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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: tobey on July 18, 2018, 06:01:24 PM
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I decided to go where only a few men gone before here on slap....... I tasted the ass. My god was it wonderful even though my girlfriend didn’t prepare at all she was just laying there with her dress, gotten done a 7 hour shift off her work and her.... her butt was calling me, “please taste it”. I dove in and now I don’t think I can ever stop. The smell was just perfect for some reason, I can still taste it and I don’t ever want this taste to leave my mouth.
Also I’m about to go bang your mom cause I won in fortnite and she needs a real man in the house.
If everyone smoked weed there would be like legit no wars ever
Don’t free max b
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a lot of times i'm about to eat some ass and it's a little hairy which gives me pause. maybe that says more about my age than anything.
eating ass is a young man's game.
[a lot of times i think young people do it cause eating pussy is harder]
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I’ve been eating ass since ‘01. Back when it used to make ‘em feel special.
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If your lady has basic hygeine it’s really not much different than eating her out.
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I’ve been eating ass since ‘01. Back when it used to make ‘em feel special.
8)
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Yes, ass is alright. However, recent hype about eating ass is too much.
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I decided to go where only a few men gone before here on slap....... I tasted the ass.
Few men? Don't be so presumptuous.
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I eat ass under all conditions. I've eaten ass, noticed a hemorrhoid, and continued to eat the ass because I'm an adult.
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i tongue punched the dirt star back in 03
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[a lot of times i think young people do it cause eating pussy is harder]
no its not. eating pussy is like the training wheels of oral sex.
i wish my girl getting her ass eaten more. she always gets weird about it. weve been together 6 years and i mightve pulled it off 3 or 4 times.
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so did she return the favor and turn your brown eye blue?
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here I was thinking you had finally self-radicalized
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i don't do it. too scared
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thought this was going to be some occult shit
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thought this was going to be some occult shit
i thought tobey had joined la eme and was making his gf bring him drugs on visitation. 'pass the wire, holmes'!'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVwPSC7Jm5s
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I decided to go where only a few men gone before here on slap....... I tasted the ass.
Tobey's making claims like some of us don't have double entendre usernames about licking the shrimp cavern.
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So this is what you’ve been up to since we’ve last heard from you huh..I back it.
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Would have been more impressed if you learned dark slides at your local park holding a lightsaber. Shouting "this one's for you Nick. Rat Kelly and Rat Tony will pay".
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(http://i.imgur.com/WBj33C6.gif)
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It's kind of weird to me seeing such a big deal made out of a little analingus on these forums. It's pretty mild compared to the brand of fuckery people are getting down to these days. I swear the younger generation is warped from coming up on internet porn, and normalizing shit that really is not at all normal.
My girl is 7 years younger, and the shit this chick wants me to do is pretty fucking extreme. Even I have to tell her regularly that it's not normal to have every fetish balled into one. How does she respond? "normal is boring".
Who am I to complain? So long as I'm getting pissed on.
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i tongue punched the dirt star back in 03
I think 2006 was my first time, oh how I loved tossing that salad!
Would have been more impressed if you learned dark slides at your local park holding a lightsaber. Shouting "this one's for you Nick. Rat Kelly and Rat Tony will pay".
fuck, this made me legit ROFL
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I decided to go where only a few men gone before here on slap....... I tasted the ass. My god was it wonderful even though my girlfriend didn’t prepare at all she was just laying there with her dress, gotten done a 7 hour shift off her work and her.... her butt was calling me, “please taste it”. I dove in and now I don’t think I can ever stop. The smell was just perfect for some reason, I can still taste it and I don’t ever want this taste to leave my mouth.
Also I’m about to go bang your mom cause I won in fortnite and she needs a real man in the house.
If everyone smoked weed there would be like legit no wars ever
Don’t free max b
what if she went to the bathroom a bunch of times that day and there was a lot of her coworkers’ sweat on her buttcheeks and toilet water splashed into her butthole so you basically tasted her coworkers’ butt sweat and toilet leftovers? not a very good intro to eating asses.
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I decided to go where only a few men gone before here on slap....... I tasted the ass. My god was it wonderful even though my girlfriend didn’t prepare at all she was just laying there with her dress, gotten done a 7 hour shift off her work and her.... her butt was calling me, “please taste it”. I dove in and now I don’t think I can ever stop. The smell was just perfect for some reason, I can still taste it and I don’t ever want this taste to leave my mouth.
Also I’m about to go bang your mom cause I won in fortnite and she needs a real man in the house.
If everyone smoked weed there would be like legit no wars ever
Don’t free max b
what if she went to the bathroom a bunch of times that day and there was a lot of her coworkers’ sweat on her buttcheeks and toilet water splashed into her butthole so you basically tasted her coworkers’ butt sweat and toilet leftovers? not a very good intro to eating asses.
Pair it with the right wine and cheese.
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What’s next tobey? Rosebudding?
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I really appreciate the fact that after a long, taxing day of smoking weed (ostensibly), playing fortnite, and eating ass, you're prepared to go spend time with my mother. Especially for the reason that she needs a real man in the house. It's true. Things haven't been the same since the Major died...
But let's get to the point: are you gonna eat my mom's ass while you're over there, or what?
Because it's pretty fucking rude to be bragging about town to the tune of your ass eating abilities if you're gonna deny me mum.
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After 92 posts you decide to switch up rolls and play Tobey's girlfriend?
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...I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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It's kind of weird to me seeing such a big deal made out of a little analingus on these forums. It's pretty mild compared to the brand of fuckery people are getting down to these days. I swear the younger generation is warped from coming up on internet porn, and normalizing shit that really is not at all normal.
My girl is 7 years younger, and the shit this chick wants me to do is pretty fucking extreme. Even I have to tell her regularly that it's not normal to have every fetish balled into one. How does she respond? "normal is boring".
Who am I to complain? So long as I'm getting pissed on.
Gonna need some stories
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I have no interest in eating ass, at all. I'm an old, boring, old-fashioned man. Ashamed to admit it, but I also don't really have any interest in anal sex either! If a girl asked me to, I would do it NO PROBLEMO. But I don't see myself ever really asking a girl if she wants to do anal. Maybe if I get married or am with a girl for several years and things get really boring?
But honestly I have enough fun just doing it doggy style, if I wanna super-appreciate a lady's ass. Man, I miss having sex. I haven't had a GF with a high sex drive in ages. My sex drive is not super high at all, but at the same time I am ALWAYS down to have sex if the lady I happen to be with suggests it. Hope my next GF is a horny one! :'( I am so alone
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I have no interest in eating ass, at all. I'm an old, boring, old-fashioned man. Ashamed to admit it, but I also don't really have any interest in anal sex either! If a girl asked me to, I would do it NO PROBLEMO. But I don't see myself ever really asking a girl if she wants to do anal. Maybe if I get married or am with a girl for several years and things get really boring?
But honestly I have enough fun just doing it doggy style, if I wanna super-appreciate a lady's ass. Man, I miss having sex. I haven't had a GF with a high sex drive in ages. My sex drive is not super high at all, but at the same time I am ALWAYS down to have sex if the lady I happen to be with suggests it. Hope my next GF is a horny one! :'( I am so alone
yo, tomorrow grab those goofballs fiske and BIG and come to sharkside and after we'll kickflip into some pussy.
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It's kind of weird to me seeing such a big deal made out of a little analingus on these forums. It's pretty mild compared to the brand of fuckery people are getting down to these days. I swear the younger generation is warped from coming up on internet porn, and normalizing shit that really is not at all normal.
My girl is 7 years younger, and the shit this chick wants me to do is pretty fucking extreme. Even I have to tell her regularly that it's not normal to have every fetish balled into one. How does she respond? "normal is boring".
Who am I to complain? So long as I'm getting pissed on.
Bro this is some real shit that people aren't talking about enough.
All the kids who grew up during this internet era have wayyy easier access to the floodgates of all kinds of crazy ass porn as soon as they have any kind of device with an internet connection. Past generations would at least have to find some kind of physical media that was much harder to get to, nowadays its all at the palm of your hands with more content than your mind could ever need.
Because of this, we've got a whole generation or two of kids who dead ass watch porn nearly every day from their teens on up, and seeing the results of that shit is not gonna be pretty. It's already getting more common to see men as young as their TWENTIES with ED due to watching so much porn and not having a healthy sex life
After hearing multiple celebrities who have access to myriads of easy, REAL women deal with porn addictions that've truly affected their lives and seeing how fuckin WEIRD mf's are nowadays, I can't help but look at the modern-day porn game in a different light.They pushing all this incest shit and weird rape fantasies HEAVY now too, best believe there's an agenda to all this shit...
Also, I'll eat my girls pussy all day but eating ass is just (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scusthov.gif). Y'all have fun with them dingleberries if you want to
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It's kind of weird to me seeing such a big deal made out of a little analingus on these forums. It's pretty mild compared to the brand of fuckery people are getting down to these days. I swear the younger generation is warped from coming up on internet porn, and normalizing shit that really is not at all normal.
My girl is 7 years younger, and the shit this chick wants me to do is pretty fucking extreme. Even I have to tell her regularly that it's not normal to have every fetish balled into one. How does she respond? "normal is boring".
Who am I to complain? So long as I'm getting pissed on.
Bro this is some real shit that people aren't talking about enough.
All the kids who grew up during this internet era have wayyy easier access to the floodgates of all kinds of crazy ass porn as soon as they have any kind of device with an internet connection. Past generations would at least have to find some kind of physical media that was much harder to get to, nowadays its all at the palm of your hands with more content than your mind could ever need.
Because of this, we've got a whole generation or two of kids who dead ass watch porn nearly every day from their teens on up, and seeing the results of that shit is not gonna be pretty. It's already getting more common to see men as young as their TWENTIES with ED due to watching so much porn and not having a healthy sex life
After hearing multiple celebrities who have access to myriads of easy, REAL women deal with porn addictions that've truly affected their lives and seeing how fuckin WEIRD mf's are nowadays, I can't help but look at the modern-day porn game in a different light.They pushing all this incest shit and weird rape fantasies HEAVY now too, best believe there's an agenda to all this shit...
Also, I'll eat my girls pussy all day but eating ass is just (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scusthov.gif). Y'all have fun with them dingleberries if you want to
Yessss thank u friendo... I don't feel so alone now
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They pushing all this incest shit and weird rape fantasies HEAVY now too, best believe there's an agenda to all this shit...
what the fuck is up with this? ive never once searched for anything involving incest and at least half of the videos on the front page of pornhub are some kind of "step mom fucks son" or "my sister caught me jerking off, so she sucked my dick" videos. who is into that shit and why is it so popular?
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remember the good old days when a waterlogged hustler hidden in the woods was a fucking miracle to come upon? and you jerked off to frederick’s of hollywood catalogs? now you can watch women shoot goldfish out of their anuses with a few keystrokes.
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When I replied to this, I didn't really understand. I wasn't role playing this guy's girl. He said he was going to fuck "your mothers." Thus, he was going to fuck OUR mothers. All of them.
And porn has been nothing but feet and incest for two years now. Where you been?
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Dude the incest porn is odd. Literally every time I’ve been on any porn site “horny step mom fucks son”
Miss me with that illegal shit.
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Class is open for discussion.
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I don't even have a joke. This is super interesting. Pornhub doing God's work.
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Did not Pornhubs traffic drop real big when Fallout 4 released and they were good sports about it?
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I feel better about Riley Reid winning this than about my country winning the World Cup...
The subject of new generations being warped is interesting, but mostly reminds me of that friend of mine who wasn't even young at the time but always was the super obnoxious type, always trying to crack the corniest, scummiest and dirtiest middle school level sex 'jokes'; so he always came off as ruthless and super vulgar and annoying to everybody till one day someone casually brought up the idea of 'simple' anal with a girl in a random, but semi-serious discussion and next thing you know, he got super grossed out and genuinely angry when everyone could have sworn he would be the last person on Earth to be judgmental regarding other people's sexual practices.
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step sister's feet is the next big thing
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I feel better about Riley Reid winning this than about my country winning the World Cup...
The subject of new generations being warped is interesting, but mostly reminds me of that friend of mine who wasn't even young at the time but always was the super obnoxious type, always trying to crack the corniest, scummiest and dirtiest middle school level sex 'jokes'; so he always came off as ruthless and super vulgar and annoying to everybody till one day someone casually brought up the idea of 'simple' anal with a girl in a random, but semi-serious discussion and next thing you know, he got super grossed out and genuinely angry when everyone could have sworn he would be the last person on Earth to be judgmental regarding other people's sexual practices.
Having had quite a few friends who sound just like yours over the years, if there's one thing I've learned its that people who constantly make the most vulgar, blue humor style jokes tend to be the prudiest of them all; all bark no bite
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How the fuck is fidget spinner the top search? Is this a new kink?
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Love being down there for sure. Always feel lucky. (shout out to the ladies. Love you)
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How the fuck is fidget spinner the top search? Is this a new kink?
i guess so. i saw a gif ad with a chick who had a fidget spinner butt plug.
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thought this was going to be some occult shit
i thought he'd bought a mac
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How the fuck is fidget spinner the top search? Is this a new kink?
i guess so. i saw a gif ad with a chick who had a fidget spinner butt plug.
That I can get down with
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rick and morty porn? that's even weirder than the fidget spinner one..
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I suddenly imagine Tobey looking like this.
(https://i.redditmedia.com/PU2kbMRHJWqR_IzMIabRE_J0v736LcdB3H6MltsLbuY.jpg?s=6a8069b3d3cea42838dd18eb00fd541a)
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people actually type "bro is that your dick" into their search engine.
what a time to be alive.
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people actually type "bro is that your dick" into their search engine.
what a time to be alive.
Yeah I love that one! That must be like a subgenre of gay porn where every video starts out with a surprise dick and a befuddled dude who is like "bro is that your dick?" and then immediately gets gay on said dick.
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Someone might have mentioned it already, but eating pussy is hard work; one woman likes it this way, another likes another way, you got to get her clit just right, then sometimes it takes time to get her off, sometimes it's immediate... With eating ass, for the most part she's moaning and groaning right away.
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If your woman ass has shit around it when it comes time to bang y'all are with some grimy chicks...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wU01C_osTE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wU01C_osTE)
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This April I did drugs for the first time in 10 years (bachelor party, booze/coke til the sun came up) and subsequently ate ass for the first time. Didn’t feel normal for a week.
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talking to one of my exes, she just got a bidet. where was that when i was eating yo nasty ass?
i want one now.
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If your woman ass has shit around it when it comes time to bang y'all are with some grimy chicks...