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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 06, 2018, 06:51:14 PM
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So I see funny banter of topics of getting ass kicked to beating up Pro's, Who would survive in prison and who would get treated like a sissy fifi and passed around the cell block.
My list is as follows:
Survivors,
Dixon
Williams
Rivas
Smolik
Bitches
Sheckler
Kyro
Huston
Merlino
Roy
TNT
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I've been to prison and seen some wigs get split but mutheruckers are not really raping around there. Thats for the feezies, but yeah theres a lot of dudes who act like Antwuan..He fits in for sure.
Somebody like AVE would be a survivor just doing his time, working out, and reading a lot. Someone like Andrew Langi would not do well in there, I dont even know the dude but thats the vibe I get.
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most of 'em
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That’s enough Slap for today
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Mapstone.
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these topics are getting progressively darker
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skaters aint shit in prison when it comes to real hardened criminals
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I've been to prison and seen some wigs get split but mutheruckers are not really raping around there. Thats for the feezies, but yeah theres a lot of dudes who act like Antwuan..He fits in for sure.
Somebody like AVE would be a survivor just doing his time, working out, and reading a lot. Someone like Andrew Langi would not do well in there, I dont even know the dude but thats the vibe I get.
I have been to prison as well on some dumbass charges poi and wasn't there long 3 years with papers 1st offense but got mixed up from court instead of getting on the right bus they put me on a D&E type of place this was a bus up to Cresent city< I was supposed to go back to Alemeda County but you know how fast you can get lost especially if you are young. anyways I had paperwork with me and the documents saved me so I was able to get out of going to stay at the D&E place they sent me back a few hours later. Home Sweet Cell in county.
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I've been to prison and seen some wigs get split but mutheruckers are not really raping around there. Thats for the feezies, but yeah theres a lot of dudes who act like Antwuan..He fits in for sure.
Somebody like AVE would be a survivor just doing his time, working out, and reading a lot. Someone like Andrew Langi would not do well in there, I dont even know the dude but thats the vibe I get.
I have been to prison as well on some dumbass charges poi and wasn't there long 3 years with papers 1st offense but got mixed up from court instead of getting on the right bus they put me on a D&E type of place this was a bus up to Cresent city< I was supposed to go back to Alemeda County but you know how fast you can get lost especially if you are young. anyways I had paperwork with me and the documents saved me so I was able to get out of going to stay at the D&E place they sent me back a few hours later. Home Sweet Cell in county.
Did you see anyone get raped or did you just want to brag about technically going to prison?
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I've been to prison and seen some wigs get split but mutheruckers are not really raping around there. Thats for the feezies, but yeah theres a lot of dudes who act like Antwuan..He fits in for sure.
Somebody like AVE would be a survivor just doing his time, working out, and reading a lot. Someone like Andrew Langi would not do well in there, I dont even know the dude but thats the vibe I get.
I have been to prison as well on some dumbass charges poi and wasn't there long 3 years with papers 1st offense but got mixed up from court instead of getting on the right bus they put me on a D&E type of place this was a bus up to Cresent city< I was supposed to go back to Alemeda County but you know how fast you can get lost especially if you are young. anyways I had paperwork with me and the documents saved me so I was able to get out of going to stay at the D&E place they sent me back a few hours later. Home Sweet Cell in county.
Did you see anyone get raped or did you just want to brag about technically going to prison?
No but I did see someone make a syringe out of 2 plastic cups and a melted needle someone stole from the med office, I don't know how that happened but his idea it worked.
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Loaded question
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For me it’s crazy like, what kind of a question is that? How am I supposed to know the answer?
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these topics are getting progressively darker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dud9Zdgtehs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dud9Zdgtehs)
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I could see prisoners having fun with j Casanova and his magnum dong
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Well seeing as though in the likely scenario that these dudes seem to think they're untouchable. Let's laugh at the idea of Jcassanova and Nyjah getting punked in jail.
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Ben Raybourn
Mango
Merlino - raped and then probably murdered
Baby scumbag
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Merlino definitely would act like a young go-hard for the first 2 days and then you wouldn't see him for like 2 weeks
and then he'd look like the girl from the Wendy's sign with crushed up koolaid and chapstick on his lips doing whatever for whatever
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Merlino definitely would act like a young go-hard for the first 2 days and then you wouldn't see him for like 2 weeks
and then he'd look like the girl from the Wendy's sign with crushed up koolaid and chapstick on his lips doing whatever for whatever
So nick merlino is sixnine? Makes sense
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spm
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jereme rogers
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Is "raped" short for rap battled?
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Is "raped" short for rap battled?
Raped Rap-Battle kinda same thing..........? Instead of being turned out like a cheap hooker with Red m&m's for lipstick you go out like a sucker getting your ear holes raped as how trash Jcassanova's music is......
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Is "raped" short for rap battled?
Raped Rap-Battle kinda same thing..........? Instead of being turned out like a cheap hooker with Red m&m's for lipstick you go out like a sucker getting your ear holes raped as how trash Jcassanova's music is......
You're a trash human.
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^ Ouch!
KOTR, has it gone too far?
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^ Ouch!
KOTR, has it gone too far?
;D haha
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Curren caples cause he so pretty
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And babyface malto
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Kellen James the Pedo dude would get stomped out in the blind spot
Edit* then raped, passed around
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Kellen James the Pedo dude would get stomped out in the blind spot
Edit* then raped, passed around
(https://measuringsocialimpact.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/timeout.jpg)
You mean Keelan Dadd.
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Kellen James the Pedo dude would get stomped out in the blind spot
Edit* then raped, passed around
(https://measuringsocialimpact.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/timeout.jpg)
You mean Keelan Dadd.
Oh fuck I fucking kooked it hard my bad. Seriously so sorry that is fucked on my part.
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Ben Nordberg for sure but seriously, u can't rape the willing...
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Cole Wilson. Dude is super cute.
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Kellen James the Pedo dude would get stomped out in the blind spot
Edit* then raped, passed around
(https://measuringsocialimpact.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/timeout.jpg)
You mean Keelan Dadd.
Oh fuck I fucking kooked it hard my bad. Seriously so sorry that is fucked on my part.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA1FWjriD60