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Title: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Matthew Hamilton on June 20, 2018, 10:50:00 AM
http://www.coloursskateboards.com
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: canadian tm on June 20, 2018, 10:52:49 AM
paul hard is the fucking worst.
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Bitter on June 20, 2018, 10:58:58 AM
paul hard is the fucking worst.
Thought you’d be stoked. They used the Canadian spelling of color.
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: SodaJerk on June 20, 2018, 11:07:02 AM
Make it stop!
(http://skately.com/img/library/print/large/color-skateboards-team-1993.jpg)
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: ungzilla on June 20, 2018, 11:09:54 AM
paul hard is the fucking worst.

"most fort lauderdale dude"

- a poetic slap poster
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Alan on June 20, 2018, 11:23:07 AM
This is some Hollywood 'reboot' level laziness when it comes to picking your new company name.
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Tuna on June 20, 2018, 11:25:13 AM
They're not team riders, they're "collectivists"
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: sfa on June 20, 2018, 11:31:44 AM
Not that I’m a fan. But why has Kevin never gotten on anything?
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: doomstation55 on June 20, 2018, 11:33:39 AM
This is some Hollywood 'reboot' level laziness when it comes to picking your new company name.

I could go for a hollywood reboot, big fan of that company when I was in middle school

(http://skately.com/img/library/print/medium/hollywood-skateboards-hollywood-weekly-2003.jpg)
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: SodaJerk on June 20, 2018, 11:49:56 AM
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This is some Hollywood 'reboot' level laziness when it comes to picking your new company name.
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I could go for a hollywood reboot, big fan of that company when I was in middle school

(http://skately.com/img/library/print/medium/hollywood-skateboards-hollywood-weekly-2003.jpg)
So that's two of Markovich's old brand names down, let see how many we can get.
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: fang on June 20, 2018, 12:20:02 PM
http://youtu.be/LI8Zx_QvNVU
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Mystical Leader on June 20, 2018, 12:48:32 PM
All we need is a SHAPES ! skateboards brand..
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Bread Harrity on June 20, 2018, 01:20:15 PM
All we need is a SHAPES ! skateboards brand..

There was actually a small brand out of massachusetts called Shape Skateboards(I think they were run out of/affiliated with Eastern Boarder?) but I can’t find any of there stuff on the internet anymore
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 20, 2018, 02:46:53 PM
All we need is a SHAPES ! skateboards brand..

So there is Numbers, Hrs and Colours.  Yikes.
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Alan on June 20, 2018, 02:55:46 PM
Nouns Skateboards

(or was it ABP?)
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Salad farmer on June 20, 2018, 03:02:02 PM
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paul hard is the fucking worst.
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"most fort lauderdale dude"

- a poetic slap poster

Isn't he from Jacksonville though? It's a pretty big difference in what the two are like
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: ungzilla on June 20, 2018, 03:05:58 PM
Look I don't care about the finer distinctions among Floridian hellscapes
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: DirtyBurger on June 20, 2018, 04:09:55 PM
Not a big fan of those graphics, but they don't have a web store open yet so it doesn't really concern me. That Ft. Lauderdale quote made me laugh though. Paul Hart could have had a cameo in Bloodline and he would have blended in perfectly.
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on June 20, 2018, 06:54:13 PM
Make it stop!
(http://skately.com/img/library/print/large/color-skateboards-team-1993.jpg)
it better be a homage to the OG Color brand, if not all team members must be forced to recreate Markovich or Wray's part in the color vid complete with era-specific clothing/ boards
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: fulfillthedream on June 20, 2018, 07:04:42 PM
The same guy who does footprint insoles and Crupie wheels is behind this. wonder who else will join the team..

what ever happened to manny santiagos brand fortune? they said they were gonna announce a ride - another one man team like ammo?
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: REGS on June 20, 2018, 08:13:41 PM
paul hard is the fucking worst.

His homophobic outbursts at Copenhagen last year were disgusting, no matter how drunk or "joking around" he was
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Bumpovertrash on June 20, 2018, 08:47:17 PM
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paul hard is the fucking worst.
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His homophobic outbursts at Copenhagen last year were disgusting, no matter how drunk or "joking around" he was
fill a brotha in what was said??
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Joust Ostrich on June 20, 2018, 08:52:46 PM
Make it stop!
(http://skately.com/img/library/print/large/color-skateboards-team-1993.jpg)

I didn't know Nate Lyons was on color. 

Now that I think about it, He did bring Markovich to the park one time. 
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: WarmUpZone on June 21, 2018, 09:56:55 AM
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paul hard is the fucking worst.
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Thought you’d be stoked. They used the Canadian spelling of color.
Apparently collective is spelled "collectiv" in Canada as well. I didn't know that.
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: CHOW on June 21, 2018, 10:09:27 AM
Look I don't care about the finer distinctions among Floridian hellscapes
(https://i.gifer.com/8RT3.gif)
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: SlappyBum on June 21, 2018, 10:14:26 AM
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paul hard is the fucking worst.
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His homophobic outbursts at Copenhagen last year were disgusting, no matter how drunk or "joking around" he was
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fill a brotha in what was said??

Also curious
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: AreYouHarvinFun? on June 21, 2018, 10:46:04 AM
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paul hard is the fucking worst.
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His homophobic outbursts at Copenhagen last year were disgusting, no matter how drunk or "joking around" he was
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fill a brotha in what was said??

Yea, we need more info. What happened now?
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: DCLOVE on June 21, 2018, 11:50:36 AM
The same guy who does footprint insoles and Crupie wheels is behind this. wonder who else will join the team..

what ever happened to manny santiagos brand fortune? they said they were gonna announce a ride - another one man team like ammo?

It’s not mannys brand it’s brett contis and I think he’s more focused on YouTubing now. My roommate in college shared an apartment with him when they worked with red bull. So hopefully that gives you an idea of what path that company has taken.
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: SodaJerk on June 21, 2018, 12:15:48 PM
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The same guy who does footprint insoles and Crupie wheels is behind this. wonder who else will join the team..

what ever happened to manny santiagos brand fortune? they said they were gonna announce a ride - another one man team like ammo?
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It’s not mannys brand it’s brett contis and I think he’s more focused on YouTubing now. My roommate in college shared an apartment with him when they worked with red bull. So hopefully that gives you an idea of what path that company has taken.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/418/903/a6a.gif)
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on June 21, 2018, 12:49:33 PM
Meh skateboards...
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: offkilter on June 21, 2018, 06:54:28 PM
Meh skateboards...

That name has already been taken by 30 different companies
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on June 21, 2018, 08:08:09 PM
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paul hard is the fucking worst.
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Thought you’d be stoked. They used the Canadian spelling of color.
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Apparently collective is spelled "collectiv" in Canada as well. I didn't know that.

Don't listen to WarmUpZone. That's entirely false and I have no idea what his end goal is by stating such a blatant lie.
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: ungzilla on June 21, 2018, 08:28:24 PM
i can't believe you backwards canadians drop the e off the back of random words is what i'm picking up

*believ, in cas you'r having troubl parsing th sentenc
Title: Re: Paul Hart and Kelvin Hoefler on COLOURS SKATEBOARDS
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on June 21, 2018, 08:34:48 PM
Nice use of "parsing."