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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: kentrock on October 09, 2018, 08:33:38 AM
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how often do u do it? wut was the last thing u took? have u ever been caught?
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reported
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My homie often pockets the blue Sony DV tapes for me, because i don't wanna spend fucking 20 bucks on dated technology.
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they owe
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I steal case's of beers in the self check out line..I put the beer on the bottom rack and the other grocery in cart. after you scan all the grocery put them back in the cart to cover up the beer and just walk out. Just play dumb if they stop you at the door.(oh I totally forgot they were there) Make sure you can pay for them if they stop you....I've never been stopped
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$5 dickies at Walmart yo!
Get dickies, get a blank shirt that costs $5 and take off the sicker and put it over the dickies price sticker and go to self checkout, easy peasy.
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1500 grams of triazolam, aerosolize and introduce through ventilation system. Wait 10 minutes, deploy high voltage EMP at power station. Equip GPNVG optics and enter mobile faraday cage. Manuever to adult section, secure 32x32 Dickies brand work pants, Retreat immediately to evac point.
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This is such a bawtawd topic. Oh, well.
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$5 dickies at Walmart yo!
Get dickies, get a blank shirt that costs $5 and take off the sicker and put it over the dickies price sticker and go to self checkout, easy peasy.
u can return it for full price and say it was gift yo!
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Steal garms from adidas outlet, return to different adidas outlet without receipt for store credit, use store credit on some $35 city cups from adidas.com.
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I steal a lot of stuff I need therapy
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I just stole from wawa one of those reeses bars with the reeses pieces inside of it
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have you tried the reeses pieces w/ reeses bars inside of them
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Use to. Don't really need anything anymore so I stopped. Don't get caught.
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I didn't really need this rieces pieces bar but here we are
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I didn't really need this rieces pieces bar but here we are
Point taken. Ahould have said, don't really want much anymore. Come halloween though though i'll be ready for some reeses. Stopped stealing but i still trick or treat.
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I didn't really need this rieces pieces bar but here we are
It probably wouldn’t have tasted as good if you paid for it.
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My homie often pockets the blue Sony DV tapes for me, because i don't wanna spend fucking 20 bucks on dated technology.
I got busted stealing mini dv tapes for my buddy when I was about 16. Awkward times
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I got a career and don't drink or do drugs....but when I retire....I'm getting high and shoplifting....
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$5 dickies at Walmart yo!
Get dickies, get a blank shirt that costs $5 and take off the sicker and put it over the dickies price sticker and go to self checkout, easy peasy.
whoa
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My wife owns a retail store.
I'm pretty anti-shoplifitng these days.
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My wife owns a retail store.
I'm pretty anti-shoplifitng these days.
If it's Walmart it's not shoplifting, just redistributing the wealth
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i plead the fif
f-i-f fif
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My wife owns a retail store.
I'm pretty anti-shoplifitng these days.
If it's Walmart it's not shoplifting, just redistributing the wealth
Lol
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I've only ever done minor shoplifting in self-checkout situations. I wish I'd steal more often, but I'd be crazy embarrassed if I ever got caught.
I'm currently stealing wifi from the Staples across the street from my place though, it's working pretty well.
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free snacks at home depot: enter thru checkout area where all the snacks and drinks are, grab what interests you .. walk and eat .. throw away trash by bathrooms .. walk out
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oh and mandatory donut every time you go grocery shopping
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speaking of grocery shopping, hey and pay for groceries .. get paper bags to make his easier.. turn cart around and go finish getting rest of groceries sticking stuff in the paper bags .. buy a couple things on the way out and say you forgot those items
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The only time I remember really stealing was when I was super young (6 or less). I stole play money from the grocery store. What a genius.
These days, I might take a couple condiment packets so I can have them in my office if I go into a fast food place. Nothing big.
If I get screwed over by a place of business, I plot on how to steal the correct amount of things to "rectify" the situation. However, in practice I talk myself out of it because it is not worth having a record for getting back at some cashier who forgot to scan my coupon for 1.00 off a package of hot pockets.
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Last thing I shoplifted was the Osiris Feed The Need DVD from a Thrasher at Walmart.
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ill take anything that isn't bolted down i love the excitement and when ur family cant afford much haha
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If I get screwed over by a place of business, I plot on how to steal the correct amount of things to "rectify" the situation.
I can swear there is a Seinfeld scene where George does this exact thing at a pharmacy but I cannot find any visual evidence. Someone please chime in if my brain wires are crossed.
Either way, this level of pettiness is right in my wheelhouse.
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If I get screwed over by a place of business, I plot on how to steal the correct amount of things to "rectify" the situation.
Either way, this level of pettiness is right in my wheelhouse.
Yepp, got busted.
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If I get screwed over by a place of business, I plot on how to steal the correct amount of things to "rectify" the situation.
Either way, this level of pettiness is right in my wheelhouse.
Yepp, got busted.
Didn't he do something like this in a bookstore? He brought a book into the washroom there and they forced him to buy it, so he decides to go back and steal something of the same value.
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Didn't he do something like this in a bookstore? He brought a book into the washroom there and they forced him to buy it, so he decides to go back and steal something of the same value.
this is what has been fucking me up - thinking i'm mis-rememember the scene for the bookstore scene. I have not been able to verify this either other than finding a plot synopsis on wikipedia.
I believe the scene I'm thinking of is from the episode "The Stranded" s3 e10.
Plot- "At a drug store, George has an altercation with the cashier (played by Gwen Shepherd), accusing her of short-changing him ten dollars..."
I'm pretty sure he tries to steal something, or does steal something to recoup this loss. I can distinctly remember him stuffing some kind of something into his jacket, which isn't actually seen in the bookstore scene.
I'll have to blow the dust off the DVD's later tonight...
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last thing i stole were some candy packets from a grocery store when i was about 14. loss prevention caught me walking out the door and called the cops. i was so scared my parents would find out but the cop was nice enough to drive me home and let me off with a warning. they never found out and i never stole again
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Didn't he do something like this in a bookstore? He brought a book into the washroom there and they forced him to buy it, so he decides to go back and steal something of the same value.
I believe the scene I'm thinking of is from the episode "The Stranded" s3 e10.
Plot- "At a drug store, George has an altercation with the cashier (played by Gwen Shepherd), accusing her of short-changing him ten dollars..."
I'm pretty sure he tries to steal something, or does steal something to recoup this loss. I can distinctly remember him stuffing some kind of something into his jacket, which isn't actually seen in the bookstore scene.
I'll have to blow the dust off the DVD's later tonight...
I feel vindicated! But in all seriousness I used to fucking love shoplifting. Salary, wife, kids... that will change that shit real fast.
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Last thing I shoplifted was the Osiris Feed The Need DVD from a Thrasher at Walmart.
I stole a VHS copy of RDS FSU from the local sure shop around the time it came out. Definitely one of the better things I ever pinched
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Last thing I shoplifted was the Osiris Feed The Need DVD from a Thrasher at Walmart.
Bet
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Take nail clippers and snag all the Gotcha Stussy and Vision Street Wear stickers from the clothing at the mall. Trade stickers for gear.
Edit* is racking plywood for ramps considered shoplifting?
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Edit* is racking plywood for ramps considered shoplifting?
that's stealing.
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I probly stole at least $1300 in plywood to make forts and skteparks before age 13. Then stole probly $3000 in beer when I discoverd beer. I stole damn near everything. Its not a rush its free shit, if you get a rush that's gay. You on a raid mission son. But then u get larceny n bne n burglary. I had wanted pictures for jacking beer with my homie. Like americas most wanted.
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racking
Was hoping this word would turn up in this thread
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rusto
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I don't really do it that much, only when I'm passing by with the homies. I have some friends that did it for the sport, tho, guys used to get out of the market with R$300,00 worth of candy.
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rusto
The one thing I felt dumb for buying back in the day but if you got the money I’d say one crime at a time is good enough
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The one thing I felt dumb for buying back in the day but if you got the money I’d say one crime at a time is good enough
but at the same time is it worth paying to enable yourself to commit a crime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=017g1EFMifE
rusto wholecars coming soon
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walk - right - through - the - door
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I felt like a rube today because I was buying a handful of baseboards and trim pieces at Lowes and the check out girl failed to count one of the $20 baseboards I stacked in front of her and I brought it to her attention that she had missed it.
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last thing i stole were some candy packets from a grocery store when i was about 14. loss prevention caught me walking out the door and called the cops. i was so scared my parents would find out but the cop was nice enough to drive me home and let me off with a warning. they never found out and i never stole again
Had a similar experience but i was brought to the police station for my mother to pick me up. Got grounded for a month and never did it again.
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We used to do the case of beer on the bottom rack of the shopping cart in college weekly. Underage and never got caught. I'm tempted to jack shit sometimes, but once you get to a certain age and have a career, you have to consider the whole risk vs. reward thing. Plus, now there are way more security cameras than there used to be.
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We used to do the case of beer on the bottom rack of the shopping cart in college weekly. Underage and never got caught. I'm tempted to jack shit sometimes, but once you get to a certain age and have a career, you have to consider the whole risk vs. reward thing. Plus, now there are way more security cameras than there used to be.
beer under the shopping cart is a good one. i'm certain i woulda pulled that if i didn't live in canada. beer in supermarkets is rare here