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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: os89 on January 21, 2019, 07:59:15 PM
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Who has it? Use this shitty topic to bury the other shitty ones by cream and the like.
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John Hill. Feast your eyes on this smug mother fucker.
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Runner up: Cody McEntire
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Who told him that long chin hair thing was good idea?
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Ya let's move him to the most tuggable goatee thread
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Who told him that long chin hair thing was good idea?
Adds to punchibility, further proving the point. Aside from “skate moss” the worst thing in skateboarding.
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Who told him that long chin hair thing was good idea?
Edit: you need to have an impact on skateboarding to be “the worst” thing to happen to skateboarding.
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Easily Chase Webb’s slackjawed mug
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Aidan 100000%
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David Loy
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T Funk.
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prawn powers fo'sho
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Joey Brezinski for the win
honorable mention
Chase Webb
Jagger Eaton
Micky Papa
Ninejah
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Who has it? Use this shitty topic to bury the other shitty ones by cream and the like.
Buried in creamy shit lately? Try new pussygravel! The only litter made from glitter with extra strength gay repellant...
This is who I nominate for beef in his teef by the way...
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Alex Midler. Ol' Shitpants.
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There’s a kid on Pass-Port called Jack O’Grady. From what I hear he’s a nice dude. And he’s really, really good. But he looks like the high school bully from every single Australian television show. Nerds around the country (including myself) look at his face in Slam or The Journal and imagine smashing it in with a laptop.
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Malto
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Who told him that long chin hair thing was good idea?
Allah.
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It would be great to punch Biebels stupid face. The more you punch it the more punchable it would become.
Imagine his stupid face on the floor looking at you like dead fish after it all started with- you want that smoke?
edit-shalom
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Carlin 100%
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Looks a bit like jar jar binx
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not a fan of any person who tucks their ears under their hat
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i find his new face with his new teeth more punchable..
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Looks a bit like jar jar binx
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Runner up: Cody McEntire
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/Th-fucking-read.
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Some faces I rather slap than punch is that weird
I think it's the sound
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Eddie Griffin looking guy
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I’d like to see Mikey Taylor get slapped in he face. Not by me though, I wouldn’t do it justice. I’d prefer to see him wander into the cut in North Philly, and watch how he handles himself once the sharks start to come for him.
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hol up, i think i might've just done something
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I’d like to see Mikey Taylor get slapped in he face. Not by me though, I wouldn’t do it justice. I’d prefer to see him wander into the cut in North Philly, and watch how he handles himself once the sharks start to come for him.
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Looks a bit like jar jar binx
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Hahaha holy shit dude that made me chuckle pretty hard
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His face may look like this from being punched so many times. I don’t know what to think. Someone please make an Aaron Kyro Stylin’ thread with this pic.
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aaron kyros face is a permanent swirly
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Looks a bit like jar jar binx
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There’s a kid on Pass-Port called Jack O’Grady. From what I hear he’s a nice dude. And he’s really, really good. But he looks like the high school bully from every single Australian television show. Nerds around the country (including myself) look at his face in Slam or The Journal and imagine smashing it in with a laptop.
Killin me!! i always thought that, its the underbite
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Andy roy has probably been punched in the face more than anyone so he wins by default. Besides that aaron kyro he looks like a diddler
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Holy Mr. Bean!!!!!
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Nyjah FOR SURE.. cody mac... can't stand that fucker. This may be controversial but fuck it. NORA VASCONCELOS.
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Listen there’s too many to put in a single reply. Me top 5
Mikey Taylor
Biebel
Dill
Phelps if he weren’t wearing specs
Casper brooker
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Nakkel
Dude deserves a big slap
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Mr Bean aside I really fucking hate that board graphic. What is it even supposed to mean? Ugh fuck Remive.
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Chase Gabor.
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Shaun white, yeah he doesn’t even a skateboarder
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Malto, Mike Mo, koston, Mikey Talyor and Beibel all could use a nice high five to the face.
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Cody Davis
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I’m from KC so both Malto and Steezus get a pass from me.
Punch Phelps.
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I fucking hate Neckface's face. Don't know about his personality but it probably is even worse!
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De Keyzer looks like a rich sorority girl and Victor aceves looks like a fucking annoying woman as well. Honorable mention, Leo romero
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De Keyzer looks like a rich sorority girl
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De Keyzer looks like a rich sorority girl
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Seriously just hate his face he looks like a stuck up preppy girl from back in high school. The look on his face is always disapproving and disgusted and for some reason it bugs the shit out of me
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Is neckface, neckfaces name because his face and neck have merged? Most punchable neck?
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came in here thinking this would be the first picture in the thread
i know someone mentioned him but this needs to be posted
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Grosso
Milton Martinez
Koston
Shane O Neil
Paul Rodriguez
Lacey Baker
Nyjah
David Gonzalez
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Yes and that other "photographer" guy from the berrics.
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Chase Gabor.
Just make sure he doesn't have a screwdriver nearby.
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Josh Wilson. Nothing to do with his skating but such a punchable face for some reason
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I fucking hate Neckface's face. Don't know about his personality but it probably is even worse!
Second this. I unfortunately crossed paths with him at a bar once after the GX video premiere. Guy was lit and being a fucking twat.
First things first, Cody McEntire needs a kick in the teeth, not a punch in the face.
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Jesse Veira? Neck deserves it from getting famous biting Ed Templeton. And his weird extremely low hairline
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not sure if he's pro and i'm sure its been said but the jeffwonsong kid. after watching that haters video made me hate him and im more than a rational person. after that i tried watching some of his parts. definately some crazy tricks in there but something wrong about his skating i don't know.
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If you watch his leg movements closely you'll see he "flicks" his board while hardly moving his legs then pulls them up before "catching" the board.
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Bam
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oh god i would love to sock cody mac right in the stomach and watch as he gasp for air then do the same nijer huston maybe that ducky kid too
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I'm convinced that Nyjah has been going out of his way to be as douchey as possible for years now. There's no reason for doing half the things he does other than to troll people who have good taste.
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I feel like I'd catch an incureable std from punching him in his face. Something that's not been introduced to the western region like a holy shit quarantine this asshole or amputation of infected limb.
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Is neckface, neckfaces name because his face and neck have merged? Most punchable neck?
I've heard from reputable sources in NYC area he'd get punked out at different spots little petty shit, they ran Neckface out of town graffiti crew's/skaters don't fuck around. He was repped by Mark Gonzalez but how long can you ride someone's coattails? Honestly I appreciate his graffiti more then his "art/board graphics" that and how long can someone be faded all the time? Being a feeble alcoholic is just pathetic and a waste of time.
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I used to want to punch Merlino, but I don't think he'd get it.
No one's mentioned Clint? Surprising.
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I used to want to punch Merlino, but I don't think he'd get it.
No one's mentioned Clint? Surprising.
Well seeing as though both Clint and Nick are irrelevant in some kind of capacity. I'd spare the punch on Nick but Clint definitely deserves a few loose teeth.
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Going to have to add in David Loy.
Fuck off, Trickflip.
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Not really a punchable face, but am I the only one that thinks Swan Pablo looks like Maya Rudolph?
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Going to have to add in David Loy.
Fuck off, Trickflip.
Leave me out of your obsessiveness
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I don't want to punch him but Steve Berra has a face on him like a boiled rubber boot.
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Ben Kadow or Robert Neal.
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David Fucking Loy
Jesus Christ
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Dude Davis Torgerson has the most punchable face in all of skateboarding. Been watching the guy for years and his fake steez just bothers me so much and coupled by him always looking like a tool in front of the camera. He has this skinny ass face but his features are wide as fuck. Dude has white Asian eyes and thin ass white lips. I want to punch him in his little California fake ass face.
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Dude has white Asian eyes and thin ass white lips.
Is this some sort of new, complicated racism?
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Dude has white Asian eyes and thin ass white lips.
Is this some sort of new, complicated racism?
Naaahhh!!! Wasn't trying to be that way with it. But if you look on the Real website...... I dunno... it pretty much fits.
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Dude Davis Torgerson has the most punchable face in all of skateboarding. Been watching the guy for years and his fake steez just bothers me so much and coupled by him always looking like a tool in front of the camera. He has this skinny ass face but his features are wide as fuck. Dude has white Asian eyes and thin ass white lips. I want to punch him in his little California fake ass face.
Damn bro welcome to my watch list. Mods, keep an eye on this guy.
Are you a big Davis fan? I'm honored for my first call out to be someone so low on the 917 pole as yourself ;)
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Nyjah just deserves it
De Keyser for a close 2nd w/ that resting bitch face
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So, is it in the aesthetics of the face, or is it the way a person wears the face that makes you wanna punch it?
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stella reynolds
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Nakkel
Dude deserves a big slap
I can’t relate to the impulse of wanting to punch somone but if I could, I’d say Nakal.
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stella reynolds
Hectic.
Andy Roy for the win
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Duane Peters, Jason Jesse & Kelly Hart all need a clip.
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Neckface looks like a pug that a fat stoner girl carries with her in her purse everywhere. Just kinda glazed over and disoriented, probably eating way more Hot Cheetos than a dog should, but he's loved and having a good time being the mascot for her little group of friends so it's all good.
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Biebel. He looks like the jock bros that made fun of you in high school.
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Neckface looks like a pug that a fat stoner girl carries with her in her purse everywhere. Just kinda glazed over and disoriented, probably eating way more Hot Cheetos than a dog should, but he's loved and having a good time being the mascot for her little group of friends so it's all good.
So his gross art would be like when the pug makes a doodie on the carpet?
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I don't want to say he's in skateboarding but John Hill
Nora or anyone with over the top facial expressions
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Biebel. He looks like the jock bros that made fun of you in high school.
id like a chance to fight biebel. not out of disrespect, i have always liked his skateboarding. i rode his board for a while and loved it. its more out of curiosity. if he has that smoke it would be a pretty fair and fun fight.
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id like a chance to ____ biebel. not out of disrespect, i have always liked his ____. i rode his ____ for a while and loved it. its more out of curiosity. if he has that smoke it would be a pretty fair and fun ____.
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Biebel. He looks like the jock bros that made fun of you in high school.
Biebel grew up to look a lot like the phys ed teacher from the high school I went to.
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I fucking hate Neckface's face. Don't know about his personality but it probably is even worse!
Second this. I unfortunately crossed paths with him at a bar once after the GX video premiere. Guy was lit and being a fucking twat.
First things first, Cody McEntire needs a kick in the teeth, not a punch in the face.
When I was faded all the time I found myself kicking it with some weirdo's and kooks, now looking back can't say for certain now I would be that tolerant of anyone's bullshit especially some neckbeard that has a low hair line. definitely would smoke him if he talked shit.
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Neckface looks like a pug that a fat stoner girl carries with her in her purse everywhere. Just kinda glazed over and disoriented, probably eating way more Hot Cheetos than a dog should, but he's loved and having a good time being the mascot for her little group of friends so it's all good.
So his gross art would be like when the pug makes a doodie on the carpet?
Totally. It grosses everyone out, but it's kinda funny so everyone puts up with it.
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Did anyone say Raymond Molinar yet?
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The fact that this is 4 pages deep and there’s no mention of Joey brezinski is a fucking shame. Cmon slap, it’s obvious he has this contest one, like there is not a single person on planet earth I’ve seen with a more punchable face then Joey. Joeys a nice dude and skates well(not my cup of tea but no denying he’s good), but he seriously has the most punchable face in human history.
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Dude Davis Torgerson has the most punchable face in all of skateboarding. Been watching the guy for years and his fake steez just bothers me so much and coupled by him always looking like a tool in front of the camera. He has this skinny ass face but his features are wide as fuck. Dude has white Asian eyes and thin ass white lips. I want to punch him in his little California fake ass face.
Damn bro welcome to my watch list. Mods, keep an eye on this guy.
Are you a big Davis fan? I'm honored for my first call out to be someone so low on the 917 pole as yourself ;)
Never heard of him, just found your post to be a little too detailed for comfort.
His post definitely won the “most sus of this thread” award
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Dude Davis Torgerson has the most punchable face in all of skateboarding. Been watching the guy for years and his fake steez just bothers me so much and coupled by him always looking like a tool in front of the camera. He has this skinny ass face but his features are wide as fuck. Dude has white Asian eyes and thin ass white lips. I want to punch him in his little California fake ass face.
Damn bro welcome to my watch list. Mods, keep an eye on this guy.
Are you a big Davis fan? I'm honored for my first call out to be someone so low on the 917 pole as yourself ;)
Never heard of him, just found your post to be a little too detailed for comfort.
Yeah fuck that guy. This week has had too many shitty new members posting subtle and not so subtle racist bullshit.
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LOOK AT HIM
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This belongs in here
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stella reynolds
She might molliwop u dawg tbh
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Clive Dixon
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The fact that this is 4 pages deep and there’s no mention of Joey brezinski is a fucking shame. Cmon slap, it’s obvious he has this contest one, like there is not a single person on planet earth I’ve seen with a more punchable face then Joey. Joeys a nice dude and skates well(not my cup of tea but no denying he’s good), but he seriously has the most punchable face in human history.
"huh?"
He looks like my old pet ferret, I wanna grab him by the ears and give him a headbutt to the dome and ram a burrito up his ass.
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She might molliwop u dawg tbh
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Biebel. He looks like the jock bros that made fun of you in high school.
id like a chance to fight biebel. not out of disrespect, i have always liked his skateboarding. i rode his board for a while and loved it. its more out of curiosity. if he has that smoke it would be a pretty fair and fun fight.
You lift bro?
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The fact that this is 4 pages deep and there’s no mention of Joey brezinski is a fucking shame. Cmon slap, it’s obvious he has this contest one, like there is not a single person on planet earth I’ve seen with a more punchable face then Joey. Joeys a nice dude and skates well(not my cup of tea but no denying he’s good), but he seriously has the most punchable face in human history.
"huh?"
a buddy of mine (Chris Scoggins) was competing at manny mania in nyc a few years back. had nothing but good things to say about most of those dudes especially Joey and a few others.
it is odd the quiet humble dudes that get my respect, met few of the rockstar types and they were sooo obnoxious. Braydon Szfrankski, Adam Dyet, Jason Ellis all these guys just listed definitely get top tier of punchable face.
I wouldn't step to Ellis but those other two they'd definitely catch my fade if I got a chance.
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LOOK AT HIM
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This belongs in here
If you're going to punch Cody, you should at least help him get his car fixed.
https://www.gofundme.com/1m2fk1nqdc
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This belongs in here
https://www.gofundme.com/1m2fk1nqdc
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Ya let's move him to the most tuggable goatee thread
goatee thread doesn't want this shit head
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Nakkel
Dude deserves a big slap
Ive never heard of a "Nakal" or a "Nakkel"
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Any so cal vert skater from the 70s and 80s who says anything about punk. I’d like to cut out their fucking tongues. Then it would be the nitro circus kid with the rubber ramp. Don’t fucking count. Raw doggie B
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Dude Davis Torgerson has the most punchable face in all of skateboarding. Been watching the guy for years and his fake steez just bothers me so much and coupled by him always looking like a tool in front of the camera. He has this skinny ass face but his features are wide as fuck. Dude has white Asian eyes and thin ass white lips. I want to punch him in his little California fake ass face.
Damn bro welcome to my watch list. Mods, keep an eye on this guy.
Are you a big Davis fan? I'm honored for my first call out to be someone so low on the 917 pole as yourself ;)
Never heard of him, just found your post to be a little too detailed for comfort.
Yeah fuck that guy. This week has had too many shitty new members posting subtle and not so subtle racist bullshit.
Damn, I didn't know Slap had such a big Davis Torgerson fan base! Ya'll are so sensitive, you probably skate in Lululemon pants.
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Mike Vallely, TK, Donta Hill, Keith or whatever his name is who rides for Deathwish.
Oh, and Sheckler of course. Maybe even his steroid dad if that counts! haha!
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shalom
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Is that like a Hitler mustache or just a smudge left over from someone's butthole?
I think both....
Let's be real and I have discussed this before in a different thread. would it really be surprising the supreme team was some whack 4Chan nefarious rouse to peddle their gear, much like Larry Clarke had underage boys with their shirts off?
I am on to something, much to the displeasure of others.
Mentorship doesn't have to be creepy yet it wouldn't surprise me at all.
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Wut?
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Damn was okay with the do-rag...but this shit Tyshawn...fuck that
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Nakkel
Dude deserves a big slap
Ive never heard of a "Nakal" or a "Nakkel"
Shut the fuck up you know who everyone’s talking about you nerd.
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Most punchable for sure. Without a doubt.
I honestly cannot tell if his head has been photoshopped onto his own body.
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I just want to know what dirt he has on the birdman to be kept around this long
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