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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: tension on December 10, 2018, 12:34:54 PM
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Saw on the Gallant nine club. They mentioned he got snuck on the boardwalk in Venice. Would love to see the other guy...
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This breaks my Hart.
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Don't see him setting up a GoFundme
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"BRAD HAYES!"- kelly hart
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Get better Kelly !!! I love you, just can't stand looking at your thumbs.
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Don't see him setting up a GoFundme
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Daryl Angel mistaken him for a girl?
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This breaks my Hart.
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Maybe someone mistook him for Andy Mac.
20 posts in and you deliver this, some PAL please hand this man a gnar.
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funny how they briefly mentioned it but didn't get into details
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funny how they briefly mentioned it but didn't get into details
That whole conversation was some shit White Voy would say
#DrySnitchin
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Daryl Angel mistaken him for a girl?
In his defense...Kelly is one of those names that can go either way.
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Thats what happens when you try to get Herman on eS
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it was Weckingball
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He probably was so hyped and smiling like usual, they thought he was laughing at them. Poor man child. He'll be ok though.
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Maybe cause they got sick of The Nine club interviewing nobodys like Ryan Gallant
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Maybe cause they got sick of The Nine club interviewing nobodys like Ryan Gallant
suck ya dads dick
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They said that’ll be talked about on the experience since it’s that week
Guess they didn’t want to Ryan’s episode to be rembered as being the Kelly got beat up episode
Haha. If u get me
It looked like Chris had a stye or pink last week on one The Berrics show talking bout batb11
Maybe they flinging feces and throwing punches over there..
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Get well Kelly. This sucks.
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The boardwalk can still be pretty sketchy, especially after dark. One time I got slapped in the face by a vendor selling those small Buddha figurines. He became upset when I told him I wasn’t going to buy anything and was just looking around. In the vendor’s defense, I had a very punchable face as a teenager.
I think what I’m trying to say here is that anybody can get it on the boardwalk.
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Maybe cause they got sick of The Nine club interviewing nobodys like Ryan Gallant
suck ya dads dick
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"Turd Face Smelly Fart? Oh, third place Kelly Hart." —Donovan Strain
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This reminded me: Chris Roberts has had a stye/ eye infection in his right eye (viewers left) since before summer.
Get that shit checked out bro what the fuck is that about.
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Daryl Angel mistaken him for a girl?
In his defense...Kelly is one of those names that can go either way.
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funny how they briefly mentioned it but didn't get into details
I'm sure it will be widely discussed in the Experience.
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funny how they briefly mentioned it but didn't get into details
I'm sure it will be widely discussed in the Experience.
If they can devote 15 minutes to Steezuz explain his ideal bath candle, surely they can devote some time to the attack.
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funny how they briefly mentioned it but didn't get into details
I'm sure it will be widely discussed in the Experience.
If they can devote 15 minutes to Steezuz explain his ideal bath candle, surely they can devote some time to the attack.
for sure!
Don't know why, but somehow I feel that they should be left discussing their candle/bath habits, because they at least have an actual conversation and it makes the show more enjoyable.
I'm not ready for a full hour of "Yeah, that was sick" "Bro! He's fucking good" and "Ahemmmm.... "
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Calling that thing a stye is underselling what was going on.
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He probably was so hyped and smiling like usual, they thought he was laughing at them. Poor man child. He'll be ok though.
This is the most likely scenario
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This reminded me: Chris Roberts has had a stye/ eye infection in his right eye (viewers left) since before summer.
Get that shit checked out bro what the fuck is that about.
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i think thats just how he looks
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Thats what happens when you try to get Herman on eS
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Getting punched in the face sucks.
But, all we can hope is that Kelly is lying and it was someone that skates and the story comes to light at a later date giving us a 40 page thread full of beef, photoshops, and Kelly popping in to clear things up so he doesn't look like such a punk.
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Too bad, Kelly seems real AF and seems to help a lot of dudes in the game.
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Kelly, we know you read these threads. Just tell us who hurt you.
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This reminded me: Chris Roberts has had a stye/ eye infection in his right eye (viewers left) since before summer.
Get that shit checked out bro what the fuck is that about.
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i think thats just how he looks
Nah go to any of the past like 10 episodes. dudes eye is a rollercoaster of pus. very distracting and fucked.
i know roger is reading this. you probably shouldn't sit so close to that dude fuck around lose a leg or some shit.
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This reminded me: Chris Roberts has had a stye/ eye infection in his right eye (viewers left) since before summer.
Get that shit checked out bro what the fuck is that about.
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i think thats just how he looks
i know roger is reading this. you probably shouldn't sit so close to that dude fuck around lose a leg or some shit.
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Sounds about as risky as eating raw oysters. Fuck that shit I need my immune system intact.
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funny how they briefly mentioned it but didn't get into details
I'm sure it will be widely discussed in the Experience.
If they can devote 15 minutes to Steezuz explain his ideal bath candle, surely they can devote some time to the attack.
the listeners need to know
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Mans got rolled for his skub
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He said on his Insta-Live that he got jumped by crackheads and stole his bike. Poor Kelly, feel better bro.
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KAYO
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He tried to call for help but nobody could hear him as he didn't have his button with him.
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I like Kelly but he definitely seems like he was the suburban kid that persuaded his parents to drive to Philly in their station wagon and drop him off at LOVE, only to get jumped for his brand-new christmas complete within 10 minutes.
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call for help
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He tried to call for help but nobody could hear him as he didn't have his button with him.
Gold!
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He tried to call for help but nobody could hear him as he didn't have his button with him.
holy shit hahaha
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He tried to call for help but nobody could hear him as he didn't have his button with him.
;D
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I like Kelly but he definitely seems like he was the suburban kid that persuaded his parents to drive to Philly in their station wagon and drop him off at LOVE, only to get jumped for his brand-new christmas complete within 10 minutes.
He is from Laguna Beach...
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can anyone link the video where Kelly Hart drops in on vert?
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found it
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSz1zI2jIQE/
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(https://2bbdnf2jiqb63z0kif47vy6w-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dale-cooper-1-750x400.jpg)
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kelly really be off the percs eating mad donuts or some shit
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Maybe cause they got sick of The Nine club interviewing nobodys like Ryan Gallant
suck ya dads dick
I tried, He said no one gave better head than you
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He tried to call for help but nobody could hear him as he didn't have his button with him.
So fucking funny
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He talks about it at the 49 minute mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM641A0tRh4
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He talks about it at the 49 minute mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM641A0tRh4
Damn, that sounds pretty gnar.
What I wanna know is, did Tom Asta fight of the attackers??? We gotta hear this from Tom cuz I doubt he's one to embellish
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It's shitty that he got sucker punched. Luckily it didn't end up worse.
Is Crob really going to make Kelly use that button forever? I remember Kelly suggested getting rid of it, but Crob got all defensive about it.
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The boardwalk can still be pretty sketchy, especially after dark. One time I got slapped in the face by a vendor selling those small Buddha figurines. He became upset when I told him I wasn’t going to buy anything and was just looking around. In the vendor’s defense, I had a very punchable face as a teenager.
I think what I’m trying to say here is that anybody can get it on the boardwalk.
Mm-mm, you can almost taste the hot dogs and French fries they sell
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea
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The boardwalk can still be pretty sketchy, especially after dark. One time I got slapped in the face by a vendor selling those small Buddha figurines. He became upset when I told him I wasn’t going to buy anything and was just looking around. In the vendor’s defense, I had a very punchable face as a teenager.
I think what I’m trying to say here is that anybody can get it on the boardwalk.
Mm-mm, you can almost taste the hot dogs and French fries they sell
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea
Gettin jacked for my bicicleta is where I'll beee
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He talks about it at the 49 minute mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM641A0tRh4
Damn, that sounds pretty gnar.
What I wanna know is, did Tom Asta fight of the attackers??? We gotta hear this from Tom cuz I doubt he's one to embellish
you mean tommy "four knives" asta? let's just say that kershaw sponsorship is starting to pay dividends.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQV_RsRj2FJ/?utm_source=ig_embed (https://www.instagram.com/p/BQV_RsRj2FJ/?utm_source=ig_embed)
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I hope tom at least slashed one of those scumbags
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out of curiosity i went to the kershaw website and they sell this
(https://kershaw.kaiusaltd.com/images/uploads/products/7142/1074_profile_1020x400.png)
tom wears those baggy cargo pants so he was probably ready to slice it up, so for legal reasons if you see a crackhead with one arm on the boardwalk, it wasnt tom, he was busy doing 100 kickflips on some youtube channel or something the night of the incident.
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This reminded me: Chris Roberts has had a stye/ eye infection in his right eye (viewers left) since before summer.
Get that shit checked out bro what the fuck is that about.
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i think thats just how he looks
i know roger is reading this. you probably shouldn't sit so close to that dude fuck around lose a leg or some shit.
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a stye usually happens from stress, which means a simple podcast is stressing roberts the fuck out, this is probably the closest he's come to an actual job and i find it hilarious he can't handle it
his body is physically rejecting desk job-level work
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This reminded me: Chris Roberts has had a stye/ eye infection in his right eye (viewers left) since before summer.
Get that shit checked out bro what the fuck is that about.
Free max b
i think thats just how he looks
i know roger is reading this. you probably shouldn't sit so close to that dude fuck around lose a leg or some shit.
free max b
a stye usually happens from stress, which means a simple podcast is stressing roberts the fuck out, this is probably the closest he's come to an actual job and i find it hilarious he can't handle it
his body is physically rejecting desk job-level work
he was ready to walk out on the last episode of the experience lmao
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is that drinking a zima on purpose?
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I guess Kelly really doesn’t have a “Hart” for fighting
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This reminded me: Chris Roberts has had a stye/ eye infection in his right eye (viewers left) since before summer.
Get that shit checked out bro what the fuck is that about.
Free max b
i think thats just how he looks
i know roger is reading this. you probably shouldn't sit so close to that dude fuck around lose a leg or some shit.
free max b
a stye usually happens from stress, which means a simple podcast is stressing roberts the fuck out, this is probably the closest he's come to an actual job and i find it hilarious he can't handle it
his body is physically rejecting desk job-level work
he was ready to walk out on the last episode of the experience lmao
imagine if he had to work an actual 9-5, he literally wouldn't be able to
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damn tom had the kershaw knife and got away scotch free.. kelly time to grab a knife spons
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I agree that any actual full time job would be too much for crob but it’s gotta be pretty rough to be putting yourself out there like this all the time for what’s probably around minimum wage
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The boardwalk can still be pretty sketchy, especially after dark. One time I got slapped in the face by a vendor selling those small Buddha figurines. He became upset when I told him I wasn’t going to buy anything and was just looking around. In the vendor’s defense, I had a very punchable face as a teenager.
I think what I’m trying to say here is that anybody can get it on the boardwalk.
Mm-mm, you can almost taste the hot dogs and French fries they sell
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea
Under the boardwalk
http://youtu.be/M9YFvWiZyuY
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Maybe cause they got sick of The Nine club interviewing nobodys like Ryan Gallant
(http://i.imgur.com/SoftS34.png)
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This reminded me: Chris Roberts has had a stye/ eye infection in his right eye (viewers left) since before summer.
Get that shit checked out bro what the fuck is that about.
Free max b
i think thats just how he looks
i know roger is reading this. you probably shouldn't sit so close to that dude fuck around lose a leg or some shit.
free max b
a stye usually happens from stress, which means a simple podcast is stressing roberts the fuck out, this is probably the closest he's come to an actual job and i find it hilarious he can't handle it
his body is physically rejecting desk job-level work
he was ready to walk out on the last episode of the experience lmao
imagine if he had to work an actual 9-5, he literally wouldn't be able to
Aren’t stye’s caused by bacteria invading the tiny glands on your lid margin? I’ve had a couple and antibiotic drops clear them up super fast. Chris does look like hell. It always seems like super thin people age poorly because there’s not a bunch of fat under the skin smoothing out wrinkles and hiding blood vessels. That’s the excuse I give myself for looking ten years older in that last five years.
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I agree that any actual full time job would be too much for crob but it’s gotta be pretty rough to be putting yourself out there like this all the time for what’s probably around minimum wage
well, i imagine he's still getting paid something from his remaining sponsors and he isn't producing footage
chocolate more or less pays him to put out this podcast and make appearances, no?
it actually looks like a pretty comfortable gig
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The real issue is steezus christ. He's the worst.. At least Kelly is a skate rat and religiously watched 411vms growing up. Steezus got famous from the Berrics and looks like a lizard.
This is not a racial discriminating comment.
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The real issue is steezus christ. He's the worst.. At least Kelly is a skate rat and religiously watched 411vms growing up. Steezus got famous from the Berrics and looks like a lizard.
This is not a racial discriminating comment.
what makes me hate him even worse is that he drinks ZIMA
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER AND FUCK KELLY FOR KEEPING THIS NOBODY ASS DUDE AROUND. FOR WHAT?
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Steezus is fine, it's Justin Eldridge saying intentionally and unintentionally stupid shit all the time that's the problem.
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Really not trying to hate on him, but does Eldridge do a lot of pills or something?
And did Steezus use to post on here?
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When you fuck with baker that's what you get
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This thread is now about hollow accusations.
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Really not trying to hate on him, but does Eldridge do a lot of pills or something?
And did Steezus use to post on here?
every professional skateboarder has tons of knee and ankle issues. a large percent have had surgery on one if not both. you do the math kid.
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The real issue is steezus christ. He's the worst.. At least Kelly is a skate rat and religiously watched 411vms growing up. Steezus got famous from the Berrics and looks like a lizard.
This is not a racial discriminating comment.
steezus is at least socially aware, having someone that knows about things and life outside of skating is a not a bad thing for that group of dudes or skateboarding
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Steezus is fine, it's Justin Eldridge saying intentionally and unintentionally stupid shit all the time that's the problem.
eldridge is out to lunch like 4/5 times whenever he talks
THATS WHAT I'M SAAAAAAAYING
no you weren't, you were so lost in a super basic conversation
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Got beat up for being too nice? How did this happen
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None of these dudes knew who Ryan Garshell is. Not even Rog! Sad!