a photo that was run of a fs nose grind pop out as well. Can't remember who did it though.
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Alex Olson in a Vans ad I think.
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yep, that's the one i was talking about. great shot damm
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Nth syd bear on June 11, 2018, 05:41:15 AM
I liked this video but I like crib and the nine club a lot
Not sure why would you question chris Roberts finances
a he obviously ain’t silly
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Watson on June 11, 2018, 09:39:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6CJ6tBUhQ0

Holy shit this song is a fucking trip.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Chris on June 11, 2018, 10:19:24 AM
I laughed way more at listening to the song then I did watching that Roberts video. Thank god for the production team that was in the studio for the recording of that song.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Watson on June 11, 2018, 11:01:16 AM
Just wasted the whole morning at work listening to the whole album. 12/10 must cop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMOXxX5_wAA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspa9ovZtfc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTl6aip7zqg
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Rockin Robbin on July 03, 2018, 06:19:54 PM
Alright this shit is actually kinda entertaining. Crob still got it first try.

http://youtu.be/ata5Wy1RN7I (http://youtu.be/ata5Wy1RN7I)
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: Bloodonmydick on July 04, 2018, 06:53:55 AM
Not sure why he is pro. If he didn't have his show he would of been kicked of chocolate 101 episodes ago
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 04, 2018, 11:22:17 AM
Not sure why he is pro. If he didn't have his show he would of been kicked of chocolate 101 episodes ago


but he does have this show and his name is on a board and there is blood on your stupid dick
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: DCLOVE on July 04, 2018, 11:30:07 AM
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Not sure why he is pro. If he didn't have his show he would of been kicked of chocolate 101 episodes ago
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but he does have this show and his name is on a board and there is blood on your stupid dick

I’ve always assumed he at least skated with the guys and got clips here and there if they kept him when they dropped Castillo. I think it really comes down to keeping all these dudes on still cause they realized they fucked the team by focusing too much on fully flared and thus squandering all the other dudes prime years.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: ill_Murray on July 04, 2018, 11:38:22 AM
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Hows he afford that place though?
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He grew up in Malibu. I would imagine he comes from money?


He does a lot of IT stuff for a big Medical Cannabis company in West LA that one of his friends owns.
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Post by: conqueso on July 04, 2018, 12:14:30 PM
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Hows he afford that place though?
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He grew up in Malibu. I would imagine he comes from money?
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He does a lot of IT stuff for a big Medical Cannabis company in West LA that one of his friends owns.

sounds like a solid 15-20 bucks an hour.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: DCLOVE on July 04, 2018, 12:30:06 PM
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Hows he afford that place though?
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He grew up in Malibu. I would imagine he comes from money?
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He does a lot of IT stuff for a big Medical Cannabis company in West LA that one of his friends owns.
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sounds like a solid 15-20 bucks an hour.

Dude lives in Marina Del Rey. Starting prices for an apartment there are $2500 a month. Can’t be doing that bad.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: Bloodonmydick on July 04, 2018, 12:40:26 PM
Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: Bloodonmydick on July 04, 2018, 12:42:41 PM
He probably doesn't make a penny off of skating now because he sucks. The fact that chocolate hasn't brought him on a single trip since the inception of nine club shows his lack of talent. He barely leaves his area. I heard all of this from that drider Daniel
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: essal on July 04, 2018, 12:55:21 PM
Just wasted the whole morning at work listening to the whole album. 12/10 must cop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMOXxX5_wAA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspa9ovZtfc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTl6aip7zqg
holy shit agreed this is a 12/10 album
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: DCLOVE on July 04, 2018, 02:36:24 PM
Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
i always kinda wondered how he just stayed in Barcelona after a trip for 6 months. I know skaters are different and he could have had a free place to stay and film but that’s a long time to stay somewhere else on your own dime while still paying for a spot in la.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 04, 2018, 04:13:10 PM
Random standard issue manny pad in some dingy little parking lot; I like his taste in spots.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: Nosferatu on July 04, 2018, 04:25:13 PM
Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.

What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Budgie Lasek on July 04, 2018, 05:41:07 PM
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Just wasted the whole morning at work listening to the whole album. 12/10 must cop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMOXxX5_wAA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspa9ovZtfc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTl6aip7zqg
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holy shit agreed this is a 12/10 album

Currently remixing Cocaine and Crack. McGruff comin' with that fire!
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on July 04, 2018, 05:42:25 PM
Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?

(https://image.ibb.co/dWSHyT/wate.jpg)
Don't know how to show it but in one of my first TWS mags(Think it was the TWS cover with the Penny front blunt he didn't land) I recall a Koston back lip on those ledges from the water, think it was the first back lip I ever saw a photo of and the way that spot was made it seem impossible, always wondered how he came outta it ... Never seen footage of it which makes me think its all smoke n mirrors now, but yeah Koston has a good photo at that spot shot from the abyss.

Gonna listen to McGruff now to remind me of kindergarten days where Nancy Regan told me to "Just Say No."




Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 04, 2018, 05:52:46 PM
That McGruff album is changing my life
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Nosferatu on July 04, 2018, 05:57:11 PM
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Don't know how to show it but in one of my first TWS mags(Think it was the TWS cover with the Penny front blunt he didn't land) I recall a Koston back lip on those ledges from the water, think it was the first back lip I ever saw a photo of and the way that spot was made it seem impossible, always wondered how he came outta it ... Never seen footage of it which makes me think its all smoke n mirrors now, but yeah Koston has a good photo at that spot shot from the abyss.

Gonna listen to McGruff now to remind me of kindergarten days where Nancy Regan told me to "Just Say No."

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KclPusX0Ngw/UBGufFNSY8I/AAAAAAAAUJg/x_PglBefsWE/s1600/kostonbacklipbridgechrome.jpg)
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on July 04, 2018, 06:36:04 PM
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Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?
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Don't know how to show it but in one of my first TWS mags(Think it was the TWS cover with the Penny front blunt he didn't land) I recall a Koston back lip on those ledges from the water, think it was the first back lip I ever saw a photo of and the way that spot was made it seem impossible, always wondered how he came outta it ... Never seen footage of it which makes me think its all smoke n mirrors now, but yeah Koston has a good photo at that spot shot from the abyss.

Gonna listen to McGruff now to remind me of kindergarten days where Nancy Regan told me to "Just Say No."
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KclPusX0Ngw/UBGufFNSY8I/AAAAAAAAUJg/x_PglBefsWE/s1600/kostonbacklipbridgechrome.jpg)
That's the photo, thanks mang.

That McGruff album is changing my life
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: Bloodonmydick on July 04, 2018, 07:18:46 PM
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.

The law firm is called Crob bob law.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Style Police on July 05, 2018, 10:38:36 AM
Those ledges over the canal look pretty awesome. Anyone know of photos shot from the water?

(https://image.ibb.co/dWSHyT/wate.jpg)

(https://s33.postimg.cc/hah42y227/Screen_Shot_2018-07-05_at_10.32.55_AM.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 05, 2018, 06:03:06 PM
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
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The law firm is called Crob bob law.

It took you 66 posts to write something mildly worthwhile.  Is this going to be your average?  Can you DM me after another 65, I assume I'll have you on ignore.

Also, have you considered washing your dick?
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: Bloodonmydick on July 05, 2018, 06:28:34 PM
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
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The law firm is called Crob bob law.
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It took you 66 posts to write something mildly worthwhile.  Is this going to be your average?  Can you DM me after another 65, I assume I'll have you on ignore.

Also, have you considered washing your dick?

I'm still figuring this shit out. By post 124 I'll be on fire. Just give me until junior member status and you'll be checking Slap every 4 minutes to see what I'm posting
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 07, 2018, 01:50:14 PM
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
[close]

The law firm is called Crob bob law.
[close]

It took you 66 posts to write something mildly worthwhile.  Is this going to be your average?  Can you DM me after another 65, I assume I'll have you on ignore.

Also, have you considered washing your dick?
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I'm still figuring this shit out. By post 124 I'll be on fire. Just give me until junior member status and you'll be checking Slap every 4 minutes to see what I'm posting

Guess it wasn't meant to be.
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Post by: DCLOVE on July 07, 2018, 01:55:43 PM
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
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The law firm is called Crob bob law.
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It took you 66 posts to write something mildly worthwhile.  Is this going to be your average?  Can you DM me after another 65, I assume I'll have you on ignore.

Also, have you considered washing your dick?
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I'm still figuring this shit out. By post 124 I'll be on fire. Just give me until junior member status and you'll be checking Slap every 4 minutes to see what I'm posting
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Guess it wasn't meant to be.

😂😂😂
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: toque on July 07, 2018, 02:33:25 PM
Anybody in this thread ignoring the Scruff McGruff songs to post something about boring ass Chris Roberts is wacked in the head
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Post by: muntcuscle on July 10, 2018, 03:35:18 PM
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Just wasted the whole morning at work listening to the whole album. 12/10 must cop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMOXxX5_wAA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspa9ovZtfc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTl6aip7zqg
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holy shit agreed this is a 12/10 album
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Currently remixing Cocaine and Crack. McGruff comin' with that fire!

marijuana slaps
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on July 10, 2018, 03:47:10 PM
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Years ago I know chocolate would pay each of their riders 5k a month. Im sure that's different now but crob comes from money. His family has a huge law firm in LA. Thats why he was always front row at Lakers games.
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What law firm?

Also, I could see someone killing it to Crack and Cocaine.
[close]

The law firm is called Crob bob law.
[close]

It took you 66 posts to write something mildly worthwhile.  Is this going to be your average?  Can you DM me after another 65, I assume I'll have you on ignore.

Also, have you considered washing your dick?
[close]

I'm still figuring this shit out. By post 124 I'll be on fire. Just give me until junior member status and you'll be checking Slap every 4 minutes to see what I'm posting
[close]

Guess it wasn't meant to be.
Pour out a lil liquor for Bloo Don, how he lived so fast and died so young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgI8qdijcFg
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me" #001
Post by: Bristol_Palin on July 10, 2018, 04:11:03 PM
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Just wasted the whole morning at work listening to the whole album. 12/10 must cop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMOXxX5_wAA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspa9ovZtfc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTl6aip7zqg
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holy shit agreed this is a 12/10 album

I didn't really have any reason to check this thread but I think it just might of changed my life. These are amazing.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: ChiefSQueff on July 10, 2018, 04:46:49 PM
Bloodonmydick is back. You will soon see. He just had to slow his roll a little bit.

FREE QUEFF
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Post by: pugmaster on July 10, 2018, 06:19:54 PM
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Just wasted the whole morning at work listening to the whole album. 12/10 must cop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMOXxX5_wAA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspa9ovZtfc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTl6aip7zqg
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holy shit agreed this is a 12/10 album
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Currently remixing Cocaine and Crack. McGruff comin' with that fire!

I just want to watch the "making of" footage, where an adult human puts on the dog suit head and trench coat to record the voice overs, putting their full effort into each take.
Title: Re: Chris Roberts "I'm Glad I'm Not Me"
Post by: Very Bev on July 11, 2018, 02:28:45 PM
ive always kinda been a sucker for this "day in the life" type shit