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Title: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: butterballs for jerry on July 16, 2018, 06:52:02 AM
There's just something about them. They always feel forced, nobody looks casual doing one. Fakie flips ooze style, nollie heels are rarely a let down, but fakie heels just seem like a chore. It's like they're thrown in because the skater already has too many fakie flips in their part. There's no elegance or power to them. They just exist.

Sure there are some good ones, please post any (of course the first one will be Jerry in subject to change) but the vast majority just suck.

Shit heels.
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: CHOW on July 16, 2018, 06:57:14 AM
The one at 2:19 is perfect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gx4PKwSfNY
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Post by: jomeara1 on July 16, 2018, 07:00:09 AM
Lindsey Robertson has a nice one in that Mystery Promo from New Blood

Geoff does a nice one in the beginning of his really Sorry part even though it was down like a three stair
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Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on July 16, 2018, 07:02:54 AM
fakie is the hardest stance to make look good in general
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Post by: Mystical Leader on July 16, 2018, 07:18:07 AM
The one at 2:19 is perfect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gx4PKwSfNY

Damn this part still gets me JJ is so good..

About fakie tricks: fakie > nollie
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: butterballs for jerry on July 16, 2018, 07:25:03 AM
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The one at 2:19 is perfect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gx4PKwSfNY
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Damn this part still gets me JJ is so good..

About fakie tricks: fakie > nollie

Nollie heels are better than fakie heels all day.

Forgot about the JJ mindfield one, fuckin awesome   
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: cloudy on July 16, 2018, 07:25:57 AM
There's just something about them. They always feel forced, nobody looks casual doing one. Fakie flips ooze style, nollie heels are rarely a let down, but fakie heels just seem like a chore. It's like they're thrown in because the skater already has too many fakie flips in their part. There's no elegance or power to them. They just exist.

Sure there are some good ones, please post any (of course the first one will be Jerry in subject to change) but the vast majority just suck.

Shit heels.

speaking of chores, i remember at the time, watching this entire seven minute hammer report re: "rambo's fakie heel" seemed like a real slog. in retrospect, a lot of the greco stuff in there is comedic gold, whether intentional or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSqPbedDtW4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSqPbedDtW4)
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Post by: crackaollie on July 16, 2018, 07:26:50 AM
www.instagram.com/p/Bhs_X-1FcrE/?taken-by=temps.mort.skateboarding
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: Mystical Leader on July 16, 2018, 07:31:46 AM
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The one at 2:19 is perfect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gx4PKwSfNY
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Damn this part still gets me JJ is so good..

About fakie tricks: fakie > nollie
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Nollie heels are better than fakie heels all day.

Forgot about the JJ mindfield one, fuckin awesome

yeah that's about the only trick that looks better nollie.
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: LemThurdy on July 16, 2018, 07:32:50 AM
I think the truth is the trick just doesn’t look good except for when maybe a select few do it
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Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on July 16, 2018, 07:35:29 AM
sweet lou did one down some stairs that i liked. he can do all those awkward tricks and have fun but i don't like fakie heels, not one bit.
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Post by: Willy Santos cut my hair on July 16, 2018, 07:51:39 AM
the UK's Mark Channer in 1994. at 0:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8t_9u-oJmY
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: butterballs for jerry on July 16, 2018, 07:57:36 AM
If a fakie heel were a person I would run up and kick it in the shins
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on July 16, 2018, 08:07:43 AM
they don't.
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Post by: shit_for_brains on July 16, 2018, 08:10:58 AM
It's not the tricks fault it's the shitty way most people do them.
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Post by: Surf-goth on July 16, 2018, 08:14:48 AM
I love fakie heels
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Post by: Jabootie Bootie on July 16, 2018, 08:24:50 AM
All skateboard tricks are great. Stop fetishizing skateboarding.
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Post by: shannamal on July 16, 2018, 08:25:26 AM
I learned fakie heels because I saw Lindsay Robertson do them in the DC Australia Tour Video, from 2006. They were the shit then and they're the shit now.
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Post by: ungzilla on July 16, 2018, 08:28:12 AM
hjalte

(https://media.giphy.com/media/u459Zuj1CCc0RjJdD3/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: my english is bad on July 16, 2018, 08:45:56 AM
It still look way better than varial flips and inward heels
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Post by: Jabootie Bootie on July 16, 2018, 08:49:36 AM
Nope. Those are good tricks, too. You know what tricks are ugly? The ones you don't land.
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Post by: streetsoup on July 16, 2018, 09:01:47 AM
If a fakie heel were a person it would be a tall clumsy redhead who could kick your ass
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Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on July 16, 2018, 09:29:47 AM
Its one of the few tricks i can do almost with no effort. If done right it can look amazing, case in point Lindsey:

(https://i.imgur.com/J3u01zA.gif)
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: Fongstarr. on July 16, 2018, 09:45:30 AM
^^^That is a good one. The real heel flip king.
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Post by: Mongoloid on July 16, 2018, 10:11:43 AM
They suck because no other trick has higher potential for stabbing your taint so viciously.
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Post by: Putaslocas on July 16, 2018, 10:18:48 AM
https://instagram.com/p/BlTO_QNlX4u/

I went outside just now and did this in the bitter cold of connecticut
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: art hellman on July 16, 2018, 10:19:52 AM
hjalte

(https://media.giphy.com/media/u459Zuj1CCc0RjJdD3/giphy.gif)
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Post by: Little Debbie on July 16, 2018, 10:20:13 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RMwMGEnmc3vtbkKcOj/giphy.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/5tbHNnlA5oqD9hcYMu/giphy.gif)
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Post by: shit_for_brains on July 16, 2018, 10:27:06 AM
I can hear how tight those trucks are
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Post by: Sold Out on July 16, 2018, 10:28:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3kOpYLQRhw
Nassim's one at 12:50 in here is a thing of real beauty!
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Post by: shark tits on July 16, 2018, 10:32:17 AM
frank garcia hirata did one down a 9 and that is the real reason he's banned from the bible.
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Post by: j....soy..... on July 16, 2018, 10:42:54 AM
They are switch nollie heels...
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Post by: ChuckRamone on July 16, 2018, 10:43:44 AM
I sometimes primo trying this trick flatground and eat shit so fucking hard. otherwise a pretty sick trick if you can do it over stuff.
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Post by: IHOP on July 16, 2018, 10:45:10 AM
yea bad thread fakie heels are sick. 
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Post by: Craig Lutzka on July 16, 2018, 10:48:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dFvzvAA.jpg)
Sorry for the park clip but this one ishod did was so good. Hjalte may have the best one ever though
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: commander jameson on July 16, 2018, 12:09:05 PM
They don't suck. It's how you do it.

Here is fine example at 4:00 mark

http://youtu.be/WkM2fbut4Gw?t=241
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: Bristol_Palin on July 16, 2018, 12:31:18 PM
I like the one Louie does at 1:18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tD9hWKSgN8

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Post by: Patey on July 16, 2018, 03:05:48 PM
is there a thread floating around slap anywhere about that jim greco/rambo/filmer drama? i'd like to know all the juicy conspiracy theories behind why the kid wouldnt give up the clip
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: DannyDee on July 16, 2018, 03:14:52 PM
Like all tricks, they can look good when done by the right person, it just isn't common. For example, I dislike body varial tricks, but Brad Cromer's in Outliers is unreal.
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Post by: Sick Duck on July 16, 2018, 03:18:58 PM
There’s plenty of good fakie heels wtf
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Post by: cloudy on July 16, 2018, 03:26:02 PM
is there a thread floating around slap anywhere about that jim greco/rambo/filmer drama? i'd like to know all the juicy conspiracy theories behind why the kid wouldnt give up the clip

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=77678.60 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=77678.60)
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Post by: Frank on July 16, 2018, 03:38:47 PM
i got them really good for a while a really long time ago and could do them off blocks and such. then i stopped doing them for a while, lost em, tried em again on flat and creditcarded my asshole into oblivion.

it's a great trick.
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: OwlGreen on July 16, 2018, 04:05:07 PM
The Hjalte one above is sick.

Ben Liversedge had a great one in Dill's part in Snuff, 43 seconds in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO4ifALXYFY&t=43s
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Post by: Swithflip on July 16, 2018, 05:04:25 PM
Like Brad Cromer Said: boss

www.youtu.be/uicNLxB0HeE
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Post by: AllBranFlakes69 on July 16, 2018, 06:00:16 PM
I gooch myself way more on nollie heels than I do on fakie heels. I like fakie stuff more than nollie... To me it's just like backwards regular.
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Post by: jomeara1 on July 16, 2018, 07:14:21 PM
I gooch myself way more on nollie heels than I do on fakie heels. I like fakie stuff more than nollie... To me it's just like backwards regular.

Because it is backwards regular
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on July 16, 2018, 07:20:42 PM
Not to toot my own horn but I love the way a fakie heel feels when you pop it good and catch it
https://instagram.com/p/BbstldsjuHs/
Probably one of my favorite tricks
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: Second Division on July 16, 2018, 07:24:37 PM
https://instagram.com/p/BlTO_QNlX4u/

I went outside just now and did this in the bitter cold of connecticut

Where the fuck are you in CT that's bitter cold today... it's July and 90 degrees in New England.
Title: Re: Why do fakie heels suck?
Post by: jomeara1 on July 16, 2018, 07:38:24 PM
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https://instagram.com/p/BlTO_QNlX4u/

I went outside just now and did this in the bitter cold of connecticut
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Where the fuck are you in CT that's bitter cold today... it's July and 90 degrees in New England.

I’m 99.9% sure he’s fucking with you.
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Post by: Shitbag on July 16, 2018, 07:38:46 PM
Jeron on flatground
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Post by: KoRnholio8 on July 17, 2018, 01:10:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkM2fbut4Gw

4:00, ender
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Post by: Owen on July 17, 2018, 02:13:14 AM
I've never been a fan but have noticed that they seem to be much more popular now than 10 or so years ago. Contrary to what I just said, JJ and Jerry's ones sure do look good.
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Post by: Dong Hanglo on July 17, 2018, 02:18:09 AM
where did you get your thread idea; the faggot store?
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Post by: oyolar on July 17, 2018, 09:06:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkM2fbut4Gw

4:00, ender

Was just about to post this.  Second best after JJ's down Brooklyn Banks.
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Post by: Mongoloid on July 17, 2018, 09:13:04 AM
Not to toot my own horn but I love the way a fakie heel feels when you pop it good and catch it
https://instagram.com/p/BbstldsjuHs/
Probably one of my favorite tricks

Rad Moe! I like your style a lot! Even when I had them on lock I’d not have thought to do them on a hip for fear of ass knife.

Have a gnar bro.
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Post by: butterballs for jerry on July 17, 2018, 09:30:57 AM
where did you get your thread idea; the faggot store?

They were sold outta you, seeing as you're the top selling faggot
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Post by: Malflourishment on July 17, 2018, 04:51:54 PM
Too lazy to find the exact moment but Al Davis does a solid one into a bank in the Converse video.  If Al did it, it probably looks pretty good.
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 17, 2018, 05:19:06 PM
the UK's Mark Channer in 1994. at 0:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8t_9u-oJmY
this basically sums it up: such an early 411 style trick
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Post by: MOE SYZLAK on July 17, 2018, 06:13:38 PM
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Not to toot my own horn but I love the way a fakie heel feels when you pop it good and catch it
https://instagram.com/p/BbstldsjuHs/
Probably one of my favorite tricks
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Rad Moe! I like your style a lot! Even when I had them on lock I’d not have thought to do them on a hip for fear of ass knife.

Have a gnar bro.
Much appreciated! The key is to pop about six inches before the seam on the hip and kick the shit out of it