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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Shitsucks on October 12, 2018, 11:30:51 PM
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Skateboarding's biggest loud mouth and whiny New Yorker used to rollerblade. Would shoot photos with pro rollerbladers while in college in Atlanta. He would also wear rollerblades while shooting photos. FACT I bet they'll revoke his supreme card
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That’s exciting.. I miss roller bladers
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If true, that’s for him to talk about when he is ready. Fucked up airing that out on a public forum like this.
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this is sure to ruin the long illustrious career of giovanni reda, most known for who fuckin did it.
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Skateboarding's biggest loud mouth and whiny New Yorker used to rollerblade. Would shoot photos with pro rollerbladers while in college in Atlanta. He would also wear rollerblades while shooting photos. FACT I bet they'll revoke his supreme card
And you're gonna be the guy who used to post shit like this, in the future.
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Come on yo!
https://youtu.be/L9PjD__ihRk
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So did Rocky Norton. He'd still break you in half and then skull fuck your broken corpse.
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So did Rocky Norton. He'd still break you in half and then skull fuck your broken corpse.
Ya but Rocky isn’t annoying as fuck with a loud mouth.
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a few years ago I was at a park in the Bay Area and a bunch of freestyle rollerbladers with nose rings, manic panic hair, jncos and giant chain wallets showed up. it was so bizarre but I appreciated what weirdos they were
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So did Rocky Norton. He'd still break you in half and then skull fuck your broken corpse.
Ya but Rocky isn’t annoying as fuck with a loud mouth.
You got me there.
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But did he beyblade?
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BA should do a mini documentary about Reda coming out and admitting that he used to rollerblade
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Rollerblading at it's height was still way more tolerable than these shitbag scooter kids everywhere.
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Obviously not Meza but wasn't there a World filmer at EMB who rollerbladed?
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aggressive inline was the shit...used to be that kid to pull up to the park on the bmx with the blades stuffed in the shortys pack strapped with the board.
would be powerful for reda to come out so dudes like me have someone to look up to...
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Rollerblading at it's height was still way more tolerable than these shitbag scooter kids everywhere.
We didn't know what we had
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what do you mean 'used' to hoeboi
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a few years ago I was at a park in the Bay Area and a bunch of freestyle rollerbladers with nose rings, manic panic hair, jncos and giant chain wallets showed up. it was so bizarre but I appreciated what weirdos they were
Ha...A few months ago I had just finished not landing a bunch of tricks at my local(also in the Bay) and was quietly cursing myself on the bench when two vans pulled up and about 15 dudes jumped out. I was thinking, cool, major sesh about to break out and them I saw the blades. These were older bladers with cut-off jorts and a dude rocking just a vest. I calmly rolled my weed and thought this is going to be good. These guys had a filmer and waxer(and these assholes waxed everything possible). The highlight was listening to the talk about their blade crew and rival blade crews that they have funk with.
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Rollerblading was cool back then I had a couple of friends who skated and did some fruitbooting too I always thought it looked awful though, but if Reda did back then I guess it was acceptable, like in the 80's mall grab wasn't a thing you can't really get an old 80's picture of someone mall grabbing and say hey he's a kook.
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No, it wasn't cool, ever. At all.
Op created an account to start this thread. It would be great if it's his last thread, post, idea, breath, whatever.
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Fuck you for reminding me that Reda exists.
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so did Antwuan Dixon
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a few years ago I was at a park in the Bay Area and a bunch of freestyle rollerbladers with nose rings, manic panic hair, jncos and giant chain wallets showed up. it was so bizarre but I appreciated what weirdos they were
if you landed a few tricks that would of been a good afternoon
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hoeboi
my guy
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fuck reda. his 15 minutes were up after he exploited BA. but i will say that it would be dope if he did a sequel to show BA's now full fledged flamer life. like maybe a trip with him to fire island. maybe get some footage at a bathhouse. footage of BA shopping for bow ties maybe. that would be kinda sick. now that BA doesn't skate anymore and all.
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Obviously not Meza but wasn't there a World filmer at EMB who rollerbladed?
It wasn't anyone known but someone in a recent nine club talked about him and even dropped his name
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BA should do a mini documentary about Reda coming out and admitting that he used to rollerblade
And then Reda will start posting artsy Selfies in daisy Duke shorts w/ some funny Fedora hat
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And you're gonna be the guy who used to post shit like this, in the future.
That's heavy
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who cares?
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Rollerblading at it's height was still way more tolerable than these shitbag scooter kids everywhere.
grass is greener. they made spots unskateable with their excessive wax jobs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz2CMDCD3WQ
Two things to take away from the movie Airbone....
1. After 8 years of surfing, I've still never met a surfer who rollerblades.
2. Who wants to recreate a downhill race from the top of Twin Peaks to Safeway on Market? Could do it every human for themselves or have teams or 5, first team to cross with 2 wins.
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that movie looks amazing
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aggressive inline was the shit...used to be that kid to pull up to the park on the bmx with the blades stuffed in the shortys pack strapped with the board.
would be powerful for reda to come out so dudes like me have someone to look up to...
that is pretty bold to admit. bravo. i used to be so fuckin perplexed by your kind at the park. skating didnt come too naturally to me, so i couldnt comprehend switching to another sport mid session and trying to figure that out.
although, one time while out skating my friends stopped at a strip mall with a convenience store to get drinks. i wasnt buying anything so while they all went in i found some blades that you strap over your shoes in my friend's van, but they were the Xtreme kind with the grind plate. so i slapped those babies on and started (terribly) rollerblading around the parking lot trying to hop on (unwaxed)curbs and stuff. while doing this some girl from my high school popped out of the dominos pizza where she worked and called over, sort of confused(she knew i skated) to see if it was me. i was so embarrassed for some reason, i dunno why, i doubt she viewed one activity as cooler than the other... maybe she did. i think i even specified that they werent mine. felt a little like austin powers with the swedish made penis enlarging pump
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Josh Kasper should have never started skateboarding. Dude always gave me the 'rollerblader vibe'.
In an alternate universe BA maybe could have been a rollerskater with jeans hotpants?
But he also could have been straight of course :(
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Josh Kasper should have never started skateboarding. Dude always gave me the 'rollerblader vibe'.
In an alternate universe BA maybe could have been a rollerskater with jeans hotpants?
But he also could have been straight of course :(
Wish I could kook you twice.
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Josh Kasper should have never started skateboarding. Dude always gave me the 'rollerblader vibe'.
In an alternate universe BA maybe could have been a rollerskater with jeans hotpants?
But he also could have been straight of course :(
Wish I could kook you twice.
And what was wrong with what I said? I'm pretty sure my gay boss would laugh at this if I told her that in alternate universe she could be straight.
Learn how to take a joke once in a while ::)
Jesus...
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https://youtu.be/HDZyZ1Uq_TM
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Josh Kasper should have never started skateboarding. Dude always gave me the 'rollerblader vibe'.
In an alternate universe BA maybe could have been a rollerskater with jeans hotpants?
But he also could have been straight of course :(
Wish I could kook you twice.
And what was wrong with what I said? I'm pretty sure my gay boss would laugh at this if I told her that in alternate universe she could be straight.
Learn how to take a joke once in a while ::)
Jesus...
Haha
I wouldn't expect you to know whats wrong with it, based off that excuse.
"My gay boss would laugh at it so its ok tho, learn to take a joke"
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Josh Kasper should have never started skateboarding. Dude always gave me the 'rollerblader vibe'.
In an alternate universe BA maybe could have been a rollerskater with jeans hotpants?
But he also could have been straight of course :(
Wish I could kook you twice.
And what was wrong with what I said? I'm pretty sure my gay boss would laugh at this if I told her that in alternate universe she could be straight.
Learn how to take a joke once in a while ::)
Jesus...
Haha
I wouldn't expect you to know whats wrong with it, based off that excuse.
"My gay boss would laugh at it so its ok tho, learn to take a joke"
Says the guy that's making up 'funny' company names in the 'female board company' thread.
You are everything that's wrong with society today:
- getting offended by shit that is totally irrelevant to you
- calling people out while being a total hypocrite
I think GAY wouldn't even take offence by what I said, why the hell should you?
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I think we all know why.
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True
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https://youtu.be/HDZyZ1Uq_TM
And?
Cardiel's the shit.
Snowboarding's the shit.
Isn't Rollerblading massive in China these days?
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https://youtu.be/HDZyZ1Uq_TM
And?
Cardiel's the shit.
Snowboarding's the shit.
Just some compare and contrast. Cards and Snowboards are amazing.
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I just realized we can blame rollerbladers for at least 30% of all skate stoppage.
Fuckers.
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this video has some good loller blading in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrCdpu6RHOs
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Josh Kasper should have never started skateboarding. Dude always gave me the 'rollerblader vibe'.
In an alternate universe BA maybe could have been a rollerskater with jeans hotpants?
But he also could have been straight of course :(
Wish I could kook you twice.
And what was wrong with what I said? I'm pretty sure my gay boss would laugh at this if I told her that in alternate universe she could be straight.
Learn how to take a joke once in a while ::)
Jesus...
Haha
I wouldn't expect you to know whats wrong with it, based off that excuse.
"My gay boss would laugh at it so its ok tho, learn to take a joke"
Says the guy that's making up 'funny' company names in the 'female board company' thread.
You are everything that's wrong with society today:
- getting offended by shit that is totally irrelevant to you
- calling people out while being a total hypocrite
I think GAY wouldn't even take offence by what I said, why the hell should you?
Damn rumours, Digging deep lol.
Dude, I just simply am a BA fan and am stoked on where he's at in his life. Your frowny face at the end of that sentence implied that you aren't.
If it was a joke, then it was a shitty one, and I missed it. You'll be ok.