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Title: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on January 24, 2019, 07:59:57 PM
I understand Jenkem's interest with the Monster Energy tattoo kid. Yet, when are we going to get light on the internet legend of Enrique Bonnilla?

If you are not familiar, Enrique Bonnilla pops up on a bunch of comment sections for content, such as Thrasher. Posting long winded and utterly socially regular (correct use of regular, not the offensive use) comments. If you put his name into google with anything skate related, he comes up hundreds of times. He often self responds to his own comments more often than new accounts do on here before they figure out the edit button.



When are we going to get an interview from someone about this dude? There is too much crazy in the skate world right now to not vicariously indulge in through the lenses of ramen eating journalism and MFA student drop outs. Let's make it happen.
Discuss.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: ArtVandelay on January 24, 2019, 08:24:17 PM
Wow thank you for bringing him up - I’ve been amused and baffled by his comments for years now. We need to know more
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Painted Baby on January 24, 2019, 09:41:03 PM
I've also noticed that madness in the comments. Part of me thinks it's just a troll but another knows that it's so fucked it's gotta be real.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Ernest Borgnine on January 25, 2019, 12:35:16 AM
he’s drugged out jazz.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on January 25, 2019, 01:03:05 AM
who?
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Painted Baby on January 25, 2019, 04:31:05 AM
Here's a typical Thrasher page where Enrique, as usual, goes in:
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/videos/skateline-01-23-2018/
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: shalom on January 25, 2019, 04:33:41 AM
i heard this guy also writes boiltheocean
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Bumpovertrash on January 26, 2019, 09:23:29 PM
Ive been seeing this guy on thrssher for years and it has always puzzled me. He has been at it way to long to be a troll dude has got to be full blown bananas
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: slappies on January 26, 2019, 09:33:13 PM
I went to his Facebook and scrolled back to October 2017 in his timeline and it is literally nothing but notifications of him playing the Facebook poker app. His photos are equally as bizarre as his endless comments on Thrasher.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Kill_Yourself_Now on January 26, 2019, 10:35:32 PM
I understand Jenkem's interest with the Monster Energy tattoo kid. Yet, when are we going to get light on the internet legend of Enrique Bonnilla?

If you are not familiar, Enrique Bonnilla pops up on a bunch of comment sections for content, such as Thrasher. Posting long winded and utterly socially regular (correct use of regular, not the offensive use) comments. If you put his name into google with anything skate related, he comes up hundreds of times. He often self responds to his own comments more often than new accounts do on here before they figure out the edit button.



When are we going to get an interview from someone about this dude? There is too much crazy in the skate world right now to not vicariously indulge in through the lenses of ramen eating journalism and MFA student drop outs. Let's make it happen.
Discuss.

I’ve been curious about him as well.  For some time, I was convinced it was Phelps shitposting after hitting the crack pipe.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: honey island on January 27, 2019, 06:23:05 AM
i see this guy everywhere - https://www.instagram.com/bblo0203/


always asks people if they are skating x contest and if they don't skate contests, he'll comment "Hey insert pro name I miss watching you skate constants" on every post.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: slobplant on January 27, 2019, 08:34:59 AM
Enrique Bonnilla
I went to a mall today. Thrasher Hoodie 64+ dollars plus fuck me in my asshole. I ran from zumies. Away from this hoodie.
Like · Reply · 1y
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Sanka Coffie on January 27, 2019, 08:21:11 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/1403378_10151817098668196_1172514313_o.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=f3d051ce18f7950f60cf4a1d7c6315c0&oe=5CF4A99A)
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on January 28, 2019, 05:17:45 PM
Enrique Bonnilla
I went to a mall today. Thrasher Hoodie 64+ dollars plus fuck me in my asshole. I ran from zumies. Away from this hoodie.
Like · Reply · 1y

I'm not that great of screen shots via the iphone but here is the gem continued from slobplant above.

Whoever can do the facebook thing and post some magic on here too, more power on ya.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Willie on January 28, 2019, 06:06:52 PM
I'm happy this thread exists. I've always marveled at his output on Thrasher.




The only other repeat poster I remember was "Morris B. Eaddy" who would write "Legend." about literally everyone on Thrasher regardless of their deserving of the title.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: ArtVandelay on January 28, 2019, 11:26:05 PM
I like how he responds to himself.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Síota on January 30, 2019, 12:38:11 AM
Finally made an account cause of this thread. Every post he comments the most fucked shit, his FB profile is just poker app shit hahaha.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Síota on March 02, 2019, 03:15:12 AM
He suddenly stopped posting. Haven't seen a post from him in ages.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on March 02, 2019, 08:16:11 AM
He suddenly stopped posting. Haven't seen a post from him in ages.


This claim is false.
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/videos/birdhouse-s-beautiful-mutants-team-montage/
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Síota on March 02, 2019, 08:32:44 AM
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He suddenly stopped posting. Haven't seen a post from him in ages.
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This claim is false.
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/videos/birdhouse-s-beautiful-mutants-team-montage/

Hahahaha amazing. Missed that one
Cheers
 Shalom
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: childhood on March 02, 2019, 08:34:12 AM
i heard this guy also writes boiltheocean

lol
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: ArtVandelay on May 20, 2019, 12:52:06 AM
Here's some passages from Enrique's comments I saw on Thrasher's Ben Raemer's post. I can't tell if he's some kind of tortured genius.. probably not but there's some good shit in there about his nutsack. 

"Y’all kooks getting hurt still, in my land of galactic iron balls, I wake up alone, on a code that I live by get to the beach at 6:17am after walking to it, paddle out on some kamikaze suicide equalizing my said galactic iron ballsack on some surf that nobody want in a 5 star location that isn’t a main break"

"I would be blasting mad dog shit airs to the road as both lanes would see a flying skateboarder at 8am with a literal pileup as this road didnt have pileups before, alone all night back to back backside airs times 8, 8 backside airs back to back and grinding that fucking pole for 50-50 and 5-0 and just skateboarding with a huge fucking vert ramp out front. With the -1 foot of vert all that I need. Dimensions that make ramps absolutely delicious for all night late night fuckin. "

Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: hateboard on May 20, 2019, 01:12:09 AM
I just assumed he was the homeless dude on thrasher with mental issues that everyone ignored out of sympathy. He reminds me of that Australian Jedi knight kid who skates on moving trains. Either way it would be a glorious interview, way more potential for humor at the expense of the mentally ill than there is with whole T.K shalom thing.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: must be nice on May 20, 2019, 03:43:36 AM
if were talking trasher, real quick does anyone know what luielliots job actually is? hes everywhere with everyone on every trip.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: os89 on May 20, 2019, 03:50:57 AM
if were talking trasher, real quick does anyone know what luielliots job actually is? hes everywhere with everyone on every trip.

I don't know but I'm sure glad you didn't start a whole new thread about it. Shalom
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: thomas kook on May 20, 2019, 03:53:00 AM
i guess lui elliot is like a likeable dom tarvis
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Sloppy Krooks on May 20, 2019, 03:57:17 AM
I’m hoping Thrasher gives him his own column
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: BH on May 20, 2019, 06:46:29 AM
Not to steer off topic, but there is also a guy on Instagram, I forget his handle, but he always comments asking if they are gonna be in street league or xgames this year, I don't know why I find it funny.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: fakie nollie on May 20, 2019, 06:46:35 AM
Here's some passages from Enrique's comments I saw on Thrasher's Ben Raemer's post. I can't tell if he's some kind of tortured genius.. probably not but there's some good shit in there about his nutsack. 

"Y’all kooks getting hurt still, in my land of galactic iron balls, I wake up alone, on a code that I live by get to the beach at 6:17am after walking to it, paddle out on some kamikaze suicide equalizing my said galactic iron ballsack on some surf that nobody want in a 5 star location that isn’t a main break"

"I would be blasting mad dog shit airs to the road as both lanes would see a flying skateboarder at 8am with a literal pileup as this road didnt have pileups before, alone all night back to back backside airs times 8, 8 backside airs back to back and grinding that fucking pole for 50-50 and 5-0 and just skateboarding with a huge fucking vert ramp out front. With the -1 foot of vert all that I need. Dimensions that make ramps absolutely delicious for all night late night fuckin. "

Sounds like a manic person, would love to get a Pal's questions with him.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Skating Around on May 20, 2019, 07:09:09 AM
if were talking trasher, real quick does anyone know what luielliots job actually is? hes everywhere with everyone on every trip.

I think he’s adidas’s social media slut.
He was at Lockwood one time and seemed too cool.  But at least he was aware that he was ugly.

That one guy asking seriously everybody if they are going to dew tour or sls constants is hilarious.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: Little Debbie on May 20, 2019, 07:14:40 AM
i guess lui elliot is like a likeable dom tarvis
yeah but Dom is a nike rep, Lui just seems like the good skater who's articulate enough to write up tour articles *not a photographer or videographer
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: whorific on May 20, 2019, 12:16:21 PM
I’m hoping Thrasher gives him his own column

Shit, have em be editor for a guest issue, mix it the fuck up
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: euro tm on May 23, 2019, 11:47:10 AM
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/videos/witch-hunt-2019-video/

he's back
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: GAY on May 23, 2019, 01:14:29 PM
Stuff like this fascinates me.
There's some girl (or person who claims to be a girl) that would always pop up on any article anywhere about the fashion designer Marc Jacobs. She'd show up in the comments and just go on this long rant about some crazy thing or another. It went from being sad to being fucking impressive. Like, does she get an alert when any story about Marc Jacobs shows up on the internet?
I know it's not nice to marvel at mental illness, but sometimes it's just too incredible to behold.
Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: OG Puffy Tongue on May 23, 2019, 01:40:33 PM
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/videos/witch-hunt-2019-video/

he's back

he wildin'

(https://i.imgur.com/vBE40S5.jpg)

Title: Re: Enrique Bonnilla. Discussions and requests.
Post by: GAY on May 23, 2019, 02:50:20 PM
I like how he uses "cuh". I use cuh in my conversation with other adult homosexual men and they haven't the slightest idea what I'm talking about.