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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Nic on May 08, 2019, 10:30:34 AM
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Just wondering if anyone's done it and what the experience is like. I have a couple pair and they're plush and durable, so I'd expect them to be good for jerking off into as well, but I don't want to ruin them for wearing.
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Nothing fucks like a fresh Stance sock.
Absolutely nothing.
Shalom.
Edit: this should be merged with the "Kits" thread.
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Whenever I see someone wearing stance socks I can’t help but think “Wow they must FUCK!”
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
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Shit, for $18 a pair, they'd better put out.
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Whenever I see someone wearing stance socks I can’t help but think “Wow they must FUCK!”
Shalom for that
Wonder if they fuck regular or switch
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Dude that's so sick that you cream into a pussy!
I can only cream into used walmart socks, personally.
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aNYoNe jeRK OfF iNTo stANCe sOcKs?
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Post your happy sock
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Only the 1010 ones because I love fucking up nazis
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best socks to jerk off with. you can unload in those motherfuckers and put them on right after and go skate.
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Only jack of into the unhappy polar socks so that the expression on the sock matches the disappointment I feel for only lasting 15 seconds and having to beat of into a sock at all.
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
You make thick in the warm? My dude.
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best socks to jerk off with. you can unload in those motherfuckers and put them on right after and go skate.
Pro tip: you can do this with literally any sock
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I jerked it in a pair of stances once and left them under the bed so my mom wouldn’t find em. A few weeks later a Erica yary was growing out of em
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best socks to jerk off with. you can unload in those motherfuckers and put them on right after and go skate.
Pro tip: you can do this with literally any sock
yeah but you can do it quicker and more comfortably with stance brand socks
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I jerked it in a pair of stances once and left them under the bed so my mom wouldn’t find em. A few weeks later a Erica yary was growing out of em
Ejaculating into the Stance socks with pro-model graphics actually summons a different genie every time depending on the pro represented on the sock, but they're all so annoying I don't recommend that. Good luck stopping Lance Mountain's mid 411VM introduction monologue but the worst one has to be Matt Hensley's with his fucking accordion.
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best socks to jerk off with. you can unload in those motherfuckers and put them on right after and go skate.
Pro tip: you can do this with literally any sock
Duly noted!
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Shit, for $18 a pair, they'd better put out.
Oh my god that is good ;D ;D ;D
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Never reached for a sock in a pinch but a bunch of my t-shirts have seen action and they act like they're better than the one's who haven't.
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I jerked off into a sock once. I wasn't really into so I just threw the sock away.
I did save the other sock for another walk because, you know, who just wants one random white sock floating around.
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I prefer to jerking off into huff weed socks
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I once used them for protection, now i have to pay child support.
Bummer.
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I once used them for protection, now i have to pay child support.
Bummer.
Gnar
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Marriage is overrated. It means you are stuck with one person (no offense). Being single means you can smash any box you want.
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I swear part of my early skate magic in my teen years was skating crispy socks.
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Best way to break in a new pair of socks, IMO
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Marriage is overrated. It means you are stuck with one person (no offense). Being single means you can smash any box you want.
pro tip: just get married and make your wife dress up like the box you want to smash. i personally prefer ikea boxes and request that my wife walk around in one when i get home. she's been so accommodating since i let her out of the attic
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Yeah I love jerking into stance socks, I usually imagine Erica yary personally delivering them to my pad then she watches me jerk off into them
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Marriage is overrated. It means you are stuck with one person (no offense). Being single means you can smash any box you want.
It aint the same killa, after a few years they all have high mileage on their engine. Still, i love my bottom bitch, she been with me since day one.
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Marriage is overrated. It means you are stuck with one person (no offense). Being single means you can smash any box you want.
It aint the same killa, after a few years they all have high mileage on their engine. Still, i love my bottom bitch, she been with me since day one.
You've got a distorted view on relationships my misogynistic friend.
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Get your favorite stance sock and jerk off to this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwpRy2hH-Lh/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=3uhu8t332h5b
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Marriage is overrated. It means you are stuck with one person (no offense). Being single means you can smash any box you want.
It aint the same killa, after a few years they all have high mileage on their engine. Still, i love my bottom bitch, she been with me since day one.
You've got a distorted view on relationships my misogynistic friend.
Oh wow, of course some pc outrage person had to come in and take everything serious..way to fuck it up
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Marriage is overrated. It means you are stuck with one person (no offense). Being single means you can smash any box you want.
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Just wondering if anyone's done it and what the experience is like. I have a couple pair and they're plush and durable, so I'd expect them to be good for jerking off into as well, but I don't want to ruin them for wearing.
Never Jerked into a sock before. Used to put a towel on my chest followed by a shower and a little pray to a picture of Andrew Allen for forgiveness from my sins
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Yeah but only the snowboarding ones, need that sock tech bro
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Marriage is overrated. It means you are stuck with one person (no offense). Being single means you can smash any box you want.
It aint the same killa, after a few years they all have high mileage on their engine. Still, i love my bottom bitch, she been with me since day one.
You've got a distorted view on relationships my misogynistic friend.
Oh wow, of course some pc outrage person had to come in and take everything serious..way to fuck it up
You seem more outraged than me...
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I prefer to pull out and jizz on them. it's a new genre of porn called sock bukkake.
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I usually just nut in my mouth. I dont want to lose my masculine energy or even worse have it fall into the wrong hands.
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I usually just nut in my mouth. I dont want to lose my masculine energy or even worse have it fall into the wrong hands.
That's how you pass a drug test.
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Oh no way bro? Fuckin rock on dude!
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Marriage is overrated. It means you are stuck with one person (no offense). Being single means you can smash any box you want.
It aint the same killa, after a few years they all have high mileage on their engine. Still, i love my bottom bitch, she been with me since day one.
You've got a distorted view on relationships my misogynistic friend.
Oh wow, of course some pc outrage person had to come in and take everything serious..way to fuck it up
You seem more outraged than me...
i jerk off to that anna kasparian bitch from the young turks all the time
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Same same
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One can never have too many socks.
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depends on whose face is on it
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I usually just nut in my mouth. I dont want to lose my masculine energy or even worse have it fall into the wrong hands.
One of my old friends used to tell me all about his JO experiences,as he was experimenting on the daily. Once he said he started fucking his sock after skating all day in it, and when he took it of to finish himself of on his chest he popped one right into his mouth and "naturally" swallowed it. Didn't think twice about it and rubbed another out soon after. Thanks for the flashback of his story haha
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And these are the threads that keep me up at night.
I knew that Gonz collab came with three socks for a reason.
#babybatter, shalom.
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Oh come on! Another self designed meme?
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I usually just nut in my mouth. I dont want to lose my masculine energy or even worse have it fall into the wrong hands.
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Aww, is someone mad because I don't have to fill a sock with petroleum jelly and heat it up in the microwave to fuck it?
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One can never have too many socks.
Wise words from a wise man who has a profile pic of a wise man.
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Aww, is someone mad because I don't have to fill a sock with petroleum jelly and heat it up in the microwave to fuck it?
so u get pussy everyday whenever u want? i had a gf for 6 years and we fucked everyday in the beginning but it slowed down alot as time passed.
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Aww, is someone mad because I don't have to fill a sock with petroleum jelly and heat it up in the microwave to fuck it?
so u get pussy everyday whenever u want? i had a gf for 6 years and we fucked everyday in the beginning but it slowed down alot as time passed.
For the past 16 years, yep.
Edit: Not everyday. Ain't nobody got time for that.
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Aww, is someone mad because I don't have to fill a sock with petroleum jelly and heat it up in the microwave to fuck it?
Only thing I’d be jealous of is the tax break you may get from being married. Not you or your imaginary wife.
Maybe learn how to read jokes, this thread is full of them dipshit.
Shalom.
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Aww, is someone mad because I don't have to fill a sock with petroleum jelly and heat it up in the microwave to fuck it?
Shalom.
Was that a joke in response to my joke responding to your initial joke? Help me out here.
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
Jokes on you, you’re married.
Aww, is someone mad because I don't have to fill a sock with petroleum jelly and heat it up in the microwave to fuck it?
Shalom.
Was that a joke in response to my joke responding to your initial joke? Help me out here.
So I assume because you edited out what I said, that your wife is indeed imaginary.
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So I assume because you edited out what I said, that your wife is indeed imaginary.
Nah, I'm just not going to argue with some idiot over the existence of my wife. Believe what you will.
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So I assume because you edited out what I said, that your wife is indeed imaginary.
Nah, I'm just not going to argue with some idiot over the existence of my wife. Believe what you will.
Post a wife fuccboi
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So I assume because you edited out what I said, that your wife is indeed imaginary.
Nah, I'm just not going to argue with some idiot over the existence of my wife. Believe what you will.
shalom
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If you jerk of into a girls stance sock, will she get pregnant?
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nike dry fit socks wick that cum away no problem!
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If you jerk of into a girls stance sock, will she get pregnant?
Yes, but you need to pick the right sock in order not to engender a mongo pusher. Little did you know, that's how all skateboarders are engendered (explaining why people look down on them as waste) and the choice of the sock determines whether they are goofy or regular. The McClungs were conceived just before laundry day.
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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of
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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?
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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?
It's 2019 and you still don't know that avoiding masturbation turns you into a heroic giga-Chad.
You probably have dark jerk-circles under your eyes, don't you?
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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?
You probably have dark jerk-circles under your eyes, don't you?
Beat me to it (no pun)
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If you jerk of into a girls stance sock, will she get pregnant?
Yes, but you need to pick the right sock in order not to engender a mongo pusher. Little did you know, that's how all skateboarders are engendered (explaining why people look down on them as waste) and the choice of the sock determines whether they are goofy or regular. The McClungs were conceived just before laundry day.
I believe this
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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?
You probably have dark jerk-circles under your eyes, don't you?
Beat me to it (no pun)
It means he has a sex doll he fucks, and when she is drying of after a cleaning he has wet dreams about her and one of the best female skaters ever. Also,he's possibly a elder health teacher,because he calls his wet dreams nocturnal emissions
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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?
You probably have dark jerk-circles under your eyes, don't you?
Beat me to it (no pun)
Beautiful, thank you.
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
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heroic giga-Chad
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I am No Fap and it’s fucking amazing, no porn, no jerking off. Makes you a real man and makes it so much sweeter when I crush pussy only had one dry spell and had the best sex dream ever and nocturnally emissioned all over myself. In the dream I was banging this hottie and Marisa’s Deltaco was on a chair flicking her bean watching us. I wish I I could jerk off thinking about that but I can’t. No faps makes my skating better and I don’t have those dark circles under my eyes from herking of
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this means?
i think his jizz has built up and gone bad thus poisoning all the mucous membranes in his body including the brain. he's experiencing a bad case of jizz brain and if he doesn't bust soon he's probably going to die. i know this because i'm a chronic masturbator and it's never happened to me
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nike dry fit socks wick that cum away no problem!
Fuck Nike
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
I don't want to be mean, but this post screams "I've never felt the touch of a woman and I might be gay, but I'll never know because I lack the confidence to approach another human being in a meaningful way, so I'll just project my frustrations on a random message board in a lazy attempt to make myself feel better".
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I know nobody asked, but I've never wiped my ass with a cum sock, not even a Stance sock.
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
I don't want to be mean, but this post screams "I've never felt the touch of a woman and I might be gay, but I'll never know because I lack the confidence to approach another human being in a meaningful way, so I'll just project my frustrations on a random message board in a lazy attempt to make myself feel better".
I find this personally insulting.
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I’d jack off into Erica Yary’s sock. Just sayin’.
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Dem sox
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqq9Wfen0S8/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=36bxbwuci9jh
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Dem sox
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqq9Wfen0S8/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=36bxbwuci9jh
dat hairline
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Dem sox
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqq9Wfen0S8/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=36bxbwuci9jh
Her hairstylist must be named Moses
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Dem sox
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqq9Wfen0S8/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=36bxbwuci9jh
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
I have more fake sex in a year than you'll have in your lifetime, and it's a fucking blast.
And you're goddamn right I'm a pervert, you frigid dork.
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well, i may be a pervert but at least i'm not a troll
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
I have more fake sex in a year than you'll have in your lifetime, and it's a fucking blast.
And you're goddamn right I'm a pervert, you frigid dork.
So I basically proved his regular point. GODDAMN it I'm an ass!
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
I have more fake sex in a year than you'll have in your lifetime, and it's a fucking blast.
And you're goddamn right I'm a pervert, you frigid dork.
So I basically proved his regular point. GODDAMN it I'm an ass!
Whoa watch out with that word around here GAY, lots of regular points on here, might get offended.
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
I have more fake sex in a year than you'll have in your lifetime, and it's a fucking blast.
And you're goddamn right I'm a pervert, you frigid dork.
So I basically proved his regular point. GODDAMN it I'm an ass!
Whoa watch out with that word around here GAY, lots of regular points on here, might get offended.
Just jealousy
Plus I use person as a term of endearment with my sons
And just to define something, cumming doesn’t equal sex. Sticking your dick in a hole and cumming isn’t sex. You have to cum into a pussy to procreate for it to be sex. This definition has been lost due to birth control (a terrible thing) and the lqbtq gay agenda
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So if you wanna be like this asshole, keep using the R word. That's who really won't let it go.
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So if you wanna be like this asshole, keep using the R word. That's who really won't let it go.
You probably ride spitfires
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So if you wanna be like this asshole, keep using the R word. That's who really won't let it go.
You probably ride spitfires
Pink ones
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The “R” word is a wierd one. I can definitely agree that it’s outdated and offensive, but it’s crazy that it wasn’t always the case. It was the actual medical term and the widely accepted way to refer to an intellectually disabled individual. The terms moron, idiot, cretin, and imbecile were all genuine medical terms up until the 60’s, which shows how different things were. Doctors referred to deaf/mute people as “dumb” and called crippled people “lame”. Doctors used to smoke in their offices too, which isn’t too crazy considering that you used to be able to smoke pretty much anywhere.
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My homegirl had a child who has an intellectual disability and she is a sweet, beautiful kid and the love of her mother's life. I couldn't keep using the term without feeling like a monstrous piece of shit. I'm double the asshole for even having to know someone personally to think about how shitty it was to keep that word in the rotation for so long.
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I Juul just about everywhere
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
I have more fake sex in a year than you'll have in your lifetime, and it's a fucking blast.
And you're goddamn right I'm a pervert, you frigid dork.
So I basically proved his regular point. GODDAMN it I'm an ass!
Whoa watch out with that word around here GAY, lots of regular points on here, might get offended.
Just jealousy
Plus I use person as a term of endearment with my sons
And just to define something, cumming doesn’t equal sex. Sticking your dick in a hole and cumming isn’t sex. You have to cum into a pussy to procreate for it to be sex. This definition has been lost due to birth control (a terrible thing) and the lqbtq gay agenda
you’re like the noah webster of dumbasses.
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Dem sox
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I'm waiting to be able to gnar you again. But thanks for adding on to my sigs
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I Juul just about everywhere
Now THIS is interesting.
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You guys are fucking up the plot by derailing from what should be the main focus on what the fuck is wrong with Erica’s hairline?
Did she shave a little straight patch in there? A man needs answers!
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I came in my lady friends socks the other weekend when I stayed over, I'm waiting for her to wear them and say something about them being crusty
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I came in my lady friends socks the other weekend when I stayed over, I'm waiting for her to wear them and say something about them being crusty
You stayed at her house and came in her socks without her being present or her knowing about it?
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I came in my lady friends socks the other weekend when I stayed over, I'm waiting for her to wear them and say something about them being crusty
You stayed at her house and came in her socks without her being present or her knowing about it?
both
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You guys are fucking up the plot by derailing from what should be the main focus on what the fuck is wrong with Erica’s hairline?
Did she shave a little straight patch in there? A man needs answers!
I think her hair was just having complications being in a relationship, so they split up
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Man getting old sucks just look at un sexual active Erica now. I bet her asshole looks like a balled up stance sock by now
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Ed knows what's up
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It almost looks like Erica is shaving that front piece. I’m an Erica fan. Do y’all think Bert Wooten ever got over Erica? Does anyone really ever get over Erica?
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It almost looks like Erica is shaving that front piece. I’m an Erica fan. Do y’all think Bert Wooten ever got over Erica? Does anyone really ever get over Erica?
I think it's either hereditary baldness or her hairline being affected from continuous hat and beanie wearing. Got a homie that wore his hats all dumb,flipped bill and tight...basically after a few years he earned a five head from his head fashion. Erica>Bert
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It almost looks like Erica is shaving that front piece. I’m an Erica fan. Do y’all think Bert Wooten ever got over Erica? Does anyone really ever get over Erica?
That’s a tough hump to get over
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The “R” word is a wierd one. I can definitely agree that it’s outdated and offensive, but it’s crazy that it wasn’t always the case. It was the actual medical term and the widely accepted way to refer to an intellectually disabled individual. The terms moron, idiot, cretin, and imbecile were all genuine medical terms up until the 60’s, which shows how different things were. Doctors referred to deaf/mute people as “dumb” and called crippled people “lame”. Doctors used to smoke in their offices too, which isn’t too crazy considering that you used to be able to smoke pretty much anywhere.
Being gay was considered a sickness/mental illness by the medical community in the United States until the 1970s. Hard to believe how recently that was the case.
My homegirl had a child who has an intellectual disability and she is a sweet, beautiful kid and the love of her mother's life. I couldn't keep using the term without feeling like a monstrous piece of shit. I'm double the asshole for even having to know someone personally to think about how shitty it was to keep that word in the rotation for so long.
Backing Jakeumms on this. To me, hearing someone casually use the word person/regular is on the same level of hearing someone use fag/faggot.
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Between Jason Jessee references and an honest discussion on the impact of the "r word," I think this is Manolo's cue to pop into this thread and start bitching about how awful it is that no one takes "context" into account anymore when people use shitty slurs. Where you at, Manolo?
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i am guilty AF. but now a days i could give a fuck to prance around in colorful socks. unless your getting proper box of jack rags sent to your door. ill sick to hanes all whites fuck em and chuck em.
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Anyone see Lizzies new vans ad in thrasher??
Just ruined a pair of new vans socks to that. Vans seem to have a softer inside than stance can anyone confirm?
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I prefer toy machine socks
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Not going to lie this has been a thing I’ve done a few times.
Desperate times call for innovation and someone who made these definitely did this as well.
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Anyone see Lizzies new vans ad in thrasher??
Just ruined a pair of new vans socks to that. Vans seem to have a softer inside than stance can anyone confirm?
Post an ad
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
I have more fake sex in a year than you'll have in your lifetime, and it's a fucking blast.
And you're goddamn right I'm a pervert, you frigid dork.
Nice
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I've never jerked into a sock. Thats legit a thing?
Thought it was some movie trope.
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
I have more fake sex in a year than you'll have in your lifetime, and it's a fucking blast.
And you're goddamn right I'm a pervert, you frigid dork.
I miss GAY like an mf.