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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: FakieNollie on November 14, 2018, 01:49:23 PM
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So far we have had Arto for Amex, Biebel for Budwiser and Prod for Uber Eats. What other shitty endorsement deals will we see in the future? Nigel for Trojan? Foy for Subway? Shane for Outback Steakhouse?
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foy on subway is a good one
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Malto for the signature Blue Mtn Dew at one of those shitty gas stations.
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Lamest of the lame
https://youtu.be/Cb-CPrVVW_s
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foy on subway is a good one
I back this if he gets that "free Subway for life" card
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I just saw somebody on IG making fun of P-Rod for slangin' the McRib.
His acting has improved since his Street Dreamz days...he really sounded excited for that sandwich!
EDIT: it's in the lame instagram posts thread too if you need a good laugh.
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foy on subway is a good one
Neal Hendrix
Sorry... had to do it. I’ll see myself out.
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Mikey Taylor for Triple Star Horse Feed
Stephen Lawyer for U.S Army
Reynolds for Whole Foods
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Lance Bolds lands bolts.
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Jim Greco for hammers at Home Depot
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Mikey Taylor for Triple Star Horse Feed
Stephen Lawyer for U.S Army
Reynolds for Whole Foods
(http://delivice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/reynolds-wrap-aluminum-foil-200sqft_orig-570x700.jpg)
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GANG! on Audi
Omar Salazar used to be on Toyota too lol
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Jereme on Magnum. Cause, you know, that's what he fit. Collab with Frank Reynolds because they both need monster condoms for their magnum dongs.
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Daryl Angel for Everlast boxing gloves
Chase Gabor for Craftsman tools
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm_o6WLhTLV/
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Neen gonna be on motivational YouTube videos before 2020 telling you how you too can get a rented Lamborghini in a leased building
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there’s no such thing as lame endorsement deals. if any single one of us were offered a few thousand dollars to advertise for any of the companies previously mentioned on this thread we would take the money and run with it. please move onto a new topic for this one has been done to death.
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there’s no such thing as lame endorsement deals. if any single one of us were offered a few thousand dollars to advertise for any of the companies previously mentioned on this thread we would take the money and run with it. please move onto a new topic for this one has been done to death.
shut up
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Lamest of the lame
https://youtu.be/Cb-CPrVVW_s
I back these crackers as long as you have a drink on hand. They are the shit if you do and shitty if you don't.
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Doug "Pineapple" Saladino for Del Monte
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Lamest of the lame
https://youtu.be/Cb-CPrVVW_s
I never watched this before but is this a buffalo wing and blue cheese flavor of those peanut butter cheese crackers that don't taste like cheese?
I'd honestly try these. I love snacks.
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there’s no such thing as lame endorsement deals. if any single one of us were offered a few thousand dollars to advertise for any of the companies previously mentioned on this thread we would take the money and run with it. please move onto a new topic for this one has been done to death.
you are diet gipp, and will never compare to the real thing, focus already.
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there’s no such thing as lame endorsement deals. if any single one of us were offered a few thousand dollars to advertise for any of the companies previously mentioned on this thread we would take the money and run with it. please move onto a new topic for this one has been done to death.
you are diet gipp, and will never compare to the real thing, focus already.
gipp? focus? ive never had gipp and im focusing my hardest :(
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Cobra Cole is in on it too.
Imagine if Instagram existed and skateboarding had made it as big in 2001 as it is now. You'd have Kenny Reed doing Uber Eats unboxing #ads in Uzbekistan.
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Pappalardo on Elmer’s Wood Glue
Tyshawn on WavEnforcer Do-Rags
Shawn Powers on Red Lobster (sorry)
Sean Pablo on Brylcreem
Cody McEntyre on Grease the Musical
Marc Johnson on NoDoz caffeine pills
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Tony hawk on chipotle
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Doug "Pineapple" Saladino for Del Monte
what is your fascination with Doug "Pineapple" Saladino? haha
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there’s no such thing as lame endorsement deals. if any single one of us were offered a few thousand dollars to advertise for any of the companies previously mentioned on this thread we would take the money and run with it. please move onto a new topic for this one has been done to death.
Your bullshit argument has been done to death, and it sounds stupider every time I hear it. Your complete lack of integrity is not interesting.
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Bob burnquist on target
The tattoo would come off as soon as the deal is done
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Just saw a Chris Cole McRib #ad on facebook just like the one P-Rod had.
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There will never be a better ad than the US Olympic team on Ortega Tacos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY
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Mark Rogowski on Gatorade
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Any hip San Diego skater on devils lettuce
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"use code Spencer Hamilton to get -30% at ergogenicsnutritions.com"
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Steve Berta on dove
"During activities, the last thing I want to think about are my armpits, for real. If my armpits are burning, then the things I do for fun and the things I do for other people become almost impossible to accomplish with any sort of joy"
https://medium.com/the-guide-to-complete-underarm-care/keeping-it-cool-with-steve-berra-9c6c0810f548 (https://medium.com/the-guide-to-complete-underarm-care/keeping-it-cool-with-steve-berra-9c6c0810f548)
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Stella Artois gets the nickname wife beater here in uk so that bum Daryl angel could be good fit
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Any hip San Diego skater on chops
fixed it for u
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Andy Mac & Kelly Hart OF Sobe
ANdrew Allen on Adderall
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Mikey Taylor for Triple Star Horse Feed
Stephen Lawyer for U.S Army
Reynolds for Whole Foods
(http://delivice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/reynolds-wrap-aluminum-foil-200sqft_orig-570x700.jpg)
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I almost spit out my coffee at work. Cobra Cole for King Cobra.
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there’s no such thing as lame endorsement deals. if any single one of us were offered a few thousand dollars to advertise for any of the companies previously mentioned on this thread we would take the money and run with it. please move onto a new topic for this one has been done to death.
This guy must be such a fucking tool.
Neen w the sick sponsor. I was visiting somebody in the hospital like 2 years ago and he was being rolled out in a wheelchair w a broken leg. Don’t remember ever hearing what happened.
Now that P Rod’s injured I bet he quits skating and becomes a 300 pound diabetic from all the mt. Dew and McRibs.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm_o6WLhTLV/
I don't really think this is that bad, at least it's pushing a healthy lifestyle that he actually partakes in. On the other side though, the Biebel Budweiser ads just look so ridiculous and unnatural
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Daniel
(https://i.imgur.com/ici0jatm.jpg)
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I'm often disappointed by Slap but the fact that double pits to chesty hasn't even been mentioned is a fucking shame
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I'm often disappointed by Slap but the fact that double pits to chesty hasn't even been mentioned is a fucking shame
oh shit the body spray or whatever it was hahahah
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We definitely took big shits in Ryan Sheckler's face for years and years and years and years and years and years and years. If you weren't on the forum or were still semen or whatever doesn't mean he didn't get his.
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there’s no such thing as lame endorsement deals. if any single one of us were offered a few thousand dollars to advertise for any of the companies previously mentioned on this thread we would take the money and run with it. please move onto a new topic for this one has been done to death.
As an aspiring slap pal with nothing else going for me, for a few thousand I would slang any poison hooch the corpo" suits put in front of me. As one of the best skaters in the world, riding for my dream sponsors, living in a nice house, driving a benzo I would only slang Mcribbs because they are delicious.
does Nyjah need to sell us orange crackers? no. Does Chris Cole need to sell us Mcribbs? probably.
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remember when olson did that commercial where he ate a chick out. that was tight
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm_o6WLhTLV/
I don't really think this is that bad, at least it's pushing a healthy lifestyle that he actually partakes in. On the other side though, the Biebel Budweiser ads just look so ridiculous and unnatural
Bebils teeth look ridiculous and unnatural
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marinela and #theboardr
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi-YjDUhQLn/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi-YjDUhQLn/)
i swear, clements is becoming my newman
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/41d448bb6cd7bd7d3e6b0b38ec064421/tumblr_otdanr2gm41u501aoo1_400.gif)
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Atiba’s Budweiser ads are some of the lamest things I’ve seen. Possibly worse than Biebel’s dual Budweiser and fake teeth ads.
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who cares, you would be foolish not to take the money and run. GTWYC
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marinela and #theboardr
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi-YjDUhQLn/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi-YjDUhQLn/)
i swear, clements is becoming my newman
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/41d448bb6cd7bd7d3e6b0b38ec064421/tumblr_otdanr2gm41u501aoo1_400.gif)
I remember my first gansito. I was bummed. Maybe they've improved their game but those were the snacks that the corner stores that couldn't get hostess or drakes accounts would get. To this day, my local store has them and they are never sold out even when almost everything else in there is.
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Hey be nice Gansito put a lot of effort into that Instagram post!
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Beagle on kfc chickenbone nowison
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Hey be nice Gansito put a lot of effort into that Instagram post!
you ain't seen nothing yet
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqAlmvigPqc/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BqAlmvigPqc/)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BoUYojxAhO6/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BoUYojxAhO6/)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh1qJaSh47n/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh1qJaSh47n/)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgKNIzDFQ7e/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BgKNIzDFQ7e/)
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BqAZe_ZgFg2/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=whojb0ksy45
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hey if the check clears
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hey if the check clears
I agree. I have 0 issue with these people getting money any way they can. Now, if you decide to market a dumb product (orange snack crackers, McRib, Dove, anything Biebel does, etc.) you doing so 100% entitles us to make of your ass for hocking such goofy shit.
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Absolute scenes in the skateboarding world as news unfolds that skaters who get paid to advertise multiple products at once are willing to accept a check in order to advertise another product.
That said I don't blame them. Most of these skaters being talked about aren't people trying to give off a "core" vibe and have families, bills etc. Shit I'd take a check if it meant just a few ig posts and some free product.
My dream sponsor would be Tesco Supermarkets. Never have to pay for a food shop again
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Humans are complex and that's why I think it's totally fine to say "go get your money you shameless fucking sell out whore"
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Mark Rogowski on Gatorade
Haha good one!
For the ones who don't know: Rogowski was a Vision pro in the later 80s nicknamed Gator who ended up in prison for murdering his girlfriend in the desert.
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Mark Rogowski on Gatorade
For the ones who don't know: Rogowski was a Vision pro in the later 80s nicknamed Gator who ended up in prison for murdering his girlfriend in the desert.
yea, but who is Groholski?
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I fuck with whatever Neen is plugging. That dude went from an annoying drunk pile to sober and health conscious. I support him sharing his stuff, trying to get other people on to healthier habits.
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I thought he killed some other girl as some ridiculous way to get back at his girlfriend.
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I thought he killed some other girl as some ridiculous way to get back at his girlfriend.
Probably you're right, it happened almost 30 years ago and I don't remember well all the story.
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Mark Rogowski on Gatorade
For the ones who don't know: Rogowski was a Vision pro in the later 80s nicknamed Gator who ended up in prison for murdering his girlfriend in the desert.
yea, but who is Groholski?
Another vert guy from that era?
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Jerry Gurney on Spanx
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there’s no such thing as lame endorsement deals. if any single one of us were offered a few thousand dollars to advertise for any of the companies previously mentioned on this thread we would take the money and run with it. please move onto a new topic for this one has been done to death.
Your bullshit argument has been done to death, and it sounds stupider every time I hear it. Your complete lack of integrity is not interesting.
So he's got no integrity and your saying you cannot be bought? Good for you if ur not full of shit there man.
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Whole Foods is Amazon, and Amazon as you are probably aware is Satan. In movies where a corporation has ruined the planet ala Wall-E.. that's Amazon. They enslave poor people, will bulldoze your neighborhood to make room to store cell phone chargers that don't work, and are really convenient and affordable. So is Neen the grossest whore so far? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Whole Foods is Amazon, and Amazon as you are probably aware is Satan. In movies where a corporation has ruined the planet ala Wall-E.. that's Amazon. They enslave poor people, will bulldoze your neighborhood to make room to store cell phone chargers that don't work, and are really convenient and affordable. So is Neen the grossest whore so far? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm on the fuck Amazon train. Neen is just like his heelflips. Some people like them,some don't, and I'm over them. To quote my cousin "hella whore shit"
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how the hell are McGill and Mcfeely not the ones pushing the mcrib?
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Whole Foods is Amazon, and Amazon as you are probably aware is Satan. In movies where a corporation has ruined the planet ala Wall-E.. that's Amazon. They enslave poor people, will bulldoze your neighborhood to make room to store cell phone chargers that don't work, and are really convenient and affordable. So is Neen the grossest whore so far? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
The shit on amazon is overpriced anyway, you could find everything on there for cheaper elsewhere. Who is lutzkas manager? Cause that guy killed it. I like in your face promotion, if you try and do it sneaky I'm never buying your shit.
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Steve Berta on dove
"During activities, the last thing I want to think about are my armpits, for real. If my armpits are burning, then the things I do for fun and the things I do for other people become almost impossible to accomplish with any sort of joy"
https://medium.com/the-guide-to-complete-underarm-care/keeping-it-cool-with-steve-berra-9c6c0810f548 (https://medium.com/the-guide-to-complete-underarm-care/keeping-it-cool-with-steve-berra-9c6c0810f548)
The fact that his physical skin is also thin and weak makes sense. What a pussy. Does he still pretend he’s stepped foot on a skateboard since his skate more part ?
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Just saw a Chris Cole McRib #ad on facebook just like the one P-Rod had.
Don't hate on Cobra Cole, he knows branding extremely well
(https://i.imgur.com/ZuZDUFY.png)
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Cole on that flex tip.
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Guys i think despite all our disagreements on this forum the one thing that can bring us together is that everyone should hate and fear Amazon because of what happened in the movie Wall E. Been Williams has already reserved a Laz e boy on the axiom.
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A real marketing genius would have put a yellow helmet on that ribblet.
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Cole on that flex tape.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0xzN6FM5x_E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFjh-SPqhF4
theres about 50 pixels. theres a full res pic out there somewhere
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Just saw a Chris Cole McRib #ad on facebook just like the one P-Rod had.
Don't hate on Cobra Cole, he knows branding extremely well
(https://i.imgur.com/ZuZDUFY.png)
Is there a skater's quotes/words of wisdom thread? This is one of my all time faves. The whole things pretty good. I could imagine smoke coming out his ears as he angrily types it out. I also imagine the computer looking tiny compared to his massive biceps.
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Just saw a Chris Cole McRib #ad on facebook just like the one P-Rod had.
Don't hate on Cobra Cole, he knows branding extremely well
(https://i.imgur.com/ZuZDUFY.png)
Is there a skater's quotes/words of wisdom thread? This is one of my all time faves. The whole things pretty good. I could imagine smoke coming out his ears as he angrily types it out. I also imagine the computer looking tiny compared to his massive biceps.
What did Ben Nordberg post?
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The funny thing it wasn’t even nordberg. It was some obviously fake account saying something about how cole sucks at marketing. I forget exactly what fake Norberg said.
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The funny thing it wasn’t even nordberg. It was some obviously fake account saying something about how cole sucks at marketing. I forget exactly what fake Norberg said.
Who would want to pretend to be Norberg in the first place?
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Neen gonna be on motivational YouTube videos before 2020 telling you how you too can get a rented Lamborghini in a leased building
Theotis