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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Monkey_Mcpott on June 01, 2019, 07:37:25 PM
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Took a little break, making this thread a little over 2 days before we film to give everyone a little more time to put in their questions instead of the typical 24 hours.
Meeting Jordan on Tuesday, ask away. Will make a post before filming begins marking the cutoff. Keep in mind guests can skip over questions so try to keep the questions good and the troll questions to a minimum.
Name: Jordan Taylor aka Gordo
Known for: “Fat and Wack”, Dance Moves, Skits, 3 Ninjas, Toy Machine Brainwash, “Who’s the dude who dances in those…he does like he was doing like the crazy….umm…” - Crob
Interest: Basketball (Go Celtics!), looking for spots, Joe Rogan podcast, stand up comedy, movies, making short films, going to the gym, walking my dog, getting married soon, working on a new balance video, decaf coffee, arts and crafts, baths and candles
Shalom
(https://i.imgur.com/eGY78Ip.jpg?1)
Edit: Here you go guys!! Big thanks to Feedmeseymour for the edit as always. More episodes to come! Once again, keep in mind that guests can skip any question so keep them good and don’t be surprised if your question got skipped because it sucked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42gzidTdlCo
Preview of the next guest is at the end of each episode ;)
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Nick T wanted to beat you up?
Brixton would requisition your receipts whenever you guys would buy Dickes instead of wearing their pants?
Still refuse to skate at skate parks?
Were you bummed when Crob couldn’t remember your name when he was referring to you in Grants nine club episode after he mentioned skits for like the 10th time?
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Who's your role model?
Favourite flavour of ice cream?
Favourite Disney movie?
Ps: I think you're the bee's knees!
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Fuck ya, one of my favorites.
There was a gnarly front board photo that I think was your last Toy Machine ad; what happened to the footage?
Who are some of your favorite skaters/ who influenced you?
Where does your creative juice (AKA Gamma) come from? What is your normal routine at the gym and what do you think of Neen getting so much shine from it?
Love your skating and thanks for keeping it light!
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who would win in a fight between the three ninjas and the surf ninjas?
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What’s your favorite milkshake?
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How long did it take you to film/what trick was the biggest battle for you (if any) in gordo2K part? Rad part btw
Favourite Joe Rogan guest/episode?
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Why’s it taken toy a decade to produce a video?
Why did Toy not make u the face of the brand after brainwash? Considering u are the most original skater they sponsored on their actual team in years?
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Never heard of him, but if he likes Joe Rogan and stand up comedy he can fuck right off.
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Why does Chim Richalds hate you?
Favorite music to listen to?
Also I love you.
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How do you feel about Nick Trapasso?
Was Austyn a diva when he was on WKND?
Please show us those sexy dance moves.
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Jordon Taylor is genuinely one of my favourites.
2019 has been quite horrible, with massive names passing away. I feel unusually shaken by it all, particularly with the loss of Ben Raemers- how is the industry doing? Have you been reminded to look out for your homies?
Changing gear: Where do you get your falafel?
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Which parts from full lengths would be in your top five favorites?
Does anyone on WKND lurk slap?
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have you ever worked on a stand-up routine? if so, will you perform some of it for slap? thanks.
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Do you actually wear shorts over your pants?
Still using a chain wallet? Ever slammed on it while trying a trick?
What’s the most “whack steez” you’ve been hyped on lately?
Same question I asked Tom:
What’s the weirdest way you’ve ever found a spot?
Which skater has the most cake?
What is the most “fat and whack” thing that you’ve done?
Favorite installment of the 3 ninjas series?
If Ed ever asked you to be the subject of a nude photo/painting, how would/did you pose for it?
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That Ollie over a picnic table noseblunt slide was banana lands in gordo2k
Is there a competition between you and Tom k over who has the sickest Ed templeton style trucker hats?
What’s your favorite dinosaur
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I bumped into you and some friends looking at spots in the rain at UBC in Vancouver a few weeks back. Did anyone end up getting clips?
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what’s the spanish word for wack?
what three ninja are you .. don’t say tum tum
first word that comes to mind when i say nick t .. don’t say acid
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Hey Jordan, big fan of your going pro part for WKND. Thanks if you answer any questions.
Congratulations on your upcoming marriage! I have to ask, being newly married myself, how you dealt with the idea of pre-nuptial agreements.
Is it true that WKND asked Thrasher to take down Lee Yankou's recent Blue Tile Lounge video part because it had the same Leonard Cohen song they were using for the Sir Palmer vid, and if so...I mean, isn't that lame?
Who's better, you or your brother? Who are your favourite brothers in skateboarding?
Let's say you're driving down the street and you see a skater getting hassled by some wannabe gangbangers. No weapons but they're surrounding the kid and yelling at him. The kid who's getting hassled sees you and his face lights up, presumably because he recognizes you. Will you pull over to intervene, or drive away?
John Shanahan and Aiden Mackey, even though they're modern pros, are both into different styles from different past times in skating. Do you think what they're doing is contrived or do you like it? I love it, personally.
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Arthur Murray Dance Studio graduate or does it just come naturally?
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What is your favorite graffic ?
Dream skate spot ?
Cheers
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How many Ben Sanchez parts have you watched?
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Tell us a tempster story
Which actor/actress would you be starstruck to meet?
What if brad pitt actually followed you?
Favorite gordo skaters out there?
you go to the gym to get jacked or to get yummy?
Fuck mary kill: weckingball, nick dompierre, brandon biebel
Underrated comedian?
Do you listen to joe rogans podcast non-discriminatory? Any particular topics or guests you usually skip or prefer?
Upcoming movie you look forward to see?
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Where do you draw inspiration from/get ideas for your skits from? Do you come up with ideas for the skits in the WKND videos and if so, which ones?
I like your unique approach to skating spots, when did you start skating/looking at spots that way and what was the reasoning behind it?
How do you feel about people saying you look identical to Leonardo DiCaprio? Have there been any ideas to recreate any of his scenes for a wknd skit?
If you could steal a single trick from anybody on the WKND team, what would it be?
If you never got into skateboarding, what do you think you would be doing now?
Thanks for bringing a fun and enjoyful take to skateboarding and for making me smile every time I watch your video parts! Below is how i feel when i watch your footage:
(https://i.imgur.com/DkOlH6t.jpg)
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If you could have brunch with any WWF wrestler who you chose and what would have?
What's your best Ed story?
Would you rather take a gut check from Tyson in his prime or get choke slammed into a pile of thumb tacks?
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how many striped shirts do you own?
what are your thoughts on bringing a VX to a wedding?
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What is your favorite New Balance model?
How hard was it to leave Toy Machine?
Ever consider wearing slimmer clothing or are you set on a loose, baggy look?
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Since you like to show your acting chops, who is your favorite actor/actress?
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Where do you get inspiration for your dance moves? (Or are they just natural in the moment)
Ever skate/hang out with Tyler Mumma? Any good stories with him?
When looking for spots,what are the key factors in one making you want to skate it?
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Fuck, marry, kill
Steve Berra, Andy Schrock, J Casanova
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No real question here, just wanted to say your part in Brainwash is fucking epic.
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What feels better, new socks or new board?
Would you rather fight all 3 ninjas at once, or the karate kid?
What’s up with the nickname gordo?
Favorite current skateboarder that isn’t Tom k?
Shalom
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what 3 ninjas girl did you want to be your girlfriend and give your first kiss to the most?
emily
(https://www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/2017/S/102323-49.jpg)
jo
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/3ninjas/images/6/64/1383417_10202276861549026_1365719502_n.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131028090746)
miyo
(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w300_and_h450_bestv2/pqXJs6YfUrRWbZegaHom4CZmKwz.jpg)
jennifer
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/3ninjas/images/f/f0/1452090_10202643009422494_1799320049_n.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131209004527)
or amanda?
(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10300000/Amanda-3-ninjas-10371636-640-480.jpg)
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Favorite coffee shop(s)?
What's it like having Grant as a boss?
Who is easier to deal with Grant or Ed?
If you could bring anyone on WKND (actor or skateboarder) who would you bring on?
What do you turn to inspiration?
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fucking decaf coffee, what even is the point today?
in your gordo2k part, did you skate the most roofs since devin appelo?
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Can you share with us your favourite grant story?
How many boards did this one claim before it worked?
https://www.youtube.com/embed/LFqckmL5aQs?start=118
Cheers
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Is Tom K really a tool?
Did Nora (or her fans) give you shit for sporting lilac pants?
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favorite country traveled?
best toy teammate?
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Favorite clip/photo of yours? You have a pretty distinct push - who has your favorite push? Favorite video part of yours? You’re handsome.
Can I draw you something?
Would you rather poop out a softball or pee out a marble?
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Was the slappy after your ender in your pro part improvised or planned?
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Would you rather poop out a softball or pee out a marble?
I always really look forward to this question
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Do you have to work in the wknd warehouse?
Does it take longer to film tricks or skits?
What would you rather: only being able to skate shirtless, or only being allowed to skate in shorts?
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What's your opinion on Nick Trapasso? Is he fat and wack?
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Do you want Irving on the Celtics or traded? I'm curious to hear from a Boston fan.
What big name free agents do you want on the Celtics?
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Do you feel like skateparks take away the creativity of skateboarding? Why do you not like parks?
Best wknd story?
Ps. I’m stoked you’re doing this. Sorry my questions suck I just woke up and clocked into to work and haven’t fully woke up yet.
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Did you choose the Fine Young Cannibals song in your WKND part?
What's it like filming in HD for WKND now?
New video in the works?
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what skater(s) do you think has the best style?
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your brainwash part is eternally in my top five dude, love 2 love it. sick pairing of music & skating.
the kickflip front board on the ledge going mach 3 in that part, how long did that take? always thought it was extremely gnarly and that you barely ever see anyone rip that trick on a ledge.
also the video part to the "she drives me crazy (ooh ooh)" song was on heavy repeat for a while, how much input do you have into choosing songs for your parts?
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Big fan. Definitely looking forward to this.
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Thank you to everyone that participated, as a thank you we're doing a giveaway of everything below.
All that is needed is:
1. Must have asked a question prior to this post.
2. Email [email protected] with subject line "Gordo" and a screenshot of your screen name.
3. Must be a Pal (1000 post or more, No noobs or lurkers)
First come first serve, Shalom! :-*
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Winner Cuban_lynx!!!
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dammit. i'll never be quick enough.
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-Tell us about an encounter you've had with a dangerous animal.
-If you have swass while filming, do you change your pants?
-Ledge trick you wish you could do?
-Have you ever been purposely spit on by someone? What did you do? If not, what would you do?
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Hey Jordan,
Do you know how to time travel and read questions after the deadline?
Do you have aspirations to act? Make films?
Who would you put on wknd if you could?
Do you want to go dancing some time?
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^ just incase you change your sig, i want this to be in this thread forever.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/STSWGj2Xqn26HuXWlb/giphy.gif)
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Just wrapped up, Jordan was great and a really funny guy. Video will be up in a few days, thanks to everyone that contributed.
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Winner Cuban_lynx!!!
Oh hell yeah. I’m set up for summer. Not sure what to do with the crown, but I’m up for suggestions.
Can’t wait for the video!
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dammit. i'll never be quick enough.
same - I was ready for this one too
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Oh hell yeah. I’m set up for summer. Not sure what to do with the crown, but I’m up for suggestions.
Can’t wait for the video!
I vote for an edit of crown footy
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Oh hell yeah. I’m set up for summer. Not sure what to do with the crown, but I’m up for suggestions.
Can’t wait for the video!
I vote for an edit of crown footy
ABD
(https://i.imgur.com/Y3jLBTi.gif)
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On the dance moves: In the skit, did you come up with the dance moves or was that scripted and rehearsed?
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Oh hell yeah. I’m set up for summer. Not sure what to do with the crown, but I’m up for suggestions.
Can’t wait for the video!
You got the juice now,wear that crown
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Oh hell yeah. I’m set up for summer. Not sure what to do with the crown, but I’m up for suggestions.
Can’t wait for the video!
Hot glue it to the dash board of your car and then sprinkle some potpourri in the center part for a decorative touch that smells great!
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Put out a dance part.
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Stoked for this ! Bummed i missed the question window, but i dig alot of questions asked above. Shalom
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Here you go guys!! Big thanks to Feedmeseymour for the edit as always. More episodes to come! Once again, keep in mind that guests can skip any question so keep them good and don’t be surprised if your question got skipped because it sucked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42gzidTdlCo
Preview of the next guest is at the end of each episode ;)
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Thank you monkey and seymour as always. excited to watch
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My questions sucked and he still answered them! Thanks for putting these out, they keep getting better!
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That was great thanks lads. Perfect timing for a rainy day here.
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Cheers! Stoked on his NB part coming out.
His take on decaf coffee being shameful was pretty hilarious.
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Another great episode! Awesome work all around.
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Enjoyed this! Thanks monkey and the pals for making it happen
Looked forward to see who would jordan fuck marry kill but can’t complain at all
My next set up will be a wknd and maybe some nb’s
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That was great, plus it made me rewatch his brainwash part is so fucking good
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Stoked again he answered my questions haha I remember the trick he's talking about too (which was the battle to film) super rad. Also going to check out his Joe Rogan recommendation. Thanks for this dudes
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jordan is a funny guy. not funny like a clown like he's here to amuse us, but funny. you know. the way he tells stories and stuff. he really should do some acting or comedy.
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Good stuff. He's rad for sure, that was a fun listen.
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Well done! Stoked my questions made it in there. Big Jordan fan over here.
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This is my favorite episode so far.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BxONNOSlIZk/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiA6sIlFGxC/
these are so good
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This one is amazing
https://www.instagram.com/p/9XeEmXrQ-X/?igshid=bhrqpniw6tc5
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very shalom. thanks guys!
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Haha swipe to see the broken window on the wknd van
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByoGsEXJFdS/?igshid=9boraroyedgt
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This was great guys! Jordan is hilarious
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Haha swipe to see the broken window on the wknd van
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByoGsEXJFdS/?igshid=9boraroyedgt
Great work all round lads 🍻
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This was amazing. Thanks to everyone!
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This was great guys! Jordan is hilarious
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just came across this today and had to share.
https://youtu.be/TXMTZdOpnEo (https://youtu.be/TXMTZdOpnEo)
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dude that's absolute gold