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Title: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 06, 2018, 06:51:14 PM
So I see funny banter of topics of getting ass kicked to beating up Pro's, Who would survive in prison and who would get treated like a sissy fifi and passed around the cell block.
My list is as follows:
Survivors,
Dixon
Williams
Rivas
Smolik

Bitches
Sheckler
Kyro
Huston
Merlino
Roy
TNT
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: poorlatino on August 06, 2018, 07:01:34 PM
I've been to prison and seen some wigs get split but mutheruckers are not really raping around there. Thats for the feezies, but yeah theres a lot of dudes who act like Antwuan..He fits in for sure.
Somebody like AVE would be a survivor just doing his time, working out, and reading a lot. Someone like Andrew Langi would not do well in there, I dont even know the dude but thats the vibe I get.
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: BacksideWallride on August 06, 2018, 07:05:32 PM
most of 'em
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: VHS ERA on August 06, 2018, 07:09:40 PM
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That’s enough Slap for today
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: other2 on August 06, 2018, 07:32:04 PM
Mapstone.
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on August 06, 2018, 07:55:52 PM
these topics are getting progressively darker
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Post by: kentrock on August 06, 2018, 08:05:35 PM
skaters aint shit in prison when it comes to real hardened criminals
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on August 06, 2018, 08:11:23 PM
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Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 06, 2018, 08:40:02 PM
I've been to prison and seen some wigs get split but mutheruckers are not really raping around there. Thats for the feezies, but yeah theres a lot of dudes who act like Antwuan..He fits in for sure.
Somebody like AVE would be a survivor just doing his time, working out, and reading a lot. Someone like Andrew Langi would not do well in there, I dont even know the dude but thats the vibe I get.
I have been to prison as well on some dumbass charges poi and wasn't there long 3 years with papers 1st offense   but got mixed up from court instead of getting on the right bus they put me on a D&E type of place this was a bus up to Cresent city< I was supposed to go back to Alemeda County but you know how fast you can get lost especially if you are young. anyways I had paperwork with me and the documents saved me so I was able to get out of going to stay at the D&E place they sent me back a few hours later. Home Sweet Cell in county. 
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Pigeon on August 06, 2018, 08:44:59 PM
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I've been to prison and seen some wigs get split but mutheruckers are not really raping around there. Thats for the feezies, but yeah theres a lot of dudes who act like Antwuan..He fits in for sure.
Somebody like AVE would be a survivor just doing his time, working out, and reading a lot. Someone like Andrew Langi would not do well in there, I dont even know the dude but thats the vibe I get.
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I have been to prison as well on some dumbass charges poi and wasn't there long 3 years with papers 1st offense   but got mixed up from court instead of getting on the right bus they put me on a D&E type of place this was a bus up to Cresent city< I was supposed to go back to Alemeda County but you know how fast you can get lost especially if you are young. anyways I had paperwork with me and the documents saved me so I was able to get out of going to stay at the D&E place they sent me back a few hours later. Home Sweet Cell in county.
Did you see anyone get raped or did you just want to brag about technically going to prison?
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 06, 2018, 08:53:23 PM
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I've been to prison and seen some wigs get split but mutheruckers are not really raping around there. Thats for the feezies, but yeah theres a lot of dudes who act like Antwuan..He fits in for sure.
Somebody like AVE would be a survivor just doing his time, working out, and reading a lot. Someone like Andrew Langi would not do well in there, I dont even know the dude but thats the vibe I get.
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I have been to prison as well on some dumbass charges poi and wasn't there long 3 years with papers 1st offense   but got mixed up from court instead of getting on the right bus they put me on a D&E type of place this was a bus up to Cresent city< I was supposed to go back to Alemeda County but you know how fast you can get lost especially if you are young. anyways I had paperwork with me and the documents saved me so I was able to get out of going to stay at the D&E place they sent me back a few hours later. Home Sweet Cell in county.
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Did you see anyone get raped or did you just want to brag about technically going to prison?
No but I did see someone make a syringe out of 2 plastic cups and a melted needle someone stole from the med office, I don't know how that happened but his idea it worked.
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on August 06, 2018, 09:02:29 PM
Loaded question
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: ForMeIt’sCrazyLike on August 07, 2018, 07:38:48 AM
For me it’s crazy like, what kind of a question is that? How am I supposed to know the answer?
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: calvinsdream on August 07, 2018, 08:23:59 AM
these topics are getting progressively darker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dud9Zdgtehs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dud9Zdgtehs)
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Craig Lutzka on August 07, 2018, 08:30:34 AM
I could see prisoners having fun with j Casanova and his magnum dong
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 07, 2018, 09:13:07 AM
Well seeing as though in the likely scenario that these dudes seem to think they're untouchable. Let's laugh at the idea of Jcassanova and Nyjah getting punked in jail.
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Far from relevant on August 07, 2018, 09:17:00 AM
Ben Raybourn
Mango
Merlino - raped and then probably murdered
Baby scumbag


Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on August 07, 2018, 10:07:19 AM
Merlino definitely would act like a young go-hard for the first 2 days and then you wouldn't see him for like 2 weeks
and then he'd look like the girl from the Wendy's sign with crushed up koolaid and chapstick on his lips doing whatever for whatever
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on August 07, 2018, 10:12:02 AM
Merlino definitely would act like a young go-hard for the first 2 days and then you wouldn't see him for like 2 weeks
and then he'd look like the girl from the Wendy's sign with crushed up koolaid and chapstick on his lips doing whatever for whatever

So nick merlino is sixnine? Makes sense
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Eskorbut0 on August 07, 2018, 10:16:00 AM
spm
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Omars_Dad on August 07, 2018, 10:45:17 AM
jereme rogers
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: GAY on August 07, 2018, 10:46:46 AM
Is "raped" short for rap battled?
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on August 07, 2018, 10:54:04 AM
Is "raped" short for rap battled?
Raped Rap-Battle kinda same thing..........? Instead of  being turned out like a cheap hooker with Red m&m's for lipstick you go out like a sucker getting your ear holes raped as how trash Jcassanova's music is......
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: SodaJerk on August 07, 2018, 11:18:03 AM
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Is "raped" short for rap battled?
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Raped Rap-Battle kinda same thing..........? Instead of  being turned out like a cheap hooker with Red m&m's for lipstick you go out like a sucker getting your ear holes raped as how trash Jcassanova's music is......
You're a trash human.
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Vitriol on August 07, 2018, 03:44:19 PM
^ Ouch!
KOTR, has it gone too far?
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: ForMeIt’sCrazyLike on August 07, 2018, 04:44:31 PM
^ Ouch!
KOTR, has it gone too far?

 ;D haha

Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on August 07, 2018, 06:39:03 PM
Curren caples cause he so pretty
(http://data.whicdn.com/images/90022193/original.gif)

And babyface malto

(http://78.media.tumblr.com/7ea5c14707df2a96e6b7ba0a87ea2450/tumblr_o6u1l6f00k1u6m7f4o3_500.gif)
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on August 07, 2018, 06:40:13 PM
Kellen James the Pedo dude would get stomped out in the blind spot

Edit* then raped, passed around
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Pigeon on August 07, 2018, 06:53:07 PM
Kellen James the Pedo dude would get stomped out in the blind spot

Edit* then raped, passed around
(https://measuringsocialimpact.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/timeout.jpg)
You mean Keelan Dadd.
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on August 07, 2018, 06:59:45 PM
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Kellen James the Pedo dude would get stomped out in the blind spot

Edit* then raped, passed around
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(https://measuringsocialimpact.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/timeout.jpg)
You mean Keelan Dadd.

Oh fuck I fucking kooked it hard my bad. Seriously so sorry that is fucked on my part.
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on August 07, 2018, 07:14:33 PM
Ben Nordberg for sure but seriously, u can't rape the willing...
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: fs overkrook on August 09, 2018, 12:10:49 PM
Cole Wilson. Dude is super cute.
Title: Re: Which Pro would get raped in prison?
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 09, 2018, 03:49:28 PM
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Kellen James the Pedo dude would get stomped out in the blind spot

Edit* then raped, passed around
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(https://measuringsocialimpact.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/timeout.jpg)
You mean Keelan Dadd.
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Oh fuck I fucking kooked it hard my bad. Seriously so sorry that is fucked on my part.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA1FWjriD60