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Title: Where is Busenitz
Post by: arrbee on October 09, 2019, 06:19:01 AM
So I know there is a "where are they now thread" but where the fuck has Dennis been? Has he been putting out shit that I have just missed or is he on the Janoski program cashing shoe checks and chilling?
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: links, pics, and quotes on October 09, 2019, 06:53:04 AM
https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/talkin-schmit-ep-40-dennis-busenitz/ (https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/talkin-schmit-ep-40-dennis-busenitz/)
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: NORTHBYMIDWEST on October 09, 2019, 06:58:35 AM
Probably just making furniture, raising children and being an all around bad-ass human being.
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on October 09, 2019, 07:10:15 AM
Probably just making furniture, raising children and being an all around bad-ass human being.
Lets just call it a day on that one, I tried but man they should just call it Talk And Shit with Schmitt cuz thats all it is.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o6Yg4fmiiHVywY4lW/giphy.gif)
gnars to anyone who can provide some cliff notes
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: dirtywork81 on October 09, 2019, 07:11:42 AM
he's skating still. It's just that he skates so fast that the human eye cant detect that he just blew by.
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: arrbee on October 09, 2019, 07:13:28 AM
he's skating still. It's just that he skates so fast that the human eye cant detect that he just blew by.

With the technology that exists now there is surely a way to capture it so we can all see
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: conqueso on October 09, 2019, 07:31:12 AM
ham ate him
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: Jollyoli on October 09, 2019, 07:37:15 AM
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he's skating still. It's just that he skates so fast that the human eye cant detect that he just blew by.
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With the technology that exists now there is surely a way to capture it so we can all see

You can either know where he is or how fast he is going, but not both.
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: Pavementi on October 09, 2019, 09:12:52 AM
https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/talkin-schmit-ep-40-dennis-busenitz/ (https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/talkin-schmit-ep-40-dennis-busenitz/)
listen to the last 5 or 10 minutes of this. Busenitz says something is wrong with one of his legs. Dead leg, I think he said, not sure if that's nerve damage or deep bruise...?
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 09, 2019, 09:16:34 AM
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https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/talkin-schmit-ep-40-dennis-busenitz/ (https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/talkin-schmit-ep-40-dennis-busenitz/)
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listen to the last 5 or 10 minutes of this. Busenitz says something is wrong with one of his legs. Dead leg, I think he said, not sure if that's nerve damage or deep bruise...?

That doesn’t sound good. ☹️
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 09, 2019, 09:18:31 AM
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https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/talkin-schmit-ep-40-dennis-busenitz/ (https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/talkin-schmit-ep-40-dennis-busenitz/)
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listen to the last 5 or 10 minutes of this. Busenitz says something is wrong with one of his legs. Dead leg, I think he said, not sure if that's nerve damage or deep bruise...?
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That doesn’t sound good. ☹️
Deep Bruisenitz?
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: Lou Strux on October 09, 2019, 09:26:37 AM
THIS thread!!!
So many fine Dennis jokes already, & only half a page in.
Thank you, SLAP.
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: BALARGUE on October 09, 2019, 09:53:56 AM
Currently in Paris with some Adidas homies (Gustav, Silas, Lucas) for the inauguration of a new skatepark in the center of the city

You might see him skateboarding in related instastories in the coming days.
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: Theshrunkendrunkard on October 09, 2019, 10:59:09 AM
You know how German folks are. Go in, kill everything, then dip.

It’s all in the history books, kids.
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: SATIVA HYBRID on October 09, 2019, 11:19:47 AM
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he's skating still. It's just that he skates so fast that the human eye cant detect that he just blew by.
[close]

With the technology that exists now there is surely a way to capture it so we can all see
nah nobody can produce cameras soon enough by the time they think they have it he's already faster
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: Jeff Bezos The Antichrist on October 09, 2019, 11:41:49 AM
ham ate him

The most plausible explanation
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: Switch FS K-Swiss Grind on October 09, 2019, 12:16:01 PM
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https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/talkin-schmit-ep-40-dennis-busenitz/ (https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/talkin-schmit-ep-40-dennis-busenitz/)
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listen to the last 5 or 10 minutes of this. Busenitz says something is wrong with one of his legs. Dead leg, I think he said, not sure if that's nerve damage or deep bruise...?
[close]

That doesn’t sound good. ☹️
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Deep Bruisenitz?
I heard he has Dennis elbow
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: Francis Xavier on October 09, 2019, 12:18:05 PM
Years of that rabid push got to him,that sucks.
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: arrbee on October 09, 2019, 07:05:50 PM
Currently in Paris with some Adidas homies (Gustav, Silas, Lucas) for the inauguration of a new skatepark in the center of the city

You might see him skateboarding in related instastories in the coming days.

I sure hope so.
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: radcunt on October 09, 2019, 08:00:38 PM
Can he now get a retrospective SOTY pls
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: professor pound cake on October 09, 2019, 09:53:18 PM
prolly on a tractor on thee way to plow your mother

tonyshalom
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: EastKremer on October 11, 2019, 11:14:29 AM
https://instagram.com/stories/cmulhern/2152365591976235037?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=13kznnfcepbjh
Title: Re: Where is Busenitz
Post by: What Up With That on October 11, 2019, 12:23:15 PM
Why hasn't this become a photoshop thread?

I would imagine it being like where's Waldo but you hide him behind the u-lock in the AVE picture. Or tucked into mannequin Dill's lapel