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Title: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: Far from relevant on September 27, 2018, 05:25:29 AM
Someone, dude is killing it way too hard to not really have any solid sponsors. Retire someone on deathwish and he can take their spot.
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: heckler on September 27, 2018, 05:28:24 AM
Who?
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: GOKU on September 27, 2018, 05:54:58 AM
Quote from: heckler on September 27, 2018, 05:28:24 AM
Who?

John Dilorenzo. He's pretty sick! Good manual game, good at everything really
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: brucewillis on September 27, 2018, 05:58:53 AM
He used to ride for cliché right?
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: emchen on September 27, 2018, 06:30:12 AM
I wonder if John Dilo's weakness is that he's too good and from Florida (a saturated market).

Prod should just put him on Primitive even though I don't like Primitive. He already skates with Franky Villani too.
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: Samuel Gorgompus on September 27, 2018, 06:39:40 AM
He’s skating enjoi boards on Instagram...
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: meadowsoprano on September 27, 2018, 06:51:02 AM
Does he fucking suck as a human or something?

He's been a flow kid for a lifetime.
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: Little Debbie on September 27, 2018, 07:09:31 AM
Quote from: meadowsoprano on September 27, 2018, 06:51:02 AM
Does he fucking suck as a human or something?

He's been a flow kid for a lifetime.
yeah someone a while back said something about his attitude being the thing holding him up...
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: Larry Sportello on September 27, 2018, 07:13:36 AM
I have no idea who this is but I could see him on Krooked
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: emchen on September 27, 2018, 08:16:59 AM
Quote from: Little Debbie on September 27, 2018, 07:09:31 AM
Quote from: meadowsoprano on September 27, 2018, 06:51:02 AM
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Does he fucking suck as a human or something?

He's been a flow kid for a lifetime.
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yeah someone a while back said something about his attitude being the thing holding him up...

Really??? He seems like an unassuming dude but I guess u can never tell from IG clips and "throwaway" clips
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: headtowall on September 27, 2018, 09:06:57 AM
was thinking Krooked
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: Far from relevant on September 27, 2018, 09:20:27 AM
Quote from: Handsome Squidward on September 27, 2018, 06:39:40 AM
He’s skating enjoi boards on Instagram...

He’s put out at least two full parts gets enjoi flow, Samaria puts next to nothing out and gets a pro board. Makes total sense.
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: lampshade on September 27, 2018, 10:08:56 AM
Quote from: GOKU on September 27, 2018, 05:54:58 AM
Quote from: heckler on September 27, 2018, 05:28:24 AM
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Who?
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John Dilorenzo. He's pretty sick! Good manual game, good at everything really

I thought the dude's name was actually John Dilo.  Then I thought, "Man that dude had a terrible nick name in middle school."
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: coyote2425 on September 27, 2018, 10:15:56 AM
Quote from: Far from relevant  on September 27, 2018, 09:20:27 AM
Quote from: Handsome Squidward on September 27, 2018, 06:39:40 AM
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He’s skating enjoi boards on Instagram...
[close]

He’s put out at least two full parts gets enjoi flow, Samaria puts next to nothing out and gets a pro board. Makes total sense.

Oh boy, here we go...
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: Far from relevant on September 27, 2018, 10:24:11 AM
Quote from: coyote2425 on September 27, 2018, 10:15:56 AM
Quote from: Far from relevant  on September 27, 2018, 09:20:27 AM
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Quote from: Handsome Squidward on September 27, 2018, 06:39:40 AM
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He’s skating enjoi boards on Instagram...
[close]

He’s put out at least two full parts gets enjoi flow, Samaria puts next to nothing out and gets a pro board. Makes total sense.
[close]

Oh boy, here we go...

I wasn't being sarcastic she is a sick skater and totally deserves to be pro, over say someone who hardflipped that San Diego set in bust or bail...
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: brucewillis on September 27, 2018, 10:55:48 AM
Quote from: Larry Sportello on September 27, 2018, 07:13:36 AM
I have no idea who this is but I could see him on Krooked
Ineherent Vice is one of my favorite movies
Title: Re: John Dilo should ride for.....
Post by: Far from relevant on September 27, 2018, 11:31:24 AM
Id like to see him on REAL.