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Title: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: BasedSenpai on February 24, 2019, 03:08:20 AM
This year I was tryna be on some positivity type shit but i need to vent. All my homies think these team lightwork guys are the greatest thing ever in skating. I'm the odd man out and they think I'm whack for hating on that kook shit. Skating should be hesh and fucking gnarly, not this fuckboi wanna-be hypebeast bull shit. Their edits are god awful, so many jump cuts I feel like I'm gonna have a seizure. They never land clean or do anything gnarly or creative or noteworthy in anyway. The music selection to the edits is usually trash( some overblown high school fuck boi trap music)

What are your thoughts?
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: Shifty Flip on February 24, 2019, 03:25:43 AM
Who?
Nevermind. I definitely don't care
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: BasedSenpai on February 24, 2019, 03:26:15 AM
Who?
Nevermind. I definitely don't care

Good
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: Dorje Drolo on February 24, 2019, 07:57:31 AM
Who?
Nevermind. I definitely don't care
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: Dwyck on February 24, 2019, 08:17:53 AM
Could you please link them or something if you're going to drop an entire paragraph you fucking idiot

also, "Skating should be hesh?" Lol theres a new foundation full length you should check out dog
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: GAY on February 24, 2019, 08:35:57 AM
You almost made it two whole months on your positive vibe thing. Good work!
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: Get the strap on February 24, 2019, 10:05:57 AM
I know what you're talking about OP, it's fucking wack, or as you put it, whack. We both know, team lite work's lives are miserable so just let it go, and go back to positive vibes. They will NEVER have the lifestyle of a famous trap mumble rapper so just let them play themselves.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: doublesteveburger on February 24, 2019, 10:32:09 AM
this thread sucks and I hate myself
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: ArtVandelay on February 24, 2019, 10:39:30 AM
Teamwork makes it dreamwork. Happy Monday! You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take! Lightwork is the best skate team this side of the Mississppi. You have the power to Change the World! Peace begins when Expectation Ends!
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: thebacker on February 24, 2019, 10:50:12 AM
they dont seem very shalom
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: TurdyBird on February 24, 2019, 10:51:13 AM
More like "Litwork" am I right guys? Never heard of them, and don't care to even to find a link. OP, this is about as nice as I can get...where the fuck is some IG examples or some fuckin embedded youtube vids? Actually, I think I already like Litwork  more than OP.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: Trickflip on February 24, 2019, 11:11:41 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn7SvKzH87P/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn7SvKzH87P/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: I.C. Weiner on February 24, 2019, 11:17:13 AM
fuck insta. facebook is hesh af
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: TurdyBird on February 24, 2019, 11:25:56 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn7SvKzH87P/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn7SvKzH87P/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)

LIIIITTTTTTWERRRK. Ended up checkin out the IG. Skating is aiiight. Can't really relate to the post captions, but ain't hatin! Also, the excessive trap music is too much for me. It's almost becoming a slightly more tolerant form of dubstep.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: Get the strap on February 24, 2019, 11:27:12 AM
Wow I had no idea it's a brand and has a team...well I kinda change my tone and I hope it does well for them, definitely no fucking vile hatred from me. You can fuck off with that. Pretty sure the expression light work originates from work out routines and lifting weights so the expression is super corny in skateboarding but so are a million other things so who cares.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: TurdyBird on February 24, 2019, 11:29:17 AM
Wow I had no idea it's a brand and has a team...well I kinda change my tone and I hope it does well for them, definitely no fucking vile hatred from me. You can fuck off with that. Pretty sure the expression light work originates from work out routines and lifting weights so the expression is super corny in skateboarding but so are a million other things so who cares.

I figured it was like, easy work. Skating for them is easy, so the work they put in is light. You're thinking of light weight. Get over dumbass self.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: Get the strap on February 24, 2019, 11:40:50 AM
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Wow I had no idea it's a brand and has a team...well I kinda change my tone and I hope it does well for them, definitely no fucking vile hatred from me. You can fuck off with that. Pretty sure the expression light work originates from work out routines and lifting weights so the expression is super corny in skateboarding but so are a million other things so who cares.
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I figured it was like, easy work. Skating for them is easy, so the work they put in is light. You're thinking of light weight. Get over dumbass self.


What the fuck? haha Light weight used as an expression is an adjective dumbass haha and can be used in any context when someone is being a pussy you call them a lightweight. Lightweight used as a noun is a weight class. Light work is used to describe your work out routine that you will be doing less reps and less weight but in doing so will add muscle definition and tone up your body. I don't even go to the fucking gym how can you not know what this shit means?
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: coyote2425 on February 24, 2019, 11:50:02 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn7SvKzH87P/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn7SvKzH87P/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)

Those aren't Vans.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: TurdyBird on February 24, 2019, 12:08:16 PM
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Wow I had no idea it's a brand and has a team...well I kinda change my tone and I hope it does well for them, definitely no fucking vile hatred from me. You can fuck off with that. Pretty sure the expression light work originates from work out routines and lifting weights so the expression is super corny in skateboarding but so are a million other things so who cares.
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I figured it was like, easy work. Skating for them is easy, so the work they put in is light. You're thinking of light weight. Get over dumbass self.
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What the fuck? haha Light weight used as an expression is an adjective dumbass haha and can be used in any context when someone is being a pussy you call them a lightweight. Lightweight used as a noun is a weight class. Light work is used to describe your work out routine that you will be doing less reps and less weight but in doing so will add muscle definition and tone up your body. I don't even go to the fucking gym how can you not know what this shit means?

All the jocks around me say light weight when they are about to lift something heavy. As in, "oh I got this." Literally never heard anyone use light work, and I've worked out in a gym before. I've even done routines of what you described and never heard it called that. I have a friend who is an athletic trainer, and interned with Stanford athletic department, and he has never used that term with me. So again, get over yourself dumbass. While I was wrong in my assumption of what you thought, you are a pretentious, arrogant twat. You come off like a tiny guy who needs to act more aggro so he doesn't feel so insecure. Once again, get over yourself

Edit: Bahaha yeah I fucked up on the lightweight thing too. Damn, for the longest time I thought it was strictly for weight class, and not even just a thing such as a dumbbell. Eh, I still stand by my statement above. Eat shit "Get tha Strap" bhahaha. You're so hard bro!!
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: Get the strap on February 24, 2019, 12:21:26 PM
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Wow I had no idea it's a brand and has a team...well I kinda change my tone and I hope it does well for them, definitely no fucking vile hatred from me. You can fuck off with that. Pretty sure the expression light work originates from work out routines and lifting weights so the expression is super corny in skateboarding but so are a million other things so who cares.
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I figured it was like, easy work. Skating for them is easy, so the work they put in is light. You're thinking of light weight. Get over dumbass self.
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What the fuck? haha Light weight used as an expression is an adjective dumbass haha and can be used in any context when someone is being a pussy you call them a lightweight. Lightweight used as a noun is a weight class. Light work is used to describe your work out routine that you will be doing less reps and less weight but in doing so will add muscle definition and tone up your body. I don't even go to the fucking gym how can you not know what this shit means?
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All the jocks around me say light weight when they are about to lift something heavy. As in, "oh I got this." Literally never heard anyone use light work, and I've worked out in a gym before. I've even done routines of what you described and never heard it called that. I have a friend who is an athletic trainer, and interned with Stanford athletic department, and he has never used that term with me. So again, get over yourself dumbass. While I was wrong in my assumption of what you thought, you are a pretentious, arrogant twat. You come off like a tiny guy who needs to act more aggro so he doesn't feel so insecure. Once again, get over yourself

Ok cool. Take it easy on the extreme insults.

If you were clever you could have said stop being such a lightweight
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: TurdyBird on February 24, 2019, 12:25:41 PM
Blat blat with my big bad side strap
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: fang on February 24, 2019, 12:33:16 PM
You should tryna be on some shalom type shit
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: TurdyBird on February 24, 2019, 12:35:10 PM
When I look up,
I see you in the sky,
Right where I put ya
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: childhood on February 24, 2019, 01:04:40 PM
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Wow I had no idea it's a brand and has a team...well I kinda change my tone and I hope it does well for them, definitely no fucking vile hatred from me. You can fuck off with that. Pretty sure the expression light work originates from work out routines and lifting weights so the expression is super corny in skateboarding but so are a million other things so who cares.
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I figured it was like, easy work. Skating for them is easy, so the work they put in is light. You're thinking of light weight. Get over dumbass self.

My first guess was it's a Dilla reference.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bul7m3jN25Q
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: TurdyBird on February 24, 2019, 01:16:56 PM
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Wow I had no idea it's a brand and has a team...well I kinda change my tone and I hope it does well for them, definitely no fucking vile hatred from me. You can fuck off with that. Pretty sure the expression light work originates from work out routines and lifting weights so the expression is super corny in skateboarding but so are a million other things so who cares.
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I figured it was like, easy work. Skating for them is easy, so the work they put in is light. You're thinking of light weight. Get over dumbass self.
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My first guess was it's a Dilla reference.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bul7m3jN25Q

Be so much better if they just did clips with Dilla, and none of the trap they use
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: HyenaChaser on February 24, 2019, 02:13:45 PM
What the fuck is a lightwork
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: BasedSenpai on February 24, 2019, 02:23:30 PM
https://youtu.be/mWknO5u94Cg (https://youtu.be/mWknO5u94Cg)

https://youtu.be/7EBRjXsCP9U (https://youtu.be/7EBRjXsCP9U)
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 24, 2019, 03:29:45 PM
I am not going to watch any of those links, pretty sure that's the correct decision
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: honey island on February 24, 2019, 03:39:23 PM
write a paragraph on this shit like anyone give a fuck lmao
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: andocom on February 24, 2019, 03:40:51 PM
In boxing we use "light work" as easy / little effort, i.e. "3 * 2 minute rounds, just light work" or as a derogatory term, pretty sure that is fairly universal at this point.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: StevenSeagalsHairline on February 24, 2019, 03:49:28 PM
My homie from Rialto once told me the Lightwork crew in that area jumped his friend,  simply because he was poking fun at them.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: drunk guy on February 24, 2019, 04:42:08 PM
I personally have no problem with people being naturally very good at skating and expressing them selves.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: Nth syd bear on February 24, 2019, 05:14:58 PM
I personally have no problem with people being naturally very good at skating and expressing them selves.
You must be drunk..  as stated skating is pretty good..
However all skate park footage with horrible god awful outfits and terrible terrible music
Is not for me.. or should it be for anyone but each to their own
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: drunk guy on February 24, 2019, 05:54:18 PM
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I personally have no problem with people being naturally very good at skating and expressing them selves.
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You must be drunk..  as stated skating is pretty good..
However all skate park footage with horrible god awful outfits and terrible terrible music
Is not for me.. or should it be for anyone but each to their own
not fitting into your criteria of what is acceptable for outfits or music is your own vendetta. The skating is good, they are kids, what ever.Mumble rap isnt my favorite kind of music, loud dressing isnt my personal taste, but editing a short video on instagram (its fucking instagram for christ sakes) to the music your into and dressing how you want to dress is absolutely fine. Get over it. This is coming from a bitter 30 year old mind you.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: olliehole on February 24, 2019, 08:27:29 PM
That dude rafi is from my local park. Use to hustle my homies and I in skate for quarters to get teriyaki.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: TurdyBird on February 25, 2019, 02:08:06 AM
In boxing we use "light work" as easy / little effort, i.e. "3 * 2 minute rounds, just light work" or as a derogatory term, pretty sure that is fairly universal at this point.

For sure, that was well stated. However, I will say, it must be universal to the boxing world, because again, never heard it used like that, though I could assume it means easy/ little effort. At least not enough for me to remember. Also, That term doesn't necessarily need to be used in boxing. Someone could just say that instead of, slow day, little bit of work, some work, etc.

If you're wondering why I care enough to even reply....a large part of me isn't sure why either.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: cosmicgypsies on February 25, 2019, 03:46:23 AM
i like how they call it lightwork but really theyre only focusing on the fits so you dont see the sweat pouring down their forehead
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: Showerface on February 25, 2019, 11:14:47 AM
They're doing their thing - i'm backing it. *shrug emoji
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: GAY on February 25, 2019, 11:51:30 AM
The name of the game is lightwork.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: brucewillis on February 25, 2019, 11:57:01 AM
I am not going to watch any of those links, pretty sure that's the correct decision
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Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: ChrisLambe94 on February 25, 2019, 12:38:55 PM
i like how they call it lightwork but really theyre only focusing on the fits so you dont see the sweat pouring down their forehead
Not sweating it at all. Smooth Moves.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtpQQD5gvPa/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=fojxs5pon95s
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: feedmeseymour on February 25, 2019, 02:27:51 PM
An even better way to hate on these dudes is to NOT make threads on slap that draw attention to them.

You gave them some sweet free promotion. Good work.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: Esquivel on February 25, 2019, 03:36:31 PM
The name of the game is lightwork.

haha this tune came to my head!!!
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: ChrisLambe94 on February 25, 2019, 03:42:49 PM
An even better way to hate on these dudes is to NOT make threads on slap that draw attention to them.

You gave them some sweet free promotion. Good work.
Unadulterated genius.
Title: Re: Team "lightwork" hate thread
Post by: VHS ERA on February 25, 2019, 06:23:11 PM
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Wow I had no idea it's a brand and has a team...well I kinda change my tone and I hope it does well for them, definitely no fucking vile hatred from me. You can fuck off with that. Pretty sure the expression light work originates from work out routines and lifting weights so the expression is super corny in skateboarding but so are a million other things so who cares.
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I figured it was like, easy work. Skating for them is easy, so the work they put in is light. You're thinking of light weight. Get over dumbass self.
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My first guess was it's a Dilla reference.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bul7m3jN25Q

lol nah mumble trap fans are not Dilla fans