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Title: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Dazemunster on March 19, 2019, 10:15:28 AM
https://youtu.be/RWO-VzH_Hhg

Brian hasn’t filmed a video part since Nike threw money at him to spread lgbtq propaganda in the skateworld. At 3:15 Bobby worrest doesn’t seem impressed Either.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: FLstrange on March 19, 2019, 10:24:16 AM
guy who has been pro for over 20 years hasn't put out a full video part recently, oh no.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: pdknox on March 19, 2019, 10:26:08 AM
stop contract watching
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Too old too cold on March 19, 2019, 10:26:48 AM
Dude Earned it
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Baron Samedi on March 19, 2019, 10:26:54 AM
Bobby? Bobby Puleo, that you?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Ocelot on March 19, 2019, 10:29:17 AM
lol @ spreading propaganda

he's definitely milking it though, expect no-comply tailslides on banks from here on out
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Trickflip on March 19, 2019, 10:29:40 AM
He had a part released a couple months ago. What else do you want from him?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: slippy on March 19, 2019, 10:33:28 AM
Dude's actually gay.... milking it?  Propaganda?  Please think about what you're saying
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: tortfeasor on March 19, 2019, 10:36:00 AM
Dude's actually gay.... milking it?  Propaganda?  Please think about what you're saying

hes thought about it and he thinks that nike wants to turn people gay so they paid brian anderson to not produce as much footage.   it makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: slippy on March 19, 2019, 10:39:43 AM
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Dude's actually gay.... milking it?  Propaganda?  Please think about what you're saying
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hes thought about it and he thinks that nike wants to turn people gay so they paid brian anderson to not produce as much footage.   it makes perfect sense.

Damn now I look like the idiot.  TY, third eye opened, shalom
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: breezer on March 19, 2019, 10:39:57 AM
BA has probably had to put up with quite a bit of casual homophobia within the industry - and as Cory Duffel pointed out, he (Cory) has spent his whole career dealing with one comment, in one interview - while many others threw around homophobic slurs over decades and were never even admonished or held to account.  Racism bad, homophobia bad - we don't need either polluting our little world........so I say fair play to BA, all that time he was shredding his way into the skateboard hall of fame, he was hiding his sexual identity - so I think its ok for him to be open and forthright about the things that matter to him these days........and he certainly shouldn't have to be putting out parts to justify his spot.....he can do whatever he wants, he is BA. 
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: thefriscokid on March 19, 2019, 10:50:08 AM
BA suffered in silence for many years from all of the ridiculous hate and homophobia especially in a culture of burnout jocks and insufferable fools like yourself... clearly youre either the stupidest person on the earth or more likely kidding but BA deserves a Legend board forever, even if the news never broke out . He deserves far more than half of the "legacy pros" stuck on Girl or Element

Long live BA and I hope they start paying him even more
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Ocelot on March 19, 2019, 10:50:16 AM
Dude's actually gay.... milking it?  Propaganda?  Please think about what you're saying

"Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ"

Are you too stupid to read a sentence correctly?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: TheLurper on March 19, 2019, 10:53:37 AM
BA has probably had to put up with quite a bit of casual homophobia within the industry - and as Cory Duffel pointed out, he (Cory) has spent his whole career dealing with one comment, in one interview - while many others threw around homophobic slurs over decades and were never even admonished or held to account.  Racism bad, homophobia bad - we don't need either polluting our little world........so I say fair play to BA, all that time he was shredding his way into the skateboard hall of fame, he was hiding his sexual identity - so I think its ok for him to be open and forthright about the things that matter to him these days........and he certainly shouldn't have to be putting out parts to justify his spot.....he can do whatever he wants, he is BA. 

This.



Also, we could make dumb ass threads about this for basically every single older pro. Here is the formula:

"X older pro is milking it while cashing in on  (insert thing that scares me or thing I don't like)."
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Crap on March 19, 2019, 10:57:59 AM
lgbtq propaganda

Fuck off.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: FOGDOG on March 19, 2019, 11:00:38 AM
https://youtu.be/RWO-VzH_Hhg

Brian hasn’t filmed a video part since Nike threw money at him to spread lgbtq propaganda in the skateworld. At 3:15 Bobby worrest doesn’t seem impressed Either.

Smash that mothafuckin focus button.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on March 19, 2019, 11:02:51 AM
How dare members of a marginalized group of people be able to live their life.

How. Dare. They.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Swithflip on March 19, 2019, 11:10:31 AM
BA suffered in silence for many years from all of the ridiculous hate and homophobia especially in a culture of burnout jocks and insufferable fools like yourself... clearly youre either the stupidest person on the earth or more likely kidding but BA deserves a Legend board forever, even if the news never broke out . He deserves far more than half of the "legacy pros" stuck on vans or Element

Long live BA and I hope they start paying him even more
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: drunkenshredder on March 19, 2019, 11:13:58 AM
time to start an approval process for topics
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: thebacker on March 19, 2019, 11:20:40 AM
daze is definitely another thrashersucks burner
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: GAY on March 19, 2019, 11:32:56 AM
"Milking it" is a euphemism for sucking dick, so I'm going to say that you're probably right about that part of your thread title, OP.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: ChrisLambe94 on March 19, 2019, 11:47:19 AM
"Milking it" is a euphemism for sucking dick, so I'm going to say that you're probably right about that part of your thread title, OP.
Exactly. Just the front blunt on Hubba entitles lifetime milking. 
https://youtu.be/LhR68czgan8
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: casper on March 19, 2019, 11:52:52 AM
Any new Brian Anderson footage is a god damn treat and you should be stoked. Weird how much people want to just hate and hate and hate these days.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: halitosis on March 19, 2019, 12:03:54 PM
Here's some links for the topic starter....and all the homophobes that followed suit

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/homophobes-might-be-hidden-homosexuals/


Good luck guuuuuaaayssss!!
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Dazemunster on March 19, 2019, 12:10:55 PM
https://youtu.be/WDqnNTypWyQ 

At 1:43 Brian is reeling you in like the stupid consumer he thinks you are. Buy my NIKE sweat shirt.. Just Do It.. Dance Monkey Dance!
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: delaware county on March 19, 2019, 12:16:35 PM
Brian Anderson has definitely put his time in. Him coming out was one of the best things I've seen happen in skateboarding recently,Honestly he probably skates more than most people, I see him out like 3 times a week in NYC.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: iKobrakai on March 19, 2019, 12:16:53 PM
Ehm.. Brian turned pro out of nowhere for Toy, got SOTY, won a fuck ton of contests, has been on elite teams for decades all while being the nicest guy and hiding his true self. There is no milking. At all.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: VHS ERA on March 19, 2019, 12:24:48 PM
40 year old legends don’t have to put out parts.

If they do that’s amazing but Reynolds, BA, Kalis etc... that whole class of legend has nothing left to prove. I’m fine with them having their name on shoes and boards even if we only got flatground footage from them now.

Lol @ finding something negative in BA coming out and being supported after being in the closet for his whole life 
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Front Blunt on March 19, 2019, 12:28:02 PM
Sounds like you dont know shit.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on March 19, 2019, 12:32:55 PM
Here's some links for the topic starter....and all the homophobes that followed suit

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/homophobes-might-be-hidden-homosexuals/


Good luck guuuuuaaayssss!!

Psshhh. This is obviously biased research from the New World Order of Homosexual Tengu Bird Men. They're all sponsored by Nike and BA might be one of them. Alex Olson is for sure. The old man whose bag he yanked on was woke as hell, so he had to be intimidated into submission. Hide your kids, hide your wife.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Bobby Peru on March 19, 2019, 12:43:19 PM
This garbage isn't welcome. OP is banned.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: botefdunn on March 19, 2019, 12:45:17 PM
LGBTQ, a new company out of the Numbers camp, pronounced "Letters". BA guest board on Letters.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on March 19, 2019, 01:04:33 PM
"Milking it" is a euphemism for sucking dick, so I'm going to say that you're probably right about that part of your thread title, OP.

I knew you were going to comment on the 'milking it' part...and if you didn't, I was going to.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 01:19:01 PM
  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it.  Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: halitosis on March 19, 2019, 01:26:26 PM
its ok guys....Under Armour will soon make shoes that fit your lifestyle too.....

Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: ChrisLambe94 on March 19, 2019, 01:36:19 PM
Ehm.. Brian turned pro out of nowhere for Toy, got SOTY, won a fuck ton of contests, has been on elite teams for decades all while being the nicest guy and hiding his true self. There is no milking. At all.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: GAY on March 19, 2019, 01:38:14 PM
LGBTQ, a new company out of the Numbers camp, pronounced "Letters". BA guest board on Letters.

This idea is rad.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: mattchew on March 19, 2019, 01:39:30 PM
  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it. Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.

Ah yes, nothing screams disingenuous like coming out.

I know you’re one of the most incoherent posters on SLAP, but get a grip.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 01:40:55 PM
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  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it. Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.
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Ah yes, nothing screams disingenuous like coming out.

I know you’re one of the most incoherent posters on SLAP, but get a grip.
   I said THE WAY he came out, not the fact that he came out.  And i backed it up too but go ahead and twist my words.  ( did you read the whole post?)
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Leon Compowski on March 19, 2019, 01:41:10 PM
https://youtu.be/RWO-VzH_Hhg

Brian hasn’t filmed a video part since Nike threw money at him to spread lgbtq propaganda in the skateworld. At 3:15 Bobby worrest doesn’t seem impressed Either.

Daze, lets hear more about this "LGBTQ propaganda" that Nike is pushing in skateboarding. Do they want to make everyone gay, like a Tony Wonder magic show?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Frank on March 19, 2019, 01:42:21 PM
this thread is garbage.

https://youtu.be/Bt7Yr_vPLJE

Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: TMKF on March 19, 2019, 01:58:46 PM
Hahaha this was clearly a joke all you dumb fucks...but of course every joke lies a grain of truth.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Fred Savage on March 19, 2019, 02:11:37 PM
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  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it. Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.
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Ah yes, nothing screams disingenuous like coming out.

I know you’re one of the most incoherent posters on SLAP, but get a grip.
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   I said THE WAY he came out, not the fact that he came out.  And i backed it up too but go ahead and twist my words.  ( did you read the whole post?)
You sir are a cum stain. Focus.
Shalom.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 02:22:51 PM
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  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it. Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.
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Ah yes, nothing screams disingenuous like coming out.

I know you’re one of the most incoherent posters on SLAP, but get a grip.
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   I said THE WAY he came out, not the fact that he came out.  And i backed it up too but go ahead and twist my words.  ( did you read the whole post?)
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You sir are a cum stain. Focus.
Shalom.
  Stupid hater.  Nice grade 6 comment.  You prolly have a brilliant argument against what i said but im 'not worth your time'.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: ArtVandelay on March 19, 2019, 02:36:45 PM
  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it.  Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.

Yep, I’m sure this was all part of his scheme since he first picked up a skateboard. He made a list in his notebook -
1. Get good at skating
2. Turn pro, infiltrate the industry and become SOTY
3. Come out as gay in my 30’s and amass an even bigger following
4. Cash checks
5. Retire in the Caribbean with hot bear husband
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 02:47:21 PM
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  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it.  Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.
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Yep, I’m sure this was all part of his scheme since he first picked up a skateboard. He made a list in his notebook -
1. Get good at skating
2. Turn pro, infiltrate the industry and become SOTY
3. Come out as gay in my 30’s and amass an even bigger following
4. Cash checks
5. Retire in the Caribbean with hot bear husband
  He was gay for years, he DECIDED to come out (not in his "30s") when he did which came with a nike funded Reda docume9ntry, all this does require some planning and good for him!  Ive been slightly disingenuous for $ before.  It's just a valid comment i made.  Jesus christ you guys are so polarized.  No subtley allowed. Sure these guys might be your heros but they happen to be actually human beings as well.  3 dimentional. 
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: spilledwine on March 19, 2019, 02:56:21 PM
I dont think BA masterminded his coming out, Im sure nike was masterminding some shit around it though, and BA for sure benefited from it, but he was already a legend anyway. But yeah he doesnt have to do shit anymore to get paid in my eyes, hes a nike legend, thats worth money. But I thought milking it meant a handjob though, not a dicksuck, but I suppose gay knows what hes talkin about.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Nano Shinonome on March 19, 2019, 02:57:28 PM
this thread is garbage.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: VHS ERA on March 19, 2019, 03:04:12 PM
  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it.  Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.

This seemed to me like a joke mostly, it’s funny that skinny skater boys are not his type, but also possibly a response to paranoid homophobes who might think that having a gay skater in the tour van means he wants to fuck them
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 03:05:16 PM
I dont think BA masterminded his coming out, Im sure nike was masterminding some shit around it though, and BA for sure benefited from it, but he was already a legend anyway. But yeah he doesnt have to do shit anymore to get paid in my eyes, hes a nike legend, thats worth money. But I thought milking it meant a handjob though, not a dicksuck, but I suppose gay knows what hes talkin about.
  Well then he at least told the corp that he was planning on comming out.  He just didnt shit it out onto his fb feed.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Nano Shinonome on March 19, 2019, 03:07:10 PM
SLAP: Fake Social Activism.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 03:10:10 PM
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  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it.  Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.
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This seemed to me like a joke mostly, it’s funny that skinny skater boys are not his type, but also possibly a response to paranoid homophobes who might think that having a gay skater in the tour van means he wants to fuck them
   Not a good response.  Better to hold your ground against homophobia than to kinda cater to it.  Or he might be just dumb as shit and he wasn't trying to sell homosexuality to the bigots in skating. One or the other.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: stevedave on March 19, 2019, 03:12:48 PM
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I dont think BA masterminded his coming out, Im sure nike was masterminding some shit around it though, and BA for sure benefited from it, but he was already a legend anyway. But yeah he doesnt have to do shit anymore to get paid in my eyes, hes a nike legend, thats worth money. But I thought milking it meant a handjob though, not a dicksuck, but I suppose gay knows what hes talkin about.
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  Well then he at least told the corp that he was planning on comming out.  He just didnt shit it out onto his fb feed.

Of course he let them know.  Look at all the shit that gets given to sponsors when people do or say stupid stuff.  He KNEW there was going to be a lot of talk about him being one of the first publicly, open, gay men in skateboarding.  I'm sure he didn't want them to get blindsided by it.  And in that way, Nike most likely got monetization from it in the form of increased shoe sales or something, but I HIGHLY doubt that BA went into it looking to profit off his sexuality. 
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Tuff Lover on March 19, 2019, 03:18:44 PM
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https://youtu.be/RWO-VzH_Hhg

Brian hasn’t filmed a video part since Nike threw money at him to spread lgbtq propaganda in the skateworld. At 3:15 Bobby worrest doesn’t seem impressed Either.
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Daze, lets hear more about this "LGBTQ propaganda" that Nike is pushing in skateboarding. Do they want to make everyone gay, like a Tony Wonder magic show?


"Did somebody say Wonder?"
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: spilledwine on March 19, 2019, 03:22:28 PM
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I dont think BA masterminded his coming out, Im sure nike was masterminding some shit around it though, and BA for sure benefited from it, but he was already a legend anyway. But yeah he doesnt have to do shit anymore to get paid in my eyes, hes a nike legend, thats worth money. But I thought milking it meant a handjob though, not a dicksuck, but I suppose gay knows what hes talkin about.
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  Well then he at least told the corp that he was planning on comming out.  He just didnt shit it out onto his fb feed.
Tru. Maybe he just wanted to do it in a big way to influence other gays to not have to r.kelly it in the closet... while also raking in the dough at the same time. A last hurrah type thing is how I see it.

Only part I dont get is the bear thing, I just dont get why youd wanna bang your dad.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 03:22:40 PM
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I dont think BA masterminded his coming out, Im sure nike was masterminding some shit around it though, and BA for sure benefited from it, but he was already a legend anyway. But yeah he doesnt have to do shit anymore to get paid in my eyes, hes a nike legend, thats worth money. But I thought milking it meant a handjob though, not a dicksuck, but I suppose gay knows what hes talkin about.
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  Well then he at least told the corp that he was planning on comming out.  He just didnt shit it out onto his fb feed.
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Of course he let them know.  Look at all the shit that gets given to sponsors when people do or say stupid stuff.  He KNEW there was going to be a lot of talk about him being one of the first publicly, open, gay men in skateboarding.  I'm sure he didn't want them to get blindsided by it.  And in that way, Nike most likely got monetization from it in the form of increased shoe sales or something, but I HIGHLY doubt that BA went into it looking to profit off his sexuality.
  I dunno.  When the industry was ending gay peoples carreers he profited from not comming out (not judging at all, just mentioning).  Id say as a person he NEEDED to come out but id suggest that it was the timing that was $ motivated in a sense.  Fuck em its smart.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Fred Savage on March 19, 2019, 03:24:55 PM
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  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it. Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.
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Ah yes, nothing screams disingenuous like coming out.

I know you’re one of the most incoherent posters on SLAP, but get a grip.
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   I said THE WAY he came out, not the fact that he came out.  And i backed it up too but go ahead and twist my words.  ( did you read the whole post?)
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You sir are a cum stain. Focus.
Shalom.
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  Stupid hater.  Nice grade 6 comment.  You prolly have a brilliant argument against what i said but im 'not worth your time'.
Let the man come out however he wants, whenever he wants.  Saying you think it was disingenuous or timed so he can milk skateboarding and Nike checks makes you a cum stain. Plain and simple. There is no rule book on how someone comes out. Skateboarding has a history of homophobia, props to Brian for putting up with it and props to Brian for coming out . I don’t care how or when he did it . We should all just happy for him that he did because he seems to be happy. There is nothing more to say about it. No more shaloms for you.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 03:26:08 PM
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I dont think BA masterminded his coming out, Im sure nike was masterminding some shit around it though, and BA for sure benefited from it, but he was already a legend anyway. But yeah he doesnt have to do shit anymore to get paid in my eyes, hes a nike legend, thats worth money. But I thought milking it meant a handjob though, not a dicksuck, but I suppose gay knows what hes talkin about.
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  Well then he at least told the corp that he was planning on comming out.  He just didnt shit it out onto his fb feed.
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Tru. Maybe he just wanted to do it in a big way to influence other gays to not have to r.kelly it in the closet... while also raking in the dough at the same time. A last hurrah type thing is how I see it.

Only part I dont get is the bear thing, I just dont get why youd wanna bang your dad.
  Basically this.  Sorry bout putting a bad taste in peoples mouths by talking about BA the same way slap talks about  many pros. 
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: stevedave on March 19, 2019, 03:27:49 PM
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I dont think BA masterminded his coming out, Im sure nike was masterminding some shit around it though, and BA for sure benefited from it, but he was already a legend anyway. But yeah he doesnt have to do shit anymore to get paid in my eyes, hes a nike legend, thats worth money. But I thought milking it meant a handjob though, not a dicksuck, but I suppose gay knows what hes talkin about.
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  Well then he at least told the corp that he was planning on comming out.  He just didnt shit it out onto his fb feed.
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Of course he let them know.  Look at all the shit that gets given to sponsors when people do or say stupid stuff.  He KNEW there was going to be a lot of talk about him being one of the first publicly, open, gay men in skateboarding.  I'm sure he didn't want them to get blindsided by it.  And in that way, Nike most likely got monetization from it in the form of increased shoe sales or something, but I HIGHLY doubt that BA went into it looking to profit off his sexuality.
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  I dunno.  When the industry was ending gay peoples carreers he profited from not comming out (not judging at all, just mentioning).  Id say as a person he NEEDED to come out but id suggest that it was the timing that was $ motivated in a sense.  Fuck em its smart.

to me it just seems like the climate is much better these days for coming out as homosexual, than it was roughly 20 years ago.  and to have a major corp like nike back that, seems to send a positive message to all. 

Also, you kinda just contradicted yourself.  In the beginning you're saying he's profiting off BEING gay, and in your last response to me you said "he PROFITED from NOT coming out".  So, which one is it?  Can't be both.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
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  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it. Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.
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Ah yes, nothing screams disingenuous like coming out.

I know you’re one of the most incoherent posters on SLAP, but get a grip.
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   I said THE WAY he came out, not the fact that he came out.  And i backed it up too but go ahead and twist my words.  ( did you read the whole post?)
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You sir are a cum stain. Focus.
Shalom.
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  Stupid hater.  Nice grade 6 comment.  You prolly have a brilliant argument against what i said but im 'not worth your time'.
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Let the man come out however he wants, whenever he wants.  Saying you think it was disingenuous or timed so he can milk skateboarding and Nike checks makes you a cum stain. Plain and simple. There is no rule book on how someone comes out. Skateboarding has a history of homophobia, props to Brian for putting up with it and props to Brian for coming out . I don’t care how or when he did it . We should all just happy for him that he did because he seems to be happy. There is nothing more to say about it. No more shaloms for you.
  Wow.  So ur saying when it comes to Brian we have to water it down to just hero worship.  Weird to me.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: GAY on March 19, 2019, 03:30:42 PM
Damn, it feels like BA ust saw skateboarding as a place full of suckers where he could use, and not use, his sexuality to cash in depending on whether skating was cool with, and not cool with, gay professionals.
I mean...do we even know if BA even likes skateboarding?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
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I dont think BA masterminded his coming out, Im sure nike was masterminding some shit around it though, and BA for sure benefited from it, but he was already a legend anyway. But yeah he doesnt have to do shit anymore to get paid in my eyes, hes a nike legend, thats worth money. But I thought milking it meant a handjob though, not a dicksuck, but I suppose gay knows what hes talkin about.
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  Well then he at least told the corp that he was planning on comming out.  He just didnt shit it out onto his fb feed.
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Of course he let them know.  Look at all the shit that gets given to sponsors when people do or say stupid stuff.  He KNEW there was going to be a lot of talk about him being one of the first publicly, open, gay men in skateboarding.  I'm sure he didn't want them to get blindsided by it.  And in that way, Nike most likely got monetization from it in the form of increased shoe sales or something, but I HIGHLY doubt that BA went into it looking to profit off his sexuality.
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  I dunno.  When the industry was ending gay peoples carreers he profited from not comming out (not judging at all, just mentioning).  Id say as a person he NEEDED to come out but id suggest that it was the timing that was $ motivated in a sense.  Fuck em its smart.
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to me it just seems like the climate is much better these days for coming out as homosexual, than it was roughly 20 years ago.  and to have a major corp like nike back that, seems to send a positive message to all. 

Also, you kinda just contradicted yourself.  In the beginning you're saying he's profiting off BEING gay, and in your last response to me you said "he PROFITED from NOT coming out".  So, which one is it?  Can't be both.
 
  Profitted not coming in the 90s
 Profitted coming out 2018
  (The 2018 version is much better.  Im sure it was slightly tough for him i bet in the 90s respect for sure.)
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 03:32:40 PM
Damn, it feels like BA ust saw skateboarding as a place full of suckers where he could use, and not use, his sexuality to cash in depending on whether skating was cool with, and not cool with, gay professionals.
I mean...do we even know if BA even likes skateboarding?
  Reductive smartass bullshit. (You think your just gonna own this shit, huh?)
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Baron Samedi on March 19, 2019, 03:36:40 PM
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Damn, it feels like BA ust saw skateboarding as a place full of suckers where he could use, and not use, his sexuality to cash in depending on whether skating was cool with, and not cool with, gay professionals.
I mean...do we even know if BA even likes skateboarding?
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  Reductive smartass bullshit. (You think your just gonna own this shit, huh?)
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Stop giving us cigs. We don't want them. I don't even smoke.
i take it all back i like you

but seriously i'll take the cigs if you don't want them
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Dustwardprez on March 19, 2019, 03:41:08 PM
Nah. I knew it anyway. BA can do no wrong except 3D. That wasn’t very innovative.

We need a queer owned queer operated wood shop in the US ... oh wait a second
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on March 19, 2019, 03:47:50 PM
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"Milking it" is a euphemism for sucking dick, so I'm going to say that you're probably right about that part of your thread title, OP.
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Exactly. Just the front blunt on Hubba entitles lifetime milking. 
https://youtu.be/LhR68czgan8

OP wants a lifetime milking from BA
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: GAY on March 19, 2019, 03:48:36 PM
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Damn, it feels like BA ust saw skateboarding as a place full of suckers where he could use, and not use, his sexuality to cash in depending on whether skating was cool with, and not cool with, gay professionals.
I mean...do we even know if BA even likes skateboarding?
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  Reductive smartass bullshit. (You think your just gonna own this shit, huh?)

I'm just trying to play along.
You are so incredibly stupid that anything other than that is just an exercise in futility.
But yeah...I think I'm just gonna own this shit.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: pickyknee on March 19, 2019, 03:53:32 PM
This is what happens when incels find the slap boards
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 04:16:58 PM
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Damn, it feels like BA ust saw skateboarding as a place full of suckers where he could use, and not use, his sexuality to cash in depending on whether skating was cool with, and not cool with, gay professionals.
I mean...do we even know if BA even likes skateboarding?
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  Reductive smartass bullshit. (You think your just gonna own this shit, huh?)
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I'm just trying to play along.
You are so incredibly stupid that anything other than that is just an exercise in futility.
But yeah...I think I'm just gonna own this shit.
  But you never even tried to argue a point.  Just take this out of context here or leave a sarcastic garble paragraph there.  Lots of attitude, sure.
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Post by: GAY on March 19, 2019, 04:53:08 PM
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Damn, it feels like BA ust saw skateboarding as a place full of suckers where he could use, and not use, his sexuality to cash in depending on whether skating was cool with, and not cool with, gay professionals.
I mean...do we even know if BA even likes skateboarding?
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  Reductive smartass bullshit. (You think your just gonna own this shit, huh?)
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I'm just trying to play along.
You are so incredibly stupid that anything other than that is just an exercise in futility.
But yeah...I think I'm just gonna own this shit.
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  But you never even tried to argue a point.  Just take this out of context here or leave a sarcastic garble paragraph there.  Lots of attitude, sure.

I'm gay, ding dong. Attitude is a given.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Baron Samedi on March 19, 2019, 05:01:33 PM
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Damn, it feels like BA ust saw skateboarding as a place full of suckers where he could use, and not use, his sexuality to cash in depending on whether skating was cool with, and not cool with, gay professionals.
I mean...do we even know if BA even likes skateboarding?
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  Reductive smartass bullshit. (You think your just gonna own this shit, huh?)
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I'm just trying to play along.
You are so incredibly stupid that anything other than that is just an exercise in futility.
But yeah...I think I'm just gonna own this shit.
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  But you never even tried to argue a point.  Just take this out of context here or leave a sarcastic garble paragraph there.  Lots of attitude, sure.
because fucking around is what we're reduced to with you. you literally misunderstand everything everyone is saying and somehow think that it proves your own argument right every time. it's like if you say "the sky is red" and we say "no man, the sky is not red. it is blue" you say "see? you guys just proved my point."

does this make sense? if it doesn't, good. it's not supposed to. this is what it's like talking to you.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 05:03:04 PM
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Damn, it feels like BA ust saw skateboarding as a place full of suckers where he could use, and not use, his sexuality to cash in depending on whether skating was cool with, and not cool with, gay professionals.
I mean...do we even know if BA even likes skateboarding?
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  Reductive smartass bullshit. (You think your just gonna own this shit, huh?)
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I'm just trying to play along.
You are so incredibly stupid that anything other than that is just an exercise in futility.
But yeah...I think I'm just gonna own this shit.
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  But you never even tried to argue a point.  Just take this out of context here or leave a sarcastic garble paragraph there.  Lots of attitude, sure.
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I'm gay, ding dong. Attitude is a given.
     Fair play,  nighty nite.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Tempsters MAP photos on March 19, 2019, 05:11:07 PM
The look on Bobby the gay bashers face said it all. Where is the outrage?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: SneakySecrets on March 19, 2019, 05:13:16 PM
I remember him saying somewhere that he watches skate videos in a mirror sometimes so he can see what his favorite skaters look like if they were the opposite stance.

I feel like that is far more interesting than him liking to kiss a dude on the lips.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: GAY on March 19, 2019, 05:17:28 PM
I remember him saying somewhere that he watches skate videos in a mirror sometimes so he can see what his favorite skaters look like if they were the opposite stance.

I feel like that is far more interesting than him liking to kiss a dude on the lips.

I always thought that was cool.

I also always think about how he said he visualizes a trick in "Modus Operandi". The way he put it was really amazing.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: foldskool on March 19, 2019, 05:46:52 PM
nah
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 19, 2019, 06:19:35 PM
https://youtu.be/RWO-VzH_Hhg

Brian hasn’t filmed a video part since Nike threw money at him to spread lgbtq propaganda in the skateworld. At 3:15 Bobby worrest doesn’t seem impressed Either.
Hi Bobby! *waves*
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Barf The Mog on March 19, 2019, 06:28:56 PM
Leave BA alone. Just watched his Sheep part and then his Yeah Right part, BA is a legend, and at that status he can milk whatever nipple he wants.

He can milk my nipples.

Pincheth and squeezeth thy nipples, Sir Anderson. 

https://youtu.be/7gI0bcP0B5U
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: ArtVandelay on March 19, 2019, 06:47:21 PM
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  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it.  Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.
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Yep, I’m sure this was all part of his scheme since he first picked up a skateboard. He made a list in his notebook -
1. Get good at skating
2. Turn pro, infiltrate the industry and become SOTY
3. Come out as gay in my 30’s and amass an even bigger following
4. Cash checks
5. Retire in the Caribbean with hot bear husband
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  He was gay for years, he DECIDED to come out (not in his "30s") when he did which came with a nike funded Reda docume9ntry, all this does require some planning and good for him!  Ive been slightly disingenuous for $ before.  It's just a valid comment i made.  Jesus christ you guys are so polarized.  No subtley allowed. Sure these guys might be your heros but they happen to be actually human beings as well.  3 dimentional.

Dude, you’re pissing me off. It’s not “a valid comment” you made. You’re an insecure kook who is bothered by a man coming out at a certain time? I’m sorry, what would have been a convient time for you surfgrom? Your idea that he is “cashing in on LGTBQ” - that he planned to profit of his coming out - is pretty fucking lame. His documentary was heartfelt and made an impact beyond skateboarding. So of course more people are going to like him, support him, buy his product, etc.. does that qualify as “cashing in”? And yeah no shit, I know he was gay the whole time - that’s what made his story so impactful - the fact he felt he had to hide it. Correct me if I’m wrong but my guess is you’re a straight dude who will never have the slightest idea of what it’s like to be gay. So fuck off with this shit. I think you’re upset that he’s successful and proud to be gay. That just chafes your fragile masculinity doesn’t it?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Tempsters MAP photos on March 19, 2019, 07:01:48 PM
https://youtu.be/aZ5ArAKcPEI

Robert’s disrespect for queer skaters could end badly.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: feedmeseymour on March 19, 2019, 08:36:55 PM
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Damn, it feels like BA ust saw skateboarding as a place full of suckers where he could use, and not use, his sexuality to cash in depending on whether skating was cool with, and not cool with, gay professionals.
I mean...do we even know if BA even likes skateboarding?
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  Reductive smartass bullshit. (You think your just gonna own this shit, huh?)
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I'm just trying to play along.
You are so incredibly stupid that anything other than that is just an exercise in futility.
But yeah...I think I'm just gonna own this shit.
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  But you never even tried to argue a point.  Just take this out of context here or leave a sarcastic garble paragraph there.  Lots of attitude, sure.
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I'm gay, ding dong. Attitude is a given.
I’ll Shalom to that
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Burnt_Reynolds on March 19, 2019, 09:26:57 PM
Slappy seconds was pretty good.
I think I like gay Anderson even more than usual.
Shalom.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Francis Xavier on March 19, 2019, 10:01:37 PM
The way BA looked at Hubba Hideout before blunting it is the best thing ever.
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Post by: LordDonSauce on March 19, 2019, 10:41:35 PM
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Dude's actually gay.... milking it?  Propaganda?  Please think about what you're saying
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hes thought about it and he thinks that nike wants to turn people gay so they paid brian anderson to not produce as much footage.   it makes perfect sense.

nike backward is ekin, think about it hotshot.
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Post by: Francis Xavier on March 19, 2019, 10:44:37 PM
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Dude's actually gay.... milking it?  Propaganda?  Please think about what you're saying
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hes thought about it and he thinks that nike wants to turn people gay so they paid brian anderson to not produce as much footage.   it makes perfect sense.
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nike backward is ekin, think about it hotshot.
The swoosh looks like a baby whale cock, wrap your mouth around that playboy.
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Post by: Merlin on March 19, 2019, 10:54:38 PM
Well not to change the subject, but statistically there has to be other gay male skaters out there. I assume Luan is gay, he’s always with some fat Brazilian guy. Who else do you think is gay?

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Post by: LordDonSauce on March 19, 2019, 10:54:58 PM
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Dude's actually gay.... milking it?  Propaganda?  Please think about what you're saying
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hes thought about it and he thinks that nike wants to turn people gay so they paid brian anderson to not produce as much footage.   it makes perfect sense.
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nike backward is ekin, think about it hotshot.
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The swoosh looks like a baby whale cock, wrap your mouth around that playboy.

here is the proof tho: https://youtu.be/SqQPQlZbUHg
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Francis Xavier on March 19, 2019, 10:58:08 PM
Well not to change the subject, but statistically there has to be other gay male skaters out there. I assume Luan is gay, he’s always with some fat Brazilian guy. Who else do you think is gay?
Gay

And a handful of other rad posters here.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: CoMpLeMenTs4Uonlysometime on March 19, 2019, 11:02:02 PM
I for one would enjoy being milked by BA. He has very soft hands and big muscles. Sometimes when their timid its worse. I think he's doing the skate industry a massive favor. You should experience that release.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Francis Xavier on March 19, 2019, 11:13:23 PM
I for one would enjoy being milked by BA. He has very soft hands and big muscles. Sometimes when their timid its worse. I think he's doing the skate industry a massive favor. You should experience that release.
We want to experience the release of you ever posting again
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: weon on March 19, 2019, 11:17:03 PM
this thread should die, yet here i am.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: CoMpLeMenTs4Uonlysometime on March 19, 2019, 11:21:42 PM
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I for one would enjoy being milked by BA. He has very soft hands and big muscles. Sometimes when their timid its worse. I think he's doing the skate industry a massive favor. You should experience that release.
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We want to experience the release of you ever posting again
Amazing cause I will be posting again ever.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: thefriscokid on March 19, 2019, 11:21:51 PM
Forrest Kirby came out last year right?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 19, 2019, 11:57:56 PM
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  Um i dunno about any "lgbq message" or anything but i brought somthing like this up last year.  It just seemed slightly disingenuous the way he timed it.  Wait till the end of your carreer to come out (instead of when it really would have had reprocussions) and make huge press aided by nike funded campaign and get 5 to 10 more years of Nike $.  Smart and he deserves it and its a good message (thats tainted with nike money).  Admit the nike part sucked tho.
   Edit i also was put off how in that Reda doc brian made a point to say he wasnt attracted to skaters.  That seemed to pander to the old guard a bit.
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Yep, I’m sure this was all part of his scheme since he first picked up a skateboard. He made a list in his notebook -
1. Get good at skating
2. Turn pro, infiltrate the industry and become SOTY
3. Come out as gay in my 30’s and amass an even bigger following
4. Cash checks
5. Retire in the Caribbean with hot bear husband
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  He was gay for years, he DECIDED to come out (not in his "30s") when he did which came with a nike funded Reda docume9ntry, all this does require some planning and good for him!  Ive been slightly disingenuous for $ before.  It's just a valid comment i made.  Jesus christ you guys are so polarized.  No subtley allowed. Sure these guys might be your heros but they happen to be actually human beings as well.  3 dimentional.
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Dude, you’re pissing me off. It’s not “a valid comment” you made. You’re an insecure kook who is bothered by a man coming out at a certain time? I’m sorry, what would have been a convient time for you surfgrom? Your idea that he is “cashing in on LGTBQ” - that he planned to profit of his coming out - is pretty fucking lame. His documentary was heartfelt and made an impact beyond skateboarding. So of course more people are going to like him, support him, buy his product, etc.. does that qualify as “cashing in”? And yeah no shit, I know he was gay the whole time - that’s what made his story so impactful - the fact he felt he had to hide it. Correct me if I’m wrong but my guess is you’re a straight dude who will never have the slightest idea of what it’s like to be gay. So fuck off with this shit. I think you’re upset that he’s successful and proud to be gay. That just chafes your fragile masculinity doesn’t it?
   Nope.  Powere to him man.  I dont know him just like i dont know any of the pros im gonna talk shit about.  You guys ARE corny tho.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: jakeumms on March 20, 2019, 12:03:27 AM
Well at least I learned that Limp Wrist rips because of this thread.

Also, with all this talk of HJs and BJs, lets not forget the ol classic milking table. Who knows that's going on under there?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Ziad on March 20, 2019, 03:35:34 AM
L stands for lesbian g for gay b for bi (right?) t for trans but what is q? queer? lol i'm just learning about america  ;D
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: radcunt on March 20, 2019, 06:13:27 AM
‘lgbtq propaganda’

Fuck off, alt account.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on March 20, 2019, 06:29:04 AM
Actual skating is a small part of skating no matter if you are straight, gay, transgender or even if you identify as an avocado 🥑. Everyone on SLAP should know that by now
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: squintharder on March 20, 2019, 06:57:00 AM
Don't know about that but his insta seems so fake. Ironic that he posts all about how social media is so awful n shit on his insta. If he really thought that he wouldn't be posting shit but of course he wants to announce it to the world cause he thinks it makes him look cool. So lame
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Avicci on March 20, 2019, 08:12:54 AM
He had a part released a couple months ago. What else do you want from him?

everything was used before in something, so no, that was not new.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Manolo on March 20, 2019, 08:19:30 AM
Would be nice to see little more footage regardless of what he's doing in his private life.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: j....soy..... on March 20, 2019, 08:42:19 AM
Make sure you don't let Cardiel off the hook while you're at it.....
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: FLstrange on March 20, 2019, 08:54:20 AM
Don't know about that but his insta seems so fake. Ironic that he posts all about how social media is so awful n shit on his insta. If he really thought that he wouldn't be posting shit but of course he wants to announce it to the world cause he thinks it makes him look cool. So lame

this is applicable to most of people in skateboarding instagrams. most will claim that social media is lame, but want the attention.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: GAY on March 20, 2019, 09:04:30 AM
Well not to change the subject, but statistically there has to be other gay male skaters out there. I assume Luan is gay, he’s always with some fat Brazilian guy. Who else do you think is gay?

I have a sneaking suspicion that some of the people associated with Unity are homosexual.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Dustwardprez on March 20, 2019, 09:54:03 AM
Well at least I learned that Limp Wrist rips because of this thread.

Also, with all this talk of HJs and BJs, lets not forget the ol classic milking table. Who knows that's going on under there?

Boom. Check out los crudos and Charles Bronson too if you’re not already in the know
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: thebacker on March 20, 2019, 09:55:07 AM
bobby p is that you?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: GAY on March 20, 2019, 10:19:27 AM
Neil Hendrix raped Jules Lynn when she was 14 and the skate industry covered it up. What else has been covered up? How many kids lives were destroyed by skate camp employees and photographers promising their parents a career in skateboarding?

Topical!
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Zorlac8200 on March 20, 2019, 10:28:01 AM
You could tell Brian was itching for the reality tv show and the book deal when that vice documentary came out. He needs to retire and let gay skaters that actually skate and film video parts have their time to shine. #Garret barry did it before you.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Dustwardprez on March 20, 2019, 11:04:58 AM
Neil Hendrix raped Jules Lynn when she was 14 and the skate industry covered it up. What else has been covered up? How many kids lives were destroyed by skate camp employees and photographers promising their parents a career in skateboarding?

 Wtf is wrong with the parents. They should not hesitate to kill. Also why post that here? Very homophobic
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: ABG442 on March 20, 2019, 11:08:36 AM
This is what happens when incels find the slap boards
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Soft Boiled on March 20, 2019, 11:19:57 AM
BA is a legend who’s in his 40’s. People slow down when they hit a certain age and obviously their output slows down with it. As far as I’m concerned, BA could have a pro model forever, and I’d be ok with that. His sexual identity is his business.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 20, 2019, 02:29:45 PM
You could tell Brian was itching for the reality tv show and the book deal when that vice documentary came out. He needs to retire and let gay skaters that actually skate and film video parts have their time to shine. #Garret barry did it before you.
  He repped it really well but he was outed tho.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: chris gentryfied on March 20, 2019, 02:34:52 PM
Well not to change the subject, but statistically there has to be other gay male skaters out there. I assume Luan is gay, he’s always with some fat Brazilian guy. Who else do you think is gay?
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my guess would be the fat Brazilian guy.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: redcurb12 on March 20, 2019, 02:42:22 PM
Well not to change the subject, but statistically there has to be other gay male skaters out there. I assume Luan is gay, he’s always with some fat Brazilian guy. Who else do you think is gay?

why would you care?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 20, 2019, 03:17:27 PM
  Now im remember!  Guys the only reason i even had an opinion was because i was watching the BA Reda thing and Ed templeton goes and says "there was gay dudes b4 Brian but they skating was forgetable so we dont even have to mention theyre shiddy names. " (cause the press release was "1st gay pro skater")
  Right there i was like "fuck this!".  Thats what it was, I was disappointed that Brian let that fly in the doc.  If it wasnt for that i would not have thought of taking the stance i took about the timing being calculated or opportunistic.  Prolly scewed my thinking on the matter, i dont know Brian Andrrson so..
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: Baron Samedi on March 20, 2019, 03:19:09 PM
  Now im remember!  Guys the only reason i even had an opinion was because i was watching the BA Reda thing and Ed templeton goes and says "there was gay dudes b4 Brian but they skating was forgetable so we dont even have to mention theyre shiddy names. "
  Right there i was like "fuck this!".  Thats what it was, I was disappointed that Brian let that fly in the doc.  If it wasnt for that i would not have thought of taking the stance i took about the timing being calculated or opportunistic.  Prolly scewed my thinking on the matter, i dont know Brian Andrrson so..
ohhhhh now it all makes sense hurr durr
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 20, 2019, 03:22:51 PM
Ed was talking about it justifying the thing about BA being the 1st gay pro.  Ed said they (the gay pros that came b4 brian ha) sucked and wouldnt even say theyre names.  Thats weak.
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: chris gentryfied on March 20, 2019, 03:25:47 PM
Ed was talking about it justifying the thing about BA being the 1st gay pro.  Ed said they (the gay pros that came b4 brian ha) sucked and wouldnt even say theyre names.  Thats weak.
Chip Van Ham sucks? Jarrett Berry sucks? shah, in what world?
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 20, 2019, 03:31:04 PM
Im 42 years old man.   ^  i dont understand wtf your response is.  I feel its meant for me not to understand.  The other post ^ above that one too.  "Hur dur"(?)
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 20, 2019, 03:39:59 PM
Anyway i saw jberry skate a contest and he dosent suck, total opposite, i liked his style and super unique approach. And i saw him skate among a huge bunch of legends. He stood out for sure.  I never watched his parts so i dunno if it translated that way.
  Edit I saw BA tho at his prime dude.  Same contest.  Easy money! (Cyclops rail that muska tried to nblunt)
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: chris gentryfied on March 20, 2019, 03:43:51 PM
Anyway i saw jberry skate a contest and he dosent suck, total opposite, i liked his style and super unique approach. And i saw him skate among a huge bunch of legends. He stood out for sure.  I never watched his parts so i dunno if it translated that way.
  Edit I saw BA tho at his prime dude.  Same contest.  Easy money!
skating in assless chaps will do that
Title: Re: Brian Anderson is milking it while cashing in on LGBTQ
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 20, 2019, 03:45:41 PM
Ha!