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Title: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: DM on September 30, 2018, 10:05:53 AM
1.5lbs meth, 0.5lbs smack, 850 Xanax, shrooms and cash. https://www.osidenews.com/2018/09/28/one-pound-of-meth-half-pound-of-heroin-seized-in-raid-on-encinitas-residence/
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Post by: Sick Duck on September 30, 2018, 10:08:21 AM
Wonder if he snitched yet
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Post by: os89 on September 30, 2018, 10:10:15 AM
More like Lori-ICE. BA DUM TSST. Seriously had to look this guy up, was he ever relevant?
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on September 30, 2018, 10:24:26 AM
If red bull or monster sponsored him instead of Rock Star, he wouldn’t have to have a side business. Dude is up shit creek unless he snitches then he is just dead
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: CHONGO on September 30, 2018, 10:27:07 AM
he is fucked Hefty amount of meth
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 30, 2018, 10:34:50 AM
rob lorifice
comes to the party
w/ drugs in his orifice
if yo bitch get mouthy
he show whore a fist
southern buffet
i'll have more a fish
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: sododgy on September 30, 2018, 11:17:54 AM
850 Xanax? Gotta be some fent in there...
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Post by: SodaJerk on September 30, 2018, 11:24:55 AM
Who?
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on September 30, 2018, 11:38:55 AM
he is fucked Hefty amount of meth
Imagine the illustrious pre-prison life of a low to mid level drug dealer who clearly uses his own shit.

He put his money in his jail wallet
Robbed Orifice 
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: kentrock on September 30, 2018, 12:12:07 PM
he could argue that its for his personal use.  there were no guns.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: shripshrapper on September 30, 2018, 12:17:59 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: four eyes on September 30, 2018, 12:19:59 PM
https://theboardr.com/profile/563/Rob_Lorifice
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: SodaJerk on September 30, 2018, 12:22:23 PM
https://theboardr.com/profile/563/Rob_Lorifice
That didn't help.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Pete on September 30, 2018, 01:50:22 PM
Them xans is definitely all fake. Let them find a trace amount of a fent analogue in there. automatic 20 in the states now no?. Also I have no idea who this guy is.

Free max b
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: DM on September 30, 2018, 02:03:14 PM
vert josh kasper
Them xans is definitely all fake. Let them find a trace amount of a fent analogue in there. automatic 20 in the states now no?. Also I have no idea who this guy is.

Free max b

That true? Kids are doing tons of that stuff right??
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: DCLOVE on September 30, 2018, 02:11:29 PM
vert josh kasper
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Them xans is definitely all fake. Let them find a trace amount of a fent analogue in there. automatic 20 in the states now no?. Also I have no idea who this guy is.

Free max b
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That true? Kids are doing tons of that stuff right??

I wouldn’t say they’re doing it on purpose, it’s drug dealers cutting it and repressing it with fet to make more money. It’s fucked. If you’re gonna do pills these days just get a script or buy from someone you know has one. I bought testing strips just cause that shits so common and so many people I know use drugs recreationally it’s easier to hand em a strip and say hey just test that shit real quick then watch my friends die over some dumb Shit.

Just smoke weed and drink if you wanna get down. Shit I even would test coke now cause I’ve read shit of people dying from fet laced coke which makes no sense to me.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: bawtawdwon on September 30, 2018, 02:21:28 PM
Part of the big air cartel. Y'all dumb with the fentanyl xanax shit though. Same type of rumor when people used to say e pills were coke based or heroin based. Niggas dumb. He's a goner on the meth and heroin.

Fentanyl is in counterfeit painkillers, been 2 cases I remember of fentanyl in xanax, small local ops. Rumors starting spreading from there. Lil peep dies, rumors blow up, neglecting the fact he took counterfeit oxy. Now every kid wants to prove how smart they are by mentioning "fentanyl xans".

-og counterfeit drug guy
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Sick Duck on September 30, 2018, 02:35:18 PM
Them xans is definitely all fake. Let them find a trace amount of a fent analogue in there. automatic 20 in the states now no?. Also I have no idea who this guy is.

Free max b
just half pound of heroin alone means your fucked. Look at that dork tho he’s gonna give up everyone
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: expired on September 30, 2018, 02:56:24 PM
Part of the big air cartel. Y'all dumb with the fentanyl xanax shit though. Same type of rumor when people used to say e pills were coke based or heroin based. Niggas dumb. He's a goner on the meth and heroin.

Fentanyl is in counterfeit painkillers, been 2 cases I remember of fentanyl in xanax, small local ops. Rumors starting spreading from there. Lil peep dies, rumors blow up, neglecting the fact he took counterfeit oxy. Now every kid wants to prove how smart they are by mentioning "fentanyl xans".

-og counterfeit drug guy

Considering I had a friend who thought he was taking Xanax and then overdosed because it was fent, id say its not a rumour, as well when my sister was working in the ER in Vancouver, there were 12 people who came in after overdosing on fent, almost all of them thought they were taking Xanax, a few thought it was heroin, its mixed in a lot these days for unexpecting victims.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: jakeumms on September 30, 2018, 03:02:35 PM
I'm willing to bet that any depressant pill you buy of the street these days has fentanyl in it. Especially now. Scripts are so tight since the beginning of the year that nobody has any extra and they get side eye from the pharmacists they've been going to for years. I had a hook up a while back and the quantity he had was vast. No way he was getting those from a script.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: bawtawdwon on September 30, 2018, 03:13:47 PM
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Part of the big air cartel. Y'all dumb with the fentanyl xanax shit though. Same type of rumor when people used to say e pills were coke based or heroin based. Niggas dumb. He's a goner on the meth and heroin.

Fentanyl is in counterfeit painkillers, been 2 cases I remember of fentanyl in xanax, small local ops. Rumors starting spreading from there. Lil peep dies, rumors blow up, neglecting the fact he took counterfeit oxy. Now every kid wants to prove how smart they are by mentioning "fentanyl xans".

-og counterfeit drug guy
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Considering I had a friend who thought he was taking Xanax and then overdosed because it was fent, id say its not a rumour, as well when my sister was working in the ER in Vancouver, there were 12 people who came in after overdosing on fent, almost all of them thought they were taking Xanax, a few thought it was heroin, its mixed in a lot these days for unexpecting victims.
Sounds like more rumors to me honestly. Did your friend get toxicology done? And I don't know how some people think they're taking xanax but others would think its heroin. And opiate users use xanax in conjunction alot of the time, further muddying the connection. But yes, fentanyl is a bigger problem in Canada than the us.

Also fentanyl cost more than alprazolam. Only way they find they're way into xanax press is wrong chemical sent, contamination of press, or its the only thing available to the presser. Its a much smaller problem than the public thinks, relating to Xanax.

Oh yeah, some history, before any cases even popped up, the main supplier who started this shit made a long post about nothing being able to stop him from putting fentanyl in them and killing all of his custumers. This is the starting point of everything. Maybe 2013-14. People were pissed but I thought it was pretty funny, he never did, now look where we are.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: thebacker on September 30, 2018, 03:40:14 PM
Not too long ago people in Delaware OD'd from smoking weed laced with fent
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: coyote2425 on September 30, 2018, 03:43:14 PM
https://theboardr.com/profile/563/Rob_Lorifice

Ha, was expecting some washed-up '90s vert pro I wouldn't recognize.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: bawtawdwon on September 30, 2018, 03:49:50 PM
Not too long ago people in delewared OD'd from smoking weed laced with fent
More hysteria. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fentanyl-laced-marijuana-rise/

I'm not saying fentanyl isnt a problem, its just reached straight hysteria levels by the media. Ima leave this thread now tho. Stay woke y'all.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Pete on September 30, 2018, 04:05:51 PM
you are a full blown person. Go cape for fentanyl on reddit lil du.

Also you look really fucking stupid challenging someone’s personal account of their friend ODing with a snopes article. Got any good ebaumsworld or newgrounds links on deck?

Free max b
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: bawtawdwon on September 30, 2018, 04:31:46 PM
U mad I called out your bullshit.

Keep that nigga max locked
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: rubbery vagina on September 30, 2018, 06:24:57 PM
never forget his aim screen name: TheLorifice

RIP
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Sidewalk Funk. on September 30, 2018, 06:57:32 PM
For those unfamiliar with his skating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjn1SPddIFs
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: sododgy on October 01, 2018, 02:01:34 AM
Part of the big air cartel. Y'all dumb with the fentanyl xanax shit though. Same type of rumor when people used to say e pills were coke based or heroin based. Niggas dumb. He's a goner on the meth and heroin.

Fentanyl is in counterfeit painkillers, been 2 cases I remember of fentanyl in xanax, small local ops. Rumors starting spreading from there. Lil peep dies, rumors blow up, neglecting the fact he took counterfeit oxy. Now every kid wants to prove how smart they are by mentioning "fentanyl xans".

-og counterfeit drug guy

You're dumb as shit, and continually show you actually know dick all about common drug quality. You're a custie who needs to stay on r/drugs with all the armchair "OG's".

Alprazolam is not cheaper than fentanyl, and no one is suggesting that people are commonly handing out bars if straight fent. It's a cut, same as any other, and a tiny bit of fent can stretch that random benzo batch absurdly far anyone asshole with a press. This is simple old shit, none of its new. The opiate benzo synergy at least makes sense. Dumb custies can't tell the difference between a benzo blackout and a nod, the same as dumb custies who don't know real L can't it from other psychs.

Fent is blown up in the media like everything else, but that doesn't mean it isn't everywhere. Had two wooks kick it due to fent laced coke in this tiny college town I live in. Yes toxicology was done, no they weren't opiate users, and mutual friends were with them when they copped the bags. A girl got popped for selling fent laced coke at Bisco this year. They tested and tracked it at EDC as well.

Why are you the way you are?
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: bawtawdwon on October 01, 2018, 04:26:57 AM
Lol, u mad too. I know more about this than you think, straight up, and yup I only sold a couple grams of weed in my life. Tryna slay callin me a r drugs person lol dude its straight painfully obvious that's where you learned your info about this stuff like other man who told get back on reddit, ahhh mane. Yes, fentanyl contamination happens, like I said. And yes alp is cheaper even when accounting for dose. Ain't tryna keep arguing but u making me. Had plenty friends drop from fent also, I ain't being a asshole dude, I'm tryna get some truth out there.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Googan Christmas on October 01, 2018, 05:01:26 AM
Sure you two are dueling for “counterfeit drug expert” on here, but IRL I bet you’d get along great.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: spungo on October 01, 2018, 05:22:54 AM
I never realized so many people on the board popped pills, perscription or recreationally,  that's wild, wacky, stuff
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Post by: feedmeseymour on October 01, 2018, 07:32:36 AM
lost of time to research drug stuff on the internet when youre a lotto winner.
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on October 01, 2018, 07:50:05 AM
my father is a medical examiner and he says if it weren't for harleys and opiates he'd be out of a job
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: FS-OverKOOK on October 01, 2018, 07:55:59 AM
https://theboardr.com/profile/563/Rob_Lorifice
with those sponsors he didn't have a choice.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Googan Christmas on October 01, 2018, 09:03:04 AM
my father is a medical examiner and he says if it weren't for harleys and opiates he'd be out of a job

Your pops sounds cool
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Post by: Baron Samedi on October 01, 2018, 09:18:49 AM
inb4 oldmanepic gets in here to drop some REAL bro science on these plebs
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Post by: shripshrapper on October 01, 2018, 09:58:45 AM
I never realized so many people on the board popped pills, perscription or recreationally,  that's wild, wacky, stuff

(https://i.imgur.com/u9q6Z3E.jpg)
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: GAY on October 01, 2018, 10:15:42 AM
1.5 lbs of meth isn't much, nahmean?
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Post by: Billy Ocean on October 01, 2018, 10:25:53 AM
It's actually pronounced "Laura-fee-ché"
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on October 01, 2018, 01:51:52 PM
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my father is a medical examiner and he says if it weren't for harleys and opiates he'd be out of a job
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Your pops sounds cool

  Kay, yah "Harley's and opiates" -happy days,  but in order to save lives, a big distinction must be made between heroin and fent. Fent is so uber concentrated that people can ko forever on a lil extra grain.  The draw of fent is for dealers cause it's so much easier to move.  Ending heroin prohibition would end the black market fent. thing    Fent. will only get bigger, -alot of room for growth there in the US and Europe.  Fent. epidemics would kill alot more than decriminalizing heroin.  As you know deaths decresed when Holland stopped arresting people for heroin use and that was before fent. existed.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 01, 2018, 02:08:35 PM
Came to make a lorifice/orafice pun but I see that some people already beat me to it. 
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Post by: notcool on October 01, 2018, 03:28:38 PM
850 Xanax? Gotta be some fent in there...
probably all fake
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on October 01, 2018, 06:46:51 PM
From what I understand about Fent is that it's so much more popular because you dont need a crop of poppies to render drugs; it's completely synthetic.

There is no real way to stop the growth of it short of the government making it available themselves at a higher quality and for direct purchase at a lower rate.

Ever see the Wire? They should make Hamsterdam a real place in every city
https://youtu.be/BoiJRKwiC1Y



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Post by: fulfillthedream on October 02, 2018, 07:33:36 AM
From what I understand about Fent is that it's so much more popular because you dont need a crop of poppies to render drugs; it's completely synthetic.

There is no real way to stop the growth of it short of the government making it available themselves at a higher quality and for direct purchase at a lower rate.

Ever see the Wire? They should make Hamsterdam a real place in every city
https://youtu.be/BoiJRKwiC1Y


i think canada has/had something similar  ; https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/23/vancouver-supervised-injection-clinic-heroin
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Post by: FS-OverKOOK on October 02, 2018, 08:07:25 AM
From what I understand about Fent is that it's so much more popular because you dont need a crop of poppies to render drugs; it's completely synthetic.

There is no real way to stop the growth of it short of the government making it available themselves at a higher quality and for direct purchase at a lower rate.

Ever see the Wire? They should make Hamsterdam a real place in every city
https://youtu.be/BoiJRKwiC1Y

One of the best!
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on October 02, 2018, 12:33:27 PM
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From what I understand about Fent is that it's so much more popular because you dont need a crop of poppies to render drugs; it's completely synthetic.

There is no real way to stop the growth of it short of the government making it available themselves at a higher quality and for direct purchase at a lower rate.

Ever see the Wire? They should make Hamsterdam a real place in every city
https://youtu.be/BoiJRKwiC1Y
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One of the best!
Sure but heroin users will request heroin and if it's legalized it would seriously fuck up the fent market.  Ilegal fent. Or legal heroin?
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Joclo on October 02, 2018, 01:35:45 PM
That first week in jails gotta be a real bitch for this legend. Coming off H and xannies aint no fun. Especially when you gotta do it in a tiny little box. #freetheloriface
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Post by: notcool on October 03, 2018, 03:53:26 PM
Fent is way more potent than H I have a friend who uses and told me he got a hold of a fentanyl patch took 2 hits of the gel and was good. Told me it was like 50 times stronger than the regular H he smokes.
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Post by: ShredLaw on October 03, 2018, 04:07:36 PM
Lol, u mad too. I know more about this than you think, straight up, and yup I only sold a couple grams of weed in my life. Tryna slay callin me a r drugs person lol dude its straight painfully obvious that's where you learned your info about this stuff like other man who told get back on reddit, ahhh mane. Yes, fentanyl contamination happens, like I said. And yes alp is cheaper even when accounting for dose. Ain't tryna keep arguing but u making me. Had plenty friends drop from fent also, I ain't being a asshole dude, I'm tryna get some truth out there.

Fent is real dude. Why would you stifle awareness? You in some cases could be considered part of the problem...
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on October 03, 2018, 04:16:49 PM
Most cases, really
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Nth syd bear on October 03, 2018, 04:18:19 PM
look at his photo.. he skated vert and lived in Carlsbad
Him and meth we’re destined to cross paths at some point in life
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: notcool on October 03, 2018, 04:24:53 PM
That first week in jails gotta be a real bitch for this legend. Coming off H and xannies aint no fun. Especially when you gotta do it in a tiny little box. #freetheloriface
  seriously no joke! I ran out of my Ativan script a week early at about the 5th day I felt the worst I ever felt. Knowing that the only 2 drugs you can die from withdrawals are alcohol and benzos I went to er. Waited 4 hours lying on the grass the whole time. They gave me 2 ativian and sent me on my way.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: no life on October 04, 2018, 05:25:15 PM
look at his photo.. he skated vert and lived in Carlsbad
Him and meth we’re destined to cross paths at some point in life
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: shripshrapper on October 04, 2018, 05:26:31 PM
I'd like to visit this mythical "Carlsbad" one day. I don't smoke meth anymore, but it sounds interesting.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Shifty Flip on October 04, 2018, 07:22:34 PM
Methical "Carlsbad"
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Juicyboy on October 04, 2018, 07:47:31 PM
free him
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Hoeboi on October 04, 2018, 10:51:54 PM
ya'll some fuckin crackheads.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: shripshrapper on October 04, 2018, 10:58:37 PM
ya'll some fuckin crackheads.

Just because you've smoked crack a few times doesn't make you a crackhead!
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Style Police on October 19, 2018, 05:12:38 PM
Ellis and Weiss talk about it around the 12 min mark.

Great podcast btw.

https://soundcloud.com/ellistronics
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: ManMelt on October 19, 2018, 07:30:56 PM
In the new Rosanne spinoff, The Conners, Rosanne dies from an opioid overdose. Opioids she bought from Rob Lorifice.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: kentrock on October 20, 2018, 10:32:14 AM
the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on October 20, 2018, 11:00:37 AM
the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.

Hahahahaha dude fucked his own life up.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: tetanus xrist on October 20, 2018, 11:10:21 AM
(https://nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/shaun-weiss.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=618&h=410&crop=1)
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: brycickle on October 20, 2018, 11:49:36 AM
He doesn't look like he's cut out for the California state penal system.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: tetanus xrist on October 20, 2018, 11:51:31 AM
He doesn't look like he's cut out for the California state penal system.

Bet you a million spacebucks you wouldn't fight him when he gets out...
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: brycickle on October 20, 2018, 01:47:56 PM
I wouldn't fight him now.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: tetanus xrist on October 20, 2018, 02:04:26 PM
I wouldn't fight him now.

Why not when you're so quick to slander him on the internet? Why don't you post your stats and/or mugshot?
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: kentrock on October 20, 2018, 02:17:12 PM
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the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.
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Hahahahaha dude fucked his own life up.

he made a mistake, he didnt hurt anyone.  nobody decides they want to get involved in drugs.  he doesnt deserve to have his life ruined.
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Post by: fickdiepolizei666 on October 20, 2018, 02:51:47 PM
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the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.
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Hahahahaha dude fucked his own life up.
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he made a mistake, he didn't hurt anyone.  nobody decides they want to get involved in drugs.  he doesn't deserve to have his life ruined.

that must be one of the dumbest sentences I've read on here
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Post by: Burt Ward on October 20, 2018, 04:32:28 PM
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the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.
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Hahahahaha dude fucked his own life up.
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he made a mistake, he didn't hurt anyone.  nobody decides they want to get involved in drugs.  he doesn't deserve to have his life ruined.
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that must be one of the dumbest sentences I've read on here

Dumb as it is, it’s not even CLOSE to that.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: kentrock on October 20, 2018, 04:58:52 PM
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the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.
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Hahahahaha dude fucked his own life up.
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treatment and community service should be punishment enough and get his life back

he made a mistake, he didn't hurt anyone.  nobody decides they want to get involved in drugs.  he doesn't deserve to have his life ruined.
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that must be one of the dumbest sentences I've read on here
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Dumb as it is, it’s not even CLOSE to that.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Joust Ostrich on September 05, 2019, 02:29:48 PM


Even though nobody was wondering, he plead guilty.

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/San-Diego-Encinitas-Professional-Skateboarder-Rob-Lorifice-Pleads-Guilty-to-Methamphetamine-Heroin-Possession-With-Intent-to-Distribute-Elizabeth-Landis-559283151.html

How do you pay a $5 million dollar fine from jail?
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: GAY on September 05, 2019, 02:32:11 PM


Even though nobody was wondering, he plead guilty.

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/San-Diego-Encinitas-Professional-Skateboarder-Rob-Lorifice-Pleads-Guilty-to-Methamphetamine-Heroin-Possession-With-Intent-to-Distribute-Elizabeth-Landis-559283151.html

How do you pay a $5 million dollar fine from jail?

He could charge money for access to his orifice.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Joust Ostrich on September 05, 2019, 02:34:01 PM
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Even though nobody was wondering, he plead guilty.

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/San-Diego-Encinitas-Professional-Skateboarder-Rob-Lorifice-Pleads-Guilty-to-Methamphetamine-Heroin-Possession-With-Intent-to-Distribute-Elizabeth-Landis-559283151.html

How do you pay a $5 million dollar fine from jail?
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He could charge money for access to his orifice.

hahaha.  thank you.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: poor alice on September 05, 2019, 02:35:48 PM
Hold the fuck up, Rob Lorfice is only 31?



Jeeeeeeesus
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Post by: jakeumms on September 05, 2019, 02:38:40 PM
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Even though nobody was wondering, he plead guilty.

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/San-Diego-Encinitas-Professional-Skateboarder-Rob-Lorifice-Pleads-Guilty-to-Methamphetamine-Heroin-Possession-With-Intent-to-Distribute-Elizabeth-Landis-559283151.html

How do you pay a $5 million dollar fine from jail?
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He could charge money for access to his Lorifice.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: RossDailey on September 05, 2019, 02:53:00 PM
What the hell is a Lorifice?
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: John Kreese on September 05, 2019, 03:12:33 PM
The "Lorifice", who "speaks for the trees" as they have no tongues, emerges from the stump of the Truffula and voices his disapproval both of the sacrifice of the tree and of the Thneed itself. He spreads the land with his plentiful supply of meth, heroin, roxicodone pills, Xanax, pot, and psychedelic mushrooms.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Christmas Complete on September 05, 2019, 03:26:50 PM
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Even though nobody was wondering, he plead guilty.

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/San-Diego-Encinitas-Professional-Skateboarder-Rob-Lorifice-Pleads-Guilty-to-Methamphetamine-Heroin-Possession-With-Intent-to-Distribute-Elizabeth-Landis-559283151.html

How do you pay a $5 million dollar fine from jail?
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He could charge money for access to his Lorifice.
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Or as the French say, L'orifice
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Post by: GAY on September 05, 2019, 05:06:04 PM
I put "Rob Lorifice" into Google and this image came up. Is this who we're talking about? Hard to believe this guys is only 31.

(https://i.imgur.com/7WwltfW.jpg)
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: UL8 on September 05, 2019, 05:37:53 PM
I put "Rob Lorifice" into Google and this image came up. Is this who we're talking about? Hard to believe this guys is only 31.

(https://i.imgur.com/7WwltfW.jpg)
That's what drugs do to you. Some people were saying he's an X Games medalist and now he looks like this. Sad.
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Post by: fang on September 05, 2019, 07:19:08 PM
What a silly goose
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Post by: TheLurper on September 05, 2019, 08:25:06 PM
Ever see the Wire? They should make Hamsterdam a real place in every city
https://youtu.be/BoiJRKwiC1Y

Damn, too bad Rob didn't watch Season 2 of The Wire.

Actual Rob L text message:

"I have bomb dark [heroin] you should try and I got [narcotics] and even some really bomb blue [methamphetamine] - the real deal. And bomb kush [marijuana] too. If u want to stop by here on ur way up let me know. I am gonna be heading down to sports arena a minute so if u aren’t leaving just yet I can swing by there."

Season 2 of the Wire Episode 2:

Herc: Fucking white boys, I love 'em. I fucking love 'em.
Kima: Yeah?
Herc: Dumb as a box of rocks.
Kima: Who?
Herc: White boys. Talking about the brain-deads in my Kane Street case. I call him up, I tell him I wanna buy some drugs. You know what he says? Says "Okay, I'll sell you the drugs. How much drugs do you want?"
Herc: I swear to god, Kima, they don't code it, they don't ask for a meet, nothin'. And then when you make the deal, there's no runner, no bullshit. It's the guy himself walking up to you in the parking lot, saying: "I brought the drugs. Did you bring the money?"
Kima: <chuckles>
Herc: I'm not kidding. I have much respect for black people after working with these idiots for two weeks.
Herc: Seriously, white boys wanna sell drugs in Baltimore, they'll have to make different laws for it. Like even it out for them.
Kima: Affirmative action.
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Post by: jakeumms on September 05, 2019, 08:29:22 PM
Damn my homie that used to sell me weed had code words that we used during texts. It's really not that hard. I guess it hardly matters if the cops get a warrant and come into your house and find an enormous pile of drugs though.
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Post by: neonblitz on September 05, 2019, 10:16:08 PM
Vert is the truth
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Post by: conqueso on September 05, 2019, 10:43:52 PM
Vert is meth
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Post by: NOT - DLX_Customer_Service on September 05, 2019, 11:59:55 PM
It's actually pronounced "Laura-fee-ché"
Incorrect, it’s actually “laur-E-fee-ché“, the 2nd syllable is stressed hardest. I’m a stickler for proper pronunciation.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: neonblitz on September 06, 2019, 12:51:38 AM
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Vert is meth
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we need a method air variation upon his release, methadone air or some shit..
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: GAY on September 06, 2019, 06:54:09 AM
So Rob thought he was obscuring all the drug names in his text messages by putting brackets around them?
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Post by: gaunt on September 06, 2019, 07:14:59 AM
So Rob thought he was obscuring all the drug names in his text messages by putting brackets around them?
pretty certain those brackets are indicators of modified text, as in the prosecutor inserted those words to express to the court what those terms (dark, blue, kush) were referring to (heroin, methamphetamine, marijuana) and are not Lorifice's text messages verbatim.
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Post by: Pete on September 06, 2019, 09:59:29 AM
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Vert is meth
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we need a method air variation upon his release, methadone air or some shit..
underrated post.

free max b
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: Sick Duck on September 06, 2019, 10:02:05 AM
They can get you for using code words too. Bottom line is anyone moving a lot of hard drugs is probably getting caught at some point
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Post by: TheLurper on September 06, 2019, 10:10:51 AM
This is an interesting read on high level drug dealers (people who are actually moving kilos and kilos of drugs at a time). It is an academic book so it isn't as exciting as Blow or some Hollywood thing, but it is a solid look into the careers of high level dealers.

(https://i.ibb.co/w4vf8LT/Screen-Shot-2019-09-06-at-2-09-44-PM.png)
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Post by: NegativeCreep on September 06, 2019, 10:15:53 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/eb/82/6f/eb826fd4a910c289a4fbff21839648a8.jpg)

I remember trying to use code back in the day with someone new and he acted all confused. It's like come on man, what else would I be hitting you up for.
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Post by: Shinycandy on September 06, 2019, 11:30:52 AM
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Ever see the Wire? They should make Hamsterdam a real place in every city
https://youtu.be/BoiJRKwiC1Y
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Damn, too bad Rob didn't watch Season 2 of The Wire.

Actual Rob L text message:

"I have bomb dark [heroin] you should try and I got [narcotics] and even some really bomb blue [methamphetamine] - the real deal. And bomb kush [marijuana] too. If u want to stop by here on ur way up let me know. I am gonna be heading down to sports arena a minute so if u aren’t leaving just yet I can swing by there."

Season 2 of the Wire Episode 2:

Herc: Fucking white boys, I love 'em. I fucking love 'em.
Kima: Yeah?
Herc: Dumb as a box of rocks.
Kima: Who?
Herc: White boys. Talking about the brain-deads in my Kane Street case. I call him up, I tell him I wanna buy some drugs. You know what he says? Says "Okay, I'll sell you the drugs. How much drugs do you want?"
Herc: I swear to god, Kima, they don't code it, they don't ask for a meet, nothin'. And then when you make the deal, there's no runner, no bullshit. It's the guy himself walking up to you in the parking lot, saying: "I brought the drugs. Did you bring the money?"
Kima: <chuckles>
Herc: I'm not kidding. I have much respect for black people after working with these idiots for two weeks.
Herc: Seriously, white boys wanna sell drugs in Baltimore, they'll have to make different laws for it. Like even it out for them.
Kima: Affirmative action.

If you read the article correctly, you’d see that the text message used was from the girlfriend not him.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: SodaJerk on September 06, 2019, 12:34:50 PM
How many Scarface posters do you think Rob has owned in his life?
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: TheLurper on September 06, 2019, 02:59:52 PM
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Ever see the Wire? They should make Hamsterdam a real place in every city
https://youtu.be/BoiJRKwiC1Y
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Damn, too bad Rob didn't watch Season 2 of The Wire.

Actual Rob L text message:

"I have bomb dark [heroin] you should try and I got [narcotics] and even some really bomb blue [methamphetamine] - the real deal. And bomb kush [marijuana] too. If u want to stop by here on ur way up let me know. I am gonna be heading down to sports arena a minute so if u aren’t leaving just yet I can swing by there."

Season 2 of the Wire Episode 2:

Herc: Fucking white boys, I love 'em. I fucking love 'em.
Kima: Yeah?
Herc: Dumb as a box of rocks.
Kima: Who?
Herc: White boys. Talking about the brain-deads in my Kane Street case. I call him up, I tell him I wanna buy some drugs. You know what he says? Says "Okay, I'll sell you the drugs. How much drugs do you want?"
Herc: I swear to god, Kima, they don't code it, they don't ask for a meet, nothin'. And then when you make the deal, there's no runner, no bullshit. It's the guy himself walking up to you in the parking lot, saying: "I brought the drugs. Did you bring the money?"
Kima: <chuckles>
Herc: I'm not kidding. I have much respect for black people after working with these idiots for two weeks.
Herc: Seriously, white boys wanna sell drugs in Baltimore, they'll have to make different laws for it. Like even it out for them.
Kima: Affirmative action.
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If you read the article correctly, you’d see that the text message used was from the girlfriend not him.

My mistake.

In that case, I wish Rob L's lady friend had seen season 2 of the Wire.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: neonblitz on September 06, 2019, 03:31:02 PM
How many Scarface posters do you think Rob has owned in his life?

I'd say 2, the black/white/red cover shot framed (probably a3 version framed in black) & the end scene / Ar15 classic
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on September 06, 2019, 03:38:52 PM
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vert josh kasper
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Them xans is definitely all fake. Let them find a trace amount of a fent analogue in there. automatic 20 in the states now no?. Also I have no idea who this guy is.

Free max b
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That true? Kids are doing tons of that stuff right??
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I wouldn’t say they’re doing it on purpose, it’s drug dealers cutting it and repressing it with fet to make more money. It’s fucked. If you’re gonna do pills these days just get a script or buy from someone you know has one. I bought testing strips just cause that shits so common and so many people I know use drugs recreationally it’s easier to hand em a strip and say hey just test that shit real quick then watch my friends die over some dumb Shit.

Just smoke weed and drink if you wanna get down. Shit I even would test coke now cause I’ve read shit of people dying from fet laced coke which makes no sense to me.
   Thank heroin prohibition for the n american fent crisis, strait up.   End of the day you could prolly link the meth crisis easily to Cocaine and Molly prohibition.   Before meth got super big it was used as a cut with molly in places.  Thats how that industry got legs I suspect.
Title: Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
Post by: thebacker on September 06, 2019, 04:56:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9B7BQWnZJs
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Post by: Roast beef on April 30, 2020, 12:36:26 PM
What happened with this case? Is lorifice in prison?
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Post by: 43 on April 30, 2020, 12:49:18 PM
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Even though nobody was wondering, he plead guilty.

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/San-Diego-Encinitas-Professional-Skateboarder-Rob-Lorifice-Pleads-Guilty-to-Methamphetamine-Heroin-Possession-With-Intent-to-Distribute-Elizabeth-Landis-559283151.html

How do you pay a $5 million dollar fine from jail?
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He could charge money for access to his orifice.

Rob est l'orifice pour les garçons.
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Post by: Davethedavedave on May 14, 2020, 10:48:03 PM
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Even though nobody was wondering, he plead guilty.

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/San-Diego-Encinitas-Professional-Skateboarder-Rob-Lorifice-Pleads-Guilty-to-Methamphetamine-Heroin-Possession-With-Intent-to-Distribute-Elizabeth-Landis-559283151.html

How do you pay a $5 million dollar fine from jail?
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He could charge money for access to his orifice.
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Rob est l'orifice pour les garçons.
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Post by: Shifty Flip on May 14, 2020, 10:56:23 PM
Judgement of dismissal a year ago? 
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Post by: Davethedavedave on May 14, 2020, 11:09:13 PM
Judgement of dismissal a year ago?
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Post by: Youoverthere on May 15, 2020, 06:28:53 AM
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the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.
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Hahahahaha dude fucked his own life up.
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he made a mistake, he didn't hurt anyone.  nobody decides they want to get involved in drugs.  he doesn't deserve to have his life ruined.
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that must be one of the dumbest sentences I've read on here
I’ve known a couple of children whos parents make them sell. And I’m talking like young kids.