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Title: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Jollyoli on September 18, 2018, 10:19:43 AM
So things were getting a bit catty in the Set Up thread so post your skated board to be roasted or legitimised and keep the set up for nice fresh wood eye candy.

Are my slide marks legit or should I quit?

(https://i.imgur.com/HwiE5MOl.jpg)

Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 18, 2018, 10:21:09 AM
So things were getting a bit catty in the Set Up thread so post your skated board to be roasted or legitimised and keep the set up for nice fresh wood eye candy.

Are my slide marks legit or should I quit?

(https://i.imgur.com/HwiE5MOl.jpg)

It's not being catty, that's just the tone you read it in.

These marks are fine.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: BMCsteve on September 18, 2018, 10:29:23 AM
Feel free to cringe at my nose slide marks.  I was skating a chunky, unwaxed ledge and if you don't hit it perfectly, it pitches you off and digs a nice vertical groove into your deck.  Definitely makes things look ugly

(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1878/29828134877_f86fc13af7_z.jpg)

Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: planman on September 18, 2018, 10:30:52 AM
It's funnier in the setup thread
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Not Local on September 18, 2018, 10:48:07 AM
So things were getting a bit catty in the Set Up thread so post your skated board to be roasted or legitimised and keep the set up for nice fresh wood eye candy.

Are my slide marks legit or should I quit?

(https://i.imgur.com/HwiE5MOl.jpg)

Tail and nose slide marks look acceptable but I'm struggling with the middle of the board. The lack of angled marks implies you do no smith grinds... Unacceptable.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Not Local on September 18, 2018, 10:48:49 AM
Feel free to cringe at my nose slide marks.  I was skating a chunky, unwaxed ledge and if you don't hit it perfectly, it pitches you off and digs a nice vertical groove into your deck.  Definitely makes things look ugly

(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1878/29828134877_f86fc13af7_z.jpg)

I'm not seeing enough crooked grind evidence on this one.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: the snake on September 18, 2018, 10:49:08 AM
straight into the classic section
slide marks are an obsession of mine, I must confess  8)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 18, 2018, 10:54:44 AM
Feel free to cringe at my nose slide marks.  I was skating a chunky, unwaxed ledge and if you don't hit it perfectly, it pitches you off and digs a nice vertical groove into your deck.  Definitely makes things look ugly

(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1878/29828134877_f86fc13af7_z.jpg)

Reported
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: the snake on September 18, 2018, 11:04:15 AM
Those nose slides must have been painfull to watch, no offense to the horrible person who made them
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Not Local on September 18, 2018, 11:07:49 AM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/i6gyl3.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: BMCsteve on September 18, 2018, 11:12:09 AM
Those nose slides must have been painfull to watch, no offense to the horrible person who made them

They were all roughly 2-3" slides hahahaha
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: ill_Murray on September 18, 2018, 11:20:04 AM
Here's a couple I have laying around, I suck at tailslides.

(https://i.imgur.com/C1RGWUVm.jpg)

Finally getting my grooves on some new Indys

(https://i.imgur.com/e4RoYffm.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: the snake on September 18, 2018, 11:40:18 AM
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Those nose slides must have been painfull to watch, no offense to the horrible person who made them
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They were all roughly 2-3" slides hahahaha
yeah some kind of pivots slides haha
Let's get MICROSCOPIC ! ^^
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: BMCsteve on September 18, 2018, 12:08:56 PM
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Those nose slides must have been painfull to watch, no offense to the horrible person who made them
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They were all roughly 2-3" slides hahahaha
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yeah some kind of pivots slides haha
Let's get MICROSCOPIC ! ^^

yeah, it was basically just gouging through my bottom ply.  Not a normal representation of my nose slides but fun to laugh at

(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1883/42956617240_ec56422b62_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: the snake on September 18, 2018, 12:30:22 PM
You skated the streets, dude, probs to you
I became a skatepark zombie for months, maybe years (lack of opportunities, for my defense^^^)
your nose slide marks are now legit to me lol
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: nosneb on September 18, 2018, 01:04:55 PM
(http://i67.tinypic.com/20rtn2q.jpg)
Forbidden 14
I get vertical scratches in the middle from doing wallies
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Krooked antihero on September 18, 2018, 01:35:47 PM
click bigger
(https://i.imgur.com/d8JFjgN.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 18, 2018, 01:41:56 PM
(http://i66.tinypic.com/35dar2w.jpg)
back
(http://i63.tinypic.com/2rc2a81.jpg)
and front
(http://i66.tinypic.com/259d7yb.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 18, 2018, 01:43:03 PM
(http://i67.tinypic.com/20rtn2q.jpg)
Forbidden 14
I get vertical scratches in the middle from doing wallies

You slide on your nose at quite an angle, but you do it that way every single time so that's just your style. Not bad, but not level. I know the photo is at an angle, but that's why your marks are a bit away from your baseplate and at a V around your truck. That's fine because that's how Satva Leung did them. That and you probably only skated this two or three times before the photo. B+



The enjoi I mean it's a mess but you obviously know how to do the things you're doing. You're carpet bombing board and lipslides but your nose, tail, and feeble/smith marks show that you're doing business and are out there sliding your heart out. Noseslides you stand on your toe because you probably pop out, and your tailslides are level and probably identical from one to the next. Your truck grooves are showing off and I won't have it. B


click bigger
(https://i.imgur.com/d8JFjgN.jpg)

I know it's not but I think this looks fake and the photo makes me start to feel sad?
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: nosneb on September 18, 2018, 02:04:42 PM
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(http://i67.tinypic.com/20rtn2q.jpg)
Forbidden 14
I get vertical scratches in the middle from doing wallies
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You slide on your nose at quite an angle, but you do it that way every single time so that's just your style. Not bad, but not level. I know the photo is at an angle, but that's why your marks are a bit away from your baseplate and at a V around your truck. That's fine because that's how Satva Leung did them. That and you probably only skated this two or three times before the the photo. B+

I’ve skated the board at least 6 more sessions after that picture. Just more smith marks and less paint on the ends. My nose and tail slides look quite angled because I ride my trucks so loose the hangers just mend to the ledge so depending how much pressure I put down in any angle it will lock in. Also they look angled from 180 nose slides/ tailslides
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: nosneb on September 18, 2018, 06:17:34 PM
(http://i63.tinypic.com/bdjtc4.jpg)
(http://i63.tinypic.com/2sbkbpv.jpg)
(http://i66.tinypic.com/245zjae.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: lamfordie on September 18, 2018, 06:51:29 PM
(https://preview.ibb.co/drnvHK/20180918_184017.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Paco Supreme on September 18, 2018, 07:33:32 PM
(http://i63.tinypic.com/bdjtc4.jpg)
While it’s being shown, what board did DOA paint over to give to you? Either way props for the slides, but a boardslide never hurts
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: tzhangdox on September 18, 2018, 07:44:14 PM

(https://preview.ibb.co/iD54Be/IMG_5158.jpg)

Two sessions in. Few sloppy crook/180nosegrinds on the nose and some sloppy poorly aimed blunts on the tail ruin the consistency. Bummed by the marks in the middle from missing grinds, need to up the precision.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: nosneb on September 18, 2018, 09:11:01 PM
I wish they did a psstix in that 8.3 size with the flat concave
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: nosneb on September 18, 2018, 09:13:31 PM
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(http://i63.tinypic.com/bdjtc4.jpg)
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While it’s being shown, what board did DOA paint over to give to you? Either way props for the slides, but a boardslide never hurts

Deff a revive board. It’s a blank south central flat mold.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 18, 2018, 09:34:25 PM

(https://preview.ibb.co/iD54Be/IMG_5158.jpg)

Two sessions in. Few sloppy crook/180nosegrinds on the nose and some sloppy poorly aimed blunts on the tail ruin the consistency. Bummed by the marks in the middle from missing grinds, need to up the precision.
I get those until I do some boardslides,then its sort of covered up haha
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: tzhangdox on September 18, 2018, 10:04:03 PM
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Two sessions in. Few sloppy crook/180nosegrinds on the nose and some sloppy poorly aimed blunts on the tail ruin the consistency. Bummed by the marks in the middle from missing grinds, need to up the precision.
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I get those until I do some boardslides,then its sort of covered up haha

I was intending to maintain a pristine forbidden 14 on this board. Unfortunately a lost cause now.

I wish they did a psstix in that 8.3 size with the flat concave
First time sizing down from 8.5 in a while, shape is nice indeed but not yet sure if I'm going to stay with it. Obviously I'm only two sessions deep but the wood feels pretty nice, as good as any generator/ps stix I've skated. Hopefully it stays that way though I'm not too optimistic.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: the snake on September 19, 2018, 12:10:48 AM
(http://i66.tinypic.com/35dar2w.jpg)
back
(http://i63.tinypic.com/2rc2a81.jpg)
and front
(http://i66.tinypic.com/259d7yb.jpg)
nice crazy marks, but too tiny trucks 5/10
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 19, 2018, 12:19:26 AM
can't wait to join this thread.
(i have to wait 'til i get home)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: cosmicgypsies on September 19, 2018, 06:13:31 AM
always looks so sick when boards have coloured stained plies below the graphic
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: SoapyEyes on September 19, 2018, 08:25:24 AM
I'm glad my disgusting parking block boardslide marks started a genuinely novel conversation.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 19, 2018, 08:35:19 AM
I'm only looking at single photo posts of a reasonable dimension not your 15 images that I have to scroll to see the whole thing fuck you guys. One photo of the bottom of your board and resize it if you have to jesus christ.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 19, 2018, 09:02:49 AM
I've been skating curbs more than ledges lately..
(http://i65.tinypic.com/14wgm7t.jpg)
Edit* theres a chunk or two of missing ply from lipsliding a parking block with rebar poking out
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: johnes on September 19, 2018, 11:09:07 AM
Ajajajajaja
This should be in real confessions
(http://i68.tinypic.com/27xjj9.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 19, 2018, 11:29:44 AM
I've been skating curbs more than ledges lately..
(http://i65.tinypic.com/14wgm7t.jpg)
Edit* theres a chunk or two of missing ply from lipsliding a parking block with rebar poking out

I don't know what you're looking for. Good job?

Ajajajajaja
This should be in real confessions
(http://i68.tinypic.com/27xjj9.jpg)

See now this is a goddamn nightmare. I know how you skate though so it kind of takes a lot of the "what the fuck have you been doing?" out of it. You've been dry humping sewer lids and whatever the fuck else you do. You're mashing your face into a plate of spaghetti and being like "oh do I have sauce on my face lol". However if you put a fucking MINI LOGO sticker on anything but the inside of a garbage bag I'll make sure you never work in this town again.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: lamfordie on September 19, 2018, 11:36:42 AM
I think this is gonna be SLAP's version of Reddits roast me thread.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 19, 2018, 11:47:04 AM
I got a pat on the back that I didn't necessarily need, but appreciate.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: h00man on September 19, 2018, 12:04:24 PM
Ajajajajaja
This should be in real confessions
(http://i68.tinypic.com/27xjj9.jpg)

This is a photo of nightmares. Pure disgust and gagging await anyone who sees this  photo.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 19, 2018, 12:08:41 PM
francis's boards look like a skate is sposedta look.
doa board looked normal too.
johnes's board looks like the free board some middle aged woman gives you that her son outgrew but 'it's in real good shape, he usedta love skating' and you're too polite to say no but seriously, you're bummed to be stuck w/ it and you try to pawn it off on little peurto rican kids first chance you get and similarly pat yourself on the back like the clueless mom even though you got that little peurto rican kid fucked up in the game now too.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 19, 2018, 12:39:04 PM
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Ajajajajaja
This should be in real confessions
(http://i68.tinypic.com/27xjj9.jpg)
[close]

This is a photo of nightmares. Pure disgust and gagging await anyone who sees this  photo.
Reminds me of this yardsale board that was a brotherly hand me down for a decade or so
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: TwisT on September 20, 2018, 07:18:55 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/cD6z5Zal.jpg)
<tail - nose>
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: DaSk8D00D on September 20, 2018, 07:56:20 PM
I be slidin 8)
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/hs5828.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: tzhangdox on September 20, 2018, 08:31:32 PM
I be slidin 8)
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/hs5828.jpg)

Nice and precise. Good graphic too.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: woodinbrine on September 21, 2018, 03:02:13 AM
Basically just goofing around on curbs.
(https://image.ibb.co/khaf6e/A9089903_0569_43_B3_923_B_A7002_C810117.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: cosmicgypsies on September 21, 2018, 03:05:56 AM
come @ me

(https://i.imgur.com/4qB1kut.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 21, 2018, 04:53:14 AM
As per usual the second someone expects me to do something I don't want to do it anymore.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: silhouette on September 22, 2018, 03:07:43 AM
not my best work. barely did any noseslides on this one.

Forbidden 14 I'm into the idea of but popping off ledge lipslides and front boards is just way too fun. I last half a day

(https://i.imgur.com/ngGzISo.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: switchbs180 on September 22, 2018, 12:34:03 PM
trying to learn tailslides and fs noseslides

(http://i64.tinypic.com/5f245d.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: EAT PUSSY! on September 24, 2018, 08:18:11 AM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/2n7qoma.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 24, 2018, 09:15:05 AM
Hey get dirtier. This thread is for illegitimate slide marks and hardly any of you know what that means I think.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: planman on September 26, 2018, 11:51:37 AM
After a week of skating. Parking block chewed up my graphic yesterday.
(https://i.imgur.com/LlbilF6.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 26, 2018, 12:10:58 PM
The cigarette says "I'm cool" but the "slide marks" say "I'm not cool"
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Dong Hanglo on September 26, 2018, 11:59:17 PM
send more nudes of your deck bro!
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: FS-OverKOOK on September 27, 2018, 07:51:23 AM
francis's boards look like a skate is sposedta look.
doa board looked normal too.
johnes's board looks like the free board some middle aged woman gives you that her son outgrew but 'it's in real good shape, he usedta love skating' and you're too polite to say no but seriously, you're bummed to be stuck w/ it and you try to pawn it off on little peurto rican kids first chance you get and similarly pat yourself on the back like the clueless mom even though you got that little peurto rican kid fucked up in the game now too.
what's going here?
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on September 27, 2018, 07:56:32 AM
got halfway through carving "fuck shit for brains" into my tail when i realized life isnt supposed to be like this
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: woodinbrine on September 27, 2018, 08:32:03 AM
got halfway through carving "fuck shit for brains" into my tail when i realized life isnt supposed to be like this

Skating around with «Fuck shit» on your tail’s pretty cool though.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on September 27, 2018, 09:22:15 AM
its really not
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 27, 2018, 09:46:04 AM
And here I am having no idea who you are
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: the snake on September 27, 2018, 10:01:51 AM
next thread : offensive slide marks
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on September 27, 2018, 10:03:42 AM
i know of a magic ledge that if you front blunt it will reveal the date of your death
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Jollyoli on September 28, 2018, 01:30:27 AM
As this was only used indoor mini & vert (I can't skate vert).
This board has been pulled from the archive pile to be my wet set up.

Is this an example of illegitimate?
(https://i.imgur.com/9wMsnSsl.jpg)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: RodeoBill on September 28, 2018, 06:54:38 AM
The only thing I have really gotten out of this thread so far is that there seems to be a strong absence of tail guards nowadays.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: Uknowmyinsta on September 28, 2018, 07:10:38 AM
No fuckin Rip Grip either.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: myfeetarekillingme on October 04, 2018, 12:42:26 PM
past three boards

not so proud of the wheelbite marks, really puts my problem into perspective having the trucks off

(https://i.postimg.cc/N0kCXNMw/IMG_1417.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xkqPD3Ms)
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: shit_for_brains on October 04, 2018, 12:44:36 PM
good for you.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: heritage on October 04, 2018, 12:54:38 PM
past three boards

not so proud of the wheelbite marks, really puts my problem into perspective having the trucks off

(https://i.postimg.cc/N0kCXNMw/IMG_1417.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xkqPD3Ms)

Looks great Baustin. And I'm feeling your new Evisen. Don't be bummed on wheel bite marks. That's a sign you're going for it. I skate 52s and still get wb like crazy. It sounds odd but Keenan's wheel bite marks always stick out in my mind.

Can you do me a favor? Measure the tail length on that Flo board? Also the nose. Thanks! And gnar'd in advance.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: myfeetarekillingme on October 04, 2018, 01:02:28 PM
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past three boards

not so proud of the wheelbite marks, really puts my problem into perspective having the trucks off

(https://i.postimg.cc/N0kCXNMw/IMG_1417.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xkqPD3Ms)
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Looks great Baustin. And I'm feeling your new Evisen. Don't be bummed on wheel bite marks. That's a sign you're going for it. I skate 52s and still get wb like crazy. It sounds odd but Keenan's wheel bite marks always stick out in my mind.

Can you do me a favor? Measure the tail length on that Flo board? Also the nose. Thanks! And gnar'd in advance.

If I can get my hands on a tape measure I'll definitely measure it for you. I remember thinking the kicks felt pretty tiny while skating it, especially compared to the ScumCo.
Title: Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
Post by: TwisT on October 05, 2018, 07:05:43 AM
past three boards

not so proud of the wheelbite marks, really puts my problem into perspective having the trucks off

(https://i.postimg.cc/N0kCXNMw/IMG_1417.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xkqPD3Ms)

slide marks look almost identical on each board...

learn a new trick