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Title: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 07, 2019, 04:20:17 AM
Maybe it's just me, but he sort of makes me want the aspirate my vomit.

I was watching a First Try Fridays with David, Felipe, and Leticia.

Felipe killed it as always.
Leticia's body distracted the fuck out of me (and apparently the camera man)
And David cried about everything. Yeah, he was 4 months out from a knee surgery, but his crying was unnecessary.

Oh and btw, Leticia mentions that the video is live so they can't "fake it" @ 33:17

You can all fuck off now.

https://youtu.be/a34tpYeP6LU
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Jerkstore on February 07, 2019, 04:22:27 AM
Maybe it's just me, but he sort of makes me want the aspirate my vomit.

I was watching a First Try Fridays with David, Felipe, and Leticia.

Felipe killed it as always.
Leticia's body distracted the fuck out of me (and apparently the camera man)
And David cried about everything. Yeah, he was 4 months out from a knee surgery, but his crying was unnecessary.

Oh and btw, Leticia mentions that the video is live so they can't "fake it" @ 33:17

You can all fuck off now.

https://youtu.be/a34tpYeP6LU

you incel
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 07, 2019, 04:25:21 AM
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Maybe it's just me, but he sort of makes me want the aspirate my vomit.

I was watching a First Try Fridays with David, Felipe, and Leticia.

Felipe killed it as always.
Leticia's body distracted the fuck out of me (and apparently the camera man)
And David cried about everything. Yeah, he was 4 months out from a knee surgery, but his crying was unnecessary.

Oh and btw, Leticia mentions that the video is live so they can't "fake it" @ 33:17

You can all fuck off now.

https://youtu.be/a34tpYeP6LU
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you incel

It seems to me you have no idea what the definition of an Incel is. I think you meant to call me a pig, or simply, a typical man.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on February 07, 2019, 04:26:28 AM
Nah man people who watch Berrrics have never had sex
Its science
And why that website is so popular
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 07, 2019, 04:30:36 AM
Nah man people who watch Berrrics have never had sex
Its science
And why that website is so popular

Oh shit, you're on to me...
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: PlugSkullcandy on February 07, 2019, 04:48:19 AM
Nah man people who watch Berrrics have never had sex
Its science
And why that website is so popular

one on my favorite occupation is reading comments on their videos on YouTube haha
but after a little while i feel depressed because these comments destroy the little faith in humanity that I have left
and then i watch the news
and so on  :(
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Hevonen on February 07, 2019, 04:56:18 AM
Who the fuck watches an hour long berrics video
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 07, 2019, 06:06:07 AM
Who the fuck watches an hour long berrics video

You've never let something play in the background? You're missing the point.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: BALARGUE on February 07, 2019, 06:44:13 AM
Who the fuck watches an hour long berrics video

Who would watch more than 1 minute of Loy, Gustavo and Bufoni ?
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: johnes on February 07, 2019, 06:57:49 AM
I heard he (allegedly) likes to rape passed out chicks at Nyjah parties.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Jerkstore on February 07, 2019, 07:10:21 AM
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Maybe it's just me, but he sort of makes me want the aspirate my vomit.

I was watching a First Try Fridays with David, Felipe, and Leticia.

Felipe killed it as always.
Leticia's body distracted the fuck out of me (and apparently the camera man)
And David cried about everything. Yeah, he was 4 months out from a knee surgery, but his crying was unnecessary.

Oh and btw, Leticia mentions that the video is live so they can't "fake it" @ 33:17

You can all fuck off now.

https://youtu.be/a34tpYeP6LU
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you incel
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It seems to me you have no idea what the definition of an Incel is. I think you meant to call me a pig, or simply, a typical man.

a typical man would know that, an incel would write it
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: sus on February 07, 2019, 09:26:46 AM
I heard he (allegedly) likes to rape passed out chicks at Nyjah parties.

I've heard that him nyjah and webb all do this and also film it on their phones
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: thisisnotepic on February 07, 2019, 10:26:08 AM
I won't be buying any My Nerves products if Loy is on the team.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: h00man on February 07, 2019, 10:29:44 AM
He should get on your nerves. You're a virgin if you like him.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: GAY on February 07, 2019, 10:30:59 AM
Why aren't you guys referring to him by his preferred name, d'Loy.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: FOGDOG on February 07, 2019, 10:31:29 AM
You just now realized this? Not 13 years ago like the rest of us? Like when he's cry-screaming, "Give me my board back!" with double wrist guards in Birdhouse's The Beginning?
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 07, 2019, 11:14:47 AM
You just now realized this? Not 13 years ago like the rest of us? Like when he's cry-screaming, "Give me my board back!" with double wrist guards in Birdhouse's The Beginning?

Never watched it. Never heard much of Loy either. I've always hated Birdhouse since I was a kid.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: johnes on February 07, 2019, 11:33:34 AM
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I heard he (allegedly) likes to rape passed out chicks at Nyjah parties.
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I've heard that him nyjah and webb all do this and also film it on their phones
Yeah how does this dude have sponsors?
I skipped his part in the birdhouse Saturday’s video.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Far from relevant on February 07, 2019, 12:49:34 PM
Direct result of California home-schooling....
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: camel filters on February 07, 2019, 05:44:09 PM
I worked at an Active with David's late brother, Bryce. Bryce was such a cool dude. Adventurous, level headed, and hilarious. Can't believe how different they are.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Sidewalk Funk. on February 07, 2019, 06:12:46 PM
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Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: DirtyBurger on February 07, 2019, 06:26:39 PM
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Who the fuck watches an hour long berrics video
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You've never let something play in the background? You're missing the point.

The Office is on Netflix and only about $12 a month. I'll pay for your subscription for the rest of your life if you listen to that instead of David Loy whining ever again. For your health.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: HisDudest on February 07, 2019, 08:07:34 PM
Show us where you pee Leticia
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: offkilter on February 07, 2019, 08:19:42 PM
Show us where you pee Leticia

Reported  >:(
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Dooky-shoes on February 07, 2019, 08:25:05 PM
I won't be buying any My Nerves products if Loy is on the team.
👏🏼 Gnared
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 07, 2019, 11:16:40 PM
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Who the fuck watches an hour long berrics video
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You've never let something play in the background? You're missing the point.
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The Office is on Netflix and only about $12 a month. I'll pay for your subscription for the rest of your life if you listen to that instead of David Loy whining ever again. For your health.

Shit, I'll take it.

I actually only wanted to see Gustavo skate. It came up as a suggestion so I said "fuck it" and put it on. Went about my business watching it while fixing my dryer. Loy kept bitching the whole time and it was starting to bum me out. So I turned it off and came here to bitch about it ;).

I know people like that talk shit on the Berrics and the like, but there must be a reason they came to that conclusion. Either they legitimately don't like it because it's not their style and/or something put them off. Or they just want to follow popular opinion because it makes them feel empowered and they are too weak-minded to form their own opinion

I'm willing to think for myself without being afraid of ridicule. I just want to see people skate, I don't care about gimmicks.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Dernpop1 on February 07, 2019, 11:19:33 PM
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Yo deadass this the whitest shit on the internet.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Szechuan on February 07, 2019, 11:55:46 PM
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Yo deadass this the whitest shit on the internet.
Literally. I can't find one person of color in those gifs, it's an ethnic Where's Waldo.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 08, 2019, 12:07:56 AM
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Yo deadass this the whitest shit on the internet.
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Literally. I can't find one person of color in those gifs, it's an ethnic Where's Waldo.

All except the one black dude standing behind him in the one with the pig mask. Look to the right, right at the end.

I'm glad I'm not one of these white people.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: robby13 on February 08, 2019, 02:19:22 AM
He gave me his board at Tampa Pro ‘16. Right before he went crazy IMO
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: cosmicgypsies on February 08, 2019, 03:02:49 AM
Maybe it's just me, but he sort of makes me want the aspirate my vomit.

I was watching a First Try Fridays with David, Felipe, and Leticia.

Felipe killed it as always.
Leticia's body distracted the fuck out of me (and apparently the camera man)
And David cried about everything. Yeah, he was 4 months out from a knee surgery, but his crying was unnecessary.

Oh and btw, Leticia mentions that the video is live so they can't "fake it" @ 33:17

You can all fuck off now.

https://youtu.be/a34tpYeP6LU

whats worse; david loy or the fact you spent 52 minutes and 45 seconds watching a first try friday
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 08, 2019, 03:41:32 AM
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Maybe it's just me, but he sort of makes me want the aspirate my vomit.

I was watching a First Try Fridays with David, Felipe, and Leticia.

Felipe killed it as always.
Leticia's body distracted the fuck out of me (and apparently the camera man)
And David cried about everything. Yeah, he was 4 months out from a knee surgery, but his crying was unnecessary.

Oh and btw, Leticia mentions that the video is live so they can't "fake it" @ 33:17

You can all fuck off now.

https://youtu.be/a34tpYeP6LU
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whats worse; david loy or the fact you spent 52 minutes and 45 seconds watching a first try friday

Didn't make it all the way through, you pretentious cunt.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Pete on February 08, 2019, 04:08:08 AM
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This thread fuckin sucks and David Loy is a prime time kook. These gifs are funny though

Free max b
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 08, 2019, 04:12:53 AM
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This thread fuckin sucks and David Loy is a prime time kook. These gifs are funny though

Free max b
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Beeda Weeda on February 08, 2019, 05:33:32 AM
my favorite lutska moment was when he threw David loy into a quarter pipe
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: calvinsdream on February 08, 2019, 06:13:46 AM
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Who the fuck watches an hour long berrics video
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You've never let something play in the background? You're missing the point.
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The Office is on Netflix and only about $12 a month. I'll pay for your subscription for the rest of your life if you listen to that instead of David Loy whining ever again. For your health.
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Shit, I'll take it.

I actually only wanted to see Gustavo skate. It came up as a suggestion so I said "fuck it" and put it on. Went about my business watching it while fixing my dryer. Loy kept bitching the whole time and it was starting to bum me out. So I turned it off and came here to bitch about it ;).

I know people like that talk shit on the Berrics and the like, but there must be a reason they came to that conclusion. Either they legitimately don't like it because it's not their style and/or something put them off. Or they just want to follow popular opinion because it makes them feel empowered and they are too weak-minded to form their own opinion

I'm willing to think for myself without being afraid of ridicule. I just want to see people skate, I don't care about gimmicks.

That's the first time I've heard someone say that
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Watson on February 08, 2019, 09:02:17 AM
Does this look like a man who gives a fuck what you think of him?

(https://i.imgur.com/dDp9uUP.png)
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: sus on February 08, 2019, 09:41:32 AM
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This thread fuckin sucks and David Loy is a prime time kook. These gifs are funny though

Free max b
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somebody needs to make that gif of Sinner dancing their sig
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: jawano on February 08, 2019, 09:50:54 AM
David Loy can skate though. For sure. His Saturdays part is short but he shows some impressive skills.

Doesn't mean he's not kinda corny. But the dude knows how to stay on his board in gnarly situations.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein on February 08, 2019, 10:34:33 AM
Does this look like a man who gives a fuck what you think of him?

(https://i.imgur.com/dDp9uUP.png)

It sure doesn't look like a man
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 08, 2019, 12:15:30 PM
David Loy can skate though. For sure. His Saturdays part is short but he shows some impressive skills.

Doesn't mean he's not kinda corny. But the dude knows how to stay on his board in gnarly situations.

That would be the equivalent of a really annoying hot chick. I'll pass.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Robert Baratheon on February 08, 2019, 12:18:40 PM
Does this look like a man who gives a fuck what you think of him? likes himself?

(https://i.imgur.com/dDp9uUP.png)
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: ungzilla on February 08, 2019, 12:23:50 PM
Why aren't you guys referring to him by his preferred name, d'Loy.

sick so i can assume he's being hunted and/or eaten by morlocks right now
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Fred Savage on February 08, 2019, 01:48:53 PM
my favorite lutska moment was when he threw David loy into a quarter pipe
This
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
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This thread fuckin sucks and David Loy is a prime time kook. These gifs are funny though

Free max b
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somebody needs to make that gif of Sinner dancing their sig
Nah I'm good
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 08, 2019, 02:19:13 PM
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This thread fuckin sucks and David Loy is a prime time kook. These gifs are funny though

Free max b
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somebody needs to make that gif of Sinner dancing their sig
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Nah I'm good

I can't take the amount of douche in your sig.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Soft Boiled on February 08, 2019, 06:44:06 PM
That gif of them dancing makes me want to punch my phone.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Trickflip on February 08, 2019, 08:42:59 PM
That gif of them dancing makes me want to punch my phone.
Same
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 08, 2019, 10:07:07 PM
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That gif of them dancing makes me want to punch my phone.
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Same

You fucker, you're such a fucking fuck. Putting that shit cunt in your sig so my blood pressure raises every time I see your shit ass post. FUCK!
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Trickflip on February 08, 2019, 10:13:00 PM
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That gif of them dancing makes me want to punch my phone.
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Same
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You fucker, you're such a fucking fuck. Putting that shit cunt in your sig so my blood pressure raises every time I see your shit ass post. FUCK!
Aww really? Fellowship Of Catholic University Students. They'll help you out. Shalom
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: johnes on February 09, 2019, 08:08:15 AM
David Loy can skate though. For sure. His Saturdays part is short but he shows some impressive skills.

Doesn't mean he's not kinda corny. But the dude knows how to stay on his board in gnarly situations.
He’s a fucking rapist, dude.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Some other guy on February 11, 2019, 06:33:59 AM
Does this look like a man who gives a fuck what you think of him?

(https://i.imgur.com/dDp9uUP.png)

Yes, yes it does.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Jerkstore on February 11, 2019, 09:15:20 AM
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David Loy can skate though. For sure. His Saturdays part is short but he shows some impressive skills.

Doesn't mean he's not kinda corny. But the dude knows how to stay on his board in gnarly situations.
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He’s a fucking rapist, dude.

says literally who?
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Trickflip on February 11, 2019, 09:28:34 AM
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David Loy can skate though. For sure. His Saturdays part is short but he shows some impressive skills.

Doesn't mean he's not kinda corny. But the dude knows how to stay on his board in gnarly situations.
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He’s a fucking rapist, dude.
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says literally who?
Says the women he's taken advantage of
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Spaghetti Croc69 on February 11, 2019, 09:53:34 AM
Does anyone have the footage of him getting tossed by Lutzka? Please help. Its an important part of skateboardings history.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: my english is bad on February 11, 2019, 02:18:24 PM
https://youtu.be/SGxz0w_-zCo
Fuck David Loy
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Szechuan on February 11, 2019, 02:27:23 PM
https://youtu.be/SGxz0w_-zCo
Fuck David Loy
Is he wearing bellhop pants?
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: h00man on February 11, 2019, 03:27:21 PM
Does this look like a man who gives a fuck what you think of him rapes women with his shitbag friends and films it on a phone?

(https://i.imgur.com/dDp9uUP.png)
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Jerkstore on February 12, 2019, 02:43:42 AM
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David Loy can skate though. For sure. His Saturdays part is short but he shows some impressive skills.

Doesn't mean he's not kinda corny. But the dude knows how to stay on his board in gnarly situations.
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He’s a fucking rapist, dude.
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says literally who?
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Says the women he's taken advantage of

Again who?
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Sanka Coffie on February 12, 2019, 05:18:22 AM
I'd rather take a screwdriver up the ass than sit through an hour long berrics video
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: CarbonaNotWax on February 12, 2019, 06:03:21 AM
Can we quit giving this rapist shitbag the attention he so desires?? Literally, if we just ignore him, he’ll stop putting out clips dressed as a living meme account and go back to violating unconscious girls in peace and quiet.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: landedprimo on February 12, 2019, 08:46:40 AM
I'd rather take a screwdriver up the ass than sit through an hour long berrics video

I have a few screwdrivers, want to meet up?
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Watson on February 12, 2019, 09:03:25 AM
Literally, if we just ignore him, he’ll stop putting out clips dressed as a living meme account and go back to violating unconscious girls in peace and quiet.

Well that's a desirable outcome.
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Sanka Coffie on February 12, 2019, 10:35:55 AM
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I'd rather take a screwdriver up the ass than sit through an hour long berrics video
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I have a few screwdrivers, want to meet up?

a/s/l?
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: pussyslayer7 on February 12, 2019, 12:54:02 PM
Brazilians drinks lot of red bull
Title: Re: David Loy gets on my nerves
Post by: Soft Boiled on February 12, 2019, 07:41:01 PM
Just as long as I never have to see that Sinner/Loy gif please. It makes my blood boil.
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Post by: left knee cap on February 12, 2019, 09:10:30 PM
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