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Title: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Changes on June 09, 2018, 09:53:33 AM
For the 3rd time, weird he only got married to another French chick like 2 years ago and he’s married another one

https://instagram.com/p/BjzjI3lHb_N/
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on June 09, 2018, 09:55:54 AM
I thought someone here posted he was Gay?  :-\

Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: SodaJerk on June 09, 2018, 10:00:33 AM
Swear he's starting to look like Rodney Rude
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Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: GAY on June 09, 2018, 10:06:51 AM
Lesbian weddings are wonderful! Congrats Dusty!
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 09, 2018, 10:12:29 AM
At this rate, Dustin Dollin’s baker 4 part is going to be a photo collage of entirely different failed marriages.
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: ChuckRamone on June 09, 2018, 10:13:16 AM
vive la french pussy
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Watson on June 09, 2018, 10:34:56 AM
I have a friend who just announced he's going for round 2 on marriage. I'm stoked for him cause his first wife was a fucking bitch, but I always wonder who supports their friends on marriage number 3, or 4, or more?
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: the snake on June 09, 2018, 10:40:55 AM
stocked for him, i'm in my 4th year alone  ;D
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Shifty Flip on June 09, 2018, 11:12:43 AM
Said "Congratulations Dustin."
He actually responded "She should be the one getting the congratulations". Not sure if I took that incorrectly or not. It's he cocky enough to say his new bride is the lucky one of the couple, in landing the catch that is DD?
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Joclo on June 09, 2018, 12:14:23 PM
Said "Congratulations Dustin."
He actually responded "She should be the one getting the congratulations". Not sure if I took that incorrectly or not. It's he cocky enough to say his new bride is the lucky one of the couple, in landing the catch that is DD?

He was probably in a brown out and got confused.
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on June 09, 2018, 12:16:08 PM
Bet this dude is a fucking punisher
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: TheDraught on June 09, 2018, 02:01:00 PM
Homeboy always reminds me of this fella:

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Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Prawn Cocktail on June 09, 2018, 02:18:03 PM
Saw Dustin at a music festival once and my faith in his fashion choices was shattered. Looked so cliche punk rock. Bloke looks good here though.

Also if I could marry french girls - I would.

Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: pabloalvarado on June 09, 2018, 02:50:28 PM
I thought someone here posted he was Gay?  :-\

That Euro TM and his rumors. Dollin of gay, connfirmed !
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: slappies on June 09, 2018, 03:13:16 PM
I think that thread was just announcing that Dustin has actually been posting on here as GAY for years. Congrats on your 3Rd marriage, GAY.
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: SodaJerk on June 09, 2018, 03:16:52 PM
I have a friend who just announced he's going for round 2 on marriage. I'm stoked for him cause his first wife was a fucking bitch, but I always wonder who supports their friends on marriage number 3, or 4, or more?
Dudes who like a free meal and a party, that's who.
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 09, 2018, 03:23:58 PM
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I have a friend who just announced he's going for round 2 on marriage. I'm stoked for him cause his first wife was a fucking bitch, but I always wonder who supports their friends on marriage number 3, or 4, or more?
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Dudes who like a free meal and a party, that's who.
Did someone say party?
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: GinosGroceries on June 09, 2018, 04:22:24 PM
Said "Congratulations Dustin."
He actually responded "She should be the one getting the congratulations". Not sure if I took that incorrectly or not. It's he cocky enough to say his new bride is the lucky one of the couple, in landing the catch that is DD?
Everything is backwards in the land down under.
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: silhouette on June 09, 2018, 05:01:37 PM
At this rate, Dustin Dollin’s baker 4 part is going to be a photo collage of entirely different failed marriages.

I hope he doesn't treat his women like he treats his beers: first parade around with a new one, take a few public sips for show, then instantly disregard the unfinished business, only to move onto the next fresh one at the counter.
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: snowman600 on June 09, 2018, 05:19:09 PM
mazel tov. finally landed something in 2018
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: REGS on June 09, 2018, 05:31:43 PM
I guess he 'dustined' his first two wives
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on June 09, 2018, 05:31:52 PM
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At this rate, Dustin Dollin’s baker 4 part is going to be a photo collage of entirely different failed marriages.
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I hope he doesn't treat his women like he treats his beers: first parade around with a new one, take a few public sips for show, then instantly disregard the unfinished business, only to move onto the next fresh one at the counter.

you don't look like that in your 30s leaving behind fallen soldiers
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: 5inchDick on June 09, 2018, 05:57:36 PM
WONDER IF HE IS MARRYING FOR GREEN CARDS OR WHAT EVER THEY ARE CALLED WHERE EVER HE IS AHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Changes on June 09, 2018, 06:09:41 PM
he beat his previous wife up.

Top shelf bloke our DD is.

Where did u hear that? I think she cheated on him or left him within a few months after they got married, I remember him posting a note on Facebook from her and everyone was like what a bitch about her saying sorry to him and he removed it a few hours later
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 09, 2018, 07:46:36 PM
I only remembered his first wife from Epicly Laterd
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: poser666 on June 10, 2018, 01:07:41 AM
i exposed this fool like week for being a cocksucker and now he does this for a rebound and to try to cover it all up............he's the reason fucking backpage got shut down!!!
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Mr. Fink on June 10, 2018, 01:30:10 AM
I’m sure Stevie Williams gave an amazing speech at the reception.
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: gsosa on June 10, 2018, 02:17:33 AM
Now lets just wait for one of the gods to post her pics on the weiner wallets thread
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Pigeon on June 10, 2018, 02:32:46 AM
Is Baker 4 going to be before his fourth wife?
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: GershonSweaty on June 10, 2018, 04:34:48 AM
It’s embarrassing this interests me. I also want to know why Kenny Anderson is divorced and Rick McCrank.
Skateboarding needs a TMZ probably.
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: lampshade on June 10, 2018, 06:21:02 AM
I’m sure Stevie Williams gave an amazing speech at the reception.

Lol.  "Don't let a certain group of people discourage you."  Jason Jesse not invited. 

I don't get the multiple marriage thing.  I've been with my wife since the last semester of college, we've lived in several different cities together, bought a home, but if we broke up, I'd date, probably have girlfriends, but I don't think I'd remarry. 
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Hauntedfortressofdoom on June 10, 2018, 06:33:22 AM
There’s no reason to get married in 2018 unless you’re a religious weirdo and you think God’s gonna strike your dick with lightning for having sex.
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 10, 2018, 06:38:14 AM
It’s embarrassing this interests me. I also want to know why Kenny Anderson is divorced and Rick McCrank.
Skateboarding needs a TMZ probably.

Same with Reynolds and Ellington and surprisingly they seem like they got custody of their kids which is rare for fathers who aren’t Piss Drunx
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: shit_for_brains on June 10, 2018, 06:43:46 AM
You guys are surprised that uneducated alcoholics with no sense of responsibility who marry in their 20s get divorced? I did that and I don't even have any sponsors.
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Changes on June 10, 2018, 06:57:11 AM
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It’s embarrassing this interests me. I also want to know why Kenny Anderson is divorced and Rick McCrank.
Skateboarding needs a TMZ probably.
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Same with Reynolds and Ellington and surprisingly they seem like they got custody of their kids which is rare for fathers who aren’t Piss Drunx

Correct me if im wrong but has Ellingtons got his ex wifes name tattooed across his chest?
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 10, 2018, 07:00:03 AM
The only skateboarding marriage scandal I'm interested in is Billy Marks wearing a beanie to his own wedding.
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 10, 2018, 07:01:06 AM
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It’s embarrassing this interests me. I also want to know why Kenny Anderson is divorced and Rick McCrank.
Skateboarding needs a TMZ probably.
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Same with Reynolds and Ellington and surprisingly they seem like they got custody of their kids which is rare for fathers who aren’t Piss Drunx
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Correct me if im wrong but has Ellingtons got his ex wifes name tattooed across his chest?

I think it’s covered up now.  That’s what clues me into it being over
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 10, 2018, 07:02:04 AM
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It’s embarrassing this interests me. I also want to know why Kenny Anderson is divorced and Rick McCrank.
Skateboarding needs a TMZ probably.
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Same with Reynolds and Ellington and surprisingly they seem like they got custody of their kids which is rare for fathers who aren’t Piss Drunx
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Correct me if im wrong but has Ellingtons got his ex wifes name tattooed across his chest?
Yes he did,but she's a babe so its worth it,he married the kcdc girl
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: lampshade on June 10, 2018, 08:12:52 AM
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It’s embarrassing this interests me. I also want to know why Kenny Anderson is divorced and Rick McCrank.
Skateboarding needs a TMZ probably.
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Same with Reynolds and Ellington and surprisingly they seem like they got custody of their kids which is rare for fathers who aren’t Piss Drunx

They have money and it kind of speaks to the kind of people their ex-wives might be. 
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: John Florence on June 10, 2018, 09:22:03 AM
There’s no reason to get married in 2018 unless you’re a religious weirdo and you think God’s gonna strike your dick with lightning for having sex.

Visa
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on June 10, 2018, 09:22:49 AM
It’s okay to have had a bunch of ex wives just ask the birdman
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: dirtyweemidden on June 10, 2018, 09:52:07 AM
It’s embarrassing this interests me. I also want to know why Kenny Anderson is divorced and Rick McCrank.
Skateboarding needs a TMZ probably.

Slap IS skateboarding's TMZ
Title: Re: Dustin Dollin got married
Post by: ChuckRamone on June 10, 2018, 10:15:27 AM
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It’s embarrassing this interests me. I also want to know why Kenny Anderson is divorced and Rick McCrank.
Skateboarding needs a TMZ probably.
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Slap IS skateboarding's TMZ

Slap is slightly more wholesome. it’s like skateboarding’s Us Weekly.